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Reviews for Liek, use thundershock okay

By : Stormborn Apostle
  • From Bishonen on June 24, 2007
    I agree with Slash if you don’t like a story don’t grip about it unless it’s poorly written which this story is not I mean personal I love the really early episodes but I cant stand to watch any of the new one the main reason that it sucks is because of the fact that they edit out everything and not just this anime but everything on TV but if it was made in America they barely seem to touch it look at the hellboy movies on cartoon network they left the name alone as well as all the violence now look at what they did to DBZ so really even though like Ash and crew Slash can do whatever he wants to with them in his story.

    With Love; Imasuky Lomae

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  • From Stormborn Apostle on June 23, 2007
    anonymous---Yes, Ash never seems to learn from experience. Whether it's abandoning the few powerful Pokemon he has, not letting the weaker ones evolve, or using god-awful type match-ups, it's clear that Ash is the biggest failure in the Pokemon universe.

    Nevyn - Master of Ether---To say I'm not impressed with Ash is an amazing understatement. How many episodes of Pokemon have there been? And this moron is still thundershocking ground types and giggling about friendship and love instead of constant training?

    Of course, it's not just Ash that fails in the anime...it's pretty much every single character. The anime (and surrounding publicity, such as the movies and cards as such) is the overwhelmingly crappy side of the franchise...the one that caters to the next generation of four-foot morons like the Cold War era of comic books did to theirs, recycling plotlines (as specific as "Jimmy Olsen gets turned into a werewolf...AGAIN!) because they lack originality.

    I mean, look at the anime. There is virtually zero character development; instead of being a dynamic group of people constantly learning from each other, benefiting from friendships and suffering from fights and growing up, we don't have friends...we just have a group of people who happen to travel together. No romance, no tension, no point. Damn near every episode could be its own little oneshot piece of stupidity.

    As the Pokemon fad has died down, the anime continually dumbed itself now, from "teenage" to "elementary school"...it's only a matter of time before Ash starts shouting at Team Rocket that there is to be no swiping, Team Rocket, no swiping.

    And as the years passed, two distinct audiences of Pokemon fan came into being...the little children who buy into the giggles and ridiculous villains and poorly-dubbed imported anime episodes and god-awful plot-raped movies and action figures and past-their-prime card games...and the ones who still wait for the franchise to grow up with them, instead of staying behind in the stupid ages.

    Do I like Pokemon? Hell, I love Pokemon. Played it since the days of Red and Blue, in the days of Missingno. and battling with link cables on the school bus, trying to catch the sunlight enough to see the screens. The days of G/S/C tournaments that had entire classrooms plotting and planning their teams on notebook paper during class. The videos games, while not perfect, remained fairly constant in their maturity, and provided a much-needed outlet for the aging fans. Meanwhile, the anime continues to crapify itself until now it is not just a shame to anime...even DUBBED anime, which is hard to do...but to television in general.

    So, of course, it really all boils down to something simple.

    Pokemon is just as much mine as it is the little ones'.

    And so, I have just as much of a right to have Ash get sodomized by a thirty-foot beast made of stone as the kiddies have in getting their cards and poorly-dubbed anime.

    Welcome to ADULTfanfiction.com, where we violate your childhood memories because it's funny. And in this case, it deserves it.

    And while it may seem a little odd coming from someone who just wrote a 2000 word story about it, as well as vigorously criticizing the anime and defending my right to do such a thing, remember: INTERNET. Serious motherfucking business.
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  • From ANON - anonymous on June 23, 2007
    It shows how much of an idiot Ash is. It's probably the only way he could learn. It was worth it for the last line, "But hey, at least now he learned that ground types were immune to electric attacks."
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  • From Stormborn Apostle on June 22, 2007
    Heh, yeah, this is one lesson I doubt Ash will ever forget...
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  • From Stormborn Apostle on June 22, 2007
    Heheheh, yes. I wonder what Ash's mom would say when she found out...

    "You may have made it to Pewter City faster than your father, but at least he didn't get butt-pounded by an Onix, honey."
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  • From Stormborn Apostle on June 21, 2007
    Daemon---Heh, this was a pleasure to write. Sometimes inspiration takes me months...and sometimes it happens in seconds. I don't think I stopped typing even once when I was typing...it was all one, flowing shot, heh.

    Back to Sinners, indeed!

    NS---You're more than welcome. I detest Ash (and the entire anime, really) with a passion. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't really exist, because no trainer as stupid as him could get one badge, let alone however many he's managed to get in the anime.
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  • From ANON - NS on June 21, 2007
    Thank you! Thank you a million times over!
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  • From UnholyJustice on June 21, 2007
    hahahaha nice man. Ash is a dumbshit thanks for putting it to paper so to speak.

    Fucking dumbass.
    Now get back to the good story devoid of complete retards! :)
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  • From Stormborn Apostle on June 21, 2007
    Heheh, yes. Take perverse amusement at Ash's suffering. :-D
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  • From Bishonen on June 21, 2007
    Wow that was fucked up just really i know you hate ash but still that was sick and of course It fights the Onix in the Gym or else it gets the rape again was one of the wrost lines i've ever read in my life but that was very funny i hate myself for thinking this was so funny

    With Love;Imasuky Lomae
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