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Reviews for Empty Hourglass

By : Stormborn Apostle
  • From whodunnit on April 01, 2011
    Dude, anon, there's constructive criticism and there are plain hate posts. If someone went up to your face and said that he or she just doesn't like your work, you might feel bad, but that's just how it is. Now if this imaginary person continues to hound you and says, "You're garbage, get help," you're losing your credibility from the author and his readers (needless to say, you start to look like a spamming troll, too). If you're at the point where you publicly hope on a SEX FAN FICTION WEBSITE that Slash fails in his real life, you just look funny. We don't know how your day was, but if you had a screwjob one and your only venting outlet is towards an internet author who you just don't like, maybe you should find someone to talk to.
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  • From ANON - Raize of Darkness on March 31, 2011
    Beautiful...with the music from titanic (as corny as that sounds) you have brought tears to my eyes once again. Thank you my friend.
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  • From ANON - Anon on March 31, 2011
    I had written you off as a disappearance. I thought the world had finally caught up to you, and that you had to retire from your writing of the Sinners line, but, surprise, surprise. You are quite a piece of work, Slash Firestorm. There is no other being on earth quite like you. Only you could have the imaginative processes, the whims, the creativity, to write what you write using the materials given and churn out a product like yours.

    You are a piece of shit. You’re an insult, a disgrace, to authors everywhere, from the very best of the best to the budding new authors with keyboards far cleaner than yours and the filth you’ve typed with them. I hate you and your works like I hate the taste of my own bile.

    The emotions you draw from the stories you spin are not what you assume: what you think is a romantic scene between two lovers draws disgust and scorn. A “tense” scene that is designed to draw hatred towards the antagonists and sympathy for the protagonists inspires neither, and instead we find ourselves amused by your overzealous efforts to achieve either. Any adventure is boring; any characterization is weak; any erotica is disgusting.

    Were you just writing a story for fans of Pokemon that liked to imagine themselves fucking their favourite one, you’d be just another drop in the water, unassuming and undeserving of any sort of anger or conflict from a person like myself or the many people equally aggravated by your affronts to literacy. But you had to be more. You had to make Sinners into the greatest Pokémon pornography there ever was. You had to take a simple fan-story of your self-insert character anally drilling a Gardevoir into an epic journey across lands, involve battles over and through minds, involve convoluted, nonsensical, and absurd back-stories to your own ‘fanon’, and write paragraph, after paragraph, of nothing, while hitting every cliché you can think of along the way.

    You include ‘edgy’ and ‘controversial’ topics in your stories, for no reason. You make blank-faced and ugly comparisons to Christianity with “Jirachism”. You compare the difficulties homosexuals have had to face over the centuries with bestiality, which is a fetish, not a lifestyle. Your story, which was originally intended to be a titillating ditty about a human having sex with what is essentially an animal that can talk, involved serious, obviously not erotic plots about paedophilia, rape, and child-rape. You are as insensitive as you are incapable of writing a good story.

    Perhaps worst of all, as the greatest insult you could make to others trying to make themselves out to be authors, you will blindly and angrily turn away even the most legitimate of criticisms and surround yourself with only yes-men, assured that you are incapable of performing any wrong. This could have been, and almost was, one of those criticisms, but then I remembered all the times you smugly and self-righteously turned a blind eye to all the ones that came before me, and I won’t be the least bit surprised if you delete this ‘review’ and reply with some haughty, holier-than-thou comment in your next public, shameless display to your eager masses.

    You hope to one day publish something original. Somebody recently approached you with a job offer in your Livejournal, perhaps unaware of your current hobbies, perhaps not. I don’t say this to many people, but, having read what I’ve read and learning what I have of you from the works you produce, I hope you fail. There’s enough wrong with the world already.
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  • From jonathantobi on March 30, 2011
    Great work, Slash... it's good to see you back.
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  • From Bishonen on March 29, 2011
    I hate you....but I love you to...I can't put it into words....Please update soon.

    With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae
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  • From unknownmercury on March 29, 2011
    Wait... What?! WHAT?!
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