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I dislike you very much right now, BlackWhole. But that's okay, I can just send the gophers to go kick your army's ass any day...heheh

The werewolf can regenerate any injury it sustains and instead blood it has gopher poison in it’s veins, Oh and whoever it kills and doesn’t eat is turned into a Japanese girl and brought back to me where I will train you to be sex slaves lastly it has a last restore trick it can change into pure anti-matter that will destroy anything it touches I will win this because I don’t play fair.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

Yes, you really don't play fair...-cries in corner- You know what, fine, win the damn war that we never started. lol

but that's not gonna prevent me from having the 700th review! XD That's how this whole thing got started, didn't it? lol We just burned up like 15 reviews over our armies. I really need something better to do...

And for no reason at all, I just did a word check on Sinners. And now be prepared for what Microsoft Office Word has calculated, for all 17 chapters of Sinners(note; I left it in the 10.5 font size, as that's what AFF has the font size default)

Pages; 188
Words; 96,367
Characters(no spaces); 453,913
Characters(w/ spaces); 553,141

I think this is the most I've ever read in my entire life...

I knew thi story was long but i didn't know it was that long I've read longer stories but still to think this one's only just seveteen chapters i cant't wait to see how long it is by the time it's over and one last thing about the werewolf on the night of a full moon it grows more eight heads and a second set of arms with guns so then it has is wielding a katana and bastard sword a 44. Magnum and a Desert Eagle oh and each of the new extra heads has a machine gun coming out of their mouths and they can shoot Kamehameha and Hadouken attacks from their eyes and something else I forgot to mention is he’s also a dark Jedi who can use force lighting and push and choke and he can do mind tricks so that he doesn’t have to show i.d. anyone.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

P.S. At this rate we'll have 700 new reviwes before the next chapter is posted

P.P.S I wonder what the word count for all the reviwes would be

I just tried to find out how many pages the review count is made of and it said my computer didn’t have enough space I think the reviews page is longer than the story it’s self.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

After all that stuff about the werewolf i think that after slash gets a new computer that he should update before the next full moon.

Bow to the Master

Dammit Imasuky, I already gave up the war! And I'm sure with that addition no one's gonna challenge you because you don't play fair! heh.

But nope, I just checked out the total length of the reviews. But only copy and pasted, and the results are....

Pages; 131
Words; 55,113
characters(no spaces); 255,635
characters(w/ spaces); 309,185

Well, not quite as much as Sinners, but that's still alot. But I don't think the word count for the reviews will ever match that of the actual story. Especially if Slash keeps up with these "ZOMG that's a TEENY scrollbar" chapters. lol

Note; that total doesn't include this review, obviously. But I put this just for the hell of it...

With the last bi i just added it for fun I just wanted to make up something that no one could top and with that last thing i know i've won i'm a bit dissapointed that there aren't more reviwes but that will change soon i bet that by chapter 20 there will be 800 reviews i'll give up 700 because it's an odd number but review 800 will be mine the werewolf has defused back into the seprate parts and all of them are sleeping soundly.

With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

I'm 100% sure that Semper fi is latin. The "fi" is for "filedis", which is one of the forms for the Latin word for "faithful" (where do you think we get "fidelity"?). And "semper" is Latin for always. Anyways, I digress...

Frankly, I don't know if Xain is right or not (except on the semper fi thing). The point is, I don't give a damn, and I'm sure a lot of other people don't either. He just erupted into anger for NO REASON from what I can see. And then a handful more assholes just pop up to egg him on. This place is for reviewing Sinners, not for determining who is the best human "English-to-Spachifrenglinese" dictionary. Grow up.

On another note, I hope Slash can fix his compy problem. I wanna see that Christmas oneshot finished...:(

Hey. Yeah, y'all.

Quit the fucking arguing. I just deleted half a dozen or so reviews that were nothing but pointless bickering. I enjoy having a high review count for Sinners, but I'd like the reviews to be on topic and having SOMETHING to do with the story.

So yeah, I'll be deleting any more fighting reviews, regardless of who posts them. I don't intend to use my half hour of once-every-other-day computer time to wade through that.

And incidentally, I'll respond to everyone's reviews when I have long-term computer availability, so don't worry.