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In the newest episode of pokemon the Magikarp salesman sold team rocket a fake evolution machine and there was a group called the B button league who don’t evolve any pokemon ever and they had a mage strong Magikarp and Febass and Ash’s Pikachu the shit beaten out of it by the Magikarp

LOL you're kidding right?

Not even Ash could lose to a Magikarp!

...right?

***story idea*** Ash starts raping a Magikarp, and then, during teh raping, it evolves into Gyarados AND THE TABLES SUDDENLY TURN. O_O

Hm...I can use that...

Yep the magikarp beat ash big time he used thunder bolt and the magikarp jumped out of the way and tackled he tried to counter with iron tail but still pikachu was hit hard

With Love; Imasuky Lomae

Zomg. I love you sooooo much for this! It brought the lulz so good.

FluffyLover---Heh, glad you enjoyed. It was sure as hell fun to write.

I was wandering the house earlier, and saw a snippet of the anime on television. Gary lectures Ash in his little whiny voice "you know, there are certain types of Pokemon that resist Gym Leader's attacks".

I don't know what's worse, the fact that Ash hadn't known this fact...or the fact that THE EPISODE TAKES PLACE AFTER ASH HAS EIGHT BADGES.

Fucking fuck...

Heh, good to know there are other bums out there like me. Life is too dull to entertain me...

Missingno. was fucking hardcore. Back in the days before I had a Game Genie/Game Shark, getting 255 of things like one-off TM's and Master Balls damn near made me cream myself. Hell, that whole strip of land rocked...the make-Safari-Zone-Pokemon-appear-there trick ruled as well (fuck you Tauros, fuck you)...

No, I'm not a /b/rother...I'm a Newgrounder. We're where shitty internet fads go to die, lol.

I understand you just fine. I'm not exactly super-good with English myself (and it's my first language), especially speaking it. I'm much better at writing than speaking...

Anon-person: I am glad you got teh lulz from this piece.

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LOL I didn't see that coming.
Sorry for taking so long to read this fic , but I got so hooked up with diablo 2 that I stopped coming to this site for a while...But now I'm back at full force ;)
Nice fic man , made me lol hard with the pokémon metaphors. I don't like yaoi or things like that but hell Ash deserved it.
LOL @ Onyx smoking a cigarette ... I don't think you know this , but I'm brazilian. Here we have a common expression that says " a cobra vai fumar" ( translation : the snake will smoke" or something like that.) , generally used to threat someone that is annoying. Fits really well huh? ^^
I'm not alone in this world....T_T Slash I'm in the same situation . I'm 19 , no g/f, work , nothing. Well here on Brazil I say That I work on VASP ( " Vagabundos Anônimos Sustentados pelos Pais" , translates to " Annonymous Slackers supported/fed by their parents". It's a joke because VASP is actually a company that works with airplanes and international flights. ). I'm enjoying my life now , before I finally go to a university and start to work.
I also started with Red/blue ^^ that was like , 7 years ago. I still have my Blue version ( along with my Gold/Sapphire/Fire Red/Pearl versions)...Good times. I almost snapped when I heard of MissingNo. Having 255 masterballs and rare candies was just too awesome . The older Gameboys had such dark screens huh? I can't play those anymore , I got used to backlights.
Hm Slash do you happen to be a /b/rother too?

I hope that you understand what I wrote . I had to translate some parts with Babelfish and you know how accurate it is >_> I need to work on my vocabulary...But I learn evrything I know about English with videogames , so don't blame me ;P

Glad you enjoyed, heh. I bet I would have watched more if failure was punished like this, too.

I would sit through an entire pokemon marathon just to see one episode like this. Funny poke story I've ever read.

Great, dunno what happened to my review, but it got deleted save for one measly line. >.<
Great one-shot. T'was extremely amusing and makes me wonder if any of Ash's friends will ever wind up getting similar treatment, or is he just special that way? Haha

Heh, I dunno, but Ash might make a repeat appearance someday. Last night, I made the mistake to have the anime on while playing with my little brother, and I saw Ash's Pikachu knowing Volt Tackle.

Um, NO.

Goddamn it, the only way to get Volt Tackle is to have one of the Pikachu's parents holding a Light Ball, and the offspring Pichu will know it. Ash's Pikachu would have been able to use it ALL THIS TIME if it knew it from birth and surely would have exhibited such a powerful move beforehand if it was physically able to.

Ash might have to re-learn his lessons...maybe an underwater encounter with a Wailord would help ram it home?