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"Yeah." The redhead lit a cigarette. "Just waiting for the rest of the sentence." He exhaled smoke. "Or was that it, 'hack MI5', for, like, fun?"

On the other end of the 'phone, Matt took another drag on his cigarette, then languidly commented, "Tell Hal that she's assuming that I'm going to get caught. Bitch. What do you want when I'm in there?"

OH MATT AND HIS ALOOF SARCASM! <3 <3 <3 I love that boy to death!

Mello scowled and ate chocolate. "L spoke to me once, alone. He gave me information about three of his cases. I wrote them out in full, all of his insight and methodologies, then hid the disk under the floorboards in my room at Wammy's House. I figured that no-one would find it in my life-time. You thought you were emulating L in the way you worked in catching Kira. You might find that your opinion changes after reading it. Thank you for your assistance, Near." Mello came close to hanging up. It was a decent parting line, but it was also too delicious to hear the shocked silence on the other end.

I LOVE how you added this. Not only because technically it's canon in a sense, but because you had the moment happen in one of your other fics. Brilliant!!

"Near has a trampoline."

Mello blinked. He tried to imagine it, but his mind rebelled. "Yeah, well I get my exercise by screwing the arse off Matt and..."

I'm trying to imagine Near on a trampoline. xD I can't do it either. And nice one to Mello. xD He sure likes bragging about that. xDDDD

What the hell?! My review got cut off again. D< So I'm re-sending the second part.

Mello scowled and ate chocolate. "L spoke to me once, alone. He gave me information about three of his cases. I wrote them out in full, all of his insight and methodologies, then hid the disk under the floorboards in my room at Wammy's House. I figured that no-one would find it in my life-time. You thought you were emulating L in the way you worked in catching Kira. You might find that your opinion changes after reading it. Thank you for your assistance, Near." Mello came close to hanging up. It was a decent parting line, but it was also too delicious to hear the shocked silence on the other end.

I love how you added that again, as it is technically somewhat canon, but it makes me smile even more since it's also a reference to one of your other fics!

"Near has a trampoline."

Mello blinked. He tried to imagine it, but his mind rebelled. "Yeah, well I get my exercise by screwing the arse off Matt and..."

I can't imagine it either. xD And Nice one to Mello. Who likes to brag I see. xDD Ahahaha!

Wow, no Matt this chapter. xD He must be dying of boredom without Mello around. And LOL at Mello slipping a bit towards the end there. haha Mello needing directions to Wammy's, how silly. xDDD hehe I love how he goes back in for the directions. hehe There's so much plot in this fic. I can't get over how interesting it is. As always, looking forward to the next update! :)

"It's ok." Matt sniffed. "You're blond."

Mello punched him sidewards on the chest. Matt responded with a sharp gasp, then punched him in the leg. Mello chuckled and drove them out of the lay-by. "I don't know why you hit me back. You like it when I hurt you."

"That wasn't sex, it was revenge."

Best thing ever. Matt made a blond joke. XD And I love that last quote. It was revenge! ahahaa!!!

Mello nodded. "Ok, I'll null and void it. I'm fairly sure I know anyway and so I'm just wasting questions trying to prise it out of you. It was a certain incident when you stole my notes and I reacted aggressively to get them back. My question then, if I was never to hurt you again but I was to tie you down every single time we had sex, would you like it?"

The whole belt incident, yes?

Matt nodded past him. "You mean other than that policeman approaching your window?"

Matt! Ahahahaa! He's so horrible! I love it! 8D

LOL I loved the game!
Funny how Mello is interested in sex while Matt tries to ask about srz stuff <3
But can't help feeling Mello's really unhappy now, because deep inside he still wants to be like L.

Woah i finally caught up with the story again! I missed it <3

I sometimes wonder if Matt has some sort of eating disorder.... his relationship with food is a bit weird ;__;

Nine Lives:

Welcome back. :D Missed you, guapa.

Matt-kun:

Thank you very much.

Melissa:

Ok, I'll laugh. XD

Yes, Mello was so blushing there. A definite blush. *nods* Unfortunately, I can also imagine Matt skipping down that butterfly and rainbow path. 'Age of Aquarius' is playing in my head as I imagine it. *snort*

Mmmmm... ok, the garden thing was quite suspicious, Mello. My imagination is failing though at the notion of Mello getting his hands dirty creating said garden.

LOL I never saw a letter, in the manga, state a low percentage when they didn't mean 99% instead. It must be a Wammy thing.

Awwww, re Iggy Pop. He's just been quoted again in the latest update. I'm glad I did that now I've read your reference. I'll dedicate this chapter to your guinea pig, if you think it's appropriate.

They weren't supposed to not crash. If you look at the beginning of the chapter, it's all being set up to explain how it was that Matt didn't control the car, when they ultimately are involved in the pile-up. Then I was writing away, the incident happened and... Matt just took over and I had no say in the matter at all. We were in the bloody service station before I could tentatively say, 'erm, can I have my story back now please, Jeevas?' But he didn't reply because he was freaking out over scraping metal sounds. Arse. He should be in a hospital in *checks map* Cannock or Wolverhampton by now, but noooo, they're halfway home.

That was so shocking and dramatic that I feel like I'M in shock, so regretfully, I don't have much to quote.

"Matty." Mello commented carefully, after twenty minutes of staring silently at the motorway ahead. "If I take Iggy Pop off and put some of your tunes on, will you slow down a bit? I'm trusting that you can actually see better than I think you can through those goggles."

I find that situation funny, and as a random side note, my guinea pig's name was Iggy Pop. XD She's gone from this world now, but it reminded me of her. xD

"Honestly, Matty, that's the best driving I have ever witnessed. It's beyond genius and into the realms of the mythical."

I just like that sentence. XD Beyond genius and in the realms of mythical. haha Matt r genius, yes?

Okay, first off, may I direct everyone's attention to the best part of the whole update:

Your instinct is spot on. I can't believe I'm making you blush."

Mello looked up sharply. "You're not. The air is cold on my cheeks."

"Yeah, bollocks."

AWWWWWWW! YES! They're so cute!


"Have we got past 'ooooh, I enjoy watching you work' and into 'hurry the fuck up, I'm bored'?"

Matt knows his husband quite well. xD Quite well indeed. xDDDD


"Pack up your toys and come on. We're going to the land where boys can smoke and happiness reigns."

I just imagine Matt smoking merrily as he skips down a road with butterflies and rainbows everywhere. xDDDD


Mello lightly punched Matt's arm. "So, at what point did you lose the will to live?"

"About ten minutes in."

Oh Matt. xDDDD I love you. I love you to bits.

Mello's eyes widened. "After I've got the house just as I wanted it? Are you mad? I've got plans."

"Involving Rome?"

"Involving the garden." Mello scowled at him.

AND YOU PEOPLE WONDER WHY I THINK HE'S UKE! I'm not crazy! The signs are there!

"Is that an L 5%?"

"Yes."

"Good." Matt opened the doors of the police headquarters. "Let's get it over with then."

And in conclusion, we get a funny reference about how L's percentages are always lies. xDDD Ahahahaha! Hurray for the letters being sneaky bastards!

Awwh poor Matty.
Bored out his mind.

Great chapter as always! ^^