Oddly Enough

HEre we are, the most odd pairing of HIkaru no Go available! WOO! So, read on, and then tell me what crap this is!

Disclaimer: Sadly enough I do not own this series, if I did they would all be fucking like bunnehs.


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The sun shone brightly over the bustling city of Tokyo, coating the chilled people with a bit of warmth. Two young men, however were missing out on the rare and glorious warmth that was being offered to them.
Shindou Hikaru nearly gave a girly squeal as he found what he was looking for. He pulled the manga volume out with delicate hands and ran his fingers over the cover, eyes shining in boyish delight. It was perfect. He\'d been looking for this treasure, and now he had finally found it, and he would get to know what happened since Akira had stopped his subscription to Shounen Jump.
Waya Yoshitaka rolled his eyes as he watched his friend. This was almost rediculous, even for Hikaru\'s standards, and that was pretty damn bad. He gave a heavy sigh and looked at his gaping friend.
\"Hasn\'t Touya taught you anything?\" He asked in a halfway joking manner.
\"Yes, he has,\" Hikaru said absently, sticking his tongue out. \" He\'s taught me that sex and go don\'t usually mix.\"
Waya sighed again. He walked right into that, and should have expected it. His eyes finally started to wander around the store. The cashier looked quite bored, watching people move about the store. It was sparcely populated, except for a few older and heftier people. This was the worse place to look for love, he figured to himself.
A young redheaded woman caught his eye, moving to the register to pay for what looked like college books. She gave a warm smile to the cashier and started to chat with her, making the cashier\'s dull mood seem to lighten up a bit. They chatted for a few, and Waya kept his eyes on them until he saw her move and give an unseen isle a slightly frustrated look.
\"Yuuki! Come on, we dont\' have all day here! Pick a book and let\'s go!\"
\"I\'m looking!\" A voice from said isle called back to her.
\"We don\'t have all day!\"
\"Sure we do. We got everything done that we needed to, and I\'ll be fine here by myself, sis. You can go find something else to shop for. I have the money to pay for my books, shoo.\"
She sighed, then smiled again at the cashier and bid them farewell, leaving the store.
Waya sighed to himself.
\"Shindou, are you done yet?\"
\"No, I\'m looking for a few others.\" he said, skimming through the titles. Waya groaned and let his eyes wander again.
His eyes swivled over to where another readhead had emerged. He was holding a few books in his hand, and his head was down, lowered just enough to have his shining red locks hiding his eyes. He finally looked up at the cashier to reveal hardened amber eyes and a serious browline. Waya whistled quietly, grinning. Now THAT was what he\'d been looking for. A total cutie. Hikaru did have good intentions, but the blind dates really most of the time sucked. He nudged Hikaru, grinning.
\"Hey, dude, I think I\'ve found a keeper,\" he said quietly.
\"Hmm? Here? Really? Where?\" Hikaru said, looking up. Waya grinned wider and pointed out the redhead at the register. Hikaru nodded a bit, then suddenly started choking and coughing, eyes wide. Waya gasped and moved to help him.
\"What the hell is wrong with you, Shindou!?\"
\"That is Mitani!\"
\"...\"
Hikaru sighed heavily. \"He was in the Haze Jr. High Go Club. He quit because I became an insei.\"
\"Really? That sucks.\" Waya smiles. \"He\'s cute, though.\"
\"Cute, but he bites.\"
\"Just how I like \'em. I\'m going to go try and talk to him. Back in a bit.\" Waya said with a smile. Hiakru rolled his eyes as the other walked slowly over to where the Redhead was standing, waiting to hear the total for his books. Being as confident as he usually was, Waya tapped the young man on the shoulder.
He turned to look at him, eyes showing no sign of even being startled. He stared blankly up at him, his eyes still as serious and intense as ever.
\"Yes?\"
\"Hi, I\'m Waya. I wanted to meet you, you seem like a pretty cool guy.\"
\"Ha, very funny.\"
\"I mean it, really!\" Waya says, giving him a smile. Mitani looked unimpressed. He sighed and payed for his books, giving the woman there a small smile.
\"Thank you, ma\'am.\"
\"Hey, come on, you have elieelieve me.\"
\"I don\'t feel like being a cheap date right now,\" Mitani said casually. Just then, Hikaru walked up, holding a small mountain of manga. Mitani saw him and glared, then turned away and started to leave. His attempt was stopped by the fact that Waya had taken hold of his arm.
\"Hey, don\'t you leave with some stupid comment like that and then glare at my friend!\"
\"I don\'t really care who he is,\" Mitani told him bluntly, giving him a dirty stare.
\"How about you learn some damn manners!?\"
\"Leave me the hell alone.\"
\"Not until you apologize to Shindou!\"
\"I refuse to apologize to that bastard.\"
\"He\'s no bastard!\"
\"He is. Now, leave me alone.\" With that, Mitani walked out of the store. Waya took a deep breath. Hikaru was right, he did pack a punch to him. He didn\'t care about snagging him now, all he wanted was for him to apologize to his friend. He stomped out of the store and followed the speck of red in the mass of black and brown.
Hikaru groaned as he followed Waya. He could have at least waited for him to finish paying! He followed the pair out, and heard them start to argue again. Waya was really starting to lose his cool with Mitani.
\"Look, you little bastard! You need to apologize to my friend, damnit!\"
\"I told you NO. WHy should I have to apologize to him?\" Mitani said with a dirty glare. Waya moved right over to him and was just about to sock him when a van pulled up and four large men burst out, circling the pair. Waya blinked, and Mitani glared at them.
The men grinned and then took them both, one man for each arm, and tossed them into the van, slamming the doors shut.
Hikaru rushed out just as the van drove off, and he gasped. Where in the hell were they? Great! Now he had to find Waya! He sighed and went back into the mall to begin his search.
One of the men had taken to tying the shocked pair up, grinning. Mitani glared at him.
\"What the hell is going on!?\" he shouted angrily.
\"Shut up already, kid, we ain\'t gonna hurtcha,\" he says with a glint in his eye.
\"You two are worth a lotta money,\" said one of the others from the front.
\"Not funny,\" Waya said with a sneer. \"Let us go, NOW.\"
\"Fuck it, just let ME go and keep him!\" Mitani said, glaring at the boy tied up next to him.
\"Do it the other way!\" Waya insisted.
\"No, you two are worth more together. Your daddies are going to pay us quite a bit.\"
\"My dad is dead,\" Waya told him with a glare. \"How dare you talk about him!\"
\"Ha! Very funny, Toro.\"
Waya blinked. Toro? Who the fuck was that? Mitani blanched.
\"You have got to be kidding me,\" he said in a horrified voice. \"You can\'t possilbly think we\'re Toro and Mori....\"
\"Don\'t lie to yourself kid, you know who you are,\" he said with a grin.
\"We are NOT Toro and Mori... Mitani, who the hell are those?\"
\"They\'re a famous gay couple,\" Mitnai told him, \"Hey, wait, how the fuck did you know my name?!\"
\"Shindou told me?\"
\"SHUT UP! You two want to live, you will be quiet!\"
Both boys immediately shut their mouths. Mitani was quivering. How could he have been so unlucky? People had told him that he looked like Mori, but he didn\'t think it would have gotten so bad to where he\'d get kidnapped for it. This was one of his worst nightmares, and now he was even trapped with a total ass for the one who looked like Toro. He had the worst luck.


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