Incriminating Evidense

*Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2 and the characters associated with it. I don\'t own the lyrics to any music found in this fic, nor do I own the copyrights to a big pink spinning dildo. This fiction is only for free visual entertainment and contains extreme scenes of sexual content. Anyone under the age of 18 or 21 depending on where you live should not be viewing the content written in this story, otherwise you\'re just a boob looking for a few giggles. Enjoy as best you can. It\'s not all that great.*

Does It Use Double A\'s or D Cell?


Kasumi was going through the chores that came with the family as usual. It always started with dishes, went on to laundry, and usually finished with a vacuum. And thus our story starts.

It had been the better part of a year that a stranger and his father arrived to the Tendo house hold and every day now seemed to be an adventure. Ranma and Genma were odd characters whom attracted other odd characters, and some times odd items of interest. This beautiful day was no different. Kasumi pressed on in her kata of cleaning with out rest or restraint until she came upon the dirtiest room of the house. The guest room was always covered in dirt and smelt like sweat combined with the randy stench of B.O and old tacos. How Ranma and Genma could live with such a burden upon the nose was far beyond any one, but then again Akane\'s room would probably be the same if not for the perfumes she kept present. Either way Kasumi was suited up in her \'scrub suit\' and welders mask as she stepped in to face her fears head on once again.

After a good hour Kasumi took off her helmet to take in the aroma of the various car fresheners she planted around the room, and now it was time for a vacuum. Every three square feet she would have to unclog the filter and replace the bag, but this was nothing new. Every day was an epic battle slowly but surely becoming easier with every step forward. Today Kasumi would go all the way and stretch the extra mile to make sure she did a job and a job well done. First she flipped Genma\'s bed and true to his name, it was nothing short of sin underneath. Old wrappers and half eaten bags of chips were scattered and crushed. Little pieces of metal that may have once resembled hair clips or staples at one point. She pulled out the heavy artillery and went to her hands and knees for an up close and personal job. The dust pan and tooth brush was pulled out as well as that stuff they use to strip paint. In twenty minutes the floor beneath Genma\'s bed had nothing short of a Beverly Hills shine and now it was Ranma\'s turn. Kasumi flipped the bed ready for anything, except of coarse what she saw. With a gasp and a hand to her mouth she stared down at the relatively clean floor with mixed feelings. She eventually shrugged it off and went in for the hands on job approach when quite suddenly she sunk forward as a loose floor board almost gave way. The light from the window shined its light down the cracks on the side to reveal a small glittering reflection coming from within. Kasumi couldn\'t help but explore further.


Akane walked home alone feeling proud of her most recent Ranma pervert punt. Every thing was peaceful; the surroundings didn\'t call her \'uncute\' or \'tomboy\' so all in all things were going good; however things started going downhill once she got home.

\"I\'m home!\"

\"Hi Akane. Did you have a good day at school? Where\'s Ranma?\"

\"In outer orbit where he should be...\"

Kasumi got some what of a sad look on her face and gave a small smile. \"Oh, that\'s too bad. I wanted to ask him about the toy I found under his bed. I\'ve never seen any thing like it.\"

Akane passed her sister a questioning look. \"Toy? That pervert is playing with toys now?\"

Kasumi raised her eyes up and put a finger to her mouth. \"Well I guess so, but I really wish I knew what it did.\"

\"Well, let’s see it.\"

\"Oh, I left it on his bed; I didn\'t want to take it out with out his permission.\"

\"Ok.\" Akane shrugged her shoulders and made her way upstairs and into the belly of the beast. Kasumi downstairs heard nothing at first but after a few moments and quick shriek was heard and again the silence. Akane could then be heard rushing into her room opening something and slamming it closed quickly. Heavy breathing was followed and Akane came down the stairs with her face beat red. \"Y-you found that in his room...?\"

Kasumi nodded cheerfully. \"Yes it was under his bed, beneath the squeaky floor board, wrapped in cloth with a combination bike lock and chain holding it closed.\"

\"I see...\"

\"Do you have any idea what that was Akane? Why are you all red?\"

Akane thought up a lie and thought it up fast. \"That was a... umm... a microphone, yeah. A 12 inch, pink, spiky, microphone that spins... H-have you told any one else about his little... uhh... thing?\"

\"Oh, no not yet. I was going to ask him at dinner time, but I guess I don\'t need to any more. Oh, now that I think back on it, he was a really good singer at the Christmas party last year. Do you think he\'s been practicing with that?\"

Akane\'s eyes were wide with her hand against her forehead. \"He\'s been practicing SOMETHING with it... Say, can you do me a favor Kasumi and uhh... not mention this to, well any one or any thing? I don\'t think he wants his... talents exploited... You know... that whole artistic genius thing... Just let me talk to him about it before you jump the gun ok?\"

\"Oh certainly! I wouldn\'t want him to be embarrassed about his singing with that man amongst men thing Mr. Soatome always goes on about.\"

Akane turned and walked up stairs again with the same wide eyed look she came down with. \"Yeah... Yeah...\"


Ranma came home in a little bit of a sour mood as usual. \"She didn\'t have to hit me so hard...\" he grumbled to himself as he tossed his shoes off and pulled his book bag up to his room with him. He opened up the door and smiled as he let the smell of \'Alpine\' fill his nostrils and he followed up with plopping down of his bed for a good old fashion rest. A rest which was quickly interrupted as Akane came into the room and sat down beside him. \"Huh? Waddya want Akane? I\'m not gonna say I\'m sorry, so you may as well-\"

\"Come into my room for a second will you?\"

Ranma raised an eyebrow. \"What, you need something? Why should I help y-\"

\"Do it, or I\'ll send you flying into that alligator farm again.\"

\"For the love of- Fine!\" Relentlessly, he got up and followed Akane into her room where as she locked the door as soon as they were both in. \"What is this about Akane?\"

Akane said nothing as she crawled onto her bed, pulled her knees close and stared at Ranma. He started getting that uneasy feeling as she kept unblinking eyes on him. He started looking around and finished by passing her a confused look and saying, \"What?\"

Akane remained silent as she pulled a locked box from beneath her bed and handed it to Ranma along with a key. \"I believe this in yours.\"

Ranma put the key and gave it a turn. \"What are you doing with my stuff any-\" He stopped mid-sentance as he looked into the box with a look of shear horror on his face. The two sat in complete silence for almost a minute until Ranma let a sound come out of his still open mouth. \"Uhhh...\"

Akane still kept her gaze upon him and slowly stretched out her legs into a straight line. She nodded a few times and spoke. \"Now I\'m not going to judge you Ranma, because I think this explains a few things as well as raise a few questions in other areas.\"

Ranma pointed down into the box with a small nervous smile creeping onto his face. \"I can... I can uhh... I can explain this...\"

\"Explain.\"

\"It\'s a... It\'s not what it looks like...\"

\"What is it then?\"

Ranma scratched his head and looked away in shame. \"It\'s a... It\'s a microphone... Yeah that\'s it...\"

Akane nodded her head and looked away shyly. \"Ok, so lets talk about your \'microphone\'.\" the hand gestures she made when stressing the word microphone told him that his lie was both bad and just out right didn\'t work. \"So when did you get this \'microphone\' Ranma?\"

Ranma, too afraid to close the box, continued to look down at it and occasionally at Akane. \"I err... got it about six months ago...\"

\"And what prompted this sale, Ranma?\"

\"Uhh... \'Singing\' helps me deal with stress...\"

\"Ok, that\'s fair. So, how often do you \'sing\', Ranma?\"

The constant stress on his name was driving him nuts but that was about the same place Akane seemed to be holding him by. \"N-not a lot... J-just when I\'m really stressed and no one is around to hear me...\"

Akane nodded her head once again. \"Ok... Ok... Now that we are comfortable about singing, mind telling me about that gigantic dildo in the box?\"

Ranma dropped to his knees turned white as thoughts ran through his mind. \"C-can I just keep that to myself? Please?\"

Akane tilted her head to look down upon Ranma. \"You\'re in no position to make requests Ranma. Now tell me why you need this stress reliever.\"

Ranma gritted his teeth and started shifting his eyes. \"Is this going to stay a... secret from my dad... more importantly my mom?\"

\"I\'m not going to be parading around the information that my forced fiancé finds more interest in a massive dildo then me.\"

Ranma\'s eye twitched and now he was begging god to make it stop. \"I... I got it because...\"

Akane helped him with a slight move forward as she repeated, \"Because...?\"

Ranma opened his mouth and let out a few squeaks that could have once been words until he finally forced it out. \"Because... you cause me a lot of... stress.\"

\"So this is my fault?\"

\"...Yes...\"

\"Ok, I\'ll let that slide right now, but answer me this. Why in your girl form?\" Once again Ranma came up blank for an answer so Akane put an easier question out. \"So, what do you think about?\"

This was an answer he could answer. \"I-I\'m thinking about... you.\"

Akane stared at him again but this time it was a colder stare. Akane pieced thing together and came out slowly with her evaluation. \"That doesn\'t make any sense Ranma. If you\'re thinking of me then way are you doing that as a girl? Do you want do that with me while we are both girls, or is it something I\'m not seeing?\"

Ranma found a chair to sit in and his leg started bouncing up and down in nervousness. He kept six fingers crossed while his index fingers tapped against each other. \"It\'s a little more complicated then that...\"

\"Enlighten me.\"

\"How do I explain this...? Uhh... I make you unhappy, but I actually like you, so I want to make you happy and I can\'t because I uhh... screw up a lot. So if I can\'t make you happy, then I umm... well... pretend to make you happy...\"

Akane went back into some deep thought as yet another mind numbing silence come upon the two. \"Sooo, let me get this straight... You can\'t be nice and say you\'re sorry, but what you can do is pretend to be me and violate yourself with a pink spiky dildo?\"

\"Sort of...\"

\"Sort of?\"

\"That came out wrong... What I meant was that if I ever had the opportunity to make you really happy, I\'d know what to do. I started practicing on myself so I\'d know what to do; it\'s just that I got kind of... addicted to it.\"

\"So you\'re doing this for me?\"

\"...Yes...\"

\"In a twisted way, I guess that\'s kind of sweet, but still...\"

Ranma waved his hands forwards with wide eyes. \"I-I-I know. I know. I\'ll get rid of it right away, I\'m going to-\"

\"Shut up for a second.\"

\"Ok...\"

\"Tell me something. Did you do this because you love me?\"

Ranma shuffled his head back and forth before saying, \"I guess... I don\'t know if I started doing it because I was curious or if I really wanted to... you know... make it wonderful for you.\"

Another silence filled the room and after some time Akane looked over at her dresser where her clock radio sat. \"Nobody else is coming home for another half hour...\"

\"Umm...\"

\"Show me.\"

\"What!?\"

Akane smiled at Ranma wickedly and started turning on her boom box. \"Let\'s do some \'Karaoke\'.

Ranma\'s mouth dropped an inch as he just stared at Akane. \"A-are you serious?\"

Akane blushed a little as she turned up the music. \"Yeah, but I don\'t want to go all the way until we\'ve got some protection.\"

Ranma\'s chest started feeling shaky as he willed himself to stand up. His legs were stiff as he walked over, putting all of his focus into not tripping over his own feet. The shakes in his body came in full blast as he put a hand on Akane\'s leg and with that motion he felt her experiencing the same chills of excitement. He slowly gave into a desire he had pent up for some time. The one thing he wanted to do was kiss, her and feel her breath against his. He pushed forward and she made him chase it wanting it just as bad as he did. Some time into the inexperienced kiss Akane had unbuttoned her blouse and hiked up her school uniform. Ranma did not forget his \'training\' and knew that foreplay and sensation were to be his trump cards. He didn\'t grab her breasts like some hormone happy moron, but let the air between his fingers and her skin do the talking. He gentle let her know that she was beautiful as he grazed the curves and lines of her body. Most guys would go for the big prize right away with out a thought, but Ranma knew from his own experience that the feeling of being touched every where got the juices flowing fast.

Akane grabbed his hair as he made his way down her body wanting him to get down faster, but he resisted more every time he heard her moan. He let a hand stroke up and down her back as he gave her naval a playful lick and continued to her womanhood. He touched her softly sending a smile across her face and a quick giggle. Despite his words, she was downright cute when she had her hands over her face in embarrassment. She massaged her through her panties until he felt a bit of moisture build up in her. He smiled to himself satisfied with his progress. He started pulling her panties aside and came in close with his face. Before letting his hot wet tongue fly at her he gave her a playful blow which made her legs squeeze against his head and her breath jump.

After getting her hips into the motion of his laps, he started going in with a hooked finger dead set on finding her g-spot as soon as possible. It didn\'t take long before he found his target and started striking home with two fingers. She stated jerking in motion with him getting into the feel of things. Ranma had put a lot of effort into prolonging the inevitable, but Akane was now shaking her head to the rhythm of his hands and on the verge of breaking. Ranma decided to go out with a bang, but before he could use his final moving Akane held his hand still while breathing hard. \"Wait, wait, wait!\"

\"What? What is it? Did I hurt you!?\"

Akane shook her head, her face now covered in sweat. \"Get the toy.\"

Ranma gave her a puzzled look. \"You want to use my-\"

\"Yes! Now hurry up!\"

Ranma reached over and pulled the prop out of the box. Akane watched in disbelief as he personally slick up the dildo. He stopped half way into his throat when he realized what he was doing. He pulled it out slowly and gave her a look. \"Sorry, just something I do...\"

Akane shook her head, shrugged it off and motioned for him to stick it in. He started penetrating slowly with a small bit and pulling out, just to push it back in a little further. Akane\'s head rolled back as she let out more moans and squeaks. \"Oh, fuck Ranma!\"

\"You want me to turn it on?\"

\"Huuu... Y-yes!\"

Ranma twisted the end and Akane\'s eyes shot wide. \"Oh, god! Turn up the music!\"

Ranma started pumping her with the spinning shaft while playing with his own. Akane felt dirty talk coming on. \"Yeah, you like ramming that thing in my pussy?\"

\"Yeah...\"

\"I bet you wanna fuck me don\'t ya?\"

\"Oh, god yeah...\"

\"Are you gonna treat me bad?\"

\"Never again.\"

\"You wanna cuff me and spank my ass?\"

\"Yes!\" Ranma felt his dick throbbing wildly as he jacked it.

\"You wanna stick you juicy cock up my ass don\'t you!?\"

\"Fuck yeah!\"

\"What are you waiting for then, bitch?\"

\"I thought you said-\"

\"Fuck what I said! Fuck my ass!\"

Ranma\'s body quivered as he got to his knees and pulled her closer to the edge of the bed. He spat on his hand and slick up his dick as well as her ass, while still pumping her pussy with the cock. He went in her back door slowly using the same maneuver as the first time. It wasn\'t long until he was loosening up and they were both feeling the vibration of the vibrater inside Akane. He started railing her hard while keeping the dildo in sync. Akane pulled him in close as she felt her self going over again and couldn\'t help but give his shoulder a love bite. Ranma started losing it himself, but it was Akane who came first clenching her inner walls both around the fake cock and the real one. Ranma couldn\'t hold on any longer as he cream filled her ass with his seed. Akane felt the inside of her ass filling up and smiled in ecstasy, and let her juices flow all over. The two lay on top of each other for a few moments letting every last drop of cum make its way to each other. Ranma pulled his dick out and looked down at her glistening cum cover ass while a stupid smile of triumph on his face. He fell down beside her and held her close both with their eyes closed. Akane opened her eyes and looked at her clock radio again and let the grin creep up onto her face. \"Hey we got about fifteen minutes... And I\'ve got an idea...\" Ranma just let his smile come upon his face again.