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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,985
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2
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own Shaman King, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Nobody's perfect
Title= Nobody\'s perfect
Disssssssssssclaimer= I don\'t own Shaman King. There, I sed it.
ASAKURA RESIDENCE
Asakura Yoh was lying peacefully in his back garden staring at clouds. He could have sworn he saw a cloud that looked like Ren whipping Horo. And another that looked like Mickey mouse on a toilet.
How Yoh enjoyed the peace, the tranquility, the calmn-
\"YOOOOHH! We\'re out of milk I need a new hairdryer. Jog to the store on the other side of town and get them for me. You have half an hour\"
\"But ANNA! Just going there will take me half an hour!\"
\"Then I suggest you hurry. AND NO HITCH HIKING!\"
\'I don\'t know what I see in her\' Thought Yoh as he jogged down the street.
OYAMADA MANSION
Manta was sitting cross legged on a sofa taking notes from an encyclopedia which was freakishly larger that him. He summoned all his strength and turned the page.
Just then,. the doorbell rang.
\'Oh great\' Thought Manta
He stepped off the sofa using a step ladder and opened the door.
Yoh stood there, slightly puzzled. \"Strange, no-one there.\"
\"Down here!\"
Oh right. Manta had answered.
\"Hey, wanna come to the store? I\'ll get you Ice-cream.\"
\"Sure\"
THE STREET WHERE THEY FOUND HORO-HORO (Coming back)
\"Hey Yoh, think we got everything?\" Manta was taking large bites from an ice cream cone.
\"Well ya, considering we only had to get two things. Was there any point in that question?\"
\"Just trying to make conversation.\"
\"Oh\"
\"Hey Yoh! Look up there!\"
\"Where?\"
\"There, in the sky.\"
Yoh looked, and saw a small black dot, contrasting with the clear blue sky. It was getting larger and larger. Slowly, it began taking the shape of a person.
\"OH GOD YOH! It\'s a person!\"
Well, DUH!
\"Should we try to catch him?\"
\"Well, you can. At my size, he\'d crush me.\"
Just then, Amidamaru appeared, just in time to catch the person.
(Don\'t ask me how a spirit can catch a person, it just fits into the story.)
Manta\'s assumption was correct. It was a male. He looked young probably about fifteen. Wild locks of black hair (imagine Daniel Radcliffe) stopped short below his ears and a curved scratch mark scarred his left cheek. He wore a black vest with a loose black trousers, short swords on either sides. (NO he is NOT a goth).
\"Should we take him back?\" asked Manta
\"Well, we can\'t just leave him here!\"
ASAKURA RESIDENCE
\"Yoooooooooohhhhhhh! What have I said about dragging strangers off the street and bringing them here? It\'s bad enough having to tolerate that pig Horo Horo!!\"
Horo frowned at the comment. \"Hey, I\'m a growing boy!\"
\"But Anna, he fell outta the sky! And he looks so young! We couldn\'t just leave him there!\"
\"Fine. He stays. But not permanently.\" and with that, Anna stormed out in a huff.
The boy was layed down on a sofa swaying in and out of sub-conciousness. Soft locks of hair hung limp over his forehead. And with a start, he woke up.
\"Oh, man, I\'ve got a killer headache.\"
Everyone froze. The boy sat up and looked around. \"Where the hell am I?\"
Yoh was first to react. \"Hi! Welcome to our home!\"
\"What? How did I get here?\"
( A/N Okay here is a list of all the people in the room- Ryu, Yoh, Ren, Tamao, Pirika, Horo, Chovolove, Hao DON\'T ASK WHY HE\'S THERE, IT\'S JUST CONVENIENT and all the guardian ghosts)
\"Well, we were walking home and you kinda fell outta the sky. But luckily, Amidamaru here, caught you.\" Manta replied.
\"Hey look, this room is full of ghosts. I take it you\'re all Shamans?\"
\"Uh huh!\" Yoh nodded.
\"SOOOOO,\" Interrupted Hao.\"Are you gonna tell us who you are and what you were doing in the sky?\"
\"I will when you tell me who you all are.\"
Everyone introduced themselves.
\"Well nice to meet you people. I\'m Li Nohara. I\'m a Shaman too and- AAAHHHH! Where\'s my guardian ghost!!!???\"
Li started panicking.
Anna replied \"Mmmmm, I thought I sensed a new spirit in the house.\" She closed her eyes and concentrated. \"He\'s in this very room.\"
\"Oh damn.\" A spirit appeared, floating cross legged in the corner of the room. \"I\'ve never been too good at hiding. He was armoured like an egyption
warrior with two short swords hanging on either side of his waist.
\"RAMEK!!!\" Li ran and hugged his spirit.
\"So, um yeah, about the whole in the sky thingy,\" Li floated up next to his spirit.
Eyes widened. Jaws dropped.
\"Woah dude, how do you do that?\" Horo was the most shocked.
\"It\'s levitation, I\'ll show you later. So anyway, I was travelling through the dessert when I got attacked by kyonshees. I didn\'t see who the doushii was, but I managed to take the kyonshees down. The doushii tryed to chase but I took off into the sky and got away. The, I ran into the Sex-Laws.\"
\"The sex-laws?\" Hao was confused.
\"Oh you know, big shiny gaurdian ghosts? Bitchy leader?\"
Everyone shook their heads.
\"UUUHHH! Gay guys in white?\" Li tried again
\"Ohhh, those guys.\" Horo understood instantly. \"But, last time I checked, the were called the X-laws.!\"
Li nodded. \"They were called that. But they had to change their name after they were forced to turn to prostitution to fund their \'business\'.\"
\"Oh, carry on.\"
\"So anyway, I ran into them and Marco proposed.\"
Everyone gasped again.
\"NOOOO! He proposed I join them you idiots! So I told him I wouldn\'t join them and he got all pissy on me saying that anyone who wasn\'t on his side was an enemy. And I just went, \'cool\', and flew off. Then they attacked. I wasn\'t expecting anything like it so they got me on first hit,right on the head. Then I lost conciousness and woke up here.\"
\"Damn, that looks painful.\" Horo Indicated a large bump in Li\'s head.
\"Oh, it\'s nothing.\" said Li, just before he passed out.
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NEXT DAY
Li was lying next to Yoh on the grass, a white bandage wrapped around his head.
\" I can see why you like this so much. It\'s so peaceful.\" He was staring at the bright blue sky, a blade of grass between his lips.
\"I know, it\'s just great to sit here and do nothing. So whats it like up there?\"
Li laughed. \"You telling me you\'ve never been in a plane before?\"
\"No, I mean when you\'re flying on your own, without planes.\"
\"It\'s nice. Great to feel the wind rushing through my hair. But sometimes, its better to stay down here, where there\'s not so much danger of losing conciousness and dropping 4000 feet.\"
It was Yoh\'s turn to laugh.\"Hey, how come we never saw you in the Shamn tournament? Surely some who can beat up six kyonshiis would have made it to Dobi village?\"
\"Yeah, maybe I would\'ve. But since my parents were killed by Zeke, Hao\'s crappy alter Ego, my grandfather forebade me to enter.\"
\"Oh, sorry. I lost my mom when she gave birth to me and Hao. We don\'t know where Zeke came from though. We think it might have something to do with that stupid dubbing company in America called 4kids.\"
ELSEWHERE
Horo Horo was sitting in the dining room watching a pointless sitcom on a recently installed TV. It was about an english couple who spent half an hour conceiving dry humour while there was a butler who was constantly shoving tea down their throats.
\"This blows.\" Horo sighed flicking through the channels and stumbling across a 1980s soap opera about a guy who gets bum-raped and turns gay and falls in love with every other guy he meets.
Ren walked in. \"May I talk to you?\"
\"Free world...\"
\"I don\'t trust that Li boy.\"
\"Why? The Shaman tournament is over so he can hardely be a threat to us. Besides, you don\'t trust anyone.\"
\"Yes, but I really don\'t trust him.\"
\"Same difference..\"
\"There\'s something strange about.\"
\"What, you think he\'s gay or something?\"
\"No, I think you\'re gay.\"
\"Screw you.\"
\"Up yours\"
\"Ching Chong China Man!!!\"
\"Asshole licker!\"
\"That is such a dry insult.\"
\"Not as dry as your brain!!!\"
\"That doesn\'t even make sense!\"
\"WELL IT WOULDN\'T TO SOMEONE AS DENSE AS YOU!!!\"
Ren and Horo were about to tear each other\'s throats out when Li came in.
\"Hey guys.\"
He sipped a can of grape soda, picked up the remote and and started flicking through the channels.
Ren cleared his throat, let go of Horo and walked out calmly. Slightly flushed, Horo sat down and took a sip from Li\'s drink.
\"So, Li, where you from?\"
\"Northen Japan.\"
\"Which part?\"
\"Dunno exactly. I know my dad was an Ainu.\"
\"Cool. I am too.\"
\"Oh.\" Li lay down on the armrest and closed his eyes. HIs head was starting to throb. After a few moments, he fell into an uneasy sleep.
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Yay! the first chapter of my first story!!! R&R people! R&R!
Disssssssssssclaimer= I don\'t own Shaman King. There, I sed it.
ASAKURA RESIDENCE
Asakura Yoh was lying peacefully in his back garden staring at clouds. He could have sworn he saw a cloud that looked like Ren whipping Horo. And another that looked like Mickey mouse on a toilet.
How Yoh enjoyed the peace, the tranquility, the calmn-
\"YOOOOHH! We\'re out of milk I need a new hairdryer. Jog to the store on the other side of town and get them for me. You have half an hour\"
\"But ANNA! Just going there will take me half an hour!\"
\"Then I suggest you hurry. AND NO HITCH HIKING!\"
\'I don\'t know what I see in her\' Thought Yoh as he jogged down the street.
OYAMADA MANSION
Manta was sitting cross legged on a sofa taking notes from an encyclopedia which was freakishly larger that him. He summoned all his strength and turned the page.
Just then,. the doorbell rang.
\'Oh great\' Thought Manta
He stepped off the sofa using a step ladder and opened the door.
Yoh stood there, slightly puzzled. \"Strange, no-one there.\"
\"Down here!\"
Oh right. Manta had answered.
\"Hey, wanna come to the store? I\'ll get you Ice-cream.\"
\"Sure\"
THE STREET WHERE THEY FOUND HORO-HORO (Coming back)
\"Hey Yoh, think we got everything?\" Manta was taking large bites from an ice cream cone.
\"Well ya, considering we only had to get two things. Was there any point in that question?\"
\"Just trying to make conversation.\"
\"Oh\"
\"Hey Yoh! Look up there!\"
\"Where?\"
\"There, in the sky.\"
Yoh looked, and saw a small black dot, contrasting with the clear blue sky. It was getting larger and larger. Slowly, it began taking the shape of a person.
\"OH GOD YOH! It\'s a person!\"
Well, DUH!
\"Should we try to catch him?\"
\"Well, you can. At my size, he\'d crush me.\"
Just then, Amidamaru appeared, just in time to catch the person.
(Don\'t ask me how a spirit can catch a person, it just fits into the story.)
Manta\'s assumption was correct. It was a male. He looked young probably about fifteen. Wild locks of black hair (imagine Daniel Radcliffe) stopped short below his ears and a curved scratch mark scarred his left cheek. He wore a black vest with a loose black trousers, short swords on either sides. (NO he is NOT a goth).
\"Should we take him back?\" asked Manta
\"Well, we can\'t just leave him here!\"
ASAKURA RESIDENCE
\"Yoooooooooohhhhhhh! What have I said about dragging strangers off the street and bringing them here? It\'s bad enough having to tolerate that pig Horo Horo!!\"
Horo frowned at the comment. \"Hey, I\'m a growing boy!\"
\"But Anna, he fell outta the sky! And he looks so young! We couldn\'t just leave him there!\"
\"Fine. He stays. But not permanently.\" and with that, Anna stormed out in a huff.
The boy was layed down on a sofa swaying in and out of sub-conciousness. Soft locks of hair hung limp over his forehead. And with a start, he woke up.
\"Oh, man, I\'ve got a killer headache.\"
Everyone froze. The boy sat up and looked around. \"Where the hell am I?\"
Yoh was first to react. \"Hi! Welcome to our home!\"
\"What? How did I get here?\"
( A/N Okay here is a list of all the people in the room- Ryu, Yoh, Ren, Tamao, Pirika, Horo, Chovolove, Hao DON\'T ASK WHY HE\'S THERE, IT\'S JUST CONVENIENT and all the guardian ghosts)
\"Well, we were walking home and you kinda fell outta the sky. But luckily, Amidamaru here, caught you.\" Manta replied.
\"Hey look, this room is full of ghosts. I take it you\'re all Shamans?\"
\"Uh huh!\" Yoh nodded.
\"SOOOOO,\" Interrupted Hao.\"Are you gonna tell us who you are and what you were doing in the sky?\"
\"I will when you tell me who you all are.\"
Everyone introduced themselves.
\"Well nice to meet you people. I\'m Li Nohara. I\'m a Shaman too and- AAAHHHH! Where\'s my guardian ghost!!!???\"
Li started panicking.
Anna replied \"Mmmmm, I thought I sensed a new spirit in the house.\" She closed her eyes and concentrated. \"He\'s in this very room.\"
\"Oh damn.\" A spirit appeared, floating cross legged in the corner of the room. \"I\'ve never been too good at hiding. He was armoured like an egyption
warrior with two short swords hanging on either side of his waist.
\"RAMEK!!!\" Li ran and hugged his spirit.
\"So, um yeah, about the whole in the sky thingy,\" Li floated up next to his spirit.
Eyes widened. Jaws dropped.
\"Woah dude, how do you do that?\" Horo was the most shocked.
\"It\'s levitation, I\'ll show you later. So anyway, I was travelling through the dessert when I got attacked by kyonshees. I didn\'t see who the doushii was, but I managed to take the kyonshees down. The doushii tryed to chase but I took off into the sky and got away. The, I ran into the Sex-Laws.\"
\"The sex-laws?\" Hao was confused.
\"Oh you know, big shiny gaurdian ghosts? Bitchy leader?\"
Everyone shook their heads.
\"UUUHHH! Gay guys in white?\" Li tried again
\"Ohhh, those guys.\" Horo understood instantly. \"But, last time I checked, the were called the X-laws.!\"
Li nodded. \"They were called that. But they had to change their name after they were forced to turn to prostitution to fund their \'business\'.\"
\"Oh, carry on.\"
\"So anyway, I ran into them and Marco proposed.\"
Everyone gasped again.
\"NOOOO! He proposed I join them you idiots! So I told him I wouldn\'t join them and he got all pissy on me saying that anyone who wasn\'t on his side was an enemy. And I just went, \'cool\', and flew off. Then they attacked. I wasn\'t expecting anything like it so they got me on first hit,right on the head. Then I lost conciousness and woke up here.\"
\"Damn, that looks painful.\" Horo Indicated a large bump in Li\'s head.
\"Oh, it\'s nothing.\" said Li, just before he passed out.
____________________________________________________________________
NEXT DAY
Li was lying next to Yoh on the grass, a white bandage wrapped around his head.
\" I can see why you like this so much. It\'s so peaceful.\" He was staring at the bright blue sky, a blade of grass between his lips.
\"I know, it\'s just great to sit here and do nothing. So whats it like up there?\"
Li laughed. \"You telling me you\'ve never been in a plane before?\"
\"No, I mean when you\'re flying on your own, without planes.\"
\"It\'s nice. Great to feel the wind rushing through my hair. But sometimes, its better to stay down here, where there\'s not so much danger of losing conciousness and dropping 4000 feet.\"
It was Yoh\'s turn to laugh.\"Hey, how come we never saw you in the Shamn tournament? Surely some who can beat up six kyonshiis would have made it to Dobi village?\"
\"Yeah, maybe I would\'ve. But since my parents were killed by Zeke, Hao\'s crappy alter Ego, my grandfather forebade me to enter.\"
\"Oh, sorry. I lost my mom when she gave birth to me and Hao. We don\'t know where Zeke came from though. We think it might have something to do with that stupid dubbing company in America called 4kids.\"
ELSEWHERE
Horo Horo was sitting in the dining room watching a pointless sitcom on a recently installed TV. It was about an english couple who spent half an hour conceiving dry humour while there was a butler who was constantly shoving tea down their throats.
\"This blows.\" Horo sighed flicking through the channels and stumbling across a 1980s soap opera about a guy who gets bum-raped and turns gay and falls in love with every other guy he meets.
Ren walked in. \"May I talk to you?\"
\"Free world...\"
\"I don\'t trust that Li boy.\"
\"Why? The Shaman tournament is over so he can hardely be a threat to us. Besides, you don\'t trust anyone.\"
\"Yes, but I really don\'t trust him.\"
\"Same difference..\"
\"There\'s something strange about.\"
\"What, you think he\'s gay or something?\"
\"No, I think you\'re gay.\"
\"Screw you.\"
\"Up yours\"
\"Ching Chong China Man!!!\"
\"Asshole licker!\"
\"That is such a dry insult.\"
\"Not as dry as your brain!!!\"
\"That doesn\'t even make sense!\"
\"WELL IT WOULDN\'T TO SOMEONE AS DENSE AS YOU!!!\"
Ren and Horo were about to tear each other\'s throats out when Li came in.
\"Hey guys.\"
He sipped a can of grape soda, picked up the remote and and started flicking through the channels.
Ren cleared his throat, let go of Horo and walked out calmly. Slightly flushed, Horo sat down and took a sip from Li\'s drink.
\"So, Li, where you from?\"
\"Northen Japan.\"
\"Which part?\"
\"Dunno exactly. I know my dad was an Ainu.\"
\"Cool. I am too.\"
\"Oh.\" Li lay down on the armrest and closed his eyes. HIs head was starting to throb. After a few moments, he fell into an uneasy sleep.
_________________________________________________________________________
Yay! the first chapter of my first story!!! R&R people! R&R!