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What the weiss boys sing about when they're alone	By : YamiKitsune Category: Weiß Kreuz > General Views: 996 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Disclaimer: Don't own Wiess, so there. T_T

WARNING! I am still waiting for my friend to fix the spelling mistakes for me. I was tired when I wrote this so there are a lot more then usual. SO PLEASE DO NOT ADD IT IN YOUR REVIEW!!!

Name: What the weiss boys sing about when they're alone.
By: Yami Kitsune
Inspired by: weird dreams and bordom

Omi looked at the camera that he had on his desk sitting next to the school papers. He hated doing reports, normaly. He could never think of what to write about. Unless it was about computers, he could write about them and talk about them FOREVER. But when it was just random projects that were supposed to be fun, and pocibly done with your family. But Omi's 'family' was to busy to really help him, espeshaly with this project. He was supposed to do a report on his family, and what it was like for him at home. Since he couldn't really think of anything to write about, he got himself a recorder, and was planing on recording his 'family'. But again, they were to busy doing other things that they didn't want to sit there for a while while Omi held a camera in their face.

He looked at his computer and smiled.

LonelyAngel has just signed on. Omi clicked on the name before it dissapeared and typed a message to him.

KawaiiKatzchen: Hey! 'bout time you got on!

LonelyAngel: Sorry...I was trying to get the others to pay attention to me so I can finish this stupid report. Your camera idea isn't working for me. *sweatdrop*

KawaiiKazchen: Yeah...it's not working for me either. I was thinking though, since they're not listening to me. I'm just going to tape what they do.

LonleyAngel: That...could be dangerous for me. But I've got to get it done SOMEHOW.

KawaiiKazchen: I'll brb, I have to go get something to drink.

Omi smiled and stood up taking the camera with him just incase, he didn't think he would need it, there was no one to tape. Omi bounced out of his room and headed down to the kitchen. He walked past the bathroom before stopping and backing up. The door was open a bit and he could hear someone in the shower...sining? Frowning Omi opened the door a bit more just to peek in and find out who was singing. It didn't sound like Ken...and it deffinitly wasn't Yohji. As Omi looked into the bathroom he saw a flash of red and his eyes went wide. He ducked out of the bathroom quickly and put a hand over his mouth.

//AYA!? SINGING IN THE SHOWER!?// Omi had to fight to keep from laughing. He suddenly got an idea and giggled quietly to himself as he turned the camera on and peeked back into the bathroom and started filming Aya singing in the shower. It wasn't until then that Omi realized what Aya was singing

“It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes

And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to every one
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world”

Omi turned off the camera and quickly and quietly close the door. He run down the hall back to his room where he colapses on the bed in a fit of laughter. Once he was able to breath again he sat up and looked at the camera rewinding and replaying what he had just seen sent him into another fit of hystarics.

“I am so dead if he finds out.” He said to himself once he had quieted his laughter to random giggles now and then. Once Omi had colected himself enough he hopped up and sat back at the computer.

KawaiiKatzchen: You will NOT belive what I just saw/heard!!!

LonleyAngel:...Yohji has another girl in the broom closet?

KawaiiKatzchen: No. Aya, mister Ice Queen, SINGING!

LonleyAngel:...Shi-ne man?

KawaiiKatzchen: The very same. But that's not all. He was in the shower.

LonleyAngel: I don't belive you

KawaiiKatzchen: Well then, I'll just have to show you the video next time I see you, won't I?

LonelyAngel: You RECORDED IT!?!?!?

KawaiiKatzchen: Are you kidding? Of corse I did!....and I just realized, I never got my drink. brb again.

Omi, for the second time stood up and left his room, taking his camera with him again. Maybe he could run into Ken and show him what he had just seen. Omi stopped in the hallway when he saw Aya coming out of the bathroom in just a towel. He bit his lip and had to keep himself from laughing. His camera behind his back.

“Hello Aya-kun. Enjoy your shower?” He asked as he quickly walked past him. It was then that Omi realized he could never look at Aya the same way again. Especially when he glares at him. Omi could feel Aya's eyes watching him as he quickly went down stairs into the kitchen to see what ther was to drink. Frowning Omi realizes all the soda is gone. That's when he remembered that ther was a soccer game on TV that day, and Ken always had all the soda in there for him. NOt that he was going to drink two full cases of soda, but he liked to be prepared, you know, incase his invisible friends showed up to watch the game with him and got thirsty.

Omi headed into the living room and stopped in the doorway. The game was over, and Ken was cleaning up. It must have been a very exiting game, considering the chips that were everywhere. Ken should have learned by now, he shoudln't hold the bowl of chips in his lap while watching a game, because they always got on the floor. But it wasn't the mess that made Omi stop, it was Ken. Who had the vacume out, and was waring a pink frilly apron. And he was singing as he cleaned. Omi took a few steps back so he was half hidden by the doorway as he turned the camera on and recorded Ken. The radio was on, and Ken was singing along with it. The first song ended and a new one started up, when the new one started Ken's eyes went wide and he turned up the volume a bit.

"Body, wanna feel my body,
body, baby, such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body,
body, baby, it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body,
baby, don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body,
baby, checking out my body

Listen here

Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)

Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!

Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body

So hot, yeah my body
Allright

Everyman ought to be a macho, macho man
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Access the strip of competence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho

I gotta be a macho man
I gotta be a mucho mucho, macho macho man
I gotta be a macho"

Omi blinked, //what is this? The flower shop boys sing along songs?// Omi thought turning the camera off and heading out of the living room forgeting about the soda. He decided to go up to the roof so he could laugh and get a breather before heading back to his room. He knew he woudln't make it back to his room without laughing, witch would draw Aya's attention witch would make Omi laugh even more. So he headed to the roof, where it was safe. Safe? No place seemed to be safe this night. Becuase as Omi stepped up onto the roof, he was greeted with the site of a half naked Yohji swaying his hips to a song he was listening to on his MP3 player.

//oh god, not again, not again.// Omi thought turning his camera on and filming some more. //THis is just to good to be ture.// He thought. Yohji continued dancing to the music only he could hear, his eyes closed and obviouly enjoying his quiet time. And deffinitly not noticing he was being watched. As Omi filmed him Yohji started humming softly to the song before stopping. He looked down at the MP3 player seeing what song was coming on next. He grinned and continued with his dance, a bit faster now. Omi realized it must be a more up beat song. And he was right, but he never would have guessed what song it was, until Yohji started singing it.

“I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman”
That did it, that was the straw that broke the camels back. Yohji singing ‘I feel like a Woman.’ Omi fell over right there and start laughing his camera still rolling. Yohji surpised to hear someone laughing at him jerked around to star at Omi who was on his knees holding his stomach laughing his ass off.

“Oi what are you doing up here?…what are you laughing at?” He asked. Omi couldn't say anything, he was laughing to hard. First Aya in the shower, then Ken while he was cleaning, and now Yohji!

“Omi Tsukyono! What the hell is so funny?” Yohji asked now standing over him glaring down at the younger boy. Omi tried taking a few deep breaths but when he looked up at Yohji glaring down at him, his hands on his hips, he lost it again.

“Nothing Yohji-kun.” Omi said standing up and turning the camera off once he had got ahold of himself. Yohji raised and eyebrow looking at the camera.

“What were you recording?”

“Oh…nothing. You know, you and the other really should start a band…. although I really think you need some new songs.” Omi said before quickly turning and running down the stairs as fast as he could. It took a few seconds to let what Omi had said sink into Yohji's mind before he chased after the other boy.

"OMI YOU LITTLE SNEAK! IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'RE DEAD!"

“You stupid kid! You were taping me weren’t you!!!” Yohji yelled at Omi as he cased him down from the roof. Omi ran as fast as he could back to his room slaming and locking the door behind him. Yohji pounds on the door trying to get in.

"You can't stay in there forever. I WILL get that tape." Yohji said and stormed off. Omi sighed and looked down at the camera.

"Oh yeah, it's worth it." He said to himself and put the camera down on the desk hooking it up to his computer to get the video off of it. He looked at his buddy list and frowned.

"Damn...Nagi sighed off" He said and looked at the IM window.

LonleyAngel: Sorry I couldn't wait for you to get back...but I just heard something, and decided to go see what my 'family' is up to, and pocibly tape it. Talk to you tomorrow. meet me in the park and we can show eachother what we taped. Love you.

Omi smiled. "Love you too Nagi." He said to the screen and closed the IM box

The end!

WOHOO! I finally got around to rewriting one of the funniest fics I ever wrote! ^-^ What do you think? Let me know! And don't worry, there is going to be a sequle! What the Schwarz boys sing about when THEY'RE alone! *snickers*
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