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A/N: Is That a Daikon in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See me? is the actual title; but it wouldn't fit on the title line. :(

Summary: The Nerima Daikon Brothers take on the shadier side of Japan's porn industry... With some unexpected results. M/F.

It was a normal day in Nerima, which meant that the Nerima Daikon Brothers were having their usual arguments.
"I am sick of being poor all the time! I want money! I want fame again! I want Dom Perigome!" Mako shouted.
"Well, out of the three of us, you're the one who does the least amount of work around here! If you want more money, go out and earn I yourself!" Hideki said.
"O.k. Fine! I will!" Mako shouted as she stormed out of the fields.
"Uh... Other than her singing, does Mako-chan really have any marketable skills?" Ichiro asked.
"Well... She is hot." Hideki replied.
"Aren't you afraid someone might exploit her?" Ichiro asked.
"She's too smart for that." Hideki replied. "Besides, if anyone who she doesn't like touches her, she will kick his ass. Then I'll kick their ass for touching her!"

The nerve of them, saying I don't pull my own weight. I'll show them! Mako thought.
She went to an office where they were hiring a secretary.
This will be a piece of cake, Mako thought. She went in and asked to apply for the job. The person there had Mako fill out a form that talked about her work experience and the like. Then she was allowed to see the boss.
"So how fast do you type?" The man asked Mako.
"Uhm... I don't type." Mako replied.
"Do you have experience being a receptionist?" The man asked.
"Erm... No." Mako replied in a mousey voice.
"Next." The man said. Mako felt dejected as she left.
"This sucks." Mako said as she hit the street.

Shortly afterwards, Mako found another place hiring. She asked what the qualifications were to the man recruiting people off the street.
"All you need, my dear, is a sexy voice." He said. Mako agreed to try out for this job.
Well, she went to this studio, which was on the seedy side of town. Malko was greeted by a young, fat man that reeked of being an otaku. He was dressed in a stained T-shirt that read "Will work for hentai" on it.
"You must be Mako-san. Welcome to Highgate studios!" The otaku said.
"Well, I'm ready to start." Mako said. She wanted to do this quickly and get it over with. The otaku led her to a recording booth, with his eyes firmly fixed on Mako's firm ass. Mako was given the script and allowed to read it. Unfortunately, the project was for a sim dating game that was rated NC-17. It was heavy with BDSM stuff.
"We want you to play the part of Chisame. She's the tsundere* girl in this story." The otaku said.
"Uh... This isn't really my kind of thing..." Mako said. She was very turned off by this.
"Oh, don't worry. It's not like we're asking to to perform those acts... Yet." The otaku replied. This made Mako very uneasy.
"Ah... Right." Mako said. While they recorded her part, they showed Mako the pictures of the character she played. It looked a lot like her, and the sketches were very rough-looking and looked like they were hastily drawn. The nicest one had the character on all fours completely naked, with a cock in her pussy, a butt plug in her ass, and her tits were being manhandled. Other pics had her tied up and being whipped. Mako was repulsed to say the least.
"Do I really have to look at these pictures?" She asked.
"It's essential to get you in the right mood." The otaku replied.
"Yea, the mood to make me want to vomit." Mako said.
"You're not being paid to critique the game, just to do the voice! Quit whining or you're fired!" The otaku replied. Mako gritted her teeth and did her best to do the part right, ignoring the pictures that were being displayed before her. At the end of the day, they broke and Mako went home.

"Well, despite what you think, I managed to get a voice acting job!" Mako said to Hideki.
"Really." Hideki replied.
"Yea, I finish it Saturday. I'm gonna get enough money to build us the stadium of our dreams!" Mako said.
"I'll believe that when I see it." Ichiro said.
"Just you wait! I'll be in demand more than Mifune-sama someday!" Mako said.

That Friday, Mako finished the recording with no problems. She had also met a very bishonen man named Won Duk Kuu. Duk was giving his voice as a bunch of minor male characters. However, Duk was a man with a mission: revenge. He worked at the Korean pachinko parlor that Mako helped destroy a few weeks earlier. He also had an advantage over her: he knew about her unhealthy fixation with Dom Perigome. Duk bought a bottle and asked Mako if she'd like to share it with the group. Mako said yes like a shot and smiled. "Finally! I get my Dom Perigome!" Mako said. However, she didn't realize that alcohol is a double-edged sword. She had never been drunk before. By the time the bottle was empty, Mako was in the crawling-on-the-floor stage of being drunk. She had no idea what was about to happen next.
"Why don't you come back to my room?" Duk asked. Mako, whose vision was blurred, thought it was Ichiro talking to her. She agreed and they went to an apartment where there were some web cameras set up. Mako was oblivious to them as she sat on the bed. With Duk charming her, she was naked in no time flat. Duk also undressed as Mako took Duk's cock into her mouth, thinking it was Ichiro's cock. She sucked his cock for a bit, and then passed out. Duk parted Mako's sexy legs and started eating out her pussy. Had she been conscious, she would have felt it. After a bit of this, Duk covered his cock with a condom and shoved it deep inside Mako's tight cunt.

Mako, despite being out cold, clamped onto his rod hard. Duk took one of the webcams and focused it on his rod going deep in her and back. He fucked her for a while, and then turned her over. Then he fucked her in something of a modified doggie position. After a while of this, Duk came into the condom he wore.

Once the act was over, Duk dressed Mako in her clothing. However, he was pretty inept at it. He then took Mako back to Nerima, where he dumped her in the daikon field she lived at.

Meanwhile, the otaku smiled.
"Ah, this babe should make some money for me." He said as he processed the film. There was a knock at the door, and the otaku scrambled to turn off the monitor. In walked a middle-aged woman. She seemed very angry.
"Sheldon! Get off the internet! I need to make a phone call!" She said.
"Uh... Yes mother." The otaku replied. He then exited the browser and disconnected from the internet.
"Soon, I will be free of you, you old hag..." Sheldon said.


Across town, inspector Widget was in her apartment when there was a knock at the door. She answered it to see a man standing there. He was dressed in a delivery uniform and holding a package with air holes in it.
"I have a delivery for an inspector Widget." The delivery man said.
"That's me. Let me get my seal." Widget said. She went into her apartment and then returned with her seal. After stamping the receipt, Widget took it back to her apartment.
"I wonder what this could be?" Widget asked. She then heard a faint bleat from the box. Widget opened the box to see a very cute rabbit there. It was Mesousa, the luckless rabbit from Pani Poni Dash! Widget's eyes went wide, as did Mesousa's eyes, but the reasons why were the exact opposite.
"Oh my goodness a cute little bunny! I will love you and feed you and call you George!" Widget said. She then cuddled the hapless Mesousa, and started getting aroused by this.
"Mmm.... Oh yessssssssss... Sooooooooo kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...." Widget moaned.
"What have I gotten myself into, and who are you?" Mesousa said. He just wanted to get away from that cat in the vending machine and fell into this box.
"Oooooooh... Ohhhhhh..." Widget moaned, deep in the throws of sexual arousal.
"Ok lady, this is extremely creepy." Mesousa said. Widget then let go of Mesousa, and picked up the microphone.
"Hello citizens of my ward
It's inspector Widget again
Singing to you as only I can
Be kind to your pets
Have them neutered or spayed
So we don't have too many strays
That wouldn't be healthy now....
OH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...." Widget sang. Mesousa merely stared in disbelief at first, but then covered its ears up. Widget ignored this.
-To Be Continued-

* Tsundere refers to a person, usually a woman in hentai dating sim games. Initially angry and stand offish, the tsundere person becomes more and more willing to do *anything* the hero wants.