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The
Best Damn Poke’mon Story Ever!

Chapter
One:

Using
Up Vacation Time

Welcome
to part one of This is a great comedy story, but also involves a lot
of serious and dramatic events as well. You wont see the drama so
much(except for the pokemon battle) in the first few chapters, but
you will discover it as the series moves along. Hopefully this first
chapter captures your interest or whatever.

This
is a fic on my ff.net account, but here I will add more to it than it
has on the other site, for everyone's pleasure here.

This
first chap is set on October 27th, 2006 by the way

A
small young girl by the name of Cindy Lou Who, begins singing in
front of a Christmas tree. “Where are you Christmas? Why can’t
I find you? Why have you gone away? Where is the laughter you used to
bring me? Why can’t I hear the music play? My world is
changing. I’m rearranging. Does that mean Christmas changes
too?”

“Samuel!
Ash is on TV right now.” Delia Preston Ketchum snatches the
remote control out of Professor Oak’s wrinkly hands.

“Sorry,
Delia. But I love that girl’s sweet voice.” Sam said
depressed. “You can watch Ron Howard’s 2000 film ‘how
the grinch stole Christmas’ starring Jim Carrey anytime. Ash on
the other hand is about to participate in the biggest battle of his
life.” she changed the channel to NBC after providing us a lot
of info.

“I
thought we were gonna watch game five of the World Series. My tigers
are playing.” Tracy entered the living room wearing a Tiger’s
hat, a Tiger’s jersey with the number 39 and the name
Giarratano across the back. He also held a Tigger doll in his arms
and hugged him tight.

“You’ll
only miss a couple innings, ok? Now sit down and watch Ash battle on
NBC, the home of Scrubs, ER, Heroes, and the Olympics.” Delia
calmed him and they all settled down into their spot on the couch.

Some
say we're never meant to grow up
I'm sure they never knew enough
I
know the pressures won't go
Away
It's too late

Find
out the difference somehow
It's too late to even have faith
Don't
think things will ever change
You must be dreaming

Think
before you make up your mind
You don't seem to realize
I can do
this on my own
And if I fall I'll take it all
It's so easy
after all(‘Some Say’ by Sum 41)

“Thanks
for tuning into the NPL, or National Poke’mon League for the
idiots out there, semifinal’s championship battle between Ash
Ketchum and long time rival Gary Oak. If you thought the Yankee’s
Red Sox rivalry was intense, wait till you see these two. We’ll
be right back with the tip-off and the starting line ups after
break.” the broadcaster, Joe Buck finished.

Ash
stood in the shadows in the locker room, very still. Misty entered
the room, looking for her friend of eight years. “Ash? What are
you doing in the shadows?”

“I’m
thinking.” he stepped out and the light revealed his face.

“Bout
what?” she walked over over to him and sat down on the nearby
bench. “About…” (we enter the mind of Ash and see
what he’s thinking about)

-about
ten naked women dance around in a circle giggling and pouring fudge
on each other. In the middle of the circle is Ash and Misty. Misty
wears a bra and panties made of whipped cream, while feeding Ash
cheese burgers.

“Uh…I
was thinking about the battle.” he finally spat out. Misty
looked at him funny. “I didn’t know poke’mon
battles gave you boners.”

“Oh!
I’m overly excited is all.” he blushed. Misty smiled at
him “Are you nervous?” she asked him.

“Yeah.
I’m so nervous I feel I might pass out on the field. It’s
really huge.” he admitted.

The
perverted guy from scrubs, Todd, enters as the nurse and says ‘yeah
it is’ and points to his crotch.

“Well
anyways…try not to think about this being the biggest battle
of your life or the loud New York type of audience and atmosphere or
the millions of viewers watching on TV or all the hot, slutty fan
girls that will shy away from you if you lose.” Misty told him.

“But
then my fantasy of you feeding me burgers with whipped cream all over
your body in the middle of my dancing fudge pouring bikini wearing
fan girls wont come true.” Ash said almost as a whisper.

“What?”
Misty asked. “Uh…nothing. I hope I win.” he
blushed once again.

“Well.
To be honest. A apart of me doesn’t want you to win.” she
admitted. “Why not?” he raised an eyebrow.

“Because
I want to continue being the luckiest girl in the world. Cuz another
girl might lure you away if you win.” she blushed and covered
her face with her right hand.

“Don’t
worry, Mist. No girl could replace you.” ‘except for a
naked girl’ he thinks in his head.

“Aww.”
Misty initiated a hug and they stayed in their hug for several
minutes. Both with a ton of thoughts going through their heads.
Eventually they both took their heads off each other’s
shoulders and looked in to the other’s eyes.

‘Her
eyes look like beautiful sparkling sapphires. Like the game boy
game.’ Ash though.

‘Oh
god. He has such tasty chocolate eyes. If I remember correctly
there’s a few Hershey’s chocolate bars in his back pack.
I’ll dig through it later.’ Misty thought, licking the
drool off her lips.

After
much thinking between them, Misty leaned in and kissed him on the
lips. This put a surprised expression on Ash’s face. “It’s
for luck.” she told him.

“Thanks.”
he replied. The two again leaned in for another kiss when a voice
called out “Ash! They’re calling your name, like .”
Brock emerged into the locker room.

We
are now back inside the stadium and up on the jumbo tron it reads
‘Guess the attendance.’ with the following choices given.
A-41,000 B-41,500 C-42,000 D-All of the above. The crowd shouts out
mixed answers.

“We
welcome you back to the action. Here’s the starting lineup for
the trainers. Get your score cards out. For Gary, he’ll be
using Nidoqueen, Nidoking, Blastoise, Arcanine, Puffmon, and Eevee.
Interesting story on Eevee. He was Gary’s cutest poke’mon,
winning numerous contests, and this summer signed a 125 million
dollar five year extension. As for Ash’s staring lineup, he’ll
go with: Charizard, Snourlax, Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Muk, and Butterfree
whose returned to the game after spending the last eight years having
babies. he might be a little sluggish tonight, we’ll see
though.” Joe Buck reads this information off his prompter. His
color commentating partner Tim McCarver is tied up behind him.

The
crowd meanwhile is doing the wave. To which we hear someone yell out
“Cool, I’m surfing!”

Joe
Buck continues on with the game info. “And here’s the
profiles for the trainers, Gary whose 20, is a skilled and crafty
veteran, and is currently in a bind in which one of his loyal
cheerleaders, Karla, has accused him of rape. The trial is set after
this battle. As for the 18 year old virgin, Ash. He’s dumb, and
he relies on his instinct and good luck kisses to win matches. He’s
also required to change his underwear every day due to a leakage
problem, according to his mother. I’d like to remind you this
info is brought to you by Coca Cola Classic, and McDonalds. I’m
lovin it.”

Ash
walked out onto the field with Pikachu. A very tired Pikachu however,
he was practically limping, seemingly as if he were injured. Both
were filled with nervous nerves. ‘When I walked on to that
field I knew I was doing this for many things. I was trying to make
my mom proud of me, beat my long time rival, the fame the money,
showing Misty I’m worth something. Advance to the next stage of
my dream, and have my fantasy of eating burgers out of a whipped
cream covered Misty come true. But the fact that I knew the answer to
the attendance thanks to an inside tip gave me some confidence. And
the fact that I used my prep time for the battle to shoot some hoops.
I got easy lay ups to boost my confidence as well.’ Ash
narrated the moment in his head.

Brock
and Misty sat behind him on the bench. Brock wore a giant novelty
hand with Ash’s name on it. The crowd began clapping and
stomping to the beat of ‘we will rock you’ by Queen.

Buddy
you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be
a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big
disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place

We
will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy
you’re a young man hard man
Shoutin in the street gonna take
on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big
disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place

We
will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

The
crowd sang. Gary jogged in place opposite Ash on the other side of
the battle field with a towel around his neck.

“Gary
Gary he’s our man. If he can’t do it that’s just
sad. He's the one with all the luck, cuz we're the girls he's going
to fuck.” his cheer leaders cheered, with the exception of
Karla, who stood to the side with her arms crossed.

“Oh
boy this is exciting. Can you imagine what must be going through
these young men’s heads right now?” Joe Buck
acknowledged.

‘I
hope the jury doesn’t find me guilty. I did not have sexual
relations with that woman.’ Gary thought.

‘I
bet if I was the one who gave Misty a new bike she’d let me
fuck her. Or at least let me ride it every now and then. The bike I
mean’ Ash thought.

“Go
Gary. I went to school with Gary you know?” we hear a fan cheer
from the audience. “I know. I was in the same reading group as
you two.” we hear another fan reply.

The
bell sounded to start the match. “And away they go.” Buck
shouted. Gary chose Nidoqueen as his first poke’mon and Ash
went with Charizard.

Charizard
looked Nidoqueen up and down and nodded his head in interest and
licked his lips. “Nidoqueen. Body slam.” Gary ordered.
She did as told and Charizard took the hit.

“Oh
no! Charizard takes a direct hit.” Buck shouted. “Shake
it off Charizard. Use your fire blast.” Ash pointed to
Nidoqueen.

Charizard
fired the blast of fire but the opponent evaded the attack by leaping
into the air where it once again performed a body slam attack and was
a perfect hit on Charizard. “Oh no! Charizard takes a direct
hit.” Buck shouted.

The
ref walked over to the dragon. “Charizard is unable to battle.
Nidoqueen is the winner.” he waved the flag.

“What
makes you so sure?” Ash asked. “The rules clearly state
that when the letter X takes the place of a pokemon’s eyes it
becomes unable to battle.” the ref explained. “Damn.”
Ash muttered.

“Ok
Gary, take this!” Ash went with Snourlax next, who was revealed
sleeping. “Whatever, Ash.” Gary returned Nidoqueen and
chose Arcanine next.

“Arcanine?
Let’s see what Dexter has to say.” he used his poke’dex
to receive info: ‘Arcanine is one of 493 fictional species of
Pokémon in the Pokémon franchise.
Because Arcanine is considered a legendary beast and is a cross of a
few mythical, magical beings, most notably the dragon and the
Chinese fu dog, its name is most likely a portmanteau
of the words "arcane" and "canine."
In English translation, Arcanine was originally going to be called
Blaze.’-(this info was found on wikipedia)

“So
that’s his game is it? We’ll see about that. Snourlax,
use body slam.” Ash ordered. But nothing happened, as the giant
poke’mon continued to sleep.

“Arcanine,
toast this bitch.” Gary ordered his dragon/Chinese fu dog. His
pocket monster did as told and burned the crap out of Snourlax.

Ash
signaled a time out with his hands and retrieved to the bench beside
his friends. “That retreat cost him two normal energy cards. He
has only a few left with four time outs to work with.” Joe Buck
announced.

“Don’t
worry Ash. Your doing great.” Brock patted his friend on the
back. “What?! I’m down 0-2.” Ash removed Brock’s
hand from his backside. ‘he has such a soft touch.’ he
though in his mind.

“Ok
fine. You suck. Take this novelty hand and shove it up your ass!”

“Tell
that guy to shut up, your time out is over.” the ref
interrupted Brock.

“Don’t
give up, Ash. Keep doing what you’ve been doing to be
successful throughout your career.” Misty inspired him. Ash
nodded.

‘Ok
Misty. I’ll do what I’ve been doing. I always trail off
and think about other things during my battle and my strategy comes
from that.’ he thought.

He
called out his newly returned Butterfree to the field. ‘When
ever I battle I think about other things and it seems as if
everything else around me freezes in time. Right now im thinking in
my head and everything is completely still as I think. I’ll
think about Misty. Not only is Misty my best friend and the girl I
have a serious love crush on, she also represents many other things.
Misty is also an American spy satellite, a classified project. Misty
Lee is a renowned professional magician and illusionist, born in
Michigan during a tornado warning. Misty is the name of a kind of
water bottle. It’s the name of a discount brand of cigarette
marketed to women which my mom used to smoke. Misty May is a
professional women’s volley ball player, and Misty is also the
name of a substitute teacher I once had…and I think it was a
movie from 1961.’

he
finally stopped his mind going rant when he realized that Arcanine
had smoked Butterfree to death. “And Butterfree is buttered
toast. With that we head to half time. Gary in the lead 3-0. Stay
tuned for the half time show where a performance by Janet Jackson
will happen, not a strip performance however. In that case you might
as well flip the channel over to FOX and watch the World Series.”
Joe Buck announced.

Ash
sat on a bench back in the locker room. He wasn’t wearing a
shirt or pants and his feet were soaking in a bucket of water. Oh and
he was panting heavily, with a rag on his forehead. Brock and Misty
watched him with interest.

“He
looks tired.” Brock stated. “It is after all a lot of
work to stand around and command attacks to someone else. Pikachu,
however, is extremely tired. Ash trained him really hard yesterday
and didn‘t give him any chance to rest. Then he over worked him
today too.”

“Brock!
Ash needs our support right now. Your not making things better.”
Misty slapped him on the backside of his head and took a seat next to
Ash.

“He
needs to hear this. If he doesn’t he’ll wind up fat and
lazy in his future at age 25. He’ll be sitting on the couch all
day drinking beer and eating Doritos and watching The Biggest Loser,
while making jokes about people who are at least trying to lose
weight.” Brock explained very vividly.

Ash
perked his head up. “Hey that’s not fair. I don’t
even like Doritos. I like Pringles. Especially the sour cream
flavored.”

Misty
slapped Ash across the face. “Ash! Stop thinking about food.
You have to keep your head in the game. Gary has a perfect game going
so far. It’s never happened in the NPL before. Are you gonna
sit back and let it happen?”

“Well…I-”
Misty interrupted Ash by slapping his face again. “It’s
either a yes or a no. now which is it?!”

“I
can’t say no or you’ll slap me again. So I’m gonna
say YES!” Ash proclaimed standing up now in his bucket of
water.

“That’s
the spirit. You can still beat him. Never give up, never surrender.”
she placed a hand on his lower back. ‘Wow. There sure is a lot
of muscle down there. Maybe even more further down.’ she
thought.

“Ok.
I am ready to do this.” Ash felt him self getting back in the
game.

“Do
you think that cheerleader, Karla would go out with me?” Brock
asked, excitedly. “And why don’t you have a cheerleading
squad, Ash?”

Ash
sighed. “I told you. It’s because I don’t believe
in that sort of thing.” he watched Misty leave the room. “But
mostly it’s because Misty said I can’t have one.”

“Let’s
have a hand for the Phoenix Sun’s Gorilla. Now welcome back to
the second half of this organized pokemon thing.” Joe Buck
smiled big.

“There’s
a guy who sucks, his name is Ash. He has a big red butt rash. Gary
Gary” Gary’s cheer leaders cheered.

‘How
did they know that?’ Ash thought. “Ok Gary. I know one
thing for sure. Your not gonna have a perfect game. You want to know
how I know? It’s because it’s never happened in the
history of the league. Hahahahahaha.” Ash’s evil laugh
turned into an out burst of real laughter, and he giggled for 5
minutes.

“Ash!
Pull it together!” Misty yelled from the bench. “His
giggle sounds almost like that of Spongebob’s.” Brock
noticed.

The
battle ensued for five minutes…

“Oh
my! Gary has defeated five of Ash’s six poke’mon, leaving
just one more in this heated and close competition. Can Gary complete
a perfect game? Can Ash start an amazing come back, or will Ash knock
out a poke’mon or two and have this battle turn into what the
brothers call ‘not a big deal.’ We shall see.” Joe
got out of his seat, as the excitement was taking over.

Ash
frowned. He looked over to the bench to see Brock sleeping and Misty
slouched over, using the support of her hand to keep her head up.
‘Damn it. How can this be happening? I didn’t come all
this way for nothing did I? if I don’t win this battle, I could
lose everything. I can’t give up. If I believe, anything is
possible.’

“Hey
messy haired kid! Stop convincing your self your good in your head
and call out your last poke’mon. I want to get home and take a
bubble bath, jerk!” the ref blew his whistle in Ash’s
face.

It
was then when the entire crowd got on their feet and inspirational
drama music started playing. All the fans began moving their arms in
an up and down motion as if they were flying. This inspired Brock and
Misty to join the crowd in standing and copying a scene from ‘Angels
in the outfield.’

“It’s
a miracle…everyone’s flying.” Ash said, as he
wiped a happy tear away from his eyes.

Things
got more exciting and dramatic when ‘Eye of the Tiger’ by
Survivor started playing over the stadium.

Risin
up -- back on the street,
Did my time, took my chances
Went the
distance now Im back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
--
So many times, it happens too fast,
You trade your passion
for glory,
Dont lose your grip on the dreams of the past,
You
must fight just to keep them alive c

its
the eye of the tiger,
Its the thrill of the fight,
Rising up to
the challenge of our rival,
And the last known survivor
Stalks
his prey in the night,
And hes watching us all
With the eye of
the tiger.

‘As
I watched the crowd around me clapping to the beat of the song. Some
of them playfully punching thin air to simulate a scene from Rocky, I
couldn’t help but not notice them. I was too concerned with the
moment at hand, and taking opportunity of it. This was going to be a
battle for the history books.’ Ash thought.

Risin
up -- straight to the top,
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the
distance, now Im not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive
--

its
the eye of the tiger,
Its the thrill of the fight,
Rising up to
the challenge of our rival,
And the last known survivor
Stalks
his prey in the night,
And hes watching us all
With the eye of
the tiger.

“We’re
about to start what most likely is the final two poke’mon
fighting in this battle.” Joe Buck announced for the TV
viewers(readers).

Gary
calls out Eevee and Ash summons Pikachu.

“So
the final two poke’mon to battle are tiny cute creatures that
cant possibly create anything exciting.” Joe announces.

“It’s
time to show them, Pikachu. Time to show them all! Ah-hahahahaha.
Thunder bolt him, baby!” Ash orders.

“Pikachuuuu!”
Pikachu launched a powerful bolt of electricity at his opponent. But,
Eevee dodged the bolt, using quick attack on Pikachu.

“Eevee
dodges and Pikachu takes the first hit to begin the match up. ‘That’s
just stupid,’ as the guys on Sport’s Center like to say.”
Joe says.

“Pikachu.
You use your quick attack too.” Ash commanded. His pal did as
ordered and came right back at Eevee. It became a game of speed. Both
poke’mon countering with another quick attack. Pikachu went to
it’s agility, surrounding Eevee.

“Now,
Pikachu!” Ash forcefully shouted. Pikachu came out of it’s
circular agility move and thrusted himself at Eevee, knocking him to
the ground. “Use thunder shock!” Ash commanded. Eevee
took the hit from Pikachu and smoke rose from the poke’mon’s
body.

“Come
on, Eevee. Get your lazy ass up and fight back.” Gary said,
ticked off at his poke’mon’s ugly display. Eevee watched
as Pikachu came running towards him. At the last second Eevee leaped
into the air, evading the contact from Pikachu. He landed back on his
feet and then charged Pikachu.

“Thunder!”
Ash called. Pikachu let a bolt loose, but it just missed as Eevee zig
zagged his way towards Pikachu. As Eevee was about to tackle him,
Pikachu moved to the side and Eevee slid past and tripped on his feet
as he tried to break. Pikachu took advantage and shocked Eevee.

Eevee
tried getting up. But he couldn’t get up. He struggled. The ref
ran to his side. “Eevee is unable to-” he was interrupted
as Pikachu suddenly fell to the ground and his eyes turned into X’s.
“Never mind. Pikachu is unable to battle. Eevee is the winner
and Gary will advance to the finals.” the ref announced and
walked off.

The
crowd was dead silent for several seconds….until…they
began cheering like crazy and started chanting “Gar-y Gar-y.”

Ash
realized why Pikachu collapsed. ‘I was too hard on Pikachu. I
over worked him and now I suffer because of that.’ he thought.

A
bunch of people, including the media crowded Gary and began to
interview him. Also Karla, a judge and a jury were off to the side,
waiting.

Ash
stormed off towards the tunnel leading to the locker room with tears
welled up in his eyes. He heard nothing. Dead silence was all around
him. Brock and Misty watched as he left them. Their jaws were
dropped. Misty had her right hand over her mouth. The two were
flabbergasted by the turn of events that just took place.

Ash
reached the lockers, opened the door, and slammed it shut, leaving
Pikachu outside. “Pika pi…” he called Ash’s
name, and then out of sadness, lowered his head.

Ash
began showing his frustration. He picked up chairs and threw them
across the room. He picked up another chair and bashed it against one
of the lockers, causing a huge dent. He caused more dents by punching
the doors. “Nooo! Damn it!” he sat down on a bench and
out came the tears of anger.

Soon
after, the door to the room opened and Misty slowly entered, with
Pikachu behind her. “Ash?” she asked softly.

“Go
away!” Ash yelled. ‘I didn’t mean what I said. I
wanted her there. To comfort me. But I wasn’t one to show
weakness in front of her. Just as she would not show weakness in
front of me. We knew each other too well. She knew that I really did
want her here. And I wasn’t going to keep in my tears or
emotion this time. And I would no longer keep in secret information.
I have to come clear. And it has to be now.’ he spoke in
thought.

Misty
took his hand and squeezed it as to comfort him. “Mist? I have
something important to reveal.” he spoke in a very serious
manner.

“Oh?
What is it?” she asked, interested and scared at the same time.

“Well…there’s
a slight chance you might get mad at me. But, I bet all my money,
including your’s and Brock’s on the battle I just lost.”
he revealed.

Misty’s
eyes went wide. “Oh and I also bet several of my poke’mon.”
he continued his confession. To this, Misty’s jaw dropped.
“It’s not big deal, right? I can always buy another
Charizard…right?” he asked, nervously.

This
question earned a harsh response from his friend. “You
dumbass!” Misty double slapped him with her right hand. “How
could you do this?! I thought you had an honest heart.” she
crossed her arms in disgust.

“I
know I know. But I was pressured into it by Gary. He called me a
cheap skate when I said ‘no.’ I’m not gonna stand
for that. Try to understand I only did this to feed my ego.” he
tried to explain to his still pissed off friend.

“You
don’t have an ego! Gary is the one with the ego. don’t
you see? You let him trick you.” Misty told him.

“I
suppose your going to leave me like the rest of my fans.” Ash
turned away from her. ‘I was half expecting her to push me to
the ground and walk off at that moment.’ he thought.

“You
forgot something, Ash Ketchum.” she sat down beside him. “I’m
not just a fan. I’m a friend. And I forgive you.”

“Really?”
just like that I’m forgiven?” he asked with a smile upon
his lips.

“As
long as you get the money back.” she rubbed the top of his head
with her hand, playfully. To this Ash heard Gary’s voice poking
fun at him in his mind by laughing evilly. “Well come on. Let’s
go find Brock.” she took his hand and helped him off the bench.

(This
locker room scene is inspired of that by a story called “The
truth in a kiss” by Legacy, which can be found on The Poke’mon
Tower, and possibly even this site too. It’s a good story.
Check it out sometime. In fact it‘s much better than this one.
Stop wasting your time here!)

Ash,
Misty, and Pikachu were out side searching for Brock now. They
spotted him eating a hot dog amongst a crowd of NPL fans. “Brock!”
Misty and the others run towards him.

“Hey
Ash, I couldn’t find you. I checked every hot dog stand.”
Brock said worriedly, with a hand placed over his heart.

“There’s
only one though.” Misty said.

“Yeah.
But I was really hungry. I had to steal this one because all my money
has mysteriously disappeared.” Brock held up the hot dog to
show them.

“Speaking
of money. Ash has something to tell you about that topic.”
Misty shoved Ash towards Brock. “Um…” Ash placed
his index finger against his lips.

“What
up, Ash? Did you win the lottery? The $300 million?” Brock
asked, interested in what Ash was to tell him.

“You
have a better chance of being attacked by a Great White Sharpedo in
Colorado than winning that money.” Ash notified him.

“Did
Misty flash you then?” Brock asked curiously and excitedly.

“Your
off the subject!” Misty slapped him across the face with brutal
force. “Ow! Your hands are cold!” Brock complained.

“Well.
About money…is that Kevin Federline?!” Ash pointed
behind Brock.

To
which he quickly turned around and started turning his head in all
directions, looking for him. “Where?!” then he turned
back to Ash with a dull expression on his face. “Oh wait. I
don’t care for that guy.”

“Ash!”
Misty then slapped Ash across the face for his trickery.

“The
truth is-” Ash went on with what actually happened, he was also
talking in his mind at the same time ‘I told him everything.
All about the bet. For some reason I felt more afraid of telling him
than Misty. I couldn’t quite figure out why though.’ he
finished.

Brock
stood there still, not really any emotion on his face. Then a man
walking by in red holding a baseball bat caught his attention.
“Excuse me, Cardinal’s fan? Could I borrow your bat?”
Brock asked kindly. He took the bat from the fan’s hands and
swung it at Ash’s head, getting a direct hit. Ash fell to the
floor out cold.

“Later
that night there was a going away party for Ash and the other
semi-final’s loser. This kind of party is always held for the
losers, and then a huge parade for the grand champion, who then is
awarded the right to go take on the Elite 4 and try to claim himself
as Poke’mon Master. Ash and his friends will be going to Pallet
Town tomorrow. I am a very informant narrator. ” the great
narrator informs us.

“We
can only stay for a little bit because we have to get this money to
the boss.” Jessie tells James and Meowth, who are standing in
the middle of a bunch of people walking by. She’s holding all
the money they made earlier from selling bootlegged souvenirs out and
proud.

“Jessie,
can I get a cotton candy? Look! They have blue! Ooh!” James
asked, with his trademark squeal added at the end.

“I
want to ride dat Farris wheel over der.” Meowth points.

“There’s
no Farris wheel here.” Jessie told him.

“Well ok. I want
money to impress a Skitty over der. She’s askin for it.”
Meowth admitted, and smacked his behind a few times with his paw.

“The
answer to both your money cravings is no.” she folded her arms.

“Pa-lease,
Jessie. Pa-lease.” James/Meowth got on their knees, in praying
form, their eyes big, sparkling and watery.

Jessie
sighs. “I can’t help it when you make those gorgeous
anime eyes. Here you are.” she handed them each a lot of money.
They kissed her on the cheek and ran off in their own directions.

The
part was going strong. People were talking, laughing, having fun. The
music was blasting over the speakers. The song ‘Steady as she
goes' by Raconteurs' was playing over the speakers.

Find
yourself a girl and settle down
Live a simple life in a quiet town

Steady
as she goes (steady as she goes)
Steady as she goes (steady as she
goes)

So
steady as she goes

Your
friends have shown a kink in the single life
You've had too much
to think, now you need a wife

Steady
as she goes (steady as she goes)
So steady as she goes (steady as
she goes)

Well
here we go again
You've found yourself a friend that knows you
well
But no matter what you do
You'll always feel as though you
tripped and fell

So
steady as she goes

When
you have completed what you thought you had to do
And your blood's
depleted to the point of stable glue

Then
you'll get along
Then you'll get along

Steady
as she goes (steady as she goes)
So steady as she goes (steady as
she goes)

Ash
meanwhile was all by himself in a restaurant. It was a fancy two
story restaurant, and he was on the second story getting his food.
His waitress carried his plates to him outside on the balcony that
circled the building. Pikachu sat across from him at his table.

He
was digging into his plate of ketchup. Then he looked up and noticed
his master, his best friend not touching his food. Ash was looking
out over the balcony down to the people. “Pika pi?”

Ash
looked to Pikachu. “I’ll be ok, eventually, buddy. But
I’ll never be ok with the fact I let everyone down. Well except
the people who root against me, but you know that. But most of all I
wont be ok that I let down my friends who were there for me every
step of the way. But mostly I wont be ok with letting down Misty, the
girl that gets me hard…and who I love with feelings of love
too.” Ash frowned, and put his head on the table, forehead
first.

“Pika.”
Pikachu patted Ash on the head, trying to comfort him.

Misty
was down below on the ground talking with a group of female friends
she gained while being a resident in the area during Ash’s
tournament. “I’m telling you that Ash is going to be
depressed for weeks, months, probably years. He’ll sleep with
anyone he’s so depressed. He might be getting hammered for the
first time in his life right now. And end up throwing up on somebody
over the balcony.” Misty told her friends.

“So
we all have a chance with him?” the noticeable and chubby woman
in the group asked, excitedly.

“Well
yeah. He’s not a girl, he’s a guy. Just about any chick
has a chance with him.” Misty said, but then realized that what
she said actually slipped out of her mouth. “I mean, no.
There’s no way anyone has a chance with him. Not even a naked
girl, he’s in celibacy.” she lied, to cover up her slip.

All
the girls began laughing, except for the chubby one. “Misty!
That is such bull!” a black haired girl exclaimed.

“We
know that’s not true. He asked Brock to take him ‘virginity
losing hunting’ last week.” a brunette spoke up.

“Ok…yeah.
But the thing is…he’s gay.” Misty lied. Her face
then turned red as she was in a deep blush.

Just
then a man in a black coat wearing a Jigsaw clown puppet mask ran by
with a hacksaw. “See Saw 3 in theatres today! Or die! I’ll
force you to kill yourself!” he yelled, running by. The people
around all began laughing.

“…Ok,
well anyways. I think you like Ash. And I mean like him in the way
that would cause you to call him Ashy.” the brunette girl, whom
Misty seemed to be closest with out of the girls said.

“That’s
ridiculous, me calling him Ashy.” she said, upset. “Totally
ridiculous.” she then took a bite out of a chicken drum stick
like a wild carnivorous animal.

“You
have to pay for that.” the man at the chicken stand told her,
holding out his hand. Misty handed him the money.

“Come
on Misty-girl, admit you love Ash. You love Ash.” her friend
poked her in the cheek.

“No.
I will not admit it! I love Ash. Whoops, I forgot to put the word
‘don’t’ in front of the word ‘love’ in
my sentence. The point is I don’t love Ash…bitch.”
Misty continued eating the drum stick.

“So
you don’t mind if I go up there and ask him back to my place?”
her friend asked, a grin on her face.

“No.
HELLO! I just said I don’t love him.” Misty said,
crossing her arms, and then she began searching for the chicken bone,
but soon realized what had happened to it. “Whoops.” she
blushed.

Her
friend started towards the restaurant Ash was in, causing Misty to
grab her by the arm. “Where do you think your going?!”

“To
ask Ash back to my place, where do you think?” her friend
asked.

“I
don’t think so, bitch…cuz I first have to go tell him
something. Something which doesn’t have to do with love, but
it’s important and must be told by me to him…but not
about love…ok?” Misty stated. Her friend just grinned.

Misty
took her attention away from her so far un-named friend, up to Ash
who was leaning against the railing on the balcony, who was looking
up to the stars overhead. “Here goes.” she said, shaking,
and started walking towards the building

Meanwhile
Brock was talking to girls too, only for a different purpose than of
Misty. “How would you two lovely young ladies like to come back
to my place an participate in a threesome?” he asked two lovely
young ladies, apparently.

The
two looked at each other and then back to Brock. “Pass”
the two said at almost exactly the same time, one of them said it one
tenth of a second after the other.

“Hey,
I didn’t know you talked to girls like that. You usually do a
much nicer G version of your speech when you hit on girls.”
Brock heard a voice behind him say. He turned around and it was-
“-Gary?” Brock asked.

“And
your that one guy…Ash’s friend.” Gary said, not
sure of Brock’s name.

“What
are you doing here? Your not a loser.” Brock questioned him.

“So.
I can still chill here. Now explain your self on your usual method of
hitting on girls.” Gary stated.

“Oh.
I only act ‘G’ when my friends are around. When they’re
not in sight…I act like a real man picking up chicks.”
Brock explained.

“Oh…so
where’s Ash?” Gary asked, looking around.

“He’s
up on the balcony of that restaurant there.” Brock pointed to
it. “And something truly romantic and serious might just take
place there soon.”

“The
Cardinals won the World Series!” a fan wearing all red ran by
and shouted.

“Everything
is going right for me. I’m a hardcore Card’s fan.”
Gary said proudly. Brock frowned. “Yep. Life is just perfect
right now for me. Meanwhile your friends with a pathetic loser.”
Gary couldn’t help but point out, and then strutted away to the
group of girls Misty was talking to earlier. It wasn't long before
the lot of them followed him back to his hotel.

Misty
entered the door to the restaurant. She walked up the stairs to where
her destination was sulking. A new song then began playing over the
loud speakers.

Kiss
me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green
grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those
shoes and I will wear that dress.

Oh,
kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit
floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the
fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Misty
walked on to the balcony where she found Ash leaning on the railing.
He was still looking up at the sky. Pikachu noticed her, and knew
what he had to do. He left his sitting position and wandered off to
give the two alone time.

“Ashy?
Uh I mean Ash?” she asked, to which she got a startled flinch
from him. He turned around to see her, and smiled.

“Hey,
Mist…what are you doing up here? Nothing but a loser here.”
he said, continuing a forced smile.

“Yeah,
but there’s a party going on just for you, the loser.”
she said, walking up beside him to lean on the railing with him.

“I
don’t want to be associated with that kind of party though.”
he said, angrily, while looking away from her.

Kiss
me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire

“Ash…there’s
something I’ve been meaning to tell you.” she started.

“What?
That I’m an embarrassment to you? Your running away with Gary
to be apart of his cheerleader squad? You have herpes?” he
asked.

“No…”
she said seriously, ignoring his three questions.

Bring,
bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your
father's map

“It’s
something I’ve been meaning to tell you for many years. And now
I have to tell you. Cuz you need to know more than ever now.”
she said, her eyes sparkling.

“Ok…what?”
Ash asked. He saw how serious she was by looking into her eyes. Those
ever hypnotic eyes she possessed.

“I
love you. I am in love with you. Have been for years. And you need to
know.” she finally revealed.

“Misty…I
love you too. I never once thought you felt the same way. Even with
all the obvious hints…I just thought I imagined it all. But
now I realize that I didn’t. it’s for real.” he
revealed in return. The two leaned in closer to each other, closed
their eyes, and their lips met. The kiss started out slow, and grew
more passionate. They made out on the balcony beneath a beautiful
star filled sky

Oh,
kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit
floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the
fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me(‘Kiss
Me’ by Sixpence None the Richer)

The
people below all applauded, many of them going “Awww.”
some with signs that read “Poke-shipping forever!” one
guy had a sign that said “I prefer Advance-shipping more”

The
following morning, Ash lied in bed with Misty beside him. ‘Suddenly
life was good again. I had myself a new girlfriend. The love of my
life. The real prize on my journey had been attained. And I was going
back home to see my mother. She told me she had a surprise. Sometimes
things go from being terribly bad to awfully good in just a few
hours. I intended things to stay that way…Good. I intended
things to stay good, not go from bad to good. I assumed I knew what I
meant the first time though.’ he narrated.

He
got up and put a his robe and pikachu slippers on and walked out the
door to his room at the hotel(resort) they were staying at. “Hey
Ash, I saw you come back with a girl last night. Good job, buddy.”
Brock caught him in the hall. He walked over to Ash and punched him
in the shoulder, playfully of course.

“It’s
more than just that. I actually-” Ash was cut off as he was
about to explain even more about the girl he brought home.

“I
brought a chick home too. Her name is Dianna or Jill or something.
what’s your girl’s name?” Brock asked, getting
excited.

“Brock,
I have to tell you something.” Ash said, getting quite scared
of what he was about to tell his good friend. The male friend that
would be over protective of the girl he was about to talk about.

“No
time for words. Let me see her.” Brock pushed Ash out of the
way and opened the door to his room.

“Brock-no!”
Ash yelled. Now it was panic time as his friend saw the sight that
made him panic.

“Oh-my-god!
You bagged Misty?!” Brock asked, not so thrilled and not so
quite. Many others staying at the hotel opened their doors to get a
look at what was making so much noise. Many males walked by the room
and whistled as they saw Misty under the covers. But her breasts
could be seen. She quickly covered her firm breasts

“Well
actually there’s more to it.” Ash was getting nervous. He
had never been in that situation before. ‘Except for that time
my mom found Brock in my bed with me one morning. I’d show you
in a flashback, but things are running long with still much more to
go. But in the end I explained to her that he got cold and needed
more warmth, and it WAS the truth, sickos!’ Ash tells us
through his mind.

“There
better be. Cuz I still have that kid’s b-ball bat.” Brock
threatened.

“Brock.
Stop. It’s not what you thinks.” Misty walked out, now
wearing a white robe, preparing to defend her new boyfriend for what
she hoped to be the first of many more opportunities to do so.

‘Now
that Misty was my girlfriend, I was hoping she’d be fighting my
battles, rather than start them.’ Ash thought.

“Ash
and I confessed our feelings of love last night on a balcony, beneath
the stars and moon.” Misty explained to him.

“And
we didn’t sleep together…well we did sleep together,
technically, but NO. we didn’t sleep with out our clothes on.
Well I did because I was hot, and Misty was hot and I couldn’t
keep it in. BUT we definitely didn’t do anything. I did it to
my self. I mean, you say things now, Misty.” Ash stepped back
for her to take over.

So
she took over, trying to cover up his idiotic ramble. “What he
means to say is we had a sleepover between friends and nothing more.”

“Ok
so we’re all cool then. Let’s leave this trainer’s
hotel in paradise and go to my small crummy town which smells like
Gloom stench.” Ash spoke, and the three packed up their stuff
and were on their way to the airport.

About
an hour later the trio, plus Pikachu were in Pallet Town, walking to
the Ketchum Residence. “Ash, should we tell your mother that
we’re a couple now?” Misty asked him, while taking his
hand in hers.

“What
the? Oh yeah, were a couple.” Ash realized, and re-took Misty’s
hand that he let go. “I don’t think it’s a good
idea to tell her right away. She’s a very excitable person. It
would be better if we ease her into it. Otherwise she’ll be
buying his and hers stuff.” he told her.

“It’s
gonna be hard to keep it in. I feel like telling the world right
now.” she admitted. “Hey, where’s Brock?” she
realized he wasn’t walking with them.

“Oh.
He stopped awhile back to tie his shoes, where he started talking to
this really hot girl.” Ash explained, on cue, Brock came
running from behind.

“Run
you fools, there’s an angry dad chasing me!” he shouted,
grabbing his friend’s hands, and before you knew it, they were
standing in front of Ash’s house.

The
three…plus Pikachu, walked into the house. It was completely
dark and silent. “Where is everyone?” Misty asked.
Suddenly the lights turned on and many people jumped out from hiding
places and shouted out “Surprise!” and sounded off noise
makers.

Brock
and Misty smiled, while Ash stood there, not too thrilled, a very
emotionless face he expressed at the moment. “Your not
surprised, sweetie?” his mom asked, her hands on her hips.

“I
would be…if there weren’t thirty cars parked outside.”
Ash said, and then we pan out side to see exactly thirty cars parked
outside the house…well ok, there were really 27 cars…no,
25. Yep.

“Well
the important thing is you’re here and it’s time to
party.” Delia wrapped him up in a hug, practically lifting him
off the floor. “Ok mom, your embarrassing me in front of
everyone in town.” he blushed, separating himself from her
grip.

“Actually,
Old Man Bitter couldn’t make it.” Professor Oak
mentioned.

“Are
you two gonna hold in the exciting news any longer? I’m gonna
explode.” Brock put his hands on his head.

“What
are you talking…? Oh crap.” Ash remembered that Brock
was not with them when he told Misty it would not be a good idea to
tell his mom of the news.

“What?
What’s going on?” Delia asked.

“Ash
and Misty are boyfriend and girlfriend now. And I’m a friend
with benefits.” Brock told her.

Delia
began jumping up and down with joy, her face red with excitement. Ash
and Misty began blushing profusely, and took each other’s hands
in their fear of what might happen to them.

The
crowd of people around them began shouting “Whooooo!”
“You the man Ash, you the man.” a guy shouts out.

“Is
this true? Does my little Ash-boy have a girlfriend? Does he? Does
he?” she asked in baby talk to him, while pinching his cheek.
“And Misty. You’re the unfortunate, I mean lucky girl
that gets to spend the rest of eternity with my stubborn, angry, big
hearted, dense, excited boy.” she picked up Misty and squeezed
her tightly.

“Oh
goody.” she said sarcastic, while also trying to breathe. She
was eventually released from her new boyfriend’s mother, and
fell to the ground in her weak stance.

“Now
this party has another meaning. The celebration of Ash and Misty’s
finally getting together. We’ve been waiting along time for
this.” Delia said, and began jumping up and down once again.

“The
whole town made bets on when you two would get together. It soon
spread to the internet. People began writing stories about you guys.”
Tracy said.

“Was
I in any of them?” Brock asked. “You sure were.”
Tracy answered.

“Do
I get to screw chicks in any of them?” Brock asked more. “In
some, sure.” Tracy answered more. “All right. Way to go
fictional Brock.” he pumped his fists.

Later
than night, it was just the people that really mattered remaining at
the party. Ash and Misty sat in a recliner together, Misty sitting on
Ash’s lap. Professor Oak, Tracy, and Brock on the couch in that
order, while Delia was in the kitchen washing dishes.

“Hey
Ash, Misty, even Brock, I have an offer to offer you guys.”
Sam(professor oak) said.

“I’m
listening.” Brock said seriously, leaning in to him.

“As
you all know I’m a work-o-holic.” he started.

‘He
was not. Every time we left his lab, or when he sent Tracy out on a
long voyage for something, he quickly went into slacker-party mode.
He got out his bongs, alcohol, hookers, and did his thing. His
favorite song in fact is ‘B.Y.O.B’ by System of a Down.
He wasn’t fooling anyone. But we decided to all nod in
agreement.’ Ash explains to us from his mind. Meanwhile
everyone is nodding.

“I
was offered a chance to take some time off in a town south of
Viridian City. They agreed to pay for my place to stay in an
apartment to relieve any kind of stress. They wanted me to stay there
for a year. But I can’t just abandon my hookers-WORK. And it’s
a three bedroom apartment, and since you three need a place to stay,
and there’s no new journey in sight at the moment, perhaps you
could take the chance to try this out.” he offered.

“…Wait…what?”
Ash raised his hand, confused.

“Would
you like to take a year off of doing everything and live in a town
watching TV all day without a care in the world?” Sam asked.

“Oh
yeah. That sounds fun. Guys?” Ash turned to Misty, and then to
Brock. Misty kissed Ash on the lips as her response.

“Oh
ew-ew. None of us were ready for that.” Brock said, disgusted.

“Thanks
for ruining the moment, Brock. I hope you never find a partner.”
Misty secretly cursed him inside.

“And
I hope you don’t either.” Brock said, snapping his
fingers as if he just won the argument.

“Just
answer the question.” Misty rolled her eyes.

“Oh.
Yeah. I’d love to use up some vacation time.” Brock shook
Sam’s hand.

“Great.
I’ll notify who ever I’m suppose to notify right
away…tomorrow.” he said “Anyways. I’m going
home. I’m tired.” he yawned. ‘time to go see my
hoes.’ he thought.

“He
says he’s tired. But he’s really gonna go back to work.”
Tracy told them, completely blindsided by Professor Oak’s other
life, and got off the couch to assist the professor to the car.

“He
forgot his bong.” Brock realized, picking it up off of where
Oak was sitting earlier.

“He’ll
be back for it.” Ash said, Misty kissed him again.

“Ugh.
Get a room. I mean don’t get a room. I’ll leave instead.”
he said, and left.

“Odd.”
Misty said, and then went back to kissing Ash. The two made out there
in the chair, sweetly and softly.

Delia
walked into the room to see the adorable sight. “Aww.”
she said very quietly.

Ash
and Misty continued kissing, when Ash moved his hand from her back
down to her ass, and began squeezing her cheeks. Misty started
moaning. “Oh Ash.”

“OK!
Stop stop stop.” Delia broke up the party. “There will be
no hard core making out in this house. You kids hear me?” she
said turning the lights on and off to get their attention.

“Sorry
mom, we didn’t know you were looking.” he said, him and
Misty both blushing.

“It’s
ok. But the next time it happens your grounded.” she warned
him.

“We’re
definitely taking that offer now.” Ash whispered to his
girlfriend, but his mom could hear him.

“Offer?
What offer?” she asked, sitting down on the couch. “Oh,
and could you two get off each other.” she added, much to the
disappointment of her son and his girlfriend.

Misty
sighed and got off of Ash’s lap, and moved on to the arm of the
recliner. “Well mom. Professor Oak offered us a chance to take
some time off from our poke’mon journey. Like a vacation.”
Ash began.
“Yeah. That’s good for you. And you can get
back to helping me out around the home like you did before you left
to train your poke‘mans.” she clapped in anticipation.

“Actually,
mom. He offered us a chance to live on our own in a town near
Viridian City.” Ash continued his earlier explanation of the
offer.

“Oh…ok.”
Delia said sadly. She looked down to her lap, frowning.

“Sorry
mom. But I need to live on my own for awhile and-” Ash couldn’t
finish because his mom wanted to interrupt.

“Live
on your own? You’ve been living with your friends for the last
ten years it seems. I miss you around here. You have to stay here.”

“Mom.
We’ll still see each other a lot. I tell you what. If a new
journey doesn’t come round in the next year, I’ll move
back here to Pallet Town.” he said, crossing his fingers behind
his back.

“I
tell you what. Whether a new journey comes along or not, your coming
back here after your vacation.” she ordered.

“Fine.”
Ash said, crossing his fingers once again.

“Good.
Now get some sleep you two.” she said, getting up and rubbing
Ash on the head. “but in different rooms.” she added.

Ash
and Misty sighed and then started making out once again before going
to bed.

The
next morning after saying goodbye to everyone, Ash, Misty, Brock, and
Pikachu arrived in a town called ‘Sheasy Town’, south of
Viridian. The town is pronounced like cheesy, only with a she in
front of the eesy, all right?

“Looks
like a nice place.” Misty commented, as they walked to their
apartment complex. Brock was looking at the map, leading the way.

“I’m
sure we’ll have many laughs here in this town. We’ll
probably find some kind of coffee place or restaurant we’ll
hang out daily, and meet some new friends, perhaps our neighbor, and
go through some drama and joy in this place.” Ash said, as he
put his arm around Misty.

“Here
we are. Wishing Well.” Brock said, lowering his map as they
were in front of the ‘Wishing Well’ apartment complex
where they would be residing for the next year.

They
got their keys to the place and went into their new home. Inside you
walk in to the living room, with the kitchen to the left, and the
hallway straight ahead. The bathroom was on the left side of the
hall, a bedroom across from it, and another bedroom beside it. The
master bedroom was at the end of the hall. And this sums up their
apartment.

“I
call the master bedroom!” Brock ran into his room and slammed
the door.

“What’s
that all about?” Ash asked.

“He
probably has to…do…something.” Misty said,
checking out the other rooms. “Which room do you want to share,
Ashy?” she asked, holding his hand.

“I
don’t care.” he shrugged his shoulders.

“No.”
Brock came out of his new room. “There will be no sharing of
rooms.” he said.

“Why
not?” Misty asked, upset.

“Because,
I like to sleep at night.” Brock replied.

“It’s
not fair.” Ash crossed his arms in anger. Suddenly there was a
knock at the door. A knock to the beat of ‘I like to move it.’

They
answered the door to see a guy their age, with blonde hair, several
scars spread across his face. He had a black eye, and chappy lips. He
was tall, a few inches shorter than Brock. He was smiling a huge
teeth showing smile. He was very muscular, a body builder in
appearance. He wore a navy blue shirt, and navy blue jeans. He also
wore navy blue gloves. And he had navy blue Nike’s on, with a
Burger King Simpson’s watch.

“Hey
their neighbor’s.” he greeted them, waving.

“Hi.”
Ash/Brock/Misty said in unison.

“The
name’s Bryan Neo, Namco Anderson. What’s your’s-es?”
he asked, still grinning.

“I’m
Brock.” “I’m Ash.” “And my name is
Misty.”

“Misty?
Your are burning hot. You know those girls you see on Girls Gone
Wild?” he asked, starring at her with his tongue hanging
open.
“Yeah.” Brock nodded, now drooling.

“You
should be in one of those videos.” Bryan suggested.

“Thanks
for the suggestion.” she rolled her eyes.

“Well
come on. Introduce your selves.” he said, grinning once again.

“Um…we
already did.” Brock replied, raising his eyebrows at him.

“Oh,
well that’s good. Would you like to meet the rest of the cast?”
he asked.

“Um…sure.”
Brock continued raising his eyebrow.

“Wait
here while I find my apartment.” he pointed to the ground, our
three heroes were starring with interest at this interesting Bryan
character. “Oh wait. My place is just across the hall from
you.” he realized and went into get everybody.

“I
think we should move.” Misty suggested.

“We’ve
only known…Bryan is it? For ten seconds.” Brock told
her.

Bryan
reappeared in the hall with some new people. There was a girl, and
two guys. “The boys here are my brothers and room mates. This
is Fryon(fry-un)” Bryan introduced him. Fryon waved. He was a
very shot guy, about 5’7, he wore a cow boy hat, and a green
vest like Brock had on.

“And
this guy here is Dumbon.” Bryan put his hands on his other
brother’s shoulders. Dumbon was only wearing underwear, no
shirt, he was muscular like his brother. He had many scars around his
body too, he looked as if he had sustained quite a few injuries. He
had long hair that went down to his shoulders like a rocker.

“But
you can call me Fire Ball. That’s the name I go by.”
Dumbon said, winking at Misty.

“Fire
Ball. Cool name.” Brock nodded, liking the name.

“And
the chick here is my girlfriend, Stephanie.” he grabbed her
ass, and then released and smacked her.

She
started giggling. “Bryan no, not in front of our new friends.”
she continued giggling. Then Bryan started chasing her down the hall.

Ash,
Misty, and Brock were wide eyed, watching them run. “That was
interesting.” Misty was the first to speak.

Bryan
and Stephanie eventually returned, laughing, when they subsided,
Stephanie spoke “I go by Steph though. It saves time. One
syllable instead of three.” she said.

“Can
I call you ‘Hottie?’” Brock asked, checking out
Stephanie.

“That
works too.” she laughed. “Your so funny.” she said
next, and laughed some more.

“Yeah,
my girlfriend’s a slut.” Bryan joined her on laughing.

“What
you say? I couldn’t hear because I was laughing.” she
asked him.

“I
said my girlfriend is a sweet girl.” he replied.

“Aww.”
she grabbed him and kissed him hard.

“So.
Do you want us to show you around town?” Fryon asked.

“Maybe
later, we need to get some rest. We just spent along time un-packing,
and the travel has worn us down too.” Misty said, yawning.

“But
Misty, we never un-packed.” Ash said, to which Misty quickly
covered his mouth with her hand.

“Let’s
go rest guys.” she said, and then grabbed Brock and Ash by the
ears, and pulled them back into the apartment.

“What
was that about?” Brock asked, rubbing his ear.

“I
don’t want to hang out with those goonies. They’re all
weird and stuff.” Misty explained.

“Oh
well. I’m sure we’ll get to know them in a future plot.”
Ash said, looking at the schedule for this story.

‘It
was going to be a great new life here in Sheasy Town. Living with my
friends in an apartment, a taste of life to come when I’d have
to settle down in the future. Taking a year off is perfect for my
body and my mental status as well. Not to say a stay-at-home life
wasn’t going to be a challenge, but sometimes we need a break
from doing work, whether it’s school, college, or work. Our new
neighbors are sure to make things exciting as things move along. A
new girlfriend is definitely going to make things interesting as
well. It’s time to see what non-pokemon trainers experience.
I’m ready for the challenge.’

Ash,
Misty, Pikachu, and Brock are now each lying out in a green grassy
field on a hill, it was a crystal clear blue sky up above him. Brock
lied a few feet away from his friends. Pikachu was next to Ash’s
head, while Misty had her head rested upon his chest.

Together,
forever no maater how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll
be together and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's
how long we'll stay
Together and forever more

Always
gone that extra mile
Depended on you all the while
Even in the
good and bad times
You will see
From now until our journey's
end
You know that you can always count on me

Together,
forever no maater how long
From now, until the end of time
We'll
be together and you can be sure
That forever and a day
That's
how long we'll stay
Together and forever more

That’s
the end of the first story in this series. Hopefully you were
entertained, and hopefully you continue to read this, if and when
there are new chapters added. I can promise you things will heat up
as it moves along, with very dramatic stories, and twists. Thank
you!!!
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