Roomates and locked doors

So there's this odd little scenario that lives in my sketching friend and my heads. In it, all the PCs are roommates living in a 4 (possibly 5) bedroom house, and the rivals live in another just down the street.

This world exists devoid of defined universe, though the personalities lean somewhere between "gameverse" and "Adventures". I suppose "fanartverse" is the best way to put it.

This is a series of short fics based off this concept, mostly as challenges from my friends or /tr/. Technically they're supposed to be writing warmups, just whatever I can come up with in 15 minutes, but some of them balloon out of control.

There will be plenty of mention of stupidity, dicks, questionable relationships, overall rudeness, and coordinating. I will try not to forget the pokemon exist.

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“Oh, hey Ethan. What're you doing in the bathroom?”

“Taking a shower! What the fuck Blake?!”

Ethan was not used to roommates. Not at all. Travelling, sure. Communal showers, sure. Roommates and having to lock the door? Not at all.

So now he was sticking his head out the shower curtain, freaking out at one of his new, hopefully temporary, roommates, who had decided it was appropriate to come take a leak while he was showering.

“What, it's not a big deal. I won't flush on you, man.”

“That's not the point! The point is that you just... whip that out with another guy in the room!”

“Oh. Well, aren't you naked over there too? See, curtain between us. No big deal.”

Ethan fumed for a moment and hid back behind the curtain again, shoving his head beneath the faucet and trying to drown out the sound of Blake still peeing.

“No sense of shame!” he screamed suddenly, slamming his forehead into tile.

The door creaked open and Red's head poked in quietly, eyes narrowed at them both so that Ethan could feel his rage through the curtain.

“Oh. I think we woke him up.”

He hit his head again.