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What\'s Your Favorite?	By : LadyMoonStone Category: Gensomaden Saiyuki > Het - Male/Female Views: 1594 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-What's Your Favorite?
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A conversation I could see happening out of boredom, curiousity and a fair amount of drinking.

What's Your Favorite?

It was another night, in another room, in another inn, in another backwater town. All the liquor, for the most part, had been consumed. Every card game that could be thought of, or made up, had been played. And of course, the locals were the clean living type, early to bed, early to rise so there was no nightly entertainment to speak of. In short, there wasn't a fucking thing to do.

Not a fucking thing to do except watch the rings of smoke from his cigarette float toward the ceiling or stare at the faces of his companions, which Gojyo would find a hell of a lot more entertaining if they were hot chicks. This thought led to an epiphany and the epiphany led to the corners of his mouth curling into a devious smile.

" Gojyo, why are you smiling like that? " Hakkai asked while taking a sip of pungent amber liquid.

" Oh, no reason. Hey fellas, I was wonderin' if you would mind if I asked a couple of questions. "

" What kind of questions? " Hakkai said while eyeing Gojyo warily.

" Not anything bad, just somethin' I'm curious about, is all."

" Sure, I don't mind." Goku said around a bite of apple, a little curious himself.

Hakkai let out a resigned sigh. " Alright Gojyo. Ask your questions."

" Okay, but you gotta give an honest answer. No beating around the bush, agreed?

" Okay." Goku said, in a somewhat impatient tone.

Hakkai nodded. " Agreed."

While this was going on, Sanzo sat in his chair, irritably puffing away on his cigarette. He had already made up his mind. There was no way this side of hell that he was going to participate in this exercise in stupidity.

" Alrighty then, let's get started." Gojyo rubbed his hands together. " What's your favorite part of a woman's body? "

Hakkai mentally rolled his eyes. He just knew that this would be the nature of Gojyo's questions. But, he did say he would be honest and he didn't find the question that unsavory.

" Well, I happen to find the entire female form enticing, but if I had to choose, eyes are usually what I notice first. Followed by her smile and her hands. "

" B-O-R-I-N-G. Come on, Hakkai. Use your imagination. What about her body? "

" Oh. Well, um, to be honest...... I, um, happen to be quite partial to large, full breasts and wide, child-bearing hips. A voluptuous woman with a full, soft body, that is what I prefer. " Hakkai finished his reply with a look on his face Gojyo had never seen before. Almost predatory.

My, my. Was that lust playing across his face? Horny was not a word he would use to describe his best friend.

" Well, I guess I like big boobs and a nice butt. I like soft girls. And she's gotta smell nice, too. " Goku spoke up, around yet another bite of apple.

Gojyo was surprised. He didn't think Goku could answer the question at all. So, he did have thoughts that went beyond food and filling that bottomless pit he called a stomach.

" Really? Isn't there a certain little demon princess that fits that description? "

Goku turned beet red and stuck his middle finger up at Gojyo. He then threw his apple core at him and started in on another apple.

" My turn. Like Hakkai, I love the female form. With all of its curves, valleys, peaks and spaces in between. But, I consider myself an ass man.There's just something about watching a woman walk. That pretty, round, firm thing just looks so sweet to me. And legs, man oh man. Sexy legs that wrap around my waist. Ain't nothin' better than that."

" Pussy. "

Hakkai spit out his drink, Gojyo almost set his crotch on fire when he dropped his lit cigarette in his lap and Goku choked on the apple he was chewing on. They all stared in shocked unison at the monk at the end of the table.

" Why are you idiots staring at me like that? Did you guys really think I was still a virgin? I dragged my sorry ass all over China and back. Do you really think I would pass up a good fuck when the opportunity presented itself? Pink, hot, wet and tight. There's nothing better than THAT. " Sanzo replied angrily.

Hakkai laughed nervously. " Well Sanzo, you have to admit, this is a little shocking. It is rather hard to see you in that sort of light. "

" With a chick, anyway. " Gojyo said, behind a chuckle.

A shot whizzed past Gojyo's head, barely missing him by a fraction of an inch.

" What the fuck did ya do that for, you asshole monk? " Gojyo yelled.

" Let's get something straight. I am not not fucking gay, got it? Sanzo said as he cocked his gun for another shot.

" Yeah, yeah. I got it. I got it. "

" Okay, now that's settled. " Hakkai said after another bout of nervous laughter. " Why don't you ask the other question, Gojyo. "

" Okay. But I think the monkey should hit the sack. This is a question for adults. "

" What? Why can't I answer the question. What's so adult about it? " Goku asked innocently.

" Because, you stupid monkey, you have to have had sex in order to answer it. Now unless you have, take a powder. "

" Fine. Whatever, you perverted cockroach. " Goku got up from the table, yawned and plodded toward his room. Loud snoring followed soon after.

Gojyo grinned rather wickedly. " Now that it's just us big boys, here's the other question. What's your favorite sexual position? "

Hakkai coughed and blushed so deeply, Gojyo thought his ears would catch fire. Hakkai decided to answer the question honestly, took another sip of the liquor and went for it.

" Well, um, I would have to say the position I favor is when she is on top of me. I like that she controls how deep I can penetrate her, how she can control the pace, how she can control the way her hips move. It also allows my hands to explore her body freely. Not to mention, I can stimulate her clitoris and this position also aids in achieving a g-spot orgasm. "

" Very nice, 'Kai. You live to please, don't you? "

" Well, my pleasure is derived by hers. Isn't that how it should be? "

" Yeah, you're right. That's definitely how it should be. Now, it's my turn. Being the ass man that I am, my favorite is doggie-style, of course. I love seeing her ass jiggle with every thrust. And being able to reach all those deep, sweet spots while stroking her clit and hearing her moans. Nothing else compares. "

" Her on top of me, taking all of my cock inside her and riding me into oblivion. " Sanzo replied simply.

" Not exactly the romantic type, are you Sanzo? "

" A good fuck has nothing to do with love or romance. A good fuck is just that. A good fuck. "

" That's true enough, I suppose. " Hakkai concurred sadly.

" Alright. That's enough of this bullshit for one night. We have to leave early if we plan to make it to the next town before nightfall. " Sanzo said, getting up from the table and walking toward his room.

" Yes, I agree. Goodnight. " Hakkai left his place at the table as Hakuryuu landed on his shoulder as he made his way to his room.

" Yeah, 'night all. " Gojyo left his place at the table and rambled toward his room.

" Still can't imagine you with a chick, though. " Gojyo said to himself.

Another shot whizzed past his head.

" What was that, you perverted cockroach? " Sanzo growled from behind the silver barrel of his gun.

" Nothing, nothing. Damn. "

" That's what I thought. "
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