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Welcome to We're Crazy!

We're Crazy is a story project of mine featuring many cast members from the Hetalia series as mental patients, nurses, and therapists. Each arc is essentially a stand alone story, but readers are free to connect them should they wish. I'm not going to pretend the Hetalia characters aren't just a bunch of sluts.~

This chapter is sort of a false start chapter that goes at the beginning of all the We're Crazy Arcs, showing you who's doing what in the hospital and how it all works. This is a required chapter, not that you really have to read it just that it helps with a lot of understanding of how they're all connected to each other.

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Patient: Matthew Williams

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 23

Therapist: Francis Bonnefoy

Diagnosis:

Separation Anxiety, avoidant personality disorder,

Notes: Patient may be suicidal, but please do not bring this up directly to the patient as he becomes disruptive and upset.

His twin brother, Alfred F. Jones is also currently recovering in this facility.

Matthew was visiting therapist Francis Bonnefoy for two years before he willingly entered the facility six months ago.

Group #:

1

Grade:

I

Notes: Patient does not need supervision and can be trusted to get to group activities and therapy on his own. Only required supervision is when the patient is travelling with other patients.

Level:

III

Notes: Patient is allowed to leave the facility on certain field trips, yet has refused most offers and prefers to trade these field trips in for extra visiting ours with his therapist.

Inpatient date:

July 1^st

Expected Outpatient Date:

TBA

Incident report:

July 20^th 10:00

~~Patient is missing from his bedroom. Signed: AKirkland~~

July 20^th 10:10

Patient was located… In his bedroom. Cancel last incident report. Signed: AKirkland

August 15^th13:45

Patient was sat upon by Grade IV Ivan Braginski, patient did not notify staff until 40 minutes into group (That is to say Gilbert notified staff, and Matthew nodded at us when we got Ivan to stand up), patient is uninjured. Signed: TorisL

August 16^th 13:45

Repeat incident. Signed: Beilschmidt

August 17^th 13:40

Repeat incident. Signed: Beilschmidt

August 18^th 13:00

Repeat incident, Ivan Braginski transferred to Group 2. Signed: AKirkland

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Patient: Gilbert Beilschmidt

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 27

Therapist: Arthur Kirkland

Diagnosis:

Extreme Narcissism and mild Megalomania

Notes: The patient will tell you he's awesome/is the best etc. please do not react either positively or negatively, because he takes everything as positive when directed at him or doesn't take you seriously. Patient also occassionally attempts to intimidate. Patient is very good at getting groups together.

Group #:

1

Grade:

I

Notes: Patient does not need supervision and can be trusted to get to group activities and therapy on his own. Only required supervision is when the patient is travelling with other patients.

Level:

IIII

Notes: Patient is allowed to leave the facility on fieldtrips, as well as travel to other floors without supervision, he is able to be trusted supervising certain other patients.

Inpatient date:

February 25^th

Expected Outpatient Date:

TBA

Incident report:

February 27^th 12:00

Patient attempted to lead a revolt against the cafeteria staff, because they serve bad food. Signed: AKirkland

August 15^th13:45

Patient alerted staff to the fact that patient Ivan Braginski was sitting on patient Matthew Williams. Signed: TorisL

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Patient: Feliciano Vargas

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 20

Therapist: Roderich Edelstein

Diagnosis:

??

Notes: The patient is incapable of taking care of himself in day to day life, he also has a tendency to be unable to accept tragedy (Either distancing himself from it or denying it exists all together)

Group #:

1

Grade:

I

Notes: This patient is completely harmless, however he does require supervision or else he forgets to come to activities.

Level:

III

Notes: Allowed to leave on some fieldtrips, and can be trusted on other floors.

Inpatient date:

September 2^nd

Expected Outpatient Date:

Possible permanent patient

Incident report:

<empty>

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Patient: Romano Vargas

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 20

Therapist: Roderich Edelstein

Diagnosis:

Anti-social personality disorder(ICD-10), Aggression problems, trust issues

Notes: Prone to outbursts of a verbal nature.

Group #:

1

Grade:

II

Notes: Patient has been known to verbally attack people, does need to be supervised with new patients as he may have panic attacks.

Level:

II

Notes: Patient is allowed to choose how to spend his freetime, patient is allowed to spend time on other floors under supervision.

Inpatient date:

September 2^nd

Expected Outpatient Date:

TBA

Incident report:

September 3^rd 13:00

Patient was verbally abusive towards members in the cafeteria at lunch.

September 3^rd 14:00

Patient was verbally abusive towards members in group.

September 3^rd 17:00

Patient was verbally abusive in freetime, when another patient became violent he ran away into his room and refuses to leave.

September 3^rd 20:00

Patient was removed from the cafeteria after having an altercation with the server about what real spaghetti was.

September 3^rd 21:00

Patient refused to go to bed.

<The report continues like this until September 10^th>

September 10^th 20:00

Please stop reporting the verbal altercation incidents, this report will be filled to the brim otherwise. Only report significant incidents. Signed: AKirkland

Group 2

Patient: Alfred F. Jones

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 23

Therapist: Arthur Kirkland

Diagnosis:

Hero complex, random unexplainable acts of violence, paranoia, disassociation

Notes: Patient is prone to expecting new people are dangerous in some way, please make sure greetings are done at a fair distance as he may lash out. Patient may deny doing something that he has done, however other patients have caught on to this and now have a habit of blaming him for things he has not done. Refer to security tape in cases of emergency. Patient is very strong and at times does need to be sedated to be brought down, do not approach him if he is in a rage.

His twin brother, Matthew Williams is also a patient (entered approximately three months after Alfred did).

Group #:

2

Grade:

II

Notes: Patient is not allowed to have projectiles, such as pens and pencils(and paper). Please lock patient's door at night. Patient requires supervision with certain other patients, as well as new patients. Other patients include: Kiku Honda, and Ivan Braginski. ~~If the patient ever claims to have done something heroic, please demote him to level I.~~ (Arthur please do not write your personal feelings in the files.)

Level:

II

Notes: Patient is allowed to choose how to spend his freetime, patient is allowed to spend time on other floors under supervision.

Inpatient date:

March 20^th

Expected Outpatient Date:

TBA

Incident report:

May 15^th 15:00

Patient picked up and threw a chair at patient Ivan Braginski. Signed: AKirkland

May 16^th 14:00

Patient threw a pencil with paper wrapped around it that had "nuke :)" written on it at Ivan, patient is no longer allowed to have pencils. Signed: AKirkland

May 17^th 20:00

Patient claims to have attempted to "infiltrate" Ivan's bedroom, Ivan retaliated physically. Patient now requires supervision with Ivan Braginski, please lock his door at night. Signed: AKirkland

June 1^st 2:00

Patient attempted to infiltrate Kiku Honda's room, apparently more than once in the past several days, and has been leaving him notes which say "Claimed:)" and "We should be buddies:)", patient now requires supervision with Kiku Honda, and please remember to lock his door at night. Signed: Lizzie

June 3^rd 5:00

Patient broke the lock on his door, exited his room, threw every chair in the lounge over, and had to be taken down with sedative. Signed: Beilschmidt

August 15^th 14:00

Patient threw several wadded up pieces of paper at Ivan. Signed: AKirkland

August 16^th 14:00

Repeat incident, patient also threatened to throw a table at Ivan, stating he would continue to "defend the weak" until Ivan was brought to justice. Signed: AKirkland

September 20^th 12:00

Prior to group, Francis Bonnefory entered the facility to have an early meeting with Matthew, Alfred claimed that he had "concealed weapons", and attempted to- "Search" him. Signed: AKirkland

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Patient: Feliks Łukasiewicz

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 26

Therapist: Roderich Edelstein

Diagnosis:

Histrionic personality disorder,

Notes: Patient is a chronic crossdresser. Patient, while refusing that he is trangendered, refuses to dress in appropriate male attire unless it is very feminine is style.

Group #:

2

Grade:

I

Notes: Patient is harmless, yet seems to do a good job of frustrating his roommate as well as other patients.

Level:

IIII

Notes: Patient is allowed to leave the facility on fieldtrips, as well as travel to other floors without supervision, is allowed to supervise other patients even though this is not recommended.

Inpatient date:

September 1^st

Expected Outpatient Date:

Patient has expressed in staying committed permanently.

Incident report:

<empty>

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Patient: Ivan Braginski

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 25

Therapist: (NONE)

Diagnosis:

Violent psychopath, underlying fear of relationships, PTSD

Notes: This patient was brought to the wing at age 20 after being found guilty of murdering his parents, as well as an aunt and uncle. Patient underwent many psychological tests and was found unfit to return to society. Patient appears to have been heavily abused at some point in his life, this being apparent from heavy scarring to the patient's chest, back, and neck.

WARNING: Do not attempt to view the scars, patient will become violent.

Patient is known to have nightmares, however approaching the patient in nightmare state is not encouraged as he may lash out unexpectedly. Do not attempt to handle this patient. Any attempt to remove this patient's scarf will result in violence.

Group #:

1 2

Grade:

IV

Notes: This patient must be under constant supervision (This does not apply to any time between lights out and 6:00 as the patient does stay in his room without any problems), any sign of agitation should be taken as serious. Do not leave this patient alone with any other patient at any time.

Level:

I

Notes: No outside items may be given to the patient at any time (The only allowances are his coat and his scarf). Patient is not permitted to leave the main floor. The patient must have a structured freetime, with constant supervision.

Inpatient date:

December 25^th

Expected Outpatient Date:

Indefinitely Committed

Incident report:

December 25^th 24:00

Patient woke from a nightmare, became violent and hit a nightstaff worker. Worker is on indefinite vacation. Patient will need to be restrained. Signed: Emerg Tech

December 30^st 13:00

Patient refused to go to group, somehow obtained a pipe, then used it as a weapon, extreme restrictions put into place, and patient was placed in solitary for 3 hours. Signed: Beilschmidt

January 15^th 20:00

Patient attempted to acquire several bedrooms besides his own, claiming they were his own now, and became very quiet when he was sent back to his room. Signed: TorisL

January 16^th 8:20

Patient was witnessed muttering to himself when asked to come for breakfast; he then replied that he would not be eating. When left to his devices the patient punched a hole into his wall, came into the cafeteria, bullied several patients out of their chairs, and then attempted to remove the breakfast supervisor from the room with extreme force. Supervisor is on an indefinite vacation. Signed: Beilschmidt

March 31^st 18:00

A worker attempted to remove the patient's scarf as a punishment; worker was assaulted and received serious head trauma as well as several other wounds. Added warning about removal of patient's scarf/coat. Signed: AKirkland

December 25^th (Yr2) 23:50

Patient was incredibly difficult all day, including violent outbreaks, posturing, whispering things into other patient's ears, and refusing to cooperate with others. Day ended with the patient going to bed earlier than the other patients. Signed: Lizzie

December 30^th(Yr2) 15:00

Patient had to be removed to solitary for 7 hours; patient was disruptive and violent most of the day, uttering threats, and being particularly inappropriate with nurse Toris. Signed: AKirkland

Repeat incidents occur on the 25^th and 30^th for the next several years.

February 20^th(Yr4) 12:00

Patient asked to no longer be restrained during sleep, sighting that it was preventing him from sleeping. Since no incidents have occurred in the past few years, this was granted. (This is not so much an incident report as an update to his restrictions) Signed: TorisL

May 15^th(Yr4) 15:00

Another patient (Alfred F. Jones) threw a chair at the patient, though the patient did not react. Signed: AKirkland

May 16^th(Yr4) 14:00

Alfred once again threw something at the patient, this time it was a piece of paper wrapped around a pencil. Signed: AKirkland

May 17^th (Yr4) 20:00

Alfred attempted to enter the patient's room. Patient responded violently and was sent to solitary for two hours. Signed: AKirkland

August 15^th(Yr4) 13:45

Patient sat on Matthew Williams for 45 minutes, Matthew is unharmed. Signed: TorisL

August 15^th(Yr4) 14:00

Alfred threw several wadded up pieces of paper at the patient, who threw several of them back. Signed: AKirkland

August 16^th (Yr4) 13:45

Repeat incident. (See August 15^th 13:45) Signed: Beilschmidt

August 16^th (Yr4) 14:00

Repeat incident (See August 15^th 14:00), the patient was also threatened with a table, the patient responded that he would throw a car for every table thrown at him. Signed: AKirkland

August 17^th (Yr4) 13:40

Repeat incident (See August 15^th 13:45). Signed: Beilschmidt

August 18^th (Yr4) 13:00

Repeat incident, Patient transferred to Group 2. Signed: AKirkland

There are no incidents in December of year 5.

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Group 3

Patient: Yan Huo Qing

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 21

Therapist: Yao Wang

Diagnosis:

Impulse control disorder (Subsect Pyromania)

Notes:

Do not let this patient have anything flamable, he seems to be able to set anything on fire at any time. (The only thing he is allowed to have is his note/drawing book.) Even after two years there has been no progress with this patient.

Group #:

3

Grade:

II

Notes: Within his first week of being admitted to the hospital the patient set several items on fire, consider every item you give to him, other than that this patient is harmless.

Level:

II

Notes: Patient is allowed to choose how to spend his freetime, patient is allowed to spend time on other floors under supervision.

Inpatient date:

July 1^st

Expected Outpatient Date:

Possible perminent patient

Incident report:

July 1^st 20:00

Patient somehow set his curtains on fire, patient was unable to explain how.

July 2^nd 13:15

During a group activity the patient set a piece of paper on fire.

July 3^rd 18:30

Patient set a napkin on fire.

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Patient: Kiku Honda

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 29

Therapist: Yao Wang

Diagnosis:

Agoraphobia

Notes: Patient took two years to begin leaving his room, patient now leaves his room at small bursts at a time to eat and attend group. Do not force this patient to leave his room.

Group #:

3

Grade:

I

Notes: Patient does not need supervision and can be trusted to get to group activities and therapy on his own. Patient is harmless, rarely displays displeasure, and needs very little supervision.

Level:

IIII

Notes: Patient is allowed to leave the facility on fieldtrips, as well as travel to other floors without supervision, he is able to be trusted supervising other patients. (Patient, however, has refused to go on fieldtrips or leave the main floor other than to go to the cafeteria for meals on occassion)

Inpatient date:

August 9^th

Expected Outpatient Date:

Patient has expressed a wish to stay in the facility perminantly

Incident report:

<empty>

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Patient: Heracles Karpusi

Sex: Ⓜ/F

Age: 28

Therapist: None

Diagnosis:

Narcolepsy

Notes: Patient does not respond to therapy and has therefore opted out as of two years after his initial in-patient date. Patient is unable to function in normal society due to a lack of responce to medication. Do not attempt to awaken the patient when he is sleeping, it usually results in failure.

Group #:

3

Grade:

1

Notes: Patient does not require supervision. Patient does need help getting to group and therapy activities.

Level:

IIII

Notes: Patient is allowed to leave the facility on fieldtrips, as well as travel to other floors without supervision, he is able to be trusted supervising certain other patients. (Side note: This patient rarely attends fieldtrips)

Inpatient date:

February 3^rd

Expected Outpatient Date:

Perminent Resident

Incident report:

<empty>
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