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Hard Dreamer	By : RavenQuill Category: +M to R > One Piece Views: 4914 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own One piece in any way or the characters created by Eiichiro Oda. This story is made for fun alone and in no way makes me any money, nor should it.

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Sanji loved the ladies. There wasn't much more to say. He wanted to do everything for them, he wanted to hug them, serve them and feed them.

But he had never thought about having sex with them.

Sanji often tried, the sight of Nami and Robin in their outrageously revealing tank tops brought him immense joy, but it did not give him an erection.

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It was strange in itself. Sanji couldn't ever remember looking at magazines or picture of his female crewmates to get it up. In fact, the only times Sanji got hard, were occasionally in the morning. No matter how much he filled his mind with mental imagery of a naked Robin and Nami, he could never bring himself to imagine doing anything to their naked, soft bodies. And he never got erect from those mental images.

Sanji assumed that his "arousal" had to come from sexual dreams he had in the night, but he could never remember them when he woke up.

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This morning was no exception. Sanji woke up before everyone else to make breakfast, and lo and behold, the chef realized he would have to take a shower before he cooked. Mentally thanking fate that he was always the first to wake up, Sanji grabbed his clothes and locked himself in the luxurious bathroom of the Sunny. Sanji stood under the cold water for almost five minutes, waiting for the erection to subside.

Sadly, it did not, so Sanji attempted the hands-on approach.

Sanji wasn't saying that it didn't feel good. It really did, it just wasn't as mind-blowing as he had been told it should be. His mind was blank, and he just watched his hand slide up and down his throbbing erection, hoping he would come soon so he could prepare breakfast.
The cook watched precum drip from the head, looking at the white drops stick to his pale, nimble hands.

it's horrible... I prepare food with these... how can I feed Nami-swan and Robin-Chan with the same hands?

Sanji felt himself getting closer to his limit. 'ugh...Hhnnmm...' Closing his eyes, Sanji tried to think about Nami-swan or Robin-chan to hasten his release. Instead, it backfired, he felt disgusting to think of his precious crewmates in this situation.

I'll just clear my mind. I'll hurry it up, and make some pancakes for breakfast.

After clearing his mind, Sanji grunted low as he came. He exhaled in relief as the erection subsided in his hand, and he hurriedly washed off the sticky release and finished his shower.

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Sanji's mind settled at the rhythm of cutting fruit. I wonder why I can't get hard when I try, but still wake up that way in the morning...

He pushed the fruits into the whipped cream, cutting up various decorative fruits into stars and hearts to top of the fruit desert.

I wonder what I dream of... I wish I could remember...

Sanji sighed, wondering if Franky could make some kind of dream recorder. The cook shook his head angrily, no way. There was not a chance in hell that he would take a chance on anyone else seeing his fantasies. whatever they might be.

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the pancakes were a great success, Luffy claimed how they were his favorite breakfast, Robin and Nami complimented the fruit desert and Franky made a serious of gestures emphasizing how "SUUUPERR" the this breakfast was. Sanji was flattered at the compliments, but still pre occupied with his troubles since this morning, and thus, not as excited as normally over Nami's compliments.

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"Sanji!" Chopper entered the kitchen while Sanji was cleaning up after breakfast. "Are you feeling sick?" the ever vigilant doctor asked, his round eyes heavy with suspicion.

"Huh? Oh, no." Sanji replied, drying off his hands. "I just... didn´t sleep to well." Sanji assured the youngest member of the crew, lighting himself a cigarette.

"Why not? Sleep paralysis? Snoring? Swollen kidneys?" Chopper asked, the concern in his voice not lightening at all.

Sanji smiled awkwardly. "no no, It's just dreams. Dreams." Sanji waved off the little deer man. "nothing physical"

"What kind of dreams? Nightmares?" Chopper asked, tugging on Sanji's apron. "If it's night terrors you could have a bad case of-"

Sanji cut off the little doctor. "It's not bad dreams, just... dreams I can't remember, and the fact that I can't is bothering me."

"You have trouble remembering your dreams?" Chopped blinked cutely. Sanji had already firmly decided not to tell Chopper that they were sexual dreams, nothing in the world would make him say that out loud to the little reindeer man.

"Yes. It's starting to bother me." Sanji put out his cigarette, turning back to the dishes.

"If that is all-" Chopped jumped onto the counter. "I can make you some medicine to make you more alert in your REM state!" Chopper clapped his hands. "It will make you more alert and you will remember your dreams. " Chopped smiled big. "Would you like that, Sanji?"

Sanji thought about it for a moment. It would help to know what to masturbate too when in the shower. It would go faster, and he wouldn't be as bothered by it.

"Yes. I would like that Chopper." Sanji smiled to the doctor, who immediately jumped down to the floor, running outside the kitchen.

"I'll go make some right now!" As soon as Chopper ran out the door, he fell back inside with a sharp cry of surprise. "AH!"

Sanji looked over, ready to fight in case it was an enemy attack.

"Oh, Sorry Chopper." Zoro droned as he helped Chopped back to his small stubby feet. "where are you running off to?"

"Oh hey Zoro!" Chopped smiled big. "I'm going to make some medicine for Sanji!" and with that, the little deer man ran off, leaving the two Strawhats with an awkward silence.

Zoro walked into the kitchen, crossing his arms over his broad, bandaged chest. "Are you feeling sick?" The swordsman asked in his normal, carelessly droning voice.

Sanji frowned. "Not really, just having troubles sleeping." The cook added, for some reason, it even annoyed him when the swordsman was trying to be civil. "It's none of your business, Marimo."

"Well, forget it then, Love-Cook." The swordsman growled at his crewmate. "I came here for something to drink"

"There's Iced Tea in the fridge." Sanji said without even looking at the swordsman. "The large green one is for you. Touch the ones with the hearts and I'll kick your nose in, Mosshead."

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"So all I need to do is drink this before bed?" Sanji crouched in front of the tiny doctor, taking the bottle from his little hooves. "and I will remember what I dreamt?"

"no no!" Chopper hurriedly corrected. "You need to drink it about ten minutes before bed, and you will have much better control of your dreams!"

Sanji looked at the purple liquid. "more control?"

"Yes. Don't worry, it's nothing too big. You will just be much more aware of yourself in the dream, and if you are lucky, you might be fully aware that you are dreaming!" Chopper said cheerfully "Don't worry, in case you have a nightmare, you aren't going to suffer any negative side effects, and since you will know you are dreaming, it will be much less scary!"

"ooooh? That's amazing." Sanji took the bottle. "You are one hell of a doctor Chopper."

"Aaahh.... don't compliment me you BASTARD..." Chopper danced awkwardly, walking away to go to bed.

Sanji looked at the bottle. This was the answer. now I can know.

Sanji made sure everyone was asleep before he took his pillow and sheet and moved his sleeping quarters to the infirmary.

"Oi... cook."

The drowsy voice caused Sanji to stop dead in his tracks. He had forgotten that Zoro was on guard duty that night "W-what?" The blond turned to the swordsman awkwardly. The small bottle hidden between his fingers.

"What are you doing out here? You are supposed to be sleeping." Zoro frowned suspiciously at Sanji, looking at the sheets and pillows.

"Eh.... That idiot captain is snoring so loudly, I can't fall asleep." Sanji lied without hesitation. Then again, it wasn't a lie, Luffy was snoring like a lion in there.

"oh... well, where are you going?"

"I was just going to sleep in the infirmary." Sanji said, gesturing to the infirmary. "I need the sleep. I slept bad last night." This was a lie, but how the hell should Zoro know?

Zoro seemed to be evaluating if he allowed this turn of events. Sanji got pissed off at the look on the Marimo's face.

"Why the hell do I need your permission to sleep in the infirmary, idiot?" Sanji frowned at the swordsman. "Go muscle train or nap or whatever it is you do when you are supposed to be on guard duty!" With that, the cook stormed off to the infirmary, slamming the door after him.

Why the hell did that shitty-swordsman get on his nerves so much? well, it didn't matter. Sanji checked to see if the swordsman was gone, and true enough, he was climbing up into the crow's nest.

Good riddance. Sanji thought to himselfas he swallowed the contents of the medicine Chopper had given him, and used up his ten minutes to set up his bed. After then minutes were up, the blond found himself drifting to sleep.

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When Sanji opened his eyes, he was staring into the blue sunny sky. He felt wind on his face, and grass brushing against his fingers. He sat up, and noticed he was sitting on the middle of the grassy lawn of Sunny.

"wow" The chef said to himself, looking around on the ship. "This is so real... Am I really dreaming?" Sanji stood up, seeking out his crewmates. "OIII! LUFFY!?" Sanji called out, and received no answer. "Maybe they are downstairs.."

The chef searched the ship high and low, but didn't find a trace of anyone onboard. "This sucks." Sanji grumbled angrily, lighting himself a cigarette. "but then again, I guess it´s also convenient. I'll find Nami-Swan and Robin-Chan and make some use of this dream." The chef walked to the library, hoping to meet Robin there.
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