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Meowth Yeets James's Meat With His Feline Feet	By : xandermartin98 Category: Pokemon > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 827 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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MEOWTH YEETS JAMES'S MEAT WITH HIS NEAT FELINE FEET
by XanderMartin98
During a seemingly ordinary night, at roughly 12:00 AM (midnight), in the second story of the excessively large two-story house that James, Jessie and Meowth had been living in, Jessie was deeply sleeping atop the bed that her thoroughly night-lit bedroom contained while James was almost-as-deeply sleeping atop the bed that his even-more-thoroughly night-lit bedroom contained. Naturally enough, Jessie and James (whose heads basically were the only parts of their bodies that were not underneath/beneath the blankets of their beds) needed the sleep that they had been getting quite a bit due to how much "professional" villainy they had been indulging in, which was why all of the phones that their house contained were completely muted while all of the computers and televisions that their house contained (not counting the Central Nervous Super-Computers that were inside the brains of their house's occupants due to how cartoonish the world that they lived in was) were completely off. Meowth, however, had gotten superpower-giving drugs that caused extremely long-lasting effects injected into himself in the process of the aforementioned villainy that Jessie and James had been indulging in and therefore was both able to shrink and enlarge himself like Ant-Man, fly like Superman, and absorb and discharge electricity like Cole MacGrath AND filled with so much kinetic energy that he was almost-completely unable to sleep as Jessie and James slept.
"Why...WHY do Jessie and James force me to endure SO much abuse while giving SUCH a pitifully small amount of emotional support to me as they do so?" Meowth horrified-lookingly clutched his head with both of his hands and tremblingly thought to himself while being curled up into a fetus-shaped ball on the pink-carpet-having floor of the deeply asleep and nothing-but-pink-boxer-shorts-wearing James's extremely pink, purple, plush-animals-containing and glitter-paint-featuring bedroom and thankfully having his normal size as he did so. Meanwhile, all of the other Pokemon(s) that James's/Jessie's house contained already had gone into their completely soundproof Pokeballs and fallen completely asleep like good boys and girls of many different ages.
"What is going on inside their HEADS?" Meowth got back up onto his feet, annoyed-lookingly placed his hands onto his hips, and confusedly thought to himself while disapprovingly shaking his head back and forth as he did so. Meanwhile, James was face-uply and deeply-asleeply lying atop his bed and was quite-vividly dreaming about having sex with Meowth as he did so.
Naturally enough, inside the frontmost part of James's brain, Angelic James and Demonic James were sitting in their James's-brain-operating seats (AJ's JBO seat was in James's "left brain" while DJ's JBO seat was in James's "right brain", despite the fact that James's brain was a quite-literally hollow one) and were disgustedly-yet-amusedly watching James's aforementioned bestiality-involving dream on the remarkably big screen of James's Central Nervous Super-Computer while having both the sizes of quite small ants and their very own utterly adorable little pairs of wings (just like Angelic Meowth, Demonic Meowth, Angelic Jessie and Demonic Jessie) as they did so. Meanwhile, even-more-deeply inside James's head, the surprisingly numerous brain cells that James's CNSC contained were quite-intensely glowing due to how excited said dream increasingly-obviously was causing James to become.
"WOW, AJ; you and I really do live inside James's head with SUCH poise despite the fact that James is an utterly revolting PANSY who quite-literally wants to have sex with his own cat!" DJ crossed his arms over his chest and far-too-merrily told AJ while intensely laughing as he did so.
"I want to die." AJ flatly told DJ while almost-speechlessly shaking his head back and forth and looking hilariously-extremely traumatized due to what he was forcing himself to watch as he did so.
"HMM…perhaps I should literally go INTO James's head and see what is going on in his brain myself..." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and blushingly-yet-smirkingly thought to himself as he quite-clearly heard James moaning "OH, yeah; PLEASE don't stop fucking me, darling!" to himself. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, Angelic Meowth and Demonic Meowth, who operated Meowth's hollow and CNSC-containing brain in exactly the same way in which AJ and DJ operated James's equally hollow and CNSC-containing brain, already were arguing with each other about the very simple question that "Should Meowth sneak into James's brain while James is asleep?" was while sitting in their Meowth's-brain-operating seats as they did so.
"Well, if it's going to make him and James happy, then he probably should do it…" DM depressedly sighed and shrugged and then reluctantly told AM, causing AM to stick his tongue out and wince in disgust as the plan that was being displayed as Comic Sans text on the screen of Meowth's one of the Team Rocket Trio's thought-displayer-featuring CNSCs suddenly got "make James want to have sex with me" added to itself by the devilishly grinning Meowth (who already was crossing his arms over his chest, looking directly at you, and increasingly-excitedly nodding his head at you as DM and AM spoke to each other inside his increasingly dirty-thought-filled brain).
"Do you even REALIZE how much of an invasion of James's privacy you and I currently are talking about or how much brain damage Meowth will become able to give to James if he actually does manage to successfully sneak into James's brain?" AM threw his arms out beside himself and aggravatedly asked DM while DM closed-eyes-havingly smirked and nodded his head.
"Of COURSE I do, ya FOOL! Why ELSE would I ever end up wanting to send Meowth into the head of that utterly pompous PEACOCK as much as I currently do? Do YOU even realize how much Meowth is going to ENJOY finally getting to do some good old-fashioned playing with James's brain after how much time he has wasted by basically being nothing but James's pathetic little sidekick? Calling the type of experience that I currently am talking about 'cathartic' would barely even BEGIN to describe it!" DM crossed his arms over his chest and snickeringly told AM.
"The type of playing that you currently want Meowth to do with James's brain does NOT involve Meowth intentionally giving a death-causingly large amount of damage to it so that James will die, right?" AM audibly gulped and then tremblingly asked DM while looking extremely worried as he did so.
"WHAT?! Of COURSE not! I mostly just want Meowth to turn James into one of his foot sex slaves in order to make sure that James properly understands how utterly degrading being one of HIS lowly pets is!" DM blushingly-and-sweatingly told AM while AM disgustedly shook his head back and forth and sighed.
"Well, don't blame ME if the thing that we are about to cause Meowth to do causes at LEAST one utterly HORRIFIC disaster to happen during this story, alright?" AM regretfully warned DM as he and DM readied themselves to speak directly into Meowth's CNSC after activating its "Inner Voice(s)" feature.
"Meowth, please answer this question with your mind rather than answering it with your mouth: are you able to hear me speaking to you right now?" AM asked Meowth while Meowth confusedly looked around himself in order to hopefully find out where his own voice suddenly was coming from.
"Yes; in fact, you seem to quite-literally be inside my brain right now!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, nodded his head, and amazed-lookingly thought to himself (AM and DM, just like AJ, DJ, Angelic Jessie, and Demonic Jessie, were able to hear quite a few of the thoughts of the cartoon character whose brain they incredibly-cartoonishly were inside). "Are you my inner-"
"Yes; I am your inner angel, and my name is Angelic Meowth. In fact, your inner demon, whose name is Demonic Meowth, currently is sitting right next to me, and due to the fact that he and I have been operating the Central Nervous Super-Computer that he and I currently are sitting in front of in your brain's control room for QUITE a while, he and I already have seen FAR too much of what currently is going on inside your head that thankfully changes the sizes of him and I accordingly whenever its size changes." AM told Meowth, causing Meowth to intensely blush and depressedly sigh while DM very-amusedly giggled.
"In other words, AM and I already have seen (starts doing an impression of Sitting in a Tree) James and Meowth sleeping together and HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER!" DM intensely-teasingly told Meowth, causing both him and AM to gleefully laugh at Meowth while Meowth covered his glowingly red face with his hands and humiliatedly-but-quietly whimpered and trembled.
"I do NOT want to have SEX with James, okay?! I just want to have FUN with James! I definitely am NOT gay!" Meowth frantically waved his hands back and forth in front of himself and horrified-lookingly thought to himself while AM and DM continued laughing at the poor little thing that he was.
"Oh, for the love of God, WHY are the two of you acting like a pair of homophobes who think that the fact that I want James to give some good old-fashioned French kissing and foot licking to me in order to prove that he actually DOES love me every bit as much as he says that he does makes me a completely pathetic freak whose only real purpose is causing people to laugh at him?!" Meowth tightly closed his eyes, even-more-tightly clutched his intensely aching head with both of his hands, and indignantly thought to himself. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM crossed their arms over their chests and smirkingly shook their heads back and forth due to how utterly foolish and petulant Meowth far-too-clearly was being.
"HMM...let's see here...well, for STARTERS, James is a human while you basically are his CAT! Everyone has a brain that contains a Central Nervous Super-Computer in the world that you and I currently live in, and even in the real world, ANYONE can QUITE-easily figure out why having sex with properly domesticated animals, let alone basically wild animals such as you, is one of THE most utterly disgusting things that humans can do in both this world AND the real world!" AM disgustedly sneered at Meowth while Meowth completely-agreeingly nodded his head and sighed.
"More importantly, James is supposed to be in love with Jessie right now! Can you even IMAGINE how angry Jessie seeing YOU playing with the penis of that narcissistic pansy currently would cause her to become? She quite-possibly would attempt to literally KILL you, Meowth!" DM angrily-but-frightenedly warned Meowth while Meowth self-hatingly continued nodding his head.
"Well, at least the superpowers that I currently have hopefully will enable me to easily avoid getting killed by Jessie if she actually DOES try to kill me…" Meowth reassuringly thought to himself while AM and DM exasperatedly face-palmed themselves due to how completely Meowth was missing the point of them warning him about how much Jessie hated getting cheated on.
"WELL, even if you, Jessie, and James somehow ARE all still alive when the utterly horrific meltdown that you far-too-probably are going to end up causing Jessie to experience when she inevitably finds out about how much you want James to thrust his kosher wiener into your REAR end is over, Jessie and James definitely WILL break up with each other and cause both your life and their lives to COMPLETELY fall apart in a practically irreparable way in the process!" AM rolled his eyes, threw his arms out beside himself, and extremely-angry-soundingly warned Meowth.
"Well, I mean...if Jessie's brain actually DOES contain a Central Nervous Super-Computer, then I basically WOULD be completely able to simply go into Jessie's brain and then immediately remove the fact that my current amount of wanting to play with James's penis probably is at LEAST as large as hers from the memory banks that her brain contains if she saw me having sex with him, right?" Meowth shruggingly thought to himself, causing AM and DM to extremely-depressedly sigh and very-disappointedly shake their heads back and forth.
"Because the sight that you have just mentioned would be a quite-literally unforgettable one, the correct answer of the question that you have just given to us unfortunately is NO." DM listlessly told Meowth while Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and quite-worriedly readied himself to deliver another surprisingly thoughtful and interesting question to AM and DM.
"What about me going into Jessie's brain right now and then making her in love with someone who isn't me or James by literally pushing her buttons? Will THAT work?" Meowth scratched his head with his hands and curiously thought to himself, causing AM and DM to shake their heads back and forth while very-disappointedly sighing due to how much of a selfish jerk they had been living inside the head of as they did so.
"Nope; Jessie currently has her ACTUAL heart set on James and is one of THE most stubborn people that are on this planet, so the only Pokemon character who can properly change her mind about who she is in love with at THIS point is her!" AM depressedly told Meowth.
"Well, what about the miniature Jessies that presumably live inside Jessie's head? Can THEY cause her TO change her mind about who she is in love with?" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and even-more-curiously thought to himself while AM and DM snickeringly nodded their heads.
"Yes, but not by simply playing with the giant computer that her brain also contains; even if they DID currently want to do the thing that you have just asked us about, they would have to TALK to her, and they would have to do so in a way that...well...touches her heart." AM crossed his arms over his chest and boredly told Meowth while DM even-more-boredly continued nodding his head.
"Oh, COME on, AM; do you REALLY expect me to believe that the 'heart touching' thing that you have just told me about is real and not just a joke that you and DM have made up? How freaking stupid do you think that I am?!" Meowth rolled his eyes, threw his arms out beside himself, and exasperatedly thought to himself while AM and DM looked at each other and smirkingly nodded their heads.
"I think that YOU currently need to answer a FAR more interesting pair of questions, Meowth; do you want to apologize for what you have just said to AM RIGHT now, or do you want me and him to push your brain's EXTREMELY real self-destruction buttons? Do you want to stop pretending that you are the one of the three of us who currently has the largest amount of brain-related knowledge, or do you want to start being DEAD?" DM teasingly asked Meowth while devilishly grinning as he did so. After hearing DM talking about wanting to kill him by causing his AM-and-DM-containing brain to destroy itself, Meowth horrified-lookingly trembled and audibly gulped while AM and DM increasingly-excited-soundingly began counting down from "ten" to "zero".
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M FREAKING SORRY! I'LL BELIEVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THAT YOU TELL ME FROM NOW ON! JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! PLEE-HEE-HEE-HEASE!" Meowth got down onto his knees, tightly closed his eyes, even-more-tightly clutched his head with both of his hands, and demented-soundingly thought to himself as the countdown that AM and DM had just started inside his head thankfully stopped at "five" due to the extremely pathetic but oddly endearing obedience that he was showing to them.
Once Meowth had finally finished calming himself down and getting back up onto his feet, he immediately began making himself ready for some good old-fashioned self-enlarging by tightly closing his eyes, intensely-concentratingly crossing his arms over his chest, and surprisingly-carefully organizing his thoughts so that none of them would be able to distract him more than he wanted them to while he was trying to get James to cheat on Jessie in order to have sex with him. Meanwhile, AM and DM shrugged their shoulders, turned the "Inner Voice(s)" feature of Meowth's CNSC back off, turned the "Vicarious Vision" feature of Meowth's CNSC completely on (while the inner angels and inner demons of Jessie, James and Meowth WERE able to use "Inner Voice(s)" while using "Vicarious Vision", they generally preferred NOT doing so in the extremely gross/disturbing ones of this story's parts for painfully obvious reasons), and then extremely-depressedly sighed as the screen of Meowth's CNSC began allowing the two of them to quite-literally see the world that Meowth lived in through Meowth's eyes.
"I really do wish that you and I were able to properly control this clown's actions rather than just seeing them through his eyes and telling him about what they should be." DM shook his head back and forth and regretfully told AM as Meowth suddenly enlarged himself to a normal human size and caused AM and DM to become equally larger by doing so. "YEAH…" AM tiredly groaned as Meowth far-too-eagerly walked through the front door of James's extremely ridiculous-looking bedroom (which was a door that he had just opened with both an abnormally large amount of ease and a quite-surprisingly large amount of quietness), incredibly-gently closed it behind himself, and then immediately began walking toward Jessie's brown-carpet-having, white-walls-and-ceiling-having, and surprisingly normal-looking bedroom.
Naturally enough, Meowth snuck into Jessie's bedroom in one of the most hilariously ironic ways that he was capable of by extremely-gently opening its front door that she always intentionally left unlocked due to how unbearably much she wanted James to stop acting like a total fruit and have proper sex with her and then extremely-slowly and far-too-excitedly tip-toeing his way toward her bed while she was face-uply sleeping atop it. Needless to say, AM and DM clearly were not enjoying the things that they already were seeing through the eyes of the lecherously grinning Meowth nearly as much as they had been hoping that they would be able to as he stood right in front of her bed and stared at her in an astonishingly creepy way.
"Despite how much of a total nutcase this Meowth far-too-clearly is, I'm more than willing to bet that the miniature Jessies and Jameses that live inside the heads of Jessie and James currently are even LESS able to control the people that they live inside when compared to us." AM sighingly shrugged his shoulders and then extremely-depressedly told DM as Meowth shrunk himself to the size of a quite small ant and caused AM and DM to become equally smaller by doing so. A few seconds later, Meowth already had flown straight through Jessie's snotty and hairy nose and entered the brain case that Jessie's surprisingly medium-sized brain (which was fairly large but quite-clearly was not large enough to be able to properly fill her brain case) was inside by doing so.
"Well, Jessie's ego might literally be so big that her head has its own version of gravity, but at least her brain isn't as SMALL as I have been expecting it to be…" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back, looked straight up at Jessie's brain (which, just like the brains of him and James, was water-proof and was encased in a quite-nearly invisible yet extremely form-fitting bio-electric force field that the fact that he was one of the three main versions of one of the Team Rocket Trio's members made him one of THE only things that were able to un-wantedly pass through), and somewhat-intimidatedly thought to himself as "OHHH, JAMES..." and the like went straight through Jessie's ears and then echoed around in her brain case that Meowth somehow was standing on the floor of as if her head was completely upright.
"Now, I just need to see what is IN her brain!" Meowth mischievously thought to himself as he flew straight through the back entrance of Jessie's quite-literally hollow brain, which was a brain in which he immediately saw Angelic Jessie and Demonic Jessie sitting in their Jessie's-brain-operating seats and using the Central Nervous Super-Computer that the frontmost part of her brain contained in order to...mindlessly stare at one of Jessie's extremely pornographic dreams in which she spent ridiculously large amounts of time having sex with James and almost-as-mindlessly masturbate while doing so?
"UGH...well, at least James actually is a human rather than being an animal, I suppose…" Meowth shook his head back and forth and depressedly thought to himself as he snuck up behind AJS and DJS by slowly, gently, bare-footedly and extremely-quietly walking toward the two of them while they were busy watching their aforementioned favorite porn and absorbed a QUITE-visibly large amount of the electrical energy that Jessie's brain contained into himself with his feet as he did so. Before AJS and DJS even had finished saying "HUH?", putting their vaginas away, and turning themselves around in order to see what was going on behind themselves, Meowth already had zapped the two of them right in the auditory cortexes that their pretty little heads contained with intentionally non-lethal but highly effective bolts of body-part-disabling electricity that he had released from his body by sending the energy that they contained through his hands.
"WOW, James; you really are putting so much PASSION into the sex that you currently are having with me!" Jessie fast-asleeply said out loud as the sex that she and James were having with each other in the aforementioned dream that AJS and DJS had been watching quite-noticeably intensified while AJS and DJS became cross-eyed and drooling, experienced two of THE most painfully intense orgasms of their lives, and then immediately collapsed onto the floor of her brain and until-noonly became SO uniquely unconscious that their ears completely stopped allowing them to hear things by using them. After absorbing quite a bit more of the electrical energy that Jessie's brain contained into himself with his feet while bare-footedly standing on the floor of Jessie's brain as he did so, Meowth immediately took DJS's former Jessie's-brain-operating seat and began snooping around in the part of Jessie's mind that all of Jessie's juiciest secrets were being kept in while Jessie was busy dreaming about having sex with James.
"Hmm...which one of these things should I completely invade Jessie's privacy by looking at first?" Meowth devilishly-grinningly thought to himself as Jessie's CNSC scanned him in order to make sure that he was one of the three main versions of one of the Team Rocket Trio's members and then immediately gave complete access to its Secret Storage folders to him after confirming that he, in fact, completely was one of them. Naturally enough, Jessie's juiciest secrets mostly were things such as her being in love with other women, the fact that her past was MUCH darker than she often caused it to seem to be (her mother had gotten crushed by an avalanche, while she had gotten forced to live in a foster home that barely contained any money or any food due to the fact that her mother was gone), and...the fact that Jessie wanted to have sex with Meowth almost as much as James wanted to do so?
"WHAT?!" Meowth horrifiedly thought to himself while tightly covering his mouth with both of his hands and intensely blushing as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's head, AM and DM already were about to start arguing with each other about what they wanted Meowth to do next while Meowth was busy being almost-completely stunned and speechless due to what he had just found inside Jessie's head.
"Meh...I still think that Meowth should just have some good old-fashioned one-on-one sex with James while Jessie is asleep." DM looked over at AM and boredly told him, with him and AM both looking and being quite depressed as he did so. Meanwhile, on the screen of Meowth's Central Nervous Super-Computer, a wonderfully AWFUL Twitter-related idea that caused Meowth to devilishly grin from ear to ear and sadistically drool with excitement appeared.
"Despite how much I absolutely HATE bestiality, I must say that James, Jessie and Meowth becoming a sex-having threesome would make both me and them SO freaking happy! WHY do you think that Meowth simply having sex with James would be better? Go ahead and tell me why you do!" AM crossed his arms over his chest, looked over at DM and frustratedly yelled at him while Meowth was busy audibly swallowing his pride in order to then immediately start uploading Jessie's imaginary photographs of Meowth having sex with her onto his Twitter account by using her CNSC's version of Google Chrome. Predictably enough, said photographs immediately went viral after he did so.
"AM, you might not believe this, but I actually do NOT want Meowth to simply have pornographic sex tonight. I want him to have COMFORTING sex tonight; in other words, we PROBABLY should keep the annoying bitch that Meowth currently is inside the head of asleep and on her bed while James and Meowth lovingly cuddle each other like the adorable best friends of each other that they are!" DM loudly sighed and then reluctantly-but-truthfully told AM while crossing his arms over his chest and closing his eyes as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's brain, Meowth already was publicly humiliating Jessie by revealing her hidden desire to have sex with him to a horrifyingly large number of his fellow Twitter users and gaining a quite large amount of popularity in the process as AM and DM spoke to each other inside his head.
"Oh, SHUT up; you KNOW that you mostly just want to see James shoving his penis into Meowth's butt and playing with Meowth's feet!" AM shook his head back and forth and blushingly-and-snickeringly told DM while mischievously grinning from ear to ear as he did so. While DM was busy rolling his eyes and groaning due to what AM had just quite-truthfully said to him, Meowth surprisingly-intelligently decided to use the Control Panel of Jessie's CNSC in order to turn Jessie's ears off and turn how deeply asleep she was even more completely "up to eleven" than she already had turned it so that she wouldn't be able to hear, smell, or feel him and James having floor-shakingly intense sex with each other in James's bedroom.
"Well, at least I want to see James doing so in a way that shows how much he LOVES Meowth!" DM crossed his arms over his chest and angrily whined, causing AM to cover his mouth with his hands and teasingly giggle as Meowth continued uploading Jessie's imaginary photographs of Meowth having sex with her onto his Twitter account until he finally had finished doing so. As Meowth merrily-but-quietly walked straight back into the rear end of Jessie's brain and then immediately flew straight back out of Jessie's brain, straight back out of Jessie's nose, and then straight back onto the floor of Jessie's bedroom, Jessie thankfully remained both completely asleep and even-more-completely unaware of what Meowth had just done to her.
"Alright; now, I just need to see what currently is going on inside James's head!" Meowth mischievously thought to himself while having a quite-excessively big and smug-looking grin on his face in the process as he enlarged himself back to a normal human size while causing AM and DM to become equally larger in the process and then immediately snuck straight back into James's bedroom while James and Jessie were still asleep. After incredibly-quietly closing the front doors of Jessie's bedroom and James's bedroom behind himself and then shrinking himself straight back to the size of a quite small ant while standing on the floor of James's bedroom and causing AM and DM to become equally smaller in the process, Meowth immediately flew straight through James's impressively clean nose in order to reach the fleshy and bony home of his VERY-surprisingly medium-sized brain (whose size basically was the same one that Jessie's brain had).
"WOW; I really have NEVER been less surprised by a person's ego being so big that his/her head has its own version of gravity than I am right now! Well, at least the brain of this pathetic pansy is considerably larger than he often causes it to seem to be." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, looked straight up at James's brain, and smirkingly thought to himself as "OHHH, DARLING..." and the like went straight through James's ears and then echoed around in his brain case that Meowth somehow was standing on the floor of as if James's head was completely upright.
"Unfortunately, however, this guy really is unbelievably good at not saying the names of the people that he has sex with in his wet dreams during his wet dreams, in addition to being SO narcissistic that he might actually be dreaming about having sex with HIMSELF right now!" Meowth shiveringly, sweatingly and generally-worried-lookingly thought to himself as he flew straight through the back entrance of James's quite-literally hollow brain, which was a brain in which he saw Angelic James and Demonic James sitting in their James's-brain-operating seats and using James's Central Nervous Super-Computer in order to quite-amusedly (but not-quite-masturbatingly) watch his excessively erotic new dream that far-too-clearly was about him having sex with...with…
"ME?!" Meowth speechlessly-and-motionlessly thought to himself while tightly covering his mouth with both of his hands, having extremely small dots in his eyes, and looking very nauseated and embarrassed as he saw a dream that was about James having sex with him being displayed on the screen of James's CNSC. Naturally enough, AJ and DJ weren't even terribly bothered by the fact that Meowth had just entered the brain that they lived inside; in fact, the two of them immediately became completely filled with joy when they turned themselves around and saw Meowth standing right behind them on the floor of James's brain and looking utterly traumatized as he did so.
"HELLO, you devilishly handsome young chap! Have you decided to WILLINGLY join us in the act of watching some of the good old-fashioned sex that your completely irresistible cuteness FAR-too-clearly has caused James to want to have with you, honey?" AJ lovingly greeted and asked Meowth as he and DJ merrily leaped out of their James's-brain-operating seats and then even-more-merrily turned themselves around and placed their hands onto their hips while standing in ironically straight vertical positions as they did so. Unfortunately, however, Meowth still was too stunned to even be able to properly say "no" to AJ and DJ, so he slack-jawedly and wide-eyedly shook his head back and forth in utter disbelief while continuing to stare at the dream that was about James having sex with him that James was having as he did so instead.
"What's the matter, you hilariously distraught-looking little kitten? Is the fact that James has a penis while you do not have one causing you to become ENVIOUS?" DJ teasingly asked Meowth while crossing his arms behind his back and mischievously grinning from ear to ear as he did so. Amusingly enough, Meowth still-speechlessly began nodding his head a few seconds later.
"Well, at least the fact that you are James's quite-literally dickless little kitten means that you are not able to properly masturbate to utterly depraved pornography such as the dream that he currently is having!" AJ crossed his arms over his chest and snickeringly told Meowth as Meowth increasingly-angrily continued staring at the dream-displaying screen of James's CNSC while James resoundingly said "OHHH, YEAH...FONDLE ME, BABY" and the like for a VERY disturbing reason.
"AJ, I LITERALLY CANNOT 'PROPERLY' MASTURBATE AT ALL! In fact, I can't even properly have sex with anyone! Are you even able to IMAGINE how much my life currently sucks?!" Meowth threw his arms out beside himself, rolled his eyes, and exasperatedly yelled at AJ, causing AJ and DJ to regretfully and closed-eyedly nod their heads and sigh. Meanwhile, James far-too-clearly was having the time of his life while extremely-arousedly moaning as he did so.
"James probably would hate not having a penis at LEAST as much as you hate not having one, but you really do need to SHUT your freaking mouth RIGHT now!" DJ threw his arms out beside himself and exasperatedly yelled at Meowth, causing AJ to completely-agreeingly nod his head and glare at Meowth while Meowth pathetic-lookingly flinched.
"Would you not being a total whiny bitch just because you can't properly fuck your fellow Pokemon characters seriously KILL you? You already are beginning to quite-literally sound like a married WOMAN who is arguing with her husband!" AJ placed his hands onto his hips and angrily sneered at Meowth while DJ placed his hands onto his hips and equally-angrily glared at Meowth.
"Well, THAT'S not MY fault; my OWNERS currently are total whiny bitches who constantly yell at each other as if the female one of them is the wife of the male one of them!" Meowth completely-pathetic-lookingly curled himself up into a fetus-shaped and sideways ball on the floor of James's brain and sobbed while AJ and DJ groaningly face-palmed themselves and shook their heads back and forth.
"Well, Jessie currently is James's fiance, so I guess that the two of them pretty-nearly ARE married right now…" AJ uncovered his face and shruggingly told Meowth while DJ was busy crossing his arms over his chest and disgustedly glaring at the aforementioned ball that Meowth had just curled himself up into.
"Let me guess; due to the fact that you are the sneaky little RAT that you are, you have decided to sneak into James's brain in order to cause him to want to have sex with you by quite-literally changing his mind...and now that you have discovered the fact that he already wants to have sex with you right now, you are completely unable to believe how much of a disgusting pervert he actually is despite how convincingly he pretends to be a completely adorable gentleman?" DJ closed his eyes, continued crossing his arms over his chest, and intensely-smirkingly asked Meowth. Meanwhile, Meowth got back up onto his hands and knees and then depressed-lookingly nodded his head after seeing how impatiently AJ and DJ still were waiting for him to properly get back up onto his feet.
"Well, in THAT case, you certainly are in luck, because DJ and I currently want to properly see you causing James to cum by playing with his utterly DELECTABLE penis quite-nearly as much as HE does!" AJ crossed his arms behind his back and chucklingly told Meowth, causing Meowth to intensely blush and smile and extremely-excitedly get straight back up onto his utterly mouth-watering feet while DJ placed his hands onto his hips and completely-agreeingly nodded his head.
"However, please answer this question for us before you sneak back out of James's head; are there any parts of James's extremely unhealthy and hilariously gross obsession with you that you want DJ and I to change before you start having sex with James?" AJ placed his hands onto his hips and curiously asked Meowth while James was busy reluctantly-but-lovingly hugging, fondling and French-kissing Meowth in the aforementioned dream that was being displayed on the screen of his Central Nervous Super-Computer. After briefly looking directly at said dream in order to remind himself about how vividly James was having it, Meowth looked straight down at his extremely sexy feet and caused himself to disgustedly-yet-grinningly realize how much he completely NEEDED to give a footjob to James with them by doing so.
"If...if the two of you are able to do so, would the two of you MIND turning how much of a foot fetish James has COMPLETELY 'up to eleven' for me?" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and extremely-nervously asked AJ and DJ while intensely blushing and having remarkably shifty eyes as he did so.
"Of COURSE not, you silly GOOSE!" DJ swung his left hand straight down as if it was one of a cat's paws and teasingly-and-laughingly told Meowth, causing Meowth to embarrassedly-but-gratefully nod his head and say "thank you" to DJ and AJ as the two of them immediately started turning how much of a foot fetish James had completely "up to eleven" by using his CNSC's Control Panel. A rather-amusingly small number of seconds later, Meowth already had flown straight back out of James's nose, perfectly landed on the floor of James's bedroom so that the bottoms of his lovely feet were the only parts of him that were touching it, and then straight-uply-standingly enlarged himself straight back to his normal size while causing AM and DM to become equally larger in the process.
"Uh...James?" Meowth curiously asked James as he climbed up onto the top of James's bed and then stood right in front of James's tightly-closed-eyes-having face while placing his hands onto his hips and looking straight down at James's tightly-closed-eyes-having face as he did so.
"James?" Meowth asked James again as he grabbed James's shoulders with his hands and annoyedly-but-gently shook him in order to hopefully get him to wake up. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ were deliberately trolling Meowth by making James practically impossible to wake up without absurdly-loudly yelling/screaming at him (turning how deeply asleep James was even more completely "up to eleven" than James already had turned it) and were mischievously giggling and winkingly and head-noddingly grinning at each other as they did so.
"JAMES?" Meowth frustratedly asked James while shaking James's head quite a bit with his hands as he did so. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ almost fell out of their James's-brain-operating seats due to how forcefully Meowth was shaking James's head.
"Oh, for CRYING out loud; how is this freaking clown even ABLE to become this deeply asleep?!" Meowth face-palmed himself with both of his hands and infuriatedly thought to himself as James remained completely asleep while AJ and DJ smilingly-and-laughingly continued sitting in their James's-brain-operating seats and far-too-eagerly waited for Meowth to completely lose his patience. Predictably enough, Meowth actually DID completely lose his patience a few seconds later.
"UGH...some of the things that I do for love really are almost-completely unbelievable…" Meowth shruggingly whispered to himself while looking extremely depressed in the process as he shrunk himself straight back to the size of a quite small ant while causing AM and DM to become equally smaller in the process and then immediately flew straight into James's right ear while James somehow was "busy" STILL being completely asleep. Predictably enough, James's ear canals had the exact same version of gravity that all of the other internal parts of James's head had.
"Well, at least James's ears actually are pretty clean ones…" Meowth relievedly thought to himself while shrugging and sighing in the process as he impressedly looked around himself while carefully-yet-quickly walking through James's right ear canal with his bare feet and saw how surprisingly small the amount of hair, dirt, and ear wax that James's right ear canal contained was. Naturally enough, however, Meowth intentionally stepped in some of James's ear wax in order to add some extra flavor to his feet while he was walking toward the man's remarkably smooth and shiny right ear drum. After lovingly and very-slowly licking James's right ear drum quite a few times while intensely blushing due to how loudly he was causing James to moan as he did so, Meowth disgustedly stuck his tongue out, took a very deep breath, and then finally released the anger that James not being able to hear him had caused to build up inside him.
"JAAAMES! WAKE UP, YOU FREAKING FRUITCAKE!" Meowth furiously screamed into James's right ear drum at the top of his lungs, causing James to very-suddenly wake up while looking extremely frightened, wearing nothing but a pair of pink boxer shorts, causing his bare chest to become extremely visible, and pain-feelingly placing his right hand onto his right ear as he did so.
"Uhh...Meowth? Where ARE you right now? More importantly, WHY have you just interrupted one of my deliciously erotic dreams that are about me having sex with you- I mean, Jessie?" James looked around himself while sitting atop his bed and confusedly-but-quietly asked Meowth while having an intensely aching right ear drum due to how loudly Meowth had just screamed at him as he did so.
"I currently am inside your right ear canal, and you'd BETTER believe that I snuck into your brain while you were busy having the EXTREMELY homoerotic dream that I thankfully have just yeeted you and your meat out of! I definitely do KNOW about the utterly REVOLTING desire to fuck me that you have been hiding in your lovely-blue-hair-having cranium while I have been busy wanting to have some good old-fashioned sex with YOU, Jimmy!" Meowth incredibly-smugly told James while crossing his left leg over his right leg, placing his right hand onto his right hip, leaning against James's right ear drum, firmly pressing the palm of his left hand against James's right ear drum, having closed eyes, and snickeringly grinning from ear to ear as he did so. Meanwhile, James completely-understandably became extremely angry and disgusted.
"Meowth, please allow me to say two VERY important things to you!" James crossed his arms over his chest and indignantly-but-quietly began snarling at Meowth while Meowth pulled an impressively big, slimy and sticky chunk of cerumen that almost was bigger than him right off of the ceiling of James's right ear canal with his bare hands and then blushingly-and-smilingly sat right in front of James's right ear drum and began smearing some good old-fashioned ear wax all over his bare feet with his equally bare hands.
"Firstly, you really are an utterly nauseating little privacy-invading PEST who COMPLETELY deserves the castration that he far-too-clearly looks like a victim of! Secondly, my head is NOT a lovely-blue-hair-having one! It is a lovely-LAVENDER-hair-having one!" James disgustedly-but-quietly continued snarling at Meowth while Meowth was busy covering his hands and feet with James's extremely-fittingly stinky and transparent ear wax in order to get himself ready to touch James's penis and mouth with them and head-shakingly thinking about how much of a disgusting fruit James was as he did so.
"Even if your hair was GREEN, the first one of the two things that you have just said to me would still be completely true right now." Meowth extremely-depressedly told James by speaking directly into James's right ear drum while continuing to nakedly sit on the floor of James's right ear canal and rub James's ear wax all over his bare feet with his equally bare hands as he did so.
"I really am nothing but a disgusting little PEST who also is a total fucking PIG…" Meowth angrily-and-cryingly threw the chunk of James's ear wax that he had been playing with onto the floor of James's right ear canal and then regretfully sobbed into James's right ear drum, causing James to completely-agreeingly nod his head and sigh while Meowth was busy disgustedly looking at his earwax-covered hands and even-more-disgustedly thinking about what he had just done to his lovely feet with them.
"ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JAMES?! IF I'M A FUCKING PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!" Meowth maniacally screamed into James's right ear drum while very-tightly clutching his intensely aching head with both of his hands and cryingly writhing on the floor of James's right ear canal as he did so. Meanwhile, James completely-understandably became utterly horrified and speechless.
"You definitely ARE one, but can you PLEASE calm down? If you and I attempt to have sex with each other in my bedroom while Jessie is busy sleeping in a bedroom that basically is right next to it, then you and I DEFINITELY are going to get caught by her when she completely-understandably wakes up due to how loudly you and I have been causing each other to moan! Are you even able to IMAGINE how angry Jessie is going to become if she sees the two of US having sex with each other while being my fiance as she does so?" James horrifiedly-but-quietly warned Meowth while doing a "back off" gesture with his hands as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth got back up onto his feet and then nauseatedly-but-smilingly stepped in the chunk of James's ear wax that he had just thrown onto the floor of James's right ear canal exactly five extremely slimy-sounding and foot-fetish-fueling times with each one of his feet just to make his feet even more smelly and gross.
"Of COURSE I am, you silly FOOL! Why ELSE would Jessie currently be both completely deaf and almost too deeply asleep to even be able to wake back up? While the fun that I have just had in your noggin certainly was quite a treat, I also have almost-as-recently snuck into HER head and done some good old-fashioned playing with HER brain while the two of you were busy being too deeply asleep to even be able to feel me bare-footedly walking around inside your 'royal and superior' brains!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, closed his eyes, smiled in an astonishingly smug-looking way, and teasingly told James by speaking directly into his right ear drum. Meanwhile, James nauseatedly winced, gagged and stuck his tongue out due to an extremely unfortunate combination of how much of a sneaky and utterly dirty little rat Meowth actually was and the fact that Meowth had been bare-footedly walking around inside the "royal and superior" brains of him and Jessie while probably not even having very clean feet in the process.
"UGH...well, if you seriously HAVE just done the absurdly disgusting and selfish things that you have just told me about just to make yourself ready to have sex with me, then I suppose that I might as well make myself naked for you." James regretfully shook his head back and forth and self-loathingly told Meowth while bare-leggedly stepping down onto the floor of his bedroom as he did so. A few extremely awkward seconds of the fact that James had just given sexual consent to Meowth being inside Meowth's brain later, Meowth sparkling-eyes-havingly covered his mouth with both of his hands, incredibly-intensely blushed and smiled, and absurdly-high-pitchedly and painfully-loudly squealed into James's right ear drum in a fit of pure joy while hilariously-girlishly running in place on his tiptoes and causing James to disgustedly roll his eyes as he did so.
"DM, do you THINK that God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?" AM horrified-lookingly asked the almost-equally horrified-looked DM as the two of them sat on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and watched through Meowth's eyes as Meowth ran straight back to the main entrance of James's right ear and then flew straight back out of James's right ear while James was busy removing his boxer shorts and placing them underneath his bed.
"YES." DM head-noddingly and nearly-speechlessly told AM as James regretfully locked the front door of his bedroom from the inside by using its twist lock while Meowth was busy enlarging himself to a size that basically was James's size and causing AM and DM to become equally larger in the process. Predictably enough, when James turned himself around in order to see what was going on behind him after twist-locking his bedroom's front door, he immediately saw a rather-disturbingly large and thirsty-looking Meowth seductively standing right in front of him.
"What's WRONG, big boy? Have you really never gotten your cock sucked by a Pokemon before?" Meowth placed his right hand onto the back of his head, placed his left hand onto his left hip, crossed his left leg over his right leg, gave a bedroom-eyes-featuring "kissy face" to James, and incredibly-teasingly asked James while being completely naked and having earwax-covered feet and hands as he did so. Meanwhile, the penis of the nervously smiling, intensely blushing and sweating, and equally naked James immediately started becoming quite-embarrassingly hard while the miniature Jameses that lived inside his brain equally-immediately started arguing with each other about how good of an idea they thought that allowing James to basically have sex with his own cat was.
"I definitely do KNOW about how utterly disgusting bestiality is and how much Jessie would HATE finding out about the fact that James has cheated on her in order to basically have sex with his freaking CAT, but I also think that you really do need to stop literally looking at this situation through James's eyes for a minute or two and start metaphorically looking at it through Meowth's eyes!" DJ crossed his arms over his chest, closed his eyes, and annoyedly told AJ as he and AJ sat on their James's-brain-operating chairs and disagreeingly watched through James's eyes by using the "Vicarious Vision" feature of James's CNSC as Meowth extremely-unsettlingly flirted with James.
"SERIOUSLY? You want me to look at the situation that James and Meowth currently are in through the eyes of the utterly PITIFUL little PEASANT that Meowth is? You want me to see James being a giant fucking TOY that Meowth doesn't truly care about the feelings of at all and mostly just wants to play with the body of in extremely perverted and sickening ways?" AJ crossed his arms over his chest, closed his eyes, and smirkingly-and-snickeringly asked DJ as James crossed his arms behind his back and tremblingly-and-sweatingly thought "Don't do it, James...PLEASE don't do it…" to himself. Meanwhile, Meowth already was pointing his butt directly toward James and lifting his tail up with his cute little hands in order to show his even more cute little buttocks and anus to James, causing James to blushingly and boner-havingly lick his lips while Meowth teasingly stuck his tongue out and winked at him.
"NO! I want you to look at the situation that James and Meowth currently are in through Meowth's METAPHORICAL eyes! Can you even IMAGINE how much depression and anxiety the brain of that poor little cat probably contains right now?" DJ threw his arms out beside himself, widely opened his eyes, and frustratedly yelled at AJ while Meowth was busy slapping his butt with his hands and shamelessly showing both it and his bedroom eyes to James while cattily saying "You KNOW that you want to fuck me right now, you rotten little FRUIT…" to James and causing the poor man to intensely shake his head back and forth and regretfully think "I actually want to DIE right now…" to himself in the process.
"You and I currently are inside a brain that contains QUITE a bit of depression and anxiety, belongs to James, and is inside the head of James; since James's life and Meowth's life currently suck quite-nearly every bit as much as each other, I definitely wouldn't mind you telling me WHY you have just told me that you think that Meowth is so much of a 'poor little thing' that we should allow James to have SEX with him." AJ disapprovingly told DJ while continuing to cross his arms over his chest, have closed eyes, and incredibly-smug-lookingly smile as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth already was about to stop teasing James with his butt and start seducing James with his feet.
"Have...have you seriously forgotten about how absolutely GIGANTIC the main difference between James's life and Meowth's life is? Basically, James got to where he is today by being the only child of MILLIONAIRES and living in a mansion, while Meowth got to where he is today by being a homeless, starving, lonely AND literally dickless 'freak' who basically ended up having to become a criminal just to SURVIVE!" DJ sighingly face-palmed himself with his right hand and then surprisingly-somberly told AJ as Meowth climbed onto the top of James's bed and then immediately and bedroom-eyes-havingly began sitting atop it while facing directly toward James, looking directly at James, and having gorgeously bare and dangling legs as he did so.
"Oh, my GOD...well, at least Meowth seems to understand the meanings of phrases such as 'all that glitters is not gold' more than James does and ironically seems to be considerably more talented than James…" AJ cupped his chin in his right hand and extremely-depressedly told DJ as Meowth pointed the soles of his big, bare, beautiful and earwax-covered feet directly toward James's glowingly red face by outstretching and crossing his legs while slyly wiggling his toes, even-more-slyly winking at James, and causing James's penis to become completely rock-hard as he did so.
"While Meowth certainly is both far more unique than James and Jessie and probably FAR less vain than the two of them, he also is a fucking MEOWTH who cannot use Pay Day. On top of THAT, he currently is one of the even more lowly pets of two of THE most hilariously pathetic idiots that currently live on the planet that he currently lives on! In addition to being two of THE most incompetent and least intimidating villains that I have seen so far, Jessie and James spend so much time admiring themselves and trying to look cool that they barely even SPEAK to Meowth at all despite the fact that they are two of his ONLY real friends!" DJ shrugged his shoulders, placed his hands onto his lap, and surprisingly-angrily told AJ as James QUITE-loudly swallowed his pride and then blushingly-and-droolingly began walking toward Meowth.
"HMM...perhaps we SHOULD allow Meowth to finally cause James to become properly aware of how utterly degrading being one of the pitiful little slaves of a Joke Character is!" AJ cupped his chin in his left hand and devilishly-grinningly told DJ as James kneeled before Meowth and then immediately began droolingly-and-joyfully sniffing Meowth's big and beautiful feet. Meanwhile, Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, looked at the utterly pathetic slave that James was turning himself into right in front of him, and disappointedly-yet-amusedly shook his head back and forth and smirked.
"Stop being shy and start licking my feet RIGHT now, you pathetic PANSY! If you aren't too much of a gentleman to be able to tolerate getting a footjob from ME, then you DEFINITELY are NOT too much of a gentleman to be able to tolerate having to clean the sticky yellow stuff that currently is on my feet off of them BEFORE getting a footjob from me!" Meowth laughingly sneered as James green-face-havingly grimaced while almost-completely losing the boner that Meowth had just given to him in the process due to how much Meowth's feet SMELLED like the ear wax that was on them.
"Uhh...would you mind telling me why your feet currently smell like AND appear to be covered with quite a bit of EAR WAX before I start putting my MOUTH onto them?" James nauseatedly asked Meowth, causing Meowth to sadistically giggle while devilishly grinning from ear to ear as he did so.
"They currently ARE covered with quite a bit of ear wax, ya FOOL! In fact, they currently are covered with YOUR extremely-fittingly beautiful and transparent ear wax! BON APPETIT!" Meowth pointed at his ears with his hands and teasingly-and-snickeringly told James, causing James to self-loathingly gag and think "I really do HATE my life SO fucking much..." to himself.
"You manage our affairs WITH SUCH POISE." James disgustedly-but-impressedly told Meowth as he looked at Meowth's earwax-covered feet and almost stopped wanting to lick them in the process. Naturally enough, Meowth was being so charming that James simply couldn't say "no" to him.
"Naturally...as do YOU." Meowth pointed at his bare and beautiful feet with his hands and extremely-flirtatiously told James as James hilariously-loudly swallowed his pride and then immediately began licking his own ear wax right off of Meowth's bare feet. Meanwhile, AM, DM, AJ and DJ reacted to how utterly gross James and Meowth were being in extremely understandable ways.
"OHUOH...UGGGH!" AJ cringingly stuck his tongue out and retched as he and DJ sat on their James's-brain-operating chairs and watched through James's eyes as James intensely-blushingly began licking and sucking his own ear wax right off of the pink-pad-having bottoms of Meowth's heels while Meowth placed his hands onto his lap and began lovingly moaning with pleasure.
"UGH! BARF!" DJ cupped his chin in his right hand and disgustedly-but-amusedly said as James dug right into the mesmerizingly smooth and soft balls and arches of Meowth's feet with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's tongue and lips while extremely-passionately sniffing and kissing the soles of Meowth's feet as he did so. While James was busy eating his own ear wax right off of the balls and arches of Meowth's feet, Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and teasingly-yet-forcefully pressed the soles of his feet against James's face quite a few times while laughingly-and-grinningly saying "Now, you hopefully know how being one of your fucking SLAVES feels!" to James as he did so.
"HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!" DM pointed at the screen of Meowth's CNSC with his left hand while clutching his chest with his right hand and uproariously laughed as he and AM sat on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and watched through Meowth's eyes as James extremely-lovingly sucked Meowth's toes until they were as clean and shiny as Meowth wanted them to be.
"What...the...FUCK?" AM horrified-lookingly and completely-speechlessly shook his head back and forth and thought to himself as James lovingly kissed all six of Meowth's adorably pink and soft toe pads AND both of Meowth's equally-adorably pink and soft heel pads after equally-lovingly licking and eating QUITE a bit of highly earwax-containing toe jam right out of the miniature garbage dumps that had been hiding between Meowth's toes. Meanwhile, Meowth placed his hands onto his lap and teasingly said "You really are SO fucking pathetic!" and the like to James.
"WOW; if I had known that you were going to enjoy cleaning my feet with your mouth THIS much, then I probably would have also forced you to wear your Mighty Moltres costume while doing it!" Meowth playfully teased James while extremely-sarcastically clapping his hands in the process as James embarrassedly-yet-gleefully licked and kissed the tops of Meowth's feet until they were every bit as completely clean as he had just caused the bottoms of Meowth's feet to become. After watching as James licked the SIDES of his neat feline feet and then slowly-masturbatingly began licking and kissing the bottoms of his neat feline feet and sucking his neat feline toes AGAIN, however, Meowth became extremely tired of seeing how much of a pathetic foot licker James quite-literally was being.
"Alright; that's ENOUGH cat foot licking for one night, you fucking PIG!" Meowth angrily-but-lovingly yelled at James before then kicking James right in the face with both of his feet and knocking the poor man over onto the floor of his own bedroom in the process. Predictably enough, Meowth jumped down onto the floor of James's bedroom and then immediately started giving a good old-fashioned footjob to James a few seconds later.
"How IS the fact that you have gone from living like a KING while basically having both the castle of one AND the servants of one to being a cock-sucking and money-laundering RAT who lives in the middle of NOWHERE and is one of MY foot slaves currently causing you to feel? EMBARRASSED, perhaps?" Meowth incredibly-teasingly asked James while bedroom-eyes-havingly looking at James and playfully-yet-gently tickling James's softened-by-disappointment penis with his neat feline toes in the process as he and James sat right in front of each other on the floor of James's bedroom and pointed themselves directly toward each other while being both extremely naked and even-more-extremely horny as they did so.
"Actually, I currently feel vastly MORE happy than living in the mansion that you have just mentioned has ever truly caused me to feel! I no longer am being controlled and imprisoned by my parents, my friends have become both far more numerous and FAR more charming...and, of course, I basically have gotten a new family that is MUCH better than the one that I have decided to replace with it!" James shrugged his shoulders and then merrily told Meowth as Meowth surprisingly-carefully sandwiched James's penis between his neat feline feet and then began slowly-and-gently rubbing it with them.
"Giovanni basically is my new father, Jessie basically is my new wife, and YOU basically are my new son!" James crossed his arms over his chest and cheerfully told Meowth, causing Meowth to green-face-havingly gag and wince as James's penis immediately started becoming extremely hard due to how gracefully his "new son" was caressing its shaft with his neat feline feet.
"Well, despite the fact that the sex that I currently am having with you quite-nearly is an example of incest and basically is an example of bestiality, it also is SUCH an extremely cathartic reward for how much abuse I have gone through in order to get to where I am today!" Meowth shrugged his shoulders and then smirkingly told James while increasingly-intensely beating James's meat with his neat feline feet as he did so.
"HMPH! Go ahead and tell me why you think that your life currently is SO much worse than my life, you little RUNT!" James hatefully sneered at Meowth, causing Meowth to briefly stop rubbing James's penis with his neat feline feet in order to angrily-and-forcefully stomp on it with the left one of them.
"OWWWWWW!" James squealed like a little girl as Meowth gave an extremely intense death glare to James and then surprisingly-lovingly continued rubbing James's penis with his neat feline feet.
"Well, if you somehow really do need ANOTHER reminder about how painfully long and bumpy the metaphorical road that I have BARE-FOOTEDLY walked through in order to get to this house is, then I definitely WILL give another one to you!" Meowth disgustedly and head-shakingly told James while James was busy moaning, smiling and embarrassedly blushing due to how soothingly graceful and gentle the footjob that Meowth was giving to him was.
"When I still was just a pitifully small kitten, I got 'thrown away' like an actual piece of trash by my own parents and then woke up in an actual basket at Camp Pokehearst, which was a place in which I had no friends to talk to, no fellow members of my family to talk to, and not even ONE home to protect myself from rain and bugs with." Meowth shudderingly and extremely-sad-soundingly told James while intensely trying to not cry as he did so. Meanwhile, the footjob that Meowth was giving to James suddenly became MUCH less effective than it was supposed to be due to the fact that Meowth was reminding James about how much of a lowly foot LICKER he was getting it from. After depressedly-and-disgustedly sighing due to how much James's penis had suddenly softened despite how great of a footjob he was giving to James, Meowth continued speaking while continuing to give a footjob to James as he did so.
"I was so hungry that I attempted to eat some of the baseballs that the camp's baseball players used just to prevent myself from starving to death. Naturally enough, the camp's baseball players punished me for that mistake by hanging me from a tree, and after crying myself to sleep while I was hanging from that tree, I woke up and saw a thing that finally gave happiness to me." Meowth weepingly told James, causing the footjob that he was giving to James to suddenly become slightly more effective as James started crying like an incredibly sad little girl.
"What...what WAS the thing that you have just mentioned?" James intensely-weepingly asked Meowth, causing Meowth to shrug his shoulders, roll his eyes, and then very-disappointedly continue speaking while continuing to beat James's meat with his neat feline feet as he did so.
"It IS a movie whose title is 'That Darn Meowth', and it also is a movie that is about a Meowth having owners who intensely love it and constantly give utterly delicious food to it. Since 'That Darn Meowth' is a movie that has 'Hollywood' written all over itself, the food that I saw in it while watching it caused me to immediately break free from the rope that I was being hung from an aforementioned tree with and start going straight to Hollywood." Meowth regretfully-and-weepingly told James, causing the footjob that he was giving to James to suddenly become slightly MORE effective as James sobbingly hung his head in shame.
"When...when those 'people' hung you with a rope, they didn't do so by tying a rope around your NECK, right?" James horrified-lookingly asked Meowth while intensely wanting to hug Meowth as he did so. After shedding quite a few more tears and whimperingly hanging his own head in shame, Meowth relievingly shook his head back and forth, resumed the footjob that he was giving to James, and continued speaking.
"No, but they definitely did cause me to WISH that they had done so. Naturally enough, the things that happened to me in Hollywood quite-nearly were every bit as horrible as me getting hung from a tree and QUITE-nearly starving to death in the process at Camp Pokehearst." Meowth sobbed while AJ and DJ were busy lovingly hugging each other inside James's brain and crying almost as much as James was as they did so.
"When I arrived in Hollywood, I far-too-quickly found out that the place's people hated me so much that I STILL was nothing but an utterly worthless hobo who ate actual garbage and the like just to survive. With that being said, would you mind if I gave a bit of...REFRESHMENT to myself before giving the rest of this story to you?" Meowth weepingly told James and then curiously-and-winkingly asked James while James was busy excessively-intensely crying and having a penis that was MUCH less hard than it was supposed to be despite how great of a footjob Meowth was giving to him.
"NO…" James tiredly shrugged his shoulders and then green-face-havingly groaned in disgust as Meowth suddenly stopped giving a footjob to James, belly-flopped onto the floor of James's bedroom like the cute little cat that he was, and then immediately started giving a blowjob to James. Meanwhile, AJ, DJ, AM and DM cringingly stuck their tongues out and retched due to what they extremely-unfortunately were watching through the eyes of James and Meowth while sitting on the brain-operating chairs that the brains of James and Meowth contained as Meowth started doing.
"Well, you certainly do deserve some good old-fashioned nourishment if the things that you currently are telling me about actually ARE real things that have happened to you...you poor little KITTEN…" James teasingly-but-lovingly told Meowth while gently patting and stroking the poor guy's head with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands as he did so. Meanwhile, James's penis was trying to soften itself but actually was quite-rapidly hardening as Meowth passionately and extremely-gracefully licked and sucked it with his mouth that quite a bit of actual garbage had gone into during the part of his life that he had been telling James about.
"OOOH...AHHH...OHHH, YEAAAH…" James increasingly-arousedly moaned as Meowth playfully tickled and squeezed James's ball sack with his far-less-human-than-James's hands and purringly filled his mouth with the utterly delicious metaphorical taste of how much he loved James while bedroom-eyes-havingly and intensely-blushingly looking directly into the eyes of the equally-intensely blushing and even-more-intensely smiling and moaning James as he did so.
"OHHH, MY GODDD!" James looked straight up at the ceiling of his bedroom and orgasmically screamed as his completely rock-hard penis even-more-completely lost its ability to control itself and then immediately began shooting a quite-impressively large amount of cum into Meowth's mouth while Meowth almost-as-immediately began swallowing the cum that James's penis had just started shooting out of itself. Meanwhile, AJ, DJ, AM and DM completely-speechlessly shook their heads back and forth and quite-literally didn't even know what to say about the astonishingly pathetic bestiality that they were regretfully watching as James and Meowth (who were extremely lonely and wanted to cause themselves to feel a bit less lonely) resorted to.
"AHHH…" Meowth awkwardly smiled from ear to ear while extremely-intensely blushing as he did so and lovingly sighed as he finally finished drinking the cum that he had just caused James's penis to shoot out of itself and then took his mouth off of James's penis. After warmly-and-gently hugging Meowth and playfully kissing him right on his lips, James merrily placed Meowth back onto the part of the floor of his bedroom that he had previously been sitting on and allowed him to continue telling him about the things that had happened to him in Hollywood.
"After joining a street gang that was LOADED with other hungry and rejected members of my species in order to finally get the amount of food that I needed by...well, stealing it, I met an utterly adorable female Meowth whose name was Meowzie, and she IMMEDIATELY became the first woman that I had ever truly loved in the way in which you sometimes seem to love Jessie." Meowth continued sitting on the floor of James's bedroom, crossed his arms over his chest, and depressedly told James. Meanwhile, James continued sitting right in front of Meowth on the floor of his bedroom, cupped his chin in his right hand, and snifflingly-but-fascinatedly continued listening to what Meowth was saying to him.
"However, as I far-too-quickly found out, practically ALL of Meowzie's beauty was on the outside of herself. In fact, she actually was a completely spoiled and selfish jerk who rejected me due to the fact that I was too pathetic for her to be able to tolerate living with me." Meowth weepingly told James while regretfully shaking his head back and forth and causing James to hang his own head in shame due to how much Meowth's description of Meowzie reminded him of Jessebelle as he did so.
"That wasn't really her ONLY reason for rejecting you, was it?" James curiously asked Meowth as he and Meowth extremely-depressed-lookingly looked down at the floor of James's bedroom. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ sighingly crossed their arms over their chests and thought "Let me guess; Meowth also was too poor for Meowzie to be able to tolerate living with him?" to themselves.
"NOPE! I also was too POOR for her to be able to tolerate living with me!" Meowth covered his eyes with his hands and miserably sobbed. Meanwhile, inside the brain of the intensely weeping James, AJ and DJ depressedly face-palmed themselves and thought "YUP…" to themselves.
"Oh, and would you like to hear about an even MORE depressing part of the thing that I currently am telling you about? Due to the fact that the extremely rich lady who was responsible for how spoiled Meowzie has become was a human one, I ALSO was not HUMAN enough for Meowzie to be able to tolerate living with me, despite the fact that Meowzie was every bit as non-human as I was!" Meowth uncovered his eyes, crossed his arms over his chest, shrugged his shoulders, and increasingly-angrily told James. Meanwhile, James nauseatedly winced in disgust due to how much of an utterly despicable monster Meowth was telling him that Meowzie's owner had turned her into.
"In order to make myself human enough for Meowzie to be able to tolerate living with me, I continued dealing with how much the actual humans that I was surrounded by hated me and wanted to beat me up. I continued dealing with it for SUCH a painfully large-seeming amount of time JUST to finally become able to walk and talk like a human by imitating the actions of humans. In fact, I made myself unable to outrun quite a few of the humans that I was surrounded by and caused myself to get beaten quite-nearly to DEATH by the ones of them that I had caused myself to start running more slowly than in the process JUST to finally make myself ABLE to properly walk like a human rather than walking like a cat." Meowth hung his head in shame and weepingly told James while James sobbingly shook his head back and forth.
"While I was teaching myself how to TALK like a human, I became able to say 'she sells seashells' and looked at the contents of a picture book that was about the alphabet; can you guess what my favorite one of the words that I found in the book that I have just mentioned was?" Meowth placed his hands onto his lap and surprisingly-calmly told and asked James, causing James to groaningly roll his eyes and think "Let me guess...ROCKET?" to himself while AJ and DJ also did so.
"Let me guess...your favorite one of the words that you found in that book was ROCKET, right?" James shrugged his shoulders and extremely-bored-lookingly asked Meowth, causing Meowth to teasingly clap his cute little cat hands and say "That's RIGHT!" to James. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's cute little brain, AM and DM even-more-teasingly covered their mouths with their hands and giggled due to how obviously annoyed Meowth had just caused James to become.
"Naturally enough, I had become so obsessed with Meowzie that when I found 'H for Happy' and 'M for Marriage' in that book, I immediately started imagining myself becoming HER HAPPY HUSBAND!" Meowth shrugged his shoulders and then smirkingly told James, causing James to extremely-sarcastically clap his cute little human hands due to how "clever" the alliteration joke that Meowth had just winkingly delivered to him was. Meanwhile, inside the cute little brains of James and Meowth, AJ and DJ continued groaning while AM and DM continued laughing.
"Well, the alliteration joke that I have just delivered to you certainly is a painfully unfunny one, but at least it isn't as utterly AWFUL as the thing that Meowzie did to me when I bought FLOWERS and then tried to give the flowers that I had just bought to her while being completely able to walk and talk like a human as I did so." Meowth shudderingly and depressed-soundingly told James, causing James to horrifiedly cover his mouth with both of his hands and loudly gasp while Meowth weepingly nodded his head and thought "Five...four...three...two...one…" to himself.
"She...she...Meowzie told me that despite how much work I had done just to make myself human enough for her to be able to tolerate living with me, the partially human version of myself that I had turned myself into in order to impress her was nothing but an utterly pathetic freak who was the EXACT same disgusting street rat that I had turned myself into him in order to stop being! She basically told me that I was a completely worthless simp- I mean, CLOWN who was wearing a glorified COSTUME! Before I had even stopped being completely unable to move or speak due to how HEART-BREAKINGLY true the things that she had just said about me were...SHE ALREADY HAD COMPLETELY REJECTED ME AGAI-HIH-HIH-HAAAIN!" Meowth told James while increasingly-intensely crying as he did so...before then extremely-tightly clutching his intensely aching head with both of his hands and maniacally wailing in both All Caps and total agony while equally-maniacally writhing on the floor of James's bedroom as he did so.
"WOW...Meowth really is SUCH a POOR thing…" James shook his head back and forth and regretfully-and-weepingly thought to himself as Meowth surprisingly-quietly curled himself up into a trembling, sobbing and fetus-shaped ball on the floor of James's bedroom and then immediately began utterly-horrified-lookingly lying on the left side of his partially human body while being curled up into the exact same completely pathetic ball that I have just mentioned as he did so.
"Oh, my GOD, Meowth! Are...are you OKAY?" James extremely-worriedly asked Meowth while lovingly petting the poor cat with his cute little human hands as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth far-too-clearly was NOT mentally "okay" at all but decided to continue speaking to James anyway.
"No, but I definitely have become a quite lucky son of a bitch; due to the fact that ROCKET actually WAS my favorite one of the words that I learned how to say in Hollywood, the criminal organization that I incredibly-quickly decided to join in order to make myself rich and powerful so that Meowzie would stop saying that I was a completely worthless street rat is the exact same one that you and Jessie currently are two OTHER members of! It's...it's..." Meowth suddenly began smiling due to how lovingly James was petting him and then increasingly-cheerfully told James...before then finally jumping straight back up onto his feet and overjoyedly yelling "IT'S TEAM ROCKET!" while James immediately began walking toward him in order to give a big and warm hug to him.
"Well, at least you don't have to worry about getting rejected by ME! Daddy will ALWAYS be here for you, darling!" James soothingly told Meowth as the two of them nakedly-and-weepingly hugged each other while straight-uply standing on the floor of James's bedroom as they did so. After softly whispering "Don't worry; I will protect you…" into Meowth's left ear while lovingly petting the poor cat as he did so, James immediately jumped onto his bed while passionately hugging Meowth as he did so and then almost-as-immediately started having proper sex with Meowth.
"OOOGH…" AM nauseatedly and green-face-havingly groaned as he and DM sat on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and watched and listened through Meowth's eyes and ears as James and Meowth completely-nakedly hugged, fondled and French-kissed each other while quite-loudly moaning and breathing and quite-comfortably lying atop James's bed as they did so. Meanwhile, DM quite-amusedly grinned from ear to ear and giggled due to how much James loved Meowth.
"Well, at least James currently is having sex with a cat who is every bit as big and sentient as him and actually HAS been wanting to have sex with James basically as much as James has been wanting to have sex with him." AJ sighingly shrugged his shoulders and then nauseatedly-but-understandingly told DJ as he and DJ sat on their James's-brain-operating chairs and watched and listened through James's eyes and ears as James and Meowth incredibly-gracefully slid their hands straight down each other's backs and then playfully squeezed each other's butts with their hands while continuing to French-kiss each other as they did so.
"I really do wish that I was Meowth right now." DJ depressedly sighed as James and Meowth snuggled together atop James's bed and gigglingly tickled each other's chests with their hands. A few seconds later, AJ rolled his eyes and disgustedly groaned due to the fact that DJ basically had just said "I want to be a guy who is a dirty little former street rat who literally does not have a penis!" about himself.
"AWWW…" AM, DM, AJ and DJ blushingly-and-smilingly thought to themselves as James and Meowth engaged in a "tickle fight" in which they tickled each other's feet with their hands and tongues. Naturally enough, Meowth's feet actually weren't very ticklish, while James's feet were so ticklish that the uncontrollable laughter that Meowth was causing him to release from himself quite-nearly caused him to fall off of the bed that he and Meowth were tickling each other atop.
"Uhh...James? Before you start inserting your penis into my butt hole, would you mind putting some sweet stuff onto your lovely feet?" Meowth nervously asked James by whispering into James's left ear as the two of them sat right next to each other atop James's bed. Due to the fact that Meowth far-too-clearly had won the "tickle fight" that he and James had just engaged in, James loudly swallowed his pride and then blushingly nodded his head a few seconds later.
"Of COURSE I wouldn't mind doing so, honey!" James patted Meowth's head with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's left hand and teasingly-and-winkingly told him before then immediately leaving his bedroom and going to his kitchen in order to get some "sweet stuff" from his kitchen. Predictably enough, when James walked back into his bedroom after going into his kitchen, he was carrying a squeezable bottle of actual honey and was far too ready to make his feet sweet by using it.
"BON APPETIT, sweetie!" James teasingly-and-winkingly told Meowth as he squeezed his honey bottle and caused QUITE a bit of honey to drip out of it and onto his big, bare, beautiful and sweaty feet. Meanwhile, Meowth already was intensely blushing and drooling as James sat on the exact same edge of his bed that Meowth had quite-recently foot-teased him on and pointed the soles of his far-more-human-than-Meowth's feet directly toward Meowth's face.
When James had finally finished covering his bare feet with honey and placing his honey bottle atop his bedside table, Meowth quite-loudly swallowed his pride and then immediately began cleaning James's "royal" feet with his big feline mouth. Naturally enough, James teased Meowth in a completely insensitive way by basically doing an impression of Meowzie while Meowth was busy doing utterly degrading foot-cleaning work for him.
"Awww...what's the MATTER, you utterly pathetic little RAT? Am I currently causing you to become fully aware of how much of a disgusting sub-human PARASITE you are?" James cattily teased Meowth, causing Meowth to self-loathingly and intensely-blushingly nod his head as he incredibly-slowly licked and sucked the honey that James had just covered his neat human feet with off of them in order to properly savor the delightfully unique flavor that James's foot sweat and the like had given to it. While Meowth was busy cleaning James's feet with his big feline mouth, James was busy sadistically laughing at Meowth while even-more-sadistically masturbating with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's right hand as he did so.
"How do my feet SMELL, you fucking FREAK?" James "angrily" asked Meowth while Meowth was busy cleaning the heels of James's feet with his big feline mouth, causing Meowth to exasperatedly throw his arms out beside himself and yell "Why have you just asked that question to someone who doesn't even HAVE A NOSE, you fucking JERK?" at James. A few seconds later, Meowth angry-and-depressed-lookingly continued cleaning the heels of James's feet with his big feline mouth while James playfully giggled and continued masturbating atop his bed.
"Well, how do my feet TASTE? How does being a worthless piece of sentient garbage who has gotten completely thrown away by his own parents and currently is making what HE calls 'a living' by cleaning my feet with his mouth FEEL, you fucking PIG?" James sadistically asked Meowth as Meowth weepingly cleaned the arches of James's feet with his big feline mouth. Predictably enough, the fact that he was causing Meowth to cry caused James to quite-noticeably increase how intensely he was masturbating to Meowth's misery.
"Meowzie- I mean, James, you quite-literally are causing me to want to fucking KILL myself right now!" Meowth intensely-cryingly warned James as he cleaned the balls of James's feet with his big feline mouth and then immediately began sucking James's toes and eating the toe jam that was between them. As Meowth finished cleaning James's toes with his big feline mouth and then immediately began cleaning the tops and sides of James's feet with his big feline mouth, James suddenly started having a wonderfully AWFUL and disgustingly mean-spirited idea and was devilishly-and-masturbatingly grinning from ear to ear as he did so.
"Are you ready for a second helping, my utterly adorable new foot slave?" James FINALLY stopped masturbating and then teasingly-and-winkingly asked Meowth as Meowth regretfully-and-sighingly finished cleaning his neat human feet with his big feline mouth. Before Meowth even had finished choosing between saying "NO" to James and saying "YES" to James, James already had grabbed his aforementioned honey bottle, squeezed yet another disturbingly large amount of honey out of it and all over his neat human feet, and then incredibly-seductively smeared the honey that he had just covered his neat human feet with ALL over his neat human feet with his equally neat human hands in order to make it properly sticky while having a quite-disturbingly hard penis and bedroom-eyes-havingly smirking at Meowth as he did so.
"Well, I currently am kind of full and DEFINITELY do not need to eat MORE sugar, but-" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and nervously and intensely-blushingly began telling James while James was busy placing his honey bottle atop his bedside table, only to then quite-abruptly get interrupted by James shoving both of the honey-covered soles of his neat human feet directly into his cute feline face and then pinning him down on the floor of his bedroom and smearing the honey that he had just covered the soles of his neat human feet with all over his cute feline face with his neat human feet. While Meowth was busy sitting on the floor of James's bedroom in a fetal position and humiliatedly crying due to what James had just done to him, James unlocked and opened the front door of his bedroom and then merrily ran into his bathroom and turned its lights on in order to smear the honey that he had just gotten onto his neat human hands all over the soles of his equally neat human feet with said hands, wash said hands, and then immediately grab a handheld mirror that Meowth would be able to see his cute feline face by looking at.
"LOOK at yourself! You really are SUCH a WORTHLESS AND UGLY FREAK!" James turned his bathroom's lights back off, ran back into his bedroom, and then sadistically teased Meowth while showing his handheld mirror's reflection of Meowth's honey-covered, messed-up-fur-having and extremely-sad-looking face to Meowth with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's left hand and gently masturbating with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's right hand in order to keep his far-more-existent-than-Meowth's penis hard as he did so. While Meowth was busy speechlessly-and-motionlessly sitting on the floor of James's bedroom in a fetal position and looking utterly horrified due to what James had just shown to him in order to sexually arouse himself, James inserted his handheld mirror into one of his bedside table's item storage drawers (in other words, an item storage drawer that he opened, inserted his handheld mirror into, and then immediately closed), tightly closed and locked the front door of his bedroom in order to keep unwanted visitors out of his bedroom, quite-forcefully grabbed Meowth with both of his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands, and then surprisingly-gently forced Meowth onto his far-less-human-than-his hands and knees.
"Please calm down, you poor thing. I actually do love you quite a lot; I just have a VERY intense teasing fetish that I have been needing to properly take advantage of for QUITE some time!" James soothingly whispered into Meowth's left ear before then lovingly licking all of the honey and tears that he had just gotten onto Meowth's face right off of it and causing Meowth to adorably-awkwardly blush and smile in the process. After gently patting Meowth's head with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands, James immediately got behind Meowth, lifted Meowth's tail straight up with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands, and then finally began repeatedly thrusting his disturbingly hard and far-more-existent-than-Meowth's penis directly into Meowth's anus.
"OOOH...OHHH...Oh, MAN, this feels so GOOD!" Meowth powerfully pressed the palms of his hands against the carpet of the floor that he was on and blushingly-and-sweatingly moaned with excitement as James's penis began repeatedly touching the extremely tender and sensitive-nerve-ending-containing flesh that his cute little feline butt contained. Meanwhile, James even-more-blushingly-and-sweatingly began counting down from (T-minus) ten to (T-minus) zero as he increasingly-rapidly and increasingly-forcefully sodomized Meowth.
"Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...THREE...TWO...ONE...MY ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIN!" James surprisingly-calm-soundingly counted down as his penis far-too-quickly went from being rock-hard to being diamond-hard...before then orgasmically screaming at the top of his lungs as his penis completely lost its ability to control itself and began shooting a nauseatingly large amount of cum into Meowth's butt. After exhaustedly lying, moaning and panting on the floor of James's bedroom in extremely exhaustion-showing face-up positions for two entire minutes due to how intensely they had just shown how much they loved each other to each other, James and Meowth immediately climbed onto James's bed (which the left side of belonged to James while its right side belonged to Meowth) and then fell partially asleep atop it while lovingly and utterly-adorable-lookingly hugging each other as they did so. Barely even one minute later, however, Meowth's eyes suddenly became quite-widely open due to the fact that he had just started hearing AM and DM speaking to him with his Central Nervous Super-Computer's "Inner Voice(s)" feature as they sat on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs.
"WAKE UP, you fucking feline fruitcake! There is SO much explaining that you currently need to give to DM and I about how and why you currently think that you need to have SEX with James in order to show how much you love James to James! You should be COMPLETELY ashamed of yourself right now!" AM threw his arms out beside himself and furiously scolded Meowth, causing Meowth to regretfully and depressed-lookingly nod his head while DM was busy smirkingly crossing his arms over his chest and already being about to tell Meowth to basically have MORE sex with James.
"Also, you CLEARLY have forgotten to make sure that James's feet actually ARE clean ones right now! You do not love him 'every bit as much as he loves you' at ALL, you MONSTER!" DM placed his hands onto his hips and teasingly scolded Meowth in an extremely obvious imitation of the even-more-extremely over-the-top "gentleman voice" that James had, causing AM to cross his arms over his chest and exasperatedly roll his eyes and groan while Meowth also did so.
"What's the MATTER, Meowth? Have you FINALLY realized how much you currently NEED to make sure that my feet are clean so that they won't attract ants and the like, you cheeky boy?" James teasingly asked Meowth after being woken up by the poor cat's groaning. After intensely-blushingly nodding his head and exhaustedly saying "YES…" to James, Meowth immediately crawled over to James's sweet and sticky feet and began doggishly licking them.
"Meowth, the fact that you have just had rather intense sex with one of your own HUMAN owners would be utterly revolting even if Jessie was NOT currently James's fiance! ALSO, you have become one of the foot slaves of a man who probably is even MORE pathetic than you by doing so!" AM placed his hands onto his lap and disgustedly scolded Meowth while Meowth was busy lovingly, slowly and intensely-blushingly licking, sucking and kissing James's utterly glorious feet until NO honey was on them. Meanwhile, James playfully wiggled his feet and giggled due to his ticklishness while teasingly calling Meowth "SUCH an adorably naughty boy" and adorably-awkwardly blushing and smiling as he did so.
"For STARTERS, James is an EXTREMELY spoiled pansy who basically has had to deal with being spineless and being too disgustingly rich and beautiful for his own good while Jessie has had to deal with being motherless and YOU have had to deal with being homeless and parentless, getting nightmarishly abused by FAR too many of the people and creatures that you have met, AND completely-literally not having a penis." DM disgustedly and head-shakingly told Meowth while Meowth was busy cleaning the soles and toes of James's feet with his big feline mouth. Meanwhile, James teasingly curled and wiggled his toes while even-more-teasingly snickering due to a combination of his ticklishness and Meowth's patheticness as he did so.
"Naturally enough, James also is a STUNNINGLY pompous clown whose favorite pastimes are wearing utterly ridiculous-looking costumes, pretending that he is a woman, bragging about how amazing he thinks that he is, and basically SCREAMING 'I am gay!' at the top of his lungs." AM shrugged his shoulders, loudly sighed, and then exhaustedly told Meowth while Meowth was busy cleaning the tops and sides of James's intensely wiggling feet with his big feline mouth and causing James to quite-intensely laugh in the process.
As Meowth and James (the man whose feet Meowth had just finished cleaning with his big feline mouth) immediately continued "sleeping" atop James's bed while lovingly hugging each other as they did so, Meowth merrily thought "I KNOW that James is a total fruity fruitcake; that's why I LOVE him as much I do, you silly goose!" to himself, causing AM to throw his arms out beside himself and exasperatedly roll his eyes while DM crossed his arms over his chest and almost-as-exasperatedly groaned.
"I really should be thanking God for the fact that you currently do not have a penis SO many freaking times right now." AM clutched his forehead with his left hand and exhaustedly told Meowth, causing DM to quite-agreeingly nod his head and sigh while Meowth was busy teasingly smiling and giggling due to how much he knew that AM and DM secretly loved how extremely dirty the mind that his surprisingly powerful brain contained had become.
"HMM...I WONDER...are the two of you able to grant wishes?" Meowth curiously thought to himself, causing AM and DM to nervously look at each other and think "UHH…" to themselves before then reluctantly-and-sighingly nodding their heads and deciding to finally tell him about one of the remarkably numerous things that they had been hiding from him due to how much he loved taking advantage of both things and people. Naturally enough, the thing that Meowth wanted to wish for was a penis, as AM and DM were able to far-too-easily see by looking at the thoughts that were being displayed by his Central Nervous Super-Computer as he "slept" with James.
"YES…" AM and DM shrugged their shoulders, rolled their eyes, shook their heads back and forth and exasperatedly groaned due to how much they already completely knew what Meowth was about to wish for. Meanwhile, Meowth grinningly snickered due to how much he knew that AM and DM secretly wanted to see him repeatedly inserting his penis into the anus of his new boyfriend.
"What are you currently laughing about, sweetie?" James briefly woke up in order to curiously ask Meowth as he and Meowth continued nakedly-and-lovingly hugging each other atop James's bed.
"I'm laughing at YOU due to the fact that you have just had gay sex with one of your own PETS!" Meowth blushingly-and-gigglingly teased James, causing James to humiliatedly whisper "YEAH..." as he and Meowth immediately fell "asleep" again while playfully fondling each other with their hands as they did so.
"Uhhh...before I start making the wish that I painfully-obviously am about to make, would the two of you MIND telling me about what I AM allowed to wish for right now and what I am NOT allowed to wish for right now?" Meowth nervously thought to himself, causing AM and DM to shrug their shoulders, rather-loudly say "WELL…" to him, and then immediately begin telling him about what the rules of his brain's "Wish Granter" feature were while he and James were busy quite-literally playing with each other.
"Well, there technically is exactly one thing that you ARE allowed to wish for right now, and wishing for it quite-literally is a thing that you will NEVER be able to do again." AM crossed his arms over his chest and nervously warned Meowth while Meowth was busy gently-and-lovingly touching James's penis with his cute feline hands. Meanwhile, James was squeezing and smacking Meowth's even more cute feline butt with his sexy human hands while playfully giggling as he did so.
"Well, what IS it? What IS the thing that you have just told me about?" Meowth curiously thought to himself as he and James passionately hugged and French-kissed each other atop James's bed.
"It's...it's...it's the thing that you most-hilariously-ironically do not have right now." AM blushingly told Meowth while Meowth was busy wanting to insert his penis into James but actually not having a penis.
"It isn't Pay Day, is it?" Meowth worried-lookingly thought to himself as he and James continued cuddling each other. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM resoundingly face-palmed themselves.
"NO, you freaking FOOL; it's a PENIS!" DM threw his arms out beside himself and exasperatedly yelled at Meowth while AM crossed his arms over his chest and disappointedly sighed due to how much Meowth had just completely missed the point of what he had just said to him.
"Despite the fact that you are a Meowth, the fact that you currently are unable to use Pay Day actually is quite fitting for you; however, the fact that you currently are a LITERALLY dickless 'tough guy' who is comically weak-looking and isn't even able to properly have sex with the man that he currently is having sex with is comedy GOLD that arguably rivals James himself!" AM snickeringly told Meowth, causing Meowth to indignantly roll his eyes and sigh as he and James continued cuddling each other.
"However, we currently are not allowed to give a penis to you." DM shrugged his shoulders and regretfully told Meowth, causing Meowth to horrified-lookingly and hilariously-loudly yell "WHAT?!" while he and James were busy trying to quietly-and-comfortably sleep atop James's bed.
"I didn't say anything, you adorable little goofball!" James teasingly told Meowth while playfully squeezing Meowth in order to make Meowth warm and comfortable as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth was busy looking extremely and quite-ironically cold and frightened due to what DM had just said to him.
"WHY are the two of you currently unable to give a penis to me?" Meowth weepingly thought to himself, causing AM and DM to shake their heads back and forth and regretfully say "WELL…" to him while James was busy hugging, petting and kissing him like...WELL...like a fruity fruitcake.
"We currently cannot give a penis to you because you currently DO not DESERVE one, ya FOOL!" AM crossed his arms over his chest and frustratedly told Meowth. Meanwhile, James still was lovingly cuddling Meowth but was starting to quite-worriedly wonder what was going on inside Meowth's head as he did so.
"But WHY, AM? WHY do you think that I do not deserve a penis?" Meowth curled himself up into a fetus-shaped ball atop James's bed and shakingly-and-weepingly thought to himself, causing James to shruggingly say "SHEESH!" to Meowth, finally stop touching Meowth, and then immediately fall "asleep" again so that he wouldn't be bothering the total basket case that Meowth far-too-clearly was becoming anymore.
"Because you don't, Meowth; you don't. Practically ALL of the people and creatures that you have wanted to have sex with so far have been members of the following groups: disgusting gold diggers such as Meowzie, HUMANS such as James, creatures who are MUCH less human-like than you, and generally shallow pieces of eye candy that you far-too-frequently forget about the fact that your eyes are connected to a VERY powerful brain while looking at. In other words, imagining YOU having a penis makes us even more uncomfortable than how…(gags)...INTIMATELY you and James have just played with each other." AM placed his hands onto his lap and extremely-disappointedly told Meowth while Meowth was busy tightly clutching his intensely aching head with his hands and increasingly-horrifiedly realizing how right AM was.
"Well, I currently am BORED and need a new toy!" Meowth whimperingly thought to himself while clutching his head with his hands and being extremely fetus-shaped in the process, causing AM and DM to exasperatedly say "UGH…" and intensely-blushingly roll their eyes while Meowth and James rather-disturbingly were busy wanting Meowth to have a penis every bit as much as each other.
"We really are feeling quite a bit of your pain right now, but being every bit as literally dickless as us is a punishment that you really do COMPLETELY deserve right now! WHY did you not properly LISTEN to us when we REPEATEDLY warned you about how much of a greedy slut Meowzie is while you were busy trying to become her new boyfriend/husband?!" DM placed his hands onto his hips and angrily scolded Meowth while AM completely-agreeingly nodded his head.
"I didn't even think that you and AM were REAL back then! Back THEN, I thought that you and him were just imaginary friends that my brain had created due to the fact that I had practically NO actual friends!" Meowth cryingly-and-tremblingly thought to himself while continuing to be a fetus-shaped and utterly pathetic basket case atop James's bed as he did so.
"Well, you kind of are SUPPOSED to still think that DM and I are imaginary friends right now due to how much playing he and I have done with your brain in order to force you to do so, but due to how extremely REAL your mental problems have become, the two of us have quite-recently decided to cause you to become properly aware of the fact that we are two of your only REAL friends and hopefully stop being an utterly nauseating little RAT in the process." AM crossed his arms over his chest and regretfully told Meowth, causing Meowth to quite-disturbed-lookingly whisper "What?" to himself due to the fact that "playing with his brain" had just gotten mentioned by AM.
"Uhhh...what did you mean when you said that you and DM have been playing with my brain a few seconds ago? You and him haven't been giving any DAMAGE to it, right?" Meowth began lying in a completely normal face-up sleeping position right next to James and surprisingly-calmly thought to himself, causing AM and DM to sighingly shake their heads back and forth while Meowth was busy staring straight up at the ceiling of James's bedroom.
"AM and I haven't DAMAGED your brain, but by using the Central Nervous Super-Computer that it contains, we HAVE been deleting your interesting but extremely inconsequential sightings of 'bugs that look like you' from your memory banks AND doing various other quite-literally mind-changing things. Despite how disgustingly manipulative we have decided to be in order to keep you safe, we really do NEED to make sure that you will NEVER become permanently aware of the fact that we and the aforementioned CNSC that we are two of the three main operators of actually ARE completely real in order to prevent you from becoming excessively reliant on us and starting to think that your brain completely belongs to us. Naturally enough, AJ, DJ, AJS and DJS basically have been doing the exact same thing that I have just told you about to James and Jessie. Therefore, you, James and Jessie already have spent QUITE large amounts of time being right about the outer workings of your brains but being extremely wrong about their inner workings." DM placed his hands onto his lap and regretfully told Meowth, causing Meowth to angrily think "WHAT?!" to himself while he and James were busy "peacefully sleeping" right next to each other atop James's bed.
"You...you two...you and AM are able to remove memories from my memory banks?!" Meowth seethingly thought to himself while already wanting to quite-loudly scream in both fear and anger as he did so. Meanwhile, AM and DM regretfully-and-understandingly nodded their heads and sighed.
"Well, the brain that your head currently contains BASICALLY is one of the ones that the heads of Jessie and James currently contain, so why would DM and I NOT be able to remove memories from your memory banks right now?" AM shrugged his shoulders and frustratedly asked Meowth while DM completely-agreeingly nodded his head and sighed. A few seconds later, the thing that AM had just said to Meowth caused Meowth to immediately go from being seething to being completely furious and wanting to mercilessly beat AM and DM up until every bone in their bodies was at LEAST as broken as Meowzie had caused his heart to become.
"Would you and DM MIND telling me...ahem...WHY THE TWO OF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETELY REMOVED MY MEMORIES OF THE UTTERLY NIGHTMARISH THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME AT CAMP POKEHEARST AND IN HOLLYWOOD FROM MY BRAIN YET?!" Meowth surprisingly-calm-soundingly began thinking to himself while having a brightly red face...and then QUITE-suddenly began thinking to himself in one of THE loudest and most angry-sounding ways that he was capable of thinking to himself in while having a glowingly red head that a rather large amount of steam was coming out of the ear holes and top of as he did so. Roughly ten seconds of Meowth incredibly-intensely shaking due to how angry he was later, James, AM and DM became so extremely worried about Meowth's far-too-rapidly declining mental health that they immediately started trying to calm him down so that he wouldn't attempt to kill anyone.
"Meowth, PLEASE answer this question for me; what is WRONG with you right now? What has just caused you to become SO angry that you seem to barely even be able to control yourself?" James sat right next to Meowth (who was face-uply and utterly-furious-lookingly lying atop the man's bed) in a "criss-cross applesauce" position and quite-worried-soundingly asked Meowth while gently-and-lovingly stroking and patting the intensely aching head of the poor thing with his graceful human hands as he did so. A few seconds later, Meowth frustratedly said "Stop BOTHERING me!" to James while continuing to stare straight up at the ceiling of James's bedroom, excessively-intensely shake due to how angry AM and DM had just caused him to become, and generally be a total basket case as he did so.
"PLEASE just TALK to me, Meowth; I currently am trying to HELP you!" James placed his hands onto his lap and very-depressed-lookingly warned Meowth while Meowth was busy completely ignoring him. Roughly fifteen seconds of Meowth completely ignoring James later, James shrugged his shoulders, exasperatedly rolled his eyes, quite-loudly sighed, and then immediately fell "asleep" again while AM and DM were busy extremely-disappointedly shaking their heads back and forth and wishing that they lived inside the head of a better "person".
"Meowth, we already have TOLD you about what happens when COMPLETELY unforgettable things such as how much you have gotten abused at Camp Pokehearst and in Hollywood enter the memory banks of characters such as you, Jessie and James! GETTING THEM OUT OF THE BRAINS THAT THEY HAVE ENTERED BECOMES COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE!" AM threw his arms out beside himself and frustratedly told Meowth, causing DM to extremely-depressedly shake his head back and forth and whisper "YEAH…" to himself while Meowth was busy almost-as-depressedly nodding his head and whispering "I WANT TO DIE…" to himself.
"Even if you kill yourself by destroying your brain, you will have a perfect backup copy of it in your afterlife, so don't even THINK about killing yourself by destroying your brain!" DM crossed his arms over his chest and angrily told Meowth while quite-ironically causing Meowth to think about killing himself by destroying his brain as he did so. Roughly ten seconds of Meowth and AM regretfully nodding their heads due to what DM had just said later, Meowth even-more-regretfully continued "speaking" to AM and DM while looking and being painfully depressed as he did so.
"I probably am going to live in HELL in my afterlife anyway…" Meowth weepingly thought to himself, causing AM and DM to completely-agreeingly nod their heads and whisper "YEAH…" to themselves while Meowth was busy being about to jump off of James's bed and onto the floor of James's bedroom. A few seconds (and one jump) later, James immediately and quite-startledly woke up after hearing the noise that Meowth's feet had just caused the floor of his bedroom to make by hitting it.
"Uhh...Meowth? What are you doing right now?" James tiredly looked at Meowth and confusedly asked Meowth while Meowth was busy opening the item storage drawers of his bedside table in order to make sure that the one of them that his handheld mirror was inside also contained one of his pistol-shaped grink (grow/shrink) ray guns, immediately-but-gently closing said drawers due to the fact that he had just found out that said gun was exactly where he had been hoping that it was, and then quickly-yet-quietly walking toward the front door of his bedroom while being extremely naked and looking even-more-extremely "up to no good" as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM exhausted-lookingly shrugged their shoulders and sighed while quite-visibly wondering why the brain-operating chairs that they were sitting on were not inside the head of a better and less disturbing-fetishes-having "person" as they did so.
"I'm going into Jessie's bedroom in order to make sure that she still is asleep and make sure that the miniature Jessies that live inside her head still are alive." Meowth regretfully told James while hanging his cute feline head in shame as he did so. Meanwhile, James increasingly-worriedly continued looking at Meowth and wondering what was going on inside Meowth's head.
"UHHH...are you going to wash your body before entering Jessie's bedroom and NOT try to have SEX with Jessie WHILE being in her bedroom?" James nervously asked Meowth while Meowth was busy unlocking and opening the front door of his bedroom. After incredibly-flatly saying "Yes." to James and then immediately leaving James's bedroom and closing its front door behind himself while James was busy shrugging his shoulders, rolling his eyes and exasperatedly sighing, Meowth immediately walked into James's bathroom, turned its lights on, and then closed and locked its entrance door behind himself so that James hopefully would not be able to interrupt the quite warm and cleansing shower that he was about to start taking.
"AM and DM, I don't even WANT to imagine how much the two of you probably hate your lives right now. The two of you already have spent SO many months being stuck with having to inhabit and operate the brain of the utterly pathetic loser that I am, and now...well...NOW, the two of you are stuck with having to live inside my head while I am busy wanting to become able to shove my currently non-existent penis into the butt of a TOTAL fruity fruitcake who is one of my completely human owners while I am a partially human animal." Meowth extremely-depressed-lookingly thought to himself as he stepped into James's shower and then immediately began spraying its relaxingly warm and cleansing water all over himself despite the fact that he normally hated water.
Naturally enough, Meowth's pair of main breathing holes was on the top of his head (between his ears) and belonged to a "person" who was excessively afraid of water. Therefore, Meowth quite-ironically kept James's shower's water away from his one of the Team Rocket Trio's water-proof and force-field-featuring brains that its members actually were completely aware of both the water-proofness of and the force-field-featuringness of by closing his main breathing holes and breathing through his mouth while he was busy spraying James's shower's water all over himself.
"We want to DIE." AM and DM hung their heads in shame and self-loathingly told Meowth while Meowth was busy covering the top of his dirty-mind-containing head with James's lavender-scented shampoo and then vigorously scrubbing his dirty-mind-containing head with his hands.
"I DEFINITELY also want to die right now, but there still are a few VERY important things that me and the two of you need to take care of before allowing our lives to end." Meowth somewhat-nervously thought to himself while breath-holdingly washing the shampoo that he had just used off of himself as he did so. After wondering what Meowth had just started talking about for a quite-understandably small number of seconds while the shampoo that Meowth had just started washing off of his head began moving straight down from his head to his toes in gloriously detailed slow motion, AM and DM quite-tiredly shook their heads back and forth and sighed.
"Let me guess; you want to kill Jessie and then marry James?" AM extremely-bored-soundingly asked Meowth while Meowth was busy covering his body that James far-too-clearly loved FAR too much with body wash that he had just squirted onto James's cute little ball-shaped shower sponge. Naturally enough, the body wash that I have just mentioned belonged to James and was lavender-scented.
"Well, those two things BASICALLY are the main things that I currently want to do, but I also want to make sure that James is COMPLETELY aware of how utterly DISGUSTING the fact that he has just started having sex with ME is!" Meowth increasingly-angrily thought to himself as he scrubbed his arm pits, butt and crotch with James's cute little ball-shaped shower sponge.
"Let me guess; you want to turn yourself into a giant and then repeatedly stomp on James's penis due to how much you hate the fact that James currently has a penis while you currently do not have one?" AM embarrassedly asked Meowth as he and DM blushingly looked at the plan that was being displayed as Comic Sans text on the screen of Meowth's Central Nervous Super-Computer. After hearing what AM had just said to him, Meowth confusedly said "HUH?" out loud while scrubbing his back, chest, legs and feet with James's cute little ball-shaped shower sponge as he did so.
"After doing THAT, you want to...ahem...SWALLOW James in order to give a Secret Test of Character to him?" DM extremely-confusedly asked Meowth while Meowth was busy humiliated-lookingly washing the aforementioned body wash that he had just used off of both himself and James's cute little ball-shaped shower sponge in gloriously detailed slow motion.
"WOW...have the two of you just literally read my THOUGHTS?" Meowth astonishedly thought to himself as he finally finished washing his beautiful body and then immediately turned James's shower off.
"Meowth, you are one of the members of a species whose members NATURALLY have both nostrils that are on the TOPS of their heads AND water-proof and computer-containing brains that are encased in extremely form-fitting and almost-completely invisible bio-electric force fields AND are the homes of miniature versions of the Meowths that they belong to! In other words, YOU ARE A CARTOON CHARACTER!" AM increasingly-angrily reminded Meowth while Meowth was busy walking out of James's shower and then immediately drying himself off with an extremely pink one of James's bath towels.
"Well, at least I haven't gotten tricked into thinking that I am a 'flaming' Moltres!" Meowth indignantly thought to himself while he was busy drying himself off with the aforementioned extremely pink one of James's bath towels that he had just grabbed. A few seconds later, AM and DM shrugged their shoulders and exasperatedly sighed due to what Meowth had just "said" to them.
"Well, at least James hasn't gotten tricked into thinking that 'all that glitters is gold' by a woman who has 'all that glitters is NOT gold' written ALL over herself!" AM disgustedly sneered at Meowth as Meowth finally finished drying himself off and then immediately started brushing his teeth with Jessie's toothbrush and James's toothpaste while far-too-proud-lookingly looking at himself with the big, wide, rectangular and excessively expensive-looking vanity mirror that James's bathroom contained and thankfully being completely aware of how much of a literal penis sucker James's toothbrush (which had been sitting RIGHT next to Jessie's toothbrush) belonged to as he did so.
"BUT...but...Meowzie had such a cute body and really was SO sweet when I met her for my first few times in Hollywood…" Meowth depressedly thought to himself while he was busy cleaning his mouth with Jessie's toothbrush in order to FINALLY get James's penile germs out of his mouth. After hearing what Meowth had just "said" to them, AM and DM immediately rolled their eyes and exasperatedly groaned due to the fact that they had just gotten reminded about how surprisingly small the brain that they lived inside was despite how large Meowth often pretended that it was.
"For YOUR information, Meowzie's cute body REALLY WAS one of the ONLY redeeming qualities that she had when you met her for your first few times in Hollywood! She cared about practically NOTHING other than money and herself, she was an utterly REPULSIVE gold-digging slut who couldn't even decide whether she wanted to have sex with animals such as you and herself or wanted to have sex with HUMANS such as Jessie and James...AND, most importantly, when you showed how human-like you have become in order to make her happy to her for your first time, she spoke to you in a way that was about as SWEET as a mixed drink that the ingredients of are vodka, whiskey and hot sauce!" DM extremely-frustratedly reminded Meowth while Meowth was busy scrubbing his teeth and tongue with Jessie's toothbrush so that his mouth would become fit for King James.
"Well, at least Meowzie has given an extremely good reason to hate insufferably pompous bitches such as Jessie as much as I currently do to me." Meowth hatefully thought to himself while spitting an excessively large amount of James's toothpaste into James's sink and then sending it straight down the "throat" of James's sink with some good old-fashioned faucet water. After hearing what Meowth had just "said" to them, AM and DM immediately began depressed-lookingly shaking their heads back and forth while loudly sighing and regretfully thinking "OH, dear…" to themselves as they did so.
While Meowth was busy finally ending his tooth-brushing session and then immediately sending the spit and toothpaste that he had just gotten onto Jessie's toothbrush and into James's sink straight down the aforementioned "throat" of James's sink with more of the same faucet water that he had previously used, AM and DM shrugged their shoulders and extremely-disappointedly groaned as they looked at Meowth's aforementioned plan and thought about how utterly disgusting and humiliating the things that it said that he was about to start doing to Jessie and James were.
"Meowth, you really are SUCH a disgusting little rat…" AM nauseatedly and green-face-havingly told Meowth while Meowth was busy unlocking and opening the entrance door of James's bathroom, turning James's bathroom's lights off, and then walking back out of James's bathroom.
"Well, at least I'm not the disgusting little BRAT that Meowzie was when I met her for my first few times in Hollywood!" Meowth indignantly thought to himself as he far-too-eagerly opened the front door of Jessie's bedroom and then walked back into Jessie's bedroom in order to make sure that Jessie, AJS, and DJS still were every bit as asleep as he had decided to cause them to become.
"Of COURSE you currently are not the disgusting little brat that Meowzie was when you met her for your first few times in Hollywood; THAT disgusting little brat was sane enough to NOT enter your body and then rip your heart and brain apart with her bare hands just because she did not like you and did not want you to be able to get in her way while she was trying to have sex with one of her HUMAN owners! What you currently have become due to your complete inability to get over the utterly sickening verbal abuse that Meowzie has given to you is VASTLY worse than a simp, Meowth; it is a total fucking SOCIOPATH!" DM increasingly-angrily told Meowth while Meowth was busy opening the item storage drawers of Jessie's bedside table, finding one of Jessie's pistol-shaped grink ray guns inside the uppermost one of them, and then immediately closing all of them while looking far-too-extremely proud of himself as he did so.
"HMPH! We'll see who the REAL sociopath of the Team Rocket Trio is when I force James to go into my body and play with my internal organs in the NEXT one of this episode's main parts!" Meowth snickeringly told AM and DM as he shrunk himself to the size of a quite small ant and caused the two of them to become equally smaller by doing so.
"If you want to SEE the utterly disgusting sadist that you have just started turning yourself into, then you definitely should be aware of the fact that you currently have EXACTLY one chance to IMMEDIATELY stop doing the thing that you currently are doing, start looking at yourself with a mirror, and then THINK about the thing that the bestiality-fetish-having cock sucker that you have become able to see the face of by looking at yourself with that mirror has just said to me and DM before DM and I start to completely stop feeling sorry for you." AM crossed his arms over his chest and disgustedly-but-patiently warned Meowth as Meowth far-too-eagerly flew straight through Jessie's snotty and hairy nose and then smugly-grinningly flew straight through the back entrance of her brain while she was busy blushingly-and-moaningly dreaming about having sex with James.
"What I currently want to SEE is Jessie and James getting what they currently DESERVE due to how disgusting and pathetic they currently are, and I currently have both my ACTUAL heart AND my actual brain set on properly punishing the two of them for how much of a CLOWN they seem to think that I am!" Meowth hatefully thought to himself while angrily walking toward Jessie's Central Nervous Super-Computer and past her completely unconscious versions of AM and DM. A few seconds later, AM and DM extremely-surprisedly became completely aware of the fact that Meowth's mind actually HAD become an almost-completely unchangeable one.
"OHHH...my penis would be SO fucking hard right now if I currently had a penis...I have spent SO many of my life's days getting bossed around by this obnoxious bitch, and now, I FINALLY have become able to play with her precious little brain every bit as much as I have been wanting to…" Meowth far-too-excitedly thought to himself while intensely blushing and devilishly grinning from ear to ear in the process as he immediately took DJS's former Jessie's-brain-operating seat, made sure that Jessie's ears had NOT gotten turned back on, and then started doing some good old-fashioned memory deleting.
"HMM...crazy shit such as me getting superpowers and James thinking that he is a Moltres happens all the time in the lives of me, James and Jessie, so the fact that I currently have extremely long-LASTING superpowers definitely SHOULD be a thing that I currently am able to remove from the memory banks of the fucking IDIOT that Jessie is…" Meowth somewhat-worriedly thought to himself as Jessie's CNSC scanned him in order to make sure that he was one of the three main versions of one of the Team Rocket Trio's members and then immediately gave complete access to Jessie's memory banks to him after confirming that he, in fact, completely was one of them.
"YES! The fact that I am going to still have superpowers when today's sunrise happens IS a thing that I currently am able to remove from Jessie's memory banks! Thank GOD, young Meowth!" Meowth extremely-relievedly thought to himself as he removed "The superpowers that Meowth has just gotten are extremely long-lasting ones." from Jessie's memory banks and then replaced it with "The superpowers that Meowth has just gotten are superpowers that he will immediately lose when tomorrow's sunrise happens, and Meowth will IMMEDIATELY maul Jessie to death if Jessie tells him that this memory is a fake one." so that Jessie would become more likely to "accidentally" cause her own death by swallowing him while he was busy still having his new superpowers.
"Now, I need to make how fragile the interior of this 'tough' girl actually is even more hilariously ironic than it normally is!" Meowth snickeringly thought to himself as he turned how much of a femdom fetish Jessie had completely "up to eleven" by using her CNSC's Control Panel. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM crossed their arms over their chests, quite-loudly sighed, and extremely-disappointedly shook their intensely aching heads back and forth as they looked at the parts of Meowth's plan that said that Meowth was going to "clean Jessie's feet with his mouth", "crawl into Jessie's vagina", and "drink Jessie's breast milk".
"NOW, I need to make sure that Jessie, AJS and DJS are NOT going to wake up at a time that I do not want the three of them to wake up at! OOOH! What's THIS?!" Meowth mischievously thought to himself as he found the "Alarm Clock" feature of Jessie's CNSC and then immediately activated it so that it would cause a song that was stuck in Jessie's head to quite-loudly play in her one of the Team Rocket Trio's minds at exactly 12:00 PM (noon). A few painfully long-feeling seconds later, Jessie's CNSC displayed a warning message that said that due to the fact that AJS and DJS were the most sentient parts OF Jessie's mind, the alarm that Meowth had just activated was going to play in both Jessie's mind and those of AJS and DJS.
"NOW, I need to get rid of the electrical energy that I have absorbed into myself!" Meowth somewhat-worriedly thought to himself as he quickly-yet-quietly walked toward the back entrance of Jessie's brain while absorbing quite a bit of the electrical energy that Jessie's brain contained into himself with his feet in order to make sure that he was not creating a plot hole as he did so. Naturally enough, the next thing that Meowth did was even more weird; after flying back out of Jessie's brain by flying through its back entrance, Meowth decided to fly onto the top of Jessie's brain, crawl onto the top of Jessie's parietal lobe, and then slowly-and-gently release the electrical energy that he had absorbed into himself into Jessie's parietal lobe with his hands and feet while much-more-literally tickling Jessie's parietal lobe with his fingers and toes as he did so.
"MMMH...AHHH...OHHHGH...OH, YEAH...PLEASE DON'T STOP FUCKING ME, JAMES!" Jessie increasingly-arousedly moaned and yelled as Meowth rapidly crawled around on the top of her parietal lobe with his completely bare hands and feet and intensely tickled one of her brain's extremely sensitive main pleasure centers by doing so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM wide-eyedly shook their heads back and forth and whispered "WHAT...THE...FUCK?" to themselves due to how utterly insane the "person" whose head they lived inside far-too-clearly was becoming.
"Come ON, Jessie; you KNOW that James would NEVER do THAT!" Meowth extremely-sarcastically thought to himself as he crawled onto the exact center of the "sweet spot" that he far-too-clearly was on and then immediately began licking it in an extremely passionate way while quite-intensely blushing and causing AM and DM to quite-nearly vomit as he did so. Meanwhile, Jessie began moaning more and more loudly until she finally became completely overloaded with excitement due to how intensely James was fucking her in the wet dream that actually was supposed to be about HER having sex with HIM that she was having.
"OH, MY GODDD, YESSS! I FUCKING LOOOVE YOU, JAAAMES!" Jessie orgasmically and intensely-blushingly yelled as the wet dream that was about her having sex with James that she was having suddenly became so extremely sensual that it caused her to cream herself so intensely that she became even more deeply asleep than she had previously been due to how much Meowth had just stimulated her parietal lobe. While Jessie was busy being almost-completely unconscious due to how intensely she had just creamed herself, Meowth flew straight back out of her nose, enlarged himself straight back to a normal human size, and then immediately walked straight back out of Jessie's bedroom and gently closed its front door behind himself while extremely-understandably looking quite embarrassed as he did so.
"Meowth, for the love of God, PLEASE just climb onto James's bed and then properly fall asleep atop it BEFORE you somehow manage to cause DM and I to become even MORE uncomfortable than DM and I currently are!" AM extremely-tired-lookingly clutched his head with his hands and exasperatedly yelled at Meowth while Meowth was busy walking straight back into James's bedroom and then quickly-yet-quietly closing and locking its front door behind himself. Meanwhile, DM was extremely-frightened-lookingly shivering due to how much playing Meowth had just done with Jessie's brain.
"UHHH...Meowth? You DID not have sex with Jessie after taking tonight's one of your showers, RIGHT?" James (who basically had just gotten woken up by Jessie's moaning and yelling) extremely-worriedly asked Meowth while face-uply lying atop his bed and frightened-and-exhausted-lookingly staring straight up at the ceiling of his bedroom as he did so.
"UMMM...NO! OF COURSE NOT! Jessie did the moaning and yelling that she has just done because she was dreaming about having sex with YOU, James!" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and extremely-nervous-soundingly told James while having extremely shifty eyes and partially lying to James as he did so.
"Come ON, Meowth; do you REALLY think that I am gullible enough to be able to believe that the thing that you have just said to me is not a lie?!" James crossed his arms over his chest, rolled his eyes, and exasperatedly asked Meowth while AM, DM, AJ and DJ completely-agreeingly nodded their heads.
"Well, I'm the one of the two of us that currently is able to enter your head and then rip your precious little brain apart with his bare hands, so please answer this question for me: do you want to IMMEDIATELY stop thinking that your best friend has just lied to you, or do you want to get your precious little brain turned into a glorified pile of scrambled eggs by your best friend?" Meowth smirkingly asked James while slowly-and-creepily walking toward James's bed as he did so.
"OKAY! OKAY! I no longer think that you have just lied to me! However, I currently DO think that you are starting to become utterly insane! What in the actual Hell is WRONG with YOUR brain?" James extremely-worriedly told and asked Meowth while giving a "back off" gesture to Meowth with his neat human hands as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth quite-thirsty-lookingly climbed onto the top of James's bed and extremely-surprisingly was NOT about to start having even more sex with James as he did so.
"HUH? Why do you currently seem to be so extremely SAD, Meowth? You aren't really STILL thinking about Meowzie and Hollywood, RIGHT?" James sat atop his bed in a "criss-cross applesauce" position, placed his hands onto his lap, and quite-worriedly asked Meowth while Meowth was busy legs-danglingly sitting on the edge of his side of James's bed and extremely-depressed-lookingly looking down at the floor of James's bedroom.
"Perhaps the remarkably charming little PUPPET play that I currently am about to show to you will cause you and the miniature versions of me that live inside my head to become properly aware of how utterly empty I currently feel." Meowth shook his head back and forth and regretfully told James as AM and DM immediately flew out of his cute feline head by flying through the breathing holes that were on its top. A few seconds later, James extremely-confusedly yelled "HUH?!" due to how completely real AM and DM had just shown the fact that they were to him by flying right in front of his lovely human eyes.
"What has just caused YOU to become so SURPRISED, James?" Meowth smirkingly asked James as AM and DM flew straight into James's ears while James was busy quite-nervously wondering what the two of them were doing. A few seconds later, AM and DM had incredibly-quickly flown all the way through James's ear canals and were standing right next to his ear drums.
"You, me, and Jessie...we actually DO contain miniature versions of ourselves that live inside our heads?!" James tightly clutched his head with his hands and bewilderedly asked, causing AM to yell "THAT'S RIGHT!" into James's left ear drum while DM yelled "THAT'S RIGHT!" into James's right ear drum.
"YUP…" Meowth loudly sighed and then tiredly said while very-tired-lookingly nodding his head as he did so. A few seconds later, James angrily smacked the sides of his lovely-lavender-hair-having head with his hands and thankfully caused AM and DM to fly back out of his ears and stop bothering him by doing so while Meowth was busy saying "AHEM!" in order to basically tell James that the aforementioned "puppet play" that he wanted to show to James was about to begin.
"However, the MAIN fact that I currently am thinking about is a fact that has disturbed me QUITE-nearly every bit as much as that one has; it is the fact that you currently are being SO nice to me. You currently LOVE the cock-sucking little RAT that I currently am SO much that you have PROUDLY allowed YOUR cock to be one of the ones that he sucks and gets shoved into his butt. You have been pampering me in a way that is causing me to remind myself of Meowzie FAR more than I should." Meowth extremely-regretfully told James while far-too-rapidly starting to sound like Ren Hoek (Peter Lorre) as he did so. Meanwhile, James stood in front of Meowth, crossed his neat human arms over his hot human chest, and equally-regretfully nodded his head while AM and DM stood atop James's shoulders (AM was on James's left shoulder, while DM was on James's right shoulder) and loudly-sighingly hung their heads in extremely visible shame.
"Despite the fact that I quite-quickly took a shower after having the sex that I have far-too-recently had with you, my mind is so painfully DIRTY right now! I don't think that it will EVER be REMOTELY clean again!" Meowth shook his head back and forth, clutched his head with both of his hands, and self-loathingly told James. A few seconds later, Meowth exhaustedly said "UGGGH…" and collapsed onto the top of James's bed while James, AM and DM completely-agreeingly nodded their heads, shrugged their shoulders and sighed.
"My life really is SUCH an utterly pathetic JOKE. I currently have been one of Team Rocket's members for SO many days and STILL am almost-completely unable to believe how almost-completely pointless some of the things that I did in order to improve my life when I was younger were and are. I went to Hollywood in order to become a celebrity and then extremely-quickly became a penniless and homeless PARIAH after getting to Hollywood...I became a fake human and became unable to use PAY DAY in the process in order to impress a girl whose favorite things were money and REAL humans...I became one of Team Rocket's members in order to become rich and powerful and then remained poor and weak after doing so...and in general, my life basically was and is nothing but a hilariously massive pile of irony and disappointment, just like your life." Meowth weepingly told James while crossing his cute feline legs, resting his cute feline hands atop his equally cute feline chest, resting his intensely aching feline head atop "his" one of James's pillows, face-uply lying atop James's bed, and wide-eyedly staring straight up at the ceiling of James's bedroom as he did so. Meanwhile, AM and DM flew off of James's shoulders and then immediately began floating directly above James's lovely-lavender-hair-having head and looking down at Meowth while painfully-intensely wanting to fly back into Meowth's head and give some good old-fashioned psychotherapy to Meowth as they did so.
"LOOK at me, James. Despite the fact that I quite-ironically have become one of the idols of MILLIONS of people, I currently am an utterly DISGUSTING coward who is almost-completely unable to stop whining about his past and is SO much of a sex-starved little RAT that he has forced you to cheat on Jessie just to finally give a proper chance to LITERALLY suck your dick to himself. I have caused Meowzie to become SO right about me...I have become SUCH a horny and crazy little FREAK..." Meowth shakingly clutched the top of James's bed with his cute feline hands and sobbingly told James while James, AM and DM completely-agreeingly nodded their heads and sighed. Naturally enough, Meowth started going completely "off of the deep end" a few seconds later.
"Despite the fact that I currently am acting like a total weakling, I currently am able to EXTREMELY-easily end the utterly pathetic farce that my life currently is. However, YOU are SO completely pathetic and useless that I currently want to kill you even more than I currently want to kill myself." Meowth devilishly-grinningly told James while sounding quite-disturbingly happy as he did so. Meanwhile, James, AM and DM audibly gulped and terrified-lookingly started shivering as they looked at the increasingly visible...well, MONSTER that Meowth had become.
"I currently am able to effortlessly kill you by quite-gently TOUCHING you with my cute and soft little hands." Meowth jumped back off of James's bed and then snickeringly told James while having an extremely creepy grin on his face and disturbingly-slowly walking toward the speechless and motionless James and the almost-equally speechless and motionless AM and DM as he did so. A few seconds later, the extremely scared-looking James girlishly gasped in terror as Meowth surprisingly-gently grabbed the left and right sides of his lovely-lavender-hair-having head with his cute and soft feline hands. A few MORE seconds later, the extremely worried-looking AM and DM started hugging each other for comfort while Meowth was busy being the utterly terrifying creep that he had become (homoerotically stroking James's head with his cute little feline hands and even-more-homoerotically licking James's face with his big and moist feline tongue).
"When the countdown that I currently am about to start ends, I am going to suck a HUGE amount of the electrical energy that your brain currently contains out of your brain by using my hands. While you are 'busy' being almost-completely unconscious due to how much of your brain's energy I have sucked out of your brain, I will drag you out of your house's front door and onto its front yard by using my aforementioned hands." Meowth far-too-calm-soundingly told the fearfully shivering James, causing the fearfully shivering James to quite-audibly gulp while the increasingly-extremely worried-looking AM and DM continued hugging each other for comfort.
"UMMM...what is the NEXT thing that you are about to do to me? Are you going to enlarge yourself while increasing the amount of electrical energy that your body contains in the process and then literally crush my heart by using your equally-literally electrifying feet?" James extremely-fearfully asked Meowth while almost not even wanting to know what the next one of the things that Meowth was about to do to him was as he did so. Meanwhile, AM and DM continued terrified-lookingly hugging each other for comfort and intently looked down at the top of Meowth's increasingly insanity-filled and extremely jealousy-filled head as they did so.
"NO, Mr. Bond; I'm going to enlarge myself while increasing the amount of electrical energy that my body contains in the process and then almost-literally touch your heart by using my quite-literally electrifying HANDS!" Meowth snickeringly told James, causing James, AM and DM to exasperatedly shrug their shoulders and sigh as Meowth suddenly stopped touching James and then finally backed away from him. A few seconds later, Meowth took a surprisingly deep breath and then immediately started being scary again, causing James, AM and DM to tiredly roll their eyes and groan.
"That's RIGHT, James. I currently am holding the fate of MILLIONS of people with MY utterly filthy little hands. I currently am about to crush the hearts of those people by using THESE hands." Meowth frightened-lookingly told James while turning the palms of his cute little feline hands directly toward James and slowly-and-ominously wiggling his equally cute little feline fingers at James as he did so, causing James to extremely-depressedly shrug his shoulders and sigh due to how much of a mentally broken toy the Meowth that he was looking at had gotten turned into by him and Jessie. Meanwhile, AM and DM extremely-worried-lookingly nodded their heads at each other and then immediately flew straight back into Meowth's head by flying through the breathing holes that were on its top.
"Meowth, please properly THINK about the thing that you currently are about to do before doing it! The utterly BEAUTIFUL man that you currently are about to start killing is a man who LOVES you and PROTECTS you! He basically is a GOD!" James frustratedly told Meowth while clutching Meowth's shoulders with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands and intensely shaking Meowth as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM immediately re-took their Meowth's-brain-operating seats and activated the Control Panel of Meowth's CNSC.
"What currently is so godlike about YOU, James? I currently want YOU to IMMEDIATELY close your eyes, open your mind, and start looking INTO yourself! Let's see how much you currently LOVE the PERSON that your 'utterly' beautiful body currently belongs to, you animal-fucking PONCE!" Meowth disgustedly shoved James away from himself with his neat feline hands and then hatefully sneered at James. A few seconds later, James regretfully nodded his head, loudly swallowed his pride, and then far-too-reluctantly started following the advice that Meowth had just given to him while AM and DM were busy increasingly-intensely wanting (and needing) to activate the "Headache Causer" feature of Meowth's CNSC.
"I currently hate myself SO much…" James weepingly told Meowth while AJ and DJ were busy sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs, crossing their arms over their chests, and completely-agreeingly nodding their heads and sighing due to how much of a pompous and bestiality-fetish-having clown the screen of James's CNSC had just started showing to them.
"Despite the fact that you and your fans far-too-clearly have been thinking that you are a god for an EXTREMELY large number of days right now, you currently are JUST as mortal as I currently am! You WILL be dead when this night is over, you 'UTTERLY' narcissistic piece of garbage!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and extremely-angrily told James while James was busy self-loathingly shaking his lovely-lavender-hair-having head back and forth and crying. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ self-pityingly hung their heads in shame and whimpered.
"TEN...NINE...EIGHT...SEVEN...SIX...FIVE…" Meowth sadistically-grinningly began saying to James while slowly-but-terrifyingly walking toward James like a zombie and having bloodshot and twitching eyes as he did so. Meanwhile, AM and DM utterly-terrified-lookingly nodded their heads at each other and then immediately activated the "Headache Causer" feature of Meowth's CNSC and turned Meowth's CNSC's "Headache Causer" feature's "Pain Intensity" setting all the way "up to eleven" while James was busy pressing his far-more-human-than-Meowth's back against the front door of his bedroom and extremely-fearfully shaking as Meowth approached him.
"NYAAARTH! IT'S HAPPENING AGAAAIN! MY BRAIN! MY BEAUTIFUL...SEXY...BRAAAIN! HYAAAUUUGH! HYAAAUUUGH! HYAAAUUUGH!" Meowth collapsed onto his knees, extremely-tightly clutched his unbelievably-intensely aching head with both of his hands, looked straight up at the ceiling of James's bedroom, and intensely-cryingly screamed in agony as he suddenly started experiencing a headache that was so unbelievably intense and painful that it almost caused him to think that his brain literally was about to explode and cause his head to explode in the process.
"UHHH...Meowth, are you OKAY right now? If you currently need to go to a hospital and/or get some help from a psychiatrist, then you DEFINITELY should tell me that you do NOW rather than doing so later!" James regretfully looked down at Meowth and extremely-worriedly warned the whimpering, sideways, wide-and-bloodshot-eyed, intensely trembling, and extremely fetus-shaped ball of mental illness(es) that Meowth had just turned himself into on the floor of his bedroom. Meanwhile, inside the brain that Meowth's intensely aching head that he was tightly clutching with both of his neat feline hands while looking extremely terrified as he did so contained, AM and DM exasperatedly shrugged their shoulders and sighed due to how much Meowth had caused himself to completely deserve the punishment that the two of them had just given to him.
"My brain is an EXTREMELY powerful one that basically starts repairing itself whenever I start being deeply asleep, James; the only things that I currently need to get HELP from are my inner angel, my inner demon, and my brain's built-in alarm clock!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and ironically-frightened-soundingly told/reminded James while continuing to be a fetus-shaped and utterly-terrified-looking ball of mental illness(es) as he did so. A few seconds later, James somewhat-sarcastic-soundingly said "AWWW; I currently am SO extremely proud of you, Meowth! You currently are SUCH an adorable and BRAVE little guy!" to Meowth while scooping Meowth up into his powerful human arms and then adorably-gently lowering Meowth onto the top of his bed as he did so.
"Ummm...SWEETIE? Is the built-in alarm clock that you have just told me that your brain contains REAL, or is it a thing that you have made up in order to cause me to think that your brain is more interesting than it is?" James somewhat-teasingly asked Meowth by leaning toward him and whispering into his left ear after placing Meowth's adorably big and round head atop his bed's right pillow (which actually was its left pillow from Meowth's point of view), burying all of the other parts of Meowth's body underneath his bed's remarkably soft blankets, and then extremely-lovingly kissing the left cheek of Meowth's face. Meanwhile, Meowth had become completely "calmed down" and was intensely blushing and smiling due to how much James had just pampered him.
"It's real." AM and DM told Meowth while looking, sounding and being utterly exhausted and barely even being able to prevent themselves from falling off of their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and completely falling asleep on the floor of Meowth's brain as they did so. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ said "It's real. Your brain basically contains the same version of it that Meowth's brain contains." to James while sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs and looking, sounding and being almost as tired as AM and DM looked, sounded and had become as they did so. A few seconds later, James excessively-tightly clutched his lovely-lavender-hair-having head with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands and dumbfoundedly yelled "HUH?!" while Meowth was busy smugly-grinningly nodding his head at James and saying "It is COMPLETELY real, and I definitely AM about to use it right now!" to James.
"Well, I currently want to sleep until noon; what do YOU currently want to do, Meowth?" James climbed onto the left side of his bed, buried the parts of his body that were not his lovely-lavender-hair-having head underneath his bed's blankets, placed his lovely-lavender-hair-having head atop his bed's left pillow, and then curiously asked Meowth as he and Meowth stared straight up at the ceiling of his bedroom and disgustedly-and-confusedly thought about how excessively homoerotic and extremely gross and disturbing the sleeping that they were about to do with each other far-too-clearly was going to be due to how much they loved each other.
"I currently want to sleep until 11:58 AM." Meowth (who basically was James's son) merrily told James while he and James were busy lying right next to each other atop James's bed, looking at each other with their "bedroom eyes", and FAR-too-clearly being in sex-involving love with each other. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM depressedly-and-disgustedly shook their heads back and forth and thought "Oh, no…" to themselves while AJ and DJ disgustedly-and-depressedly shrugged their shoulders and sighed inside James's brain.
"You currently can do whatever you currently WANT to do, sweetie!" James lovingly-and-joyfully told Meowth as he and Meowth gigglingly-and-blushingly started hugging and kissing each other and fell asleep together in the process. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM embarrassedly looked at each other and then immediately started activating the "Alarm Clock" feature of Meowth's CNSC while AJ and DJ completely-exhaustedly collapsed onto the floor of James's brain and fell asleep on it.
"We currently want to DIE." AM and DM looked directly at you and extremely-depressedly said before then immediately collapsing onto the floor of Meowth's brain and falling asleep on it. Meanwhile, James and Meowth were quite-literally sleeping together atop James's bed while even-more-literally touching each other, licking each other, and dreaming about each other as they did so.
TO BE CONTINUED WHEN JESSIE, JAMES AND MEOWTH WAKE UP…
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