My Enemy is a vegetable
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+S to Z › Vampire Hunter D
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,555
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Vampire Hunter D, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Freud, eat your heart out and explain it
Well, RealTrendy@aol.com and duckey@sympatico.com are two great ways of stress relief. If you’ve had a bad day just type anything, even gibberish, sign them up for mailing lists, send them your spam.
It’s great to vent in the expense of jerks. It’s not like your hurting anyone undeserving. It’s fun.
For people obsessed with making others unhappy and demeaning everything about them, they sure have a bright and cheerful outlook on life.
Speaking of obsessions, who else was absolutely repulsed by Jemstone5’s version of why D hated his father?
For those who have forgotten or could not brave her fics any farther, I’ll repeat it to you ‘He stole a woman from me [D].’
D then goes on (and on and on) to explain that his father loved stealing his girlfriends and Alucard’s, too.
In writing you can’t state something and dance around it at the same time. Jsemstone5 did so with the character Mina, having her mentally retarded, but never even going close to explaining it. I thought she was making a stupid attempt at someone who didn’t speak English well. Turns out she was making a stupid attempt at someone who didn’t speak very well at all.
On a side note, I’d just like to say I’ve known some people who are ‘mentally retarded’—geez, what a mean thing to call them—and those who were vocally retarded, mentality had nothing to do with it. All of them spoke differently than what Jemstone5 wrote. Very differently. They missed words and were a bit hard ndernderstand, but Jemstone5’s stuff was very insulting in my opinion. If you want something where people like that are treated with the respect they deserve from an author, go read ‘When the Sky Cries Silence II’ by Ruby Silphyre.
Jemstone5 also dances around the odd psycho that is Dracula and never goes on to explain why he not only goes through women like toilet paper, but prefers going through his son’s women like toilet paper.
Please correct me and tell my if I have done such a transgression as not confronting the brutal and gruesome truths I have in my stories.
I’m not sure what such a complex is called. I know what an Electra complex is, what an Oedipus complex is, but I don’t know what it is when you’re obsessed with your son’s girlfriend.
Anyone out there know?
Man, D’s family sure is screwed up. His brother’s dating a transsexual cabby who never heard of Women’s Lib, who knows how many more Edwards there are out there thanks to his father’s sluttiness, his child is adopted, about eight, has no idea what common shapes are, and is mentally fine (well, I guess in comparison to Kale), and the only woman he can get is a parakeet nymphomaniac who can’t defend herself from a stationary rubber band with a mean streak as big as the Berlin wall whom, no matter what her faults, his dad can’t keep from hitting on.
Poor D.
If only the war hadn’t destroyed all the mental institutions, he could have his dad committed. I wonder why he doesn’t get a restraining order.
C’est stupide.
C’est la songfic:
From the Bible to the popular song
There’s one theme we find right along;
Of all the things they want from nobility
Is, of course, virility
There once was a vamp who it seems,
Carried this idea to extremes
Seems like there was nothing in his skull
And his story, is rahter dull
There once was a man named Dracula
Who was quite testicula’
As a King in particula’.
Aren’t there laws against that?
His rivals seems quite bo Pr Prob’ly ‘cause thye too hadn’t scored.
Then again, they could afford:
There were laws against that.
Yes, he went through chicks like bubblegum sticks.
Well, Kales’ pretty ugly and his son isn’t happy.
One thing on which you can depnd is:
He didn’t have any friendses
If D knew what he had done,
Why not tear his limbs off one by one?
A gruesome end from a pissed off son
‘Cause there were laws against it.
So be sweet and kind to Kale,
Now and then have a chat,
Buy her candy or some flowers
Or a brand new hat.
Or if you really hat her a baseball bat.
Careful or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex.
Or you may end up like Dracula
I’d rather choke on a spatula
Than end up like the Vampire King.
It’s great to vent in the expense of jerks. It’s not like your hurting anyone undeserving. It’s fun.
For people obsessed with making others unhappy and demeaning everything about them, they sure have a bright and cheerful outlook on life.
Speaking of obsessions, who else was absolutely repulsed by Jemstone5’s version of why D hated his father?
For those who have forgotten or could not brave her fics any farther, I’ll repeat it to you ‘He stole a woman from me [D].’
D then goes on (and on and on) to explain that his father loved stealing his girlfriends and Alucard’s, too.
In writing you can’t state something and dance around it at the same time. Jsemstone5 did so with the character Mina, having her mentally retarded, but never even going close to explaining it. I thought she was making a stupid attempt at someone who didn’t speak English well. Turns out she was making a stupid attempt at someone who didn’t speak very well at all.
On a side note, I’d just like to say I’ve known some people who are ‘mentally retarded’—geez, what a mean thing to call them—and those who were vocally retarded, mentality had nothing to do with it. All of them spoke differently than what Jemstone5 wrote. Very differently. They missed words and were a bit hard ndernderstand, but Jemstone5’s stuff was very insulting in my opinion. If you want something where people like that are treated with the respect they deserve from an author, go read ‘When the Sky Cries Silence II’ by Ruby Silphyre.
Jemstone5 also dances around the odd psycho that is Dracula and never goes on to explain why he not only goes through women like toilet paper, but prefers going through his son’s women like toilet paper.
Please correct me and tell my if I have done such a transgression as not confronting the brutal and gruesome truths I have in my stories.
I’m not sure what such a complex is called. I know what an Electra complex is, what an Oedipus complex is, but I don’t know what it is when you’re obsessed with your son’s girlfriend.
Anyone out there know?
Man, D’s family sure is screwed up. His brother’s dating a transsexual cabby who never heard of Women’s Lib, who knows how many more Edwards there are out there thanks to his father’s sluttiness, his child is adopted, about eight, has no idea what common shapes are, and is mentally fine (well, I guess in comparison to Kale), and the only woman he can get is a parakeet nymphomaniac who can’t defend herself from a stationary rubber band with a mean streak as big as the Berlin wall whom, no matter what her faults, his dad can’t keep from hitting on.
Poor D.
If only the war hadn’t destroyed all the mental institutions, he could have his dad committed. I wonder why he doesn’t get a restraining order.
C’est stupide.
C’est la songfic:
From the Bible to the popular song
There’s one theme we find right along;
Of all the things they want from nobility
Is, of course, virility
There once was a vamp who it seems,
Carried this idea to extremes
Seems like there was nothing in his skull
And his story, is rahter dull
There once was a man named Dracula
Who was quite testicula’
As a King in particula’.
Aren’t there laws against that?
His rivals seems quite bo Pr Prob’ly ‘cause thye too hadn’t scored.
Then again, they could afford:
There were laws against that.
Yes, he went through chicks like bubblegum sticks.
Well, Kales’ pretty ugly and his son isn’t happy.
One thing on which you can depnd is:
He didn’t have any friendses
If D knew what he had done,
Why not tear his limbs off one by one?
A gruesome end from a pissed off son
‘Cause there were laws against it.
So be sweet and kind to Kale,
Now and then have a chat,
Buy her candy or some flowers
Or a brand new hat.
Or if you really hat her a baseball bat.
Careful or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex.
Or you may end up like Dracula
I’d rather choke on a spatula
Than end up like the Vampire King.