Let it Will Be

Let it Will Be
Flora Winters
I do not own Gravitation. It is so wonderful.
Summary: Shuichi is kicked out of Yuki’s apartment yet again and Ryuichi is there for him with Kumagoro in tow. MM, Language.

Chapter Ten

“Get him!” Touma shrieked, swinging around a long lead pipe, sending an already dazed reporter off into the blackness of space. “Don’t let any of these crickets escape!”

It was true. The ruler of the N-G had finally snapped. A pink fuzzy bunny was to blame for it, too.

Touma cackled insanely as he twirled his killing pipe around like a samurai warrior. “Find me a cell phone!”

“Oh, gods!” A female reporter shrieked, ducking behind a mountain of scrap metal. “That crazy ass foreigner has a sling-shot!”

“Word!” One shouted. “Where is Shuichi? Where is Ryuichi? What’s going on? Why do their names end in uichi?”

“I want a comment, damn it all to hell!” A blue haired reporter cried, chasing Suguru with a busted microphone. “I need a comment! Why are you in this landfill? Is this a promotional act for a new CD? Was shooting us down a part of it? Was this all planned out?”

“There is just too many!” Noriko yelled, hiding her face from the flashing cameras. “What are we to do? Oh, woe is me!”

“Mr. Sakuma is such a genius,” Mr. Sakano was telling them, trying his best to perform some damage control. “He actually tricked us here by leaving behind a fake travel brochure.”

“Ah!” Hiro screamed, throwing tires at the reporters huddled around the dark haired man. “How did they all fit into that one chopper?”

“K!” Touma cried, beating his way through the flashes. “What are you doing?”

“I’m making a bomb!” He shouted, throwing a bunch of not so random shit together. “Me make big boom.”

Touma grabbed a young reporter by the neck, lifting him off his feet. His voice was suddenly as hollow as his soul. “Give me your cell phone, worm.”

“No!” The reporter gagged, kicking his feet, scratching at the hand holding him. “It’s prepaid!”

Touma cocked his head to the side, looking at the man like a serpent would a baby bird before eating it. He snatched the phone and took off like Sonic.

“NO!” The poor reporter cried out, falling on his ass, holding out his trembling hand. “NOT MY BABY BOO!”

Touma immediately dialed in a secret number and cackled as he pressed the green send button. A rescue would now be on its way.

“Oh, sweet Mary!” A reporter shrieked, pointing up. “A giant panda!”

“I’m going to kill you and your bunny, Ryu!” Noriko screamed as she sucker punched a pimply faced broadcaster.

Hiro was swinging Suguru around by his hands. The two of them were leveling reporters with their psychotic dance.

“BIG BOOM TIME!” K howled with laughter, running for his crazy life. He grabbed Hiro and Suguru, following after Touma. Noriko and Sakano quickly followed.

“Ready to fire!” A loud voice called from the flying panda. “Take aim on all those fuckers!”

Touma gasped and fell flat on his face. The others landed right on top of him in a heap.

Suddenly a huge net fell over them and they were hoisted up into the sky just as missiles raced past them. K was still howling with laughter.

“Hey!” A reporter yelled, looking around. “What’s that ticking sound?”

“Screw that! It’s only a bomb!” A voice yelled. “What’s that and where did they go?”

“FUCK ME WITH A CRUCIFIX!” A woman screeched like a large bird of prey. “WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!”

Touma cackled at the giant mushroom cloud. Pink fuzzy bunnies were pawing and dancing on him.

K howled. “I’m made of AWESOME! Take that, you bitches!”

“K!” Touma screamed. He was unaware of his situation and he was so out of it right now. “RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEY’S! BRING RYU AND SHINDOU BACK TO THE N-G!”

Norkio rolled her eyes. “You let him watch that silly OZ remake again, didn’t you, Sakano?”

The dear sweet man had fainted because of his fear of heights. So, she simply punched him as punishment.

“Actually,” Suguru whispered. “Touma’s not been taking his crazy pills.”

“WHAT?” They all shrieked at the same time.

Touma was cackling about how he had bunnies dancing in his pants. They were tickling his carrot while doing the tango.

“Locked on to Ryuichi’s cell phone,” Reiji’s voice boomed from the panda robot. “Come on boys! Let’s go bring that bunny and his carrot home!”

“Bring us inside!” Noriko shouted, breasts in Hiro’s face, ass in Suguru’s. “Don’t just leave us out here, you idiot!”

The crazy chick in the sexy panda getup laughed maniacally as she danced up and down. Her job was the shit!

“ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!” She shouted while everyone in the dangling net outside screamed for their lives. It was like being on a crazy ass rollercoaster.

“RAGE!” Hiro yelled, holding onto K’s narrow waist. “I’M GONNA PUKE!”

“NO!” Everyone screamed at the same time.

It was too damn late. Their screams of disgust echoed over and across the Tokyo sky.

“Fly my pretties, fly!” Reiji cackled, unleashing a dozen or so missiles onto the air force jets that were trying to intercept them.

“That’s my line, goddamn it!” Touma shrieked, chewing on the netting as missiles flew by them once more.

Noriko shrieked as a missile jumped out of their way. Explosions lit up the night sky.

“Oh goodie!” Ka giggled, petting poor Hiro who had passed out from fear. “Look at all the pretty fireworks you’re missing, Hiroshi.”

Suguru was as white as a ghost. This crazy bitch was a fucking terrorist. Hell, he was surrounded by terrorists.

“A one and a two and a three…” Reiji sang out, firing missile after missile. “None shall stand in my way! Ryuichi Sakuma and Shuichi Shindou are going to make me and the XMR a shit load of cash!”

“We surrender!” A voice shouted over the loudspeakers. It was trembling with fear.

Reiji fired off a few more missiles just to make sure the silly fools didn’t try to change their minds. Military bitches did that sort of thing all the time in anime and manga.

She was suddenly pushed out of the way by a forceful hand and Touma took the controls. She was simply flabbergasted.

“How the fuck did you get in here?” She roared, being restrained by a pissed off Noriko who looked like she was about to melt flesh from bone. She was livid.

K giggled.

“DEATH TO KUMAGORO!” Touma screamed, throwing that teddy into bamboo mode.

Everyone was thrown back onto their asses except for a cackling Touma.

“I peed myself!” Mr. Sakano wailed like a siren, fainting once more.

“FOOLS!” Noriko shrieked.

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Shuichi tried to sleep but he couldn’t. He could not rest knowing that Yuki thought him a cheating slut. That name had hurt him worse than any bullet or stab wound he had taken in the not so distant past.

He rolled over and silently gazed at Ryuichi’s handsome face. Strands of dark hair highlighted with gold covered his right eye from view.

Kumagoro was tucked safely under his right arm and the bunny looked happy. He wondered if Ryuichi could sleep without knowing if Kuma was in the same room with him or not.

Ryuichi softly sighed in his sleep and hugged Kumagoro closer to his chest. He looked so adorable.

Shuichi’s mind began to wonder and he imagined that it was him in Ryuichi’s arms and not the bunny. He suddenly blinked, feeling guilty for daring to imagine such a thing.

He waited for the mental bitch slap, but one never came. It made him feel really sad.

He silently crawled out from under his covers and left the room. H just wanted to be alone for right now. That was all he really wanted.

He walked down the long hallway not really caring where he was going. That was until he bumped into someone.

“Oh, excuse me,” he said, bowing his head. “I’m so sorry.”

“That’s all right, Mr. Shindou,” a light, airy voice told him.

Shuichi gazed up into the face of a man that was even more beautiful than Tatsuo. His skin was as white and glossy as pale porcelain. His hair was cut short and was black as night.

It was his eyes which stole Shuichi’s breath away. One jewel was the color of red-violet and the other a molten gold. Were they contacts? They had to be.

The man was slightly taller than him and he had a graceful, willowy frame.

“Dee?” Shuichi heard a gruff voice ask and the man smiled at him, bowing to him once more before gliding off in his long sky blue kimono.

Shuichi just stood there in shock. Those lips had been as purple as amethyst. He had even smelled of apple blossoms.

“Who were you talking to out there?” The American accented voice asked from the corner and Shuichi ducked behind a table.

“A little friend of Master Kumagoro’s, my dear, Mr. Detective,” that honey sweet voice giggled. “Stop being so suspicious and lets enjoy our vacation.”

Shuichi blinked. Did that guy know Ryuichi? He was freaky beautiful.

“A Kooma-what?” The very masculine voice asked. “Is he another of your customers, Dee?”

That gentle voice chuckled and a door slid shut. Shuichi got to his feet and continued to walk on. Who the hell was that guy and how the hell was he going to fix things with Yuki?

He suddenly found himself in front of the arch that led to a private indoor hot spring room. He shrugged his shoulders, making his way inside.

He removed his clothes and put them on the little bench. Inspiration struck him the instant he stepped down into the hot water.

He began to hum out a tune and smiled as he was submerged up to his nipples. The mist seemed to dance all around him as he hummed.

This new song and tons of begging would be his apology to Yuki. The blond was sure to forgive him. He continued humming.

He closed his eyes and began to float on his back as he hummed. He could see himself dressed in billowing cherry blossom pink silk, being surrounded by mirrors and giant icicles.

Water suddenly splashed him in the face and he stood on his feet, gagging. The gentle surface was nothing but waves and the ground underfoot was slightly quaking.

He looked around. Was it an earthquake?

“RYUICHI SAKUMA!” A very scary voice bellowed down like a god. “COME OUT WITH THE BUNNY’S PAWS UP!”

Shuichi trembled. It was something scarier than any natural disaster. It was Mr. Seguchi. How had he found them?

“IS THIS GODDAMN THING ON?” That crack voice boomed.

Shuichi jumped out of the water, quickly dried himself off, and put his clothes back on. He began to race back to his room.

“COME OUT!” Touma’s voice shrieked. “THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM GOD!”

Shuichi made his way into his room to see that Ryuichi was snoring away. The pink haired pretty fell flat on his face.

“SHUICHI SHINDOU!” Touma’s grand voice bellowed like ocean waves. “COME OUT, YOU PINK HAIRED PUSSY! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING? LET ME GO! DON’T TOUCH ME THERE! I DON’T WANT THOSE PILLS! NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! I LOVE ME AS I AM! I’VE NEVER FELT SO FREE IN MY LIFE! I’LL STAB YOUR BALLS WITH THAT NEEDLE, BITCH!”

Shuichi was trembling. He was waiting for the missiles. He had to get Ryuichi and Kumagoro out of here.

“AH!” Touma screamed. “I’LL CATCH YOU MY PRETTIES, AND THAT PINK FUZZY BUNNY, TOO!”

Shuichi moved towards his snoring friend only to trip and fall on top of him when the ground under him jumped violently. He gasped on the way down.

“Oh, Shu,” Ryuichi smiled like a handsome devil, still sleeping. “Let Kuma and me paint silver stars all over your naked body…”

Shuichi blushed. What the hell? Ryuichi WAS into him? He felt so honored.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” The voice of RAGE now roared.

“This is a sacred and an enchanted forest,” the calm and spooky voice of Tatsuo reprimanded. “Do not make me unleash the ancient power of the Celestial Maiden on your asses.”

“NOW LOOK HERE, MADAM BUTTERFLY-MAN,” Reiji snarled. “YOU PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN AND WE’LL LEAVE WITH THE TWO FOOLS AND THE BUNNY!”

“Please wake up,” Shuichi begged, pulling on Ryuichi who only snored louder. “We have to get out of here.”

“If you so much as light a single spark,” Tatsuo’s voice echoed from all around. “All the spirits of this forest will drive you to your deaths.”

“Shit!” Shuichi snapped, dragging Ryuichi across the room with Kuma on his head. “Someone needs to go on a diet.”

“Ah, there you three are,” K said, stepping from the shadows.

Shuichi shrieked like a bitch in a Freddie movie. K even had those damn claws on.

“You three have been ever so naughty,” K grinned, licking those claws. “You left without getting permission from your parents. How ever should I punish you?”

Ryuichi was up and standing in front of Shuichi with a gun on K. He was smiling like a crazy person, too.

“Nobody touches the Pretty Shiny,” the legend singer said, pulling the trigger, squirting K in the face with water.

K just stood there in shock, glaring at the damn fool with water running down his face, ruining his geisha makeup. “What was that?”

Ryuichi snorted. “We surrender.”

Shuichi fell to his knees.

“Oh, K!” Ryuichi giggled, bouncing around him. “What happened to you? Did you all find my present? You look like hell?”

K grabbed the two of them by their wrists, dragging them from the room. “I’m taking you two to have tea with the Beast.”

“I love me some tea,” Ryuichi grinned, winking at Shuichi. “I hope Hairy has jasmine.”

K rolled his eyes. They should have nuked the whole damn place. He hated nature.

“YUKI!” Shuichi wailed in despair.

Ryuichi frowned. Maybe there was a way for him to blow that evil blond up and make it look like an accident.

CIGARETTES GONE EXPLOSIVE!

He threw his head back and cackled. Oh, it was perfect! That would teach the fart to call Shuichi a slut.

Shuichi was about to ask what it was but K beat him to it. “I don’t even want to know.”

Shuichi dropped his head.

“I’ve acquired targets.” K said into his microphone.

“EXCELLENT!” Reiji boomed from on high. “LET US RETURN!”

“Thank you so much for your stay, even if it was a bit short, Master Sakuma, Master Shindou, and Master Kumagoro.” Tatsuo said, bowing to them as they passed. “Please do come back and see us sometime.”

The guy still freaked the hell out of Shuichi. He even winked at K. The blond didn’t know whether to shoot or fall in love.

Mismatched eyes watched the panda robot fly off as he hugged his lover tight. He could not help but to chuckle at the silly humans.

“I’m not saying a word,” the blond cop said. “But I will say this…I hate Japan.”

“I don’t know,” the ethereal man smiled up at him. “I had a good laugh.”

“That’s because you snorted sugar.” The blond sighed.

The beautiful man snickered. “You are so right, Mr. Detective.”

“Come on,” the American said, pulling him gently after him. “I’m taking you in.”

“On what charges, my sweet, yummy, detective,” the man asked.

“You’re charged with being too beautiful to be real.” The cop told him.

The man who was too beautiful to be real laughed, “I’m so guilty.”

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Yuki rolled over in his sleep, whispering Shuichi’s name. It was soft and filled with longing.

TBC…

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Thank you all so much for he awesome reviews. I LOVE THEM!!!

I just had to have Count D in this chapter with his lover, Leon. I love me some Pet Shop of Horrors. IT IS SO HAWT! I’m thinking Ryuichi visited China Town while in the U.S. and Count D gave him Kumagoro to make all his dreams come true. I think this will be the only chapter they appear in. I wished I owned Pet Shop of Horrors, but sadly, I do not. You can all cry in despair with me.

HUGS TO YOU ALL!

Flora.