Cook and Swordsman
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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
45
Views:
2,916
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own One Piece, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I wanna take you to a gay bar...just not now.
topic: Boyfriend
posted: 4/29/08
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“Okay- starting now you two are boyfriends!” Luffy stated as he pointed to Sanji and Zoro with finality. Sanji seemed to have some sort of problem with this.
“Oi! Don’t decide things on your own!”
“It’s all in an effort to get Namis map back…” Usopp prompted.
Sanji felt his initial flat out refusal stumble at this. Somehow Namis map (that had been hastily scrolled on a 100 Berri note) ended up in the possession of a man that had been at Vivis’ bachelorette party the night before. Said man apparently could only be found at a Male Exclusive club with a very aggressive bouncer.
Wait. Why was there a guy at the party? If they just needed someone to serve drinks, he could have…
“You two really are the ideal choice.” Robin added interrupting the cooks thoughts. Sanji made a face at this as he tried to figure out what she meant by this.
“You scared you couldn’t handle being my boyfriend?” Zoro scoffed. “I don’t blame you…I wouldn’t go easy on you.”
“Who’s scared?!” Sanji shouted as he whirled around to confront the swordsman. For some reason getting so close to the idiots face made him feel uneasy and he sighed, easing back into a relaxed position. He wasn’t going to win this and it was for Nami-san. He and Zoro boyfriends…he hadn’t wanted it like this, but it would be a safe way to test the waters.
“Fine, I’ll do it.”
Nami came out with a pile of leather in her arms and a big smile on her face.
“Good! Because I got your outfits all ready!"
posted: 4/29/08
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“Okay- starting now you two are boyfriends!” Luffy stated as he pointed to Sanji and Zoro with finality. Sanji seemed to have some sort of problem with this.
“Oi! Don’t decide things on your own!”
“It’s all in an effort to get Namis map back…” Usopp prompted.
Sanji felt his initial flat out refusal stumble at this. Somehow Namis map (that had been hastily scrolled on a 100 Berri note) ended up in the possession of a man that had been at Vivis’ bachelorette party the night before. Said man apparently could only be found at a Male Exclusive club with a very aggressive bouncer.
Wait. Why was there a guy at the party? If they just needed someone to serve drinks, he could have…
“You two really are the ideal choice.” Robin added interrupting the cooks thoughts. Sanji made a face at this as he tried to figure out what she meant by this.
“You scared you couldn’t handle being my boyfriend?” Zoro scoffed. “I don’t blame you…I wouldn’t go easy on you.”
“Who’s scared?!” Sanji shouted as he whirled around to confront the swordsman. For some reason getting so close to the idiots face made him feel uneasy and he sighed, easing back into a relaxed position. He wasn’t going to win this and it was for Nami-san. He and Zoro boyfriends…he hadn’t wanted it like this, but it would be a safe way to test the waters.
“Fine, I’ll do it.”
Nami came out with a pile of leather in her arms and a big smile on her face.
“Good! Because I got your outfits all ready!"