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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
83
Views:
6,670
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own One Piece. I make no profit from this fanfiction whatsoever, either.
Funny Accident
Funny accident
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, attempted humour.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece. I think we all know this by now, right?!
Rating: G
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Everyone else on the ship had called it a ‘funny accident’.
Sanji called it ‘the worst’.
Damn those shitty stairs. With their shitty wood and shitty workmanship. Sure, Usopp had tried to fix the damn things a hundred times, but the third step down had to be slightly shorter than the rest so he lost his goddamn footing.
And Zoro had just had to be sleeping at the bottom of them. As if it was somehow normal to fall asleep anywhere in the way of the rest of the world.
When he’d fallen, he’d not only lost the tray of drinks, but also his dignity. Landing face-first into the marimo’s lap was not something that he found funny in the slightest. Especially when said marimo woke up and started yelling curses at him as if it was his damn fault Usopp couldn’t fix the ship for shit!
And as if that wasn’t bad enough, the fresh drinks had fallen over them both, soaking them in places that looked entirely too suggestive for his liking. After the rest of the crew had finished laughing, he’d scowled and snuck off to get changed, but not before noticing how red Zoro’s face was.
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, attempted humour.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece. I think we all know this by now, right?!
Rating: G
--
Everyone else on the ship had called it a ‘funny accident’.
Sanji called it ‘the worst’.
Damn those shitty stairs. With their shitty wood and shitty workmanship. Sure, Usopp had tried to fix the damn things a hundred times, but the third step down had to be slightly shorter than the rest so he lost his goddamn footing.
And Zoro had just had to be sleeping at the bottom of them. As if it was somehow normal to fall asleep anywhere in the way of the rest of the world.
When he’d fallen, he’d not only lost the tray of drinks, but also his dignity. Landing face-first into the marimo’s lap was not something that he found funny in the slightest. Especially when said marimo woke up and started yelling curses at him as if it was his damn fault Usopp couldn’t fix the ship for shit!
And as if that wasn’t bad enough, the fresh drinks had fallen over them both, soaking them in places that looked entirely too suggestive for his liking. After the rest of the crew had finished laughing, he’d scowled and snuck off to get changed, but not before noticing how red Zoro’s face was.