Karaoke Night

I don't own these characters or profit from them.

MSTers

Clayton Overstreet
Austin Powers
Nigel Powers
Dr. Evil
Goldmember

Austin: (Wakes up chained to a chair in front of a large screen. He notices Clayton next to him, also just coming around.) Did you do this? You've had me in here before why the hell...
Clayton: What? I didn't... (They notice Nigel, Dr. Evil, and Goldmember coming to)
(Suddenly a door opens and Scott Evil comes in followed by an anonymous henchman pushing a cart with Mustafa's head in a jar)
Scott: No this is my plan for revenge
Dr. Evil: You little shit
Scott: Hi Dad
Nigel: Scott is this really necessary?
Scott: Yes. Now enjoy your punishment
Clayton: Why the hell am I here?
Scott: It's your MST and your fics... more or less
Clayton: Oh (Scott and the henchman leave)
Mustafa's head: And do not even think about trying to escape. I designed this theater my self (Goldmember spits and the jar tips over. His head rolls on the floor) Oh dear. Could somebody please help me back in? You see I can only survive outside of the jar for ten... (Chokes) Oh dear. Well maybe it's thirty seconds... or more like a minute... (Dr. Evil kicks the head and it disappears behind the seats) My face is in used chewing gum. Could somebody... (Silence)
Goldmember: Vat a losher. Vhy am I here anyvay?
Henchman: (Comes in and drags Goldmember out)
Nigel: I hate the Dutch

Disclaimer:Mr.Overstreet

Clayton: They call me MISTER Overstreet

owns the fic.I own Jinx and her motley crew.Pioneer
owns Tenchi.Woo.

Azreal"Jinx"McGrifilkin:5'2 and 120 pounds

All: (Snort)

of pure mischief.Since her little
power binge,Kali has decided that she shall tie the crew up for tonights MST.

Austin and Nigel: Yeah!

Jinx protested at first but bondage did sound promising.

Dr. Evil: Perhaps we can arrange something later involving a Czechoslovakian whore named Victor

William McGrifilkin:Jinx's 16 year old son.Yeah,he looks older then her.Though
he's abit pissed about being tied up for something he didn't do,he's just glad
he can now have time alone with Veronica and the rest of the playboy bunnies without
his mother interfering with the late voice changing device.

Austin: Would now be a good time to point out that the MST is probably spelled worse than the fic?
Nigel: Don't give them the pleasure

Elisabeth"Feral"Wolfson:She's mean.She's cunning.And she can make one good
bag of popcorn.She's Jinx's best friend.She thought it was fucked up that she
got tied up along with everyone else.She's was only an accomplice.

Clayton: Yeah, but you were rather rude to me when we met

Andy O'Riley:The heartbroken priest.Poor fellow.Jinx still loves him though.
He figured he deserved being tied up.Nice chap indeed.

The Tormenter(s)

Kali:Hehe..she pulled the wool over their eyes.

Nigel: That isn't wool

*The crew set in the theater,all of them tied down to their seats.Kali glared
at them menacingly from the projection room.This would teach those brats to
make her MST a fic.

Clayton: Yeah! How dare you do that to anyone? It's cruel!

The innocent ones,William and Andy,can only look on in terror
as the locks bolt shut and the lights go dim.Jinx glares at Feral who only sticks
her tounge out in return.*

I don't own these characters and didn't make any money off
of them. Warning: this story contains a relationship between
two women.

Austin: Yeah baby!

Jinx:I love you Feral.
Feral:I love you too...your forgiven!

Dr. Evil: What about it?
Clayton: I think she meant "you're"

*They both cry.*

Nigel: If you've got an issue, here's a tissue

If you have a problem with that... then what are
you doing reading this? Go seek professional help before it's
too late. For the rest of you, sit back and enjoy.

William:Ahh,I would,but i'm gettin' rope burn.

All: Wimp!

Karaoke night
By, Clayton Overstreet

Jinx:*Grins*I want to make love to him.

Clayton: Name a time and place

Feral:*Sighs*
Andy:Overstreet,as God as my witness you shall pay for stealing my Jinxie!

Clayton: I'm a pagan

Jinx:*Glares at him*Well before I took your virginity,Andy,you called me names
like "corpse","monster" and my personal fave "leech"

Nigel: That's my favorite too

Andy:Those were pet names love!
Jinx:Yeah yeah yeah.

Mihoshi tugged on Kiyone's arm as they walked down the
street. "Come on Kiyone. We live at Tenchi's place now so
we have a little extra money. We should enjoy it."

Feral:*As Mihoshi*By buying opium and porno!

Austin: Mind expanding drugs in a consequence free environment. Groovy babe

William:I wonder.
Andy:You do that alot.
William:Fuck you holy man.Anyway,why don't they use the little extra bit of
money to simply save up and buy themselves a nice little cottage?
Jinx:Ahh,the McGrifilkin genes are kicking in.He makes sense
Feral:-.-..then they couldn't be your genes.

Kiyone shook her head. "I don't know Mihoshi. I mean I know
it's fun and everything, but don't you think we should work on
some case files or something?"

Jinx:*As Kiyone*Because Sasami has been missing for over three months,don't
you think we should work on that case?

Dr. Evil: No!

Feral:*As Mihoshi*No,she wandered into one of those Tenchi goes insane fics.
*They all shudder*

Mihoshi stopped and looked Kiyone right in the eye. "Don't
you always say we're stuck in a backwater part of the universe?
I mean we gave up the main office to live here. What have
we got to loose?"

Nigel: I detect a bit of Freudism there

Jinx:Ahh,the question that always foreshadows an event.One could lose their
wallet,their life or even their*looks to Andy*virginity.
Andy:*sighs sadly and sings*Yesterday,love was such an easy game to play,now
i'm longing for you here to stay,oh I beleive in yesterday.
William:*Sings as well*I said something wrong,I don't know..she wouldn't say..
*they continue to sing,Jinx and Feral simply shake their heads in disgust*

Kiyone bit her lip.

Clayton: Girls do that a lot in my fics

For the life of her she couldn't figure out why
she had given up her promotion to come back here with Mihoshi.

William:Why,that lusty yuri.
Jinx:Yuri?
William:*Clears his throat and pulls the Hentai fanfiction manual from the
other seat and opens it with his teeth*Hmm,yaoi...yuri!Here it is!Yuri,a japanese
word that most beleive translates to lily.Hehe,wait this page is sticking together.
Ooo!Pictures!
Jinx:Just get on with it William!
William:Sorry mah.Anyway,it's usually woman on woman action..mostly in anime.
Jinx and Feral:Ohhh
Andy:William..you scare me.
William:*shrugs and flips the page*Ooo Nuku Nuku,you naughty kitty girl.

Austin: I never forget a pussy...

Finally she sighed and let Mihoshi lead her into the karaoke
bar. Once inside the booth though she cheered up considerably.
Despite the fact that it seemed useless and silly Kiyone really
enjoyed singing.

Jinx:William can sing like an angel.
William:*Blushes*Ahh mah..
Jinx:Do it William.
William:*Begins to sing,everyone looks on in astonishment*

Dr. Evil: And I thought Goldmember's voice was high pitched

Chances are,cause
I wear a silly grin,the moment ya come into veiw..chances are you think that
i'm in love with you.
*They all whistle and he smiles*
Andy:That was wonderful!A delightful change from that cajun drawl you usually
push.

Nigel: (Cajun accent) I gauntee

William:*Blushes*Ahh.
Jinx:He didn't get that from his daddy.Nope.
Feral:Didn't get it from his mommy either.
Jinx:Shut up.


They started off taking turns singing songs like
'Lonely Moon' and 'Dimension of love'. But their scores always got
so low when they sang alone.

Jinx:Cause they sounded like dying cattle during a hail storm?
Andy:You do when you sing.
Jinx:Just remember*Glares*Kali has to untie us sometime.
Andy:*Gulps*

Kiyone always was a little embarrassed
about singing with Mihoshi, but once they got started she just seemed
to zone out and go with it. It felt really good. And their scores together
were on the wall of the bar as the best ever. But something about that
creeped her out. She wasn't sure why, but being so happy while singing
with Mihoshi made her feel... weird.

Austin: Do I make you horny baby? Do I?

Jinx:*Wiggles her brows*Foreshadowing.

Nigel: Yes, yes. Get on with it

William:For some yuri..*Pushes his book over to Andy with his nose.It has
Aisha Clan Clan and Melfina going down on one another.Andy faints*
Jinx:Wow,it's been awhile since i've seen that happen.
Feral:Were impressed

Kiyone and Mihoshi finished singing the last song of the night
and she noticed her arm was linked with Mihoshi's. How did that
happen? She quickly took her arm back and blushed. "Can we
sing one more together Kiyone?" Mihoshi asked.

William:Aww,I love Mihoshi..she's all niave.
Feral:William?
William:Yes chere?
Feral:Shut up.
William:Sure thing chere.
Jinx:Feral,only I can tell my son to shut up.
Feral:Sorry
Jinx:William?
William:Yeah mah?
Jinx:Shut up.
William:Right.

Kiyone actually considered it but not knowing why she had done it made
her really nervous.

Jinx:Prozac.
Andy:What Jinx?
Jinx:She could take some prozac.Makes ya calm.
Andy:Ohh.
Feral:*snickers*We slipped some into Kali's blood..if she were mortal
then she would have died five times over.
Kali:*From up in the projection room*I can *seeeeee* clearly now the yada monkey.

"No... No we've been here too long already. I think we
should go home."

William:And have some nice,lesbian sex.*Drools*

AlL: (Drool too)

Feral:Jinx,why arn't you scolding your perverted son?
Jinx:Too much effort.

Mihoshi pouted, but then she saw the look on Kiyone's
face and yawned, "I guess you're right Kiyone."

Andy:*Yawns*
William:*Yawns as well*
Jinx:Must be contagious.
Feral:Ya think?

She turned and walked out ahead of the green haired police
officer. Kiyone was amazed. Usually Mihoshi would whine and
beg until they spent every cent and were forcibly removed by the
management.

Jinx:I remember when I was young,'round 14.I used to get kicked out of this tavern
every single day.
Andy:You drank when you were 14?
Jinx:It was Ireland..291 years ago...of course I drank.I mean I was a street
rat.

Clayton: They're always after her lucky charms

Feral:She told me the story once.
William:*Snores*
Jinx:Look,he's asleep.WAKE THE FUCK UP!
William:*Jumps clean out of his seat and lands in the floor*

It was very unusual for her to just give up like this.

Feral:Maybe she's drunk.
William:*shouts*Whos in the trunk!?

Dr. Evil: Is his name William... or Horton?

Jinx:*Giggles*I made him all deaf like.
Andy:-.-.You should be proud.

She suddenly realized that Mihoshi had left without her. She ran
out and caught up with Mihoshi on the street outside. "Hey Mihoshi are you feeling alright?"

Nigel: I don't know. Maybe you should check

She looked back at Kiyone as if she was surprised she was still there. "Why do you ask Kiyone?"

Austin: Because your skin looks so smooth and I was curious

Kiyone looked at her, "Because you just left. Usually you get us dragged out."
Mihoshi smiled slightly. "Well it was obvious you wanted to leave and it
wouldn't have been any fun if you didn't want to do it so why not?"

Feral:She's so considerate.
Jinx:*Growls*What did you say?

Clayton: Somebody's jealous...

Feral:*Blinks:She's so considerate.
Jinx:Oh,I thought you called me illiterate.

Kiyone
bit her lip

Dr. Evil: You're right. They do that a lot

as they walked thinking about what had happened in there. It
wasn't the first time she had taken Mihoshi's hands while they sang. As
they walked Mihoshi kept glancing at Kiyone out of the corner of her eye.

Andy:Look,she's even making sure that her best friends behind her.
Feral and William:Awww
Jinx:I hate this.I do.I really.Really.*Really*.Do.

Nigel: Where have I heard that?
Clayton: The Ho Downs on Whose Line is it anyway

She never could understand why her partner always got so upset about
everything. Not just her of course, but she was the main one.

Jinx:*Glares at the rest of them*Go ahead and do it.
Feral,Andy,William:AWWWW!!!!

Dr. Evil: (Ow)
Clayton: What happened?
Dr. Evil: I got hit by one of those fricken exclamation marks

It was always
a wonder to her that when people liked something sometimes they felt guilty
about it.

Feral:It's how I like feeding from junkies.You know,because you get a buzz*notices
the looks*and..I should shut up now.

Clayton: Heroin is a disease! (Rolls his sleeves down)

Jinx:*As Feral*Hi,my names Feral and I am a junkie-junkie
Andy and William:*Wave*Hi Feral.

She knew that if you did something wrong you felt bad, but if you
have fun and nobody is hurt then what was the problem?

William:Poor Mimuri.I mean Mihoshi.

Nigel: Somebody has been reading ahead

Jinx:You guys know how the average man is supposed to think about sex every
eight seconds?

All: That's it?

Feral and Andy:*Nod*
Jinx:Well,in William's case.Subtract 7.
*In William's mind several milk maids and models are jumping over him.He's sitting
in beanbag chair while Lum feeds him grapes*
William:*Grins*Sex,sex,sex,sex,sex!
Feral:Perverts ask for it by name.

And Kiyone seemed to feel that way about everything. Whenever they
sang, ate good tasting food, or even just laying by the pool.

Andy:You know what homo phobia says about you.
Jinx:Yeah,your really a closet case.

Kiyone always found a way to feel bad about it. In fact Mihoshi
was pretty sure that the main reason Kiyone yelled at her so much
was because she had too much fun with her.

William:Thats no reason to yell as her chere.
Jinx:Andy yells at me cause we have too much fun.

Austin: Oh behave
Nigel: Screaming incomprehensively and yelling are two different things

Andy:Well if you wouldn't try to get Feral to join in then I wouldn't,now would
I?

All: (Coughcoughgaycough)

Watching her do
that to herself made Mihoshi feel like cheering her up whether
she wanted to or not. Which was why she was always dragging
Kiyone around.

Feral:..behind a horse.
Jinx:Bringing back memories of the dark farm?
Feral:Shut up.

When they got home Tenchi and Sasami greeted them. "Hi, how
was the bar tonight guys?"

William:They make it sound like a gay bar.

Clayton: Yeah... sound like. I think Kiyone just hasn't noticed yet

Feral:*In a sing-song voice*Someones homophobic!
William:Am not!

Kiyone blushed and mumbled something about it being alright, but Mihoshi
shot

Jinx:..everyone..thus the end of the fic.
*They all try to get up but find it abit impossible because of the ropes*
Andy:Saints perserve us.

forward. "Oh it was so much fun. And Kiyone was so relaxed.
I tell you Tenchi when we sing together she's like a whole different person."
He looked at Kiyone who was busy looking anywhere else and blushing.

Jinx:Either thats a sign of guilt or a sign that someones not paying attention.

Nigel: That or she's getting randy

*She looks to the others.Their looking elsewhere and trying there damndest to
avoid eye contact*

Tenchi took the hint and decided to end it, "Well don't change too much
Kiyone." He turned and sat down on the couch next to Ryoko.

William:They then started to fuck.*Laughs insanely*
Andy:He wants to get to the lemon part,doesn't he?
Jinx:*Sighs*

Since they had
all returned Tenchi had been spending a lot more time with the former space
pirate. Kiyone understood something about him promising to take a trip with
her once he was finished with school.

Feral:A trip to her bedroom.
Jinx:*Giggles*I could see it now."No need for protection".

Clayton: (Snickers)
Dr. Evil: What's so funny?

Kiyone sat down in a chair and Mihoshi sat on the other end of
the couch. "Where is princess Aeka?" Tenchi looked up and
shrugged.

William:*As Tenchi*Probably drunk and passed out in the gutter.

"Last time I saw her she was fighting with Ryoko." He turned to the space
pirate. "Do you know where she is?"

Jinx:*As Steve from Blues Clues*C'mon kids,do you see her?
Andy,Feral,William:*Points to a large box marked "ship to Abu Dabi"*There she
is!
Jinx:Thats right!

Ryoko's eyes widened. "Oops, I forgot!" She teleported away and came back a
few minutes later carrying a shivering Aeka.

All: (Whistle) Yeah!
Clayton: (Mills Lane) Let's get it on!

Feral:*As Ayeka*Freezer.Cold.

Aeka turned and yelled at Ryoko, "How could you just leave me up there you
pirate?" Ryoko tried to apologize but the princess
just turned and walked away.

Jinx:To unthaw princess,put in microwave for 30 minutes until golden brown.
William:Failed T.V dinners.
Feral:Ayeka.The Other White Meat.
Jinx:*Grins*No that would be Andy
Andy:*whimpers*

Tenchi looked at Ryoko suspiciously. She held up her hand. "It's not like
that Tenchi. She slapped me so I kind of grabbed her

Dr. Evil: Breasts

and put her on the top
limb of a tree. I was going to get her down but we started watching the
television and..."

Feral:*As Ryoko*The teletubbies intrigue me.
Jinx:*Shakes her seat from trying to jump up and down*Time for teletubbies!
Time for teletubbies!

Austin: Ew...

Tenchi just shook his head. "Ryoko next time at least put her where she can
get back safely alright?" Ryoko nodded and smiled.

Jinx:The nodding and smiling,simply an elaborate plot to let Tenchi's gaurd
off because in Ayeka's room is the cuban M.A.F.I.A...*Laughs evily*

Clayton: (Laughs so evily it scares the other MSTers)

Feral:And just when you thought it was safe to read fanfiction.

Aeka however had come back down the stairs. "Lord Tenchi
I can't believe that you would allow her to do that to me. I am a
princess after all and should not be treated like this."

Andy:Well,if you'd treat Ryoko with some respect once in awhile then maybe
she wouldn't do that you little prissy bitch.
*Everyone looks at him in shock*
Andy:Umm..I mean..bi..bi..bit..bitch
Everyone else:Ohhh..

Tenchi looked up at her. "Then stop hitting her."

William:I would have stopped hitting her from the beginning,I mean Ryoko
could kick Ayeka's ass with her pinky if she really wanted too.

Aeka frowned more and snapped, "Well then tell her to respect me.

Clayton: (Cartman)Respect my authoritai!

Ever
since you started being so nice to her she keeps trying to make me jealous
even more than usual."

Jinx:Just because Tenchi has been nice to her?Ayeka,thou art a bitch.
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Jinx:And anyway,the only reason she wanted Tenchi in the OAV was because
he's her brother's grandson. Thats pretty selfish if you ask me.
Andy:Preach it sister!
Feral:Hellelujah girl!

Ryoko growled. "That isn't true. I was talking to Ryo-oki about what I plan
to do with Tenchi once I get him alone and you came around the corner
screaming that it was totally inappropriate and that Tenchi wouldn't do
anything like that with me."

Andy:Most fanfictions say different.
Jinx:Ayeka was just being nosey.
Kali:*From the projection room*Geez,you all are slaggin' the hell out Ayeka,arn't
ya?
*They all nod*

Clayton: Why would anyone be mean to Aeka?

Aeka's face turned red. "it was inappropriate. The acts you were
describing... it was disgusting. No member of the royal family would ever
do anything like that.

William:*Grins from ear to ear*So your tellin' us that even though your dad
has two wives..they never do anything "inappropriatly"?
*Everyone laughs*

And your claim that that is where babies come from
is just ridiculous. Everyone knows that babies are made in heaven and left
in the limbs of a Juraian tree."

Andy:That is absurd.
Jinx:Yeah.
Andy:Everyone knows that babies come from cabbage patches.
Jinx:>.>...no.
Andy:Then where do they come from.Not like you know Jinx.
Jinx:Err,Andy.*Points to William,whos balancing a spoon on his nose*Beleive
me,I know.

Everyone looked at her in shock. Then Ryoko began to snicker.

Dr. Evil: Not going anywhere for a while?

Kiyone and Mihoshi let out tiny laughs and Sasami in the kitchen
could be heard giggling. Aeka looked at everyone in shock and
asked, "What? What's so funny?"

Feral:Well you think children are left in trees.
William:*As a student*Ms.Feral?
Feral:Mmhmm?
William:My mommy says that when two people love each other *very* much,they go
to sleep and in the morning..the woman has a baby.

Nigel: Your Daddy had problems

Ryoko and the others couldn't
hold it in anymore. While Tenchi stood there quietly blushing the
others burst out laughing. Ryoko was rolling on the floor. "She
doesn't know! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA."

William:Neither does Andy!
*Everyone except Andy starts to laugh*
Andy:I fail to see the humor in any of this.

Aeka gasped. "No... no. Lord Tenchi is what Ryoko described actually how
babies are made?" Tenchi looked down at Ryoko. "I don't know. I'd have to
know what she said." Ryoko grinned evilly and took her chance when she saw
it and just as Tenchi realized what he'd done. She jumped up and whispered
into his ear.

Austin: Shwing!
Dr. Evil: What was that?
Austin: Um... I'm not sure.

Jinx:*As Ryoko*Two times one is four,got that?
Andy:Jinx,but two times four is..*Feral clamps her hand over his mouth*
Feral:Shh,don't tell her.

With every
word his face turned a new shade of red and a drop of blood fell
from his nose.

Jinx and Feral:Mmm..blood.
William:Eww.
Andy:Welcome to my world.

Aeka stood there and waited, "Well?" After what seemed like ten minutes
Ryoko backed off. She had added a few things while she had him but had also
made sure that what the princess had heard was there. Tenchi managed to
stutter for a minute and said, "Well...well most of it yeah... some of it I
guess isn't strictly required but..."

Jinx:Yeah,you didn't have to tell him about blow jobs and being eaten out.Oh
and that kinky thing with the shoe horn.
*Notcies the odd looks from the rest of the casts and slips down into her seat*

Mihoshi and Kiyone ran up the stairs before they heard Aeka's scream of
disgust. Mihoshi dived into her bed while Kiyone slammed the door against
the string of curses

William:*Spits on Andy and speaks in a russian accent*I curse you!
Andy:*Wipes the spit from his face*I've been cursed enough,thank you.

and sounds of pure hatred coming from downstairs.

Feral:*As the announcer*You may have loved Pure Moods but now theres Pure
Hatred,with such songs as Anthrax's "I'm startin' up a posse" and Disturbed's
"Down With The Sickness".
Jinx:Call now and get a free holy man with your order*Glomps Andy*
Andy:*Laughs nervously then blinks*Jinx..your not tied up anymore.

Austin: (As Eddie Valiant) You mean you could have slipped out of those cuffs at any time?
Clayton: (As Roger Rabbit) Not at any time. Only when it was funny

Jinx:Yeah,I know.*Sees the looks that everyone is giving her and sighs*Fine.
*Jinx proceeds to untie everyone.Not like she gave a fuck if it made Kali mad*
Andy:*Turns his wrist*Much better.
Feral:*Stretches*Yeah.
William:*Gleefully begins reading the hentai manual*

Kiyone sighed and lay down on the bed. Then she looked at Mihoshi who looked
back and they both started laughing again.

Jinx:*Looks to Andy*
Andy:*Looks back at her*
*They both laugh*

Dr. Evil: Right

Mihoshi got up and opened

Feral:..a can of whoop ass on Kiyone.
William:Two chicks fighting..*Thinks about it for abit*Ok,i'm with it chere.

the door for a second. "... and further more I think that the very idea of doing
something so vile is just..."

William:*Grins*Excillent...
*He begins to laugh rather maniacly.Feral shrugs and joins in,soon followed
by both Jinx and Andy*

She closed it again and looked back at Kiyone. "Well it looks like they'll
be at it for a while. I guess we'll just have to find something to talk
about since it's too early to go to bed." Kiyone raised an eyebrow and asked
her, "And since when has that ever stopped you?"

Jinx:*As Mihoshi*Since that time you tried to run me over with Yukanojo.

Nigel: First bed euphemisms and not a phallic symbol

William:Aww,mon Mihoshi. I just want to drink her like a 40 ounce.

Clayton: You're supposed to be Cajun! Not a Rasta!
Austin: Maybe he's just planning to work for Miss Cleo

Mihoshi blushed and sat down on her bed. "There is nothing
wrong with taking a nice nap in the sun."

Feral and Jinx:The hell it's not!
Jinx:You'll wake up with one hell of a sunburn pal.
Feral:Yeah..
William:But dad can*Jinx smacks him with her boot*
Jinx:Shove it!

Dr. Evil: Finishing one another's sentences are we?

Kiyone looked at her and said, "There is when we could be getting some work
done." Mihoshi rolled her eyes. "Is that all you ever think about?"

William:No,she thinks of wonderful sex with you mon Mihoshi.
Jinx:William?
William:Yeah?
Jinx:Remember when we talked about you shutting up?
William:Yeah?
Jinx:Be a dear and do it.
William:*shuts up*

All: Pussy whipped!

Kiyone looked at her. "What else is worth the time?" Mihoshi looked at
Kiyone like she was crazy. "Try relaxing sometime.

Jinx and Feral:*sing*Relax,don't do it..
William:*Sings*Kick the marshall's ass and say screw it..

I mean gosh Kiyone every
time you find something you like you act all guilty about it just because it
isn't work." Kiyone tried to think of a response but couldn't. It was all
true. Mihoshi nodded, "If it weren't for me you'd probably kill yourself
working."

Andy:Actually,as unstable as Kiyone seems..she'll kill herself just because of
you Mihoshi

Austin: In the morning

William:*Gets him in a choke hold and glares*Never.Talk.About.Mihoshi.Like.That
Again.
Andy:..otay...

Dr. Evil: (As Billy Crystal) What do I look like? One of the Little Rascals?
Nigel: What do you think of that Spanky?

Kiyone looked back, "And if it weren't for me you wouldn't get any work done."
Mihoshi grinned and nodded. "That's why we make such a great team. And if
you just stopped blaming me for everything that goes wrong we could probably
get a lot closer."

*Everyone looks at William*
William:What?

Kiyone blushed at the phrasing of Mihoshi's words. "I don't blame you for
everything. And most of the time you do something I yell
at you for. Like when you blew up the engines, or when you

Jinx:*As Kiyone*Covered my face in honey and let that grizzley loose in
my room.

Clayton: Rip off from the Parent Trap!

Feral:*As Mihoshi,laughs*Yeah,wasn't it great?

plowed me down with the power suit. So don't go making it
sound like I'm not justified."
Mihoshi looked down at her lap.

Feral:..and noticed that Kiyone had given her a huge boner.
William:*Growls*
Feral:...Sorry...

"Well what about all those
times you said it was my fault we weren't promoted? Or the times
you called me your bad luck charm

Jinx:At least your not permanently tagged as "The Jinxed One"

Clayton: You wouldn't believe where that's tattooed
Austin: Do tell

Feral:Jinx really *is* a bad luck charm.

like I was the one that made
your gun misfire or that you forgot to do a maintenance check on
the engines in the first place. I wasn't even awake them. How
could I have possibly have been the reason for that?"

Jinx:You just were.Live it.Love it.
William:Lick it.
Jinx:Shut up William!

Kiyone blushed. She didn't want to admit that she had been watching
Mihoshi sleep.

Andy:Speakin' of watchin' people sleep..why do you do it Jinx?
Jinx:Well,it's a form of affection really.
Andy:Really?
Jinx:*Nods*Yeah,I mean wouldn't you get pissed if the thing you were staring
at for hours was suddenly tampered with?
Andy:..I feel the love...

Nigel: That or those burritos are backing up on you

"Ok, you're right. I do blame you too much and
I'm sorry alright?" She lay back suddenly on her bed and they
were both quiet for a minute listening to the sounds of Aeka's
yelling from downstairs.

Feral:*As Ayeka*And another thing!I do *not* have a penis!
William:Could'a fooled me.

Nigel: What else is stuck up your bum?

Jinx:*Grins*See William,your saying Feral has a penis yet you want to sleep
with her.
William:Dammit!You tricked me!

Austin: Homophobe

Finally Mihoshi just decided to change the subject. "So how long
do you suppose Aeka can keep this up?"

Andy:Until God strikes her down.
Jinx:Until they can cart her off to Ryo-ohki and send her back to Jurai
William:Until she a Ryoko start havin' wonderful girly sex.
Feral:Until William gets slapped.
William:Huh?*SMACK*
Feral:*Grins*
William:*Rubs the side of his face*Damn yous

Kiyone smirked and shrugged. "I don't know. But considering how she took it she
could be yelling like this forever. And when Tenchi and Ryoko
go on their trip she'll most likely yell a lot more when they get
back."

Feral:Ayeka,dear,it's called a vibrator.

Clayton: And I don't know why it glows in the dark. I mean if you could get your head to where you could see it would you really need it?
Dr. Evil: That would make a wonderful thesis

If your that hung up on gettin' laid
you know what they say,"Nothin' like self lovin'"
Jinx:Feral?
Feral:Yeah?
Jinx:Shut up.

Mihoshi grabbed two hunks of her hair in her hands and
pulled them down in an impersonation of Aeka's pony tales.

Jinx:Mr.Clayton put the wrong tales!

Clayton: You're correction MY spelling?

Feral:Very good Jinx*Pats her on the head and gives her a Jinxie Snack*
Jinx:Mmm..nummy.

"'That's right because it's improper for that pirate to be alone with
him in the middle of space.'" Kiyone laughed. "That's pretty good
Mihoshi." Mihoshi laughed too. "Now you do one." Without
thinking Kiyone pulled her hair up in her hand. "'Well that shows
what you know princess.'"

Andy and William:*Clap and whistle*
Andy:Wonderful Ryoko impression!
William:Yeah!Your undies were showin' too!
Jinx and Feral:..men..

They laughed again. Finally they lay
down again.

Feral:*Is now dressed in teacher's garb(i.e her hair in a bun,a long grey dress
and a pair of glasses)*Well,this is odd.Is it past tense or present?I mean
laughed and lay.It should either be "They laugh again"or they...*Blinks*
Dammit...he's right...

Clayton: Ha!

Jinx:Ain't it funny when her ego goes poof?
*Everyone else nods in agreement,except for Feral*

"Oh that was fun Kiyone." Kiyone nodded agreement. "Yeah."
Mihoshi closed her eyes for a moment enjoying the memory of
Kiyone's laugh. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

William:*As Kiyone*Yo bitch,seems my homies be wanting me on the east siy-ed!

Dr. Evil: I'm down with that homies

Jinx:Thats real convincing with that back water accent of yours.
William:Mah?
Jinx:Yeah?
William:Shut up.

Mihoshi
peeked out of her eye lid and saw Kiyone going over some police
reports on her wrist computer.

Clayton: Uncle Gadget?

Jinx:*As Kiyone*Seems someones trying to rob the 7/11 again.

Austin: (As Batman) Look Robin, it's the 69 signal!
Nigel: Let's roll!

Feral:*As Mihoshi*In the name of fourty nine cent slurrpies and doughnuts!We
will defend the 7/11
Jinx:Tally ho!

Clayton: Am I the only one suddenly picturing her in a pair of high leather boots and a riding crop?

Mihoshi sighed, "Kiyone..." She
looked up from her wrist at Mihoshi. "What?"

Andy:*As Mihoshi*..you have a really big booger on your face.
William:*As Kiyone*Wow Mihoshi,thanks.It was tastey too.
Feral and Jinx:*Glare at them*

The next week Washu stopped by their room before they left
for the karaoke bar again. "Could you two do me a favor? I was
curious about the social structure of this planet so I was hoping
you could videotape it for me."

William:Porn!
Jinx:Camera!
William:Porn!
Jinx:Porn!

Clayton: Tastes good!
Dr. Evil: Less filling!

Jinx and William:Porn!
*Music starts playing.Cheesey broadway music.

Nigel: (Sings) I want to be a part of it!

Jinx jumps up with a goofy ass
grin on her face and falls to her knees,then moves her head from side to side.*
Jinx:Porn!
*William jumps behind her and waves his arms out beside of her.

Dr. Evil: Suddenly I see why they were tied down

Feral and Andy
look on in horror*

Clayton: And why she's sleeping with me instead of those two

William:Porn.
Jinx and William:Yeah...
*They both climb into their seats as if nothing happened.Feral and Andy tremble*

Kiyone was trying to think of a
polite way to turn her down when Mihoshi piped up that she
would be glad to. Washu handed her the camera and left.

William:Knowing Washu she's probably got it rigged so that she can see everything
they do.

Washu's voice: (Spanish accent) Cameras? I don't need no stinkin' cameras!

Jinx:Washu.The Greatest Scientific Genius,and vouyerist,in the universe.

Kiyone looked at her angrily. "Mihoshi why did you agree to do
that?" Mihoshi looked at her and shrugged. "We're going to be
there anyway. Besides maybe she'll let us have a copy."

Feral:Yeah you and all of the planet Blockbuster.
Jinx:Or Lovecrafts porno shop.

Clayton: I've been there.
Austin: What's it like
Clayton: Let's just say you haven't seen anything until you see Chthulu in tight red leather

Jinx and William:Porn!
Andy:Make it stop!

Dr. Evil: I'll make it stop... for one hundred Billion Dollars!

Kiyone
sighed. "Fine, let's just go and get this over with."
When they got home that night it was quite similar to the other
night. Tenchi and Ryoko greeted them, Aeka was sitting in the
chair and Sasami was on the couch.

Austin: Didn't you write one of these lemons?
Clayton: Yep! But Aeka wasn't part of it in my epilogue

Jinx:William was eating their food.
William:Hey!
Jinx:*Points to the screen,William is sneaking out of the door with an armload
of food*
William:Oh.Well then.Go me!

Mihoshi and Kiyone went to
Washu's door and knocked. Washu opened it. "Oh, thanks
guys." She took the camera. "Hey Washu, can we have a copy
of that?"

Feral:Because a performance like that cannot be repeated.
Jinx:*Whispers*Tell that to Andy.He's..vanilla..in bed.
Andy:*Grins proudly though he doesn't know what the hell their talking about*
William:What?
Andy:Your mums talkin' bout how i'm a dynamo in bed.
William:Dude,I didn't need ta hear that.

Austin: You know for a bunch of perverts they seem awfully edgy about incest

Mihoshi asked. The scientist looked up and shrugged.
"Sure, no problem. Just hold on a second." She ducked back
inside and came back a few minutes later holding the tape. "Here
you go. I just downloaded it into my computer." Mihoshi took the
tape and they left.

Jinx:*As Washu as Rodney Dangerfield*How do ya like that?I get no respect.
Feral:Well Washu is old enough to have fully turned to dust.

Clayton: For crying out loud! Kiyone is in this one! Don't you recognize the TV series Universe when you see it? This isn't the OVA!
Austin: (Mumbles) You know you watch too much anime when...

Jinx:That sort of dedication to this shit pot planet deserves a truck load
of respect.

Tenchi looked at the tape in Mihoshi's hands. "Do you two want
to put that in the VCR?" Mihoshi shook her head. "No Tenchi,
I'll wait until tomorrow. I'm a little tired and I think Kiyone will
probably want to do some work before she goes to sleep."

Nigel: Work that ass!

Jinx:*Stretches and yawns*Speaking of which,we only have ten more minutes before
suns up.
Feral:Yeah.I know.
*The new Elf Cat runs in,dragging a cart of beverages behind him*
Jinx:*Takes a nice cup of warm blood from the cart*Thanks mate.
Feral:*Does the same and takes a sip*Mmm..blood in your cup.
Andy:*Takes a cup of coffee*Thank you Elf Cat.
William:*Takes a cup as well*Yeah,your a big help podna.
*Elf Cat blushes and heads back through his doggie door*

She walked up the stairs totally unaware of Kiyone staring after her.

Austin: Oh yeah, shake it baby!

Kiyone meanwhile was shocked. On the walk home all Mihoshi
had talked about was getting a copy of the tape. Kiyone had
simply kept quiet.

Andy:I wanna go to sleep.
Jinx:Me too.
Feral:Yeah.
William:*Snores*
Kali:Well.*The screen goes blank and the doors unlock*Go on and sleep,we can
always finish tommorow night.
*They all sluggishly get up and drag their sorry arses from the theater.Jinx and
Feral head to their bedrooms.Andy heads to his and William simply curls up
in the theater.*

*The next night everyone met once again in the theater.They were all dressed
in their pajama's,except for William who had simply just camped out.Kali is already
hard at work.As soon as they are seated,the lights go down and..you know*

When she got up to her room Mihoshi was laying in her bed fast
asleep.

Jinx:Get up lazy!
Feral:Yeah!It's early yet.10:00 at night!
Andy:...we know...

She sat down on her bed and reached for her wrist to go
over some reports. But suddenly she stopped and looked at
Mihoshi again, laying there so peacefully.

William:Look at her..so peaceful..so free.*Sniffles*Oh look,a dime!
Jinx:He's a McGrifilkin alright.He has the attention span of cottage cheese.

She put her wrist down
and sighed. She didn't want to work right then. Kiyone really
wished she could be as carefree as Mihoshi always seemed to be.
After a while she closed her eyes and joined her partner in sleep.

Feral:You know,it's hard to slag this goddamned fic.

Clayton: (Ego inflates)

Jinx:Yeah*Glares*It's not half bad.
William:Easy for you to say,no Lesbian love yet.

The next day however, she was woken up by Mihoshi shaking
her.

Dr. Evil: Will I get lucky today (Pauses) Ask again later

"Come on Kiyone.

Feral:..do the locomotion with me!

Everyone else is out of the house and I
want to see the video." Kiyone sighed and rolled over. "Why?

Jinx:Heres somethin' for your mind to chew on.The Authoress' tenth grade
english teacher told the class something.One time,at college,the midterms in Englis

All: (CoughFlunkedCough)

were supposed to be the hardest ever.The students open up their packets and it
only had one word."Why?".Everyone goes hard to work writing down these long
explinations.One dude,who's been sleeping half the class,wakes up and scribbles
down "Why not?".He's the only one who passed.
Feral:Thats deep.

Clayton: Kinda glossing over the fact that she failed too

You were there last night. So was I. So why do we need to
watch ourselves?" Mihoshi just smiled and tried to pull her out of
the bed. Kiyone gave in and got up." They went downstairs and
found some cereal.

Jinx:*As Spike the Vampire*Weetibix.Gives the blood texture.
Feral:And though Weetibix is *not* a real cereal,we do enjoy Honey Bunches Of
O's.
Andy:Umm...ewww.
William:I second that.

"How did we sleep in this late Mihoshi?" The
blond just shrugged.

Jinx:Well,the Authoress woke up at 3 this afternoon,so your police arses ain't
alone.
Feral:*does a rimshot*

Austin: That was a joke?

Once they were done eating Kiyone

Nigel: Yum

flopped down on the couch
and Mihoshi ran to plug the tape in. Then she sat down next to
Kiyone and hit the play button on the remote.

William:*Reads the title on the screen*Noboyuki's Home Videos.

Clayton: Starring Bob Sagat

Jinx:*Raises a brow*Well,isn't that conveinent.

Clayton: Tonight on a VERY special episode of COPS

"Mihoshi will you get that camera out of my face?" Kiyone
yelled.

The Cast:Too easy.

The camera panned to the left showing the street and
showed some cars and people walking down the sidewalk.

Jinx:Aww..ain't that cute.Theres a bloke stabbin' a lass.
William:Yeah..thats amoure`.

After
a while they arrived at the bar. Kiyone was seen sitting at the bar
for a drink and the camera was set down by her arm. "I'll have
a cider."

Jinx and Feral:*Laugh*
William:What?Whats so funny maman and Aunt Feral?
Jinx:*Wipes a tear from her lime green eyes and snickers*She ordered a cider,in
a bar!

Clayton: There are 2 kinds of cider, one of which is highly alcoholic

Feral:*Takes a deep breath*I hope she decides to let it sit for 20 years.
Jinx:Yeah,then she'll have some damned good brandy.
Andy:Your parents must really be proud.
Feral:..I was the daughter of a slave and the master...
Andy:Oh..
Jinx:My parents died when I was six.Yellow fever.
Andy:I'm terribly sorry.
Feral and Jinx:Fuck you.

Clayton: I'm up for it

Kiyone said. Mihoshi could be heard ordering a Shirley
Temple. "Mmm, this is good. You should try it Kiyone." The glass
passed by the camera lens. "No thanks Mihoshi, I'll stick with
my drink."

Jinx:Of cider!
*Jinx and Feral laugh again.Andy is rolling in his shame while William just
looks at the screen*

After a while Mihoshi talked Kiyone into going to the karaoke
booth. Mihoshi videotaped Kiyone singing. On the couch Kiyone
frowned. She knew her scores were bad, but hearing herself sing
like that was just too much. Next Mihoshi went up. Her singing
wasn't much better.

Jinx:*Winces*Your telling me...
Feral:*Convulses*

Nigel: Well somebody likes it

William:Do not listen to them Mihoshi,you have the voice of an angel.
Andy:And you have the ear of a smack addict.

Mihoshi walked back after her song and
looked right in the camera. "Come on Kiyone, let's just set it
down here and sing a few together." The camera shook as they
set it down. Then they both walked up and began to sing.
On the couch Kiyone stared ahead in rapt awe. The sounds that
came over her ears were what first caught her attention, but that
wasn't it. On the screen Kiyone's fingers intertwined with
Mihoshi's and they looked directly into each other's eyes.

Jinx:*As Mihoshi,singing*You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets
do it like they do on the discovery channel..
Feral:*As Kiyone,singing*Love,the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket,like
the last catacombs of Egypt,only God know where we stuck it.Heiroglyphics let
me be specific..*William clamps his hand over her mouth*
William:*Whispers*Your makin' me abit horney...stop!

Austin: Hey Abit!

Kiyone
remembered every moment of it, but somehow seeing like this
was different. As the Kiyone and Mihoshi on the screen sang they
kept getting closer and closer.

Feral:Until they fused to make Kiyoshi!
Andy:Sounds like a cheesey plot for Dragon Ball Z
Jinx:Dragon what?
Andy:Mm,nothin'.

Kiyone tried to convince herself
that it was just because that was how people who sang did these
things,

William:Yeah*Grins*And dey also get naked and eat..*BAM*
Jinx:*Sits the sledge hammer down*
Willaim:*Is knocked out*

Austin: That's one complicated woman
Nigel: Does she like sex or not?
Dr. Evil: Who knows?

but they were way to close for that. Next to her on the
couch Mihoshi said, "Wow Kiyone. You were so beautiful. And
the way you were singing was just great." Kiyone just stared at
the screen.

Jinx:*As Kiyone*Yeah,yeah woman!Just get me a goddamned sandwich!
Andy:And you women call us pigs.

Finally the tape ran out just as they finished their last song and
had pushed their chests together. It started to rewind itself. From
beside her Mihoshi turned and smiled. "Hey Kiyone, what did
you think?" Kiyone turned and looked at Mihoshi.

Feral:Washu has this tape too.Do they realize this?
William:Arrgghh..*Starts foaming at the mouth*

All: PLEASE let it just be foam!

Andy:Jinx,will he be ok?
Jinx:Yeah,I hit him on the head,

All: (Wince and cross their legs)

he'll be fine.

She saw how
close the other detective's face was to her. Without thinking
Kiyone jumped up and ran out the door. "Kiyone? Kiyone where
are you going?" Mihoshi called after her.

Feral:*As Kiyone*Must.Take.Cold.Shower.Major.Mental.Bonner!
Jinx:*Giggles*You said bonner.

Austin: Thank you Bevis

Kiyone ran off into the forest. The sunlight streamed through the
leaves of the trees onto her face.

Jinx:Bootyful.
Feral:Indeed.Sitting through this long fanfic was worth it because we get to
see the sun.
Andy:Here we go again.
William:*Wakes up and rubs the back of his head*My head hurts like a goddamned
mother fucker.

Tears started falling and caught
the light. "No, it... it can't be..." She whispered over and over
again as she ran. Suddenly she stopped and leaned back against
a tree. Sinking to the ground she let her head lay on her knees.
Sobbing quietly she said to herself, "It isn't true..."

Feral:You love Mihoshi,Kiyone,admit it.
Jinx:Or you could swallow your pride like a stubborn moran and simply get up,
go to Mihoshi and act as if the feelings that you feel are insignificent.
Andy:Wow..how..poetic
Jinx:*Burps*
Feral:Hehe,goodone!

Dr. Evil: It's called a Space key

William:Why is my head bleedin'!?

Back at the house Mihoshi sat on the couch looking out the
window in the direction Kiyone had run. She couldn't figure out
what was so upsetting about the tape. After all she had been there
when the tape was shot.

William:Poor Mihoshi.My love,I shall kill Kiyone for you.
Jinx:*Laughs*Pioneer and AIC wouldn't let ya do it son.

Clayton: Why not? She's not in the new series or the comics

William:Damn!

All Mihoshi had said was that she
thought Kiyone looked beautiful and asked what she thought about
the whole thing. Then she had just... run away.

Andy:I see nothing wrong with a woman complementing another on her looks.
Jinx:Allow me to demonstrate the reason "why not".*Turns to Feral*You look
pretty today Miss Feral.Who does your hair?
Feral:*Dramaticaly*Take me Jinx!Take me now!

Austin and Nigel: Yeah!

Suddenly
Mihoshi's eyes lit up.

Clayton: (As Terminator) Are you Sarah Connor?

If Kiyone was embarrassed and felt guilty...
then that meant she must really like her! Mihoshi giggled and
hugged a couch cushion.

William:*As Mihoshi*I'm gonna get some!Yay for me!
Jinx:..and in hops Ryo-ohki and Yazuha from "Daughter Of Darkness"
William:*Frowns*Dammit mah.

Austin: Mah?
Dr. Evil: So he's a Hillbilly now?

Blushing she bit her lip and curled up.
Sasami watched her from the kitchen and so did Ryo-oki sitting
on Sasami's head. "What do you suppose happened to her?" The
cabbit meowed. "Really? Constipation huh?

Jinx:*Sings*Gotta go,gotta go,gotta go right now,gotta go,gotta go,gotta go..

Cell phone guy: (Wanders through) Can you hear me now?

Feral:*Grins a goofy grin*And I don't have to go right now...

I don't know, maybe
we should ask her." Ryo-oki meowed again and shook her head.
"No I guess your right. Whatever it is it's her business. And
Aeka always says a princess doesn't gossip. Of course she
gossips all the time but still..."

Feral:*As Sasami*But still,she doesn't even know where babies come from.
Jinx:*Laughs*Neither does Andy!

Clayton: And you don't know what Dragon Ball Z is

Andy:I hate you.

She turned back and started
making lunch. "Maybe after she eats she'll feel like telling us what's
going on."

William:*Grins*
Jinx:Your..strange son.

Dr. Evil: No, your strange son... not that mine is much better

When lunchtime rolled around however Mihoshi was unusually
quiet. Tenchi sat in the middle of his side of the table as always
with Ryoko and Aeka on either side.

Jinx:Hehe,it's Tenchi and his hos.
Feral:*Sings*Thats why they call him Ten-sama
William:*Humms 80's smut music*

Austin: Why does he KNOW 80's smut music
Nigel: Best not to ask

Lately however Ryoko
had been sitting just a little bit closer and Aeka was just as far
away.

*Jinx picks up a cell phone and puts it to her ear*
Jinx:Ayeka?Can ya hear me now?Good.

Clayton: (Whispers into his phone) Do you touch yourself?

*Hangs up*

Yosho sat on the other side with Mihoshi while Washu was
at one of the heads.

William:What's she doin' at a head of cattle?

Austin: Horny

Oui,I mean..maybe she's secretly
a cow or somethin'.
Jinx:Maybe it's a conspiricy against you...Will.
William:I've always wondered about dat.*Scratches his chin*

Clayton: Just because they're out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid

Sasami was across from her. "So Mihoshi,
where is Kiyone?"

Feral:*As Mihoshi*In the oven..where else?
Andy:Feral,you frightened me in more ways then up...
Feral:*Grins evily*

Tenchi asked. Mihoshi just smiled to herself
and shrugged. Washu was watching her very closely for some
reason. "But Mihoshi, you must have some idea why she isn't here
right?" Washu prodded.

William:De cattle conspiricy strikes again.
Jinx:Dun,dun,dun!

Mihoshi looked up at Washu and got the
same blank look she always got. Washu sighed and thought, 'So
much for my fun.'

Feral:Well,chances are you have an android doppleganger of yourself in your lab.

Clayton: Stop reading ahead!

*Everyone shudders at the horror that was "Washu's Toy"*

She sat back and ate listening to the others talk,
or in Aeka and Ryoko's case argue.

Jinx:One day she will go insane...
Andy:One day I will go insane...

All: Short trip

After lunch Tenchi left to go out to the field while Aeka,
Ryoko, and Sasami sat down to watch soap operas.

William:Ahh their watchin' my fave."Lays of Our Wives".
Jinx:What about "The Hung And The Rest Of Us?"
Feral:Or "Genital Hospital".
Andy:Or "All My Children".I love that show.
*They all look at him oddly.*

Clayton: How about "As the Casket Turns"?
Austin: Well since this MST started they've probably rolled over in their graves so much they're considered rotisserie style undead

Yosho went
back to the shrine and Mihoshi went out to the porch to sleep in
the sun. Washu was back in her lab and was watching everyone
else. Ryo-oki jumped onto the couch with Sasami...

Nigel: Shag anyone?

Jinx:Ryo-ohki,sweet little creature.
Feral:I bet her blood is..wonderful.
Andy:Can I say..eww?

Dr. Evil: No! And if you backtalk again you will be punished

So what are you so afraid of?

Austin: Carnies

Asked a voice at the back of her mind. Kiyone
looked up. "I don't know!" Well why don't you think about it for a second.
Kiyone bit her lip and leaned back against the tree trunk. "It just doesn't
feel right ok?" Are you sure about that? Kiyone bit her lip. Maybe it's that
it does feel right and you just refuse to admit it. "Why would I be in...
with Mihoshi."

Jinx:*Whimpers*The voices are back..arn't they Feral?
Feral:*Nods*and mine are telling me to light William on fire..

Clayton: (Tosses them a can of his home made Napalm) Make him cry for mommy!

William:*Jumps back a seat*

Be in what? Kiyone banged her head against the tree again.
"I'm not going to say it!" Say what? Kiyone kicked a rock away from her foot.
"Look, I'm not in love with Mihoshi." Then what are you doing out here?

Jinx:*Holds up a sign*POUTING!
Feral:A sport thats favored amongst us deadies.

Nigel: I wouldn't have thought so. Fangs and pouting just don't mix

She hit the ground with her fist. "Well if you're so smart what do you
think?" Well then why 'don't' you love her?

Austin: Because she needs a real man
Clayton: Well if that doesn't drive her to lesbianism...

"Because she's a ditz, she
causes me a lot of useless trouble, and if it weren't for her I'd be back at
the main office right now."

William:*As Kiyone*Givin' her grandpa some head so that I could be promoted.

Clayton: NOT THE OVA!

Feral:Were not talking about how you got through school William.
William:*growls*

Dr. Evil: Hahahah (Pauses) Hahahahahahahaha!

Would you buy that if you were me... which you
are. "No, I guess not. I mean I didn't have to come back here." That's what
I thought. And you already admitted that you blame her for too much. So
what's your excuse now? Kiyone sat there quietly for a while.

*They all sit quietly.Some crickets chirp and a ball of paper rolls past their
feet*

"Can we move
onto a new question now?" Ok, so what would your life be like without her?

Nigel: Well she did get you a job on the show in the first place

Kiyone grinned. "That's an easy one. Sane!" Ha, very funny. Lets picture it
shall we? The image of Kiyone working at her desk appeared. People coming
and going all around her. They asked her to go out, but she was too busy.

Jinx:Those ain't like the images that my voices send me...*Shudders*

All: I love you. You love me...

Andy:That bad?
Jinx:Do you like rabid mynah birds?

Austin: Well I'll try anything once

Andy:*Whimpers*..no..

Her days off people asking her to come check out the new karaoke bar. No,
need to catch up on my work. See? Without Mihoshi around you'd just work all
the time. And how long would you stay sane with that? The image of her in a
straight jacket mumbling about needing to get to work shot through her mind.
"Fine, but why her? Why not some cute guy?" The voice was quiet.

Jinx:Because,all cute guys are either taken..or gay...or kidnapped by vampires.
William:I'm not taken*Looks around*..or gay!
Feral:*Grins*
Andy:Awww,i'm kidnapped by vampires.

"Ha, knew that one would stump you." She said. Of course, if you don't know
how am I supposed to? Kiyone shrugged and sighed.
"In that case why don't you do something constructive?"

Feral:Like play in traffic!Or construct a nuclear device that can turn people
into pomeranians.
Jinx:*Giggles*Such cute little dogs they are too!

Hey these are your
thoughts. "In that case why am I trying to hook me up with Mihoshi?" Because
you love her.

Jinx:*Blinks*Ummm..
Feral:Don't worry about it hun
Jinx:Ok.

"No I..." She stopped again and looked out into the woods.
"Ok, what if I do? It would still be weird and she probably doesn't feel
like that anyway.

Nigel: Give me five minutes and I'll tell you what she feels like
Clayton: (Snorts) Unless it's 2 hours it doesn't' even count as foreplay

I mean look at her. She's probably got a ton of guys
whenever she goes out."

William:*Grins and holds up a small card*I'm part of her fanclub...
*Everyone else shudders*

Dr. Evil: Stalker's Anonymous?

In that case why does she spend all her time with
you?
Kiyone looked back towards the house. Besides, didn't she say you were
beautiful?

Jinx:Yeah,but maybe she just wants in your pants...
William:*Kisses Feral's hand*Mon chere..your beautiful
Feral:*Shakes abit and whimpers*

Austin: I have an antibacterial cream you can barrow
Nigel: You slept with Alotta Vagina too?
Austin: Yeah...
Nigel: Pass it over

Kiyone smiled and blushed a bit at that last thought, then she frowned and
shook her head. "No. That was nothing." But doubts began eating away at her.

William:*Grins*Is dis "Doubts" hot?

Dr. Evil: Now you're just reaching

Jinx:*Stares at him*No,he's a middle aged bald man with his hand in his pants.
William:Oh..*frowns*

What if it wasn't nothing? You only focused on your own face when you watched
the tape. What did you see in her eyes? "Nothing, just that same dopey expression
I see every time she looks at me." The same expression you saw on your face
when you two sang. "No... well yeah I guess." She screamed and threw a hand
full of dirt. "When did life get so slagging complicated?" Nobody answered.

William:Den is Nobody hot?
Jinx:Just shut up before you break your brain.

All: Too late!

Looking up at the leaves above her she thought about Mihoshi. She thought
about the blond detectives face, the way that one strand of hair was always
getting caught in her eyelashes, the way she laughed when she was watching
her cartoons. How she would twirl her feet when she was listening to music.

Jinx:Their makin' her sound like a ten year old Barbie lover...
Feral:You look like a ten year old barbie lover.
Jinx:*Glares*

Austin: What's wrong with being spanked by a naked Ke... Barbie Doll?

How the heck did Tenchi handle this?

Nigel: Step one. Step Two. Repeat.

William:Easy,he's gay.
Jinx:He was flirting with Ryoko so shut the fuck up.
Kali:Yeah!You ass wipe!
William:So..so...so..sorry.

These feelings in her were too
confusing. Always before she could figure out what she was feeling and why.
But now she felt so helpless. And the thought of actually kissing Mihoshi
was just... whoa! Where the hell did that one come from?

Clayton: This was sent to us by Patricia Westfield of Santa Clarita

Her kissing Mihoshi.
No way would that ever happen... would it? The idea sent a chill down her
spine. She had to talk with Mihoshi. If she could only figure out some way
to get her partner to tell her how she felt before she said anything.

Jinx:Tickle it out of her.
Feral:Yeah,like so.*Starts to tickle Jinx*
Jinx:Hehe,stop it!Stop!*Kicks Andy in the head by accident*
Andy:*Shakes it off*..oww..

Dr. Evil: You may want to change your pants

Kiyone got home just before sunset.

Jinx:*Hums cowboy music*
Feral:*Imitates old foggy voice from the old disney animal documentaries*
Ms.Kyone sure does like comin' home to a nice,cozy burra' after sunset.*Laughs*
Goodnight Ms.Kiyone..don't let the hunters get you.

All: (Laugh)

Tenchi was already there and was sitting
with Ryoko discussing their trip.

William:*As Ryoko*Well,shackles are a must..ooo..and planet IM6YUR9 will just
be darlin',don't ya think Tenchi?
Feral:Mmm..shackles...

Aeka was reading a romance novel.

Jinx:*Blinks*Since when did "Sluts and Stallions" become a romance novel.

Nigel: Around the time you read it

William:*Looks hopeful*It's a novel now!
Feral:*Dramaticly*William,you can read!?
William:No,but i'll sure as hell buy it if it got pictures chere.

Noboyuki
had just gotten home from work and was coming down the stairs. Sasami called
everyone for dinner and Mihoshi shot down the stairs past him. Kiyone looked
up when she saw Mihoshi but suddenly looked down and blushed.

Feral:*As Kiyone*Uhh..Mihoshi?
Andy:*As Mihoshi*Yeah?
Feral:Uhh..will you..umm..go to..the..prom..with..me?
Andy:Uhhh..noooo..

Clayton: Someone's been watching the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Feral:Damn.Well theres always Dee-Dee from Dexters Lab..

Mihoshi bit her lip

Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen ex-lip-it A

excitedly and sat down at the table. Once everyone was
seated and eating she sat quietly and looked down at her plate. Tenchi was
telling everyone, "The carrots are almost ready.

Austin: Soon we shall conquer the world!

Jinx,Feral and William:But their..."AT THE CARROT PATCH!"
*Wretching can be heard from the projection room*
Andy:Thats..terrifying...

And I graduate next week
too." Ryoko grinned and hugged him tightly. "And then we get to go on our
honeymoon don't we Tenchi dear."

Feral:Uhh..when did they get married?

Clayton: That's who they remind me of! Miss Piggy and Kermit!

Jinx:Umm,i'm..not sure.Can you have a honeymoon without even gettin' hitched?

Clayton: Give me half a chance and I'll show you

Andy:I really don't think it would be orthadox..but I suppose.
Jinx:*Grins gleefully*Can we have a honeymoon then!?
William:Well mah..*Scratches the back of his head*Wouldn't dat be incest?
Jinx:*Stares blankly at him*I meant with Andy shit brain.
William:Umm..ohh...*Laughs nervously*
*Feral and Andy snicker*

Tenchi blushed and Aeka shivered. She still
hadn't gotten used to the idea that babies weren't left in trees by the
goddess.

*The Authoress grins*
The Authoress:Hey crew.
The Crew:Hey Jenny.
The Authoress:Can I put my three and half cents in?
*They all nod*
The Authoress:What Goddess is she thinking about?Tokimi?Tsunami?Or Little Washu?
I'm confused.I mean Tokimi probably eats babies..Washu would experiment on them
and Tsunami's trapped in an eight year olds body.

Clayton: Tsunami because this is the TV series and she isn't connected to Sasami

Jinx:That all Jenny?
The Authoress:*Nods and dissapears*

And of course once they were alone Sasami had shocked her by saying
that she had known all along how babies were made.

Jinx:Again.She really shouldn't look at Noboyuki's home videos.

Austin: My eyes! They burn!

William:*Holds up a movie*Order your copy of "Jurian Princess' Gone Wild"today!

All: (Smack him) Not Sasami!

Feral:Yeah*A number flashes across the screen*Call 1-666-HELPWERESTUCKINACRAPPYMST.

Dr. Evil: (Calls)
Phone message: Press 1 if you're in a crappy MST. Press two if you're in a good MST. Press three if you're in an MST of an MST
Dr. Evil: (Presses 3)
Message: (Stimpy's voice) It says here... You're doomed!

"So Kiyone, where were you all day? We missed you at lunch."

Nigel: She had a box lunch
Austin: Tacos?

William:*Snickers*

Clayton: When you're hungry...

Jinx:Get your mind outta the gutter ya closet poof.
William:Ahhh mah!

Dr. Evil: Okay? Who farted?

Tenchi asked. "Are you feeling alright?" Kiyone nodded and took a bite of
her food. "I'm fine Tenchi, I just needed to think about some things." Tenchi
smiled and nodded.

Jinx:A sure sign that he doesn't give a rabbit shit.
Andy:Well,I don't think thats true.I mean he did ask her how she was to begin
with.
Jinx and Feral:*Smile and nod*

Sasami smiled and looked at her. "Hey Kiyone, I heard you
and Mihoshi playing that tape before you left. When you two sing together it
sounds really good."

William:*As a frightingly good Sasami*Yeah.I especially liked when you sung
"I kissed a girl".
Jinx:*As Kiyone*Hehe..heh..heh...

Kiyone blushed and tried to think of a response. Washu
stepped in. "I saw that too. Thanks again for getting that for me."

Feral:*As Washu*Now..it's..my precious!
William:*Looks around and hides a tape under his seat*My..precious...

Nigel: Just so long as you move into a lightless cave

Kiyone
mentally kicked herself.

Jinx:Oww.Mentally giving yourself an ass whooping..poor confused cop.

If she had known what was going to be on that tape
she would never have let Washu anywhere near it. "But aside from that there
wasn't anything really remarkable about it." Kiyone's eyes shot up and looked
at Washu who gave her a wink.

Jinx:*As a skanky Washu*Come up and see me sometime big girl..*blows a kiss at
the screen*
Feral:What a corny pick up line.
*William adds it to his giant book of "Bad Pickup Lines That May Actually Work".

Tenchi was looking at Ryoko and she was
looking back at him.

Clayton: Look into my eyes...

Kali:*From the projection room*Ahh..young love.
Jinx:Kali,you do know that Ryoko is like 2,000 right?
Kali:As I said..young love.

Everyone else was talking about something or other so
that only Kiyone saw the wink.

Feral:It's a conspiracy..a conspiracy!Their gonna corner Mihoshi*Looks around
quickly and whispers*..and eat her pancreas...
*Andy and William move down a seat.Jinx just shrugs*

She bit her lip

All: Ah ha!

and nodded gratefully.
Unfortunately Washu had just been confirming her suspicions and decided to
tease her.

Jinx:Ooooo....I hate being teased so bad!It's like "Do ya want it in?Ya gotta
talk to me all dirty like".

Clayton: Really? And here I was going to use ice cubes... oh well.

*Looks over to Andy*
Andy:*Blushes abit*Umm..heh..yeah.
Feral:*Blinks and shudders at the idea of what a twisted sex life those two
most have*
William:*Chows down on his pop corn*

"By the way, I was going over the mind data from the first
mechanical Washu and found some interesting things.

Austin: How would you go about reading Mihoshi?
Clayton: Brail would be my favorite
Dr. Evil: I sold Washu some of my Fembots

You'd be amazed at the
way Mihoshi sees some people."

William:I can imagine chere.*In his head is a crayon drawn Ryoko with a triangle
type dress.A crayon Ayeka is throwing sticks at her.They each have a smile on
their face.In comes Kiyone,also drawn out of crayons.She has devil horns and
a pitch fork.It all looks like a three year old drew it.William smiles*

Clayton: In Mihoshi's defense, that's how William imagines everything

Despite herself Kiyone's interest was peeked.
She was listening intently to what Washu was about to say. "Washu that's not
right. If Mihoshi wanted to tell us what she thinks of us that's up to her."

Jinx:*Stares at Andy.She seems to be concentrating*
Andy:*Squirms uncomfortably*Ehh,what are you staring at.
Jinx:You think..i'm..a...ohh my Gods!*slaps him*
Andy:*Rubs his face*Oww...

Mihoshi looked up at Washu. "What do I think of everyone?" Washu and the
others moaned. Kiyone however wanted to head Washu off before she said
something that Kiyone might regret. "You already know what you think
Mihoshi." Mihoshi bit her lip. "Oh."

William:*Giggles giddily*Oh Mihoshi...your so delightfully brain dead.
Jinx:*Giggles giddily*Oh William...Ferals about to swing a sledge hammer at you...
*At that point William ducks,barely missing the hammer that Feral swings with
a Xena type war cry*
Feral:*Frowns and hugs the hammer*Damn..

Austin: Hmm, it seems she has an unnatural relationship with that thing.
Nigel: Think she'd like a three way?

Washu grinned. "Well I was just going to say she's a lot smarter than we
give her credit for. In fact if I didn't know better, I'd swear she used
that airhead attitude to manipulate us.

*Everyone except for William snickers*

Like right now for example. I'd
almost think there was something she wanted me to tell someone so she
wouldn't have too."

Jinx:*Is about to say something but starts dry heaving*
Feral:*Pats her back*Whats wrong hun?
Andy:Is she ok?
Feral:I..I don't know..
*Suddenly Jinx coughs up something and picks it up.It's a small round peice of
metal*
Andy:Oh God thats not cool!Not cool!Not cool!
Jinx:*Examines it*
Andy:What..is..it?
Feral:*Takes it from Jinx and gives it the once over*Looks like a bullet Andy.
Jinx:*Nods and takes it back*Aye Andy,you be wantin' it?It's civil war quality it is.
Andy:*Shudders*No..thank you..
William:*Takes the bullet from his mom*Ooo!Ebay!

Mihoshi blushed and looked down at her plate exactly as
Kiyone had done. "Now Washu, how could I possibly manipulate anyone?"

Jinx:Observe..*Looks to Andy with the cutest face imaginable,this is where
her freckles and big,umm,lime green eyes come into play*Andy..can..I have a
doaller?And the keys to your new car?
Andy:Awww..*Pats her on the head before rumaging in his pockets to give her
the keys and his entire wallet*There..keep the change...
*William and Feral clap while Jinx stands up for a bow*

Clayton: She's topless!

Washu
was about to respond when Tenchi put his hand up. "Enough Washu, teasing her "
Washu pouted and took a bite of her food.
Kiyone however had noticed that Mihoshi was avoiding looking at her all of
a sudden. She knew that the blond wasn't THAT air headed. Had even been in
special operations before being assigned to be Kiyone's problem.

Andy:Because.Her.Grandfather.Is.The.Marshell.
Jinx:*Counts her newly acuried luka*1.2.3.4.100.500...

But the
thought that she used her innocent comments to manipulate a situation...
No way.

Once they were in their room Kiyone sat on her bed looking at the wall. She
didn't even try to get any work started. Mihoshi noticed this and watched her
for a while.

Jinx:Hah!Vampire,vampire,vampire!I knew it!
Feral:..hehe...memories of old beaus Jinx?
Jinx:Fuck you mulatto.

Austin: Yeah!
Nigel: It's always "Yes"! Never "yeah".

"Kiyone are you alright? You ran out of the house this morning
before answering my question." Kiyone looked up at her and blushed again.
"Um... what question Mihoshi?" Mihoshi grinned. "I asked what you thought of
the tape of us singing."

William:*Grins from ear to ear*

Dr. Evil: That or the Feral girl slit his throat

I loved it!Wait...just..one..second...
Jinx and Feral:William loves musicals!William loves musicals!
William:*Curls into a ball*..stop..

Kiyone's blush deepened. I have to get this over or
my nose will start bleeding like Tenchi's does, she thought to herself. "Well
I ... I mean it was... it got me thinking." Mihoshi's grin got just a bit
bigger. "Oh? And what exactly were you thinking about?" Kiyone's jaw dropped
in shock.

Jinx:Ask a stupid question,dip shit,get a stupid answer.
Andy:William,Jinx was talking about Mihoshi again..whatcha gonna do about it?
William:Nothing..mah could kick.My.Ass.To.Next.Choosday.
Andy:*Grins*

"I don't believe it! She was right and you do it!"

Clayton: (As William as Rob Schneider) You can do eet! You can do eet all night long!

Mihoshi tried to look
empty headed and innocent. "What do you mean Kiyone?"

William:I'm about to give up,ok?Are you happy Gawd?
Andy:I think he's quite pleased..
GOD:*AND I AM*

Austin: (As Lain) But you're not god

*They all look up in terror cept for Jinx and Feral,who don't seem to give a
shit*
Jinx:Sup God?
GOD:*Don't talk to me wench!*
Feral:What?Haven't they found it *yet*
GOD:*Starts to cry and dissapears*
Jinx and Feral:..pussy..

Kiyone jumped up from
her bed and pointed a finger right at her face. "See! You're doing it again.
You're trying to find out what I think by asking little questions!"

Feral:*As Mihoshi thinking*Oh shit.This bitch knows my little game.Act calm.
Act casual.
Jinx:*As Mihoshi talking*Uhhh..why's the sky blue?Why's grass green?Why do you
have our singing tape in the porn section of the bookcase?

Nigel: Ask Noboyuki

Mihoshi's
eyes got real big and she shook her head softly. "Now what would make you say
something like that?" Kiyone was too caught up to realize she was being
tricked, "Because that's what I was planning to...I mean um..." She sat back
on her bed her face completely red.

Andy:Poor girl,she should confess to a priest.
Jinx:Andy,by this point,*you* should confess to a priest.

Clayton: These days you have to wait until after the priest confesses to you

Andy:*Hangs his head down*I wanted to be the pope one day too..

Mihoshi bit her lip and giggled. "And what exactly were you planning Kiyone?"
Kiyone closed her eyes and shook her head. No way was this happening. Maybe
she was misreading things.

Clayton: I still suggest Brail

Maybe Mihoshi's questions were completely innocent.

Feral:Noones completly innocent..not even Jinx..and look at her?She's fucking
adorable.Literaly.
Jinx:Aww...pashaw..

All: (Stealing a joke) Who is Adorable?

There was only one way to find out. Taking a deep breath she looked at
Mihoshi. "What do you think I was planning?" Mihoshi grinned and blushed.
A small giggle escaped her lips, "It wouldn't be polite to second guess someone."

William:Actually it's quite fun chere.I was juggled from home to home because of
second guessin'.
Feral:*As Jinx*Finaly,the McGrifilkin genes..*Gets punched in the gut by Jinx*

Nigel: Well if you like it rough...

Kiyone sat there quietly for a while thinking. "So Mihoshi... you never did tell me.
Ever have a boyfriend?" Mihoshi nodded but didn't stop smiling.
"A long time ago when I was in school. But I didn't really get along with him.

Jinx:I'ma marry Mr.Overstreet.

Clayton: (Takes Jinx's hand and jumps over a sword)

Andy:*Has a look of rejection on his face*
Jinx:Don't worry Andy..you'll be my friend with benifits..

Clayton: If she can still walk when I'm done with her

Andy:Ya mean it!?
Jinx:*Nods*

I've got... other interests now." She giggled again. "How about you Kiyone?"
Kiyone blushed and shook her head. "Uh... no. Too busy I guess." Mihoshi
looked at her closely and smiled at her. "Well there must be someone you
like..."

William:Like moi.Or Mihoshi.Or both.I won't cry.
Jinx:Yeah you would..their too much man for ya lad.
William:*Stares bullets at her*


Kiyone rolled over and looked at the wall. "Maybe... Oh would you
look at the time. I need to get to sleep."

Jinx:You should be so lucky.Kali!Break time yet!?
Kali:No,not yet.Maybe Tenchi will be in this.
*They all snicker*

She pulled the covers over her
head. "But Kiyone, you're still in your clothes." Kiyone covered her head.
"Uh... that way I'm ready in the morning. Good night Mihoshi."

Feral:Eww!What if you piss in them or somethin'!?

Dr. Evil: Someone has a problem...

Jinx:Then she'll smell like urine in the morning..duh!
William:*Does a rimshot*

(Suddenly he drums explode)

Mihoshi pouted. "Good night Kiyone. I guess I'll just change my clothes and
go to bed if you are." She got up and took off her shirt. Kiyone had her
head under the blankets. She had seen Mihoshi change before, why did this
time feel so different?

William:Cause your a closet lesbian chere.
Jinx:So is Andy.
Andy:*Goes wide eyed and then shakes his head*Jinxie,Jinxie,Jinxie...

Pixie and Dixie: Mr. Jinx? (Looks around) Wrong house (Wander off)

She peeked out from under the blanket. Mihoshi's
back was to her and she was busy undoing her bra.

Feral:Ahh the perks of being a vampire..you don't have to undo a bra cause'
you usually don't wear one.Your tits will always be firm.*Huffs out her chest*
William:*Rubs his own chest,though he has no boobs*I wanna be a vampire..

Clayton: Suddenly I'm reminded of the Ugly Wanda meets Dracula sketch on In Living Color
Dr. Evil: (As Dracula) And I thought the crucifix was repulsive!

Kiyone watched her for a second.
Suddenly Mihoshi glanced back at her and she covered her head up again.
Mihoshi smiled and giggled slightly. Then she frowned. What if she really
doesn't like me? Maybe she just acts that way when we sing because she likes
singing.

Feral:Jesus Christ on a Tuba phone!You ask too many questions!Gaaaaahhhh!
Jinx:Damion didn't like it when I asked questions..I got scars to prove it..
William:Damion?
Jinx:..my maker..
*They all frown and nod*

Quietly and quickly Mihoshi put her nightclothes on and got into bed. She
lay on her side looking towards the blob under Kiyone's blanket. Finally
after a long time she closed her eyes and went to sleep.

Willaim:*Sings in a whisper*Hush little GP don't say a word..Williams gonna
say stuff you never heard..dadadadada..dada..da.da.da..dadada...
Jinx:*Sighs*

Once she heard
Mihoshi's snoring Kiyone poked her head out from under the blanket. She
watched Mihoshi asleep in the bed in front of her. She hadn't actually
clarified anything.

Jinx:Except for,and I quote "Snnnnooooorrrreeee"
Feral:Seriously.Plus Kiyone,you might not really care for her.I've yet to hear
you say that you like her for her personality.
Willaim:Rather den for her hot body.
*They all nod*

Clayton: Like you'll care when the sex starts

Mihoshi could have been dancing around her questions or
she could have just been acting like herself. All she'd really done was make
herself feel embarrassed.

Andy:Your not alone..really...beleive me?Please?
Jinx:Begorrah..he's asking for pity again...
Feral:*Thinks and grins*He probably gets enough of that in bed...
Jinx:I read that!But yeah,your right.

Wait, that wasn't entirely true. She had found out that Mihoshi didn't actually
have a boyfriend.

Feral:She's stated that she had one..just not a good one.
Jinx:Yeah,seriously,get your facts straight "Oh mighty teal headed one".
Kali:Now your slagging Kiyone?
*They all nod*

She smiled and shook her head in self-amazement. How had
she gone from total denial to actually planning on ways to find out if she
could be part of Mihoshi's love life?

William:If you can't den I can*purrs*

Austin: We need to get him neutered

Jinx:William?
William:I know mah...shut up..*sighs and does so*

She shook her head. It didn't matter,
it had happened. Now she just had to keep from embarrassing herself. If she
were wrong about Mihoshi she would just make her partner feel uncomfortable
around her. Now Kiyone knew a little about what Tenchi must have been going
through. She really should apologize for teasing him so much.

Andy:*Wipes his eye with a tissue*Yeah..you should,before it's to late and he
dies of cancer..

Nigel: But first he'll build a house

Feral:Uhh,should we tell him wrong soap opera?
*Jinx and William shake their heads*
Feral:Ok,just askin'.

She watched Mihoshi breath for a while and smiled. She seemed so peaceful
and cute laying there. Cute? She wanted to dismiss the thought but couldn't.
It was absolutely true in her opinion and she had to admit it. She was
attracted to Mihoshi.

William:As am I chere,ohh Mihoshi,is dere anything dat you can't do?
Jinx:I bet she can't do this..Feral,a little help.
*Feral nods and bitch slaps her in the back of the head,hard enough to kill a
man.Jinx's eye balls pop out and land in her lap.She holds them up*

Dr. Evil: Snake eyes!

Jinx:See..hehe...
Andy:Ewww...
William:*Claps*Do it again!
Jinx:*Shakes her head and pops her eyes back in*Nope,maybe for your birthday.
William:Ahh man...

She smiled and closed her eyes. Then, she too drifted
off into sleep. That night Mihoshi's face danced at the edge of her dreams.

Feral:Her face.Danced!*Gets a look of horror on her own and looks about*
Jinx:*whispers to Andy and William*Childhood thing..Ferals afraid of faces.
William and Andy:*Nod*Ohh..

Nigel: But it makes no sense!

The next morning Mihoshi woke up to the smell of Sasami's cooking coming
from downstairs. Slowly she opened her eyes and saw Kiyone changing her clothes.
She grinned and as Kiyone slipped her new shirt on said, "I thought you said
you were sleeping in your clothes so you'd be ready in the morning."

Feral:*As Kiyone*Well..I lied.Ya hear me?I lied!I lied!
Jinx:*As Mihoshi*So..everything you said about you being the Queen of Montazuma
were fake?
Feral:No,those were true.
Jinx:Ohh,ok.

Kiyone jumped and looked down at her. She took a deep breath and managed a
smiled. "Oh... I just... changed my mind. Come on or we'll be late for
breakfast."

William:And for breakfast,she shall be havin' you Mihoshi.
Jinx:I doubt that would spread on toast.Or turn out crispy like bacon or..
William:Please mah..I shut up,ok?
Jinx:*Smiles*Ok son.

She ran downstairs leaving Mihoshi to get dressed. Mihoshi sighed
and climbed out of bed. Then she got an idea. Tenchi used to run away from
Ryoko like that. But then again he acted that way when Aeka was around too.
Feeling sad she went to her dresser and got some clothes.

Jinx:Go for the astronaut suit!It's cool!
William:No!De birthday suit!

Downstairs Kiyone picked up her plate from Sasami and headed towards the
table. "Kiyone?" Kiyone stopped and smiled at Sasami. "Yes?" Sasami looked up
at her. "I know you said you were alright and everything, but you've been
really quiet lately."

Jinx:Well,horse tranqs will so that to you..so will heroine.
William:Yeah,I knew dis guy once.He was doin' da black tar.Got an air bubble
in his arm cause he didn't do da needle right.
Feral:And then what?
William:Well chere,he rubbed his arm against de carseat and it went down
and he lived until it happened again..his vein exploded.
Feral:Ohh.
Andy:*Turns blue*Uggh..

All: (Yawn)
Dr. Evil: Such a dull story

She looked down that the little princess. Sasami always
seemed to be able to tell when something wasn't right. "It's just something
I'm working on Sasami."

Jinx:Are you,by chance lass,inventing the first blow up man doll that actually
doesn't squeak?

Clayton: But that's half the fun!

Feral:*Nods*They make fun rafts if you like rapids.
Andy:You two,really.*Shakes his head in disgust*

Sasami nodded then just as Kiyone turned she said.
"Is that what you call it?" Kiyone stopped cold and turned back to Sasami who
had turned to get her own plate. "What... what do you mean?" Sasami kept her
face perfectly calm. "Oh nothing. By the way on a completely unrelated subject
you might want to put away that tape of yours. I found it in the VCR yesterday."
She walked passed Kiyone who stood there with her face turning red again.

Andy:*Shudders*You mean,she saw their porno musical!
William:Lucky petite.
Jinx:William,you can probably buy it on ebay.
William:But dat would require me actually standin' up.
Jinx:Good point.

Nigel: No! Bad Point!

She deserved that and she knew it. Sasami wouldn't tell but the princess had
made a good point. She shouldn't have referred to it as work. Kiyone calmed
down and went to sit at the table. She kept shooting glances towards the
television however waiting for her chance to casually get the tape out
without anyone asking questions.

Feral:Just tell them that Noboyuki sent you to get it..they'll understand.
Jinx:*Nods*Yeah.

Mihoshi came down the stairs and cheerily
said," Good morning Kiyone." Kiyone blushed and said, "Um... good morning
Mihoshi." Mihoshi's face fell for a second and she went to the kitchen to
get her plate.

Feral:*Screams*
Jinx:*Leans and whispers to Andy*...see...she's afraid of faces...
William:*Holds Feral*There,there mon chere...

Clayton: Then she shouldn't see the Neitherworld Beauty contest (Obscure Beetlejuice reference)

Kiyone just seemed so... distant. Maybe she'd figured out that Mihoshi liked
her and was trying to avoid her. At that moment Mihoshi wished she would at
least yell at her. Then she'd know for sure what was happening. Then again
maybe Kiyone did like her and she cheered up. She could just be embarrassed.

Jinx:*Gives a thumbs up*Thats the spirit!
Feral:See Kiyone...it makes you feel better,doesn't it?
William:I know it makes me feel betta'.

Mihoshi came out of the kitchen smiling and Kiyone smiled at her too.
Mihoshi's heart leaped.

Andy:..out of her chest.
*They all look at him in shock*
Andy:What?Your the only ones who can be dark msters?

Then Kiyone looked back at her food. She was still
smiling though so Mihoshi had hope. "So Kiyone, want to go hang out by the
lake today and sunbathe?"

Feral:*As Kiyone*Only if it's naked babe.
Jinx:*As Mihoshi*I'm in!
William:Me too!

Kiyone's eyes widened and she bit her lip. Mihoshi
started, "Of course if you don't want to..." She was cut off. "No Mihoshi
it's alright. I mean I have nothing else to do and since we saved Jurai this
place has been moved out of the major traffic area so there is nothing else
to do... So sure, let's hang out by the lake after chores are done." She
couldn't believe she'd said that.

Andy:Well beleive it*sighs thoughtfully*
Jinx:You find this romantic Andrew?
Andy:*Sighs again*..yeah..it's so sweet!
William:Heheh,poof.
Andy:Heheh,other poof.
William:*Glares*

Washu and Sasami took that moment to sip some milk from their glasses to
hide their grins of amusement. Then they both saw each other across the table...
Nah. Maybe next time I run out of story ideas or want to write a lemon.

Jinx:Nooooooooooooo....*Takes a deep,unneeded breath*..ooooo...oooo..ooo

Clayton: Been there, done that

They
just both winked and set their glasses down. Aeka had finally decided that
the whole sex thing was a fact of life and was chatting with Yosho about the
things they missed about Jurai.

Feral:*Snickers*I miss mother,father and other mother's trysts.Ohh tryst,tryst
tryst!
Jinx:oooooooooooooooooooo*Passes out*

Clayton: (Steals her wallet, keys, and virginity (Since she's a vampire it'd just keep growing back))

Tenchi and Ryoko were eating breakfast while
Ryoko kept trying to grab his hand under the table. Mihoshi watched them and
wished that Kiyone would do that with her.

William:*Sings.Several readers,male and female,hold up signs that say "We love
you Willie!"and such*I wanna hold your hand...I wanna hold your hand...Oh you
got that somethin'...
*Everyone claps*

After breakfast Sasami assigned chores while Tenchi and the other men went
off to school and work. Kiyone heard her name mentioned and snapped out of
her daydreams. "Kiyone why don't you clean up the living room?" She glanced
towards the VCR and Kiyone nodded. "Sure thing Sasami." She got to work on
the living room, vacuuming under the furniture and dusting the tables.
Finally she finished and quickly popped the tape out. She carried it up to
her room and hid it under her bed.

Feral:Along with various other "items"
Jinx and William:*Snicker*
Andy:Oh saints perserve us.

Mihoshi came in right after she pulled her hand out and saw her bending over
her bed.

Dr. Evil: Nice view

She smiled and let her eyes travel over Kiyone's body. Kiyone stood
up and suddenly saw Mihoshi standing there. "Um... hi Mihoshi." Mihoshi
smiled and said, "Hi Kiyone! Are you ready?" Kiyone panicked for a second
before remembering their plans. "Oh... the lake right. Sure."

Jinx:*As Mihoshi*Not the lake silly..you were going to take me to "Whores and
Such".
William:Been there,nice joint.

Mihoshi smiled
and turned to her dresser. She grabbed her bathing suit. Kiyone blushed only
just realizing that she would need to change into her suit to.

Andy:Don't worry,Toonami shall give you some bathing suits.Crappy ones,but still.
William:Damned censors.*Growls*

Austin: Good thing they ran out before they got Lupin

Mihoshi turned around smiling. "Aren't you going to get changed Kiyone? I
think you'd look really cute in that one you wore to the swimsuit contest.
And this time maybe you wont get any tan lines.

Jinx:Tan lines.Make you look like a Union Jack.
Andy:Although a farmer's tan is quite..sexy..on a woman.
Jinx:I'll get a tan,if you like nasty,sticky goo for a bed mate.

All: (Grin)

Andy:Nevermind.

Kiyone nodded numbly and
Mihoshi tossed her
swim suit. She caught it and froze when Mihoshi started taking off her shirt.
Then she blushed as she realized that Mihoshi had neglected to wear a bra.

All: Riiiiiight

Mihoshi turned to Kiyone, "Come on, we don't have all day."

William:I could watch dem all day..and night..
Jinx:Tell someone who gives a rabbit shit.
William:Well,de sex line girls all hate me..
Jinx:Wonder why.

Kiyone swallowed
and slowly began removing her clothes. Once she was down to nothing she
quickly put on her top and bottom. For a split second she stopped and looked
at Mihoshi's body. For some reason she had stopped before putting on her
swimsuit to stretch. But of course it couldn't be the blatant come on it
seemed. No Mihoshi was just touching her toes... she had to be.

Feral:Or she's givin' you a peep show Ms.Kiyone.
Jinx:How very,very,very sad...making excuses.

Mihoshi looked up and saw Kiyone glancing away. Smiling she put her swimsuit
on and they both went to the hall closet to grab some towels. As they walked
down the stairs Kiyone remarked, "You know you said that maybe today I would
get no tan lines? Well for that to happen I would have to take off my bathing
suit." Mihoshi grinned. "Yes you would... hey what a great idea. Why don't we
just lay out there naked?"

William:Yes!Why don't you!*Purrs and gets a dreamy,glazed look in his eyes*
Andy:William,you will go to Hell.
William:Sorry,don't beleive in it.
Andy:Athiest?
William:Maybe..
Jinx:The Authoress is wiccan.

Clayton: (Shrugs) I worship chaos myself

Andy:Heathens.

Kiyone began to stutter but couldn't think of a
reasonable excuse since it was technically her idea. Besides it wasn't like
she hadn't seen Mihoshi naked before right? On the way out Mihoshi grabbed a
bottle of suntan lotion.

Jinx:The sun!Ahh,I wanna use suntan lotion.
Andy:You'll burn,vampire!
Jinx:Eat me,i'm a twinkie.

Clayton: Where's the cream filling?

They were at the lake before they knew it. They lay out their towels and
Mihoshi peeled off her swimsuit. Kiyone needed something to take her eyes
off of her partner so she had to remove her swimsuit too. Once she got it
off she looked back at Mihoshi who was busily applying suntan lotion.

Clayton: (Does the same to Jinx> Sure she won't be in the sun... but who cares?)

Kiyone
watched transfixed as Mihoshi's hands worked over her body slowly working the
oil in.

Feral:After applying the oil..place the GP officer in the oven for 7 minutes.
William:*Writes*7 minutes ya say?

Mihoshi smiled having noticed to look on Kiyone's face. Now came the
test. "Um... Kiyone?" Kiyone snapped out of it and brought her eyes up to
Mihoshi's. "Yeah?" Mihoshi blushed, "Would you mind getting my back? I can't
reach it." Kiyone nodded and numbly took the suntan oil. She squirted some
onto her hand and reached out to apply it to her shoulders.

Jinx:Only a true friend would do that without giggling.
Feral:*Bright eyed*Will you do that for me Jinx?
Jinx:Umm,no.
Feral:Dammit to peices.

Mihoshi smiled and leaned back slightly into Kiyone's fingers. Kiyone pushed
back and moved along Mihoshi's spine.

Feral:I wish someone would give me a back rub like that.*Drools and then blinks
as she's pushed onto her stomach and given a very nice rub down.*

Nigel: Your wish is my command

William:Lower chere?*Grins*
Feral:*Nods*
Jinx:Oh dear...

Austin: New daughter in law
Dr. Evil: They can go on Springer

Was it her imagination or did Mihoshi
just shiver?

Clayton: Either way works

Kiyone finally reluctantly removed her hand and began applying
her own lotion. Out of the corner of her eye she saw Mihoshi watching her.
She grinned and said, "Now it's your turn." Mihoshi nodded and started
rubbing lotion into Kiyone's back.

William:Ahhhh...lotion...need some.
Jinx:Shut the fuck up!
Feral:Too much information ya little twirp.
William:*Frowns*

"Hey guys, mind if I join you?" They both
jumped as Ryoko appeared next to them.

William:*grins*Please do..

*The door unlocks suddenly*
Kali:Break time.
Jinx:Arn't ya gonna pause it?
Kali:No need too..it's too long lass..

Clayton: Quitters!

*They all nod in agreement and head out*

Looking embarrassed they both looked
up at her. "Um... no, it's fine Ryoko."
Ryoko lay out her own towel right between the two of them and her own
clothes vanished. She lay down and put on some sunglasses. Kiyone and
Mihoshi both sighed and lay back, trying to enjoy the sun. They all turned
over after a while and lay on their bellies. The entire time all either GP
officer could think about was the feel of the other's hands on their skin.
Finally Ryoko looked up at the sun. "Well, Tenchi and Noboyuki will be
home soon. And if I don't get out of the sun soon I might burn." She picked
up her things and teleported back to the house.

*Everyone comes back about 30 minutes later.Jinx has a bottle of blood,as does
Feral while Andy has a burrito and coke and Williams toting two arm loads
of food.*
Jinx:That was..cliche`.They just put her there so that Kiyone would be
embaressed?*Takes a sip of her blood*
Feral:It would seem so.*Grabs a cookie from William and pours some blood onto it
then promptly devours it*

Clayton: Actually I did it to increase sexual tension. The whole "so close yet so far" thing

Once they were gone Kiyone
and Mihoshi looked at each other again, but the mood was gone. Kiyone though
smiled at Mihoshi. "Thanks for putting on the suntan oil Mihoshi." Mihoshi
smiled back, "My pleasure Kiyone." Kiyone nodded and under her breath
remarked, "Mine too." They put their swimsuits back on and headed towards
the house.

William:No!Take dem back off!Please!*Devours a whole box of Lemonheads(TM)*
Feral:First time seein' a girl naked Will?
William:*Grins slyly*No..i've set in da bafroom while you was bathin' chere.
Feral:I don't know wether to be flattered or to just punch you...

(The lemon part. At this time I wish to apologize for anything that seems
cliché ¯r corny.

Jinx:*Winks*Apologize in bed...*purrs*
Andy:*Frowns*..I hate you Overstreet...*Nibbles sheepishly on his burrito*

Clayton: I can live with that

I will try my best to make this chapter tasteful as possible.

William:I have yet to see porn mon frier.So it ain't tasteful.*Kills a bottle
of bourbon*mm..alcohol..
Jinx:Well not for a sad little pervert like you William
William:No wonder we never have family reunions.*Wretches over in pain*

Austin: That and the fact that the rest of your family is either dead or bloodthirsty monsters

I didn't actually plan this, it just kind of happened. I hope you wont think
any less of me for this. Next time I'll try to do this without the sex but
this time it was unavoidable.)

Dr. Evil: (Holds up a detour sign with the arrow pointing towards the land of lesbian sex)

After dinner that night Mihoshi and Kiyone went up to their room. Once they
were there they sat on their beds smiling nervously at each other.

Jinx:It's the "I want some lovin'"nervous smile.
William:*Looks all bright eyed*

Finally
Kiyone asked the question that had been tormenting her for days. "Mihoshi...
when you said I was beautiful... when we were watching the tape... did you
mean it?" Mihoshi nodded and looked at her eyes.

Feral:Tell her how you feel..before it's to late.
Jinx:For if this is a soap opera,then Mihoshi is probably carrying Ken-ohki's
spawn.
*Everyone nods in agreement*

"Yes. Yes I did Kiyone. Did
you mean it when you said it was your pleasure to today? About the sunscreen?"
Kiyone nodded.

William:*Makes curves in the air with his hands and then makes a slapping motion*
Andy:William,your disgusting
William:*Looks to him,his left eye twitching*Must.See.Porn.

Austin: Are you sure he isn't Aeka's child?

They both sat there and thought about what they had just said. "Mi...Mihoshi...
how do you feel about me?" Kiyone asked. Mihoshi looked up and into Kiyone's
eyes. Slowly she slid off her bed and walked over to Kiyone.

*They all look to William.He's biting down on his bottom lip

Clayton: It's not me this time I swear!

while he holds
a sign in the air that says."Fuck her goddammit!"in glow in the dark crayon*

She sat down on
the other bed with her face inches away from Kiyone's. It was now or never.
"I love you Kiyone." Kiyone's breath caught in her throat and her heart began
beating faster.

Jinx:I can hear it...baboom,baboom,baboom.So full of blood.
*Her and Feral begin to look predatorial.Jinx grins and turns to Andy*
Jinx:Baboom..ba...boom.
Andy:*Gulps*

She slowly reached up and put her hand on Mihoshi's cheek.
The blond pressed her head against it and smiled into Kiyone's eyes. "I... I
love you too Mihoshi." Tears sprang from Mihoshi's eyes. Her smile spread
across her face and she laughed. "Really? You mean it?" Kiyone smiled back
and nodded.

William:*Bites into his arm and thumps his left foot up and down on the ground*
Jinx:Just like his father...
Feral:Who was his father Jinx?
Jinx:-.-.I don't like to talk about it.

Nigel: Washu

Mihoshi let her arm travel around Kiyone's shoulders. Kiyone's hand slowly
wrapped around Mihoshi's waist and her head tipped slightly to the left.

*William is now on the ground crawling toward the screen in the classic desert
way(I.e his legs behind him,drool running down his mouth and some slight chin
stubble)*

(He comes across a camel skeleton facing him)

Mihoshi closed her eyes and Kiyone did the same. Slowly they leaned in and
kissed.

William:*Whimpers*
Andy:Oh my.

Janitor: (Looks down at William) I'm gonna need a bigger mop

Jinx:*Roots*
Feral:*Spies her sledge hammer behind her seat and grins*

Austin: Oh behave

Kiyone shivered and pushed her mouth against Mihoshi's. Mihoshi began
breathing heavily her breath blowing across Kiyone's face. They both opened
their eyes and backed away. "Mihoshi that was..." Mihoshi nodded and said,
"... incredible!" Kiyone blushed and looked at her. "Do you want to..?"

*William gets to his knees and tears his shirt off.Several female readers faint

Dr. Evil: In disgust

.
He then raises his arms up*
William:Fuck!FUCK!*Fuck*!

Clayton: Sounds like a dirty chicken
Nigel: Can you do the Dirty Bird?

Mihoshi nodded again and said, "More than anything Kiyone." They kissed again,
this time with their mouths open. Kiyone felt her tongue touch Mihoshi's and
moaned. Mihoshi moaned in response and ran her hand down Kiyone's side.
Kiyone raised her arms up and broke apart from Mihoshi long enough for
Mihoshi to remove her shirt.

*The cast looks to William,who's sitting in the floor with a ring of candles
beside of him.He's dressed in a black robe and seems to be chanting*
Andy:*Whispers*Jinx,whats going on?
Jinx:Well seeing boobies isn't enough for Will,he's doin' his poofy "Rite
of 1,000 Hentai"
Andy and Feral:..ooo..

Clayton: You'd expect the priest to stop him

Kiyone reached down and pulled Mihoshi's blouse off. Mihoshi looked into her
eyes and said, "Are you sure you want to do this Kiyone? I know you've never
actually had sex before so... are you sure?"

*Lightening crackles within the theater and William pulls off the hood of his
cloak,laughing insanely.Everyone but Jinx looks on in horror*

(Meanwhile five dimensions over)
Chthulu: Damn five dimensional maps... where am I?

Kiyone looked at her and nodded.
"Mihoshi I am absolutely certain." Mihoshi grinned and leaned forward. She
gently kissed Kiyone's neck

Jinx:Mihoshi *is* a vampire.

Austin: Not everything to do with the neck involves fangs you know

Feral:I suspected as much.
Andy:*Points to the dark shadowy figure behind William*Umm,you better take a
look at this lassies..
*They all look to William.Behind him stands a drak robed figure that looks
a hella lot like The Grim Reaper.

Clayton: (Waves) Hi Botan!

William grins and turns around*
William:I have summoned him!
*Everyone gulps*

and collarbone, eliciting yet another moan of
pleasure from the green haired girl. Kiyone moved her hands up Mihoshi's back.
Mihoshi did the same and began unhooking Kiyone's bra.

*The creature looks to Jinx and growls.Seems the little vampire girly is making
faces at him.He removes his hood and everyone gasps.There stands the man himself,
Lupin The III.*
William:Ohh great God of Hentai!Make Kiyone and Mihoshi screw so that I
may go to my room later and..uhh..honor the other Gods!
Lupin:*Nods and points to William's hentai manual*
William:I can't do that..I love that book..
Lupin:Then you'll just have'ta settle for Kiyone and Mihoshi making out..you
little fucker..
William:*Sighs*Fine,take it.
*Lupin grins and takes the book then goes back to wherever the hell he came from.
Jinx,Feral and Andy shrug it off and watch the screen as William joins them
again*
William:It shall be done..*Grins*

Dr. Evil: Should we tell him they were going to do it anyway?
Others: Nah!

When it was finally undone Kiyone slid it off and they both backed up to
admire each other's bodies. "Wow Kiyone, you got a great tan today." Mihoshi
said. Kiyone grinned and replied, "You don't look so bad yourself Mihoshi."
Kiyone reached down and unzipped her pants.

William:*Rubs his hands together*The Great Hentai God waists no time,does he?

Clayton: (As Mel Brooks) Have you heard about that new cult the Christians? They are so poor...
Austin: How poor are they?
Clayton: They are so poor they only have ONE god! But not like the Romans. We have a god for everything... except premature ejaculation and I hear that's coming soon

Jinx:Yeah,he's probably coating the heavens right now.

Mihoshi did the same to hers,
but kept her eyes on Kiyone's. They tossed their pants to the side.

Jinx:Poor pants..always being the third wheel and all.
Feral:Makes ya wanna help em.

Nigel: You could always let yours keep them company

Mihoshi
wasn't wearing any panties

Feral and Jinx:Neither are we.

Clayton: I noticed

Andy:*Goes wide eyed*

Dr. Evil: (Castrates Andy)

but Kiyone still had on the bottom to her bathing
suit. Mihoshi looked down at it and smiled. Slowly she extended her hand and
ran a finger over the cloth. Kiyone gasped slightly causing Mihoshi to look
up, but Kiyone nodded for her to continue. Mihoshi leaned and kissed Kiyone
again and gently squeezed Kiyone's crotch.

*Jinx reaches over and grabs Andy's package.

Dr. Evil: And if comes off in her hand

He yelps and closes his eyes*

Kiyone meanwhile ran a hand down
the side of Mihoshi's cheek, down her neck, and lay her hand across Mihoshi's
breast. Mihoshi's nipple stiffened under Kiyone's fingers. "Ooo Kiyone. That
feels good."

Feral:My nipples get hard whenever I feed..do yours Jinx?
Jinx:*Takes her hand from Andy*Yeah.

Kiyone could only moan in response as Mihoshi's finger slipped
into her swimsuit and began pulling it down her legs.

*Elfcat runs in with a mop and bucket and cleans up the honkin' puddle of drool

Clayton: We hope

in front of William*

Mihoshi began kissing behind Kiyone's ear and moving down her body. Kiyone
meanwhile had to raise her butt off the bed so that Mihoshi could get the
swimsuit off. Mihoshi took the piece of cloth and tossed it onto the floor
with their other clothes. Kiyone began squeezing Mihoshi's breast gently and
twisting her nipple just a bit.

Austin: How do we pick up the Oldies Station?

Jinx:Your not milking a goddammned cow.
Feral:Yeah,I don't get guys or female lovers..don't they know that your nipples
are attached?

Nigel: That's the idea

Mihoshi moaned and brought her own head down
to Kiyone's breast. She kissed just above the nipple and licked across the
edge. Kiyone moaned and slid her free hand down Mihoshi's back and across her
left buttock. Then she lay back onto the bed with Mihoshi on top of her.

Jinx:I hope this isn't one of those "Kiyone suddenly grows a penis"stories.
William:*Looks up*If The Great God makes it so..then I shall hunt him down!

(Lightning hits him)

Mihoshi smiled at her and repositioned herself on the bed. Kiyone smiled up
at her and pulled her in close. Their chests pressed against each other.
"I love you Mihoshi." Mihoshi smiled back. "I love you to Kiyone. And I
always will."

Andy:Yes,because love and sex are the same thing.
Jinx:They are for him*Points to William who's writing Mr.Overstreet and nice,long
letter of thanks*

Clayton: (Reads over his shoulder... then suddenly collapses clawing at his eyes) Make the pain stop!

Kiyone smiled and kissed her again. Mihoshi kissed back and
moved against her. Finally they part and Mihoshi got a grin on her face.

Jinx:*As Mihoshi*Drrrr,uhh..you is purdy..
William:*Writes*and make Mihoshi kill mother...thank you.Your dear podna,
William Cristophe McGrifilkin.

Clayton: But your mom is already dead (Holds up her wrist) See no pulse?

She turned away from Kiyone and positioned herself in a sixty-nine position.

Jinx:Gods bless that position.
Feral:A very smart couple founded that.
Andy:Hear hear.

Clayton: I figured it out when I was six

William:*Whistles for Elf Cat and as soon as the demon comes,

Dr. Evil: Ew...

he gives him the
letter and 36 cents sense he's to lazy to look for a stamp*There...

Kiyone looked up and saw Mihoshi's vagina

Jinx:Lets play a game.."How Many Times Mr.Overstreet Writes The Word Vagina".
Feral:*Holds up a peice of paper that says "1"*
Andy:*Blushes*

right above her face and blushed,
unsure what to do. Fortunately Mihoshi didn't have that problem. She began
by kissing Kiyone's inner thigh and licking the edge of her vagina.

*Feral holds up the second card*
Jinx:*As Ozzy Osbourne*Kelly..vagina,vagina,vagina...

Austin: You just hope it works like that Candyman thing

Kiyone
moaned and squirmed underneath Mihoshi.
Kiyone reached up and ran her hand over Mihoshi's butt and smiled as goose
bumps rose.

Jinx:*Snickers*Those arn't goose bumps..
Feral:Herpies!

Austin: (Passes them his ointment)

William:As Lupin as my witness,they had better not be!

Suddenly she noticed an odd smell coming from Mihoshi's pussy.

Jinx:It's important to clean down there.

Clayton: That's the plan!

Feral:Not for us though considering we admit no smell..except the occasional
death or dirt smell...
Andy:Yeah,sometimes you do get abit ripe..
Jinx:Yeah,liver mortis tis a bitch.

Nigel: Rigor Mortis

She took a closer look and Mihoshi grinned when she felt Kiyone's breath on
her. She leaned down and put her lips to Kiyone's pussy lips and began
licking.

William:Like a fish taco
Jinx:You are a fish taco.

Austin: He's not a man! He's a woman!

Kiyone moaned and rubbed her thighs against Mihoshi's cheeks.
Mihoshi smiled and gently nibbled at Kiyone's clit.

Feral:Hmmm,is it like nibbling on a carrot stick?Or perhaps a broccoli spear?

Clayton: More like a Popsicle

Jinx:*Rubs her chin*Intriguing.

Kiyone felt Mihoshi's mouth working on her and decided to return the favor.
She slowly slid a finger in on either side of Mihoshi's vagina

Feral:*Holds up the third card and grins*
William:This is simply..wonderful.
Andy:You need help my child.
William:Mah never told me dat you was my pah.I thought my pah was*Jinx clamps
her hand down on his mouth*
Jinx:Shut up son before I kill you.

and spread
it open. Mihoshi let out a soft gasp into Kiyone's crotch as she felt her
partner's tongue slide into her. Mihoshi bit her lip

Clayton: Okay, that one was me

and enjoyed it for a
minute. Then she slowly slid her own fingers into Kiyone.

Jinx:It's like a mass of squirming,girly pretzel.
Andy:I used to love pretzels..*sighs*

Kiyone meanwhile
stopped licking and gasped in sudden pain. "Ahh!" Mihoshi stopped and looked
back. "I'm sorry Kiyone. Are you alright?"

William:Goddammit!Don't stop!
Jinx:Someones gonna go blind tonight.
William:Hehe..yeah.

Kiyone looked back at her and
shook her head. "No... it's ok. Just go... slower."

William:*Sings in that wonderful voice of his.Numerous female readers scream*
Lets get it on..ahh yeah..lets get it on...
Feral:*Whimpers*
Jinx:*Raises a brow*

Mihoshi nodded and
turned back. Kiyone lay there waiting for Mihoshi to do whatever she was
going to do. She didn't have to wait long.

All: Yeah Baby!

Andy:..because Mihoshi decided,"This is wrong,I must stop"
William:And William decided.."Holymen make good hood ornaments"
Andy:*Gulps*

Mihoshi slowly slid a finger into Kiyone, being careful not to go in too
far or fast.

Jinx:Ahh,now we get to the fingering.Or as some like to call it..diddling.
Feral and William:*Take notes*

Austin: (Takes Polaroids)

Andy:*Stares at them*

Kiyone gasped and bit down on her lip until it turned white.
Mihoshi slowly slid in deeper until she felt herself press against something.

Jinx:Ahh the hymen,something I haven't had since I was 14 years old.

Clayton: Lies!

Feral:Something I haven't had since I was...17.
William:Poppin' cherries.How fun.
Jinx:I won't even ask how you know William.

Nigel: A fruit stand and a microwave

She stopped and looked back at Kiyone nervously. Kiyone gritted her teeth
and suddenly pushed herself into Mihoshi's fingers and let out a shuddered
moan.

Dr. Evil: Okay, time for a ventriloquist act

"Ahhh... Don't stop Mihoshi." Mihoshi slowly moved her fingers in and
out rubbing against the sides of Kiyone's pussy.

Andy:Why's she rubbing against Kiyone's cat?
Jinx:The bad thing is people,he's not playing dumb.
Andy:*Blinks*

She saw some blood and
fluids drip out and bent to lick them up.

Jinx:*Shudders*
Feral:*Cringes*Thats something I don't think even we would touch...

Austin: Ha! Some vampires!

Meanwhile Kiyone had recovered and the pain had begun to be replaced by
pleasure. She leaned forward again and began licking at Mihoshi's clit,
sucking at the tiny bit of juice the flowed out.

Feral:*Blinks*The juice came out of her clit?Ewww.
Jinx:Thats highly unsanitary.Can someone say ginacologist?
William:*Chows down on some popcorn*

Clayton: They're aliens... get over it

They both moaned. "Kiyone
I think I'm going to..." Mihoshi shuddered and orgasmed into Kiyone's face.
Kiyone licked it all up, though some managed to drip down her face. From
below she felt something tighten and she reached her own climax.

Jinx:Hmmm climax.*Ponders for a moment and goes wide eyed*Ohhh.
Feral:*Pats her on the head*Good job lassie.

Austin: (As Fat Bastard) Would ya be likin' to get wit a real man lass?

Mihoshi
sucked and licked until Kiyone couldn't stand it anymore and came again.
They both lay there silently for a while. Then Mihoshi turned herself
around so that she faced Kiyone. They kissed again.
"Thank you Mihoshi. That was wonderful."

*William jumps up with pom-poms in his hands*
William:I hear ya sister!Tre chic!
Jinx:*Blinks*William got his moneys worth
Feral:What if Kali starts to think we enjoy doing this!?
Jinx and Andy:*Groan*

Mihoshi nodded and hugged her close. "You too Kiyone."
Kiyone weakly reached down and pulled the sheets up around them. They fell
asleep in each other's arms.

Jinx:..where they slept for 20 years...
Feral:Really,that much action should keep you happy for awhile.
Jinx:*Frowns*
Feral:Awww,sweetie,I didn't mean anything by it.

Clayton: What? It's only two times. I went easy cause Kiyone was a virgin

The end

The Crew:*Sing*Hallelujah!Hallelujah!

Author's note
Ok, yet another Kiyone Mihoshi story that ended as a lemon. I try my best
but sometimes sex just kind of sneaks into the story.

William:Yeah,it's like how sex just kinda sneaks into the educational magazines
that I read.
Jinx:Yes,you learn so much from*Rolls her eyes*Penthouse..
William:That you do mama.

Clayton: Why is Jinx in the fold out?

Of course if you weren't
looking for lemons you wouldn't have seen it. Usually I write stories
involving Ryoko and Tenchi. Unfortunately sometimes I run out of ideas for
them.

Jinx:I have an idea.I can see it now "Ryoko and Tenchi finally take their vacation
but end up on a planet that needs repopulating"

Clayton: I'll act it out with you

That's why it's nice to have these two to fall back on. Don't worry,
the next one I do with Mihoshi and Kiyone will be more romantic. I will also
try to get it into the regular section. I can't promise anything though
because I never know just how a story will develop while I'm writing it.
If you wish to comment about my work feel free to email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com

*The screen goes blank and the lights come on all of a sudden.The entire cast
screams.Kali laughs and unlocks the doors,a sadistic grin passing her face
as she watches the half blind crew exit the theater.*

*Jinx lays in the living room,sprawled out on the couch.She's wearing some
rose tinted sunglasses while her eyes stop burning.Feral lays on the floor
next to the couch,her face buried in the nice,soft,carpet.

Dr. Evil: (Coughcarpetlickercough)

William sits in a
recliner,he seemed unaffected by the lights.Andy lays up in his room,trying
to see if it was Rosie O'Donnel or the family dog Mr.Hobbes that lay on the
end of his bed.*

Kali:*Grins as she heads up to her room.She then turns to the camera*Goodnight
everybody!

Well,this was a long one.I'd like to thank Insane Shane for commenting,also
Evil Eye,Mr.Overstreet,Chance and Lindsey.So,thank you.


Clayton: Okay next it looks like the MST of chapter 4
Austin: Why? The other MSTers got to leave!

(There is a profile outline of J.T. on a chalkboard that he steps
into then turns to face the reader, ala "Masterpiece Theater.")
J.T.: We have been challenged by our old sparring partner Clayton
Overstreet to continue to shread "Karaoke Night".

Others: (Glare at Clayton)

As always
accompanied by an incarnation of Soundwave I created, Havoc, Kay,
and myself step into the theater for the first of a series of MSTs
involving Lesbianism, Sadism and masochisism, bondage and dicipline,
romance, and masturbation, in other words, your usual Overstreet
lemon. And now, without futher ado, I give you...

Clayton: First in a series?


Self Insert MST #12
"Overstreet Once More, Part One: 'Royal Science'"
By J.T. Magnus

"Excuse me? I can't? BULLSHIT."

[Something wrong?]

"Havoc, download and upload Karaoke Night four, NO ONE tells me
whether I can or can't handle MSTing something..." J.T. stormed out
of his quarters towards the turbolift...

Dr. Evil: Which was nothing but an empty shaft

**==

[[The SIMSTers meet in front of and file into the theater.]]
[Everyone here?]
J.T.: Defender of the Right to Oversleep!
KAY: Protector of the Ability to buy anime and manga!
SW: Guardian: sanity.
[Any guests?]
J.T.: Just us freaks of nature.

I don't own these characters in this fic or profit from them. The
sick stuff that happens in it however is all my doing.

KAY: YAY! This is gonna be better than last MST! ^_^

Nigel: Yes, I'm sure

It's a lemon. It involves S&M and "foul" language.

J.T.: For the record, how do you define "foul" language?

You have been warned.

J.T.(BW Megatron): "Suggestion noted, and ignored."

All: Natch!

Karaoke Night 4
By, Clayton Overstreet

Six weeks. Six weeks since that embarrassing day. Aeka lay on her bed staring at the ceiling and for the millionth time the events played themselves out.

J.T.(Narration): Flashback: Tenchi turns to face the girls...
[(Tenchi) Girls, I've asked everyone to come here today for a
reason I'm certain you've been able to guess: the announcement of my
choice.]
J.T.(narration): Ryoko and Aeka glare at each other, each certain
she had won as Tenchi turned to Ryoko and dropped to one knee.
[(Tenchi) Ryoko, will you marry me? (Ryoko): YES!]
J.T.(narration): Aeka had a heart attack and died on the spot,
Sasami was left in the custody of Yosho, Tenchi, and Ryoko as being
her closest living relatives in the area. The End.

Austin: Well now we know why he's an MSTer and doesn't write fics

KAY(Singing, Tenchi): ~~Found a ring, hit my knees, couldn't talk,
couldn't breathe...~~

At first she remembered that she'd refused to believe it.

J.T.: Yes Aeka, that is where babies come from.

Nigel: We've covered that
Dr. Evil: And here I thought they were artificially created in a lab

The entire idea was ridiculous and revolting.

KAY: Hell no, it's natural.

Clayton: Well... not if you do it right

But the taunting laughter of the others had driven all that from
her mind... especially Ryoko's.
Then had come acceptance. After all Tenchi had chosen and how he
and the others chose to spend their time alone had been none of her
business. Aeka would simply play with her sister

All: NO!

and talk to them
when they were around.
That hadn't worked out like she'd hoped. Sasami was a great kid...
but she was a kid. And the others. Whenever she looked at them she
couldn't help noticing glances and body language that she knew
involved "it" and was well aware that she was being left out.

J.T.: They're special and you SUCK!!!

Nigel: Someone else who rides the (!) button

Finally curiosity and loneliness had gotten the better of her.
Obviously to the others it was a commonplace subject. It was like
answering questions children asked.

Austin: Dad, what's my nanny doing to the maid?
Nigel: It's called felatio son

KAY(Nodding): Mm-hm...

The answers were never in detail because everyone assumed that they
were obvious.

Austin: Well Ryoko's are

KAY(Nodding): Mm-hm...

Clayton: So I'm being MSTed by the guy from Sling Blade?

And Aeka didn't know what questions to ask or how to ask. So she'd
gone to the only person around who had any clue about how to teach.
Three hours later she'd stumbled out of Washu's lab with all her
questions answered and then some, but new ones forming in her mind.
Why would somebody do that?

J.T.(Ticking them off on his fingers): Punishment, Pleasure,
Reproduction, sealing an alliance...

How could they stand something so... messy?

Dr. Evil: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face

Washu had told her
there were other ways.
But her thoughts brought about physical reactions that she hadn't
noticed before. Things she'd just put out of her mind, as "one of
those things" for most of her life, but that she now knew were
physical reactions to desire and hormones. Slowly she'd felt her
mind sinking into those reactions and almost unconsciously she'd
worked her way up to the solitude of her room. Then just as she'd
learned in Washu's lab she began to explore herself.

KAY(Explorer): I claim this genital region in the name of Jurai!

Nigel: Sorry, but the Vikings got there first

A short time later, riding the strange feelings coming from inside
her she realized how much noise she was making... and that it wasn't
just her. Ryoko and Tenchi's voices had joined hers.

J.T.: Seems this part interlocks with the last part.

Clayton: I thought a review was in order

Shocked at first, her emotions twisting inside her, stopping was
the one idea that had quickly fled her mind. Embarrassing as it was
to realize that they heard her and to know what they were doing Aeka
had been unable to control herself. Hours later she'd been too tired
to think about it and had merely decided to clean herself up and
take care of the consequences after dinner.
After all it was only Lord Tenchi and Ryoko. She knew in her heart
that Tenchi would make Ryoko promise not to tell. And Washu had said
not to be embarrassed. Everyone in the house, including her little
sister, knew far more about it than Aeka did and didn't care.

KAY: Almost like your cousin's girlfriend.
J.T.: Let's see, more arrogant and egotistical than a Magni,
overbearing, and a bitch with no life experience... Yep, sounds like
her. (To the fic Aeka) Hey, Aeka, you never went under the name
Danielle, did you?

This was proven when at dinner instead of fighting, both she and
Ryoko had kept the conversation civilized and aside from a few
smirks and the occasional comment that could be taken either way
(all of which earned her a jab in the ribs from Tenchi that made
every one worth while to the princess), nothing had come of it.

Austin: Exactly!

When Mihoshi and Kiyone came back and the others went out to greet
them, she'd attracted Washu's attention and hung back.
"Yes Aeka?"
Aeka took a deep breath and said, "Washu... I know you probably
know what happened up in my room. You showed me enough of Tenchi and
Ryoko. More than enough really." Washu chuckled and Aeka felt
herself blush. "And I know you said not to be embarrassed... but I
can't seem to help it."
"And you want me to tell you how you can stop blushing all the time
whenever it... comes up?" Washu

J.T.: THAT, Washu-chan, is probably the worst pun I've seen in a
while...

Nigel: Worse than the one about the dogs and the jell-o?

winked and Aeka felt her face heat up even more.
"Yes."
"Well princess my advice is to just keep practicing until you're
used to it.

Nigel: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Don't worry Aeka. The feelings you're having are
normal."
So that was that, Aeka decided. She'd simply have to find her
private moments and get it out of her system when she could and them
forget about it like the others did. After all they all seemed
perfectly normal and did all sorts of other things. Tenchi still
worked in the fields; Mihoshi and Kiyone still went on patrol and
did their jobs,

Austin: Or at least that's what they said

and Sasami (If she did it. Aeka didn't have the
courage to ask)

J.T.: Clayton. she'd better not be doing it...

Clayton: Or what Punk?

still cooked, cleaned, and played with Ryo-ohki.
That plan was easier said than done. At first she'd found it
difficult to chose the right time. For two days she'd been unable to
decide. The urge to once again experience the feeling increased.
Part of Washu's lecture had included tampons, but it seemed that
Aeka would be spared that embarrassment. Juraian females were
designed with a "reservoir" just on the inside of their labia.
Unless they were spread out then it simply pooled.

J.T.: I'm not gonna claim I'm an expert on the female body, but if
my memory is certain, the tampon is used to absorb the MENSTRUAL
FLOW, not arousal.

Clayton: Once again: Aliens

This seemed like a good idea at the time... but then Aeka had begun
to wish she had the excuse to use one. Doing it in the shower had
just seemed counter productive and Ryoko would just show up at the
door and start banging until she couldn't concentrate.
On the third day it was taking all of her self-control and some
very loose outfits to hide the shaking

KAY(Singing): ~~Shake! Rattle and roll!~~

in her legs. Everything had reminded her of it. Every commercial,
every piece of food, and it was best not to get her started on how
she felt watching her soap operas.

J.T.: If she has any taste, she felt like vomiting.
KAY: Bro, if only the good die young, we'll live forever...

All: Huh?

J.T.(Singing): ~~I'd rather laugh with the sinners...~~
BOTH(Singing): ~~...Than cry with the saints... The sinners are
much more fun... And only the good die young...~~

Ryoko was still complaining about the broken on/off switch on the
remote. In the end Aeka had simply excused herself and made her way
as gracefully as possible out the back door.

Nigel: Really?
Clayton: Not that back door!

For three weeks that was the way of things. Over and over again
Aeka replayed the first time in her head and continued to enjoy it.
Sometimes she pictured what Mihoshi and Kiyone might be doing... not
hard thanks to Washu's oh so thorough library of films.

KAY: Voyuerism is so.... unsatisfying...

Austin: Wrong!

J.T.: Old.
KAY: "Look, but don't touch."?
J.T.: Kidstuff.
[I have always liked this one... Maybe you'll remember it...]
ALL: "WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!"

Then she'd tried Tenchi and Ryoko. Somehow that didn't work though.
She couldn't imagine how it might feel for a man

[Use a banana.]
J.T.(Anita): So just imagine the bananas are the real thing... In a
land called "every man's fantasy".

Dr. Evil: What about Richard Simmons?

and Ryoko wasn't exactly her idea of a perfect mate.
Time worked against her though. Washu had been right about it
becoming commonplace. Aeka hadn't thought that would be a problem.
In her mind eventually it would be something she hardly thought
about. She might stroke herself off in the shower in a few minutes
and be able to go about her day normally.
Instead it began to get harder and harder to finish herself off.
She felt like a heroine addict who'd developed immunity. Sneaking
into Noboyuki's room she'd managed to find enough material to keep
herself mentally turned on for another week. But again it quickly
fell short.

Clayton: Ryoko has the same problem with Tenchi

The feeling was still there but she couldn't make it go
away. It simply kept building and building until she found herself
picturing sex all the time in ways she hadn't even considered.

ALL: NYMPHO!

Pairing her friends off with herself and each other in her mind.
Mentally dressing them up in things they'd never wear and that Aeka
had only seen in the magazines. Watching Sasami when she slept and
getting urges she KNEW she'd kill herself if she ever acted upon.

J.T.: You'd have to beat every MSTer in existance to the punch...
kick... sword swing... and gun shot.
KAY: You forgot "Magic Spell."

It was excruciating torture.

Six weeks, she thought. Six weeks since the events that had
triggered this living hell. Aeka wished she'd never heard about any
of it. That she could go back and erase all the... depravity!

KAY: THERE'S the Aeka we all know and dispise. (Aeka) "I'll have
what I want and to hell with anyone, anything, or any-time that gets
between me and my goal."

Dr. Evil: I knew I liked her

Suddenly she sat up and laughed. "Of course! Washu!" Washu had a
time machine! It could change things. And Washu would know how to do
it!

[Three words, which might not apply in this universe, but still...]

J.T.: Temporal!
KAY: Prime!
[Directive!]
J.T.: "No one goes back."

Austin: Star
Nigel: Trek
Dr. Evil: Geek

Ten minutes of pounding on the door later she was racing through
the dark corridors of the lab and straight towards the work area.
"Washu! Washu I need your help!"

KAY: You need help all right...

Washu listened to all of Aeka's complaints. She did so calmly and
with what Aeka thought was a sympathetic look on her face. That was
why it was so surprising to the princess when she said, "No."
"What? But I explained! I have to do it!" Aeka screeched.
Washu shook her head. "Aeka the event with Tenchi was an isolated
incident that I was certain I could get the science academy to
allow. As you learned from the Haruna incident they keep very close
tabs on time travel and dimensional shifts. After what happened when
I was thrown out the last time, they made me swear not to endanger
the universe again or they would use me as a lab subject."

Clayton: (Reaches into a hat) Sexuality experiments

"Ha! You would never let that happen." Aeka snapped.
"True, but at the same time I happen to think time travel should
only be used in life or death situations. Not because a little girl
is having problems accepting herself. Do you honestly think stopping
yourself from finding out about it that last time would keep you
from experiencing this all over again? Am I supposed to keep sending
you back in time over and over so that you can feel pure forever?

J.T.: Wasn't that an episode of "Fantasy Island"? The woman wanted
to be a virgin again, so she had to relive her life and take the
other option at the times she hopped into bed with a guy...

Austin: Quite a mouth full

Besides, I thought the problem was that you can't do what you want
me to stop you from doing."
Aeka moaned and sunk to her feet. "But it won't stop! Oh gods I
want it. I want to feel it! But I can't make it happen!" Trembling
all over she pressed her face into the cold floor.
She jumped when she felt Washu's hand squeeze her shoulder. "Aeka
stand up. I'll see what I can do to help." Aeka felt surprisingly
strong hands help her to her feet. Sobbing softly she stood on shaky
legs and allowed Washu to coax her forward. "Now take off your
clothes and lay down on the table. I'm going to run some tests."

Austin: I've heard that one before
Nigel: Turn your head and cough

Aeka did as she was told. Her mind thudding she didn't even think
of feeling embarrassed as she peeled off the robe she was wearing.

Dr. Evil: Sweaty

Focusing she managed to find the metal slab in front of her and
slipped onto it. The perspiration on her skin caused her to stick a
bit. Her entire body was so numb she barely noticed Washu attach the
electrodes to the sides of her head and hit her with the green
scanning beam.

Clayton: (As Max) You are the Navigator

"Aeka. Aeka can you hear me?" Washu's voice sounded very far away.

"Yes." She whispered.
"I'm going to induce an artificial orgasm. It's going to pinch at
first, but it'll begin to feel good quickly. Do you understand?"

J.T.(Aeka): No, speak Juraian.

Austin: And say all the dirty words

That penetrated the fog of her brain. Washu would make it stop.
Washu, who had taught her everything about it in the first place.
Washu who could give her release. Washu...

[Yeah, Washu, that's Washu.]
J.T./KAY: That's Washu-CHAN!
WASHU-CHAN(?): THAT'S RIGHT!

Clayton: Actually it's Little Washu

J.T.(Sighs): Former AniMSTers... (Anime Star MSTs #1 - #7)

"Now! Do it now!" Aeka screamed. She heard her voice echoing
through the lab.
Washu was right, she thought. It did pinch and it did feel good.
Of course Washu is always right, the thought popped up. She can do
anything.

KAY: Yourself included.

Washu's image danced through Aeka's brain as she felt the intense
pleasure. Inside her Aeka realized that there was only one person
responsible for the incredible feelings she was having.

Austin: Santa?

As her hips
buckled and her ass slapped the warmed metal beneath her she
screamed out Washu's name again and again. Demanded more. Begged for
more. Muscles in her legs stretched passed the point of pain as she
through her legs opened and screeched. In her mind all she could see
was Washu's face. And then darkness.

Aeka woke up and saw Tenchi's concerned face floating over her.
"Aeka? Aeka are you okay?"
"Tenchi, look she'd fine. I told you." Ryoko's voice
"Sister, can you sit up?" Sasami said.
Aeka did so and looked around. She was on her futon.

Dr. Evil: I had a wonderful dream. And you were there... and you... and you were there!
Others: Hmm...

"How... how
did I get here?"
"Washu teleported you out. She said you were helping her with some
sleep research."

KAY: Yeah, into wet dreams.

Tenchi said. "When you didn't wake up Sasami and I got worried."
"Oh. Thank you but I'm fine." Aeka said. "Did Washu say anything
else?"
"Only that if you want to see what her results were to stop by
within the next two days." Tenchi said. "Are you sure you're okay?"
Aeka forced a smile and said, "As long as I've woken up with
everything I went to sleep with I'm fine." She yawned. Then she
quickly asked, "I do have everything I had yesterday right?"
"Yes, unless you didn't have three arms." Ryoko said.
"Ryoko!" Sasami and Tenchi said as Aeka briefly wiggled her
fingers.

*J.T. and Kay chuckle*

Clayton: It's a sad day when the MSTers laugh at the fic's jokes

"Look, I'm still a little tired." Aeka said. "I think I'll just
relax. And if I don't wake up in two days get help."
"Okay." They all said taking her very seriously.
When they'd left Aeka sighed and relaxed back into the covers.

(Wet squelching sound)

Staring at the ceiling she took stock of how she felt. Tired was her
first thought. It was like every piece of her was barely holding
together. Surprise came next. She knew that after everything she'd
done writhing around in the lab she should hurt all over. Regret
settled over her like a cloud. Washu had probably used something to
heal her. She knew she should feel relief. She could think again and
she was the urges she'd been having had faded like a bad dream. In
fact her entire body was in perfect shape.
"So why do I feel robbed?"

[The S&M Queen's just a Servant!]

Clayton: Pretty much
Austin: And she's still a virgin!

She asked. In her mind somehow she felt she'd earned every bruise
and every strained muscle. It was only fair after all that time.
Shaking her head to try to sort through her thoughts, she didn't
even know when it was she fell asleep.

AlL: (Sing) Look out. Look out. Pink elephants on parade...

The next day Aeka was sitting at the breakfast table and trying to
swallow. Tenchi and the others were planning out their day. Somehow
it all seemed the same though. Tenchi going off to the fields,
Sasami playing with Ryo-ohki... what was the point really?

J.T.: When you find that one person, that single being that
completes you, and feel whole... it all seems so right and you just
can't understand how you lived beforehand. You start to forget that
the two of you were never together because everything is so...
perfect.

Dr. Evil: Zip it!

KAY: You really love her, don't you?
J.T.: With all I have to offer...

"Aeka?" Sasami asked.
Aeka looked up. "Huh?"
"You barely touched your breakfast."
"Oh. I'm sorry Sasami. I'm just not very hungry."
Sasami smiled and hugged her. "It's okay." Then she cleared the
table.
Aeka realized that most of the others were already gone. Mihoshi
and Kiyone hadn't been by lately, having been busy with their newest
part time jobs.

Austin and Nigel: (Waves money)

Washu hadn't joined them for breakfast. The only
ones left were Ryoko and Tenchi and he was on his way out the door.
While she watched he leaned over and kissed Ryoko, then turned and
walked out the door. Ryoko teleported, probably going somewhere to
soak up the sun.

Ryoko: (Runs by carrying a huge pile of money) Someone just robbed the 515! (Keeps running)

Aeka thought about that kiss. Somehow the thought of having someone
to kiss her like that seemed to no longer matter to her. In fact she
realized she felt nothing towards that kind of contact. Shivering
she wrapped her arms around her shoulders and stared at her
reflection in the blank television screen.
Admit it, you're turning into a pervert, a voice inside her said.

J.T.: Hm...
KAY: Washu-chan with a mallet as Akane?
J.T.: Yep.

All: (Roll their eyes) Lame!

But how can it be? Washu said there was nothing wrong as long as
nobody else gets hurt. So why do I feel so guilty about these
thoughts? Washu would probably know. Washu knows everything.

Clayton: (Yako) Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten when hotdog buns come in packs of eight?

Aeka slapped both hands on her cheeks hard. "Snap out of it!" She
was blushing uncontrollably. Washu's face was still dancing through
her head. Well that and other parts. "But that's improper... isn't
it?"

J.T.: Improper, yes. Wrong, yes. Immoral, yes. Inappropriate, yes.
Does Clayton give a damn, no. Will he do it, no shit, Sherlock.

Clayton: In my defense they have yet to bit their lips

KAY(Bobby Kennedy, "Missiles of October"{Even a close approximation
of the voice.}): "Irritate, yes. Inhibit, no."

How was she going to solve this? Washu was the one with all the
answers. But Aeka couldn't talk to Washu about... well about being
attracted to Washu. There, she'd said it, more or less. To herself
anyway. So whom was she going to talk to? Ryo-ohki? Yeah right, and
have Ryoko appear just in time to make fun of her.

KAY(Ryoko): Hey, Princess, since you want to date Little Washu,
does this mean I can call you "Dad"?

Noboyuki would want to join in and Aeka found the thought
disgusting. Mihoshi and Kiyone weren't around. They at least had
experience, but once again Aeka wouldn't be able to count on them
keeping quiet about it. Not that she was ashamed.

Nigel: Keep telling yourself that

As a princess she
could do whatever she wanted. She just wanted to do it quietly for
now.

KAY: But what if she or Washu-chan are Screamers?
J.T.: That's just like you, Kay, a voice of reason, albeit
perverted... ^_^

There really was only one answer. In the next few minutes she was
working her way up the steps to the shrine. She knocked on the door
and waited.
"You may enter," Yosho said.

KAY(Chief Demon Lieutenant): "My lord, Satan."

Clayton: (Yosho) Tenchi!

J.T.(Ace Ventura): "Yes, Satan?" Oh, excuse us, Yosho, we thought
you were someone else.

Sliding open the door Aeka quietly stepped inside and sat down
across from where Yosho sat cross-legged.


Clayton: And in heels

"Yosho, I need advice. If
you would be so kind."
"That is why I am here Aeka.

Austin: That and you don't have to pay taxes
Dr. Evil: Yosho could start a great cult. There is a goddess, there is a plan, and the spaceship is coming!
Nigel: It's true. I've read the Tsunami lemons

I noticed at breakfast today that you
seemed distracted."

J.T.: Nah, what was your first clue, the salt in the tea?
[The sugar on the eggs?]

Clayton: The lack there-of?

KAY: Or her calling everyone Washu. (beat) CHAN! WASHU-CHAN!
WASHU-CHAN(?): You're learning. ^_^

"Yes, I am. Lately I've been going through some things and I'm
having a problem handling them." She took a deep breath. "Only one
person has been helping me and I," She stopped and took a deep
breath. "I don't know how to express my gratitude in an acceptable
way."
"Does this involve Tenchi?" Yosho asked.
Aeka smiled, mostly glad that even Yosho could be wrong. "No. I
love Tenchi, but this is different. I don't... you can't tell anyone
what I say can you?"

J.T.: He ain't a lawyer, and you ain't his client.
KAY: He ain't a Catholic priest,

All: Fortunately

he's a Shinto priest, and I don't
think they have Confession.
[(Col. Jessup) "Roll the dice and take your chances."]

"I will not." He said.
"I don't lust after him. Not the way I thought I did before."
"Ah. And this other person. I take it that you refer to someone in
the house? That leaves me with four possibilities and I believe the
appropriate one would have red hair."

[(Aeka as Spock) They would have red hair.]

Nigel: (Kirk) Spock... get that... tribble out of your pants

Aeka looked at her lap and nodded and Yosho continued. "What's the
rest of it?" Aeka told him. All of it. "I see. That's why you wanted
an 'acceptable' way to express your gratitude."

Dr. Evil: Preferably with whipped cream
Austin: Work that mojo!

Yes, but that's not all. I know that if I can't find some way to
release myself, I'll have to keep going back to Washu and I'm afraid
I'll do something to embarrass myself in front of her. I couldn't
stand that."
"Aeka, I am a priest. I have had only two great loves in my life
and while each of them enjoyed certain things...

Clayton: I'm disappointed that the others didn't use that

I don't know
anything about this. I feel that perhaps you are talking with the
wrong person about this. Has it helped any to actually say these
things out loud?"
Aeka took a hissing breath through her teeth. "I suppose. Thank
you Yosho."
"Any time Aeka." He leaned forward and helped her to her feet.

Washu heard a hesitant knock at the door and pressed a button on
her computer. A door appeared behind her and opened, allowing Aeka
to walk directly to her. "Here for your test results?"

KAY(Aeka): Nope, just a quick servicing.
J.T.(Mechanic): You need a lube job, check your oil, and rotate
your tires in addition to a complete engine rebuild.
[That made no sense.]

Nigel: You hope

J.T.: Yep! ^_^

"Yes. And to thank you Washu. For helping me the other day and for
whenever you might have to in the future."
"It is interesting." Washu said, pressing a button on her
computer. "I checked your readings and brain wave patters.

SW: Proper: Patterns.
J.T.(Ray Kowalski): "Well, pitter-patter, let's get at 'er."

You know it took a lot to bring you over. More than I expected.
Also you seemed to get off at the most bizarre moment."

Dr. Evil: The equinox!

Aeka looked at the screen over her shoulder. "I'm afraid I don't
understand. What is so odd about it?"
"It wasn't the pleasure part you enjoyed the most."
"Oh." Aeka said quietly.
Washu grinned, "I'd like to ask you a few questions Aeka. You may
find them embarrassing but I need you to answer truthfully and in
detail. It's to help find a solution to your problem."
"Okay." Aeka said.
Moments later she was once again laying on the table, Washu's
electrodes attached to her head.
"I know a lot already." Washu said. "This is all very new to you,
but you're catching on remarkably quickly and with a lot of
enthusiasm." Aeka smiled weakly when Washu giggled. "Now what have
you been fantasizing about when you masturbate?"

KAY(Aeka): Boys, Girls, Animals, Trees, Dinner, my left hand, my
right hand, vibrators, whips, chains, death, life, nerds, jocks...

"Everything." Aeka said. "Anything I could think of lately.

[Damn... for once Kay's right... Isn't that one of the signs?]

Austin: I should hope so

J.T.: If everything someone says is one of the signs was a sign,
there'd be seven hundred instead of just plain seven.

Before I had my problem it was just the things you've told me and
showed me and what I found in Noboyuki's room."

All: Don't ask!

"Nobody has touched you though have they?" Washu asked.
"I'm afraid that most of the candidates for that have been taken."
Aeka said.

KAY: Only Sasami, Yosho, Noboyuki, and Washu-chan are free... Yosho
is her brother,

Clayton: Not in this universe

and has made it clear that's a no-go... Even
Clayton's not foolish enough to use Sasami... And let's face it: A
Noboyuki lemon?

All: (Turn to stone for thirty seconds)

Might be popular in nursing homes, with those who
can't read it, or the folks who ARE foolish enough to write Sasami
lemons.

Clayton: (Whistles innocently)

"Most?" Washu said, catching an easy slip. "That indicates that
there are other people in the house that you harbor attractions
for."
Aeka hesitated before saying, "Yes." After all if Yosho figured it
out Washu was probably three jumps ahead. "I'm sure you know."
"I could hazard a guess. But a good scientist, even the best,
always leaves room for interpretation."

J.T.(Groucho Marx): "A child of five would understand this. Send
someone to fetch a child of five."

Clayton: (Chico) At'sa no good boss
Dr. Evil: (Honks a horn)

"It's you Washu." Aeka said flatly.
"Yeah, I know. But can you think why? After all this does strike
me as kind of sudden."
Aeka was just going to say she didn't know, but Washu had asked
her to be honest. "There are many things I guess. You're beautiful.
All of us are. You're strong, energetic, and in control at all
times. You're also helpful and when you aren't cackling your laugh
is kind of soft and comforting." She paused. "Though I can't really
fault you there. When I get excited my laughter isn't always the
calmest sound."

Nigel: Really?

"Is that all?" Washu asked. Aeka noticed her voice seemed deeper
somehow.
"No. I guess what really decided it was how helpful you've been
through this whole thing. You understand what I've been going
through and you haven't been taunting me about it. I understand now
how naive I've been, and you've been doing your best to guide me
through it."
Washu nodded and walked towards the table. "Aeka do you trust me
to help you more? To help you find out who you are?"
"With my life." She said without hesitation. "Though if this
involves putting my head in a jar I'd like to rephrase that."

KAY: What if it involves putting other parts of your anatomy in
jars?

Austin: Well then we can talk

Washu chuckled and leaned over her. "Not exactly. But I need you
to trust me. I've done a complete profiling on you Aeka. I've added
in the new data and everything you've told me about your
experiences. Then I added everything about your upbringing and
anything else I could think of."
"And what did you discover."

[(Take your pick of nitpickers) "YOU CAN'T ASK A QUESTION WITHOUT A
QUESTION MARK!"]

Clayton: Why not.

"When you think about the pleasure part of sex, what comes to mind
Aeka?"
Aeka stared up at Washu's green eyes. "The first time I did it,
when I was in my room and doing it for the first time."
"And what was different about that time?" Washu moved closer.
"Tell me what parts you liked."
"I honestly don't know. I suppose because it was new. It hurt a
lot but after a while I didn't notice. The pain just became part of
the pleasure. Even the embarrassment I felt when I heard Ryoko and
Tenchi through the wall and realized they could hear me." Her words
were coming faster now, more easily as Washu circled the table. "I
didn't need to think. I didn't know what to expect or what might
happen next. I was afraid and embarrassed and hurt and I liked all
of it. When it ended the last part was great too."
"But by itself it isn't enough is it? Just to want to finish
doesn't quiet do it for you does it princess?"

Nigel: Now you're talking!

Aeka looked up at her in shock. "Washu!" She froze when the
scientist reached down and cupped her cheek in a hand that was just
as smooth as Aeka had imagined. "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to give you what you want Aeka.

Clayton: (Aeka) I want a pony
Dr. Evil: Not much of an improvement at this point

What you need. But that
might not be what you think it is. That's why I need you to trust me
to do what's right for you and that I know what that is."
"Washu? I..." Aeka looked into Washu's eyes and nodded. "I trust
you."

KAY: If "Trust me" means "Screw you" in LA, does that mean "Trust
you" means "Screw me"?
J.T.: In this case, it might as well...

Austin: Great, you just ruined the best parts of a hundred movies

"Good." Washu ran the back of her hand along Aeka's cheek. "The
psyche profile said that you have what I would deem control issues."

"But I'm a princess. I'm going to rule the empire. I have to be in
control." Aeka said. "Unwavering and unquestioned."

J.T.: Know something, I can't read people. I can read the
enviroment, situations,

Dr. Evil: Shh!

animals, etc, to a point I don't realize to
what level I'm doing it,

Dr. Evil: Let me tell ya about a man names SHH!

what I call Super Instinct. Since I can't
read people as automatically as other things, I study people,

Dr. Evil: I just want to say SHH!

specifics and types, and I'm sorry, Priss-cess, but that research
shows that often, not always, but often, in a relationship which
involves...

All: (Snoring)

the less pleasurable aspects of intercourse, it is often
the one who has to be, is, or is trained to be in control during
"Normal" times that is the submissive partner.
KAY: Boy, we have GOT to buy you that bulldozer, you have WAY too
much free time...

"Yes. But that's not what you want is it?" Washu smiled and leaned
over her. Aeka was aware of the scientist's breasts pressing into
her through the shirt Washu was wearing. It was pink with a brown
skirt. It's amazing what you notice when your heart is about to leap
through your chest.

*Kay makes a... "bakat" sound*

"You want someone else to take control and make you do all the
things you don't have the courage to do on your own. Someone
powerful enough to do it."
"Yes." Aeka said, still staring at Washu's chest. "But this feels
so wrong."

J.T.(Singing): ~~Heaven's just a sin away...~~

"Doesn't it though?" Washu said with a grin. "Now do you want to
know what I want you to do Aeka? Do you want me to tell you?" Aeka
nodded. "Good. But if I go too far I want you to tell me. Can I
trust you with that?" Aeka nodded and jumped when the table she was
on began to tip forward.
"What are you going to do?"

KAY(Washu): Kill you.
J.T.(Aeka): WHAT!?!

"I'm going to give you what you really want Aeka. And I'm going to
take what I want from you. Do you understand?"
"Take?" Aeka felt a bit of fear in her stomach.

J.T.: Fear's a good thing. A stupid person has none, a brave person
does. Stupidity is not knowing the risks and consequences and doing
it, bravery is knowing them, knowing what they mean if you fail,
knowing what can happen to your loved ones if you fail, and THEN
going ahead and doing it anyway.

All: (Banging their heads on their restraints) Make the bad man stop!

"Oh yes." Washu's voice came from somewhere behind her. "I want to
take it from you. I need you to struggle and try to keep what I'm
going after."

Clayton: Silly scientist. Aeka's tricks are for kids!

"But then how will you know if you've gone too far?" Aeka shivered
at the thought. "What if I really want to stop?"

KAY(Washu): I ignore you and keep going.
[Nah, that's MECHA-Washu.]

(Spoiler alert!)

J.T.: 'Ey! I don't care if you read ahead, but leave the blatant
plot foreshadowing to 'Storm.

"Then you'll have to say something. Something you don't normally
say when you're scared. That way I'll know if you're serious." Washu
stepped around the table. "Unless you don't want to."

Nigel: Nope
Austin: Nada
Dr. Evil: Beat it psycho

Aeka was speechless. Washu was standing in front of her in what
appeared to be an outfit made of green latex rubber. Well not so
much an outfit as an outline. There were two thigh high boots and
gloves that went up to her elbows. Just under her breasts was what
would have been a bra except it only lifted, not covering anything.
The rest of her body was completely bare and as Aeka's gaze moved
over it, parts of Washu were getting wetter by the minute. Aeka also
realized that she was in the same predicament.
Her first instinct was to turn and run.

[Follow your instincts...]

Clayton: (Turns to the audience) Can you say "spoil sport"? Sure, I knew ya could.

Everything in her body screamed for her to do just that as she
realized what Washu was planning. The magazines had called it S&M
and bondage. Those had been something she'd only skimmed in the
magazines. There was no doubt in her mind who would be in charge if
she allowed this to continue. The humiliation Aeka would suffer if
she submitted to this.

Austin: Especially since it's being broadcast galaxy wide

Washu had already hinted that it would hurt
too. Pain, servitude, and humiliation loomed in Aeka's future.

J.T.(Bush from Exploitation Now): "OOO... Cue that slow ominous
background music."

(Baywatch music plays)

"Ramen." Aeka said.

MAGNI: What flavor?

Clayton: Fish

"What?" Washu looked genuinely confused.
Aeka kept staring at Washu's body and said, "If I say ramen, you
know like the noodles, you stop. I don't care if it's because I'm
too afraid or whatever."
Washu smiled and without warning darted forward to roughly kiss
Aeka on the lips, forcing her tongue passed the startled princess's
lips. Aeka's eyes widened and then she began to reciprocate, her own
tongue flicking at the invader of its turf. As her arms rose to wrap
around Washu she was shocked when the red head slapped them away.

Dr. Evil: Unclean! Unclean!

"What..." She was stopped by another slap, this time across her
face.
"You do not move unless I tell you. You do not speak unless I ask
you a question.

Clayton: (Colonel Clink) Now, vere are the others?

If you do you will be punished." Washu was pleased
to note Aeka's nipples harden quickly and felt her own tighten in
response. "Very good." Washu reached out and took Aeka's chin
between her fingers. "Now my little pet, we're going to establish
some rules. First off you will call me Little Washu whenever you
answer a question. Do you understand?"
"Yes." Aeka could barely breathe. She was shaking. She shook more
as Washu slapped the other cheek.
"What was that?" Washu's voice was cold and stern.

KAY(Boot Recruit): LITTLE WASHU, YES, LITTLE WASHU!

"Yes, Little Washu." Aeka amended.
"Much better." Washu said. She leaned in and slowly licked across
Aeka's cheek. "Obedience will be rewarded. But first tell me
something. What do you feel like right now?

Austin: A cheeseburger and fries

Knowing that it's within
your power to stop me and that you don't want to? What would you
call someone like that?" Aeka hesitated.

Nigel: Presidential Intern

Washu's hand shot out and
roughly grabbed her nipple between three fingers, twisting it hard
enough to make Aeka cry out. "Well princess? What would you call
someone who would debase herself like this just for sexual release."
She leaned forward, twisting in the other direction and whispered in
Aeka's ear. "Come on. You've called Ryoko one enough."

J.T.(Aeka): Who... Who... Who.. Woman of loose morals!
KAY(Aeka): Sl... Sl... LEGSPREADER!
[(Aeka) Ca... C... Cu... FREE DOWNLOAD!]
*The nearby screen with Havoc's face on it recieves the strangest
looks from the others.*

Aeka quietly answered the question and Washu released her chest.
"What was that?"
"A slut." Aeka said. Washu slapped her on the nipple she had just
released. "Little Washu."
"Very good. Now say it again, only louder. What are you?"

KAY(Aeka): A dumb bitch who, in the various animes, doesn't have
the intelligence to realize my whole resin de entre (A/N: sp?) is to
provide suspense for the Ryo-Ten Relationship?

Clayton: (As Ben Stein) This isn't Jeopardy! Stop phrasing answers as questions

"I'm a slut Little Washu."
Washu cackled as loud as Aeka had ever heard. It sent a shiver
through her whole body. Then Washu's hand shot out again, wrapping
around Aeka's throat and squeezing almost but not quite hard enough
to cut off her air. She was roughly pushed back against the metal
table and could only watch as Washu leaned forward to suck at the
base of her neck. Aeka's legs wobbled slightly and she had to grab
the table for support and moaned. Washu grabbed her wrist and pulled
it away. "You moved." Aeka didn't respond. "What do you think I
should do with you?"
"Could you..." She was slapped much harder this time.
"Rule two is I decide what happens to you. Now answer again. What
should I do with you?"
Her cheek throbbing Aeka said, "Whatever you want Little Washu."
"And what will you do?"

KAY: "If God had meant for man to swim, he would have filled the
ocean with topless mermaids."
J.T.: This comment from out in left field is brought to you by the
Coca-Cola company, Meals On Wheels, and Squaresoft.

"Whatever you say Little Washu." Aeka answered dutifully. She was
beginning to enjoy this. The fear and lust were mixing sending her
inhibitions on a vacation. It felt good and she wanted more.
"Very good. I think I'll like my new toy."

[I wonder if Washu-chan was one of those kids who had her Christmas
presents worn out by St. Patrick's Day, at the latest...]

She grinned and squeezed Aeka's throat again. Pulling she forced
the princess's head to her and took another kiss. Aeka knew what
would happen if she struggled... so she did.

Austin: Good girl!

Pushing at Washu's
chest she managed to get the scientist off of her, the latex gloves
tugging at her neck as she slipped free.
Washu was surprised at first; mostly that Aeka would defy her so
soon. Had the princess decided she didn't want to do this after all?
Had Washu gone too far too quick?
But Aeka didn't say the word. She didn't run. Instead she stood
with her back to the table staring at Washu with a mix of fear and
lust as bruises formed on her neck and under her left eye.

Nigel: (As Mohamed Ali) I can take it...

"So... not as quick a learner as I thought." Washu said, knowing
that Aeka was just the opposite. When this was over Washu would have
to find out exactly what kind of magazines Noboyuki had in his room.


KAY: While you're at it, check if he has issue six of Super Taboo,
I loaned my copy to Crow...

"Disobedience must be punished."
"No." Aeka said defiantly. Her skin was breaking out into a cold
sweat.

KAY: If Blaze's training under the Sarge is any indication, Aeka's
getting off easy...

Dr. Evil: I thought the problem was that she wasn't

J.T.: Speaking as J.T. the author, and also through that as Turbo
the Joe, Hell yeah, she's getting off easy. Aeka has to deal with
Washu-chan. The Joes had to deal with Beachhead, Ironhide, the
Sarge, and The Fridge...

Clayton: Cobra!

Washu's eyes flashed and she grabbed Aeka's arm, forcing her down.
Then she twisted it behind the princess's back and stuck a knee into
the back of her leg. Aeka was pushed onto her knees, her arm pressed
into her back. Washu pressed forward, pushing Aeka's face into the
cold floor. With her free hand she reached down and between Aeka's
legs, forcing her middle finger of her left hand into Aeka's pussy
and rubbing in hard.

Nigel: (Robins Williams) You get three wishes!

J.T.(Josie Geller): "Try being named after a guitar playing
Pussycat."
KAY: "Stop touch her pussy... CAT! PUSSY CAT!"

Others: (Glance at Austin)

"First you don't do as you're told and then you tell me "no"? Such
a naughty pet you are. What do you think should be done with a pet
that doesn't do as it's told?"

KAY: Take it out and blow it's brains out?
J.T.: That's a mad dog.
KAY: Aeka, mad dog, a bitch Aeka is and a bitch is a female dog, so
what's the difference?
J.T.: Good point. Oh, and yes, readers, we ARE trying to outdo
Clayton in the BLATANT AEKA HATING catagory.

Clayton: I thinks he's insane! I don't hate her

It, Aeka realized.

(Addams Family Theme)

She is using me as a thing. She's going to use
me for her own enjoyment and then either abuse my body for her own
enjoyment or simply toss me aside. She gasped as her arm was twisted
up harder.
"You didn't answer me." Washu hissed.
"I don't know Little Washu." Aeka managed. Tears were pouring down
her cheeks.

[Tears? You KNOW that has to hurt.]
J.T.: Tears, not tears. This isn't ReBoot.

"I think you need to be punished." Washu let her arm go and
relieved the pressure holding her to the floor. "Don't you?"
"Yes Little Washu." Aeka said, not moving her arm or her face. She
did however squirm as Washu began moving her finger in and out of
Aeka's pussy. She felt her own juices begin to drip down her legs.

Austin: (Hefts a wrench) I'll fix that drip!

But just before she would have finished Washu removed her hand.
Walking around in front Washu used her clean hand and lifted
Aeka's face up so she could see. Washu slipped the tip of the finger
she'd been using into her mouth and made a show of sucking on it,

Dr. Evil: (In director's hat) Okay, let's get the dancing girls here and set the fireworks up over there...

flicking her tongue over the surface and moaning loudly, then
licking her lips. Then she squatted down and pushed it to Aeka's
mouth. "Suck it."
Aeka opened her mouth. Washu's hand stayed where it was. Realizing
that she was expected to do the work Aeka moved her head forward and
wrapped her lips around the finger. The taste was bitter and she
wasn't entirely sure she liked it, but she sucked at the finger and
then pulled back.
"I didn't tell you to stop." Washu said. "And I'm sure you can do
much better than that. Don't be afraid to use your teeth."

KAY: Then Aeka bites Washu-chan's finger off.

With her arm still behind her back Aeka moved her head forward
again, sucking at Washu's finger. Even as she felt the last bit of
her cum drip down her throat. She lost herself in the moment and
began to experiment.

J.T.(Chuckling): For once, Washu-chan's the lab test subject.

Working her tongue over the length of the finger she moaned like
Washu had when she'd been tasting it and dragged her teeth against
the rubber. She felt the finger move and looked up to see Washu
using her free hand to stroke at her own pussy.

Dr. Evil: Mr. Bigglesworth!

Her legs were spread
inches from Aeka's face so she could see and hear every move Washu's
fingers made. She had her eyes closed. Aeka could have easily gotten
up and run to the door. Instead she pulled back along all but the
tip of the finger and used her teeth to bite down hard.
"Ouch!" Washu's eyes snapped open and she grinned down at Aeka.
"So you want to play rough do you?"

[I've never heard of Rough. Is it by Milton-Bradley?]

Clayton: Yes. It's kind of a cross between Twister and Smear the Queer

It was a rhetorical question, but Aeka answered anyway. "Yes,
Little Washu."
"Oh baby." Washu shuddered, still rubbing at herself with her
other hand. Aeka's eyes were drawn to her there, unable to look
away. "So do you like what you see?"

KAY(Aeka): Nope, lose some weight.

(Kay is electrocuted... and likes it)

"Yes Little Washu." Aeka said.
"Touch it."

J.T.(Melificent): "Touch the spindle... touch it, I say!"
KAY: Old AND Obscure...

Washu said. She pulled her fingers out and spread her pussy open so
that Aeka could see the red and pink flesh inside.

Austin: Cause the outside was blue

"You want to
touch it don't you?"
"Yes Little Washu." Aeka finally moved her arm from behind her
back, using her left to push herself up so that her eyes were level
with Washu's crotch.
"Hurry." Washu cooed. "Hurry or I won't let you."
Aeka's hand moved out and she pushed her index finger directly
into the hole.

KAY(sarcastic): Yeah, and I was the second shooter on the grassy
knoll.
[Don't be stupid, Kay.]

All: Too late!

J.T.: Yeah, everyone knows that a JFK from an alternate timestream
was the shooter and that when he shot the JFK that died his
timestream ceased to exist on the same... wavelength as our's and no
trace of him was left.
KAY: Oh, for the love of curry...
SW: Correct.

At least that's what she intended to do. Washu jumped back at the
last minute and stepped on Aeka's reaching hand, pushing it to the
floor and digging in her heel.

J.T.(Master Chief John Urgayle): "The natural tendency towards
premature panic is what makes this such an effective interrogation
technique."

"Then again, maybe you shouldn't. Little girls who can't do as
they're told don't get to play any of the fun games."

KAY: Like Doctor? ^_^

Clayton: More like Archeologist... you have to dig!

Aeka clenched her teeth. Her hand hurt and she was still on her
knees. Above her Washu was grinning down showing all of her teeth.
"But then since you are so naughty maybe you have some ideas your
owner might like." She moved her boot and stood back, her legs apart
just above Aeka's head. "Do you have anything you want to do or have
done?"

[(Aeka) Now that you mention it, I could use a manicure, pedicure,
and haircut.]
J.T.(Lefty from Covenant Rider): "Looks like you could use a
haircut, a shave... maybe a bath."

"Whatever you want Little Washu." Aeka said. She was beyond the
need for pain now. She wanted pleasure while she enjoyed the throb
of her bruises.
Washu had other plans. "Good pet. Stay there on your hands and
knees. I'll be right back with some toys. You will stare at the
floor until I say otherwise."

KAY: Washu-chan then gets distracted and by the time five decades
later that she remembers Aeka, all that remains of the First
Princess of Jurai is a cobweb covered skeleton. And don't bother me
with trifles about Juraian life expectancies.

All: (Play cards while Kay talks)

Aeka did as she was told. For untold minutes, each lasting an
eternity, she looked at the white floor. It didn't really matter
anyway. She was in the only lit area in the lab. All around her was
nothing but darkness.

[Anticipation period. Any jokes?]
KAY(Calvin): "Dad says the anticipation of having something is
often more fun than actually having it. I think he's crazy. I hate
waiting for things. I like to have everything immediately. I can't
think of anything I'd rather anticipate than have right away. Can
you?"

Dr. Evil: (Smacks her) Shut up!

J.T.(Hobbes): "Death comes to mind."

Nigel: Botan?
Austin: Neil Gaiman's?

KAY(Calvin): "I don't know why I bother trying to have a little
discussion with you when you're always so morbid."
J.T.: But seriously, I can... and her name is Hoshiko.

After who knows how long she finally heard the clack of Washu's
heels on the floor. They moved up behind her and she gasped, feeling
the scientist lay across her back. The rubber clad legs wrapped
around her waist and Aeka felt Washu begin to grind her wet crotch
into her back. Above her Washu screamed out as her hips bucked
against Aeka's flesh, soaking her back and pushing the clit into
Aeka harder and harder.
Aeka felt her legs clench and let out her own cry as her pussy
twitched. Washu's hand slapped over Aeka's pussy hard as the
princess came and shoved three fingers in without waiting for the
princess to get ready. Aeka screamed and her arms buckled, crashing
her to the floor, her ass up in the air. Washu was still riding her,
pistoning her fingers into the virgin princess and began rubbing her
thumb over and inside Aeka's asshole.

KAY: Assholes can have assholes?
J.T.: My genetic precursor. (to the readers) Father.
KAY: Good point.

All: Uh oh...

The princess was torn between how good it felt and how disgusting
it was to have Washu put something into that particular orifice.
Washu's cum dripped down her spine and pooled between her shoulder
blades. Aeka came again and collapsed bonelessly to the floor.
Washu finally got off of her and spoke down. "You enjoyed that
pet?"
"Yes Little Washu." Aeka mumbled.
"Do you want a surprise now? A very special treat that you haven't
had yet?"
Aeka was tired. She'd never come this much before without passing
out. But she wanted to please Washu. Inside it was all she cared
about. With her eyes still on the floor she said, "Oh yes, Little
Washu. Please."
"You can look up now."
Aeka pushed her hands under her and slowly raised her head. She
was surprised to see Washu standing there holding something in her
hand. It was at least a foot long and in the middle it bent like a
V.

[(Old man from one of the episodes of the original V miniseries.)
"V... for victory."

It was orange, obviously made of rubber, and had teeth marks in
it.
"Do you know what this is?"

J.T.(Groucho Marx): "Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the
other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if
you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much
more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

Aeka answered that she did. "Sit back against the table and spread
your legs." Aeka did as she was told and waited. Washu slowly peeled
off her gloved and tossed them over her shoulder. "Reach between my
legs and scrape up all the cum. Use your nails and get every drop
into your hands."
Aeka reached out, pressing her fingers into the soft and pliant
flesh of Washu's thighs. They were wet, drenched really, and Aeka
could smell the musk

J.T.: What does Herb and his clan have to do with an Aeka/Washu
BDSM lemon?

wafting and mixing with her own scent. She dragged her fingers
over the skin, pooling some of what she still felt dripping down her
back into her hands until Washu's legs and pussy were dry again and
her hands were soaked. Washu extended the dildo to her and Aeka
understood. She rubbed it between her hands, spreading it over the
six inches pointed at her.
"Spread your legs more." Washu said. "Then sit back and watch."
She sat down on her knees and leaned forward between Aeka's legs.

Nigel: Hello! (Echo) Hello!

Reaching forward with her free hand she scooped up the cum still
flowing through the curly light blue hair. "Not your natural color."
Washu observed. Aeka began to speak and was rewarded with a nail
digging into her thigh hard. "Shhh!" Aeka saw a drop of blood slowly
form on the fresh scratch and groaned in erotic shame as Washu bent
to lick it off, rubbing the juices she'd collected

[Orange, Apple, Grape, Grapefruit, pineapple...]

Clayton: Minute Maiden! The only drink that tastes like a woman
Austin: Made for a man
Dr. Evil: (As Female Tennis Player) But I like it too

from Aeka over the wet end of the toy mixing it with her own.
Aeka felt Washu blow cool air directly into her pussy and felt the
lips part. That was when Washu brought the orange thing forward and
pressed the wet tip into Aeka. "You have a choice here. Now do you
know what I'm going to do to you? I want to hear you say it."
Aeka struggled with the word. Washu began to pull the dildo away
and she blurted out, "You're going to fuck me little Washu!" Her
face was bright red and she knew it, blood flowing through it and
lower areas. Her nipples hardened again. She wondered how she was
able to use that word like that. Trying to look away from Washu's
eyes she found a firm hand holding her chin in place, while green
eyes stared into hers.
"But since it's your first time

KAY(Aeka as Rizzo, singing): ~~"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy
with virginity, Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm
Sandra Dee!"~~
J.T.: Do you WANT to die a slow and painful death?

Dr. Evil: I can lend you some sharks with frickin' laser beams

KAY: Depends, can I have ice cream while I'm dieing?

I'm giving you a choice. I can fuck slow and hard or fast and easy.
Do you want me to play around or just do it?"
"Both little Washu." Aeka said. "You decide. I can't. You're in
charge. I'll do whatever you want!"
Washu grinned up at her and released her chin. While Aeka stared
Washu slowly forced the dildo into Aeka inch by inch and ran her
free hand over the princess's chest, tugging at her breasts with an
entire palm. Aeka moved her legs softly, trying to let the slick
piece of rubber slide in faster. Gods,

[(Clergyman) I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You
actually find time to read it?]
J.T.(Gen. George S. Patton Jr.): "I sure do. Every goddamn day."
KAY: That's RIGHT, he IS one of your heros...

Clayton: I only wish that my adversary had written a book--- Job

she thought, it must be two inches thick. There were small sharp
spots where the tooth marks were.
Washu stopped when the entire thing was buried and rubbed her
cheek against Aeka's thigh. Looking up she caught Aeka's eyes and
while Aeka stared she wrapped her lips around the other end of the
dildo sliding it in and out of her mouth. Aeka felt every bob of
Washu's head as her end responded. Washu let it go and began using
her teeth as Aeka had on her finger, working along the side with her
tongue like a Popsicle or a cob of corn.

J.T.(AJ): "What the hell was that!?"
KAY(Jon): "I'unno, but it wasn't ice cream..."
J.T.(David Levinson): Forget the ice cream, you're obsessed with
the ice cream!

Aeka squealed when Washu took it in her fist like a lever and
jerked down, forcing the tip to rub harshly on the inside of Aeka's
pussy.

Nigel: An interesting physics experiment

A cruel grin on her face Washu sat up and without ceremony
slammed her pussy onto her end of it.
Aeka's eyes rolled in her head and she breathed out, "Little
Washu..." Washu's legs straddled Aeka and she dug her nails into the
princess's shoulders. Leaning forward she once again kissed Aeka's
eager lips and then slowly worked her way down her neck and to the
two small pink nipples. "Ah!" Washu didn't even bother to suck. She
bit down roughly and tugged hard.

KAY(Aeka as Lt. Jordan O'Neill): "FUCK YOU!"
J.T.(Washu as Master Chief John Urgayle): "I'm so glad we agree."

"Now pet you were half right."

[The other half of her is called the LEFT half...]

She bounced up and down on Aeka's lap. "You're going to fuck me.
You're going to do it now and how I say." Aeka couldn't even
respond. She simply nodded her head reverently and waited for
instructions. It didn't take long.
Washu's nails dug into Aeka's shoulders and pulled, toppling her
back and Aeka forward, burying her face in Washu's breasts. "Do it."

Aeka's hips rolled in circles, her pussy clutching at the dildo as
she forced it in and out of Washu. In between their clits rubbed
against each other. An idea slipped into her head and she went with
it. "This is wrong Washu.

Austin: (Reinfield from Dracula Dead and Loving it) Wrong me!

It's wrong and dirty and I can't keep
doing it. Let me go!"

J.T.: NO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY JOKES ALLOWED!

Austin: Let me go
Other: She will not let you go
Austin: Let me go
Others: She will not let you go
All: Washu has a dildo put aside for me! For me!

KAY(Wayne): "Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out,
man. Again."
[(Garth) "What if he honks in the car?"]
KAY(Wayne): "I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee."
[(Garth) "Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this."]
J.T.(Wayne): "Ah, the Mirthmobile."

She pulled back, slipping all but the tip out of Washu.
She was dragged back by what felt like claws digging into her ass.
Washu pulled her back hard and bit down like an animal on Aeka's
shoulder.

Clayton: When Jinx gets to this chapter she's going to have a ball

Pain shot through her skin and she felt blood drip from
around Washu's lips.
"Selfish little bitch! You'll do as you're told and fuck me! And
don't just fuck me. Suck my tits." Washu tugged on Aeka's hair,
forcing her mouth to the bright red nipples in front of her. Washu
came hard as Aeka sucked it in, and simply rode her harder. Washu's
own hands were working over Aeka's body, roughly pressing into her
breasts and butt cheeks, and leaving deep scratches. Aeka
reciprocated, digging her own nails into Washu's back. "Yes! Oh yes!
Shove that dick of yours in there harder Aeka. Deeper!"

KAY: Always knew she weren't no lady.
J.T.(Ace Ventura): "Ladies and gentlemen, my esteemed colleague Mr.
Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now,
history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal
minds can be wrong, from time to time. But, if I have been mistaken?
if the lieutenant is indeed a woman? then my friends, she is
suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!!!"
[You know, a lot of these quote-jokes would be better if he wasn't
cutting and pasting the quotes from his scripts of the movies when
he can't remember them exactly...]

Nigel: or if each one didn't take ten minutes

Enjoying things too much to be embarrassed Aeka did as she was
told and received her own pleasure as Washu's hips buckled and their
pussy lips met.
Nearly a half hour later Washu had collapsed on top of Aeka and
had meticulously removed their connecting device. Together they
sucked it clean between kisses and Washu held Aeka to her.
"I could fix those scratches." She whispered. "So that nobody
would know."

J.T.: Hah! Keeping a relationship a secret in an anime either, A;
has the same odds of me considering He Who Donated Half Of My
Genetic Material as my dad,

Dr. evil: Somebody has daddy issues!
Austin: (As Turbo) I do not and this conversation will go no father... further! It's a dad issue. Dead! Dead issue! Deadbeat dad! Daddy doesn't love me!

or B; is about as easy as getting
infomation from a member of my family when we don't think you need
to know, take your pick.

"No." Aeka said. "I like them. I'll just tell them I tripped over
some of your equipment."
Washu chuckled and ran her fingers through Aeka's hair. "You'll
have to be punished for that you little cunt."

Nigel: What's a for letter word for a woman where in the last three letters are unt?
Clayton: Aunt
Austin: Yeah, she's that too in the OVA

"Yes Little Washu." Aeka said with a satisfied grin. "I'll need to
be punished so very much. I'm going to be very disobedient some
times."
"Aeka you know I would never do anything to you I wouldn't let be
done to me right?" Aeka nodded, burying her face in Washu's neck. "I
went easy on you this time. Next time I won't hold back."
"Don't." Aeka said. "I want it all. I'm a slut remember?"

Dr. Evil: No, we forgot

"My slut." Washu's hand traced over her butt. "I remember. And it
won't stop here. I'm going to keep coming up with things to do with
and to you. I'm going to force you to do things that'll make you
squirm and maybe I'll even let Mecha Washu help out. I'm going to
fuck your brains out

KAY: If you can find any.

Austin: I'm sure she has some lying around

and make you my slave."
Aeka smiled and pinned Washu down. "And if you ever run out of
ideas, even if it's years from now, then it'll be my turn."
"Deal." They sealed it with another kiss.

Beelzebub: Yes!

Author's note

Another chapter bites the dust. If you think this was a sick,
degrading, and overly sexual chapter...

J.T.: I think, Clayton, that we Magni must be immune to lemons
these days, I haven't even been slightly upset in the stomach
since... "Kagato's Little Secret..." THE FIRST TIME!

Clayton: Say that after MSTing my Sasami's Quest epilogue

you're right. Still I finally wrote an Aeka fic. If you wish to
comment email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com

[J.T., Kay, time for... "'The Hell!?!"!]
J.T.: Soundwave, the letter please?
*Soundwave hands J.T. a printout*
J.T.: Today's email is from someone whom we still can't figure out
if he's friend or foe, Jim-Ohki!
"Magnus, stop with the blatant Aeka hating, you're as bad as
Clayton when it comes to being an AHRLI."
KAY: Hav', you want it?
[Sure. Mihoshi, I suggest you stop screwing Jimmy-Boy's brains out,
he seems to be running low, we are NOT Aeka hating, Ryoko loving
idiots. We're Aeka Dispising, Ryoko/Tenchi supporting Smartasses!]

Nigel: You're like Orson Wells without all that "genius" baggage

MIHOSHI(Millenium Eagle, over com): DON'T INSULT MY JIM-OHKI!
J.T.(blinks): That's a new one.
SW: Noted, logged.
J.T.: So, until next time...
KAY: From us SIMSTers and Coca-cola, the mighty company which
supplyith us our caffinated drinks for those early morning
startups...

Clayton: Ah yes, Coca Cola, who dreamed of ending America's thirst... and when that failed they laced it with cocaine

ALL(Cartman): "SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!"

[[MST ends, they all leave.]]

J.T. was sitting at the communications/Operations seat normally
occupied by Kay, hacking into the radio feed for Whitfield County...


[Three... Two... One... Green.]

He picked up the mic, "Ladies and gentlemen, and the majority of
the area's population, you're now listening to MGNI radio, the most
arrogant, egotistical, and smart-assed radio station around, and
that's just the coffee boy! We'll have you back to your regular
station in a moment, but first, this song goes out to all the folks
at the Whitfield County Jail, especially you, Old Man..."

[[[~~Breakin' rocks in the hot sun,
I fought the law and the law won.
I fought the law and the law won.
I needed money 'cause I had none,
I fought the law and the law won.
I fought the law and the law won.

I miss my baby and I feel so bad,
I guess my race is run.
She's the best girl I ever had,
I fought the law and the law won.
I fought the law and the law won.
Robbin' people with a six-gun,
I fought the law and the law won.
I fought the law and the law won.
I miss my baby and I feel so bad,
I guess my race is run.
She's the best girl I ever had,
I fought the law and the law won.
I fought the law and the law won.

I fought the law and the law won.
I fought the law and the law won.~~]]]

[J.T., you are a cruel, sadistic, and utterly unkind person.]

"Nope, just glad that asshole can't weasel his way out of anything
this time..."
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Clayton, I'll tell you now, I was in a REALLY bitchy mood at some
of the points I was MSTing this because my computer was screwing me
over the table...

Austin: You too?

Consider thineself lucky, for thou four chapters,
this counted within, are all that are before my proving myself as
the most insane MSTer in existance, and quite possibly the greatest
feat undertaken in MSTing...

Clayton: So you are MSTing the rest?

J.T. Magnus
Author, Anime Star MSTs and Self Insert MSTs
Co-Defender of Star-chan's Honor

All: (Cough and look around)

Beloved of the Most Beautiful Girl In The World
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(The restraints release and Mini-Me runs in followed by the marines and rescues the MSTers)

I own what I own, that is, Jay Magnus and the Anime Star, and I have
what money I have, none.

Anime Star MST #19
By Turbo Magnus

Like a silent sentinel, Jay Magnus sat in the chair besides his wife’s
bed. Standing guard over the one he loved as the Anime Star and it’s
crew were about to break forth out of Tenchi Muyo fanfics and MST
something else...

**==

“All I’m saying is this: We’ve known him for a year, but we don’t know
much about him outside of what’s in his file and what he’s told us. We
don’t even know what happened when he went after Megiddo. Others MST
Tank Cop and his kind, so why does Jay get hostile whenever he finds one
of their fics?”

“Leena, would it really matter?”

“Rome, what if he’s really one of them?”

There was a slight sound of metal on metal as the organoid Koeing Wolf
stepped into the galley, # No. But he has his reasons for doing so. #

Leena Tauros turned to glare at Koeing, “And they would be?”

#It... would be Her...# The organoid said no more and left.

“Relena? I don’t understand...”

**==

I stood up from where I sat by Relena, the time had come... I walked
out the door knowing instinctively what at least one of the
conversations on the ship was: Why? It’s a very simple reason, these lemon authors
write Sasami lemons, Belldandy lemons, Skuld lemons, what would stop
them from writing lemons involving Relena? One already has. I love her,
my wife, my Imzadi, my Reli-chan. So why do I seemingly have a crusade
against bad lemon writers? How can I handle them like I do? It’s a
simple thing really, I think of Relena... and the rest is easy.

[[[“LET’S KICK SOME TAIL!”]]]

I knew what that meant, even if the others didn’t, the time was now.

[[AniMSTers enter theater]]
HOAG(Projection Room): Roll Call!
JAY(Cmdr. Feral): This is Feral, send me chopper backup.
RELENA(Callie): SWAT Kats, Dr. Viper is raiding MegaKat Biochemical!
TOM(T-Bone): We’re on our way, Ms. Briggs.
[(Razor)Matchhead missiles, AWAY!]
MANA: I don’t think I want to know.
LEENA: I’m with you on that...
TROWA: Jay, you’ve corrupted Relena!
JOK: Remind me again why we’re doing this...
CROW: Lemon, please!
ROME(Jake): Aw, Chance, NOT THE SHORTCUT! *Strange looks from
EVERYONE.*
JAY(Hawkeye): Those who are about to ‘dye’ salute you.
RELENA: This fic is that bad?
[The four hundred who rode into the jaws of death had it better off...]
ROME: *Gulp*
JAY: Tank Cop...
LEENA: Shit.


Farewell Old Friend
By Tank Cop

[Rapid fire!]
JAY: Die.
[(Washu)Go to hell.]
TOM: Eat a bag of hell.
CROW: Drink bleach.
RELENA: You have my full permission to die.

Channel 7 News.

JAY: It’s Katseye News!!!

"We have a live report on the story of the plane collision
that occurred two days ago when a Mig 29 and a SWAT Kat jet

[A SWAT Kat jet? There’s only the Turbokat, Gordon Bennett!]
ROME: I’d complain about the Red Dwarf reference, but I have a feeling
it’ll get worse...

collided, both
occupants are reported dead and there's also rumor of a third fatality.
We

LEENA(Reporter): Want out of this Tank Cop fic!

go live to City Hall, where Deputy Major Callie

TOM: Deputy MAYOR BRIGGS! Deputy Mayor Calico Briggs!
JOK: You think they’re fans?

is going to give a
statement."

Callie slowly walks to the podium. Taking each step one-at-a-time,
she's
still not fully healed from her accident.


CROW: Last time I checked, you could still walk fine after losing
bladder control.

"Thank you all for coming. We can now confirm that the third fatality
is not
a rumor."

The crowds faces turn from look of anticipation to a look of sadness
and
shock. "Do you know who it was?" A reporter asked.

RELENA(Callie): Tank Cop. Apparently a group of MSTers killed him for
butchering our series.

Callie took a deep breath. "The body was in such bad shape that we
needed to
see his dental records in order to identify the individual."

"So who was he?" The reporter asked again.
Callie was very close to crying. "Chance.

RELENA(Angry): SHE WOULD HAVE SAID CHANCE FURLONG!!!

He was killed when the debry from
the planes feel on his tow truck on the way bake to the junk yard."

"But what about the dead SWAT Kat and the pilot of the Mig?" The
reporter
asked with anticipation.

"I'm sorry, but the bodies of the two pilots were incinerated in the
explosion. We will never know who the dead SWAT Kat was."

"But if-"

"Please no more questions. Thank you all for coming, good-bye." Callie
walks off stage and heads to her car, where Jake is waiting.

"Well, I told them, they'll never know that Chance was T-Bone, or that
you
are Razor."

"Thanks Callie, its best the world doesn't know the truth. Its a good
thing
that I was able to get the tow truck to the debry field and blow it up
before
any one else arrived."

ROME: Why wasn’t Razor in the Turbokat?

"What about the Mig pilot's body?" Callie inquired.

Jake with a cold answer. "I took care of it, they'll never find the
body.
Good-bye Callie."

"Good-bye Jake."

Jake walks back to his car and drives away. While Callie gets in her
car and
cries.

JAY: Jake doesn’t HAVE a car, they used the Tow-Truck!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Three days Later)

A funeral is held for Chance. His parents, brothers, sisters, and
friends
all attend the funeral.

Jake and Felina approach the coffin.

Its a white coffin with the lid closed and a picture of Chance on top.

They then take a seat.

The priest then says a few words. "We are gathered here today to say
farewell to our friend Chance. A loving husband and a good friend. He
is
not with us anymore he is with God,

KAMI-SAMA(Heaven, booming voice): DO NOT SPEAK OF ME. AND KATS BELIEVE
IN THE HOLY KATS.
JAY: The almighty is a fellow SK Fan? Who knew?
KAMI-SAMA(Heaven, Booming Voice): NO, I KNOW THE HOLY KATS.

and lives in infinite happens with him.
Would anyone else like to say a few things about him?"

Jake and Felina stand up.

First Jake. "When Chance and I first met back at Enforcer Academy he
used to
tell me." "No matter what happens, no matter how bad things get,
there's
always a ray of happens in a fog of sadness." Jake now has tears racing
down
his face.
"God...I...wish...you...were...here...to...tell...me...that...now...Chance."
Jake is helped off stage by Callie.

Next Felina. "My husband was a kind man, a loving man, a good man." She
also starts to cry. "He always thought of others before he thought of
himself. He would never take advantage of anyone. I loved him for all
these
things and more." Now crying just as much as Jake did.
"Oh...God...I...wish...you...could...be...here...to...tell...me...how...much..
.you...love...me...just...one...more...time." She is help off stage by
her father.

ROME: Looks like Tank Cop was still just having the characters saying
the same things over and over when he wrote this.

Later, Chance is buried in the Mega Kat Cemetery. His Tombstone reads.
"Here lies Chance loving husband and good friend."

Felina, Jake, and Callie stand in the rain over there friend's grave
hours
after everyone else has gone.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Two Days Later)

Felina arrives at the new SWAT Kat underground base in the desert. When
she
gets inside she finds Jake under the Turbo Kat 2.

CROW: Jay?
JAY: As far as I know, the series didn’t have two Turbokats at the same
time, and the only fanfics I know of that do are those in James L.
King’s series.

"Hello Jake. I've come for the rest of my husband's things."

Jake rolls out from under the Turbo Kat 2 with grease all over his
face, and
see Felina standing over him.

"Hi Felina. I'll just get cleaned up and get the box for you. Please
make
yourself at home." Jake wakes over to the sink. "Did you have any
trouble
finding the place?"

RELENA: If she and Chance were married, I’d HOPE she’d know where the
Hanger and the Salvage Yard are.

"No. The map you gave me really came in helped. This is a nice place
you've
got here."

Jake walks back into the room with a box marked, "Chance's Things" on
the
side. Here it is Felina."

HOAG(PR): Missing beginning quotation mark.

"Thank you Jake." She takes a quick look in the box before leaving and
see
Chance's extra SWAT Kat uniform. "Oh Jake. I can't take this." She hand

HOAG(PR): S’s needed.

the suit to Jake.

Jake takes the suit and shoves it back to felina. "Yes, you can. I
don't
need it anymore, and I think Chance would want you to have it."

JAY: Wow, Tank Cop actually got something fairly correct.
RELENA: Golf Clap?
JAY: Golf Clap.
*Everyone claps*

Felina's eyes begin to water. "Thank you Jake. Maybe he would."

She arrives at her apartment three hours later, and looks through the
rest of
her husbands things. "Well, these PlayKat magazines have to go!

TROWA: He can’t even keep perversion out of one of his POSes...

But the
other stuff can stay." The she looks at her husbands SWAT Kat uniform
hanging in the corner. "Now what about you?"

For a long time she just stares at the suit, until she comes to a
decision.

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(The Next Day)

In the underground SWAT Kat base.

[The Hanger!!!]

Jake is finally finished with the repairs to the Turbo Kat 2. "Chance
where
ever you are pal, I hope you will be with me as I fly solo."

Suddenly a voice come from behind Jake. "Who says you have to fly
solo."

Jake turns around to see Felina in Chance's SWAT Kat uniform, with a
few
adjustments to fit here better, and not be so baggy.

ROME: Hence adjusting it to fit better.

"FELINA, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" Jake asked in a surprise.

Felina looks right at Jake in a cold stare. "The names Rip Claw. I'm
your
new partner, and the new SWAT Kat."

(TO BE CONTINUED)

RELENA(Jay from MiB): No, it won’t.

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See the further adventures of Rip Claw and Razor in upcoming fanfics.
Until
next time I am Tank Cop.

JAY(Talking on a cell phone.): Yeah, just need thirty seconds, he’ll be
right back.

Remember if you wish to know how T-Bone (Chance) died read "The Ninth
Hour"
to find out.

TOM: Did you even have permission to write an ending to someone else’s
series?

[[AniMSTer exit theater]]

When they got into the briefing room, the first thing they saw was
Satan himself, with Tank Cop on a leash.

“Ah, Mister Cop. I assume you remember me and my lovely wife here...
We’re the ones that sent you to Hell before. But this time, WE won’t
be...” Jay trailed off as his guests for this occasion walked in...

“We will.” T-Bone snarled, and the two SWAT Kats began shreding Tank
Cop.

“Catch you on the flip side, Tankie... So, Lou, we still on for that
poker game tomorrow?”

“But of course, we’re still tied.” Satan said before he disappeared in
a flash of fire.

“Lou?”

“Lucifer. His first name.” Jay answered, wiping a little of Tank Cop’s
blood off his glasses, “Damn, I forgot to have popcorn for this...”

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---===---

TOM: So, he actually WANTS people to MST his fics?

JAY: Happy to oblige.

LEENA: Didn’t he use me as a MSTer once?

RELENA: Next MST, Overstreet Overload.

JAY: This is what I live for!

---===---

Less than two hours total... SHORTEST MST EVER! “If I lose, EVERYONE
LOSES!” -- Dark Kat. Praise for Tank Cop’s SECOND Death, and for his
First Death in Anime Star MST #3, I own what I own, Jay Magnus and the Anime Star, and have what money I have.

Anime Star MST #20
“Overstreet Overload”
By Turbo Magnus

Omegus VI, a backwater planet where there is no law except the law of ‘Kill or be killed.' A lone figure with draconic wings and tail, garbed in black, stepped into The Last Starfighter Lounge, then moved to the end of the bar.

“What’ll it be?”

“Zeon Mist.”

The bartender reached behind the counter and handed a tequila and a small disc to the figure, “Hope it goes well, Jay.”

Jy’mg’ns tossed back the alcohol, “Always, Rev, always.”

The Zeojin warrior walked towards the door and was stopped just inside by the Starfighter’s owner, “Jay, thanks again for setting us up here.”

“Honda, just keep my name away from the place, as always.”

“Sure thing, chief...” But Jy didn’t hear him, he was already out the door and disappearing in a shimmer of blue light.

**==

When the light condensed in the briefing room of the Anime Star, Jy’mg’ns slowly returned to his human appearance and was again Jay Magnus, the ship’s captain. Jay lifted off the cloak he had on and draped it over one of the chairs.

[Success?]

“Got it.”

[Overstreet works, including some that haven’t been released to the public yet? I don’t even WANT to know what you had to do to get those.]

“Clayton wanted them MSTed, but couldn’t run the risk of them being on an open channel, so I had a few old friends help out. They owed me one...”

[Fics loaded.]

“Call the AniMSTers.”

[[[“They out to kick somebody ass!”]]]

**==

[[AniMSTers enter theater.]

HOAG(Projection Room): Roll call!
MANA: I’m having a ball.
JAY(Singing): I am the greatest, that is a fact...
RELENA: But even I didn’t know you could kiss like THAT.
TROWA: Why did I remain on this crew?
ROME: Nothing better to do?
HOAG(PR): You’re all crazy.
[What do you think you are, a duck named Daisy?]
TOM: Let’s MST this fic.
CROW: Before Leena has a fit.
LEENA: NO MORE RHYMING, I MEAN IT!
JOK: Anybody want a peanut?

[[fic begins]]

I don't own these characters or profit from them.

A lot of people keep asking me for lemons. I can't really blame them;

LEENA: I can.

those are how I found the www.tmffa.com site in the first place. In fact when I first started writing I said I'd never write or MST a lemon. I backed

JOK(Clayton): My car into a wall.

out on that real fast. In fact I've had even people MSTing my fics say they liked my lemons and other stories. My older ones suck, but they are kind. So what do I do to honor the fans?

JAY: Kill bad lemon writers!

The people who put my fics up?

[Gensao.]

And of course the fics which have helped my writing? I'm going to write some unapproachably good lemon scenes based on four of my favorite anime series. They will be romantic of course. Not that you want a plot if you're in the lemon section. I was never into the sloppy pointless
sex stories that have nothing to do with the plot. But at the same time I'm not getting too far into the plot. Either you know it already or you're just reading those parts for the sex. If you don't want sex read my fics in some other section.
I write fairly well but for now if you want Mihoshi and Kiyone read one of my other fics. Just so you know the guy in the poll who said he never even looked at the lemons inspired this. And if I hear one complaint I'll know where you saw this!

CROW: This is a lemon? YEAH!

You have been warned. The rest of you dateless anime freaks, feel free to read on. Remember sex is a natural, normal thing and you shouldn't feel bad about this.

RELENA: WE don’t.

Keep telling your self that and maybe it'll be true. ;)

"What would humans be without love?"

ROME: Bored.

RARE
--------- Terry Pratchett

You'll go blind

CROW: If you see your parents making out on the kitchen table.

By, Clayton Overstreet


Tenchi
(Scene taken from Clayton's Fic No Need for Presents)

TOM/JAY(Trapper/Hawkeye): Presents? We love presents!

It was the evening of Ryoko and Tenchi's wedding. Tenchi had just finished a shower after falling into the lake while he and Ryoko had been dancing. He peeked out of the bathroom to see if he had a clear shot to his room.

LEENA: Don’t fire till you see the whites of his eyes!

When he didn't see anyone else he grabbed his towel and dashed for his room.

[---.]
JOK: Gah, that’s unnerving

Once inside he was inside he closed his eyes and leaned against the door with a sigh.

TOM: Who’s A Sigh and why did he lean against the door with them?

"Oh Tenchi..." Said Ryoko.
His eyes snapped open and he saw that his room was different. The wall with the door stretched out into darkness that seemed to go on for miles. He looked behind him and saw the door was gone as well.
Ryoko was laying on a king sized bed with four posts and hung with red silk. She was wearing the see-through underwear Noboyuki had gotten her.

[What’s the point of wearing underwear if it’s see-through?]

Her head is resting on one arm while her leg rubs the sheet in circles.

JAY: Translation: Ryoko is pulling a Kodachi on Tenchi, NEXT!

Tenchi gulped and said, "Uh, hi Ryoko. What happened to my room?"
Ryoko laughed and watched him hungrily. "Washu sent it away for a while. I asked her to make sure there were no

CROW:(Ryoko) More threesomes.

distractions this time." Tenchi's hand absently felt for the doorknob and Ryoko's face fell. "What's the matter Tenchi?"
Taking a deep breath he stood up and walked towards her. "No, nothing is wrong at all. I'm sorry for acting that way Ryoko."
Her smile returns, "It's okay Tenchi. I'll take it nice and slow. We have all the time we need." She rolled away from him. "But could you help me out of this? I think Noboyuki accidentally bought this a few sizes too small."

JAY: You sure it was an accident?

"Are you sure it was an accident?"

*Everyone looks at Jay, worried.*
JAY: It was obvious

"Nope. Now are you coming over here or do I have to drag you?"
Tenchi closed the rest of the distance and tugged at the bow tied behind her shoulders. As it dropped off he wiped a small bit of blood from his nose

[More things change...]
JAY: More they stay the same...

and smiled at her. Ryoko turned her body back over to face him and arched her back.
"Now Tenchi, any more complaints?"

CROW(Tenchi): Well, you DO seem a bit overdressed...

Tenchi shook his head, staring at her chest. Ryoko grabbed him and kissed him deeply. "Mmm..."

JOK(Ryoko): Tastes like chicken.

As the silk around the bed fell, closing them in, she reached down and slipped the towel from around Tenchi's waist. Pulling it away she reached out of the curtains and dropped it slowly followed by her own garment. While Tenchi stared at her face she pressed a hand into his chest and laid him onto his back with his head at the foot of the bed.
Ryoko had spent centuries as a pirate and as such had a small amount of experience.

LEENA: Bull.

She snorted at that thought and admitted she'd had a bit more than that. But not with anyone she truly loved before. This was going to be special.

CROW: But there’s no whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberries, or ice cream!

"Should I..." Tenchi began but a finger on his lips silenced him.
"Just let me start Tenchi." She said softly slowly moving down his body. Tenchi shivered as the tips of her nipples trailed over his legs and her head lay against his feet.

RELENA(Ryoko): Your feet stink.

"Have you considered odor-eaters?"
Tenchi suppressed a laugh as her hair tickled his toes. "Sorry."

JAY: “Oh yeah, Yee-haw.” We forgot, Clayton’s another MSTer.

Ryoko moved up to his ankles instead and rubbed her cheek slowly up his legs. She smiled as she saw his dick stiffen slightly

CROW: What about his Tom and Harry?
TOM: You talkin’ ‘bout me?

and moved her mouth next to it, proud of her power over his body.

[Oo, Ryoko’s pulling an AEKA on Tenchi...]

Tenchi could barely breath as she blew cool air across him and licked it with the tip of her tongue.

TOM: She licked cool air with the tip of her tongue?

Without warning she put her mouth over it. Tenchi ran his hands through her hair as her fangs softly pressed on either side moving up and down. "Ry...

CROW(Tenchi): ...oga! What did you do with Ryoko?

Ryoko!" He said softly.
With a grin that would make the Grinch jealous she pulled back just as he came. She watched for a minute before moving back up and kissed his chest. Finally she pushed both hands into him and sat up, pressing her crotch over his.
"I love you Tenchi." She whispered as their eyes closed and she slid down onto him.
"I love you too Ryoko." Can the barely audible reply as he felt his hips jerk up to meet her

JAY: Blah blah blah... I care.... blah blah... let’s have sex... blah blah blah... I love you.
.
Ryoko moaned loudly and began to purr as she rubbed her thighs into Tenchi.

ROME: “Rubbed her thighs into Tenchi...” INTO Tenchi? I don’t think that’s physically possible.

She was startled as he leaned forward and began to nibble on the underside of her right nipple. His hand sank into the flesh of her left breast and she let out another moan.
"You must have been... dieing to do that." She breathed.

TROWA: Tenchi then falls over and dies due to blood loss and having done what he was dieing to do.

Tenchi wrapped his arms around her and rolled on top, kissing along her neck as her legs locked behind him. "You have no idea." He felt her muscles twitch beneath him and saw her clit sticking up between them.
"Oh yes I do Tenchi." She held his head to her neck as he began to shake ever so softly. His balls pushed into her and she pushed back. "I've wanted you for so long. Why did you make us wait?"

JAY/RELENA/MANA(In unison): Anticipation is part of the thrill.

"No more waiting Ryoko. I promise." He felt another tightening between his legs and Ryoko gasped in pleasure.
Ryoko felt something besides his penis move into her and felt her muscles tighten around it, trying to get all he could.
"Oh gods Tenchi..." She kissed him again, sucking at his tongue and rolling back onto him so that her legs were stuck. He wasn't as stiff anymore but she was going to fix that. "We've just begun."
"I know." He said and rubbed her cheek with his hand.
A voice came from behind him as he felt someone rise out of the bed behind him. Momentarily panicked he turned and saw another Ryoko slide from behind him and spread her legs over his head. "No, you don't."

CROW: I thought she didn’t do that during sex...

His reply was muffled as she sat down. The smell wafted through his nose and he felt his tongue move as if it were a separate entity. Her clit moved against his lower lip as he pressed his fingers in on the sides and he began to stiffen again.

TROWA: Rigor Mortis is setting in...

The first Ryoko was still attached to him and moaned in stereo with the one writhing on his face. She locked her mouth over his nipple and her fangs sunk into his flesh. He moaned into the other Ryoko and she screamed back, pushing down so that he could barely breathe. Her smooth skin covered his eyes and he began to work in darkness.
They all came at the same time. Tenchi licked Ryoko trying to get every drop while the other Ryoko squeezed his dick inside her and licked up the trickle of blood from his chest. The one of his face screamed again and again as she leaned down running her hands over the first Ryoko's tight butt, scratching it with her nails. Tenchi's own hands were working their way over her breasts like they were all he could still feel.
The one on his face was suddenly gone and the one spread over his body let his hips go for a moment. A bit of sweat covered them where they had been pressed together and goose bumps rose where the air hit it. Their hands still caressed each other along their sides and legs. Tenchi smiled as Ryoko slowly tickled the underside of his balls and giggled.
"Ryoko..." He didn't even try to finish. The next moment she was on him again and words lost all meaning.


Outlaw Star

Suzuka closed her eyes and listened to the sounds echoing off the inside of the ship. Her training had increased her senses a hundred times and she could hear the smallest sounds. She could hear the hull creak. She heard Aisha's snoring and Jim typing on his computer down in the cargo hold. The mechanical sounds as Gilliam's drones did the work.
But right now she was focused on a different noise. Through the wall near her head she could hear Gene and Melfina in their room. He was kissing her again. Melfina's soft moans always got deeper as he worked his way down her neck.

JAY: Funny, same thing happens to-- MPH!
RELENA(Hand over Jay’s mouth): Quiet about that.

Suzuka knew it was pathetic. She's been in love with Gene since he'd defeated her. She would live that moment over in her head at least twice a day during her training and whenever she fought. The feel of the cool air as her kimono dropped off and her belt was ripped away.
JAY: That was one of my favorite scenes in the show.
RELENA: What?!
JAY: That was BEFORE I met you!
[(whispered, to Jay) Nice save.]

The shame as she realized that he was staring at her and that she didn't mind. She's been hoping he'd walk towards her, where she could kiss him and pull him onto her body, not caring that Jim was there watching.

LEENA: Hentai...

As Melfina's moans increased in volume Suzuka felt her fingers move down between her legs. She never wore underwear, finding that they could bunch up at inopportune moments. But there was a wet spot in the folds of her robe. She parted the thin material and found the source, her heart quickening in her chest.

TOM: What is this, The Highlander?

Her thumb rubbed over her clit to begin with and she rubbed her index and ring fingers into either side of her spreading pussy lips. Clenching her jaws tightly to avoid any sound that might alert the others to what she was doing she quickly shoved her middle finger in between them.
Jim wasn't a problem. He had a crush on Aisha and was just biding his time until he was old enough to date her.

[Ah yes, she’s pretty much immortal, isn’t she?]

Aisha was the same way but she could hear a pin drop a mile away. The one she was really worried about was Gene. She would never live it down if he heard her because that would be his first thought.

CROW: And it’d be dead on.

She wasn't sure if he would just tease her or ask her to join in. Melfina wouldn't be jealous. From what Suzuka had heard since Gene had started sleeping with her she enjoyed sex and wanted to try everything.

CROW: I don’t know, aren’t some of the positions not QUITE human-friendly?

The idea terrified her.
Her index finger slipped into her with the middle and pushed in hard. Suzuka rubbed her legs together and slipped her free hand into the bandages she used to keep her breasts from flopping around when she moved. Her fingers found a nipple and she dug a nail into it, gasping at the mix of pain and pleasure.
Her other hand was wet mow and slid into her easily. She wasn't sure when the ring finger had joined the other two but it was there. All three moved in deeper and deeper to rub at the walls of her pussy. The pussy itself closed around them and seemed to try to pull them in while her thumb
continued to massage her clit.
Then she heard Melfina let out a scream and her imagination ran wild. The things she could picture Gene doing to her were overloading her mind and she couldn't think as her pinky softly pressed into her ass.
No, she couldn't do that could she? It was disgusting. How could she live with the shame of knowing she'd done something like that to herself?

JAY: DON’T.
TROWA: Commit seppeku.

"Oh Gene yes. More!" Melfina's voice echoed through the ship. Jim probably couldn't hear it and Gilliam wouldn't care. Suzuka found her pinky had slipped inside her without even thinking about it and she moaned in shameful lust.
Gene's name caught in her throat, coming out as a whisper. She froze, trying to tell if anyone had heard her. For a brief instant she thought she detected a slight change in Aisha's snores and possible a small chuckle but it was gone a second later, drowned out by Gene and Melfina.
Her fingers began to work almost on their own and she could feel herself getting close. Her pussy tightened and she came as Melfina screamed again. Absently she brought her three middle fingers to her lips and slowly sucked them clean. Slowly as the numbness spread through her body she stood up and quietly walked to the shower, depositing her clothes in the wash for Gilliam
to do.
It was just another night aboard the Outlaw Star.

MANA: ...Anime Star...Outlaw Star... Is there a connection?
JAY: Sort of. The name just popped into my head as I was watching the show.

Big O

CROW: So the girl’s not tight?

(No that's not a pun)

Dorothy stood by Roger Smith's bed, gazing down at his face. Nobody who knew she was an android had ever treated her as an equal before. She felt things stirring in her circuitry that she'd never experienced. But he was such a louse. He'd used her as a distraction on more than one occasion. Then again he'd provided one as well. A negotiator had to make use of whatever was available to get the job done. It was who he was and she knew that, unable to fault him for it. Other times he seemed to enjoy her company, like when she played her piano.

CROW: Never heard it called that before...

She began to turn slowly so her gears would not wake him. It was nearly dawn and he would be waking up soon. If he found her staring at him as he slept he might make her leave. She didn't want that.
It was then she saw the mirror across from the bed. Roger was facing it and his eyes were glittering in the dark. "Please, don't leave on my account."

JAY(Roger): My credit maybe, but not my account.

"You are awake." She said in a deadpan voice.

MANA: Are Dorothy and Rei related...?

"Yes. I have been for quite some time." He turned to look up at her. "You've been there for a while."
She nodded and moved towards the door. "My things will be removed by this afternoon. I will not trouble you again."
His hand grasped onto her shoulder. She could have easily broken away or avoided it. Instead she stopped in the darkness and waited. "I asked you not to leave." His voice was right by her ear. Her touch and audio sensors picked up every vibration in his skin and voice. He had been naked under the covers and they were still on his bed. Something in her began to twitch and her lower lip shook a tiny bit.
He pressed into her back and tilted her head to the side. She let him as the sound of the servomotors echoed off the walls. Her face didn't change but her eyes closed, blocking out all light.
"Roger, I may be anatomically correct

TOM(Poison Ivy): Still... There’s something about an anatomically correct rubber suit...

but I am still an android." She said. "I understand that most men would prefer a real woman."
"You are a real woman Dorothy. I thought you would have known that by now." His hand was moving over her black dress. Her skin was soft but cold.

CROW: So? That’s a GOOD thing.
RELENA(Nudging Jay): This bozo sleeps when it’s cold!
JAY: I’m not a bozo. I’m the wacko, you’re the bozo. No wait, that’s Zechs, you’re the normal one of the family...
McCOY(Over intercom): Besides, it’s a physiological problem. On Zeon, the days are warm, Earth norm, but the nights are almost freezing. It’s in his nature to sleep when it’s cold.
LEENA(Sarcastic): Thanks for the biology lesson.

It covered circuits and metal, all of which was currently running with electricity.
Dorothy nodded and said, "I will not stop you."
"That isn't enough Dorothy." He said.
Somehow she knew what he meant. Roger may be a louse, but he was a gentleman too. Poise, class, looks, and manners all mattered to him. He would not go where he was not invited.

[So he’s like the vampires on Buffy, The Vampire Slayer and Angel?

"Please." Her dull voice said. Leaning forward so that her hands gripped the edge of his dresser she cursed herself for not being able to express the emotions she felt, but fear kept her back; the fear that she would end up like the insane Red Dorothy that had tried to kill them.
Even this Roger seemed to know already. His hands continued to move over her clothes and he lifted up the hem of the skirt.
"Pink silk?" He asked.

CROW: Black lace is better.
JAY: And YOU know this how? ^_^

She realized he was talking about her panties. "Norman suggested them."
"He thinks of everything." He kissed her neck and she felt him slide them down her legs. "Could you spread your legs a bit?"
She did as he asked. The panties around her ankles ripped with a soft but satisfying sound. Her temperature sensors registered a change as cool air blow over her and then comforting warmth as something firm pressed into her. Automatic responses took over, causing her to moan as she enjoyed the feel of him moving in and out of her. She felt Rogers's hands roughly squeeze her
breasts through the material of her top and more pressure where he lay across her back.
Something snapped inside of her and she found that she wanted to make noise. Not just let the programmed responses dictate her actions. Her hips moved with him and she found her voice.
"Please don't stop. I love you Roger."
He kisses her behind the ear and held her tighter as if he'd been waiting for her to stop. "I know Dorothy. Me too."
"You won't say it will you?" More emotion leaked into her voice. Not anger, but mirth. "You are such a louse."

[Anyone know any good Han Solo/Leia jokes?]

"Yeah, I know." He pushes in one more time and she called out his name. Her thighs rubbed together and she leaned forward more so he could go deeper.

JAY(Singing): Going deeper underground...

Over her shoulder she could see the mirror. His naked body was pressed into her pale ass and she could see a grin on his face. She realized there was a smile on her own face too. Her lips were parted in pleasure as she moved her waist with his thrusts. She felt something brush against her
internal sensors and realized he had finished. A switch flicked in her and she felt the intense pleasure she had been programmed for.
It wasn't until hours later when they both lay naked in his bed that it happened. Dorothy was resting her power cells as she absorbed sunlight for energy.

ROME: A solar powered artifical lifeform? Very interesting...
[No one ever wants to associate with Pilot Candidate characters... Don’t see why, I don’t have a problem with them...]

It looked remarkably like sleep so she understood how Roger could be fooled. Her face was back to normal as the golden light moved over her. But it happened and that memory would be with her forever.
"I love you Dorothy."


Bastard!!

JAY: YOU KILLED KENNY!!!

Yoko woke in the night to find Lusche sleeping in her bed again. The last time this had happened Gara had come into her room and kidnaped her. Now the ninja slept in a room at the castle as well, which he was sharing with Arshes Nei the Thunder Empress. It was funny to think that the small boy she had grown up with was Dark Schneider. The man she'd grown up hearing horrible stories about. The same man who had tried to kill her father.
So why did she keep thinking about him?

[Cause it’s in the script?]

If he were ever freed forever would Lusche disappear? Was it right that she got just a little jealous
whenever she heard him talk about his past girlfriends or his plans to take all the women in the world for himself?
Gently she shook Lusche's shoulder. "Lusche, wake up. I need to talk to you."
The boy yawned and for a brief moment cat-like ears appeared on his head before vanishing. "Oh hi Yoko. Do you want me to go back to my room now?"
"No, I just wanted to ask you something. You know about Dark Schneider and how he's part of you right?"

JAY: Like Yami and Yugi?

"Yeah, you told me a couple times and I remember when he was fighting that lady with the blue hair I think I talked to him."
"But he's you right? Doesn't it scare you that one day you could be gone and he'll be the only thing left?" She asked.
Lusche thought about it for a minute, but shook his head. "I don't think it works like that. When I change it's like I'm remembering things that I'd forgotten. It's still me. When I'm like this though it's like something I should know is just not there."

JAY: I’ve know people who’ve been in that situation... Prime, Rodimus...

He looked down. "It scares me sometimes. I think I'd rather just be him all the time."
"But..."
He suddenly looked up and smiled at her. "It's alright Yoko. I know it's up to you what happens and I trust you."
Yoko felt her throat tighten up then and a tear trickled down her cheek. "You would trust me like that? To decide who you'll be forever?"

JOK: For in the end, there can be only one...

Lusche nodded. "Of course Yoko. You always know what's best. I think he knows that too. Neither of us would know what to do without you Yoko."
"But what do you really want Lusche?"
He was silent for a moment and then his right eye glowed red. The voice of Dark Schneider spoke with Lusche's. "I want to be free. I want to have my powers. But most of all I want you to be happy. So if you truly do not wish to give up Lusche I will not ask you to, even if we are the same person. I love you Yoko."

JAY: Ono or Kanno?
LEENA: Yoko Kanno?
[Did the music for Cowboy Bebop.]

"I love you too." She whispered.
Something about her must have given away her decision. Trust Lusche to notice whatever it was. He placed a hand on her cheek to wipe away the tears that were flowing more freely. "Goodbye Yoko."
"Goodbye Lusche." She leaned forward and softly kissed him.
Yoko sat back and watched Lusche as he nodded his goodbye. Slowly his shoulders began to grow and the long white hair fell over his face. Bones popped into place and the mattress sank in as Dark Schneider appeared.

JAY: My transformation’s cooler when I do it all the way, human in appearance and function to pure Zeojin, not the hybrid form I normally change to...

He stretched and threw his hair back over his shoulder. Looking down at Yoko as she curled up on her corner of the bed his self assured smirk moved across his lips allowing his fangs to peek out. "Thank you Yoko, but you know you don't have to do this now."
Yoko laughed and shook her head. "You've never been that patient Lusche... do I still call you that?"
"I'd like it if you did." He said. "And no, with anyone else I wouldn't have been this patient. Arshes was a child when I met her so that doesn't count. She's my daughter after all."

ALL(Minus Crow): SICK!

"But you did sleep with her... and who knows how many others." She said with a frown. "Maybe I should turn you back into Lusche."
"Yoko, you weren't even born then." He said. "Show a little slack here."
"And you haven't been hitting on the princess?" She asked trying to ignore the fact that he was naked.

JAY: What’s that black spot, don’t he have the gear?
He rubbed the back of his head. "Not really. I've just been teasing a bit." Yoko sniffed and turned away. "Don't be like that Yoko."


RELENA(Yoko): Ok, which Yoko do you want me to be like?

She kept staring at the wall. Her legs were shaking beneath the sheet and she couldn't bring herself to look at him. She knew what she was about to do would take away something from her as well as Lusche. Her father would definitely not be pleased especially since Dark Schneider would no longer be under control.
Yoko gasped as two strong hands closed on her shoulders and moved down her arms.
"Just say the word Yoko and I'll stop." He whispered. "For you I would stop."
His mouth found her neck and she didn't say anything, even as his tongue slowly licked up to her ear lobe. Instead she finally turned to look at him. He smiled at her as her eyes moved over his body.
"Why are there always shadows there?"

TOM(Dark Schneider): I don’t get along with the Vorlons.

She asked looking between his legs.
"I'm not allowed a little modesty?" She snorted. "Well really I find girls like a bit of mystery. But then again what was it you said the first time you released me? That you were eighty percent pure?"

ROME: Do we want to know about the other twenty percent?

Yoko blushed but kept her eyes down. "What can I say?" Her hand shot forward into the shadows between his legs and disappeared.
Dark Schneider's eyes bulged out as he watched in shock as she felt around and finally grabbed him. He was even more surprised when she jumped onto his lap and spread her legs. "Yoko what..."
She smiled at him as her hand massaged his dick and balls, hidden by darkness. "You aren't the only one who wants this Lusche. You think just because I know better than to let you get what you want means I don't want it too?"
He just laughed and smiled as she quickly lowered herself onto him, her hand guiding him to her completely unseen. It didn't hurt nearly as much as she'd thought it would. Her first time by herself it had been very painful. Instead this simply felt... good.

ROME: We didn’t want to know.
CROW: Actually...
ROME: *With Hoag training the Autoguns on Crow* We DIDN’T want to know, DID WE?

"You always surprise me Yoko." He said and moved in to kiss her.
"Are you sure you won't..." She started as her legs tightened around his.
His grin never faltered. "Let's find out."
She kissed him then. His tongue moved passed her teeth and as she put her own into his mouth she knew that he was not going to change again.

JAY: So the dude changes form whenever he gets kissed by a virgin? That must suck. I’d prefer a Jusenkyo curse.
RELENA: What about your problem of whenever someone doesn’t know anything about one of your favorite shows you start acting like one of the characters from it?
JAY: Do YOU have a problem with it?
RELENA: Not really. But you as Kuno is eerie...
JAY: Just because I know the guy well enough to get the impression exactly right.
RELENA: Yes, but still, even if it does fit, you called Heero the “Foul Sorceror Yuy”!

Tears fell from her eyes to his cheeks as she pulled him into her and moaned.
"I wish we could stay like this forever." She said.
He nodded and rubbed her cheek with his hand. She always felt like a tiny doll whenever she was near him. "I will teach you Yoko. We can do so many things together."
"You never told anyone why you set out to conquer the world. Not even Arshes." She said. Her knees buckled and she practically fell onto him. He didn't stop though, even when she did.

JOK(Schneider): I was bored.

"Do you really want to know Yoko?" He asked. Her lips were on his jaw as she nodded to him. "Because it was a challenge. I wanted to be the best, but I didn't want to keep the kingdoms down. If I left they could build back up and I could fight them again later."
"And the women?" Her voice asked into his neck.
"Do you have to ask?" He said and kissed her again.
She shook her head and pressed herself into his chest. "No... I guess not."


Nightwalker: Midnight Detective (Directly after the last scene of the last
episode)

JAY: Damn, I want to see that series...

"I keep telling you I don't regret anything." Riho said softly.
Shido smiled and turned to her. It was a fairly large coffin and they could see each other perfectly. "I suppose that is the best attitude to have. I've never managed it."
"Well you have to remember I'm a fun loving college girl." She whispered to him. Her cold hands traced shapes over his chest.
"You mean you've..." He started.
Riho laughed and nodded. "Well I am nineteen Shido."
"Oh. Uh sorry I just never thought."
"Actually I think you think too much." She said. "You need to learn to have fun.
They kissed then and cut their tongues on each other's fangs. The blood swam between their lips as their ice cold skin touched. Riho felt goose bumps move between their bodies as she pressed closer to Shido.
Riho straddled him and without warning bit into his throat. Shido let out a moan and snarl before biting her back. They both knew that sex had it's place, but to a vampire the blood was what mattered.
As she let her hips ride him and pushed down Riho bit down Shido's arm and watched as his wound healed and more blood filled her mouth.
At the same time he was pulling back and sank his fangs into her breast. Riho giggled in pleasure as he began sucking at her. He was rewarded with a mouth full of blood and milk.
When they were done both of them were full and covered in sticky blood and other fluids. As the sun rose outside and they drifted off to sleep Riho licked her lips and said, "I could never regret this Shido. I promise."

[Ain’t that sweet?]

A little green head peeked out of Shido's hair and laughed. "Aw, isn't that so sweet?"

JAY: Okay.....

"Goonie, get out!" Shido yelled and grabbed the fairy by her wings. He lifted up the top of the coffin and tossed her out. With a loud crack it’s slammed down and shut tightly.
"Some people have no sense of humor." Goonie said and flew away.

RELENA(Victor Melling): Both painful and grotesque.

Author's note

Don't worry, I'll wait while you clean the screen off.

JAY: Very funny, Clayton. I’m laughing on the inside.

And the keyboard...
don't forget that spot on the wall near the ceiling.

CROW: You’d need good aim...

Done?

ALL: Yes.

Okay so what did you think?

JAY: Well, of the serieses I know, the scenes were ok, but on the ones I don’t, (Cmdr. Feral) “No comment.”

Usually I do lesbians cause that's what people want but the mood just didn't strike me.
JOK(Umpire): Youuuuuuuuu’re OUT!

I thought this might at least cover enough for everyone to get something out of it. You probably enjoyed yourself or else you wouldn't be here reading this. Please tell me what you think at clayton_n@hotmail.com or fanficauthor2002@yahoo.com and please feel free to MST any of my fics.

JAY: Always do. Always do.

[[Fic Two]]

So what do you do when all the good characters and stories are taken?

JAY: I chose from series no one likes and old comics. That is, Megami Koehosei for the show, and Gammarauders being the comic.

-----Clayton Overstreet

Quote from Pojo's EZ board:
Takato: (Walks into Yugi's grandfather's store) Do you have any Digimon cards?

JOK(Yugi’s Grandpa): NO, WE AIN’T GOT NO DIGIMON CARDS!

Yugi's Grandfather: (Pulls his shotgun from behind the counter and points it at him) Get... out... NOW!!!


MSTers

Clayton Overstreet
Aisha Clan-Clan

Aisha: Hey where's everybody else?
Clayton: They were all grabbed by other MSTs.
Aisha: So what are we going to do?
Clayton: I'm going to grab some people off my Bastard!! DVD
Aisha: But almost nobody saw that!

TOM: Not even me...
[Nor me...]
JAY: Triple up...
[Hold it, auto update data dump coming in... downloading to Tom and Koeing. Jay, you getting it from the wolf?]
JAY: Ready and Steady. Feel sorry for Darsch... At least I would if not for the last fic...

Clayton: Well whom do you suggest?
Aisha: Look at least get Gluko back. Arshes isn't exactly a barrel of laughs.
Clayton: Deal (Plugs in the DVD)

Dark Schneider (Evil wizard/hero)
Yoko (His girlfriend and priestess)
Ninja Master Gara
Gluko (Monkole knights)

Gluko: Yay! Mihoshi stories!
Darsch: (Glares at Clayton and begins to glow) You brought Yoko here?!?
Gara: To this dark, secluded theater, in an alternate dimension from her father and any meddling "virgin" guards?

CROW(Dark Schneider): How can I ever thank you?

Darsch: Oh yeah...
Yoko: Watch it Lusche!
Darsch: Sorry Yoko
Aisha: I like her
Clayton: Good. Now is everybody ready?

ALL: Yes.

Gara: Is this a lemon?

ALL(Minus Crow): NO!
CROW: YES!

Clayton: Nope. This time I want to prove I'm the best.

JAY: MST BOTH Kanashii no Imi and Kagato’s Little Secret, then get back to me.

Gluko: A real challenge huh?
Clayton: You better believe it

[(Clayton) ALL of Aikan Muyo!!!]

Aisha: What brings this on?
Clayton: (Evil grin) Ryoko got Tenchi in the Manga. I feel like celebrating.
Darsh: What? For certain?
Clayton: Yep. It's over. No more polls over who he'll pick, no more pointless Aeka gets Ryoko stories... none of it.

CROW: Oh, ye young innocent...

Yoko: So what are we MSTing?
Clayton: One of my fics. One I told everyone was completely unMSTable.

RELENA: Nothing’s unMSTable to us.

It made people cry.
Gara: Ha!

I don't own these characters. Never claimed to. And am not making a dime off of it.

Darsh: Ah, it's your earlier work.

True happiness: The perfect fan fic
By, Clayton Overstreet and his muse

RELENA: Aisha.
TROWA: Ryoko.
TOM: Sakura.
JOK: SakuYa.
JAY: Rini.
RELENA, TROWA, JOK, and TOM(To Jay): You win.

Aisha: Won't she be pissed with you for this?
Clayton: I feel my muse is still helping me

Ryoko sat on the dock, absently twirling her toes in the cool lake water and watching the

JAY: Koi circle slowly, hoping to be fed.

ripples. From behind her she heard foot steps on the wooden planks and felt a had touch her
shoulder.

Yoko: You said no pointless Aeka Ryoko sex!

CROW: What if it HAS a point?

She looked up and saw Tenchi smiling down at her, "Ryoko, I think we need to talk." She blushed slightly, "If it's about that hole in the living room wall I'm sorry. Ayeaka and I had

JAY: “Ayeaka.” That’s a new spelling to me...

another fight and..."

Gara: And Sasami made the perfect weapon
Yoko: You do remember she's a god right (Thunder rolls over the area)

MANA: Goddess, actually.

Gara: Sorry

He shook his head, "No Ryoko, it's not about that; not exactly." He sat down next to her, letting his own feet dangle into the water. "I wanted to talk to you about...

CROW(Tenchi): Us doing the bedroom shuffle.

well about us actually." Ryoko raised and eyebrow and was about to ask what he meant when
he held up his hand, "Please, let me finish before you say anything, ok?" Ryoko nodded still a
little unsure of what was happening. Tenchi smiled gratefully and continued, "You know I love
all of you girls.

Darsh: Well except Aeka. She's just creepy

You're all family to me.

Gluko: Aeka's definition of family or someone else's?

[Jay, wait a tick, if Juraian royal family members marry within the royal family, then couldn’t Aeka start dating VJ?]
JAY(Vegeta): You ARE evil, oh Havoc-taijin.
[No, no, you’re who I’m based on, YOU are the evil one, oh Jay-sama.]
JAY: No, no, I INSIST, YOU are the TRULY EVIL one.
[Well, if you insist.]

Except you Ryoko.

Aisha: Well time for her to pack

You're more than family to me. I honestly and truly think I love you. But..."
Ryoko was shocked. Tenchi had just told her he loved her.

Clayton: Yep
All: (Conga line) Ryoko got Tenchi, Ryoko got Tenchi, Ryoko got Tenchi...

It took her a second to realize just what had happened, "But what Tenchi?" He smiled and held her hand, "But you need to realize it too. You have to accept that I care about you Ryoko." Ryoko shook her head confused, "But Tenchi, I do care about you.

Gara: Just ask Kagato
Gluko: Got an Ouija board?
I love you Tenchi." Tenchi nodded and squeezed her hand slightly.
"I know you do Ryoko. That's not what I said. What you have to admit to
yourself is that I love YOU." Tears fell from Ryoko's cheeks. Tenchi reached up and wiped them away. "I know you haven't exactly had a chance to love anyone before Ryoko and you aren't used
to it.

Darsch: Not that she hasn't tried... I've seen the hentai

LEENA: Havoc, Item R12-TD1. (Suddenly a special, blue shimmering mallet appears in her hand. Leena reaches it THROUGH the screen and slams it down on Dark Schneider’s head, THE UPPER ONE!)
YOKO(From Clayton’s MST): THAT’S MY JOB!

Yoko: (Hits him) Knock it off pervert!

Neither am I. All the people I've ever loved have been family. And you didn't even have that before you came here."
Ryoko took in a deep breath and hugged Tenchi close to her. Tenchi looked down,

Gara: That a boy!

"I'm sorry Ryoko. I didn't tell you this to make you cry.

Gluko: (As the gingerbread man) Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

JAY(Lord Farquaad): TELL ME WHERE THE OTHERS ARE!

I just wanted you to know that no matter what, I will always love you. I don't feel this way about anyone else. You have nothing to fight with Ayeaka

Yoko: Ayeaka? Sounds like you're clearing your throat

[(Lone Star) You can read it?]
JAY(Yogurt): No, I was just clearing my throat.

over. Do you understand?"

Aisha: Can you repeat the question Alex?

Ryoko nodded and sobbed lightly into his chest. Her tears leaving stains on his shirt.

Clayton: Well some bodily fluid anyway

Then taking a deep and labored breath she pulled away. "Tenchi, can I tell you something?" Tenchi smiled and nodded, "Anything Ryoko." Ryoko bit her bottom lip and looked at him, "You can't tell this to anyone else ok?

[Good thing I record these things so Jay doesn’t have to transcribe them anymore.]
JAY: Yeah, I had to do that during the WHOLE FIRST SEASON!

All: (Hold up tape recorders)

Washu and Ryo-oki don't even know about this... or at least they didn't until now." Tenchi nodded, a concerned look on his face, "I promise Ryoko." Breathing slowly Ryoko turned back to the lake and looked off into the distance.
"You were wrong about one thing Tenchi, I did once love before I met you.

Clayton: Damn and I complained about 'Wanting more' being over written

You know most of what Kagato did to me. The beatings, the mind games, and the raids he made
me go on.

Darsch: (As Steven Spielberg) I need the Ark for a movie I'm doing
Aisha: (As Lara Croft) Send her but let me take the credit and I'll pay you a lot of money

But there was something he did that nobody else knows about."

Gara: I knew he wore women's underwear under that robe thing of his!

TOM: Anyone want to bet Kagato and Kuja are brothers? Or brother and sister, or maybe sisters?

Tenchi listened intently, staring at Ryoko's unfocused eyes. "On one raid, I came across a frivet nest. Frivets are small little animals a lot like the mice on this world, only with six legs and neon blue fur. They are sentient and very friendly. There was one baby in the nest, and I could see the
mother dead near by. I took the baby out and held it in my hand. Kagato had never actually said
that I wasn't to have a pet, so I slipped it into my pocket and took it back with me. I never told
Kagato about it though. For two years, I raised it. Gave it food from the scant rations Kagato
allowed me. It slept on my pillow. After Kagato's beatings it would comfort me and cuddle up with me." The tears fell faster and more frequently down Ryoko's cheek.
"I never did give it a name, afraid that somehow Kagato would pick it out of my mind. But
through that whole time he was my one true friend. My family. Then one day Kagato came to
my room. He told me he knew about the frivet and ordered me to bring it before him. I did as he
asked, carrying it cuddled in my hands. It was shaking well aware of who Kagato was and what
he was most likely going to do to it." Tenchi bit his lip in expectation of what was to come, but
what Ryoko said next was worse than anything he imagined.

All: Oh crap

"Kagato looked at him and petted him. Then turned to me and smiled. He said, 'Ryoko you
shouldn't have kept this from me. This thing has been keeping you from fighting at your best.
You need to learn what happens when you care about something enough that you no longer
want to fight.' Then he ordered me to kill the frivet myself."

Gara: Oh that's sick
Clayton: I know... I'm the one who thought it up... or maybe it was my muse.
Yoko: This is so wrong

JAY: Amen...

Tenchi was in shock, "You mean he used his mind control like when he made you attack me?" Ryoko looked at him and slowly shook her head. "No Tenchi. This was worse than that. I was his then Tenchi. He owned me at that point. He told me exactly how to kill it. First by twisting off his
legs, then by breaking his back. Finally as I reached to break his neck, the frivet looked up at me and nodded. He licked my finger and cuddled my hand just before I..." Ryoko leaned forward and
sobbed, unable to continue. Tenchi wrapped his arms around her and held her close, letting her
cry.

Gluko, Yoko, and Gara: (Burst into tears)

ROME, MANA, RELENA, and JAY: *Follow suit*

Aisha: (Sniffles, her lip trembling and looks away from the screen)
Darsch: That does it! He's giving us white haired evil guys a bad name!
(Uses a spell and brings Kagato to them)
Kagato: What? A second ago I was being sliced in half...
Darsch: (Chanting) May the fires of hell become my sword and strike you down. Venom!
Kagato: (Scream in agony as his body is splattered around the room by the spell)

JAY: No, I got a better one. *Pulls out and talks on his Red Cell Phone, the direct line to Beelzebub, then Kagato appears between them and the screen.* So, Kagato, you like forcing people under your control to kill poor little animals? (Slips off his vest and shirt and shifts into his Zeojin form) *Snarls* Care to see the animals get even? *Kagato begins to try and escape, with Jay casually stalking after him.*
RELENA: JAY! *Jay turns to face her.* Don’t get blood on the theater carpet.
JAY: Fine with me... *Grim grin. Continues stalking Kagato until he’s trapped in a corner, then proceeds to twist off his arms, legs, and break his back.* I’m gonna be nice and NOT break your neck. You’re a vain person, well, *Pulls out a green materia* “Brush off vanity and show reality, ULTIMA!”
*The resulting explosion and devastation is, in a word, extreme.*
JAY(Returning to his human form and seat, and putting his vest and shirt back on.): Least this time I remembered to shed the shirt, I lose more shirts by forgetting to than any other way...
KOEING(Over intercom): #Not bad Dragon-Boy... I liked it...#

Others: (Wipe their faces off then applauded)
Finally Ryoko's breathing became normal and she felt Tenchi holding her. "That was just before
he sent me to attack Jurai.

Gluko: Time for the back-story

That's why Yosho was able to beat me, I didn't want to win. I let him chase me down. When he didn't kill me, instead sealing me away in the cave, I figured I would do the job for him. But I couldn't. No matter how much I let my body decay Yosho's damn machine kept me alive. So instead I left my body. I watched the centuries pass around me. Then one day a girl was born. She grew up around here, would come by a lot. I watched her, saw a young man court her. Then she left. One day she returned, with a small baby on her back. The baby saw me, smiled at me. It reminded me of my frivet, how he would react when I came back to my room.
"As the boy grew, we played together at the shrine, but over time he lost the ability to see me.

Yoko: Puberty always makes boys less fun
The men: Hey!
Yoko: (Kisses Darsh. He doesn't turn into Lusche) Huh? What happened?
Darsch: Clayton has a new lemon coming out. (Evil grin) No more kissing transformations (Kisses her back)
Clayton: Though I am thinking of having a crossover fic where Lusche goes to Yu-gi-oh

I didn't care. When his mother died, he came to the cave, to me, for comfort. I tried my best to
hold him, to tell him it was alright. He couldn't see me though." Tears fell from Tenchi's eyes, a
combination of pain from remembering his mother's dead,

Aisha: Dead what?

TROWA: Her dead son when Aeka finds out about this talk...

Clayton: I think I meant death. Anyway I always got his mother and grandmother confused.

and sadness for Ryoko. "Then you came and freed me Tenchi. But when you saw me you were afraid, and you hurt me. It was too much. That was why I attacked you Tenchi. I had actually grown to believe what Kagato had said. I had to fight someone Tenchi.

JAY(Ranma): I gotta fight, and I gotta fight alla time... ...Alla time...

And when Ayeaka came and attacked it gave me the only way I had to fight someone I didn't care about." Tenchi held her and rubbed her hair, "Ryoko, Kagato was wrong. And he is dead. If he
weren't at this point I'd make him wish he were for what he's done to you..."

Gluko: (Peels some Kagato off the wall) He's dead

JAY(Glancing at the scorched floor, walls, ceiling, and chairs caused by his Ultima spell.): Most definitely dead.
Clayton: (Turns on the sprinklers to clean them all off)

Ryoko put her fingers on his lips, "No Tenchi, no. You aren't like that. But if you want, I will do my best to change." Now it was Tenchi's turn to interrupt, "No Ryoko. I don't want you to change. You wouldn't be the girl I love if you did. I just want you to calm down a bit, and only fight when there is a reason. There is no reason for you to fight with Ayeaka anymore. I love you and nothing anyone will ever do will change that alright?"

JAY: You haven’t seen what I have a spool of in Grey 17... ^_^
TOM: Red String of Fate?
JAY: Yep. Ranma version, not the pathetic type from Shin. ^_^
TOM: Ah, the “Red Thread of Dread...”

Ryoko smiled and nodded. Tenchi leaned forward and pressed his forehead to hers, "Now
about that hole in the living room..." Ryoko smiled and bit her lip

Aisha: Off
Gluko: It'd just grow right back

, "Ok Tenchi, Ill go see Washu about getting it fixed." She kissed him on the lips and teleported away.

Darsh: Without humping him?

ROME: Not everyone’s a nymphomanic. *Looks over to see Jay and Relena kissing* Well, ALMOST not everyone...

Gara: Yeah right
Clayton: Hey the only sex he's ever had in any series was with a dead girl. Cut me some slack

Ayeaka was furious.

JOK: How could she be Ayeaka if she was Furious?

Why did she have to go out for groceries. She was a princess. And it left Ryoko at home alone with Tenchi. Not that Tenchi would ever fall for that creature,

Yoko: Of course not...
Gluko: No way
Aisha: Never going to happen

*KA-PLOOT!*
[Sarcasm meter just blew...]
MANA: How can you tell?
[It’s sitting right beside you.]
*Mana turns, sees Tom’s headless body, and SHRIEKS! A grabber-machine claw slides in on a rail, installs a new head, and leaves.*


but the things Ryoko could force him to do.

Gara: Hey I like they way she thinks (Buckles over as Yoko kicks him in the balls)
Yoko: Don't make me tell Arshes
Gara: Bitch
Darsch: What was that Gara?
Gara: (Glares at both of them) Never mind

As she walked along the road home she at least wished she knew how to drive a car. She owned a space ship but driving something that

JAY: Ride a bike. It works for Belldandy-sama.

wasn't directly controlled by her mind escaped her as much as cooking had Ryoko. But it was
her turn and it was either live under a house by Tenchi's rules, or go back to Jurai.

Darsch: Or my personal favorite, blowing up the house

LEENA: I like this guy’s style...

As she crested the hill she looked towards the house and saw Ryoko through the hole in the
wall. She had just entered Washu's lab. Looking around Ayeaka saw Tenchi out on the dock,
with his feet sticking into the water. She almost went over to talk to him when she remembered
that the eggs and ice cream needed to be put in the refrigerator. Sighing heavily she lugged the
bags to the kitchen.
When she got there Sasami smiled and began putting everything away,

Aisha: For crying out loud let the girl out of the damn kitchen!

RELENA: Does she remind you of Alan from Bryan’s early MSTs?
JAY: Why yes, I believe she does.

Clayton: (holds up something Sasami cooked) Okay but she won't be cooking any more...
Aisha: On second thought the experience is probably good for her (Takes the food and begins eating)
Clayton: Anyway in the manga they let her out and she got hiccups. The others convinced her that if she got to 100 she'd die
All: Awww...

and asked Ayeaka to help just before she made it out the door. Ayeaka turned back and started
putting things away. "Sasami, anything...um interesting happen today?"
TOM(Sasami): We’re both out of the running. Tenchi picked Ryoko.

Sasami thought about it for a second. She'd seen Tenchi and Ryoko on the dock, but much as she didn't like lying to her sister she knew that mentioning that would only cause problems, "No, not really. Just another quiet day on planet Earth. Except when Ryo-oki got into a fight with her reflection in the glass door. It was so cute.

All: Awe...

You should have seen it Ayeaka."
Ayeaka smiled, She had seen Ryo-oki's fights with the door before. Lately she had been
spending a lot of time in her toddler form, but did on occasion turn into the little cabbit she was.

Aisha: Remember when she came for an MST?
Clayton: Yeah. She has a very foul mouth

For some reason she almost never took on her adult form though. Ryo-oki had explained to
Sasami that it just wasn't worth it considering that Ryoko and Ayeaka might see her as
competition for Tenchi.

JOK: If Noboyuki brought home the Mona Lisa, Aeka’d see her as a threat...

Earlier when Sasami had seen Tenchi and Ryoko on the dock Ryo-oki had been crying and
she had heard an echoing sound from Washu's lab. She had asked Tsunami about it but the
goddess also had a tear in her eye and told her that she didn't want to know.

LEENA(Tsunami): You want to know what it is? *Mana, as Sasami, nods. Leena, as Tsunami shakes her head.* You don’t want to know what it is.

Gluko: That's right (Sniffle) poor little frivet

Sasami believed her. Looking at Ayeaka as she absently put the cans away Sasami saw her sister. A person who really did care about others, but had been taught to hold her emotions in. Sasami

RELENA(Pointing to Jay, who is currently reenacting the frivet’s death on a life sized anatomically correct Sakuya doll and combining it with pieces of her rape/death scene in Kagato’s Little Secret.): On the other hand, my husband is a very emotional person... and I wouldn’t have him any other way.

shook her head and gave thanks to Tsunami that she had gotten out before it had happened to
her. "You're welcome Sasami." Sasami grinned when she heard the voice in her head. Since merging with Tsunami, evening prayers had taken on a whole new meaning.

Yoko: (As Tsunami) Yes I'll bless them all, now will you quit bugging me?

Ayeaka glanced at Sasami and saw her usual satisfied grin. She often wondered why her
sister always insisted on doing the chores and cooking around here.

All: The writer has nothing else for her to do!

She was a princess and had she asked their father would have sent servants to do that for her. But
Sasami was totally against the idea. She said that doing chores relaxed her and she enjoyed the
comments the others made on her cooking.

JAY(Iron Chef Judge): I was pleasantly surprised, at first I thought the Sweetfish and trout would be too much, but they accentuated each other perfectly. Although, the roe was a little overpowering for a side.

Clayton: (As Tenchi) What the hell's in this shit?

After she had asked, "Would you rather I let Ryoko cook again?" Ayeaka had dropped the subject.

Darsh: I'm immortal and I wouldn't want to chance that.

RELENA: There’s a reason Jay, myself, and Leena do the cooking: We’re the only ones on board who can cook.

Gara: Might as well eat mermaid flesh

By the time they were done putting things away Tenchi was gone from the dock and his
gardening tools were gone too. Ayeaka sighed and sat down on the couch, turning to the
afternoon soap opera.

TOM: All My Fiancees, the soap opera version of Ranma.

Aisha: This is a soap opera

In Washu's lab Ryoko was walking down the long hallway that lead to where Washu worked.
Of course when Washu wanted to use the door or bring someone in herself the door opened
directly to her. And for some Reason it did the same thing when Mihoshi used it.

TOM: Anybody want to bet that Mihoshi and Washu ARE related and the door responds to a gene that wasn’t given to Ryoko, but Mihoshi’s family line did receive?
ROME: Actually, that makes sense. And it WOULD explain why Washu’s lab would respond to Mihoshi like it would her, but not to no one else.

But when someone wanted to see her on their own, they had to work for it.

Clayton: Now did I make this a hentai scene or not... I can't remember
Ryoko knew better than to try to fly or teleport in here. She had found out about Washu's little force field that time the Mass had escaped.

Gluko: Actually that zapping thing looked like fun

On the plus side it gave her a chance to think. Tenchi had told her he loved her and she had
told him about the darkest moment in her life.

[(Rodimus Prime) Light our darkest hour...]

She knew what he had meant by accepting that he loved her. By fighting with Ayeaka over him meant that he was still up for grabs and that he might choose Ayeaka. But that was not going to happen.

Darsh: Yeah, but everyone knew that

No matter what he was hers. She and Tenchi both knew that she loved him. Would do anything for him, but the simple fact that someone loved her, despite that she knew it was true, was somehow hard to hold onto.

ROME: The humanoid brain defines existence by pain, without the pain of not knowing, it’s hard to accept.

She knew that Washu and Ryo-oki had heard every word she had said. She could feel
Ryo-oki trying to comfort her, but Washu had cut off the link before Ryoko had even formed the
words for Tenchi. Ryoko finished taking the third left and turned around the way she had come,
only to find herself in Washu's lab. All around her were tanks with all kinds of strange animals.

JOK: Look, the Animaniacs!
JAY: Arachnids...
[Are those Swarm?]

Gara: Hey look, it's Elvis!
Gluko: I think Washu breeds tentacle monsters for anime series

The tank the Mass had been kept in was now empty. Walking up behind Washu she tried to be
as quiet as she could, "Um... Washu? Tenchi sent me to see if you could maybe fix the hole in
the living room?"
Washu's voice came from the other side of her chair, "I already fixed it while you were walking
in here." Ryoko could only see Washu's hair, but for some reason Washu's voice sounded
strange. She waked around Washu's chair and looked at her face. Washu's eyes were blood
shot. She was biting her lip.

Yoko: It's genetic

When she saw Ryoko she looked away. Her voice came back to Ryoko again, "I'm happy that Tenchi and you have gotten together Ryoko." Ryoko put her hand on Washu's shoulder, "Did you want him that much?" Washu shook her head. "No Ryoko. I did consider it,

Clayton: You grew three feet higher, two feet in the chest, then rubbed against him

but gave that up a long time ago. No Ryoko, that's not why I am crying."
Ryoko waited patiently for a minute. "Is it because of what I told Tenchi? Is that it?" Washu
paused for a moment and shook her head, "No, that's only part of it. Do you know why I made
you Ryoko?"

JAY: On a dare?

Aisha: Party game?

Ryoko nodded, "Because Kagato wanted a weapon." Washu turned and looked at Ryoko. Her eyes still blood shot, now were hard. "Ryoko I made you before I was taken by Kagato. Do you remember when I told you about my son? The one who was taken from me along with my husband?"

Darsh: The one that looks remarkably like Mihoshi's grandfather...

Ryoko nodded. "Well he was barely a month old when that happened. He never even learned to talk. I never heard him call me 'Mom'." Ryoko listened as Washu's voice cracked, "I made you so that I could have a daughter, a baby. Someone who I could love and who would love me. Who would call me 'Mother'. When you were finally done Kagato took you from me, locking me away on his ship. Both my children were gone. My reason for becoming human in the first place was gone."

RELENA(Crying): It’s... so sad...
*Jay wraps his arms around her to comfort her.*

Ryoko looked at her in surprise, "Becoming human? You weren't always..." Washu shook her
head. "I was once a goddess Ryoko. Tsunami's sister in fact. I gave up my power to become
human so that I would know what it was like to love someone.

JAY(Holding Relena): It’s a feeling like no other... *Lets her go.*
RELENA: I’d drink to that if I drank. *Gives Jay a peck on the cheek.*
MANA: Geez, It’s like you two are joined at the lips...
CHEWY(Over Com): DON’T YOU GET MY DAUGHTER OUT OF CHARACTER!
MANA: WOO! On the lips, come on, on the lips!
JAY(Elvis as Chad Gates in Blue Hawaii): You call that a kiss? *Kisses Relena with all his heart
and soul.* Now THAT’s a kiss.
RELENA(Maile Duval): My French blood tells me to argue with you and my Hawaiian blood tells me not to, and they’re battling it out inside me.
JAY(Elvis as Chad Gate): And I’ve never seen a more beautiful battleground.
RELENA(Maile Duval): You win, soldier. *Throws her arms around his neck and kisses him.*
TROWA: I think Mana was right about them being joined at the lips.

Gara: Right...
Clayton: Well she is... her reasons I don't know so I guessed

I put all my power into your gems, wiped my memory for the first twenty thousand years of my life. I thought that by then I would be dead and my powers returned as I entered the after life. But no, I lived. and I did so without my children." Washu cried and leaned forward in her chair. "And now, thanks to him, when you do call me mom you say it with such disgust..." Ryoko put her arm
around Washu's shoulder and rubbed it. "I'm sorry Washu, I didn't know. I thought Kagato had you make me as a weapon. That's what he told me. Told me I wasn't human.

TROWA: You believed him... Why?

Aisha: She isn't
Clayton: Details...

That he could have made me in any shape he wanted. I didn't know..." Washu held Ryoko's hand on her shoulder. Slowly turning back she smiled up at Ryoko. "I'm sorry. I let him do all that to you. I should have seen it. Should have known what he was planning. I'm the smartest person in the universe.

ROME: All the knowledge in the multiverse can’t teach you about human nature...

All: Bullshit

I used to be omnipotent, knew everything that had, would, or could happen. Do you have any idea what it's like to have to find things out after having lived like that since the dawn of time?"

Gluko: You don't look a day older than the dawn of life

LEENA: On which planet?

Ryoko shook her head. "Washu... mom. I'm sorry. Sorry I blamed you for what Kagato did. You couldn't have known." She hugged Washu tightly, felt her body shift under her touch. When Ryoko looked up again she saw Washu's adult form staring back. "You... you called me mom..."

Gara: (Sniffle)

Washu hugged Ryoko to her tightly. When she let go Ryoko smiled. Washu smiled back and nodded, "Ryoko... my daughter."

After Ryoko left the lab, Washu sat there thinking and getting used to her body again. It had
been so long since she had given it up in favor of the younger form. She remembered that at one time she had considered ending her own life, had just wanted to die and return to her powers as a goddess. Something had stopped her.

[(Washu as “Red” Redding) “A promise I made to Andy.”]

Darsh: A convenient plot point
Clayton: Hey plot devices are all powerful in anime.
Gluko: Even in Dragon Ball Z the plot holes can fight against the eternal dragon

She had no idea what, except the feeling that she had something left to do. Something had to make the pain and horror she had called life worth while.
As she sat in the glow from her computer Washu noticed another source of light. A blue glow
from next to her. She turned and saw Tsunami standing beside her. "Hello sister." Tsunami
smiled and placed a hand on Washu's. It passed through her without effect,

Gara: Reminds me of Star Wars

FANBOY/BOT/ and COMPUTER(That is, Jay, Tom, and Havoc): Reminds us of Red Dwarf.

her real form now being Sasami's. Washu appreciated the sentiment though. "Did you want to
talk to me?" Tsunami nodded, "Washu, I know what you are going through." Washu smiled ruefully, "I know you do Tsunami. That is the problem with being omnipresent. You know what
happens to everyone. It's why it's so hard for a god to remain good. It drove our sister to the darkness and left me halfway there myself. If we had had emotions then I don't know what
would have happened."
Tsunami looked off into the lab, "It's not easy. You gave up your powers when you became
human. I did not. Now I feel and know what it's like, but can't do anything about it. That's why I
haven't merged with Sasami yet. It's getting harder to keep separate, but I don't want her to
know what it's like. But that isn't why I'm here."

MANA: Knowing how the one you love will die... That must suck.

Aisha: Washu, you've just won one million dollars!

Washu raised an eyebrow, "It isn't?" Tsunami shook her head, "No. I came to talk with you.
When you left to become human, you left me alone. I don't know why but after that I couldn't
stay there either. I left and went to Jurai, with my children. I thought that was what you meant by
having a child. I didn't know. When Sasami was hurt in Kagato's attack, I merged with her. I
could have healed her normally, but I was curious. I wanted to know why you had become
human. Now I do and it hurts. I feel so selfish for what I did to Sasami..." Washu nodded and
looked up to her, "You didn't know any better Tsunami.

Clayton: So much for being omniscient.

ROME: He said it before I could...

The universe through the eyes of a god appears to be ours, to do with as we please. We made the creatures in it. We formed it from the void. It's easy to forget that when you make a life, it is a life in itself."
Tsunami cried, looking at Washu then, "Soon Sasami and I will be one, and I need to know.
How do you stand the not knowing?

JAY: By finding out.
RELENA: You sound as if you know it first hand.
JAY: For one brief time, I Saw It All... Including what would happen if I remained that way...

That's the one thing Sasami made me promise not to give her when we merge. So I need to know how you stand not knowing."
Washu shook her head, "It's part of being human Tsunami. They don't have a choice. If they
don't know something they either never do or they find out. It's why I'm a scientist. I need to
find out. Have you ever felt what it's like for Sasami when she learns something new?" Tsunami
nodded and smiled, "That sense of self satisfaction?" Washu grinned, "Well I wouldn't have put it
quite that way, but yeah. That's what makes up for not knowing everything. Finding out."

Yoko: How Zen

JAY: I like it... Why be alive if you don’t LIVE?

Tsunami smiled and bowed, "Thank you sister." Suddenly she was gone and Washu was
alone again. But for some reason, she didn't feel that way.

Sasami smiled joyfully as she made lunch. Even though she knew something was bothering
some of the others, she knew that in the end it would all work out. As she finished putting the
last slice of bread on the last sandwich she felt Tsunami return. "Did you ask Washu what you
wanted to know?" Tsunami answered, "Yes. She was very helpful." Sasami smiled and picked

JOK: Her nose.

up the plate of food, "She usually does." As she carried the sandwiches out to the table she saw
Tenchi enter the house. "Hello Sasami. Wow, you've outdone yourself again huh?" Sasami
blushed and set the food on the table. Mihoshi came down the stairs being dragged by the new
girl, Kyonei.

Others: Kyonei?
Clayton: Hey it still sounds alright. Anyway I needed a separate story and I'm good at getting those two together

"Come on Mihoshi. I want to get there before Ryoko eats all the food again."
Ryoko phased through the wall and looked at Kyonei harshly, "Me eat all the food? You and
Mihoshi seem to pack your share away." Kyonei frowned and said, "Only if we can get to it
Ryoko." Mihoshi smiled her usual smile, "Kyonei what about that stash of food you keep
hidden in your..."

CROW(Mihoshi): Panty drawer.

Kyonei's hand slapped over Mihoshi's mouth. "Mihoshi! I told you not to say anything about that."

Gara: Now this has possibilities!

Ayeaka came down the stairs next. She always felt the need to walk properly so always got to
meals slowly. At the same time Yosho came through the front door and sat down at the table.
He smiled at Sasami, "Looks good Sasami, as always." Ayeaka sat and registered her approval.

Aisha: That'll be twelve ninety-nine plus tax. Let me ring it up on the register (Catches the other's looks) What?
All: Lame!

TOM: No, I think she’s been a cashier and waitress so long that it’s automatic...

As they surrounded the table they were all surprised when Washu came out of her lab. She
almost never ate anything except dinner. But aside from that she was in her adult form. They had
only seen her like that one time before.
Sasami spoke up first, "Wow Washu, what's the occasion?" Ayeaka looked at Sasami and
frowned, "Sasami a princess does not pry into other people's business."

All: Bullshit!
Clayton: It's true! (Pointing to a closet in the corner) And I for one don't believe Aeka and her father have spies everywhere
Gara: (Snaps his fingers and some ninja's pass briefly by and dive into the closet. Seconds later they walk out casually with bloody swords)

JAY(Turning slightly to the back.): Sansuke, leave.
*The Kuno family’s ninja fades even further into the darkness at the back of the theater.*
*Jay gets strange looks from EVERYONE*
JAY: I’m a friend of Tatewaki and Kodachi’s.
TOM: Heh. Didn’t think Bokken-Boy and the Lunatic Gymnast HAD any friends.

Washu chuckled as Sasami blushed, "But Ayeaka, a goddess does. To answer your question Sasami I felt it was time for a change." Sasami grinned and nodded, "Well don't change too much
Washu. We'd miss you." Washu smiled as the others added their agreements to the sentiment.
Later after everyone had eaten their fill and complemented Sasami again

Darsch: Kiss ups
they each went their separate ways. Kyonei and Mihoshi went upstairs, Ryoko and Ayeaka parked
themselves on either side of the couch to watch T.V., Tenchi went to the shrine to do his chores, and Ryo-oki joined Sasami in the kitchen.

Yoko: (Checking the papers) Well that takes care of all the Tenchi stereotypes

[No, no, no, Noboyuki isn’t trying to film Mihoshi and Kiyone, Washu isn’t in the lab, Yosho isn’t at the shrine...]

Washu sat at the table for a while, then went to her lab.

JAY: Now she is.

Yoko: Oops, missed one.
Clayton: So much for her learning an important lesson huh?

Upstairs Kyonei and Mihoshi had taken a room in the attic. Kyonei had insisted that she and
Mihoshi pay to stay there, but Tenchi wouldn't take more than a few yen. They had tried living
in an apartment but their part time jobs hadn't paid enough. And full time jobs were out since
they were constantly called off as galaxy police. So Tenchi let them stay in the attic.

Aisha: Which, was haunted by Yosho's wife...

CROW: Which one? He’s lived on Earth since the 1200's or so...

Gluko: Another one of his exs causing trouble?

Mihoshi lay back down on her bed and looked over at Kyonei. On weekends they often enjoyed a break. Often they were called off world but at least they didn't have to work on Earth too. "Kyonei, are you alright?" Kyonei looked up from the magazine she'd been reading, "Yeah
Mihoshi. Why do you ask?" Mihoshi turned and looked up at the ceiling, "Because you always
get so angry.

Darsch: I could suggest something to relieve stress (Licks his lips)
Yoko: (Hits him on the head)
Darsch: (Grows cat ears for a second)

ROME: He looks a little like Kizna.

Ow! Knock it off Yoko. I'm a wizard after all. Show some respect
Yoko: Want another one?
Darsch: No. Sorry (Hugs her)
Yoko: You're forgiven

CROW: Mood swings, anyone?

Complaining about your promotions, our jobs, and everything I do..."
Mihoshi bit her lips

Gluko: So she is related to Washu!

and a tear fell down her cheek.

Gara: This always reminds me of that old commercial with the piece of trash on the highway

"Kyonei why do you get so mad at me?"

Clayton: She needs to get laid

JAY: Bet you’d love to help out with that.

Kyonei looked at her partner. Mihoshi had just asked the one question she had never thought
about. She knew she got mad at Mihoshi a lot, blamed her when they weren't promoted... but
for the life of her she couldn't think why. "I... I don't know Mihoshi." Mihoshi rolled over and
looked at Kyonei, "Is it because I embarrass you?"

CROW(Kiyone): No, you arouse me.

Kyonei shook her head, "No, I don't think so. That's part of it I think, but..." She shook her head. She knew that Mihoshi was one of the top officers in the GP. Since Kyonei had become her partner they had never missed a single criminal. "But what Kyonei?" Kyonei sighed, "I think it's because you don't really seem to have any problems. Your always happy, you cost through lie,

Clayton: Coast through life
Others: oh

and don't even seem to mind not getting promoted." Mihoshi looked at her for a second. "Kyonei... what do you know about the planet I came from?" Kyonei shook her head, "Nothing, why?" Mihoshi smiled, "On my world we live in peace and solitude. Machines do everything for us and we just have to make sure we get enough exercise."

JAY(Disgusted): It’s peaceful, happy, no fighting, nothing to do...
ALL(Including Koeing, Scotty, Bones, Hoag, and Havoc, minus Jay): He hates it already.
JAY: And what was it one of us was saying about not knowing much about me, hmm, Leena?
LEENA: ......
KOEING(Over intercom): #Mentally linked, remember?#

Kyonei looked at her in shock, "Why would you ever leave a place like that Mihoshi? That's
the kind of place that most people only dream of living."

Darsch: I think I'll conquer it

JAY: Need someone to wreak havoc and chaos on it?

Mihoshi smiled, "Because it wasn't life.

RELENA(Jay): Why be alive if you can’t live?

Gara: Ah, the moral rears it's ugly head

We didn't do anything. If someone had a job it was for kicks, and it was a desk job in front of a
computer. I left to join the GP so I could live. But some things die hard and my habits are one of
them." Sitting up on the bed she looked at Kyonei, "I did a study of you when I was at the
academy. You lived on a mining world until you saved up enough money to hop a ship off world.
After that you worked in several places until you went to the academy and worked your way up
to first class detective. You caught hundreds of criminals and when I graduated I immediately
asked to be assigned as your partner."
Kyonei let what Mihoshi said sink in. She had given up paradise for a life exactly like the one
they now lead.

Clayton: (Sighs) I can't believe I didn't think to use a grammar check on this damn thing

And had specifically chosen Kyonei as her partner. "Why me?"

All: (Evil laughter)
Darsch: You're getting good at that Yoko

JAY(Trowa): SCHNEIDER, YOU’VE CORRUPTED YOKO!
TROWA: I don’t sound like that.
RELENA: Yes, you do.

Mihoshi looked directly into Kyonei's eyes and answered, "Because you are the best Kyonei.

[(2nd Lt. Jake Jenson, West Point grad with honors) Sir, because you’re looking for the best of the best of the best, SIR!]

You seemed to me to be the most perfect person I had ever heard of. At the time I didn't know
that you were trying for a desk job. I thought you liked what you did. I never wanted anything
else. That's why I turned down my promotions... Can I ask you something Kyonei?"

Yoko: No

Kyonei nodded at her, "Sure Mihoshi, what?"

MANA(Stereotypical Mihoshi): Can we go to the Kareoke Bar?
Mihoshi took a breath, "Is this such a bad life? With our friends, dealing with a few average criminals and fighting the occasional super villains?"

Aisha: Hey I could get Gene and we'd take care of the criminals if you pay us enough

Kyonei thought about it. Her life had been one challenge after another. But now that she thought about it, what was so bad? She had a job, a home, family, and people who care about her. What
more did she want?

JAY(Singing): Who could ask for anything more?

Gara: (As Kiyone) I want ice cream!
Clayton: (Raises an eyebrow) How hard did Yoko kick you?

Kyonei looked at Mihoshi and shook her head, "I don't know Mihoshi. Maybe it's just that
I've always had to work so hard. For something more.

Gluko: (As Mr. Burns) I'd trade it all for a little more

When I finally got it I suppose I just didn't know when it was over." Mihoshi smiled and nodded. Kyonei let a smirk sneak onto her lips, "You are so lucky Mihoshi. You lived your entire life in a
paradise. I know it wasn't perfect, but it was better than anything I ever had. You could quit at any time and go back. Plus your are rich, successful, sexy, and..."

Gara and Darsch: (Grin)

Kyonei bit her lip. Had she actually told Mihoshi that she thought she was sexy?

Aisha: Plot point

TOM: Otaku Sense...

What had she been thinking?

Yoko: Three guesses

CROW: Sex, yuri, and fucking.

Mihoshi smiled, "Kyonei, please... don't worry. I will never go anywhere without you. I can't
picture my life without you. And I'm sorry I embarrass you. It's just where I'm from we don't have secrets.

Clayton: Well except that they're the ones who blew up Melmak and Krypton

JAY: THEY BLEW UP MELMAC?
[And Clayton, THAT is how you spell it. We checked Jay’s ALF comics.]

Aisha: Melmak?
Clayton: It's where ALF was from

If we want something we got it, if we found someone attractive, whether they were male or female, we went up to them." Mihoshi looked straight at Kyonei as she said the last. Kyonei almost thought she could feel Mihoshi's eyes penetrating her skull.

LEENA: Impalement...

Darsch: Ah, the eggs are hatching

Kyonei bit her lip, trying to focus, "Mihoshi I... I don't know what to say." Mihoshi got up and
walked over to Kyonei's side. "Kyonei, I'm sorry. Please... I don't want to embarrass you any
more. I've never known anyone else who's had that feeling. I feel so bad when you do. If you
want, I am willing to forget this entire conversation and let things get back to normal."
Kyonei looked at Mihoshi, really looked at her since the first time she had been saddled

CROW: Where’s the riding crop?

Gara: Kinky

with her as a partner. At the time she had seen her as the rookie who was dragging her down. But
now she saw something else, "What... what if I don't? What if I don't want to forget about this
Mihoshi?"

TOM(Mihoshi): I MAKE you forget!

Mihoshi smiled and looked up at her, "Then nothing between us will be the same Kyonei."

Gluko: She's so smart!

She reaches up and gently brushed a strand of hair from in front of Kyonei's eyes. In that brief moment of contact Kyonei felt a shiver go down her back, and she knew. She knew what her choice was.

Aisha: Get out of my face you blond twit!
Darsch: Twat

TOM: Twot.
[Twut.]
JAY(Bird): Tweet.
RELENA: Yes, you can have a treat. *Kisses Jay.*
ROME(To Trowa): They sure do that a lot.
TROWA(To Rome): Wouldn’t you?

Yoko: Don't be crude Lusche

Looking directly into Mihoshi's eyes she said, "I don't want to go back."
Mihoshi smiled and moved forward. Both girls closed their eyes and closed the rest of the
distance between them with a kiss. When they broke apart they both smiled a little nervously.
Kyonei reached out and rubbed Mihoshi's cheek, "I'm sorry for everything Mihoshi. I promise
not to get so mad anymore." Mihoshi nodded and smiled back at her, "And I promise to try to
be a little more discrete, especially about this ok?" Kyonei nodded, "Thanks. But don't do it for
too long. I don't think this is something I want to be embarrassed about." Kyonei leaned forward
and kissed her on the cheek. Mihoshi blushed and nodded.

Ayeaka wasn't sure what, but something was wrong.

Clayton: Lost your medication again?

It was dinnertime and as usual they were listening to one of Noboyuki's stories about the latest house he was designing. Maybe it was that she still wasn't used to Washu's adult form.

Gara; I could get very used to it

She glanced at Ryoko who was eating quietly listening to Noboyuki's story. Since she had merged with Zero, Ryoko hadn't actually tried to seduce Tenchi. She still had no qualms about fighting with Ayeaka, but she seemed to have developed a sense of propriety. Occasionally though she would still try to sneak him a kiss or some other inappropriate thing.

Yoko: At least she doesn't try to cop a feel
Darsch: (Grins)

She would look at the gem in her wrist and then back to Washu.
Ayeaka's eyes wandered over to Yosho. Her brother seemed the same as always.

All: Chicken shit

Moving on she saw Sasami, also listening to Nobiyuki. Washu was sitting in her usual place. She seemed lost in thought as always, but didn't seem to be doing much else different. Her adult form was still a bit disconcerting.
Next Ayeaka looked at Kyonei and Mihoshi. They seemed totally focused on their food, but
now and then she would see them look at each other and smile. She had never seen such a calm
look on Kyonei's face when Mihoshi was around. Mihoshi though, aside from her smiles to
Kyonei, looked about the same as always. Totally care free.

Clayton: (Chewing gum)
Aisha: I hope you brought enough for everyone
Clayton: (Passes out a bag of gum) Aisha did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kids?
Aisha: Yeah, but it got stuck in my fur
Clayton: Well he's back in town and he wants your phone number (Takes his punch in the stomach like a man)

JAY: That was HORRIBLE!
[At least it wasn’t Horri-Bull...]

Ryo-oki sat by Sasami, munching her usual plate full of carrots. Sasami enjoyed finding new
ways to cook her friend's favorite food, this time seeming to have made carrot sticks and juice.

All: Slacker!

Finally Ayeaka's eyes settled on Tenchi, sitting in his usual place between her and Ryoko. Why
he put up with Ryoko being so close to him she'd never know.

All: (laugh)
Others: (Stop and look at Gara as he goes "Teehee.")

*Everyone plugs their ears, knowing what’s coming next...*
JAY: OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!

She remembered how Ryoko had tried to make her believe that she had known Tenchi since he was a boy. Coming up with that story of astral projection from the cave. She had laughed at the
thought of a child, especially one as sweet as Tenchi must have been, not screaming at the sight of Ryoko.

Darsch: Screams, moans, gasps, grunts...

Silently she turned back to her meal and ate while Nobiyuki droned on. Despite her inherent
displeasure that her sister was doing such menial things as cooking, she had to admit that she
was very good at it. Tonight she had made fried squid and some noodles in a special sauce that
she refused to tell them the recipe to.

Clayton: Ryoko made it
All: Uh oh...

Ayeaka looked around at everyone again and sighed. Maybe she was just getting paranoid.

JAY: It’s only paranoia when no one IS out to get you...

Aisha: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
Gluko: And just because they're out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid

The next day started off as normal. Ayeaka woke up and joined the others for breakfast. Washu was there as well. She was talking to Sasami, "You know, Sasami, my other body didn't have taste buds. I had no idea your food was this good. I hadn't tasted anything in thousands of years.

Yoko: Bad experience with a lima bean

And your cooking is the best way to get back into the swing of it."

Darsh: (As Austin Powers) Yeah baby

Sasami bowed and thanked Washu for her compliments. Then Sasami turned to Ayeaka, "It's your
turn to clean the porch today Ayeaka. Mihoshi, you get the bathroom. Kyonei, you clean up the living room and Washu you get the kitchen. I'll clean the rooms. Ryoko, today's the day you clean out the rain gutters. No laser beams this time. And Ryo-oki, you do the dishes."
Nobiyuki left for work while Yosho and Tenchi went to the shrine. As they all spread out to do their chores Ayeaka still didn't know what was bothering her. She took the brush and got to work on the porch she saw Ryoko working on the gutters. She had split into two and was getting the gunk from either side. As she reached the middle they accidentally dropped a glob of slime onto the porch.

Gluko: Cheater

Ayeaka yelled at her, "Hey! Watch what you are doing Ryoko!" Ryoko looked down, "Oh I'm sorry Ayeaka, I'll get it." She melded together with herself and flew down to scoop it up. Ayeaka was stunned. Ryoko had not only cleaned up her own mess, but had apologized... to her!
Now Ayeaka was sure something was up, "Ok, what's going on here? Kyonei and Mihoshi not yelling at each other, you apologizing to me, and I know Sasami isn't telling me something. Now just what is it?

All: Happy birthday!

Did you do something to Tenchi that I'm unaware of?

RELENA(Ryoko): Other way around, Princess...

Clayton: Probably

Because if you did I swear I'll..."

Gara: Break down crying

Ryoko shook her head and smiled, "Why would I do anything to Tenchi?

Darsch: You've been horny for two thousand years

Ayeaka I think you are getting paranoid." Ayeaka growled, "Paranoid. You accuse me of being
paranoid? Ha." Ryoko shrugged and floated off.
By lunchtime Ayeaka had calmed down. Everything seemed normal. Sasami was smiling playfully and she looked at Mihoshi and Kyonei. "Hey you guys, I was wondering. Why were your bed's pushed together?

All: You don't need to know!

Was it cold up there or something?"

Aisha: Yeah, that's why

Tenchi looked at Kyonei and Mihoshi unaware of Kyonei's slight blush, "If you two are cold I could get you a heater."

CROW(Kyonei): No need, I heat her, she heats me.

Mihoshi shook her head, "No thanks Tenchi, it's not cold up there. We just thought it might give
us some more room if we pushed the beds together." Tenchi shrugged and went back to his
meal saying, "Well if you two need anything don't hesitate to ask." Kyonei smiled at Mihoshi
who winked back. Sasami barely kept from giggling. Tsunami had told her what was going on
in exchange for not telling about what Ryoko had said on the dock. As they left the table from lunch Ryoko hugged Tenchi. Ayeaka saw it and almost immediately yelled, "Get off of him you demon. Stop pawing lord Tenchi."

JAY: That isn’t pawing, this is... *Paws Relena, who just moans slightly.*

Darsch: That isn't pawing. This is (Paws Yoko)
Yoko: (Moans for a second) Please stop... (Makes a fist)

*Everyone, INCLUDING HOAG AND HAVOC, just stares at the couple, the Magnuses that is.*
HOAG(PR): ‘Ey you two, no public make-out sessions!
*The two separate with a silent promise to, later on that night, pick up where they left off...*

Darsch: (Grins but sits back)

Ryoko looked her square in the eye and prepared a rebuttal... but stopped. She bit her lip and shook her head. "Ok Ayeaka, whatever." Then she got up and floated away. Everyone stared in shock. Usually Ryoko never missed the chance to fight with Ayeaka and claim Tenchi. Ayeaka was so surprised in fact that she almost missed the satisfied smile on Tenchi's face. Almost.

Gluko: That was fast

That afternoon Ayeaka sat watching her soap opera's, but wasn't paying that much attention.
She kept glancing at Ryoko who, as usual, was on the other end pf the couch. Ryoko felt
Ayeaka's eyes on her and glanced over, "Is there something wrong Princess?" She said it as a
normal word, not a term of respect that her courtiers used, not in that sarcastic tone she always
used, just a word. Ayeaka bit her tongue. It was now or never, "Miss Ryoko, I want to know
right now what's going on. You haven't fought with me in two days and have been increasingly
nice to me. It isn't right!

Yoko: (As Aeka) They'll cancel our show!

Now tell me what's going on." Ryoko looked at her closely for aminute, not sure how much would be safe to say. Finally she just shrugged, "We have nothing to fight about. Can you think of a reason why I should?" Ayeaka shook her head. She knew exactly what Ryoko was saying. A part of her refused to admit it, but that part was quickly over taken by a wave of emotions.

The MAGNUSES(Jay and Relena, singing): Surf City, here we come! We’re going to Surf City, gonna have some fun!
JOK(To Tom): Is it just me, or has Relena loosened up since she and Jay got engaged and married?
TOM(To Jok): It’s not just you...

Gara: Surf's up!

She was afraid, sad, jealous, and angry all at the same time.Then for some reason, it didn't matter any more. The fight was over... Smiling she turned to Ryoko and said, "You're right Ryoko. There is no reason."

Yosho and Tenchi arrived home from the shrine just before sunset. When he walked through
the door Tenchi was greeted by Ryoko. She smiled at him and said, "She knows Tenchi." Then
Ryoko turned to look out at the porch. Ayeaka sat on the porch staring at the sunset, oblivious
to the world.

Clayton: She went blind staring at the sun

Tenchi saw her and turned to Ryoko, "I have to go talk to her." Ryoko nodded and smiled, "I know Tenchi. But don't worry. We never gave her enough credit."

TOM: Why is my O-Sense telling me Aeka thinks SHE’S won?

Gluko: How else do you keep a Jurai princess from charging?

He nodded and walked to the door.
Ayeaka heard the door slide open and close behind her, but didn't take her eyes off of the
horizon. Tenchi sat next to her. After a few minutes had passed her said, "I wish there was some
thing I could say to you Ayeaka. I'm sorry that..." She looked at him and shook her head, "No
Tenchi. You aren't sorry. And I don't want you to be. I'm happy you chose Ryoko. I kind of saw
it coming for a while, I just wouldn't admit it." She smiled at him and

TOM(Stunned): My Otaku Sense failed... That’s never happened before...
JAY: Hoag, I think Tom needs a quick break, pause the fic...
*Fic is on hold while Tom recovers, then resumes.*

Tenchi smiled back. "So what tipped you off?" Ayeaka laughed, "Are you kidding? When Ryoko refused to fight with me and apologized to me all in one day? I knew she'd either been kidnapped
and replaced again, or you had chosen. But I think I owe you an apology Tenchi."

Darsch: (As the Backstreet boys) Listen baby I'm sorry, just wanna tell you don't worry, I will be late don't stay up and wait for me...
Yoko: Everyone is apologizing

Tenchi shook his head,

Gara: Whiplash!

"For what?" Ayeaka smiled, "For making this decision so hard for you. For latching on to you
when my brother turned me down."Tenchi nodded, "Well that wasn't entirely your fault.
Grandpa did kind of push you off on me and it's not exactly like he's young anymore." Ayeaka
nodded, "Yeah. When I found out you were his grandson I knew Yosho had fallen in love. Whether he was old or young, he wasn't for me. You know what I'm thinking?" Tenchi shook his head. "I'm thinking I need to date someone outside the family. We may have the technology

Aisha: We have the technology...

[We can rebuild him...]

to remove birth defects in babies, but I don't want my children growing up like Serio do I?"

JAY: I know a nice guy, VJ, Prince of Vegitasei...
: (Over Com, As Mihoshi) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I DON'T WANNA BE RELATED TO AYEKA! SHE'S ALREADY RELATED TO ME!
: DAMN YOU, TAYLIANA!

They both laughed at the thought. Tenchi felt he still had to say something, "Ayeaka I do care about you. You are a part of this family and I don't want you to ever leave." She nodded and looked back at the sunset, "I know Tenchi. And in a way I'm glad. Ryoko and I talked earlier. She's a surprisingly nice person when she wants to be. I can see why you love her Tenchi. You are both very lucky and I can only hope that one day I will be as blessed."

All: (Fall asleep)

Tenchi held her hand and squeezed it, "I'm sure you will be Ayeaka. But for now do you think you can settle for family?" Ayeaka looked at him, a tear falling down her cheek. "Yes Tenchi, I think I can. Now let's go inside. Sasami made us a lovely dinner." They both stood up and entered the house. Ryoko hugged both of them, then they sat down for dinner.

The End

All: (Wake up)
Clayton: I did it!
Darsch: Not bad (Turns into his Majin form and the Bastard!! People disappear)
Aisha: Really class A fic
Clayton: Thanks. See you next time Aisha. (Lays back and goes back to sleep)
Aisha: (Steals the remaining snacks and leaves)

Author's note

So what do you think? I was laying in bed a few days ago and the first part of the story hit me.
I almost broke into tears myself when I thought up the part Ryoko told Tenchi about. I think my
muse was working over time on this one. I just felt that this would be the perfect fan fic. No real
action, no fights between Ayeaka and Ryoko to speak of, and a lot of metaphysical stuff that I
really have no idea about (I make no claims to know what godhood is like),

JAY: I do, but of course, when I have delusions I make sure they’re the really SATISFYING ones. Like Relena wearing nothing but whipped cream. ^_^ *Relena blushes, then brings a frying pan down on his head.*

but it just seemed somehow... right. It uses all my usual aspects, including the Mihoshi-Kyonei relationship. If you wish to tell any comments you may have about it, don't hesitate to email me at: clayton_n@hotmail.com

JAY: Rest time...

[[Break time, AniMSTers Exit theater]]

“Come on Tom, even my Otaku Sense fails, just because your’s did doesn’t mean it’s the end of the world.”

“Jay, you’re the captain, I’m famous as a fanboy, why MST if I can’t be a fanboy?”

“Tom, either buck up or I’m gonna lock you in a room with Excel...”

[[[~~I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls...~~]]]

[[AniMSTers enter theater, fic three starts]]

I don't own these characters and didn't make any money off of them. Warning: th story contains a relationship between two women. If you have a problem with that... then what are you doing reading this? Go seek professional help before it's too late. For the rest of you, sit back and enjoy.
Karaoke night
By, Clayton Overstreet

Mihoshi tugged on Kiyone's arm as they walked down the street. "Come on Kiyone. We live at Tenchi's place now so we have a little extra money. We should enjoy it."
Kiyone shook her head. "I don't know Mihoshi. I mean I know it's fun and everything, but don't you think we should work on some case files or something?"
Mihoshi stopped and looked Kiyone right in the eye. "Don't you always say we're stuck in a backwater part of the universe? I mean we gave up the main office to live here. What have
we got to loose?"
Kiyone bit her lip. For the life of her she couldn't figure out why she had given up her promotion to come back here with Mihoshi.

CROW(Sing-song voice): You think you love her, you want to kiss her...

Finally she sighed and let Mihoshi lead her into the karaoke bar. Once inside the booth though she cheered up considerably. Despite the fact that it seemed useless and silly Kiyone really enjoyed singing. They started off taking turns singing songs like 'Lonely Moon' and 'Dimension of love'. But their scores always got so low when they sang alone. Kiyone always was a little embarrassed about singing with Mihoshi, but once they got started she just seemed to zone out and go with it. It felt really good. And their scores together were on the wall of the bar as the best ever. But something about that creeped her out. She wasn't sure why, but being so happy while singing with Mihoshi made her feel... weird.

TOM: Aroused.

Kiyone and Mihoshi finished singing the last song of the night and she noticed her arm was linked with Mihoshi's. How did that happen? She quickly took her arm back and blushed. "Can we
sing one more together Kiyone?" Mihoshi asked.
Kiyone actually considered it but not knowing why she had done it made her really nervous. "No... No we've been here too long already. I think we should go home."
Mihoshi pouted, but then she saw the look on Kiyone's face and yawned, "I guess you're right Kiyone." She turned and walked out ahead of the green haired police officer. Kiyone was amazed. Usually Mihoshi would whine and beg until they spent every cent and were forcibly removed by the management. It was very unusual for her to just give up like this.
She suddenly realized that Mihoshi had left without her. She ran out and caught up with Mihoshi on the street outside. "Hey Mihoshi are you feeling alright?"
She looked back at Kiyone as if she was surprised she was still there. "Why do you ask Kiyone?"
Kiyone looked at her, "Because you just left. Usually you get us dragged out."
Mihoshi smiled slightly. "Well it was obvious you wanted to leave and it wouldn't have been any fun if you didn't want to do it so why not?"

TOM(Stunned): My... my Otaku Sense is going off again...

Kiyone bit her lip as they walked thinking about what had happened in there. It wasn't the first time she had taken Mihoshi's hands while they sang. As they walked Mihoshi kept glancing at Kiyone out of the corner of her eye. She never could understand why her partner always got so upset about everything. Not just her of course, but she was the main one. It was always a wonder to her that when people liked something sometimes they felt guilty about it. She knew that if you did something wrong you felt bad, but if you have fun and nobody is hurt then what was the problem? And Kiyone seemed to feel that way about everything. Whenever they sang, ate good tasting food, or even just laying by the pool. Kiyone always found a way to feel bad about it. In fact Mihoshi was pretty sure that the main reason Kiyone yelled at her so much was because she had too much fun with her. Watching her do that to herself made Mihoshi feel like cheering her up whether she wanted to or not. Which was why she was always dragging Kiyone around.

CROW: On a leash.

When they got home Tenchi and Sasami greeted them. "Hi, howwas the bar tonight guys?"
Kiyone blushed and mumbled something about it being alright, but Mihoshi shot forward. "Oh it was so much fun. And Kiyone was so relaxed. I tell you Tenchi when we sing together she's like a whole different person." He looked at Kiyone who was busy looking anywhere else and blushing.
Tenchi took the hint and decided to end it, "Well don't change too much Kiyone." He turned and sat down on the couch next to Ryoko. Since they had all returned Tenchi had been spending a lot more time with the former space pirate. Kiyone understood something about him promising to take a trip with her

[(singing) I like to dream, yeah, yeah, right between the sound machine...]

once he was finished with school.
Kiyone sat down in a chair and Mihoshi sat on the other end of the couch. "Where is princess Aeka?" Tenchi looked up and shrugged.
"Last time I saw her she was fighting with Ryoko." He turned to the space pirate. "Do you know where she is?"
Ryoko's eyes widened. "Oops, I forgot!" She teleported away and came back a few minutes later carrying a shivering Aeka.
Aeka turned and yelled at Ryoko, "How could you just leave me up there you pirate?"

MANA(Ryoko): Easily.

Ryoko tried to apologize but the princess just turned and walked away.
Tenchi looked at Ryoko suspiciously. She held up her hand. "It's not like that Tenchi. She slapped me so I kind of grabbed her and put her on the top limb of a tree. I was going to get her down but we started watching the television and..."
Tenchi just shook his head. "Ryoko next time at least put her where she can get back safely alright?" Ryoko nodded and smiled.

TOM(Exuberant): WAHOO! THE FANBOY IS BACK!
[(To Hoag) You sent a transmission into his neural processor, didn’t you.]
HOAG(PR, To Havoc, smug): I’ll ne’er tell.
Aeka however had come back down the stairs. "Lord Tenchi I can't believe that you would allow her to do that to me. I am a princess after all and should not be treated like this."
Tenchi looked up at her. "Then stop hitting her."
Aeka frowned more and snapped, "Well then tell her to respect me. Ever since you started being so nice to her she keeps trying to make me jealous even more than usual."
Ryoko growled. "That isn't true. I was talking to Ryo-oki about what I plan to do with Tenchi once I get him alone and you came around the corner screaming that it was totally inappropriate and that Tenchi wouldn't do anything like that with me."

CROW: Ye young innocent... sorta...

Aeka's face turned red. "it was inappropriate. The acts you were describing... it was disgusting. No member of the royal family would ever do anything like that.

RELENA: Meet some more royal families. Like both of mine.
MANA: Both?
RELENA: Blood and marriage.

And your claim that that is where babies come from is just ridiculous. Everyone knows that babies are made in heaven and left in the limbs of a Juraian tree."

ALL: *LTAO (Laughing Their Asses Off)*
*Relena, Jay, Crow, Tom, and Jok look at each other and they and Havoc burst into song...*
THE AFORMENTIONED(Singing): Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and a crazy little thing called love...

Everyone looked at her in shock. Then Ryoko began to snicker. Kiyone and Mihoshi let out tiny laughs and Sasami in the kitchen could be heard giggling. Aeka looked at everyone in shock and
asked, "What? What's so funny?" Ryoko and the others couldn't hold it in anymore. While Tenchi stood there quietly blushing the others burst out laughing. Ryoko was rolling on the floor. "She
doesn't know! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA."
Aeka gasped. "No... no.

RELENA: Yes... yes.

Lord Tenchi is what Ryoko described actually how babies are made?" Tenchi looked down at Ryoko. "I don't know. I'd have to know what she said." Ryoko grinned evilly and took her chance when she saw it and just as Tenchi realized what he'd done. She jumped up and whispered into his ear. With every word his face turned a new shade of red and a drop of blood fell from his nose.

MANA: I’d say yes.

Aeka stood there and waited, "Well?" After what seemed like ten minutes Ryoko backed off. She had added a few things while she had him but had also made sure that what the princess had heard was there. Tenchi managed to stutter for a minute and said, "Well...well most of it yeah... some of it I guess isn't strictly required but..."

JAY: It’s FUN!

Mihoshi and Kiyone ran up the stairs before they heard Aeka's scream of disgust. Mihoshi dived into her bed while Kiyone slammed the door against the string of curses and sounds of pure hatred coming from downstairs. Kiyone sighed and lay down on the bed. Then she looked at Mihoshi who looked back and they both started laughing again. Mihoshi got up and opened the door for a second. "... and further more I think that the very idea of doing something so vile is just..."

ROME: Natural.

She closed it again and looked back at Kiyone. "Well it looks like they'll be at it for a while. I guess we'll just have to find something to talk about since it's too early to go to bed." Kiyone raised an eyebrow and asked her, "And since when has that ever stopped you?"
Mihoshi blushed and sat down on her bed. "There is nothingwrong with taking a nice nap in the sun."
Kiyone looked at her and said, "There is when we could be getting some work done." Mihoshi rolled her eyes. "Is that all you ever think about?"

CROW(Kiyone): You.

Kiyone looked at her. "What else is worth the time?" Mihoshi looked at Kiyone like she was crazy. "Try relaxing sometime. I mean gosh Kiyone every time you find something you like you act all guilty about it just because it isn't work." Kiyone tried to think of a response but couldn't. It was all true. Mihoshi nodded, "If it weren't for me you'd probably kill yourself working."
Kiyone looked back, "And if it weren't for me you wouldn't get any work done."
Mihoshi grinned and nodded. "That's why we make such a great team. And if you just stopped blaming me for everything that goes wrong we could probably get a lot closer."

CROW: Bed-mates even...

Kiyone blushed at the phrasing of Mihoshi's words. "I don't blame you for everything. And most of the time you do something I yellat you for. Like when you blew up the engines, or when you
plowed me down with the power suit. So don't go making itsound like I'm not justified."
Mihoshi looked down at her lap. "Well what about all those times you said it was my fault we weren't promoted? Or the times you called me your bad luck charm like I was the one that made
your gun misfire or that you forgot to do a maintenance check on the engines in the first place. I wasn't even awake them. How could I have possibly have been the reason for that?"
Kiyone blushed. She didn't want to admit that she had been watching Mihoshi sleep. "Ok, you're right. I do blame you too much and I'm sorry alright?" She lay back suddenly on her bed and they
were both quiet for a minute listening to the sounds of Aeka's yelling from downstairs.
Finally Mihoshi just decided to change the subject. "So how long do you suppose Aeka can keep this up?"

TOM: Good couple hours minimum.

Kiyone smirked and shrugged. "I don't know. But considering how she took it she could be yelling like this forever. And when Tenchi and Ryoko go on their trip she'll most likely yell a lot more when they get back." Mihoshi grabbed two hunks of her hair in her hands and pulled them down in an impersonation of Aeka's pony tales. "'That's right because it's improper for that pirate to be alone with him in the middle of space.'" Kiyone laughed. "That's pretty good Mihoshi." Mihoshi laughed too. "Now you do one." Without thinking Kiyone pulled her hair up in her hand. "'Well that shows what you know princess.'" They laughed again. Finally they lay down again.
"Oh that was fun Kiyone." Kiyone nodded agreement. "Yeah." Mihoshi closed her eyes for a moment enjoying the memory of Kiyone's laugh. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Mihoshi
peeked out of her eye lid and saw Kiyone going over some police reports on her wrist computer. Mihoshi sighed, "Kiyone..." She looked up from her wrist at Mihoshi. "What?"

CROW(Mihoshi): I’m hungry for some sushi...

The next week Washu stopped by their room before they left for the karaoke bar again. "Could you two do me a favor?

CROW(Washu): Make out for the camera!

I was curious about the social structure of this planet so I was hoping you could videotape it for me." Kiyone was trying to think of a polite way to turn her down when Mihoshi piped up that she would be glad to. Washu handed her the camera and left. Kiyone looked at her angrily. "Mihoshi why did you agree to do that?" Mihoshi looked at her and shrugged. "We're going to be there anyway. Besides maybe she'll let us have a copy." Kiyone sighed. "Fine, let's just go and get this over with."
When they got home that night it was quite similar to the other night. Tenchi and Ryoko greeted them, Aeka was sitting in the chair and Sasami was on the couch. Mihoshi and Kiyone went to Washu's door and knocked. Washu opened it. "Oh, thanks guys." She took the camera. "Hey Washu, can we have a copy of that?" Mihoshi asked. The scientist looked up and shrugged. "Sure, no problem. Just hold on a second." She ducked back inside and came back a few minutes later holding the tape. "Here you go. I just downloaded it into my computer." Mihoshi took the
tape and they left.
Tenchi looked at the tape in Mihoshi's hands. "Do you two want to put that in the VCR?" Mihoshi shook her head. "No Tenchi, I'll wait until tomorrow. I'm a little tired and I think Kiyone will probably want to do some work before she goes to sleep."

JOK: Yep!

She walked up the stairs totally unaware of Kiyone staring after her. Kiyone meanwhile was shocked. On the walk home all Mihoshi had talked about was getting a copy of the tape. Kiyone had simply kept quiet.
When she got up to her room Mihoshi was laying in her bed fast asleep. She sat down on her bed and reached for her wrist to go over some reports. But suddenly she stopped and looked at Mihoshi again, laying there so peacefully. She put her wrist down and sighed. She didn't want to work right then. Kiyone really wished she could be as carefree as Mihoshi always seemed to be.
After a while she closed her eyes and joined her partner in sleep.
The next day however, she was woken up by Mihoshi shaking her. "Come on Kiyone. Everyone else is out of the house and I want to see the video." Kiyone sighed and rolled over. "Why? You were there last night. So was I. So why do we need to watch ourselves?" Mihoshi just smiled and tried to pull her out of the bed. Kiyone gave in and got up."

TOM: Oh look, the quotation marks from Tank Cop’s fics are hiding out in Clayton’s fics.

They went downstairs and found some cereal. "How did we sleep in this late Mihoshi?" The blond just shrugged.
Once they were done eating Kiyone flopped down on the couch and Mihoshi ran to plug the tape in. Then she sat down next to Kiyone and hit the play button on the remote.
"Mihoshi will you get that camera out of my face?" Kiyone yelled. The camera panned to the left showing the street and showed some cars and people walking down the sidewalk. After a while they arrived at the bar. Kiyone was seen sitting at the bar for a drink and the camera was set down by her arm. "I'll have a cider." Kiyone said. Mihoshi could be heard ordering a Shirley Temple. "Mmm, this is good. You should try it Kiyone." The glass passed by the camera lens. "No thanks Mihoshi, I'll stick with my drink."
After a while Mihoshi talked Kiyone into going to the karaoke booth. Mihoshi videotaped Kiyone singing.

*Jay winces.*

On the couch Kiyone frowned. She knew her scores were bad, but hearing herself sing like that was just too much. Next Mihoshi went up. Her singing wasn't much better. Mihoshi walked back after her song and looked right in the camera. "Come on Kiyone, let's just set it down here and sing a few together." The camera shook as they set it down. Then they both walked up and began to sing.

JAY(Elvis as Chad Gates, singing): I’m a poor Hawaiian beach boy, a long way from the beach, cause someone shoved his face against my hand...

On the couch Kiyone stared ahead in rapt awe. The sounds that came over her ears were what first caught her attention, but that wasn't it. On the screen Kiyone's fingers intertwined with Mihoshi's and they looked directly into each other's eyes. Kiyone remembered every moment of it, but somehow seeing like this was different. As the Kiyone and Mihoshi on the screen sang they kept getting closer and closer. Kiyone tried to convince herself that it was just because that was how people who sang did these things, but they were way to close for that. Next to her on the couch Mihoshi said, "Wow Kiyone. You were so beautiful.

JOK(Mihoshi): And your singing was good too!

And the way you were singing was just great." Kiyone just stared at the screen.
Finally the tape ran out just as they finished their last song and had pushed their chests together. It started to rewind itself. From beside her Mihoshi turned and smiled. "Hey Kiyone, what did
you think?" Kiyone turned and looked at Mihoshi. She saw how close the other detective's face was to her. Without thinking Kiyone jumped up and ran out the door. "Kiyone? Kiyone where
are you going?" Mihoshi called after her.
Kiyone ran off into the forest. The sunlight streamed through the leaves of the trees onto her face. Tears started falling and caught the light. "No, it... it can't be..." She whispered over and over again as she ran. Suddenly she stopped and leaned back against a tree. Sinking to the ground she let her head lay on her knees. Sobbing quietly she said to herself, "It isn't true..."

JAY: Better a whole lie than a half-truth.
RELENA: Ben Franklin?
JAY: Iie, just me.

Back at the house Mihoshi sat on the couch looking out the window in the direction Kiyone had run. She couldn't figure out what was so upsetting about the tape. After all she had been there when the tape was shot. All Mihoshi had said was that she thought Kiyone looked beautiful and asked what she thought about the whole thing. Then she had just... run away. Suddenly Mihoshi's eyes lit up. If Kiyone was embarrassed and felt guilty... then that meant she must really like her! Mihoshi giggled and hugged a couch cushion. Blushing she bit her lip and curled up.
Sasami watched her from the kitchen and so did Ryo-oki sitting on Sasami's head. "What do you suppose happened to her?" The cabbit meowed. "Really? Constipation huh?

*everyone + faces + floor = Facefaults.*

I don't know, maybe we should ask her." Ryo-oki meowed again and shook her head. "No I guess your right. Whatever it is it's her business. And Aeka always says a princess doesn't gossip. Of course she gossips all the time but still..."

JOK: Ah, but what about Goddesses?

She turned back and started making lunch. "Maybe after she eats she'll feel like telling us what's going on."
When lunchtime rolled around however Mihoshi was unusually quiet. Tenchi sat in the middle of his side of the table as always with Ryoko and Aeka on either side. Lately however Ryoko
had been sitting just a little bit closer and Aeka was just as far away. Yosho sat on the other side with Mihoshi while Washu was at one of the heads. Sasami was across from her. "So Mihoshi,
where is Kiyone?"

CROW(Mihoshi): Under the table.

Tenchi asked. Mihoshi just smiled to herself and shrugged. Washu was watching her very closely for some reason. "But Mihoshi, you must have some idea why she isn't here right?" Washu prodded. Mihoshi looked up at Washu and got the same blank look she always got. Washu sighed and thought, 'So much for my fun.' She sat back and ate listening to the others talk, or in Aeka and Ryoko's case argue.
After lunch Tenchi left to go out to the field while Aeka, Ryoko, and Sasami sat down to watch soap operas. Yosho went back to the shrine and Mihoshi went out to the porch to sleep in the sun. Washu was back in her lab and was watching everyone else. Ryo-oki jumped onto the couch with Sasami. .

So what are you so afraid of?

JAY: Loss...

Asked a voice at the back of her mind. Kiyone looked up. "I don't know!" Well why don't you think about it for a second. Kiyone bit her lip and leaned back against the tree trunk. "It just doesn't feel right ok?"

TOM: Bungee Jumping isn’t natural!

Are you sure about that?

LEENA: Yes.

Kiyone bit her lip. Maybe it's that it does feel right and you just refuse to admit it. "Why would I be in...

[(Singing) Mexico, sick as a dog, living on refried dreams...]

with Mihoshi." Be in what?

JAY(Singing): Like the pig before he gave his all at the luau, I’m in a pen...

Kiyone banged her head against the tree again. "I'm not going to say it!" Say what?

CROW(Speaking quickly): Carpetmunchers say what.
LEENA(Kiyone): What?
TOM, CROW, and JAY: Exactly.

Kiyone kicked a rock away from her foot. "Look, I'm not in love with Mihoshi." Then what are you doing out here?

RELENA(Kiyone): Trying to convince myself that’s true.

She hit the ground with her fist. "Well if you're so smart what do you think?"

ROME(Ratchet from Peter’s crew): That TV shows DID air last night.
JAY(Ratchet from Transformers Generation 1): Oh no, poor Teletran One...

Well then why 'don't' you love her?

LEENA(Kiyone): How many decades do I have?

"Because she's a ditz, she causes me a lot of useless trouble, and if it weren't for her I'd be back at the main office right now." Would you buy that if you were me... which you are.

[(Kiyone) Depends on the price.]

"No, I guess not. I mean I didn't have to come back here." That's what I thought. And you already admitted that you blame her for too much. So what's your excuse now?

*Jay holds up a piece of paper, and reads it.*
JAY(Reading): Please excuse Kiyone from loving Mihoshi. Signed, Kiyone’s Mother.

Kiyone sat there quietly for a while. "Can we move onto a new question now?"

ALL: No.

Ok, so what would your life be like without her?

MANA: Normal.

Kiyone grinned. "That's an easy one. Sane!" Ha, very funny. Lets picture it shall we?

JOK: Let’s... not.

The image of Kiyone working at her desk appeared. People coming and going all around her. They asked her to go out, but she was too busy. Her days off people asking her to come check out the new karaoke bar. No, need to catch up on my work. See?

[Gah. I’d send Hexidecimal and Madkat over there in a second...]
JAY: No, that’s evil.
[You’re right. I’d need to ask Q to go with them.]
JAY: And Xelloss.

Without Mihoshi around you'd just work all the time. And how long would you stay sane with that?

TROWA: Three seconds.

The image of her in a straight jacket mumbling about needing to get to work shot through her mind. "Fine, but why her?

RELENA: Equal...
JAY: And opposite...

Why not some cute guy?"

LEENA(Kiyone): Tenchi’s taken...

The voice was quiet. "Ha, knew that one would stump you." She said. Of course, if you don't know how am I supposed to?

[(Kiyone) You’re supposed to be me without all the lies I use to protect myself from myself.]

Kiyone shrugged and sighed."In that case why don't you do something constructive?"

JAY: Build a Tongue Depressor Tower.

Hey these are your thoughts. "In that case why am I trying to hook me up with Mihoshi?"

TOM(Turbo): Wait for it...

Because you love her. "No I..." She stopped again and looked out into the woods. "Ok, what if I do?

CROW: Then BOTH sides of your bed will be taken.

It would still be weird and she probably doesn't feel like that anyway. I mean look at her. She's probably got a ton of guys whenever she goes out." In that case why does she spend all her time with you?

JOK: She has a thing for teal-heads?

Kiyone looked back towards the house. Besides, didn't she say you were beautiful?

MANA: Love as I say, not as I do.

Kiyone smiled and blushed a bit at that last thought, then she frowned and shook her head. "No. That was nothing." But doubts began eating away at her. What if it wasn't nothing?

JAY: Then it was something.

You only focused on your own face when you watched the tape. What did you see in her eyes?

TOM(Londo Mollari): Nothing. I saw nothing.

"Nothing, just that same dopey expression I see every time she looks at me." The same expression you saw on your face when you two sang. "No... well yeah I guess." She screamed and threw a hand full of dirt. "When did life get so slagging complicated?"

TROWA: Birth.

Nobody answered.
Looking up at the leaves above her she thought about Mihoshi. She thought about the blond detectives face, the way that one strand of hair was always getting caught in her eyelashes, the way she laughed when she was watching her cartoons.

CROW: Ren and Stimpy.

How she would twirl her feet when she was listening to music.
How the heck did Tenchi handle this?

JAY: Not deciding.

These feelings in her were too confusing. Always before she could figure out what she was feeling and why. But now she felt so helpless. And the thought of actually kissing Mihoshi was just...

CROW: Heaven.

whoa!

RELENA(Singing): STOP! In the name of love!

Where the hell did that one come from?

[Clayton Overstreet’s mind.]

Her kissing Mihoshi. No way would that ever happen... would it?

JAY(Turbo): Wait for it...

The idea sent a chill down her spine.

JOK: Sub-Zero LIVES!

She had to talk with Mihoshi. If she could only figure out some way to get her partner to tell her how she felt before she said anything.

Kiyone got home just before sunset. Tenchi was already there and was sitting with Ryoko discussing their trip. Aeka was reading a romance novel. Noboyuki had just gotten home from work and was coming down the stairs. Sasami called everyone for dinner and Mihoshi shot down the stairs past him. Kiyone looked up when she saw Mihoshi but suddenly looked down and blushed.
Mihoshi bit her lip excitedly and sat down at the table. Once everyone was seated and eating she sat quietly and looked down at her plate. Tenchi was telling everyone, "The carrots are almost ready. And I graduate next week too." Ryoko grinned and hugged him tightly. "And then we get to go on our honeymoon don't we Tenchi dear."

JAY/RELENA: Don’t use the Universal Karma Sutra the first time out.
KOEING(Over intercom): #In stereo even.#

Tenchi blushed and Aeka shivered. She still hadn't gotten used to the idea that babies weren't left in trees by the goddess. And of course once they were alone Sasami had shocked her by saying that she had known all along how babies were made.

MANA: She IS the goddess, so she WOULD know that they aren’t made in heaven and left in trees.

"So Kiyone, where were you all day? We missed you at lunch." Tenchi asked. "Are you feeling alright?"

CROW(Kiyone): Haven’t met her yet.

Kiyone nodded and took a bite of her food. I'm fine Tenchi, I just needed to think about some things." Tenchi smiled and nodded. Sasami smiled and looked at her. "Hey Kiyone, I heard you and Mihoshi playing that tape before you left. When you two sing together it sounds really good." Kiyone blushed and tried to think of a response. Washu stepped in. "I saw that too. Thanks again for getting that for me."

[Goddess Double Trouble...]

Kiyone mentally kicked herself. If she had known what was going to be on that tape she would never have let Washu anywhere near it. "But aside from that there wasn't anything really remarkable about it." Kiyone's eyes shot up and looked at Washu who gave her a wink.

JOK(Kiyone): WASHU! I don’t WANT your wink!

Tenchi was looking at Ryoko and she was looking back at him. Everyone else was talking about something or other so that only Kiyone saw the wink. She bit her lip and nodded gratefully.
Unfortunately Washu had just been confirming her suspicions and decided to tease her. "By the way, I was going over the mind data from the first mechanical Washu and found some interesting things. You'd be amazed at the way Mihoshi sees some people."

ROME(Washu): Tenchi looks red, Ryoko is white, Aeka is green, Sasami is blue, I’m yellow, and Kiyone’s a RIOT of colors.

Despite herself Kiyone's interest was peeked. She was listening intently to what Washu was about to say. "Washu that's not right. If Mihoshi wanted to tell us what she thinks of us that's up to her." Mihoshi looked up at Washu. "What do I think of everyone?"

*Facefaults for all!*

Washu and the others moaned. Kiyone however wanted to head Washu off before she said something that Kiyone might regret. "You already know what you think Mihoshi." Mihoshi bit her lip. "Oh."
Washu grinned. "Well I was just going to say she's a lot smarter than we give her credit for. In fact if I didn't know better, I'd swear she used that airhead attitude to manipulate us. Like right now for example. I'd almost think there was something she wanted me to tell someone so she wouldn't have too."

JAY: Clayton, how much did Jim pay you to put that in?

Mihoshi blushed and looked down at her plate exactly as Kiyone had done. "Now Washu, how could I possibly manipulate anyone?" Washu was about to respond when Tenchi put his hand up. "Enough Washu, teasing her" Washu pouted and took a bite of her food.
Kiyone however had noticed that Mihoshi was avoiding looking at her all of a sudden. She knew that the blond wasn't THAT air headed. Had even been in special operations before being assigned to be Kiyone's problem. But the thought that she used her innocent comments to manipulate a situation... No way.

RELENA: How do you think this oaf got me to marry him?
JAY: My wit, charm, and good looks?
RELENA(Putting a finger to her chin thoughtfully): No... Wasn’t any of that.
*Jay grabs her and kisses her on the lips.*
RELENA(As they separate): That’s it.

Once they were in their room Kiyone sat on her bed looking at the wall. She didn't even try to get any work started. Mihoshi noticed this and watched her for a while. "Kiyone are you alright? You ran out of the house this morning before answering my question." Kiyone looked up at her and blushed again. "Um... what question Mihoshi?"

CROW(Mihoshi): Will you marry me?

Mihoshi grinned. "I asked what you thought of the tape of us singing." Kiyone's blush deepened. I have to get this over or my nose will start bleeding like Tenchi's does, she thought to herself. "Well, I ... I mean it was... it got me thinking." Mihoshi's grin got just a bit bigger. "Oh? And what exactly were you thinking about?"

JAY(Kiyone): You in a pool of chocolate sauce... *WHAK!*
RELENA(Putting away the frying pan): There’ll be none of that!
TROWA(To Jay): Ah, the joys of married life, you can’t get away with anything any more.
JAY(To Trowa): Watch it buster, I’m still an author...

Kiyone's jaw dropped in shock.
"I don't believe it! She was right and you do it!" Mihoshi tried to look empty headed and innocent. "What do you mean Kiyone?"

TOM(Kiyone): You cheat at golf!

Kiyone jumped up from her bed and pointed a finger right at her face. "See! You're doing it again. You're trying to find out what I think by asking little questions!" Mihoshi's eyes got real big and she shook her head softly. "Now what would make you say something like that?"

MANA: It’s true.

Kiyone was too caught up to realize she was being tricked, "Because that's what I was planning to...I mean um..." She sat back on her bed her face completely red.
Mihoshi bit her lip and giggled. "And what exactly were you planning Kiyone?"

TROWA(Kiyone): Your death.

Kiyone closed her eyes and shook her head. No way was this happening. Maybe she was misreading things Maybe Mihoshi's questions were completely innocent. There was only one way to find out. Taking a deep breath she looked at Mihoshi. "What do you think I was planning?"

CROW(Mihoshi): My rape.

Mihoshi grinned and blushed. A small giggle escaped her lips, "It wouldn't be polite to second guess someone."
Kiyone sat there quietly for a while thinking. "So Mihoshi... you never did tell me. Ever have a boyfriend?" Mihoshi nodded but didn't stop smiling. "A long time ago when I was in school. But I didn't really get along with him. I've got... other interests now." She giggled again. "How about you Kiyone?"

[She’s MARRIED... to her job.]

Kiyone blushed and shook her head. "Uh... no. Too busy I guess." Mihoshi looked at her closely and smiled at her. "Well there must be someone you like..."

MANA(Kiyone, typical teenage girl): That American, Leonardo DiCaprio, is SO dreamy...

Kiyone rolled over and looked at the wall. "Maybe... Oh would you look at the time. I need to get to sleep." She pulled the covers over her head. "But Kiyone, you're still in your clothes." Kiyone covered her head. "Uh... that way I'm ready in the morning. Good night Mihoshi."
Mihoshi pouted. "Good night Kiyone. I guess I'll just change my clothes and go to bed if you are." She got up and took off her shirt. Kiyone had her head under the blankets. She had seen Mihoshi change before, why did this time feel so different?

[Now you’re getting aroused by it.]

She peeked out from under the blanket. Mihoshi's back was to her and she was busy undoing her bra. Kiyone watched her for a
second. Suddenly Mihoshi glanced back at her and she covered her head up again. Mihoshi smiled and giggled slightly. Then she frowned. What if she really doesn't like me? Maybe she just acts that way when we sing because she likes singing.
Quietly and quickly Mihoshi put her nightclothes on and got into bed. She lay on her side looking towards the blob under Kiyone's blanket. Finally after a long time she closed her eyes and went to sleep. Once she heard Mihoshi's snoring Kiyone poked her head out from under the blanket. She watched Mihoshi asleep in the bed in front of her. She hadn't actually clarified anything. Mihoshi could have been dancing around her questions or she could have just been acting like herself. All she'd really done was make herself feel embarrassed.
Wait, that wasn't entirely true. She had found out that Mihoshi didn't actually have a boyfriend. She smiled and shook her head in self-amazement. How had she gone from total denial to actually planning on ways to find out if she could be part of Mihoshi's love life?

ALL: Yes.

She shook her head. It didn't matter, it had happened. Now she just had to keep from embarrassing herself. If she were wrong about Mihoshi she would just make her partner feel uncomfortable around her. Now Kiyone knew a little about what Tenchi must have been going through. She really should apologize for teasing him so much.
She watched Mihoshi breath for a while and smiled. She seemed so peaceful and cute laying there. Cute?

CROW: Or kawii?

She wanted to dismiss the thought but couldn't. It was absolutely true in her opinion and she had to admit it. She was attracted to Mihoshi. She smiled and closed her eyes. Then, she too drifted off into sleep. That night Mihoshi's face danced at the edge of her dreams.

The next morning Mihoshi woke up to the smell of Sasami's cooking coming from downstairs. Slowly she opened her eyes and saw Kiyone changing her clothes. She grinned and as Kiyone slipped her new shirt on said, "I thought you said you were sleeping in your clothes so you'd be ready in the morning." Kiyone jumped and looked down at her. She took a deep breath and managed a smiled. "Oh... I just... changed my mind.

JAY: Something wrong with your present one?

Come on or we'll be late for breakfast." She ran downstairs leaving Mihoshi to get dressed. Mihoshi sighed and climbed out of bed. Then she got an idea. Tenchi used to run away from Ryoko like that. But then again he acted that way when Aeka was around too. Feeling sad she went to her dresser and got some clothes.
Downstairs Kiyone picked up her plate from Sasami and headed towards the table. "Kiyone?"
JOK: Nope, your OTHER teal-haired roomie.

Kiyone stopped and smiled at Sasami. "Yes?"

CROW(Sasami): Have fun. (Kiyone) Who’s she?

Sasami looked up at her. "I know you said you were alright and everything, but you've been really quiet lately." She looked down that the little princess. Sasami always seemed to be able to tell when something wasn't right. "It's just something I'm working on Sasami." Sasami nodded then just as Kiyone turned she said. "Is that what you call it?"

[Show-stopper, right there.]

Kiyone stopped cold and turned back to Sasami who had turned to get her own plate. "What... what do you mean?"

CROW(Kiyone, singing): I’ve been workin’ on Mihoshi, all the live long day...
JAY: Crow, that was wrong.
[It should have been (Jim-ohki, singing) I’ve been workin’ on Mihoshi, all the live long day...]

Sasami kept her face perfectly calm. "Oh nothing. By the way on a completely unrelated subject you might want to put away that tape of yours. I found it in the VCR yesterday." She walked passed Kiyone who stood there with her face turning red again.
She deserved that and she knew it. Sasami wouldn't tell but the princess had made a good point. She shouldn't have referred to it as work. Kiyone calmed down and went to sit at the table. She kept shooting glances towards the television however waiting for her chance to casually get the tape out without anyone asking questions. Mihoshi came down the stairs and cheerily said," Good morning Kiyone." Kiyone blushed and said, "Um... good morning Mihoshi." Mihoshi's face fell for a second and she went to the kitchen to get her plate.

[(Victor Melling) I wish I could explain, but there are no words.]

Kiyone just seemed so... distant. Maybe she'd figured out that Mihoshi liked her and was trying to avoid her. At that moment Mihoshi wished she would at least yell at her. Then she'd know for sure what was happening. Then again maybe Kiyone did like her and she cheered up. She could just be embarrassed.
Mihoshi came out of the kitchen smiling and Kiyone smiled at her too. Mihoshi's heart leaped. Then Kiyone looked back at her food. She was still smiling though so Mihoshi had hope. "So Kiyone, want to go hang out by the lake today and sunbathe?" Kiyone's eyes widened and she bit her lip. Mihoshi started, "Of course if you don't want to..." She was cut off. "No Mihoshi it's alright. I mean I have nothing else to do and since we saved Jurai this place has been moved out of the major traffic area so there is nothing else to do... So sure, let's hang out by the lake after chores are done." She couldn't believe she'd said that.
Washu and Sasami took that moment to sip some milk from theory glasses to hide their grins of amusement. Then they both saw each other across the table...
JAY: Clayton, don’t you dare or I’m paying you a visit, and not as a MSTer.

Nah. Maybe next time I run out of story ideas or want to write a lemon.

JAY: Gooood Overstreet...

They just both winked and set their glasses down. Aeka had finally decided that the whole sex thing was a fact of life and was chatting with Yosho about the things they missed about Jurai.

CROW(Yosho): Jurai’s freedom of sex... It was almost like the United States’ 60's here on Earth...

Tenchi and Ryoko were eating breakfast while Ryoko kept trying to grab his hand under the table. Mihoshi watched them and wished that Kiyone would do that with her.
After breakfast Sasami assigned chores while Tenchi and the other men went off to school and work. Kiyone heard her named mentioned and snapped out of her daydreams. "Kiyone why don't you clean up the living room?"

JOK(Kiyone): I don’t know, why don’t I?

She glanced towards the VCR and Kiyone nodded. "Sure thing Sasami." She got to work on the living room, vacuuming under the furniture and dusting the tables. Finally she finished and quickly popped the tape out. She carried it up to her room and hid it under her bed. Mihoshi came in right after she pulled her hand out and saw her bending over her bed.

CROW(Mihoshi thinking): God, I wish I had a dildo right now...

She smiled and let her eyes travel over Kiyone's body. Kiyone stood up and suddenly saw Mihoshi standing there. "Um... hi Mihoshi." Mihoshi smiled and said, "Hi Kiyone! Are you ready?"

[Let’s get ready to RUUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!!]

Kiyone panicked for a second before remembering their plans. "Oh... the lake right. Sure." Mihoshi smiled and turned to her dresser. She grabbed her bathing suit. Kiyone blushed only just realizing that she would need to change into her suit to.
Mihoshi turned around smiling. "Aren't you going to get changed Kiyone? I think you'd look really cute in that one you wore to the swimsuit contest. And this time maybe you wont get any tan lines.”

ALL: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kiyone nodded numbly and Mihoshi tossed her swim suit. She caught it and froze when Mihoshi started taking off her shirt. Then she blushed as she realized that Mihoshi had neglected to wear a bra. Mihoshi turned to Kiyone, "Come on, we don't have all day." Kiyone swallowed and slowly began removing her clothes. Once she was down to nothing she quickly put on her top and bottom. For a split second she stopped and looked at Mihoshi's body. For some reason she had stopped before putting on her swimsuit to stretch. But of course it couldn't be the blatant come on it seemed. No Mihoshi was just touching her toes... she had to be.

MANA: Just keep telling yourself that.

Mihoshi looked up and saw Kiyone glancing away. Smiling she put her swimsuit on and they both went to the hall closet to grab some towels. As they walked down the stairs Kiyone remarked, "You know you said that maybe today I would get no tan lines? Well for that to happen I would have to take off my bathing suit." Mihoshi grinned. "Yes you would... hey what a great idea. Why don't we just lay out there naked?" Kiyone began to stutter but couldn't think of a reasonable excuse since it was technically her idea. Besides it wasn't like she hadn't seen Mihoshi naked before right? On the way out Mihoshi grabbed a bottle of suntan lotion.

CROW: Don’t forget to get it in the ‘hard to reach places’.

They were at the lake before they knew it. They lay out their towels and Mihoshi peeled off her swimsuit. Kiyone needed something to take her eyes off of her partner so she had to remove her swimsuit too. Once she got it off she looked back at Mihoshi who was busily applying suntan lotion. Kiyone watched transfixed as Mihoshi's hands worked over her body slowly working
the oil in. Mihoshi smiled having noticed to look on Kiyone's face. Now came the test. "Um... Kiyone?" Kiyone snapped out of it and brought her eyes up to Mihoshi's. "Yeah?" Mihoshi blushed, "Would you mind getting my back?

LEENA(Kiyone): Yeah, I would.

I can't reach it." Kiyone nodded and numbly took the suntan oil. She squirted some onto her hand and reached out to apply it to her shoulders.
Mihoshi smiled and leaned back slightly into Kiyone's fingers. Kiyone pushed back and moved along Mihoshi's spine. Was it her imagination or did Mihoshi just shiver?

JOK: No, it was an earthquake.

Kiyone finally reluctantly removed her hand and began applying her own lotion. Out of the corner of her eye she saw Mihoshi watching her. She grinned and said, "Now it's your turn." Mihoshi nodded and started rubbing lotion into Kiyone's back. "Hey guys, mind if I join you?"

JAY: Saved by the space pirate.

They both jumped as Ryoko appeared next to them. Looking embarrassed they both looked up at her. "Um... no, it's fine Ryoko."
Ryoko lay out her own towel right between the two of them and her own clothes vanished. She lay down and put on some sunglasses. Kiyone and Mihoshi both sighed and lay back, trying to enjoy the sun. They all turned over after a while and lay on their bellies. The entire time all either GP officer could think about was the feel of the other's hands on their skin.
Finally Ryoko looked up at the sun. "Well, Tenchi and Noboyuki will be home soon. And if I don't get out of the sun soon I might burn." She picked up her things and teleported back to the house. Once they were gone Kiyone and Mihoshi looked at each other again, but the mood was gone. Kiyone though smiled at Mihoshi. "Thanks for putting on the suntan oil Mihoshi." Mihoshi
smiled back, "My pleasure Kiyone." Kiyone nodded and under her breath remarked, "Mine too." They put their swimsuits back on and headed towards the house.

(The lemon part.

JAY: I prefer oranges.

At this time I wish to apologize for anything that seems clich or corny.

CROW: Well, this wouldn’t be the first time corn’s been used to please girls...

I will try my best to make this chapter tasteful as possible. I didn't actually plan this, it just kind of happened. I hope you wont think any less of me for this. Next time I'll try to do this without the sex but this time it was unavoidable.)

After dinner that night Mihoshi and Kiyone went up to their room. Once they were there they sat on their beds smiling nervously at each other. Finally Kiyone asked the question that had been tormenting her for days. "Mihoshi... when you said I was beautiful... when we were watching the
tape... did you mean it?"

JOK(Mihoshi): It was opposite day.

Mihoshi nodded and looked at her eyes. "Yes. Yes I did Kiyone. Did you mean it when you said it was your pleasure to today?

[(Kiyone) I thought that was you.]
JAY(Noboyuki’s voice): Heh heh heh, I owe Washu-chan for this invisiblity ability...

About the sunscreen?" Kiyone nodded.
They both sat there and thought about what they had just said. "Mi...Mihoshi... how do you feel about me?"

TROWA(Mihoshi): Nauseous.

Kiyone asked. Mihoshi looked up and into Kiyone's eyes. Slowly she slid off her bed and walked over to Kiyone. She sat down on the other bed with her face inches away from
Kiyone's. It was now or never. "I love you Kiyone." Kiyone's breath caught in her throat and her heart began beating faster. She slowly reached up and put her hand on Mihoshi's cheek. The blond
pressed her head against it and smiled into Kiyone's eyes. "I... I love you too Mihoshi." Tears sprang from Mihoshi's eyes. Her smile spread across her face and she laughed. "Really? You mean it?"
ALL: No.

Kiyone smiled back and nodded.
Mihoshi let her arm travel around Kiyone's shoulders.

JOK(Mihoshi’s Arm): Oopsies, took a wrong turn.

Kiyone's hand slowly wrapped around Mihoshi's waist and he head tipped slightly to the left. Mihoshi closed her eyes and Kiyone did the same. Slowly they leaned in and kissed. Kiyone shivered and pushed her mouth against Mihoshi's. Mihoshi began breathing heavily her breath blowing across Kiyone's face. They both opened their eyes and backed away. "Mihoshi that was..."

[(Kiyone) DISGUSTING!]

Mihoshi nodded and said, "... incredible!" Kiyone blushed and looked at her. "Do you want to..?"

JAY(Kiyone): Go to the kareoke bar?

Mihoshi nodded again and said, "More than anything Kiyone." They kissed again, this time with their mouths open. Kiyone felt her tongue touch Mihoshi's and moaned. Mihoshi moaned in

ALL(Dull): pleasure.

response

JOK: Liar.

and ran her hand down Kiyone's side. Kiyone raised her arms up and broke apart from Mihoshi long enough for Mihoshi to remove her shirt.
Kiyone reached down and pulled Mihoshi's blouse off. Mihoshi looked into her eyes and said, "Are you sure you want to do this Kiyone. I know you've never actually had sex before so... are you sure?"

TOM(Mihoshi): I’m positive.
JAY(Kiyone): Only fools are positive.
TOM(Mihoshi): In that case, I’m negative.

Kiyone looked at her and nodded. "Mihoshi I am absolutely certain." Mihoshi grinned and leaned forward. She gently kissed Kiyone's neck and collarbone, eliciting yet another moan of pleasure from the green haired girl. Kiyone moved her hands up Mihoshi's back. Mihoshi did the same and began unhooking Kiyone's bra.
When it was finally undone Kiyone slid it off and they both backed up to admire each other's bodies. "Wow Kiyone, you got a great tan today." Mihoshi said. Kiyone grinned and replied, "You don't look so bad yourself Mihoshi." Kiyone reached down and unzipped her pants. Mihoshi did the same to hers, but kept her eyes on Kiyone's. They tossed their pants to the side. Mihoshi
wasn't wearing any panties but Kiyone still had on the bottom to her bathing suit. Mihoshi looked down at it and smiled.

CROW(Mihoshi): Kiyone, a duckie swimsuit, you?

Slowly she extended her hand and ran a finger over the cloth. Kiyone gasped slightly causing Mihoshi to look up, but Kiyone nodded for her to continue. Mihoshi leaned and kissed Kiyone again and gently squeezed Kiyone's crotch.

CROW: From clit to ass.

Kiyone meanwhile ran a hand down the side of Mihoshi's cheek, down her neck, and lay her hand across Mihoshi's breast. Mihoshi's nipple stiffened under Kiyone's fingers.

McCOY(Over intercom): It’s dead, Jay.
JAY: We only wish that were so, Bones.

"Ooo Kiyone. That feels good." Kiyone could only moan in response as Mihoshi's finger slipped into her swimsuit and began pulling it down her legs.
Mihoshi began kissing behind Kiyone's ear and moving down her body. Kiyone meanwhile had to raise her butt off the bed so that Mihoshi could get the swimsuit off. Mihoshi took the piece of cloth and tossed it onto the floor with their other clothes. Kiyone began squeezing Mihoshi's breast gently and twisting her nipple just a bit.

CROW(Singing): Do the Twist!

Mihoshi moaned and brought her own head down to Kiyone's breast. She kissed just above the nipple and licked across the edge. Kiyone moaned and slid her free hand down Mihoshi's back and across her left buttock. Then she lay back onto the bed with Mihoshi on top of her.
Mihoshi smiled at her and repositioned herself on the bed. Kiyone smiled up at her and pulled her in close. Their chests pressed against each other. "I love you Mihoshi." Mihoshi smiled back. "I love you to Kiyone. And I always will." Kiyone smiled and kissed her again. Mihoshi kissed back and moved against her. Finally they parts and Mihoshi got a grin on her face. She turned away from Kiyone and positioned herself in a sixty-nine position. Kiyone looked up and saw Mihoshi's vagina right above her face and blushed, unsure what to do. Fortunately Mihoshi didn't have that problem. She began by kissing Kiyone's inner thigh and licking the edge of her vagina. Kiyone moaned and squirmed underneath Mihoshi.
Kiyone reached up and ran her hand over Mihoshi's butt and smiled as goose bumps rose. Suddenly she noticed an odd smell coming from Mihoshi's pussy.

[The cat had taken a dump on her crotch!]

She took a closer look and Mihoshi grinned when she felt Kiyone's breath on her. She leaned down and put her lips to Kiyone's pussy lips and began licking. Kiyone moaned and rubbed her thighs against Mihoshi's cheeks. Mihoshi smiled and gently nibbled at Kiyone's clit.
Kiyone felt Mihoshi's mouth working on her and decided to return the favor. She slowly slid a finger in on either side of Mihoshi's vagina and spread it open. Mihoshi let out a soft gasp into Kiyone's crotch as she felt her partner's tongue slide into her. Mihoshi bit her lip and enjoyed it for
a minute.

ROME: She enjoyed biting her lip?

Then she slowly slid her own fingers into Kiyone. Kiyone meanwhile stopped licking and gasped in sudden pain. "Ahh!" Mihoshi stopped and looked back. "I'm sorry Kiyone. Are you alright?"

JOK(Kiyone): No, I’m left-handed.

Kiyone looked back at her and shook her head. "No... it's ok. Just go... slower." Mihoshi nodded and turned back. Kiyone lay there waiting for Mihoshi to do whatever she was going to do. She didn't have to wait long.
Mihoshi slowly slid a finger into Kiyone, being careful not to go in too far or fast. Kiyone gasped and bit down on her lip until it turned white. Mihoshi slowly slid in deeper until she felt herself press against something. She stopped and looked back at Kiyone nervously. Kiyone gritted
her teeth and suddenly pushed herself into Mihoshi's fingers and let out a shuddered moan. "Ahhh... Don't stop Mihoshi." Mihoshi slowly moved her fingers in and out rubbing against the sides of Kiyone's pussy. She saw some blood and fluids drip out and bent to lick them up.
Meanwhile Kiyone had recovered and the pain had begun to be replaced by pleasure. She leaned forward again and began licking at Mihoshi's clit, sucking at the tiny bit of juice the flowed out. They both moaned. "Kiyone I think I'm going to..."

TROWA: Die.

Mihoshi shuddered and orgasmed into Kiyone's face. Kiyone licked it all up, though some managed to drip down her face. From below she felt something tighten and she reached her own climax. Mihoshi sucked and licked until Kiyone couldn't stand it anymore and came again.
They both lay there silently for a while. Them Mihoshi turned herself around so that she faced Kiyone. They kissed again. "Thank you Mihoshi. That was wonderful." Mihoshi nodded and hugged her close. "You too Kiyone." Kiyone weakly reached down and pulled the sheets up around them. They fell asleep in each other's arms.

The end

[I’m glad...]

Author's note
Ok, yet another Kiyone Mihoshi story that ended as a lemon. I try my best but sometimes sex just kind of sneaks into the story. Of course if you weren't looking for lemons you wouldn't have seen it. Usually I write stories involving Ryoko and Tenchi. Unfortunately sometimes I run out of
ideas for them.

JAY: Then read other people’s stories about them! That’s what I do when I run out of ideas, I read what other people have written and let it inspire me.

That's why it's nice to have these too to fall back on. Don't worry, the next one I do with Mihoshi and Kiyone will be more romantic. I will also try to get it into the regular section. I can't promise anything though because I never know just how a story will develop while I'm writing it. If you wish to comment about my work feel free to email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com

[[Fic four]]

I don't own these characters or profit from them.

Karaoke night 2
By, Clayton Overstreet

Kiyone slowly opened her eyes and saw Mihoshi's face directly infront of her. Memories of the night before came flooding back to her in startling clairity. Her crotch still hurt a little, but it didn't bother her in the slightest. She ran a hand along her sleeping partner's ribs and buttock and gave her a small kiss on the lips.
"I love you Mihoshi."
Mihoshi yawned and stayed asleep, but said, "I love you Kiyone."
Kiyone smiled and ran a finger through a tangled lock of Mihoshi's hair. Then she closed her eyes and went back to sleep.
She opened her eyes as a beam of sunlight hit her in the face.

LEENA(Kiyone): OUCH! That HURT! I’m gonna have a lump there!

Mihoshi wasn't in the bed and the depression her body had made in the bed was cold. Kiyone sat up, the blankets falling off of her as she looked around the room. Even the clothes they had thrown around the bed were gone.
"It's almost like it never happened." She said to herself.
Just then the door opened and Mihoshi walked in. She was wearing a blue bathrobe and carrying some clothes bundled up in her arms. Her hair was wet and dripping a bit on the floor.
"Good morning Kiyone." She said cheerfuly. "Did you sleep well?"
"Very. Last night almost seems like a dream." She stood up and smiled at Mihoshi.
The blond flinched slightly and looked away. "You know Kiyone if you want... that's all it could have been. A one time thing that could have just been a dream."

RELENA(Julia): This is... ...a dream...
JAY(Spike): Yeah... Just a bad dream...

Kiyone blinked at Mihoshi in shock and stepped towards her, putting her arms on her shoulders. "No."
"But Kiyone..."
"No!" She slid her arms around Mihoshi's neck and looked right into her eyes. "Never Mihoshi."
"Oh Kiyone." She whispered and dropped her clothes. Putting her arms around Kiyone's waist she leaned in to close the kiss. They both moaned slightly as each tried to replace the other's tongue with her own. They broke apart and Mihoshi smiled at her. "I love you... but what do we tell everyone?"

CROW: I can see it now. (Mihoshi, reporting to the GP Marshal): Grandad, I met a woman on Earth and we’re getting married.

"I think most of them either have or will figure it out of their own." Kiyone said. She shivered and got goosebumps as Mihoshi's hair started to drip on her. "If we keep this up you'll need another shower."
"Actually that might not be suh a bad idea." Mihoshi said with a grin. "Do you want to take a bath with me?"
Kiyone looked at her with a grin. "I'm still amazed at what you can do with just a simple question."
She blushed and said, "I started when I was in special operations and had to get information while under cover. I guess it became a habit."

JAY(Asimov Solensan): Got any Bloody Marys?

"It's alright Mihoshi. I know the real you." Kiyone said. "And right now I would love to join you in the bath. But let's wait until after chores so we know we can get some time alone."
"It is kind of hard to believe isn't it Kiyone. Just three days ago the thought would have never entered your mind."
"That isn't true. I just didn't want to admit it." Kiyone said.
Mihoshi nodded and kissed her cheek again. "Come on, let's go get breakfast. I'm starving!" She turned and tripped over the edge of her robe. Kiyone laughed. For a minute she'd forgotten that Mihoshi was... well Mihoshi.

RELENA: Well, we knew she wasn’t Washu-chan.

"Sure thing." She helped Mihoshi up and they got dressed.
Downstairs the others were all sitting at the tabe already except for Yosho and Noboyuki who were already at work. As they sat down at their plates Washu was grinning at them.
"What?" Kiyone asked irritably.
"Oh nothing. I've just been experimenting with soundproofing. Didn't you notice how quiet everything was last night?"

CROW(Kiyone): Oh? I thought that Mihoshi’s screams had deafened me.

Sasami giggled conspiratorally and said, "I know I didn't hear anything."
"Knock it off." Kiyoner said, blushing almost as red as Tenchi who was trying not to notice what Ryoko was doing with her free hand.
After eating they all split up to do thir chores. Mihoshi was assigned to bedroom duty while Kiyone had to clean up the cherry blossoms from the walkway. "You know, we've been here for well over a year and I don't think the trees ever got any actual cherries."
Tenchi shrugged. "I noticed that too. The only time I haven't had to clean blossoms was when it snows and then grandpa makes me shovel that."
"Weird."
"Says the girl with green hair." He said quickly.
She laughed out loud. "I suppose when you live in a place like this a few odd trees aren't something to worry about. I mean it isn't like any of them are haunted or anything."

TOM: Want to bet?

"Um Kiyone, I didn't want to say anything to you durring breakfast, but I'm really happy for you and Mihoshi." He said. "I mean I know how I felt when Ryoko came back..." He trailed off and smiled nervously.
Kiyone looked at him for a minute and in the silence they heard something crash followed by Mihoshi saying, "Oops."
"Thank you Tenchi. I... well just thank you." She smiled softly and pictured Mihoshi's face.
Outside they heard Ryoko taunt Aeka into another fight and Tenchi got a similar look. Then they heard Sasami clear her throat and split up to do their chores. Ryo-oki looked up at Sasami and meowed.
"Well I'm not going to do all of the chores around here." She said with a grin. "And I've had it up to here with the mushy stuff."

JAY: You haven’t SEEN mushy stuff.

The cabbit nodded and followed her back to the kitchen.

Mihoshi flinched as she heard the familiar sound of a CD breaking under her heel. Looking down she saw Aeka's favorite album

[The “10 Things I Hate About You” Soundtrack...]

shattered under her foot. "Oh she's going to be mad."
Suddenly the CD pieces wiggled a bit and slid back together. The cracks vanished and an extra song appeared in the menu on the back. "I'm sorry about teasing you earlier."
Turning she saw Washu standing in the doorway. "That's alright, I didn't really mind much."
"I know, but Sasami and I got carried away. It's just hard to remember sometimes that you aren't quite as ditzy as you seem." Mihoshi raised an eyebrow and Washu grinned. "Oh didn't I tell you? I went over Mecha-Washu's memories very carefully. I understand that just knowing what you know could get me imprisoned again."
"What ever happened to those things you made that was going to destroy the universe?"
She sighed and leaned against the doorframe. "They took them apart. And for your information they only could have done that, I wasn't going to use them."
"You made the switch bright red and wrote 'Push me' on it!" Mihoshi said with a grin. "Above that you wrote 'To get unlimited wealth'."
JOK: Yep, that’s Washu-chan alright...

"I would have put it right back!" Washu insisted. "Now do you accept my apology or what?"
She smiled and nodded. "Sure. But could you not do it to Kiyone any more? She's really not up for it."
"So how was it? I mean when she said she loved you too." Washu asked.
Mihoshi closed her eyes and for a second Washu thought she was going to make a mess on Aeka's floor. "It was the single best thing that has ever happened to me."
"Didn't you win the lottery twelve times?"
"Yes." She said still smiling. "And I found a patch of five leafed clovers."
"Wow." Suddenly she looked behind Mihoshi to the window. "Hey, look at that."
Mihoshi turned and saw Tenchi sitting with Ryoko under a tree. "It looks like she's trying to ram her tongue down his throat... oh wait. She's done it." Tenchi's face was turning blue but he was still kissing Ryoko. "I think she's killing him."
Tenchi's eyes rolled up into his head and he passed out backwards against the tree. As color slowly returned to his face Washu said, "What a way to go."

JAY: If I should die during sex, I’d be dieing happy and with a smile on my face.
[You’d be dieing off duty and out of battle.]

After lunch Mihoshi took a nap on the back porch. The warm sunlight hit her body as she lay there enjoying herself.
"Mihoshi?

RELENA(Mihoshi): No, I’m Kiyone.

Are you awake?" Aeka's voice asked above her.
"Um, kind of." Mihoshi said without opening her eyes.
"I need to talk with someone. Do you mind?"
Mihoshi sat up and looked at her. Aeka's eyes were puffy and her cheeks were wet. "Aeka, were you crying?"

JAY: Wasn’t that a line in Peter Pan?

She nodded and sat down next to her. "I... I don't know what I'm doing any more. I have no idea anymore." She took a deep breath and waited for a minute. When Mihoshi didn't say anything she continued. "I have always thought of love as something between family.

ALL: Figures.

Ryoko was some outsider who was coming to take Tenchi away from me like she had everything else. Then she sacrificed herself for me and Tenchi fell in love with her. I just can't... I don't know what to do. I didn't even know how it worked until a few days ago."
"I know. Kiyone had a good laugh at that. It was really funny." Mihoshi said.
"It was not. It sounds so... messy. How could that be... well Washu explained it but still." Her crown began to glow and sparks shot through her hair. "Tenchi says he loves me but that he's in love with Ryoko. I just don't know the difference."

RELENA: Loving someone means you care for them and want them to be happy, but being in love, that happens when you find that one person who completes you, who is your equal and opposite. An example would be that I love my brother, but I’m in love with Jay...

Neither of them noticed Kiyone as she rounded the corner and then pull back when she saw them talking.
"Oh that's easy." Mihoshi said. "Loving someone like Tenchi loves you means that you want them to be happy and would do anything to keep them safe and happy."
"Then what does he feel for Ryoko?"
"The same thing plus lust, euphoria, and the fact that he is doing everything to keep her safe and happy." Mihoshi closed her eyes and smiled. "You want to be around them all the time and just staring into her eyes would just be the best thing you could ever do. It's wonderful."

JAY(Staring into a pair of ocean blue eyes): I concur...

Her eyes opened again and she saw Aeka staring at her. Blushing she looked down at the porch.
"I din't think that ever happened to me. Have you felt that way about anyone?" Aeka asked.
Mihoshi nodded numbly. "Twice. The first time was a long time ago when I was in the accademy. He graduated first though and by the time I did he had found someone else."
"I'm sorry to hear that." Aeka said. "When was the second time?"
"When I first saw Kiyone." She whispered.
The princess blinked and said, "I'm sorry, but I thought I just heard you say Kiyone."

CROW(Mihoshi): I did.

Mihoshi sat there quietly. "Oh. But I thought... I mean how can you..."
She shrugged and smiled. "My grandmother always said that you never knew who you were going to fall in love with until it hits you. When I saw her I just thought she was the most beautiful person ever, even when she yelled at me."

TOM: Wait, the GP Marshal’s wife or your grandmother on the other side of your family?

They both heard a gasp from somewhere to the left and saw Kiyone watching them. Aeka looked at her for a second and said, "Well thank you for talking to me Mihoshi. I'll see you later." She stood up and walked away.
Kiyone took her spot, sitting next to Mihoshi. "You never told me about any of your old relationships. I knew you'd had them but you never really said anything."
Mihoshi smiled at her. "That's because it isn't important." Closing her eyes she lay back in the sun.
"I suppose, but I am curious." She said. "Unless you don't want to talk about it."
Mihoshi's face hardened for a second in a way Kiyone had never seen. "His name was Milloi, he was a year older than me, aqnd he left me for a girl with orange hair. I didn't really know him and if I had I wouldn't have wanted to." She took a deep breath and her face softened again.
"I'm sorry Mihoshi." Kiyone said. She laid her head next to Mihoshi's and reached out to rub her cheek. "But what you said about when you first saw me. I was so mean to you. You waited so long and I didn't even notice. When I did I didn't want to believe it or accept how I feel about you."

JAY: You had it easy. I had to get SHOT for Relena to fall in love with me.
RELENA: Well it wasn’t my fault the Preventers were at the parameter.

Mihoshi reached out and wiped a tear off of Kiyone's cheek. "It's alright Kiyone. I would have kept waiting because I was happy just being around you. I knew you liked me because you obviusly felt guilty about it like you always do when you like something. Please don't be sad Kiyone."
They kissed each other then. As they did Kiyone thought about the moment she'd realized that Mihoshi loved her. It had been such a shock

JAY: Denryu, thunder!

that she had refused to believe it. Then she'd thought that maybe she was only reading her own feelings into it and had realized that she had fallen for Mihoshi. After that she'd wracked her brains on how to tell her partner and find out if she felt the same way.
Ryoko had almost ruined everything by showing up while they were applying each other's sunscreen. Sitting there naked with the space pirate being the only thing between them had driven her up the wall. She'd finally just asked Mihoshi how she felt about her and when the she'd said that she loved her...

[‘when the shed said that she loved her.’ Something’s wrong with that...]

Kiyone broke the kiss. "Mihoshi, I am so sorry I ever said I hated you. I never ment it no matter how mad I was at you."
"That's okay Kiyone." Mihoshi said quickly.
"No it isn't Mihoshi. Now please tell me what I can do to make it up to you."
She thought about it for a moment, getting her usual airheaded look. "Well... we did finish our chores." She smiled happily. "Race you to the baths."
Sasami looked up as she saw Kiyone and Mihoshi rush passed the kitchen and into the bathroom. Shew grinned and looked at Ryo-oki. "I think we should find something to do outside, don't you?"
"Myah." The cabbit said. Sasami took off her apron and they walked out the back door. They almost crashewd into Aeka as they did.

JAY: Crashewd? Is that anything like cashews?

"Sasami? Where are you off to?"
She blushed a bit. "Mihoshi and Kiyone need some time alone so we were going to go play."
Aeka's face turned bright red. "Oh I... I see. Um Sasami just out of curiousity... how can they... Washu told me that a man and a woman..."
The blue haired girl giggled. "I think that's their buisness Aeka. But maybe you should ask Noboyuki to lend you some of his comics when he gets home. Why were you going inside."

[H Manga being used for sex ed... Aeka’s gonna become another Noboyuki...]

Aeka almost seemed to glow red. "Well I had finished my chores and I came across Ryoko and Tenchi..." She covered her eyes. "They didn't notice me, even when I tripped over their clothes."

RYOKO(I don’t know):WAHOO! YA HEAR THAT, PRINCESS? I WIN!
*Hoag plays the FF7 victory music over the speakers.*

"Come on sis. We can go for a walk in the woods."
"Oh yes. That sounds nice and calm." They turned and walked away. "Sasami are you sure we should still be here?"
"Of course Aeka. They're still our family. Besides what would they do without us?"

JOK: Loaded question. Without Sasami they’d be in trouble, but without Aeka they’d be better off, but the two are a package deal still for a little while longer.
LEENA: What?...
JOK: I like pie.

"You're right Sasami." She said with a smile.

Kiyone smiled nervousely as she leaned against the door of the baths. She watched Mihoshi's reflection in one of the pools as she began to take off her clothes. Even with what they had been through Kiyone felt just as nervouse as she had the night before.
Mihoshi smiled and turned her back on Kiyone. "Kiyone could you help me with my bra? I think it's stuck."
Kiyone blinked in surprise. She hadn't even seen Mihoshi try to undo it. Then she caught Mihoshi's smiled and nodded. A bit hessitantly she walked over and undid the clasp. Mihoshi's bra slipped off and onto the floor by her feet, but she stood facing away from Kiyone and began taking off her pants.
Kiyone wasn't sure what to do except stare at the back of Mihoshi's head. Then she heard Mihoshi giggle and snapped out of it. Turning around herself she began taking off her own clothes. First her shirt fell to the floor and then she took off her bra. Her's had the clasp at the front and it fell behind her as it fell off. She was about to unzip her pants when she suddenly felt Mihoshi's chest press into her back and stiffened like a board. Her heart beat faster and she felt the blood rush to her face.

RELENA(Jay): Translation: They undressed.

Mihoshi brushed Kiyone's hair away from her neck and kissed right between her shoulders. Kiyone shivered as goosebumps moved over her skin and Mihoshi began working her lips along her spine. Kiyone jumped a bit as she felt Mihoshi's tongue flick between her shoulder blades. "Mi... Mihoshi what are you doing?"
"I'm helping you undress." She said. Her teeth grazrd the small of Kiyone's back and her hands slowly slid around her waist to Kiyone's zipper.
"Oh is that all?" Kiyone's voice cracked nervously.
Mihoshi's fingers closed over the zipped and slowly pulled it down. Kiyone was intensely aware as Mihoshi then popped pen the brass button holding the top of her pants closed. She stood perfectly still as she felt Mihoshi's nail's brush her waist as she slipped them into her pants and tugged down brushing her legs aswell.
Cool air hit Kiyone as her pants hit the floor and Mihoshi began taking off Kiyone's shoes. Curious Kiyone glanced down and saw Mihoshi's back again. When the laces were undone she stepped out of her shoe and Mihoshi peeled off her socks. Then she gasped as Mihoshi kissed each of her toas

JAY: When did this become a Tenchi/Bionicle crossover?

and sucked on the little one. "You've had a lot of time to plan this haven't you?"
"Yep." Mihoshi said cheerfuly and repeated the process on her other foot.
Stepping out of her pants Kiyone turned to face Mihoshi and looked down at her. She smiled back and began kissing up Kiyone's legs until she reached the white cotton panties she was

[Why is it always white cotton or pink or black silk or lace?]

wearing. Kiyone blushed again as Mihoshi's nose pressed into the growing wet spot and took them in her teeth. The strangest part was as Mihoshi pulled the thin material she looked up at
Kiyone with the same innocent look she wore when she did anything else. There wasn't even a trace of guilt or embarassment in her light blue eyes.
Kiyone smiled back and stepped out as they fell around her feet. She extended her hand to Mihoshi to help her up. Mihoshi took it and stepped closer as she went up so that her nipples rubbed into Kiyone as she did. "Come on Kiyone, let's get into the water."
"Sure Mihoshi." She let herself be dragged to the edge of the warm pool. Mihoshi let go of her hand and jumped in splashing Kiyone and making her laugh. "Hey!"
Mihoshi's head came halfway out of the water and her breasts bobbed near the top. Blowing bubbled and smiling she said, "Come on in Kiyone!"

JAY, RELENA, and HAVOC(Singing): Come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones!

She smiled and laughed again. "Okay, just give me a second." She put he foot slowly into the water until it hit the bottom, then the other. Slowly dipping into the water she let the warm liquid slowly cover her until it was up to her shoulders. Her arms were still a little painful from all of the
sweeping she had to do. "This is nice."
Mihoshi kicked her feet and swam over next to her, sitting on the bottom of the pool. "Are you feeling alright Kiyone?"
"I feel great Mihoshi." She felt the blond's hand start to slide up her leg. "And getting better by the minute."
Mihoshi nodded and ran her fingers through the patch of green hair

[Teal, Clayton. Teal.]

over Kiyone's crotch. Then she slowly slipped a finger along her clit and into her. Kiyone moaned in pleasure and reached ut with both hands to grab one of Mihoshi's breasts.
Moving her hips with Mihoshi's hand she lifted the breast out of the water and leaned forward to kiss it. She wrapped her lips over the large nipple that hardened in her mouth as she began suking

ROME: Sucking, not suking.
JAY(Victor Melling): Yes! It is always yes, never yeah.

on it softly.
"Kiyone!" Mihoshi yelled and slipped another finger into Kiyone's pussy.
Kiyone's legs snapped shut holding her hand in place and Kiyone's teeth slid over her breast. Mihoshi suddenly pulled back and spread her arms, pulling Kiyone into a hug. They both moaned as their chests met and they kissed deeply. Mihoshi bent her waist and pushed a leg between Kiyone's so that they locked together.

[(Fighter pilot) Target locked... I got tone! I got tone! Fox two!]

Kiyone felt Mihoshi's clit and pussy lips rub into her own and groaned into her mouth. Slowly she began to rub them together. Both of them began to shaked and paw at each other faster and faster until they felt every muscle below their belly buttons clench and they came into each other hard.
They stayed like that for a long time, trading small kisses and carresses. Closing her eyes Mihoshi nuzzled Kiyone's neck and said, "No regrets?"
"Never again." Kiyone said and kissed the top of Mihoshi's head. "I love you."
"Me too Kiyone."

The end

Author's note
I kept getting requests for a sequel to Karaoke Night. Let's face it Mihoshi and Kiyone make a great couple. Feel free to comment at clayton_n@hotmail.com

[[Break time, AniMSTer exit theater]]

Everyone was sitting at the briefing room table, listening to Jay singing an old Irish ballad, “~~I wish I were a butterfly, I’d fly to my love’s nest. I wish I were a linnet, I’d sing my love to rest. I wish I were a nightingale, I’d sing to the morning clear.~~” At this point he turned to face Relena, “~~I’d hold you in my arms, my love, the girl I hold so dear.~~”

“‘e really is a man of many talents. W’y does ‘e fig’t?”

[It’s very simple, Hoag, it’s in his birth and breeding, both Zeojin and human, to protect those who can’t protect themselves and to never run from a battle. To make it simpler, he fights because he has to.]

Jok joined the whispered conversation, “But he... and Relena...?”

[They are truly two halves of a single soul. Warrior of sword and warrior of word, peace by her nature and peace by his blade...]

[[[~~How I love your peaceful eyes on me...~~]]]

[[AniMSTers enter theater, final fic begins.]]

I don't own these characters or profit from them. Keep in mind I do very few lemons and so far most of them have been fairly romantic. This one... well I'll try but this was a request from several of my fans so this is mostly sex, sex, more sex, and since I did do a lemon involving Tenchi and
Ryoko last time... lesbian sex. But Ryoko and Tenchi will be there too. If you've read the other fics then you have the back-story, or if not I suggest you do so now. Also if you don't like sex or have a problem with certain kinds of sex feel free to skip those parts. Also before accusing me of being some pervert with a computer and a lot of free time read some of my other fics. I do try to do romance. But a girl I know going by Harjidt@aol.com asked me to use some of what she and her girlfriend do in a story and who am I to refuse the request of a lady?

[‘She and her GIRLFRIEND...’]
TROWA: I wouldn’t call that a lady.
JAY(Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam!): The Mississippi River broke through a protective dyke today. What’s a protective dyke? Is it a large woman standing near the river saying “Don’t go near there!”? We can’t say lesbians anymore, it’s ‘women in comfortable shoes.’
[The author would like to apologize to anyone who was offended by that last joke, and he’d like to add “But Robin Williams got away with it in a movie!”]

Karaoke Night 3
By, Clayton Overstreet


Kiyone and Mihoshi walked through the halls of the Galaxy Police Headquarters. Kiyone felt a thrill at seeing the bustling of thousands of paper pushing captains and administrators, then an almost equal sense of relief that she had so narrowly avoided becoming one of them.

TOM: See, she even has a heat burn from when she dodged it!

If it weren't for Mihoshi...
The blond suddenly stopped and tugged at Kiyone's sleeve. "Take a look at who it is."
Kiyone looked and saw Mitsuki standing next to the hot beverage machine in the hallway. She was smiling in the same way she did whenever she heard Kiyone was in trouble. They hadn't seen her since they'd gone back to Earth.
"Hey Mihoshi do you think we should?"
"I don't know Kiyone, it's kind of mean don't you think?"

JAY(Mischievous Mihoshi): Let’s do it!

Kiyone nodded and said, "You're right."
"Then again," Mihoshi said absently. "She did try to kill us."
"One... two..." They said together. "Mitsuki, tea now!"
The redhead jumped, spilling whatever her drink was down the front of her uniform. "Ahhh!" A second later she was glaring at them. "Oh it's you two."

*Mana, Tom, and Jay break down in a fit of laughter... Well, Jay’s sounds almost unholy, but it’s still laughter... ^_^*

"Hi Mitsuki, long time no see." Kiyone said absently.
"I heard you two became the royal bodyguards for that half-breed that lives on Earth. Bit of a step down isn't it Kiyone?"

CROW(Kiyone): Everyone’s the same height on a bed.

"Oh it has its perks." She said, her eyes flicking to Kiyone.
Mitsuki's eyebrows shot up and a nasty smile spread over her face. "So it's true. I'd always heard stories that you two were carpet lickers.

HOAG(PR): Munchers! Get the term roight!

What's wrong? Couldn't get a guy so you had to settle?"
Kiyone answered her by punching her in the face. Mitsui let out a cry and fell back into the wall. "Mitsuki in case you forgot I still outrank you and so does Mihoshi."

JAY(Flipping through a GP Handbook): Nope, nothing in here about assaulting a lower ranking officer.

Mitsuki sneered and wiped the blood off her lip. "Well at least we know who the guy in the relationship is." With that she turned and walked away.
Kiyone watched her go still angry. Suddenly she jumped, as Mihoshi put a hand on her shoulder. "Kiyone?"
Her muscles relaxed and she turned to her partner. "Yes Mihoshi?"
"Are you upset that she found out about..."
"No!" Kiyone said sternly. She leaned forward and kissed Mihoshi on the cheek. "I just won't let anyone say I settled if they're talking about you."
"I love you too Kiyone" Mihoshi said with a smile.
"Come on, let's go make out report."
Aeka walked out of Washu's lab with her emotions in turmoil. She'd thought that she could accept what she'd heard about... sex, and forget about it. But curiosity had gotten the better of her and she'd gone to Washu for answers.

JAY: NOT... the best of ideas...

She'd always wonder where the scientist had gotten those videos of Tenchi and Ryoko or if she should tell them about it.
Walking into her room she locked the door behind her and moved over to the full-length mirror in her closet. She looked herself over. What was it that attracted people to each other? What had she seen in Tenchi that had made her want him?

JAY: Who wants to take this one?
MANA: ME!
JAY: Anyone?
MANA: ME! PICK ME!
JAY: Someone?
MANA: OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!
JAY: *Sigh* Mana.
MANA: REBOUND!

Washu had said it was all clich s. It all amounted to what people thought was romantic. But what made it all worthwhile? Could there be pleasure in what they did?

CROW: She’s a... fucking idiot... *Smiles*
TOM: Crow, that was TERRIBLE.

Looking from side to side out of habit she slowly slipped out of her robes and let them drop to the floor. Once more she examined herself in the mirror. Her breasts were average size, not nearly as large as Ryoko's. Her butt didn't quite curve outwards as much either. But her feet were definitely smaller, with cute pink toes and thin, but firm, legs. Her belly was smooth and as her eyes traveled up she couldn't see even one wrinkle. Ryoko had some around the eyes, which wasn't surprising considering her age and past life as a pirate.
Aeka looked down again at her breasts. Washu had been in teacher mode and had been very thorough in her talk. She'd spent several minutes. Talking about the fun that someone could have with these.
She brought a hand up and cupped her left breast. She'd always thought they felt a bit like leather water balloons.

CROW: Milk balloon.

Now though they somehow seemed a bit more interesting. Even as her nipples hardened at the thought she reached out her thumb and rubbed into it.
"Oh..." She said quietly as a shiver went down her spine. It had felt odd, but not unpleasant. She decided to experiment and took each nipple between her fingers and gently squeezed. Her eyes closed and she rode the small tingles that seemed to work their way to her lap.
Suddenly her eyes snapped open as something warm and wet dripped down her leg. Looking down she wondered if she'd peed on herself, but then Washu's words came back. "'When exceptionally aroused a woman might begin to have small orgasms without even touching her vagina.'"
Aeka reached down and wiped the drop up with her finger. She brought it up to her nose and sniffed. It was a musky smell, kind of like perfume. Curious again and slightly ashamed of herself she stuck her tongue out and tasted it. It wasn't that bad. Not bad at all really. She felt more flowing down her leg.
In the videos Ryoko had seemed to enjoy sitting on Tenchi's... lap and moving her legs. That odd thing between his legs had slid into her easily enough.

JAY: It was a terrible joke, but also true, it seems. She really is an idiot when it deals with sexual situations...

Aeka wanted to try that. Washu had explained about masturbation when she'd asked how Kiyone and Mihoshi could be a couple.
Slowly sitting on the carpet Aeka stared down into the purple, pink, and red depths between her legs. Her clit was sticking into the air. It kind of looked like a smaller version of Tenchi's penis. Reaching down she pinched it like she had her nipples and moaned in sudden pleasure. It felt incredibly good and something about it seemed to make the fluids leaking out of her turn into a small river.

TOM: I don’t remember there being a river near the Masaki house...

She finally let go off it after a minute and ran her finger over the damp lips around the hole. Hadn't Washu said that this might hurt?

ALL: Yes.

That it could be very painful the first time? Then again Aeka had been hurt worse in her adventures with the others. What could be so bad?

CROW: Ye young innocent...
*Gets hit in the face with a pie.*
RELENA: RUNNING GAG!
TROWA: Jay, you’ve corrupted Relena.
JAY/RELENA(Jay): Ain’t it great?

She quickly slid her finger in and clenched her teeth in the incredible pain as she pushed through the thin layer of skin inside. It did hurt, but not as much as she'd feared. In fact as her fingers... yes fingers she realized as she saw the second one slip in, began to feel even better than rubbing her clit. Aeka groaned and moaned as she felt around inside moving deeper and deeper. Her muscles tightened around her fingers and she let out a scream.
Breathing heavily she stopped and looked between her legs. Her hand was wet and so was pretty much everything else. She brought it up to her face and slowly began licking it clean. As she did she felt a yearning from between her legs and brought her other hand down to her pussy. Rubbing it hard she slowly licked her fingers clean.

Kiyone and Mihoshi groaned as they entered the spaceship. They both flopped down in their chairs and Mihoshi said, "I think my legs are going to fall off."
"I told you we should have done the relationship forms at the house." Kiyone said. "But you wanted to goof off and sing instead so we had to report in person. You know how strict they are about keeping tabs on officers that date each other."
"Like you were fighting it all the way to the karaoke bar?"

[(Kiyone) I don’t fight strict.]

Kiyone laughed and smiled at her. "On the plus side while we were standing there I thought about what we did to Mitsuki and got an... idea." The way she said it send a shiver down Mihoshi's spine. "If you're interested. I could have it set up in a little while if you wanted to go take a bath."
"Sounds like fun." Mihoshi said. "I love surprises."
Kiyone nodded and flopped down in her seat. "The only flaw in the plan is I don't think I can move."

Ryoko smiled at Tenchi as she stood in front of the door. "Where are you going?"

CROW(Tenchi): To get laid by Aeka.

"Ryoko we should really go outside or something." Tenchi said. "It's not right to be in here listening to..."
He was interrupted as another of Aeka's moans came through the wall. "Oh gods yes!"
Ryoko's grin spread so that her fangs seemed to gleam in the light. "Actually I was thinking 'or something' Tenchi." Her hand flashed out and pressed into the front of his pants. "And so were you it seems. Should I be jealous?"

JOK(Tenchi): If you want, but I’d rather you be Ryoko.

"Ryoko you know that's not it. I can't help it." He said.
Ryoko's grin spread and she pushed him back onto the bed. "Then it's a perfectly natural thing and nothing to be embarrassed about."
"But Ryoko..." He said halfheartedly.
She ignored him as she slowly began to undo his pants. "If you only knew how many nights I spent on the roof doing that...calling out your name for hours as my fingers worked deeper and deeper."
"Actually you and I both traded stories about that. Several times," He added. But now his thoughts were clouded with hormones and the lustful sounds Ryoko and the walls were making. It took him a moment to realize his pants were around his ankles and that she was working on her dress.
"Now Tenchi, that's not how we play this. I'm supposed to tell you all the naughty things I said and did then show them to you." She said as the clothes around her waist fell. She wasn't wearing anything under them.
"I love you Ryoko." He said quietly.
She smiled and nodded. "I know you do Tenchi. I know you do." Her sharp nails slit the front of her shirt open allowing her breasts to pop out. She didn't bother to remove it. "But if you could show me I would be grateful."

CROW: Thus, Tenchi goes and gets ‘I love Ryoko’ tattooed on his penis.

She stood with her legs spread and reached out wrapping her steel hard nails and hands carefully around Tenchi's penis and listening to his breathing under Aeka's frantic cries. Ryoko held it in place as she slowly sat down and kissed Tenchi on the mouth, her tongue working its way down his throat like a snake. She grabbed his hands and pressed them roughly into the smooth flesh of her breasts and moaned into him as he squeezed hard. They both forgot about Aeka then.
Ryoko began moving her hips in slow circles, allowing Tenchi to rub into the walls of her pussy. A fact Ryoko hadn't publicized was that her clit was not entirely the same as a human woman's. It slowly slid out several thin inches in a corkscrew pattern, wrapping and tugging at the base of Tenchi's dick and balls.

MANA: Give a new meaning to the phrase ‘screw you’...

Tenchi's tongue moved over Ryoko's and around it as he slowly massaged her breasts. Despite himself he also found himself listening to Aeka's cries. Then Ryoko came and screamed out. "Tenchi, ah! More!"

In her room Aeka heard the scream and instantly froze in what she was doing. She could hear more coming from the wall. "Tenchi don't you dare stop. Deeper!"
Aeka looked down embarrassed. They must have heard her. How would she ever live it down?
But then she realized she was getting turned on again. In the back of her mind her imagination was showing her all the things she'd seen in Washu's lab and all the other things she could imagine them doing. Her hands moved as if they were alive and soon her cries mixed with Ryoko's.

Sasami smiled as she pet the furry spot between her legs and looked up at Yosho and Noboyuki with a grin of pure joy.

*EVERYONE gets out some form of weapon*

"Thanks for taking me to the zoo today." From her lap Ryo-oki meowed her agreement.

JAY: Saved your ass THAT TIME, Clayton.

Yosho nodded. "It was our pleasure Sasami."
"Yeah, it's not like anything interesting was happening at home today anyway." Noboyuki added.

CROW: Ye innocent... sorta...

They all nodded in agreement and turned back to watch the polar bears.

Mihoshi smiled up at Kiyone as the green haired detective handcuffed her to the bed on Yagami. "This is new."

JOK(Mihoshi): You painted the room mauve...

"I thought you might like it." Kiyone said and winked at her as she shackled her feet apart. "Now just hold still for a minute." She pulled a case from one of the pillows and covered Mihoshi's head.
"It's dark in here." Mihoshi said with a giggle.
Kiyone remembered a joke she'd heard and mumbled, "Now don't start that again." She looked over Mihoshi's nude body and down at her own. It was now or never. "Mihoshi you promise you won't cheat no matter what?"

JAY(Mihoshi): Ok. I won’t cheat unless you catch me at it.

"I told you I promise!" Came the reply. "Don't you believe me Kiyone?"
"Yeah." She said and stepped out of the room.
"Kiyone? Are you still here?"

TROWA: Then Overfiend lept out of the darkness, raped, and killed Mihoshi.

Mihoshi asked. She couldn't hear anyone else in the room or see anything. Actually she could have gotten loose in a second, but she trusted Kiyone implicitly.
A soft footstep hit the floor by the bed just before something cold hit Mihoshi on the chest and made her squeal.

MANA: Sub-Zero must have gotten a job doing bit parts in lemons after the Mortal Kombat games...

She felt her nipples harder even before Kiyone kissed her. She tried to kiss back but Kiyone was suddenly not there any more.
Kiyone smirked down at Mihoshi and the ice cube in her hand. As Mihoshi's body jerked at another drop of water she felt herself get wet. But now wasn't the time. She was going to take her time tonight.
She pressed the cube to Mihoshi's neck and watched as goose bumps moved over the blonde's skin. Ignoring them for a moment she moved the ice down along the graceful neck and to her collarbone where the cold water was gathering. Mihoshi's back arched as it slid lower, drawing tightening circled around the rock hard pink nipples. Her breasts seemed to tighten and rise to meet it as it pressed into her flesh.
Kiyone laughed in her evilest voice at Mihoshi's disappointed moan when the cube began moving down again. The tiny droplets spread behind the ice as she began to run it over Mihoshi's belly button. They glistened in the light and Kiyone stopped to admire her work.
Mihoshi was straining against her chains now, her hips trying to rub together. With a small growl Kiyone slapped her on the thigh with a crack and snapped, "You promised."
"I'm sorry Kiyone. I couldn't help it!" Mihoshi whined. "I want you so much. I want you to fuck me now, please!"
Kiyone felt something much warmer than the ice dribble down her legs. "Oh Mihoshi I want to. But I... I want to finish this first. Can I?"

ROME(Mihoshi): Yes, you can, but you MAY not.

"Anything Kiyone, anything. Just don't stop." Mihoshi whispered. Kiyone smiled and put the ice to her partner's skin again. She drew circles down to the golden fuzz between her legs and let the water drip between them mixing with the other fluid that was moving over Mihoshi's lap. But instead of putting it onto her pussy she moved it over the spot on her leg where Kiyone's handprint still looked red. It was all she could do to hold back as Mihoshi's legs moved a bit.
Without warning she suddenly pushed it into the pink and red flesh of Mihoshi's pussy.
"Ah! That's cold!" Mihoshi called out.
Kiyone nodded and pushed in hard. Mihoshi's clit was sticking up in the air and Mihoshi's own wetness was dripping around it. She pushed it in just a little more until the vagina muscles tightened and sucked it in.

TOM(Lucky the dog): Woops, there it went, butt just swallowed it.

Standing up and moving back to the top of the bed and the shivering Mihoshi, Kiyone tore off the pillowcase.
Mihoshi looked up at Kiyone with pleading eyes, but she turned to face the other way. Kiyone placed her knees above Mihoshi's head and between her chained arms. As Mihoshi watched she leaned down so that her breasts hung in Mihoshi's face. Her tongue flicked over a nipple but she couldn't concentrate as Kiyone began licking down the path the ice had taken.
Kiyone's tongue moved over the cold skin, licking all the water up. Goose bumps melted in her path as she pressed her teeth around Mihoshi's now red nipples.
"Ah, Kiyone. It's... it's still cold. Ah..."
Kiyone paid her no heed and continued her slow procession downwards. She came to the belly button and pressed her lips to it, sucking all the water out. Then she moved down to Mihoshi's pubic hair and sucked at that too. The smell of her musk

[Rat.]

began to kill her nose and mouth when she found herself at Mihoshi's pussy again.
Mihoshi could feel herself trying to come but the ice cube was blocking it. Her juices were building up behind it when she felt Kiyone's warm tongue slide into her. It began licking in and out very fast, stopping only to occasionally nibble on her clit.
Kiyone could feel the ice cube just at the tip of her tongue and she strained to reach it. Mihoshi's cum was squirting out behind it and she wanted all of it. She barely noticed at Mihoshi's hands slowly began to caress her butt.
"You said you wouldn't... cheat." Kiyone said into her.
"I'm not. My legs are still stuck." Mihoshi said. "But I think we both need this."
"Yes." Kiyone said and began her work again.
Mihoshi let her tongue drag over Kiyone's glistening crotch and pressed her face in between her cheeks. Her nose actually pressed into Kiyone's asshole as she began chewing on her pussy lips.
Kiyone arched back and moaned around the ice in her mouth. "Oh that feels good. Please... don't stop there."
"Here?" Mihoshi asked as she licked over Kiyone's clit. "Or here?" A finger suddenly pressed into her ass.
"That feels weird." Kiyone said. She smiled and moved her hand between Mihoshi's legs. She pushed two of her fingers into Mihoshi's pussy and moved her head to look at the other hole. "I... I don't know if I should."
"It's alright Kiyone. It's clean."

LEENA(Kiyone): But still...

Mihoshi said and rubbed harder.
Kiyone closed her eyes and extended her tongue. It didn't get the bitter taste she'd expected. Instead it was like any other flesh. Mihoshi moaned behind her and sucked at her clit. Not waiting any more Kiyone moved her fingers and tongue over her partner and enjoyed the sensations coming from her own pussy and ass.
They came again, together and took their time cleaning each other off. After a while Kiyone reached down beside the bed for the handcuff keys and let Mihoshi go. She lay there as her view of Mihoshi's crotch slid out from under her.
"Are you done already?" Mihoshi asked.
Kiyone blinked and smiled. Two tanned arms wrapped around her and pulled her back into Mihoshi's lap as equally tanned legs slid under her. She looked down and saw well-manicured nails wrap over her pale breasts and began playing with them.
"Are you going to help?"
Kiyone nodded and moved her hands between their legs. Each one began pawing at a different one of their pussies as she pushed back into Mihoshi's breasts, rubbing against her. The hands on her breasts squeezed harder, almost to the point of pain.
Mihoshi squeezed her legs around Kiyone's hand and rubbed her thighs together. She leaned forward squishing her breasts into Kiyone's back and let her mouth find her partner's. Their tongues locked as they tasted each other and groaned in stereo. They both screamed as they came again and fell back onto the bed. Neither of them felt like moving.

[Had a bit of trouble with that part, did we?]

Washu smiled at the monitors in her lab. On the first she could see Aeka still busily pawing at herself. Ryoko and Tenchi had collapsed in a heap on the bed almost at the same time as Mihoshi and Kiyone. She'd never thought her Experiment would go this well.

ALL: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

The right words and a nudge in the right places could be so useful. And Aeka actually coming in and asking about it... it didn't take a genius to know what would happen next.
But Washu was feeling turned on herself now. She really enjoyed voyeurism, but sometimes it just wasn't enough. She needed more and she needed it now.
With a snap of her fingers her clothes vanished and she stood up. Absently she reached into the drawer and grabbed something that was lost in the shadows. Reluctantly turning from the screen she walked to a small red door that appeared in the air and stepped through.
"Welcome back." MechaWashu said seductively.
She was laying in a pose that would make a professional pornographer sit up and beg. Her legs were spread wide and her arms worked over the red silk sheets of the bed. In her throat she made a low purring sound.

ROME: This looks familiar...

Washu had found it impossible to completely remove all of the personality traits of Mihoshi and Ryo-oki from the robot, but hadn't wanted to throw her away.

ROME: Okay, she can build two androids, two spaceships, and a multi-dimensional lab, but she can’t build an automatic carrot picker?
TOM: Smile and nod.

But since she couldn't be trusted to work in the lab Washu had found a new use for her. The program changes had been easy enough.
Washu held up the orange double dildo she'd taken from her desk. "Thank you. Are you ready?"
"Oh yes Washu. You know I am." She crawled on her knees over the sheets and to the edge, watching Washu carefully. "What do you want me to do this time?"

JAY: Fifty jumping jacks, ready? GO!

Washu handed her the dildo and lay down on the bed. "Get that ready for me."

TOM: It’s orange and Mecha-Washu has a little Ryo-ohki in her, she should think it’s a carrot and eat it.

MechaWashu took the rubber dick carefully and sat cross-legged at Washu's feet. With care she pressed it to her mouth. Washu watched as her double sucked at the tip using her tongue over the rubber. Saliva dripped down the length as she pulled it deeper into her mouth and throat.
Washu felt herself come just from watching, but her eyes remained glued to the cyborg. MechaWashu couldn't choke so she simply pulled it all the way into her throat. Washu could see it pressing through as she swallowed at it greedily.
Several minutes later MechaWashu pulled it carefully out and held it up for Washu's inspection. Half of the two-foot by 3 inch dildo was covered in dripping saliva. "Is this enough little Washu?"
"Oh yes." Washu hissed. "Now put it in."
"Me mistress?"

HOAG(PR, Washu): Nae, me be your wife!

MechaWashu asked hopefully. Her blue eyes and slightly cat-like voice made Washu's pussy muscles jump.
"No, in me." Washu said. "Now. Shove it into my cunt."
MechaWashu pouted prettily, then with a grin pushed it against Washu's pussy. The red headed scientist had never told the others where she'd gotten the nickname 'little Washu'. They all assumed it was because of her height. But it was actually because she had a very tight pussy.

JAY: Clayton, I hope Washu-chan drops a statue on you for this.

The tip of the wet dildo slipped into her, but it balked a little ways in. MechaWashu grinned and the sound of hydraulic hinges filled the room. She slowly forced it into Washu as the scientist squirmed on the bed.
"Ah... it's so big!" Washu said. "Harder! Do it harder."
MechaWashu complied and shoved it all the way in. Washu's pussy bled softly and she screamed in pleasure and pain. MechaWashu stuck out a finger to clear away the drop of blood and slowly licked it up.
Washu slowly propped up on her elbows and smiled at MechaWashu in a way that would have made anyone else freeze in terror. "Now what shall I do with you?

RELENA: Play... chess.
JAY: You forget how they keep warm in Russia.
RELENA: In that case, play checkers

Will you tell me?"

ALL: No.

"Please Mistress!" MechaWashu said and yowled like a cat. "Please do it."
"Do what exactly?" Washu asked casually as she scooted slowly closer to her. "You have to tell me what you want me to do." She'd almost ruined her machines when Mihoshi had asked Kiyone to fuck her. She wanted to hear more. "I want to hear all those nasty little words."
MechaWashu blushed and looked down. "I... I don't know if I can say them. Mihoshi's personality is..."

JOK(Mecha-Washu): Much like Serena’s.

"But I can't do them if you don't say it." Washu said. "And I want to do it."
The robot nodded and smiled at her. "Please Washu, fuck me now. I want to hump me and suck my tits."
"Good girl. Do you want to prepare this too?" She moved her hips up and showed off the dry end of the dildo.
"No Mistress." MechaWashu said as she eyed it. "I want it in me like that. I want it to grind in."
Washu nodded and watched as MechaWashu's legs spread in readiness. She scooted down again, enjoying the feel of the wet rubber inside of her. She moved onto her side and slid one leg under the doppelganger's butt. MechaWashu whimpered and waited.
Washu moved forward a bit and watched as she traced the tip all around a pussy that in every detail matched her own. It was just as tight and as she pushed in and her end rewarded her by pressing in just a bit more.
"Oh yes." Washu said over the cyborg's purrs and yowls. "Such a naughty robot you are. What should I do with you?"

KOEING(over intercom): #As Jay’s threatened me with a couple times, turn it into an E-Z Bake Oven!#

"Fuck me harder." The robot said. She reached down, grabbed it, and shoved it in. There was a squeal like skidding tires. "I need more."
Washu felt her end get pulled out a little as her muscles clenched in an effort to hold on. She always enjoyed the surprises MechaWashu came up with. If she'd managed to just imprint her own personality they would have simply made the same moves at the same time. But the two other personalities mixed with hers in the cyborg's mainframe added all sorts of little differences.
She analyzed it even as she felt her opposite's hips jerk as she was trying to pull back again.
"Ah... so nasty." She moaned. "What other things will you do?"

JAY(Mecha-Washu): Thirty situps, forty push ups, and another thirty chin ups.

MechaWashu's eyes glittered and Washu heard a mechanical sound just before the dildo inside her began to vibrate. Looking down she saw MechaWashu's hips and legs shaking with such incredible speed that the dildo was buzzing as it rubbed inside. But that wasn't all.
The upper half of MechaWashu's body moved up with another hydraulic sound until she was crouching over Washu's shaking body.
"I will make you cum." The robot said. "Until you can't feel your legs. I will make your pussy hurt for a month."
Washu closed her eyes. "Do whatever you want." Then she hissed as MechaWashu's nails dug into her arms.
Above her the robot's torso pushed down and chewed softly on her neck. Between her legs the vibrations had gotten so intense she was going numb as her pussy hung on tightly. Her body was bent at odd angles and her back was beginning to hurt too. Peeking out she saw MechaWashu lapping up the drops of blood leaking from beneath her nails.
Washu felt her weary muscles clamp down on the dildo and she cried out. MechaWashu slowly stopped vibrating and let her go. Washu lay there totally still as her double slid off and pulled the dildo out of her.
"Will that be all?" MechaWashu asked.

TOM(Washu): Iron my lab coats, shine my door-crab, and feed the specimens.

Washu shook her head lazily. "No. Clean me off first and massage me for a while."
"Should I heal your cuts?"
"Not now. I will handle it later." She said.
Without looking she waited until she felt MechaWashu's tongue carefully lapping at the edges and sides of her abused vagina. Small slurping sounds followed as mechanical fingers gently massaged the muscles around it. She came again and glanced down to see the juices dripping over MechaWashu's face.
MechaWashu's tongue slid out to almost a foot in length and licked her face clean while Washu watched. Then it moved down like a monkey's tail and lapped at Washu's crotch.
Almost an hour later Washu gave the robot permission to go recharge her power pack. Lying on the soft sheets she sent a mental command to some of her devices and the small cuts and bruises all over her healed up. Her pussy became tight again and she nuzzled against a pillow.
Then a sound caught her ears. She remembered that she'd left the monitors on in her lab. Aeka's groans were getting louder again. Ryoko and Tenchi could be heard going at it again as well. Then finally Kiyone's familiar moans came to her ears.
"Don't they ever stop?"

CROW: Only to sleep and eat.

Washu asked desperately as parts of her body reset themselves and she felt the hormones kick in again. "Well if it's a race they want..." With a grin she spread her legs and waited for MechaWashu's return.

The end


Author's Note

Well? Okay some of it got a bit odd. But then again since you're here I assume you read most of it and have managed to clean off your computer screen.

*Everyone throws a pie at the screen.*
ALL: RUNNING GAG!

So what did you think? I do a lot of research before writing anything so I can guarantee that people actually do this stuff. So tell me what you thought at clayton_n@hotmail.com or fanficauthor2002@yahoo.com I almost added a scene where they had to arrest someone and Mihoshi had mixed the regular handcuffs up with some fuzzy pink ones, but that would be going too far yes?

CROW: No.

[[Fic ends, AniMSTers exit theater]]

“Havoc, where’s my husband?”

[Sorry, Miss Relena, I can’t tell anyone, even you that.]

That got the princess in a huff, “And why not?!”
[Jay’s wanting to relax and gather his thoughts. Find out what he wants to do, what he wants to MST...] Havoc did want to tell her, but Jay had entered a restricted access command on his location... but maybe... Elvis Presley’s Blue Hawaii come over the speakers.

“Ah ha. Thanks...”

**==

Relena paused at the monitor to enter a couple commands, then entered the holodeck.

“Ya got any ketchup in that bag?”

“Lipstick. Same color.”

“Nah, lipstick’s too fattening.”

“Where’s Chad?”

The young Hawaiian male at the campfire gestured to a guy on a surfboard, “Out there on his surfboard. It’s like he never left.”

Relena undid a knot and her skirt dropped off leaving her in a one piece, “Well he’s about to be BEACHED.” She ran over into the water and swam out to where Jay was floating.

“Took you long enough, how many hints did he have to drop?”

“One. He played Blue Hawaii. That gave it away.”

Jay slid off the board into the water, “What is it?”

“Just wanted to be near you.”

“I know that feeling...” He floated close to her, wrapped his arms around her, and they kissed...

And kissed...

And kissed...

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JAY: Hey Relena, whatever happened to Mrs. Darlien? I’ve never gotten to meet my mother-in-law.
RELENA: Honestly, I don’t know.

JAY: And while we try and locate her, hit me over the head for not keeping my big grinner shut.

HAVOC: [Next MST: In-Laws and Redneck Otakus.]

RELENA: What ever DID happen to mom?

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I know, it’s still pretty long, but this should help Clayton with his complaints about his fics not being MSTed. “And just think, at that time I was OBEYING the speed limit.” Myself in another series I write. Comments, crits, and complaints can be sent to turbomagnus@excite.com
I own what I own, which is Jay, Koeing, and the Anime Star.

Anime Star MST #21
“In-Laws and Redneck Otakus”
By Turbo Magnus

“What do you mean, no go?”

“I mean we’re doing short fics, so only five of us are going in.”

[[[”Get some more rice! Get the minute rice!”]]]

[[AniMSTers enter theater, fic one begins]]

HOAG(Projection Room): Roll call!
ROME: No title or summary?
JAY: There’s no title... It’s just called Prelude. The summary is Gendo
gets a visit from a VERY unhappy mother-in-law.
RELENA: That wouldn’t be good.
MANA(Perks up): This is something Dad wrote!
TROWA: Why me?

here's what happened to Gendo
Scene: Bridge of Central Dogma.

Makoto: Commander Ikari, Blue pattern detected, its blowing out the
scanners!

Gendo: What? There are no more Angels left. What is it?

ROME: Your worst nightmare.
TROWA/JAY(Simultaneous): You don’t want to know what my worst
nightmares are like.

Maya: Unknown, sir. None of the scanners are getting a clear reading.
All the observation posts are reporting malfunctions. All VTOL craft
sent to investigate have been destroyed! What the heck? All of the pilots
are alive!

Gendo: Angels never spare humans, so what could it be?

JAY: AHHHH!!!! It’s the Visitors!
[Like I said, he knows a lot about old shows and movies.]

Maya: It's allowing itself to be seen.

Makoto: Sir, its identifying itself. Its...

[Donald Trump.]

Its your mother-in-law.

Gendo(nervously): Indeed, begin evacuatio-

Makoto: Sir, it says it want to talk to you.

TROWA: Talk meaning kill.

Gendo: Indeed, as I said, evacuate all personal.

???: Gendo, I'm getting impatient!

Gendo: Fuyutski, You have command.

Gendo leaves.

Fuyutski: There goes a stupid, stupid man.

Bridge Bunnies all nod solemnly.

RELENA: Brake for them.

Gendo Ikari was never seen or heard from again. Only his glasses were
found and unearthly screams were heard somewhere in Kyoto for at least a
month.

What a happy ending.

ALL(Except Mana, dully): Yea.

I don't like Gendo,

ROME: We guessed that.

That is the prelude to my "Forever United" fic. Chewy

JAY: Carmel cookie bits.

[[Fic two]]

You may be a redneck otaku if...

[you make a ‘you may be a redneck otaku if...’ list.]

1. your entire anime collection has lines through the middle of the
screen because of crappy satelite reception.

[Or is mostly stored on your PC.]

2. if you find nothing wrong with Juraian marriage customs.

RELENA: I’m sorry, no offense to Aeka or Tayliana, but I do find
something wrong with them.

3. if your series' family does not fork.

JAY: What if it spoons or knifes?

4. If your idea of a bishoujo is your sister.
5. if your idea of a convention involves taking over the projection
booth at the local drive in theater.

[Author says, “Might try that if I can find someone in my town BESIDES
the Z-heads.]

6. if your fansubs have accents to the subtitles. "Y'all look out for
that thar tentacle beast now."
7. Your Anime collection is worth more than your trailer.
8. You wonder why in Evangelion, they don't just set up a big bug
zapper to destroy them thar angels.

MANA: We would have, but the only one with enough beer for all of
Tokyo-3 was Misato and she wouldn’t share.

9. You claim to have seen Ryo-ohki outside your trailer window.
10. If you've ever been too drunk to Cosplay.
11. You name your Blue-tick Coonhound Ain. and he actually has better
computer skills than some people you know.
12. You attempt to built a Gundam out of the sheetmetal around your
house.
13. If you have even tried to weld two of the prongs on a pitchfork
together to make the Lance Of Longinus.
14. If you have hunted with all the guns in Rally Vincent's collection.
15. If you have ever made your own version of the dragonslave using a
lighter and one of your farts.

JAY: Does a Fireball with a lighter and a can of hair spray count?

16. If people ask to see your I.D. and you show them your BrainDream.
"See here? This is Ed-type person."
17. If you have ever done a Karaoke version of "Dueling Bangos"
18. If you can belch any or all of the following, "My Omellette" "Cruel
Angel's Thesis" "Komm Susser Todd" "Give a reason for life"
19. If your you mow your lawn and find more than 4 Gundams.

JAY: Or if you clean out your shed and find more than a half dozen MS.

20. If you have Eva Unit-00 up on blocks in your yard.
21. If you wonder what Misato would look like in a tubetop.
22. If your cosplay costume is better than your most formal set of
pants.
23. If you have ever had Spam flavored Pockie.
24. If you have to recrank your Mecha at every intersection.
25. If you can easily match Misato drink for drink, Her Yesiba for your
moonshine.
26. If you've ever eaten roadkill Pikachu.

KOEING(Over intercom): #It was tasty too!#
JAY(to the reader): Anyone think I have a dislike of that damn yellow
mouse?

27. If your mecha works and your car doesn't.
28. If you wonder what Belldandy would look like dressed in overalls
and checkerboard shirt.
29. If you porch collapses and kills more than 4 cabbits.

RELENA: Hmmm.... Do Data Dogs count?

30. If you stare at the spiral-like rust stain in your sink, you start
to hear voices from the internet.
31. If you wonder would Belldandy look like in tube-top.
32. If you've ever had a busterrifle wedding.
33. If you've ever wanted to give Excel some pointers on how to cook
that dog of her's.
34. If you've ever felt the need to tell Lain, "Just shoot the damn
ravens, already!"
35. If you can't remember the last time you bathed, but you can
remember exactly what you wore to sakuracon in 1998.
36. IF fangirls shy away from you because of your smell, and your going
as a Himura Kenshin.
37. If you have ever considered using Super Taboo as a guide to dating.
38. If you ever confused Dukes of Hazard with Speed Racer.
39. If think the complete Overfiend series and a jug of Moonshine can
raise any mood.
40. If you have ever used Ducttape to repair your Mecha.

TROWA(Sighing): Had to have been REBB...

41. If you've ever tried to turn your tailer into a replica of the
BeBop using spare parts from your truck.
42. If you build a treefort almost five trees big with an old swing set
tower as well and naming it Central Dogma count.

JAY: I suggested that one, and I’m guilty of it. Or was when I was
younger...
43. You've ever wanted a buster rifle to hunt with.
44.Your kid in NERV is sending home an EVA one piece at a time.
45. Your Gundam has a trailer hitch.
46. You tell the repo man to take the truck, but leave the mecha.
47.Your bumper sticker reads: 'My other truck's a Zoid.

LEENA: My only vehicle is a Zoid.
JAY: I have several.

48. if your car has an "I brake for bridge bunnies." bumper sticker.
(A.N: Damn right!)

JAY: I suggested that one too.

49. Your Mecha has a trailer hitch.

LEENA: Does it count if you pilot a Gustav?

[[Fics end, AniMSTers exit theater.]]


>
>(There is a profile outline of J.T. on a chalkboard that he steps
into then turns to face the reader, ala "Masterpiece Theater.")
>J.T.: We have been challenged by our old sparring partner Clayton
Overstreet to continue to shread "Karaoke Night". As always
accompanied by an incarnation of Soundwave I created, Havoc, Kay,
and myself step into the theater for the first of a series of MSTs
involving Lesbianism, Sadism and masochisism, bondage and dicipline,
romance, and masturbation, in other words, your usual Overstreet
lemon. And now, without futher ado, I give you...
>
>Self Insert MST #12
>"Overstreet Once More, Part One: 'Royal Science'"
>By J.T. Magnus
>
> "Excuse me? I can't? BULLSHIT."
>
> [Something wrong?]
>
> "Havoc, download and upload Karaoke Night four, NO ONE tells me
whether I can or can't handle MSTing something..." J.T. stormed out
of his quarters towards the turbolift...
>
>**==
>
>[[The SIMSTers meet in front of and file into the theater.]]
>[Everyone here?]
>J.T.: Defender of the Right to Oversleep!
>KAY: Protector of the Ability to buy anime and manga!
>SW: Guardian: sanity.
>[Any guests?]
>J.T.: Just us freaks of nature.
>
>I don't own these characters in this fic or profit from them. The
sick stuff that happens in it however is all my doing.
>
>KAY: YAY! This is gonna be better than last MST! ^_^
>
>It's a lemon. It involves S&M and "foul" language.
>
>J.T.: For the record, how do you define "foul" language?
>
>You have been warned.
>
>J.T.(BW Megatron): "Suggestion noted, and ignored."
>
>Karaoke Night 4
>By, Clayton Overstreet
>
>Six weeks. Six weeks since that embarrassing day. Aeka lay on her
bed staring at the ceiling and for the millionth time the events
played themselves out.
>
>J.T.(Narration): Flashback: Tenchi turns to face the girls...
>[(Tenchi) Girls, I've asked everyone to come here today for a
reason I'm certain you've been able to guess: the announcement of my
choice.]
>J.T.(narration): Ryoko and Aeka glare at each other, each certain
she had won as Tenchi turned to Ryoko and dropped to one knee.
>[(Tenchi) Ryoko, will you marry me? (Ryoko): YES!]
>J.T.(narration): Aeka had a heart attack and died on the spot,
Sasami was left in the custody of Yosho, Tenchi, and Ryoko as being
her closest living relatives in the area. The End.
>KAY(Singing, Tenchi): ~~Found a ring, hit my knees, couldn't talk,
couldn't breathe...~~
>
>At first she remembered that she'd refused to believe it.
>
>J.T.: Yes Aeka, that is where babies come from.
>
>The entire idea was ridiculous and revolting.
>
>KAY: Hell no, it's natural.
>
>But the taunting laughter of the others had driven all that from
her mind... especially Ryoko's.
> Then had come acceptance. After all Tenchi had chosen and how he
and the others chose to spend their time alone had been none of her
business. Aeka would simply play with her sister and talk to them
when they were around.
> That hadn't worked out like she'd hoped. Sasami was a great kid...
but she was a kid. And the others. Whenever she looked at them she
couldn't help noticing glances and body language that she knew
involved "it" and was well aware that she was being left out.
>
>J.T.: They're special and you SUCK!!!
>
> Finally curiosity and loneliness had gotten the better of her.
Obviously to the others it was a commonplace subject. It was like
answering questions children asked.
>
>KAY(Nodding): Mm-hm...
>
>The answers were never in detail because everyone assumed that they
were obvious.
>
>KAY(Nodding): Mm-hm...
>
>And Aeka didn't know what questions to ask or how to ask. So she'd
gone to the only person around who had any clue about how to teach.
>Three hours later she'd stumbled out of Washu's lab with all her
questions answered and then some, but new ones forming in her mind.
Why would somebody do that?
>
>J.T.(Ticking them off on his fingers): Punishment, Pleasure,
Reproduction, sealing an alliance...
>
>How could they stand something so... messy? Washu had told her
there were other ways.
>But her thoughts brought about physical reactions that she hadn't
noticed before. Things she'd just put out of her mind, as "one of
those things" for most of her life, but that she now knew were
physical reactions to desire and hormones. Slowly she'd felt her
mind sinking into those reactions and almost unconsciously she'd
worked her way up to the solitude of her room. Then just as she'd
learned in Washu's lab she began to explore herself.
>
>KAY(Explorer): I claim this genital region in the name of Jurai!
>
>A short time later, riding the strange feelings coming from inside
her she realized how much noise she was making... and that it wasn't
just her. Ryoko and Tenchi's voices had joined hers.
>
>J.T.: Seems this part interlocks with the last part.
>
>Shocked at first, her emotions twisting inside her, stopping was
the one idea that had quickly fled her mind. Embarrassing as it was
to realize that they heard her and to know what they were doing Aeka
had been unable to control herself. Hours later she'd been too tired
to think about it and had merely decided to clean herself up and
take care of the consequences after dinner.
>After all it was only Lord Tenchi and Ryoko. She knew in her heart
that Tenchi would make Ryoko promise not to tell. And Washu had said
not to be embarrassed. Everyone in the house, including her little
sister, knew far more about it than Aeka did and didn't care.
>
>KAY: Almost like your cousin's girlfriend.
>J.T.: Let's see, more arrogant and egotistical than a Magni,
overbearing, and a bitch with no life experience... Yep, sounds like
her. (To the fic Aeka) Hey, Aeka, you never went under the name
Danielle, did you?
>
>This was proven when at dinner instead of fighting, both she and
Ryoko had kept the conversation civilized and aside from a few
smirks and the occasional comment that could be taken either way
(all of which earned her a jab in the ribs from Tenchi that made
every one worth while to the princess), nothing had come of it.
>When Mihoshi and Kiyone came back and the others went out to greet
them, she'd attracted Washu's attention and hung back.
>"Yes Aeka?"
>Aeka took a deep breath and said, "Washu... I know you probably
know what happened up in my room. You showed me enough of Tenchi and
Ryoko. More than enough really." Washu chuckled and Aeka felt
herself blush. "And I know you said not to be embarrassed... but I
can't seem to help it."
>"And you want me to tell you how you can stop blushing all the time
whenever it... comes up?" Washu
>
>J.T.: THAT, Washu-chan, is probably the worst pun I've seen in a
while...
>
>winked and Aeka felt her face heat up even more.
>"Yes."
>"Well princess my advice is to just keep practicing until you're
used to it. Don't worry Aeka. The feelings you're having are
normal."
>So that was that, Aeka decided. She'd simply have to find her
private moments and get it out of her system when she could and them
forget about it like the others did. After all they all seemed
perfectly normal and did all sorts of other things. Tenchi still
worked in the fields; Mihoshi and Kiyone still went on patrol and
did their jobs, and Sasami (If she did it. Aeka didn't have the
courage to ask)
>
>J.T.: Clayton. she'd better not be doing it...
>
>still cooked, cleaned, and played with Ryo-ohki.
>That plan was easier said than done. At first she'd found it
difficult to chose the right time. For two days she'd been unable to
decide. The urge to once again experience the feeling increased.
Part of Washu's lecture had included tampons, but it seemed that
Aeka would be spared that embarrassment. Juraian females were
designed with a "reservoir" just on the inside of their labia.
Unless they were spread out then it simply pooled.
>
>J.T.: I'm not gonna claim I'm an expert on the female body, but if
my memory is certain, the tampon is used to absorb the MENSTRUAL
FLOW, not arousal.
>
>This seemed like a good idea at the time... but then Aeka had begun
to wish she had the excuse to use one. Doing it in the shower had
just seemed counter productive and Ryoko would just show up at the
door and start banging until she couldn't concentrate.
> On the third day it was taking all of her self-control and some
very loose outfits to hide the shaking
>
>KAY(Singing): ~~Shake! Rattle and roll!~~
>
>in her legs. Everything had reminded her of it. Every commercial,
every piece of food, and it was best not to get her started on how
she felt watching her soap operas.
>
>J.T.: If she has any taste, she felt like vomiting.
>KAY: Bro, if only the good die young, we'll live forever...
>J.T.(Singing): ~~I'd rather laugh with the sinners...~~
>BOTH(Singing): ~~...Than cry with the saints... The sinners are
much more fun... And only the good die young...~~
>
>Ryoko was still complaining about the broken on/off switch on the
remote. In the end Aeka had simply excused herself and made her way
as gracefully as possible out the back door.
> For three weeks that was the way of things. Over and over again
Aeka replayed the first time in her head and continued to enjoy it.
Sometimes she pictured what Mihoshi and Kiyone might be doing... not
hard thanks to Washu's oh so thorough library of films.
>
>KAY: Voyuerism is so.... unsatisfying...
>J.T.: Old.
>KAY: "Look, but don't touch."?
>J.T.: Kidstuff.
>[I have always liked this one... Maybe you'll remember it...]
>ALL: "WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!"
>
>Then she'd tried Tenchi and Ryoko. Somehow that didn't work though.
She couldn't imagine how it might feel for a man
>
>[Use a banana.]
>J.T.(Anita): So just imagine the bananas are the real thing... In a
land called "every man's fantasy".
>
>and Ryoko wasn't exactly her idea of a perfect mate.
>Time worked against her though. Washu had been right about it
becoming commonplace. Aeka hadn't thought that would be a problem.
In her mind eventually it would be something she hardly thought
about. She might stroke herself off in the shower in a few minutes
and be able to go about her day normally.
>Instead it began to get harder and harder to finish herself off.
She felt like a heroine addict who'd developed immunity. Sneaking
into Noboyuki's room she'd managed to find enough material to keep
herself mentally turned on for another week. But again it quickly
fell short. The feeling was still there but she couldn't make it go
away. It simply kept building and building until she found herself
picturing sex all the time in ways she hadn't even considered.
>
>ALL: NYMPHO!
>
>Pairing her friends off with herself and each other in her mind.
Mentally dressing them up in things they'd never wear and that Aeka
had only seen in the magazines. Watching Sasami when she slept and
getting urges she KNEW she'd kill herself if she ever acted upon.
>
>J.T.: You'd have to beat every MSTer in existance to the punch...
kick... sword swing... and gun shot.
>KAY: You forgot "Magic Spell."
>
>It was excruciating torture.
>
> Six weeks, she thought. Six weeks since the events that had
triggered this living hell. Aeka wished she'd never heard about any
of it. That she could go back and erase all the... depravity!
>
>KAY: THERE'S the Aeka we all know and dispise. (Aeka) "I'll have
what I want and to hell with anyone, anything, or any-time that gets
between me and my goal."
>
> Suddenly she sat up and laughed. "Of course! Washu!" Washu had a
time machine! It could change things. And Washu would know how to do
it!
>
>[Three words, which might not apply in this universe, but still...]

>J.T.: Temporal!
>KAY: Prime!
>[Directive!]
>J.T.: "No one goes back."
>
> Ten minutes of pounding on the door later she was racing through
the dark corridors of the lab and straight towards the work area.
"Washu! Washu I need your help!"
>
>KAY: You need help all right...
>
> Washu listened to all of Aeka's complaints. She did so calmly and
with what Aeka thought was a sympathetic look on her face. That was
why it was so surprising to the princess when she said, "No."
> "What? But I explained! I have to do it!" Aeka screeched.
> Washu shook her head. "Aeka the event with Tenchi was an isolated
incident that I was certain I could get the science academy to
allow. As you learned from the Haruna incident they keep very close
tabs on time travel and dimensional shifts. After what happened when
I was thrown out the last time, they made me swear not to endanger
the universe again or they would use me as a lab subject."
> "Ha! You would never let that happen." Aeka snapped.
> "True, but at the same time I happen to think time travel should
only be used in life or death situations. Not because a little girl
is having problems accepting herself. Do you honestly think stopping
yourself from finding out about it that last time would keep you
from experiencing this all over again? Am I supposed to keep sending
you back in time over and over so that you can feel pure forever?
>
>J.T.: Wasn't that an episode of "Fantasy Island"? The woman wanted
to be a virgin again, so she had to relive her life and take the
other option at the times she hopped into bed with a guy...
>
> Besides, I thought the problem was that you can't do what you want
me to stop you from doing."
> Aeka moaned and sunk to her feet. "But it won't stop! Oh gods I
want it. I want to feel it! But I can't make it happen!" Trembling
all over she pressed her face into the cold floor.
> She jumped when she felt Washu's hand squeeze her shoulder. "Aeka
stand up. I'll see what I can do to help." Aeka felt surprisingly
strong hands help her to her feet. Sobbing softly she stood on shaky
legs and allowed Washu to coax her forward. "Now take off your
clothes and lay down on the table. I'm going to run some tests."
> Aeka did as she was told. Her mind thudding she didn't even think
of feeling embarrassed as she peeled off the robe she was wearing.
Focusing she managed to find the metal slab in front of her and
slipped onto it. The perspiration on her skin caused her to stick a
bit. Her entire body was so numb she barely noticed Washu attach the
electrodes to the sides of her head and hit her with the green
scanning beam.
> "Aeka. Aeka can you hear me?" Washu's voice sounded very far away.

> "Yes." She whispered.
> "I'm going to induce an artificial orgasm. It's going to pinch at
first, but it'll begin to feel good quickly. Do you understand?"
>
>J.T.(Aeka): No, speak Juraian.
>
> That penetrated the fog of her brain. Washu would make it stop.
Washu, who had taught her everything about it in the first place.
Washu who could give her release. Washu...
>
>[Yeah, Washu, that's Washu.]
>J.T./KAY: That's Washu-CHAN!
>WASHU-CHAN(?): THAT'S RIGHT!
>J.T.(Sighs): Former AniMSTers... (Anime Star MSTs #1 - #7)
>
> "Now! Do it now!" Aeka screamed. She heard her voice echoing
through the lab.
> Washu was right, she thought. It did pinch and it did feel good.
Of course Washu is always right, the thought popped up. She can do
anything.
>
>KAY: Yourself included.
>
>Washu's image danced through Aeka's brain as she felt the intense
pleasure. Inside her Aeka realized that there was only one person
responsible for the incredible feelings she was having. As her hips
buckled and her ass slapped the warmed metal beneath her she
screamed out Washu's name again and again. Demanded more. Begged for
more. Muscles in her legs stretched passed the point of pain as she
through her legs opened and screeched. In her mind all she could see
was Washu's face. And then darkness.
>
> Aeka woke up and saw Tenchi's concerned face floating over her.
"Aeka? Aeka are you okay?"
> "Tenchi, look she'd fine. I told you." Ryoko's voice
> "Sister, can you sit up?" Sasami said.
> Aeka did so and looked around. She was on her futon. "How... how
did I get here?"
> "Washu teleported you out. She said you were helping her with some
sleep research."
>
>KAY: Yeah, into wet dreams.
>
>Tenchi said. "When you didn't wake up Sasami and I got worried."
> "Oh. Thank you but I'm fine." Aeka said. "Did Washu say anything
else?"
> "Only that if you want to see what her results were to stop by
within the next two days." Tenchi said. "Are you sure you're okay?"
> Aeka forced a smile and said, "As long as I've woken up with
everything I went to sleep with I'm fine." She yawned. Then she
quickly asked, "I do have everything I had yesterday right?"
> "Yes, unless you didn't have three arms." Ryoko said.
> "Ryoko!" Sasami and Tenchi said as Aeka briefly wiggled her
fingers.
>
>*J.T. and Kay chuckle*
>
> "Look, I'm still a little tired." Aeka said. "I think I'll just
relax. And if I don't wake up in two days get help."
> "Okay." They all said taking her very seriously.
> When they'd left Aeka sighed and relaxed back into the covers.
Staring at the ceiling she took stock of how she felt. Tired was her
first thought. It was like every piece of her was barely holding
together. Surprise came next. She knew that after everything she'd
done writhing around in the lab she should hurt all over. Regret
settled over her like a cloud. Washu had probably used something to
heal her. She knew she should feel relief. She could think again and
she was the urges she'd been having had faded like a bad dream. In
fact her entire body was in perfect shape.
> "So why do I feel robbed?"
>
>[The S&M Queen's just a Servant!]
>
>She asked. In her mind somehow she felt she'd earned every bruise
and every strained muscle. It was only fair after all that time.
Shaking her head to try to sort through her thoughts, she didn't
even know when it was she fell asleep.
>
> The next day Aeka was sitting at the breakfast table and trying to
swallow. Tenchi and the others were planning out their day. Somehow
it all seemed the same though. Tenchi going off to the fields,
Sasami playing with Ryo-ohki... what was the point really?
>
>J.T.: When you find that one person, that single being that
completes you, and feel whole... it all seems so right and you just
can't understand how you lived beforehand. You start to forget that
the two of you were never together because everything is so...
perfect.
>KAY: You really love her, don't you?
>J.T.: With all I have to offer...
>
> "Aeka?" Sasami asked.
> Aeka looked up. "Huh?"
> "You barely touched your breakfast."
> "Oh. I'm sorry Sasami. I'm just not very hungry."
> Sasami smiled and hugged her. "It's okay." Then she cleared the
table.
> Aeka realized that most of the others were already gone. Mihoshi
and Kiyone hadn't been by lately, having been busy with their newest
part time jobs. Washu hadn't joined them for breakfast. The only
ones left were Ryoko and Tenchi and he was on his way out the door.
While she watched he leaned over and kissed Ryoko, then turned and
walked out the door. Ryoko teleported, probably going somewhere to
soak up the sun.
>Aeka thought about that kiss. Somehow the thought of having someone
to kiss her like that seemed to no longer matter to her. In fact she
realized she felt nothing towards that kind of contact. Shivering
she wrapped her arms around her shoulders and stared at her
reflection in the blank television screen.
>Admit it, you're turning into a pervert, a voice inside her said.
>
>J.T.: Hm...
>KAY: Washu-chan with a mallet as Akane?
>J.T.: Yep.
>
>But how can it be? Washu said there was nothing wrong as long as
nobody else gets hurt. So why do I feel so guilty about these
thoughts? Washu would probably know. Washu knows everything.
>Aeka slapped both hands on her cheeks hard. "Snap out of it!" She
was blushing uncontrollably. Washu's face was still dancing through
her head. Well that and other parts. "But that's improper... isn't
it?"
>
>J.T.: Improper, yes. Wrong, yes. Immoral, yes. Inappropriate, yes.
Does Clayton give a damn, no. Will he do it, no shit, Sherlock.
>KAY(Bobby Kennedy, "Missiles of October"{Even a close approximation
of the voice.}): "Irritate, yes. Inhibit, no."
>
>How was she going to solve this? Washu was the one with all the
answers. But Aeka couldn't talk to Washu about... well about being
attracted to Washu. There, she'd said it, more or less. To herself
anyway. So whom was she going to talk to? Ryo-ohki? Yeah right, and
have Ryoko appear just in time to make fun of her.
>
>KAY(Ryoko): Hey, Princess, since you want to date Little Washu,
does this mean I can call you "Dad"?
>
>Noboyuki would want to join in and Aeka found the thought
disgusting. Mihoshi and Kiyone weren't around. They at least had
experience, but once again Aeka wouldn't be able to count on them
keeping quiet about it. Not that she was ashamed. As a princess she
could do whatever she wanted. She just wanted to do it quietly for
now.
>
>KAY: But what if she or Washu-chan are Screamers?
>J.T.: That's just like you, Kay, a voice of reason, albeit
perverted... ^_^
>
>There really was only one answer. In the next few minutes she was
working her way up the steps to the shrine. She knocked on the door
and waited.
>"You may enter," Yosho said.
>
>KAY(Chief Demon Lieutenant): "My lord, Satan."
>J.T.(Ace Ventura): "Yes, Satan?" Oh, excuse us, Yosho, we thought
you were someone else.
>
>Sliding open the door Aeka quietly stepped inside and sat down
across from where Yosho sat cross-legged. "Yosho, I need advice. If
you would be so kind."
>"That is why I am here Aeka. I noticed at breakfast today that you
seemed distracted."
>
>J.T.: Nah, what was your first clue, the salt in the tea?
>[The sugar on the eggs?]
>KAY: Or her calling everyone Washu. (beat) CHAN! WASHU-CHAN!
>WASHU-CHAN(?): You're learning. ^_^
>
>"Yes, I am. Lately I've been going through some things and I'm
having a problem handling them." She took a deep breath. "Only one
person has been helping me and I," She stopped and took a deep
breath. "I don't know how to express my gratitude in an acceptable
way."
>"Does this involve Tenchi?" Yosho asked.
>Aeka smiled, mostly glad that even Yosho could be wrong. "No. I
love Tenchi, but this is different. I don't... you can't tell anyone
what I say can you?"
>
>J.T.: He ain't a lawyer, and you ain't his client.
>KAY: He ain't a Catholic priest, he's a Shinto priest, and I don't
think they have Confession.
>[(Col. Jessup) "Roll the dice and take your chances."]
>
>"I will not." He said.
>"I don't lust after him. Not the way I thought I did before."
>"Ah. And this other person. I take it that you refer to someone in
the house? That leaves me with four possibilities and I believe the
appropriate one would have red hair."
>
>[(Aeka as Spock) They would have red hair.]
>
>Aeka looked at her lap and nodded and Yosho continued. "What's the
rest of it?" Aeka told him. All of it. "I see. That's why you wanted
an 'acceptable' way to express your gratitude."
> Yes, but that's not all. I know that if I can't find some way to
release myself, I'll have to keep going back to Washu and I'm afraid
I'll do something to embarrass myself in front of her. I couldn't
stand that."
> "Aeka, I am a priest. I have had only two great loves in my life
and while each of them enjoyed certain things... I don't know
anything about this. I feel that perhaps you are talking with the
wrong person about this. Has it helped any to actually say these
things out loud?"
> Aeka took a hissing breath through her teeth. "I suppose. Thank
you Yosho."
> "Any time Aeka." He leaned forward and helped her to her feet.
>
> Washu heard a hesitant knock at the door and pressed a button on
her computer. A door appeared behind her and opened, allowing Aeka
to walk directly to her. "Here for your test results?"
>
>KAY(Aeka): Nope, just a quick servicing.
>J.T.(Mechanic): You need a lube job, check your oil, and rotate
your tires in addition to a complete engine rebuild.
>[That made no sense.]
>J.T.: Yep! ^_^
>
> "Yes. And to thank you Washu. For helping me the other day and for
whenever you might have to in the future."
> "It is interesting." Washu said, pressing a button on her
computer. "I checked your readings and brain wave patters.
>
>SW: Proper: Patterns.
>J.T.(Ray Kowalski): "Well, pitter-patter, let's get at 'er."
>
>You know it took a lot to bring you over. More than I expected.
Also you seemed to get off at the most bizarre moment."
> Aeka looked at the screen over her shoulder. "I'm afraid I don't
understand. What is so odd about it?"
> "It wasn't the pleasure part you enjoyed the most."
> "Oh." Aeka said quietly.
> Washu grinned, "I'd like to ask you a few questions Aeka. You may
find them embarrassing but I need you to answer truthfully and in
detail. It's to help find a solution to your problem."
> "Okay." Aeka said.
> Moments later she was once again laying on the table, Washu's
electrodes attached to her head.
> "I know a lot already." Washu said. "This is all very new to you,
but you're catching on remarkably quickly and with a lot of
enthusiasm." Aeka smiled weakly when Washu giggled. "Now what have
you been fantasizing about when you masturbate?"
>
>KAY(Aeka): Boys, Girls, Animals, Trees, Dinner, my left hand, my
right hand, vibrators, whips, chains, death, life, nerds, jocks...
>
>"Everything." Aeka said. "Anything I could think of lately.
>
>[Damn... for once Kay's right... Isn't that one of the signs?]
>J.T.: If everything someone says is one of the signs was a sign,
there'd be seven hundred instead of just plain seven.
>
>Before I had my problem it was just the things you've told me and
showed me and what I found in Noboyuki's room."
>"Nobody has touched you though have they?" Washu asked.
>"I'm afraid that most of the candidates for that have been taken."
Aeka said.
>
>KAY: Only Sasami, Yosho, Noboyuki, and Washu-chan are free... Yosho
is her brother, and has made it clear that's a no-go... Even
Clayton's not foolish enough to use Sasami... And let's face it: A
Noboyuki lemon? Might be popular in nursing homes, with those who
can't read it, or the folks who ARE foolish enough to write Sasami
lemons.
>
>"Most?" Washu said, catching an easy slip. "That indicates that
there are other people in the house that you harbor attractions
for."
> Aeka hesitated before saying, "Yes." After all if Yosho figured it
out Washu was probably three jumps ahead. "I'm sure you know."
> "I could hazard a guess. But a good scientist, even the best,
always leaves room for interpretation."
>
>J.T.(Groucho Marx): "A child of five would understand this. Send
someone to fetch a child of five."
>
> "It's you Washu." Aeka said flatly.
> "Yeah, I know. But can you think why? After all this does strike
me as kind of sudden."
> Aeka was just going to say she didn't know, but Washu had asked
her to be honest. "There are many things I guess. You're beautiful.
All of us are. You're strong, energetic, and in control at all
times. You're also helpful and when you aren't cackling your laugh
is kind of soft and comforting." She paused. "Though I can't really
fault you there. When I get excited my laughter isn't always the
calmest sound."
> "Is that all?" Washu asked. Aeka noticed her voice seemed deeper
somehow.
> "No. I guess what really decided it was how helpful you've been
through this whole thing. You understand what I've been going
through and you haven't been taunting me about it. I understand now
how naive I've been, and you've been doing your best to guide me
through it."
> Washu nodded and walked towards the table. "Aeka do you trust me
to help you more? To help you find out who you are?"
> "With my life." She said without hesitation. "Though if this
involves putting my head in a jar I'd like to rephrase that."
>
>KAY: What if it involves putting other parts of your anatomy in
jars?
>
> Washu chuckled and leaned over her. "Not exactly. But I need you
to trust me. I've done a complete profiling on you Aeka. I've added
in the new data and everything you've told me about your
experiences. Then I added everything about your upbringing and
anything else I could think of."
> "And what did you discover."
>
>[(Take your pick of nitpickers) "YOU CAN'T ASK A QUESTION WITHOUT A
QUESTION MARK!"]
>
> "When you think about the pleasure part of sex, what comes to mind
Aeka?"
> Aeka stared up at Washu's green eyes. "The first time I did it,
when I was in my room and doing it for the first time."
> "And what was different about that time?" Washu moved closer.
"Tell me what parts you liked."
> "I honestly don't know. I suppose because it was new. It hurt a
lot but after a while I didn't notice. The pain just became part of
the pleasure. Even the embarrassment I felt when I heard Ryoko and
Tenchi through the wall and realized they could hear me." Her words
were coming faster now, more easily as Washu circled the table. "I
didn't need to think. I didn't know what to expect or what might
happen next. I was afraid and embarrassed and hurt and I liked all
of it. When it ended the last part was great too."
> "But by itself it isn't enough is it? Just to want to finish
doesn't quiet do it for you does it princess?"
> Aeka looked up at her in shock. "Washu!" She froze when the
scientist reached down and cupped her cheek in a hand that was just
as smooth as Aeka had imagined. "What are you doing?"
> "I'm going to give you what you want Aeka. What you need. But that
might not be what you think it is. That's why I need you to trust me
to do what's right for you and that I know what that is."
> "Washu? I..." Aeka looked into Washu's eyes and nodded. "I trust
you."
>
>KAY: If "Trust me" means "Screw you" in LA, does that mean "Trust
you" means "Screw me"?
>J.T.: In this case, it might as well...
>
> "Good." Washu ran the back of her hand along Aeka's cheek. "The
psyche profile said that you have what I would deem control issues."

> "But I'm a princess. I'm going to rule the empire. I have to be in
control." Aeka said. "Unwavering and unquestioned."
>
>J.T.: Know something, I can't read people. I can read the
enviroment, situations, animals, etc, to a point I don't realize to
what level I'm doing it, what I call Super Instinct. Since I can't
read people as automatically as other things, I study people,
specifics and types, and I'm sorry, Priss-cess, but that research
shows that often, not always, but often, in a relationship which
involves... the less pleasurable aspects of intercourse, it is often
the one who has to be, is, or is trained to be in control during
"Normal" times that is the submissive partner.
>KAY: Boy, we have GOT to buy you that bulldozer, you have WAY too
much free time...
>
> "Yes. But that's not what you want is it?" Washu smiled and leaned
over her. Aeka was aware of the scientist's breasts pressing into
her through the shirt Washu was wearing. It was pink with a brown
skirt. It's amazing what you notice when your heart is about to leap
through your chest.
>
>*Kay makes a... "bakat" sound*
>
>"You want someone else to take control and make you do all the
things you don't have the courage to do on your own. Someone
powerful enough to do it."
> "Yes." Aeka said, still staring at Washu's chest. "But this feels
so wrong."
>
>J.T.(Singing): ~~Heaven's just a sin away...~~
>
>"Doesn't it though?" Washu said with a grin. "Now do you want to
know what I want you to do Aeka? Do you want me to tell you?" Aeka
nodded. "Good. But if I go too far I want you to tell me. Can I
trust you with that?" Aeka nodded and jumped when the table she was
on began to tip forward.
>"What are you going to do?"
>
>KAY(Washu): Kill you.
>J.T.(Aeka): WHAT!?!
>
>"I'm going to give you what you really want Aeka. And I'm going to
take what I want from you. Do you understand?"
>"Take?" Aeka felt a bit of fear in her stomach.
>
>J.T.: Fear's a good thing. A stupid person has none, a brave person
does. Stupidity is not knowing the risks and consequences and doing
it, bravery is knowing them, knowing what they mean if you fail,
knowing what can happen to your loved ones if you fail, and THEN
going ahead and doing it anyway.
>
>"Oh yes." Washu's voice came from somewhere behind her. "I want to
take it from you. I need you to struggle and try to keep what I'm
going after."
>"But then how will you know if you've gone too far?" Aeka shivered
at the thought. "What if I really want to stop?"
>
>KAY(Washu): I ignore you and keep going.
>[Nah, that's MECHA-Washu.]
>J.T.: 'Ey! I don't care if you read ahead, but leave the blatant
plot foreshadowing to 'Storm.
>
>"Then you'll have to say something. Something you don't normally
say when you're scared. That way I'll know if you're serious." Washu
stepped around the table. "Unless you don't want to."
>Aeka was speechless. Washu was standing in front of her in what
appeared to be an outfit made of green latex rubber. Well not so
much an outfit as an outline. There were two thigh high boots and
gloves that went up to her elbows. Just under her breasts was what
would have been a bra except it only lifted, not covering anything.
The rest of her body was completely bare and as Aeka's gaze moved
over it, parts of Washu were getting wetter by the minute. Aeka also
realized that she was in the same predicament.
>Her first instinct was to turn and run.
>
>[Follow your instincts...]
>
>Everything in her body screamed for her to do just that as she
realized what Washu was planning. The magazines had called it S&M
and bondage. Those had been something she'd only skimmed in the
magazines. There was no doubt in her mind who would be in charge if
she allowed this to continue. The humiliation Aeka would suffer if
she submitted to this. Washu had already hinted that it would hurt
too. Pain, servitude, and humiliation loomed in Aeka's future.
>
>J.T.(Bush from Exploitation Now): "OOO... Cue that slow ominous
background music."
>
>"Ramen." Aeka said.
>
>MAGNI: What flavor?
>
> "What?" Washu looked genuinely confused.
> Aeka kept staring at Washu's body and said, "If I say ramen, you
know like the noodles, you stop. I don't care if it's because I'm
too afraid or whatever."
> Washu smiled and without warning darted forward to roughly kiss
Aeka on the lips, forcing her tongue passed the startled princess's
lips. Aeka's eyes widened and then she began to reciprocate, her own
tongue flicking at the invader of its turf. As her arms rose to wrap
around Washu she was shocked when the red head slapped them away.
> "What..." She was stopped by another slap, this time across her
face.
> "You do not move unless I tell you. You do not speak unless I ask
you a question. If you do you will be punished." Washu was pleased
to note Aeka's nipples harden quickly and felt her own tighten in
response. "Very good." Washu reached out and took Aeka's chin
between her fingers. "Now my little pet, we're going to establish
some rules. First off you will call me Little Washu whenever you
answer a question. Do you understand?"
> "Yes." Aeka could barely breathe. She was shaking. She shook more
as Washu slapped the other cheek.
> "What was that?" Washu's voice was cold and stern.
>
>KAY(Boot Recruit): LITTLE WASHU, YES, LITTLE WASHU!
>
> "Yes, Little Washu." Aeka amended.
> "Much better." Washu said. She leaned in and slowly licked across
Aeka's cheek. "Obedience will be rewarded. But first tell me
something. What do you feel like right now? Knowing that it's within
your power to stop me and that you don't want to? What would you
call someone like that?" Aeka hesitated. Washu's hand shot out and
roughly grabbed her nipple between three fingers, twisting it hard
enough to make Aeka cry out. "Well princess? What would you call
someone who would debase herself like this just for sexual release."
She leaned forward, twisting in the other direction and whispered in
Aeka's ear. "Come on. You've called Ryoko one enough."
>
>J.T.(Aeka): Who... Who... Who.. Woman of loose morals!
>KAY(Aeka): Sl... Sl... LEGSPREADER!
>[(Aeka) Ca... C... Cu... FREE DOWNLOAD!]
>*The nearby screen with Havoc's face on it recieves the strangest
looks from the others.*
>
>Aeka quietly answered the question and Washu released her chest.
"What was that?"
> "A slut." Aeka said. Washu slapped her on the nipple she had just
released. "Little Washu."
> "Very good. Now say it again, only louder. What are you?"
>
>KAY(Aeka): A dumb bitch who, in the various animes, doesn't have
the intelligence to realize my whole resin de entre (A/N: sp?) is to
provide suspense for the Ryo-Ten Relationship?
>
> "I'm a slut Little Washu."
> Washu cackled as loud as Aeka had ever heard. It sent a shiver
through her whole body. Then Washu's hand shot out again, wrapping
around Aeka's throat and squeezing almost but not quite hard enough
to cut off her air. She was roughly pushed back against the metal
table and could only watch as Washu leaned forward to suck at the
base of her neck. Aeka's legs wobbled slightly and she had to grab
the table for support and moaned. Washu grabbed her wrist and pulled
it away. "You moved." Aeka didn't respond. "What do you think I
should do with you?"
> "Could you..." She was slapped much harder this time.
> "Rule two is I decide what happens to you. Now answer again. What
should I do with you?"
> Her cheek throbbing Aeka said, "Whatever you want Little Washu."
> "And what will you do?"
>
>KAY: "If God had meant for man to swim, he would have filled the
ocean with topless mermaids."
>J.T.: This comment from out in left field is brought to you by the
Coca-Cola company, Meals On Wheels, and Squaresoft.
>
> "Whatever you say Little Washu." Aeka answered dutifully. She was
beginning to enjoy this. The fear and lust were mixing sending her
inhibitions on a vacation. It felt good and she wanted more.
> "Very good. I think I'll like my new toy."
>
>[I wonder if Washu-chan was one of those kids who had her Christmas
presents worn out by St. Patrick's Day, at the latest...]
>
>She grinned and squeezed Aeka's throat again. Pulling she forced
the princess's head to her and took another kiss. Aeka knew what
would happen if she struggled... so she did. Pushing at Washu's
chest she managed to get the scientist off of her, the latex gloves
tugging at her neck as she slipped free.
> Washu was surprised at first; mostly that Aeka would defy her so
soon. Had the princess decided she didn't want to do this after all?
Had Washu gone too far too quick?
> But Aeka didn't say the word. She didn't run. Instead she stood
with her back to the table staring at Washu with a mix of fear and
lust as bruises formed on her neck and under her left eye.
> "So... not as quick a learner as I thought." Washu said, knowing
that Aeka was just the opposite. When this was over Washu would have
to find out exactly what kind of magazines Noboyuki had in his room.

>
>KAY: While you're at it, check if he has issue six of Super Taboo,
I loaned my copy to Crow...
>
>"Disobedience must be punished."
> "No." Aeka said defiantly. Her skin was breaking out into a cold
sweat.
>
>KAY: If Blaze's training under the Sarge is any indication, Aeka's
getting off easy...
>J.T.: Speaking as J.T. the author, and also through that as Turbo
the Joe, Hell yeah, she's getting off easy. Aeka has to deal with
Washu-chan. The Joes had to deal with Beachhead, Ironhide, the
Sarge, and The Fridge...
>
> Washu's eyes flashed and she grabbed Aeka's arm, forcing her down.
Then she twisted it behind the princess's back and stuck a knee into
the back of her leg. Aeka was pushed onto her knees, her arm pressed
into her back. Washu pressed forward, pushing Aeka's face into the
cold floor. With her free hand she reached down and between Aeka's
legs, forcing her middle finger of her left hand into Aeka's pussy
and rubbing in hard.
>
>J.T.(Josie Geller): "Try being named after a guitar playing
Pussycat."
>KAY: "Stop touch her pussy... CAT! PUSSY CAT!"
>
> "First you don't do as you're told and then you tell me "no"? Such
a naughty pet you are. What do you think should be done with a pet
that doesn't do as it's told?"
>
>KAY: Take it out and blow it's brains out?
>J.T.: That's a mad dog.
>KAY: Aeka, mad dog, a bitch Aeka is and a bitch is a female dog, so
what's the difference?
>J.T.: Good point. Oh, and yes, readers, we ARE trying to outdo
Clayton in the BLATANT AEKA HATING catagory.
>
> It, Aeka realized. She is using me as a thing. She's going to use
me for her own enjoyment and then either abuse my body for her own
enjoyment or simply toss me aside. She gasped as her arm was twisted
up harder.
> "You didn't answer me." Washu hissed.
> "I don't know Little Washu." Aeka managed. Tears were pouring down
her cheeks.
>
>[Tears? You KNOW that has to hurt.]
>J.T.: Tears, not tears. This isn't ReBoot.
>
> "I think you need to be punished." Washu let her arm go and
relieved the pressure holding her to the floor. "Don't you?"
> "Yes Little Washu." Aeka said, not moving her arm or her face. She
did however squirm as Washu began moving her finger in and out of
Aeka's pussy. She felt her own juices begin to drip down her legs.
But just before she would have finished Washu removed her hand.
> Walking around in front Washu used her clean hand and lifted
Aeka's face up so she could see. Washu slipped the tip of the finger
she'd been using into her mouth and made a show of sucking on it,
flicking her tongue over the surface and moaning loudly, then
licking her lips. Then she squatted down and pushed it to Aeka's
mouth. "Suck it."
> Aeka opened her mouth. Washu's hand stayed where it was. Realizing
that she was expected to do the work Aeka moved her head forward and
wrapped her lips around the finger. The taste was bitter and she
wasn't entirely sure she liked it, but she sucked at the finger and
then pulled back.
> "I didn't tell you to stop." Washu said. "And I'm sure you can do
much better than that. Don't be afraid to use your teeth."
>
>KAY: Then Aeka bites Washu-chan's finger off.
>
> With her arm still behind her back Aeka moved her head forward
again, sucking at Washu's finger. Even as she felt the last bit of
her cum drip down her throat. She lost herself in the moment and
began to experiment.
>
>J.T.(Chuckling): For once, Washu-chan's the lab test subject.
>
>Working her tongue over the length of the finger she moaned like
Washu had when she'd been tasting it and dragged her teeth against
the rubber. She felt the finger move and looked up to see Washu
using her free hand to stroke at her own pussy. Her legs were spread
inches from Aeka's face so she could see and hear every move Washu's
fingers made. She had her eyes closed. Aeka could have easily gotten
up and run to the door. Instead she pulled back along all but the
tip of the finger and used her teeth to bite down hard.
> "Ouch!" Washu's eyes snapped open and she grinned down at Aeka.
"So you want to play rough do you?"
>
>[I've never heard of Rough. Is it by Milton-Bradley?]
>
> It was a rhetorical question, but Aeka answered anyway. "Yes,
Little Washu."
> "Oh baby." Washu shuddered, still rubbing at herself with her
other hand. Aeka's eyes were drawn to her there, unable to look
away. "So do you like what you see?"
>
>KAY(Aeka): Nope, lose some weight.
>
> "Yes Little Washu." Aeka said.
> "Touch it."
>
>J.T.(Melificent): "Touch the spindle... touch it, I say!"
>KAY: Old AND Obscure...
>
>Washu said. She pulled her fingers out and spread her pussy open so
that Aeka could see the red and pink flesh inside. "You want to
touch it don't you?"
> "Yes Little Washu." Aeka finally moved her arm from behind her
back, using her left to push herself up so that her eyes were level
with Washu's crotch.
> "Hurry." Washu cooed. "Hurry or I won't let you."
> Aeka's hand moved out and she pushed her index finger directly
into the hole.
>
>KAY(sarcastic): Yeah, and I was the second shooter on the grassy
knoll.
>[Don't be stupid, Kay.]
>J.T.: Yeah, everyone knows that a JFK from an alternate timestream
was the shooter and that when he shot the JFK that died his
timestream ceased to exist on the same... wavelength as our's and no
trace of him was left.
>KAY: Oh, for the love of curry...
>SW: Correct.
>
>At least that's what she intended to do. Washu jumped back at the
last minute and stepped on Aeka's reaching hand, pushing it to the
floor and digging in her heel.
>
>J.T.(Master Chief John Urgayle): "The natural tendency towards
premature panic is what makes this such an effective interrogation
technique."
>
> "Then again, maybe you shouldn't. Little girls who can't do as
they're told don't get to play any of the fun games."
>
>KAY: Like Doctor? ^_^
>
> Aeka clenched her teeth. Her hand hurt and she was still on her
knees. Above her Washu was grinning down showing all of her teeth.
> "But then since you are so naughty maybe you have some ideas your
owner might like." She moved her boot and stood back, her legs apart
just above Aeka's head. "Do you have anything you want to do or have
done?"
>
>[(Aeka) Now that you mention it, I could use a manicure, pedicure,
and haircut.]
>J.T.(Lefty from Covenant Rider): "Looks like you could use a
haircut, a shave... maybe a bath."
>
> "Whatever you want Little Washu." Aeka said. She was beyond the
need for pain now. She wanted pleasure while she enjoyed the throb
of her bruises.
> Washu had other plans. "Good pet. Stay there on your hands and
knees. I'll be right back with some toys. You will stare at the
floor until I say otherwise."
>
>KAY: Washu-chan then gets distracted and by the time five decades
later that she remembers Aeka, all that remains of the First
Princess of Jurai is a cobweb covered skeleton. And don't bother me
with trifles about Juraian life expectancies.
>
> Aeka did as she was told. For untold minutes, each lasting an
eternity, she looked at the white floor. It didn't really matter
anyway. She was in the only lit area in the lab. All around her was
nothing but darkness.
>
>[Anticipation period. Any jokes?]
>KAY(Calvin): "Dad says the anticipation of having something is
often more fun than actually having it. I think he's crazy. I hate
waiting for things. I like to have everything immediately. I can't
think of anything I'd rather anticipate than have right away. Can
you?"
>J.T.(Hobbes): "Death comes to mind."
>KAY(Calvin): "I don't know why I bother trying to have a little
discussion with you when you're always so morbid."
>J.T.: But seriously, I can... and her name is Hoshiko.
>
> After who knows how long she finally heard the clack of Washu's
heels on the floor. They moved up behind her and she gasped, feeling
the scientist lay across her back. The rubber clad legs wrapped
around her waist and Aeka felt Washu begin to grind her wet crotch
into her back. Above her Washu screamed out as her hips bucked
against Aeka's flesh, soaking her back and pushing the clit into
Aeka harder and harder.
> Aeka felt her legs clench and let out her own cry as her pussy
twitched. Washu's hand slapped over Aeka's pussy hard as the
princess came and shoved three fingers in without waiting for the
princess to get ready. Aeka screamed and her arms buckled, crashing
her to the floor, her ass up in the air. Washu was still riding her,
pistoning her fingers into the virgin princess and began rubbing her
thumb over and inside Aeka's asshole.
>
>KAY: Assholes can have assholes?
>J.T.: My genetic precursor. (to the readers) Father.
>KAY: Good point.
>
>The princess was torn between how good it felt and how disgusting
it was to have Washu put something into that particular orifice.
Washu's cum dripped down her spine and pooled between her shoulder
blades. Aeka came again and collapsed bonelessly to the floor.
> Washu finally got off of her and spoke down. "You enjoyed that
pet?"
> "Yes Little Washu." Aeka mumbled.
> "Do you want a surprise now? A very special treat that you haven't
had yet?"
> Aeka was tired. She'd never come this much before without passing
out. But she wanted to please Washu. Inside it was all she cared
about. With her eyes still on the floor she said, "Oh yes, Little
Washu. Please."
> "You can look up now."
> Aeka pushed her hands under her and slowly raised her head. She
was surprised to see Washu standing there holding something in her
hand. It was at least a foot long and in the middle it bent like a
V.
>
>[(Old man from one of the episodes of the original V miniseries.)
"V... for victory."
>
> It was orange, obviously made of rubber, and had teeth marks in
it.
> "Do you know what this is?"
>
>J.T.(Groucho Marx): "Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the
other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if
you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much
more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
>
>Aeka answered that she did. "Sit back against the table and spread
your legs." Aeka did as she was told and waited. Washu slowly peeled
off her gloved and tossed them over her shoulder. "Reach between my
legs and scrape up all the cum. Use your nails and get every drop
into your hands."
> Aeka reached out, pressing her fingers into the soft and pliant
flesh of Washu's thighs. They were wet, drenched really, and Aeka
could smell the musk
>
>J.T.: What does Herb and his clan have to do with an Aeka/Washu
BDSM lemon?
>
> wafting and mixing with her own scent. She dragged her fingers
over the skin, pooling some of what she still felt dripping down her
back into her hands until Washu's legs and pussy were dry again and
her hands were soaked. Washu extended the dildo to her and Aeka
understood. She rubbed it between her hands, spreading it over the
six inches pointed at her.
> "Spread your legs more." Washu said. "Then sit back and watch."
She sat down on her knees and leaned forward between Aeka's legs.
Reaching forward with her free hand she scooped up the cum still
flowing through the curly light blue hair. "Not your natural color."
Washu observed. Aeka began to speak and was rewarded with a nail
digging into her thigh hard. "Shhh!" Aeka saw a drop of blood slowly
form on the fresh scratch and groaned in erotic shame as Washu bent
to lick it off, rubbing the juices she'd collected
>
>[Orange, Apple, Grape, Grapefruit, pineapple...]
>
>from Aeka over the wet end of the toy mixing it with her own.
> Aeka felt Washu blow cool air directly into her pussy and felt the
lips part. That was when Washu brought the orange thing forward and
pressed the wet tip into Aeka. "You have a choice here. Now do you
know what I'm going to do to you? I want to hear you say it."
> Aeka struggled with the word. Washu began to pull the dildo away
and she blurted out, "You're going to fuck me little Washu!" Her
face was bright red and she knew it, blood flowing through it and
lower areas. Her nipples hardened again. She wondered how she was
able to use that word like that. Trying to look away from Washu's
eyes she found a firm hand holding her chin in place, while green
eyes stared into hers.
> "But since it's your first time
>
>KAY(Aeka as Rizzo, singing): ~~"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy
with virginity, Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm
Sandra Dee!"~~
>J.T.: Do you WANT to die a slow and painful death?
>KAY: Depends, can I have ice cream while I'm dieing?
>
>I'm giving you a choice. I can fuck slow and hard or fast and easy.
Do you want me to play around or just do it?"
> "Both little Washu." Aeka said. "You decide. I can't. You're in
charge. I'll do whatever you want!"
> Washu grinned up at her and released her chin. While Aeka stared
Washu slowly forced the dildo into Aeka inch by inch and ran her
free hand over the princess's chest, tugging at her breasts with an
entire palm. Aeka moved her legs softly, trying to let the slick
piece of rubber slide in faster. Gods,
>
>[(Clergyman) I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You
actually find time to read it?]
>J.T.(Gen. George S. Patton Jr.): "I sure do. Every goddamn day."
>KAY: That's RIGHT, he IS one of your heros...
>
>she thought, it must be two inches thick. There were small sharp
spots where the tooth marks were.
> Washu stopped when the entire thing was buried and rubbed her
cheek against Aeka's thigh. Looking up she caught Aeka's eyes and
while Aeka stared she wrapped her lips around the other end of the
dildo sliding it in and out of her mouth. Aeka felt every bob of
Washu's head as her end responded. Washu let it go and began using
her teeth as Aeka had on her finger, working along the side with her
tongue like a Popsicle or a cob of corn.
>
>J.T.(AJ): "What the hell was that!?"
>KAY(Jon): "I'unno, but it wasn't ice cream..."
>J.T.(David Levinson): Forget the ice cream, you're obsessed with
the ice cream!
>
> Aeka squealed when Washu took it in her fist like a lever and
jerked down, forcing the tip to rub harshly on the inside of Aeka's
pussy. A cruel grin on her face Washu sat up and without ceremony
slammed her pussy onto her end of it.
> Aeka's eyes rolled in her head and she breathed out, "Little
Washu..." Washu's legs straddled Aeka and she dug her nails into the
princess's shoulders. Leaning forward she once again kissed Aeka's
eager lips and then slowly worked her way down her neck and to the
two small pink nipples. "Ah!" Washu didn't even bother to suck. She
bit down roughly and tugged hard.
>
>KAY(Aeka as Lt. Jordan O'Neill): "FUCK YOU!"
>J.T.(Washu as Master Chief John Urgayle): "I'm so glad we agree."
>
> "Now pet you were half right."
>
>[The other half of her is called the LEFT half...]
>
>She bounced up and down on Aeka's lap. "You're going to fuck me.
You're going to do it now and how I say." Aeka couldn't even
respond. She simply nodded her head reverently and waited for
instructions. It didn't take long.
> Washu's nails dug into Aeka's shoulders and pulled, toppling her
back and Aeka forward, burying her face in Washu's breasts. "Do it."

> Aeka's hips rolled in circles, her pussy clutching at the dildo as
she forced it in and out of Washu. In between their clits rubbed
against each other. An idea slipped into her head and she went with
it. "This is wrong Washu. It's wrong and dirty and I can't keep
doing it. Let me go!"
>
>J.T.: NO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY JOKES ALLOWED!
>KAY(Wayne): "Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out,
man. Again."
>[(Garth) "What if he honks in the car?"]
>KAY(Wayne): "I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee."
>[(Garth) "Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this."]
>J.T.(Wayne): "Ah, the Mirthmobile."
>
>She pulled back, slipping all but the tip out of Washu.
> She was dragged back by what felt like claws digging into her ass.
Washu pulled her back hard and bit down like an animal on Aeka's
shoulder. Pain shot through her skin and she felt blood drip from
around Washu's lips.
> "Selfish little bitch! You'll do as you're told and fuck me! And
don't just fuck me. Suck my tits." Washu tugged on Aeka's hair,
forcing her mouth to the bright red nipples in front of her. Washu
came hard as Aeka sucked it in, and simply rode her harder. Washu's
own hands were working over Aeka's body, roughly pressing into her
breasts and butt cheeks, and leaving deep scratches. Aeka
reciprocated, digging her own nails into Washu's back. "Yes! Oh yes!
Shove that dick of yours in there harder Aeka. Deeper!"
>
>KAY: Always knew she weren't no lady.
>J.T.(Ace Ventura): "Ladies and gentlemen, my esteemed colleague Mr.
Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now,
history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal
minds can be wrong, from time to time. But, if I have been mistaken…
if the lieutenant is indeed a woman… then my friends, she is
suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!!!"
>[You know, a lot of these quote-jokes would be better if he wasn't
cutting and pasting the quotes from his scripts of the movies when
he can't remember them exactly...]
>
> Enjoying things too much to be embarrassed Aeka did as she was
told and received her own pleasure as Washu's hips buckled and their
pussy lips met.
> Nearly a half hour later Washu had collapsed on top of Aeka and
had meticulously removed their connecting device. Together they
sucked it clean between kisses and Washu held Aeka to her.
> "I could fix those scratches." She whispered. "So that nobody
would know."
>
>J.T.: Hah! Keeping a relationship a secret in an anime either, A;
has the same odds of me considering He Who Donated Half Of My
Genetic Material as my dad, or B; is about as easy as getting
infomation from a member of my family when we don't think you need
to know, take your pick.
>
> "No." Aeka said. "I like them. I'll just tell them I tripped over
some of your equipment."
> Washu chuckled and ran her fingers through Aeka's hair. "You'll
have to be punished for that you little cunt."
> "Yes Little Washu." Aeka said with a satisfied grin. "I'll need to
be punished so very much. I'm going to be very disobedient some
times."
> "Aeka you know I would never do anything to you I wouldn't let be
done to me right?" Aeka nodded, burying her face in Washu's neck. "I
went easy on you this time. Next time I won't hold back."
> "Don't." Aeka said. "I want it all. I'm a slut remember?"
> "My slut." Washu's hand traced over her butt. "I remember. And it
won't stop here. I'm going to keep coming up with things to do with
and to you. I'm going to force you to do things that'll make you
squirm and maybe I'll even let Mecha Washu help out. I'm going to
fuck your brains out
>
>KAY: If you can find any.
>
>and make you my slave."
> Aeka smiled and pinned Washu down. "And if you ever run out of
ideas, even if it's years from now, then it'll be my turn."
> "Deal." They sealed it with another kiss.
>
>
>Author's note
>
> Another chapter bites the dust. If you think this was a sick,
degrading, and overly sexual chapter...
>
>J.T.: I think, Clayton, that we Magni must be immune to lemons
these days, I haven't even been slightly upset in the stomach
since... "Kagato's Little Secret..." THE FIRST TIME!
>
>you're right. Still I finally wrote an Aeka fic. If you wish to
comment email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com
>
>[J.T., Kay, time for... "'The Hell!?!"!]
>J.T.: Soundwave, the letter please?
>*Soundwave hands J.T. a printout*
>J.T.: Today's email is from someone whom we still can't figure out
if he's friend or foe, Jim-Ohki!
> "Magnus, stop with the blatant Aeka hating, you're as bad as
Clayton when it comes to being an AHRLI."
>KAY: Hav', you want it?
>[Sure. Mihoshi, I suggest you stop screwing Jimmy-Boy's brains out,
he seems to be running low, we are NOT Aeka hating, Ryoko loving
idiots. We're Aeka Dispising, Ryoko/Tenchi supporting Smartasses!]
>MIHOSHI(Millenium Eagle, over com): DON'T INSULT MY JIM-OHKI!
>J.T.(blinks): That's a new one.
>SW: Noted, logged.
>J.T.: So, until next time...
>KAY: From us SIMSTers and Coca-cola, the mighty company which
supplyith us our caffinated drinks for those early morning
startups...
>ALL(Cartman): "SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!"
>
>[[MST ends, they all leave.]]
>
> J.T. was sitting at the communications/Operations seat normally
occupied by Kay, hacking into the radio feed for Whitfield County...

>
> [Three... Two... One... Green.]
>
> He picked up the mic, "Ladies and gentlemen, and the majority of
the area's population, you're now listening to MGNI radio, the most
arrogant, egotistical, and smart-assed radio station around, and
that's just the coffee boy! We'll have you back to your regular
station in a moment, but first, this song goes out to all the folks
at the Whitfield County Jail, especially you, Old Man..."
>
> [[[~~Breakin' rocks in the hot sun,
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I needed money 'cause I had none,
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I fought the law and the law won.
>
>I miss my baby and I feel so bad,
>I guess my race is run.
>She's the best girl I ever had,
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I fought the law and the law won.
>Robbin' people with a six-gun,
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I miss my baby and I feel so bad,
>I guess my race is run.
>She's the best girl I ever had,
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I fought the law and the law won.
>
>I fought the law and the law won.
>I fought the law and the law won.~~]]]
>
> [J.T., you are a cruel, sadistic, and utterly unkind person.]
>
> "Nope, just glad that asshole can't weasel his way out of anything
this time..."
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>
> Clayton, I'll tell you now, I was in a REALLY bitchy mood at some
of the points I was MSTing this because my computer was screwing me
over the table... Consider thineself lucky, for thou four chapters,
this counted within, are all that are before my proving myself as
the most insane MSTer in existance, and quite possibly the greatest
feat undertaken in MSTing...
>
> J.T. Magnus
> Author, Anime Star MSTs and Self Insert MSTs
> Co-Defender of Star-chan's Honor
> Beloved of the Most Beautiful Girl In The World
> Forum Admin,
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>
>_______________________________________________

(There is a profile outline of J.T. on a chalkboard that he steps into then turns to face the reader, ala "Masterpiece Theater.")
J.T.: We have been challenged by our old sparring partner Clayton Overstreet to continue to shread "Karaoke Night". As always accompanied by an incarnation of Soundwave I created, Havoc, Kay, and myself step into the theater for the second of a series of MSTs involving Lesbianism, Sadism and masochisism, bondage and dicipline, romance, and masturbation, in other words, your usual Overstreet lemons. And now, without futher ado, I give you...


Self Insert MST #14
"Overstreet Once More, Part two: 'Contrasts'"
By J.T. Magnus

In every way that matters, my name is J.T. Magnus...
And I'm half past Dogtired and a quarter to Dead. In the mornings of the hot and dry summer days, the cold and wet summer days, and any combination of the above, I work at Meals on Wheels - Whitfield County, delivering hot and frozen meals four to five days a week. It's in and out of the van, lifting frozen meal boxes, carrying hot meals in HOT tin plates, dodging dogs, creeping past cats, and resisting the urge to throttle that damn parrot, but that's not important. And I do this all on a Coke and a biscuit bought at a Golden Gallon on Fifth and Walnut.
Doing a route and a half normally gets me home around noon, so it's lunch and an afternoon off...
Did I mention that I happen to have an otherworld I can enter where this sorta plan always quite quickly goes to shit?
Did I mention a created character based on my darker and hornier parts, pardon my bluntness, that I consider more a brother than a character?
Did I mention a Kirk-class MST vessel with a 'Havoc' actual intelligence computer system?
Did I mention the transporters on that ship that can beam me through the fourth wall to the ship just after I've grenede-tossed my empty Coke bottle into the dumpster and am going full burn towards my apartment, pretending I'm in combat?
I didn't? Then I guess I just mentioned them...
And my plans for the afternoon went to shit...

**==

Needless to say, I was NOT in the best of moods when I rematerialized in the briefing room outside the theater...

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?!?"

["Oh my." Someone's in a bad mood... Besides me.]

"Yeah..." I sniped back sarcasticly, "Could it have something to do with the fact I just got off work?"

[Hey, gathering the componants for Operation: Famemaker ain't easy, I was about ready to hit the modems with a FEMP blast.]

"How goes the project?"

[Only missing two parts...]

"Good... Soon none will dare question our insanity and ability! OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"

[[["'Tis foolishness! If all were so easy, why, none would suffer in this world!"]]]
*J.T. walks into the theater, followed soon by Soundwave and Kay.*
SW: Operation: status?
[We're almost there.]
J.T.: I'll be contacting the others as soon as we MST Clayton's tail across the galaxy.
KAY: Alright, that's enough Blatant Plot Foreshadowing.

I don't own these characters or profit from them. This is a lemon. Don't like it, you can go read something else. In fact what are you doing in the lemon section int he first place? It was clearly marked!

KAY: Yeah, with "Click here for Unlimited Wealth."
J.T.(Kay as Spike): "I'll return those words back to you, Vicious."

Karaoke Night 5
By, Clayton Overstreet

Kiyone was reading a report in her and Mihoshi's room when her blond partner and love interest walked through the door with a stunned look on her face. She walked passed Kiyone and sat down on the twin beds they'd pushed together on the far wall. Then she sat down and stared at the air.
"Mihoshi?" Kiyone asked concerned and moved from the table to sit next to her. "Are you okay?"

J.T.: She's Mihoshi, enough said. (beat) Shut up, Jim. Others are willing to deal with it, but not I. Now nor never, unless I so chose to.

"I..." Mihoshi shut her mouth and continued to stare into space.
"What happened? Are you hurt? Did you hit your head again?" Kiyone ran a finger over Mihoshi's scalp, checking for bumps.

[(Kiyone) How badly did you damage what you hit your head on?]

Mihoshi shook her head. "I just... I mean..." She trailed off and shook her head.
Kiyone knew how to handle this. Reaching over to the dresser she opened the top drawer and fished around. After a moment she came out with a candy bar and held it in front of her partner. "Mihoshi, look what I have!" She managed to pull it back just in time. "Only if you promise to tell me what you saw."

J.T.: Kiyone and Mihoshi ARE Colonel Hogan and Sergeant Shultz!

Mihoshi nodded and snatched the candy bar away, tearing off the wrapper and devouring it. When she'd finished the last bite she saw Kiyone's expectant face and said, "You aren't going to like it."
"What did you do?" Kiyone asked suspiciously.
"Nothing Kiyone I swear. I just saw... you have to promise not to tell anyone Kiyone!"
"Okay! I promise. Now spill!"
"Well I was going down to Washu's lab and..."

KAY(Mihoshi): After seeing what I saw I wish I had seen my grandparents in the act instead of what it is that I had seen.

"Did you mess up another one of her experiments?"
"I sure hope not!" Mihoshi said quickly. "You aren't going to believe what I saw!" And she proceeded to tell Kiyone a story.

[Which is actually the events of Kareoke Night four.]
KAY: I know of Ryo-ohki, Ken-ohki, Jim-ohki, and I think there was one fic with Kiyone having a cabbit named Ki-ohki, but who is Kare-Oki? And why would they have their own night?

Mihoshi had been wondering how Washu was doing and like always she had decided to just go into the lab and ask. And like always the locks did absolutely nothing to even slow her down.

J.T.: If it can be, I wonder if I could learn THAT... sweet ninjaesque technique.

She'd opened the door, stepped through, and found herself in one of the back areas of the lab. Taking her bearings from some of the tanks and familiar equipment she'd picked a direction at random and started off.
It wasn't long until she heard voices from up ahead. Picking up the pace she'd been about to turn the corner when she heard Aeka's voice.
"Little Washu, are you sure you want me to wear this?"

KAY(Aeka): Pink chiffon REALLY isn't my color...

Mihoshi had been about to ask what Aeka was talking about when Washu had replied in a cold voice, "Are you questioning me?" Something in her tone made Mihoshi pause.
"Never Little Washu." Aeka responded. "I'll put it on immediately."
There was a rustle of cloth and then a clicking sound. "Mmm, nice and tight," Washu said. "Now I know you questioned me. Then you lied about it. What do you think should happen now?"

KAY: I say again, blow her brains out.

The reply was a cross between a whine and a whisper. "Whatever you want Little Washu."
"Good pet." Mihoshi's eyes bulged. Tiptoeing around some of the equipment she found a stack of things that she could see through. What she saw was beyond belief.

"So what are you saying?" Kiyone asked. "You mean Aeka and Washu are..."

J.T.: Yep, they're (Making spanking motions, Fletcher Reed) "bad baby! Bad baby!"
KAY: And to say something else again, BULLDOZER NEEDED TO COUNTER OVERLOAD OF FREE TIME!

Mihoshi nodded. "But that isn't all."
"What else could there be?" Kiyone asked, her jaw hanging slack.

Washu stood there dressed in a female Catholic School uniform. The only difference was that the skirt had been shortened enough for the clean white underwear to be clearly visible. Aeka on the other hand was on her knees, hands in her lap, and looking at the floor by Washu's feet. She wore nothing but a dog's choke chain and a leather leash.
"You are such a naughty little slut. Just when I think I've got you trained you do something that makes me punish you. Do you like being punished?" Washu asked.
Her eyes down Aeka's voice trembled. "Of course not Little Washu."
"Are you sure? Maybe you'd rather mention... noodles?"

KAY: What do penises have to do with yuri?
*CLISH!*
KAY: Damn... I thought you had forgotten about that thing...
J.T.(Again folding the Full Spectrum Smiting Star back into the Prism Fan of Properness then into storage mode, Sgt. Maj. Chuzu): "Never..."

This comment went way over Mihoshi's head, but Aeka clearly understood.
"I have no desire for that, Little Washu."

KAY: No, it seems you have a desire for that Little Washu.
J.T.: I love wordplay... and mindgames... and Jen-chan... except invert that order.

"Then you will take your punishment." Washu said with satisfaction. "And then we'll see what else happens. Lay down on the floor."

J.T.: HIT THE DECK!

Aeka did as she was told. Washu snapped her fingers and a hole opened up. Out of it dropped a red yardstick. Washu caught it with one hand and twirled it. Even from where she was Mihoshi could hear it whistle through the air.
"No Washu, please not that!" Aeka cried, starting to get up.
Washu quickly stepped onto the back of Aeka's neck, holding her to the ground, and jerked on the leash, choking off her cries. "Bad pet. You're being very bad today." With a loud crack the yardstick contacted Aeka's ass. The princess whimpered. "Are you going to stay and take your punishment now?"

J.T.: Aeka, take the furniture instead. You can always use furniture.

"Yes Little Washu." Came the quiet reply. Washu removed her foot, but kept a firm hold on the leash.
Mihoshi almost stepped out of hiding when she saw Aeka's face as the yardstick fell for the second time. Beneath the tears and the flinch of expected pain, Mihoshi was sure she saw a brief smile. Then another and another as Washu continued to hit her, working up Aeka's back.
"So many things to punish you for. Questioning me." Crack! "Saying no." Slap! Crack! Slap! "Refusing to take your punishment! You neglected to call me 'Little Washu'."

[Hm. Most people she just drops a statue on for forgetting that last one...]

Aeka moaned and screamed and squirmed as the stick fell. Mihoshi saw cuts appearing up and down her skin. Thin trickles of blood moved over her back. "And not thanking me for my gift!" Washu used both hands this time, but she stopped just before bringing it down. "Am I being unfair pet? Do you think you don't deserve this?"
"I deserve it Little Washu!" Aeka cried.

KAY(Aeka as Peeper from Little Nicky): "I DESERVE THIS!"

Washu's grin of triumph spread and she traced down the marks criss crossing Aeka's body with the tip of the stick. Some of them were much older and healed. Others were only half way closed up. There were bite marks everywhere. "And why do you deserve it pet?"
"Because I'm a little slut Little Washu. I'm your little slut and I should do what you want no matter what. I deserve to be punished because I'm a nasty little girl who should do as she's told." Washu's lightning fast response with the yardstick was the thing Mihoshi saw next. On the ground Aeka writhed and spread her legs, screaming as she came onto the floor.
Writhing in ecstasy Aeka didn't seem to notice Washu discard the stick back through another hole. The red head slowly walked around her slave and bent down, grabbing Aeka by the hair and forcing her head up. Then she pressed her lips to Aeka's and took a kiss. That was the only way Mihoshi could describe it. She and Kiyone had always been equals and each gave as well as they got. This was more like Aeka was being forced and responded to make Washu happy.
Finally Washu dropped Aeka's head and said, "Roll onto your back."

KAY(Washu): Play dead. (beat, still Washu... J.T.{A/N}: Please don't unleash the Silverdragon upon me, Jen-chan...) Die.
J.T.(Simon Phoenix): "Simon says: Die."
[(Simon Phoenix) "Simon says: Bleed."]
KAY: Simon didn't say.

Aeka did as she was told, rolling over like a cat. She left her arms and legs spread out to the side and stared up at the ceiling in a trance.

[(Steiner) "I've heard of it! Trance is induced by a surge of emotion!"]

Mihoshi wasn't sure what to do. She knew she should leave, but if she did she was sure she'd be spotted. And then there was this bizarre feeling that she should watch, just to see what happened next.
Washu came back and smiled down at Aeka. "What do you think is going to happen now?"

KAY(Aeka): I'm gonna die a slow, horrible, bloody, painful, and yes, very tragic death?
J.T.: Give it up, I don't think Clayton's killing anyone this time.
KAY: Don't mean I can't hope.

"Whatever you want Little Washu." Came the practiced reply.
"Very good. Maybe I'll have you clean up the mess you made on the floor." She got down, putting a knee on either side of Aeka's head. "Or maybe I'll make you watch while I do it." She bent towards Aeka and put the palms of her hands between the princess's arms and body. Slowly she edged down so that she was kneeling over the purple haired girl in what was an inch from being a 69 position. Reaching out with her right hand she ran it through the puddle on the floor between Aeka's legs and then lifted it to her own lips. "Mmm, you taste so good when you cum during your punishments."
Aeka didn't make any noise, her gaze moving the growing wet spot in the virgin white underwear floating over her head and the fingers Washu was slowly cleaning off with her tongue. "Who do you think tastes better slut? Me or you?"

KAY(Aeka): Serio... Oh, DAMN! This is Tenchi TV, not OVA... In that case, Nagi.
[And if not for the Fourth Wall Shields, that selfsame Fourth Wall'd now be like the Berlin Wall...]
J.T.(Jon): "You broke the universe, ass."

"You do Little Washu. You always taste better."
Washu slapped her hand down hard on Aeka's thigh. The princess wriggled softly, but stayed in her previous position. "Wrong answer pet." She ran a nail along Aeka's thigh, digging in just enough to break the skin. "Now who tastes better?"

J.T.(Aeka as a Junkion): Nine out of ten people prefer the taste of Burger King.

"Whoever you say Little Washu."
"And why?"
"Because I don't have an opinion. I'm here to make you happy and to be used."

KAY: What about used up and thrown away?

She made a purring noise as Washu licked along the fresh cut, getting every bit of blood.
"Well now you've got to cum. I think it's my turn." Aeka remained silent. "But you were bad so I'm not going to let you have any of the cum you said you liked so much." Aeka whined deep in her throat. "Was that a complaint?"
"No Little Washu.

ALL: LIAR!

I deserve it."
"Very good, little bitch. Now you stay." Washu wiggled her crotch in front of Aeka's face one more time, then moved off of her. "You stay and you watch. You aren't allowed to touch yourself and when I'm done you will get dressed and leave. Then the next time I call you in here, I may let you cum. Or I might do it again. Are you sure I'm not being unfair?"
"You're never unfair Little Washu." Aeka said.
Washu whistled and from her spot Mihoshi saw someone moving out of the darkness towards the lighted area. At first she thought it was Ryoko, but as the figure stepped into the light she saw that is was another Washu. Then she recognized it. Mecha Washu!

KAY: I just had a wierd thought...
J.T.: Do we want to know?
KAY: Washu-Puppets, that is all ye need know and all ye shall know.
[More than enough, I'd say... And cut the accent...]

The only difference from the last time she'd seen the robot was that this time it was completely nude and anatomically correct.

KAY(Poison Ivy): "Still... There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit..."

In a voice like a cross between Mihoshi's, Washu's, and a cat she said, "How may I please you mistress?"
"I'm afraid my pet isn't up to pleasing me tonight. She's such a failure sometimes." Washu stared at Aeka who blushed and continued to watch. "And you know what they say. If you want something done you've got to do it yourself."

J.T.(Cameron Poe): "There's only two men I trust. One's me, and the other one ain't you."

"Yes mistress."
Mihoshi shivered at how much like her the robot still was, even with bits of Washu and Ryo-ohki in the programming. It was creepy and from what she could see wasn't going to get any better.
Washu made a motion with her left hand and Mecha Washu began to slowly peel off her uniform, starting with the jacket. Underneath the white shirt was stretched tight over Washu's breasts. The former teacher wasn't wearing a bra and bright red nipples were easily visible through the fabric. That barrier didn't last long. In a quick motion Mecha Washu ripped open the front of the shirt and sent the buttons flying. One of them landed on Aeka's chest, right between her breasts.

KAY: Bulls-eye.
[I hope those weren't expensive...]

She watched it settle and simply waited as Washu stared back directly into her eyes.
Meanwhile Mecha Washu had removed the shirt and was tearing off the skirt. Soon she'd removed that and flung it into the dark recesses of the lab. She then pushed Washu back onto her butt with a quick movement and knelt besides her, running her hand over the cotton panties.
"Should I take it slow mistress?"

J.T.: I once saw a church sign that said "Turn or burn" to which I responded, "I prefer 'turn and burn', as in turn the wheel and burn rubber."

"No." Washu said, her eyes never leaving Aeka's.
"As you wish." Mecha Washu proceeded to rip open the underwear and shoved her face and two fingers into Washu's crotch.
Washu's hips began to buck and she began to moan and scream, running her nails along the robot's back with loud screeching sounds like metal on metal. The huge ball of red hair bobbed up and down between her legs and still neither Aeka nor Washu looked away from each other. In fact they were both grinning. Aeka's crotch, while not moving from its spot on the floor, was still twitching as if she were the one with the robot between her legs.
As Washu reached a screaming climax, Mihoshi could only think that Aeka's natural hair color was the same as her sister's.

[Even a computer such as myself can be wrong, and like any Magni, I have the kind of honor that don't make me ashamed to admit it.]

"And then Mecha Washu just walked away and the other two got dressed. I... I left as soon as I was sure they were both gone." Mihoshi said.
"Didn't Washu at least heal up Aeka's wounds?" Mihoshi shook her head. Kiyone sat there silently, trying to hold back her own imaginings of what her partner had seen. "Are you sure they don't know you were there?"
Mihoshi shook her head. "I don't know. It's Washu's lab."
"Yeah. But then again you are Mihoshi." Kiyone said proudly.
Mihoshi smiled and looked at Kiyone. "And is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

KAY: It's a thing all right...

"It's the best thing." Kiyone said and slipped an arm around Mihoshi.

J.T.: No, the best thing is being in love with a certain presently purple haired queen of my heart.
[Obviously not Aeka.]
J.T.: Say that name in the same conversation as Jen-chan again, and I will put the sound system on playing "Elmo's Got A Gun" for twenty-four hours...
KAY: "You want me to walk around Sesame Street without a bulletproof vest...? ...Forget about it."

"Thanks Kiyone." Mihoshi said and hugged her back. Kiyone noticed her eyes glaze over slightly.
"Are you going to be okay?" Kiyone asked. "Should we tell Washu to get rid of the robot?"
"No! Then she'd know I was there for sure." Mihoshi said. "And she'd probably want to keep it even more."
"True." She looked at Mihoshi's face. "So what's bothering you?"
"I... I guess its Aeka. I mean how can she..." Words failed Mihoshi. "I mean spankings I can understand."
Kiyone smirked. "You'd better."

KAY: "He died."
J.T.: "He got better."

"Yeah but... it wasn't just that. It went all the way to blood and pain and nothing else for that time. I mean obviously she and Washu do the other stuff, but how could the pain be enough?"
"Well from what you said that wasn't all. I think it's also the whole servitude thing." Kiyone said. Mihoshi gave her a look. "I've read a little about that sort of thing. I don't get it myself, but part of it is the embarrassment, knowing that you're doing something wrong, and also trusting the other person not to do something you can't handle."
"Like when we use the handcuffs?"

KAY: What do you call that game, Officer Doctor?

Kiyone blushed and nodded. "Yeah... sort of. Except you can slip in and out of them."
Mihoshi smirked. "But I don't. So why were you looking at that stuff? Do you want to try it?"
"Well I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it when I did." Kiyone said. "But really I think the light bondage stuff we do is as far as I'm willing to go. Pain and blood just doesn't interest me."
"So why do you think Aeka and Washu are doing it?"
"Hey you're the ex special ops. Didn't they teach you how to do profiling?"

J.T.(Mihoshi as Ace Ventura): Did they?

Mihoshi paused for a minute and thought it over. "I guess it could be because she's the princess. She is usually the one expected to give orders. Plus she did only find out about the whole thing four months ago." They both briefly snickered remembering Aeka's reaction to being told that what Ryoko was doing with Tenchi was where babies came from. "I'll bet she got curious and then tried to catch up with the rest of us."
Kiyone nodded. "Yeah, I could see how normal sex might get a little boring if you're suddenly thinking about everything you could be doing at once. And she was probably a virgin when she started."

J.T.: Do I have to start my standard preaching on the importance of retaining virginity until such time as the vows and rings hath been exchanged and the marrige is to be consummated?
KAY(Chuckling): Remember how much you used to annoy your classmates at the Academy when you spoke like that?
J.T.: Why else do you think I spoke like that? The mindgames and such would have been more fun if it hadn't been that I was facing unarmed opponents in the battle of wits... But, who knows, mayhaps DHS will contain more intelligent... ugh... humans...
[Bro... you're human.]
J.T.(Recca): Human? Human iie desu... MAGNI desu! (Translation: Human? I'm no human... I'm MAGNI! Lit.: Human? I am no human ... I am MAGNI!)

Mihoshi nudged her in the ribs. "So were you."
Kiyone pushed her back. "And you fixed that."
"Have you ever thought that maybe you might want to try someone else?" Mihoshi asked.

*J.T.'s snarling sounds like a curse...*
KAY: DOWN BOY, DOWN! This IS Overstreet, he might not have the brains to not write a Sasami lemon, but even HE ain't THAT crude. I swear..

Kiyone recognized that dull tone. It was the tone Mihoshi used when she wanted to ask a serious question without anyone knowing it. Kiyone grabbed her face and pulled it in front of her, staring into the pupiless blue eyes. "Mihoshi, never ask me that again. Do you understand me?" Mihoshi stared at her. "Damn it, if I didn't love you, and I mean with everything I have, I would probably still be a virgin. Gods Mihoshi, why do you think I was still a virgin?"

KAY: Either A: no one could get you out of the office and on a date, B: you were waiting for the One, or C: you're just one damn cold fish.

"Because you're a workaholic." Mihoshi said flatly.

J.T.: A.

Kiyone loosened her grip, but didn't move her hands. Mihoshi rubbed her cheek into the palm of Kiyone's hand and smiled. "I know you love me Kiyone. I love you too. That's why I worry about it so much. You're the only person in the universe who could hurt me enough that I wouldn't want to live."

SIMSTers: Aw...
SFMSTer GUYS(Voices, not over com): INSULIN!
J.T.: Wonder what THEY're MSTing...
KAY: Probably us. (beat) To HELL with the Fourth Wall, Hav'...

"Mihoshi, I won't ever hurt you." Kiyone caressed the blonde's cheek and kissed her softly on the bottom lip. "Mihoshi the thought of seeing you cry makes my heart hurt."
"I'm sorry Kiyone." Mihoshi said and put her arms around Kiyone. "I trust you but it just bothers me that you don't have anything to compare me with."
"Mihoshi I don't need anything else." Kiyone hugged her tightly. "And I know you trust me. With your life."
Mihoshi sighed. "You're so soft. I love how you feel against me Kiyone."
Kiyone grinned and brushed a bit of hair out of Mihoshi's face. "Yeah, I know." Her hand moved down Mihoshi's neck and she briefly touched her partner's breast through the pink sweater she was wearing.
"You know Kiyone, it's not what Aeka and Washu were doing, but I have an idea for something fun we could do."
Kiyone smirked at her. "What?"
"Trust me to set it up?"

KAY: Trust me, screw you, you know the drill.
J.T.: Hav', remind me, next time I'm at Lowe's or Home Depot I need to pick up a spare battery pack and some more steel reinforced cutter discs for my Dremel.

Kiyone nodded. "Good. You get on the bed and get ready. I'll run down stairs and get what we need okay?"
The teal haired girl nodded and let go of her partner. "I'll be waiting."
Mihoshi didn't waste any time. Hopping off the bed like an excited kid heading for the tree on X-mas,

J.T.: I might be just as Christian as Patton, Pray like a priest and swear like a sailor, but even I call it by it's proper name, Christ's Mass, Christmas...

she ran out of the room and down the stairs. Watching her go Kiyone smiled and began taking off her clothes. It always amazed her how attractive she found Mihoshi's apparent naivety, especially when she added what she knew about how Mihoshi really was. It was a secret only they knew and the occasional looks of concentration and lust that worked their way through Mihoshi's normally vacant expression always sent a thrill through her body.
Again she thought about what Mihoshi had seen down in the lab. It was a little kinky and she had to admit it was a bit fun to pinch or slap Mihoshi and have her return the favor. Tying her down and using dirty words also had its charm. Even a little scratching every now and then. But what Aeka and Washu were doing just went too far for her tastes. She remembered a couple weeks before, she wasn't sure when, when Aeka had come out of the lab with a black eye and a cheerful story about how she'd tripped over some of Washu's equipment.

[And no one's made an observation about the increase in her visits to Washu-chan's lab and the amount of accidents her strangely increased clumsiness have brought about?]

Could she bring herself to take it if Mihoshi were to beat her like that? Let alone enjoy it? Or insist on it?
Shaking it off Kiyone slipped her pants off and them began to work on her underwear. It wasn't worth thinking about. She couldn't control Washu or Aeka and Mihoshi would never do anything that drastic. She was far too gentle.

Down in the kitchen Sasami and Ryo-ohki were still cleaning up the lunch dishes when Mihoshi ran through the door and to the refrigerator. She opened the door and snagged the bottle of chocolate syrup from its place. Then she turned and ran back out of the room.
"Think she'll be back for milk?" Sasami asked.

KAY: "Milk. It does a body good."

Ryo-ohki meowed from on top of Sasami's head and shook her head no.
"Didn't think so." Sasami said.

Mihoshi peeked around the corner of the door and saw Kiyone spread out on their beds. She was laying on her side, her head leaning on her hand, and a playful smile on her face. As she saw Mihoshi looking at her she used her free hand to left up her breast and flick a tongue over her own nipple.
Mihoshi shot her a frown and said, "No fair!"
"Life's a bitch." Kiyone said.

KAY: So's Aeka.

Ducking back out of site Mihoshi tore off her sweater and tossed it into the room. "Put it over your head so you can't see and lay back."
Kiyone laughed and nodded. "Okay." Picking it up she tossed the shirt over her head and layback to wait.
It didn't take long. The mattress shifted under her and the feel of a naked thigh told her Mihoshi had removed the rest of her clothes. "Now hold still Kiyone."

KAY(Kiyone): Why hold Still? I'd rather hold you.
J.T./JAY(Over com): "Smart arse."

Seconds later a drop of something cold hit Kiyone's skin. Goosebumps rose in waves over her body and her nipples tightened up instantly. Wiggling her legs and resisting the urge to move she simply lay there as Mihoshi began to draw the cool whatever it was in circular patterns. Starting at the collarbone Mihoshi moved down, over Kiyone's nipples, along her belly, and then to her legs. Kiyone gasped as the tip of a squeeze bottle was pushed inside of her and she felt the cool liquid pour inside of her.
Finally Mihoshi finished and removed the shirt from Kiyone's head. Blinking Kiyone looked down at herself and saw chocolate syrup in spirals down her entire torso. It was even dripping from between her legs.
"You're going to ruin the sheets." Kiyone said.
Mihoshi grinned and Kiyone saw the inner her once again as she said, "Like we haven't ruined more than a few sets of sheets already."

J.T.(Aeka The Sexually Naive): Why in the name of Tsunami were the two of you eating mayonaise in bed?
KAY(Ryoko): Princess... that ain't mayonaise. ^_^
J.T.(Aeka The Sexually Naive): Don't be foolish, demon, anyone can see that it is mayonaise, it is white, dried out, and crusty...
[Narration: At this point EVERYONE except Aeka breaks down laughing...]
J.T.(Aeka The Sexually Naive): "No... No." Lord Tenchi, is that not mayonaise?

Before she could respond Mihoshi rolled onto her and gave Kiyone a deep kiss, rubbing her body into the slick syrup covering her skin.
"Mmm," Kiyone said and wrapped her arms around her partner.
After a minute Mihoshi broke the kiss and slipped down Kiyone's body, attacking her collarbone with a passion. Kiyone groaned as Mihoshi's tongue, lips and teeth began to move over her skin, meticulously sucking up all of the chocolate.

KAY(Kiyone): Mihoshi, where did you get this chocolate?
[(Mihoshi) The fridge door.]
KAY(Kiyone): MIHOSHI-NO-BAKA! THIS IS MY TANNING LOTION!
[(Mikoshi) I'm sorry, Kiyone]
KAY(Kiyone): You're sorry, you're always sorry, and you always say it will never happen again, AND GUESS WHAT!?! IT HAPPENS AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! MIHOSHI, I WISH I HAD NEVER MET YOU!

Arching her back Kiyone brought her breast up to meet Mihoshi's eager mouth while the blond straddled Kiyone's thigh and began grinding her clit and labia into Kiyone's knee. Meanwhile she used her right hand and smeared chocolate over Kiyone's stomach.

J.T.(Sadly): What a waste of good chocolate syrup... I mean, sure, I'm a strawberry milk man, myself, but still...

Running her hands down Mihoshi's back Kiyone moved her leg with her partner, faster and faster until the blonde's muscles spasmed and a much warmer liquid than the syrup poured down her leg.

[Oh, hot cocoa?]

Mihoshi bit down gently on her left nipple and groaned as she came, scratching as the flesh of the breast.
Releasing her after a moment Mihoshi quickly slid the rest of the way down and shoved her tongue into Kiyone's pussy. Sucking at her clit and lips, Mihoshi's mouth moved faster and faster. When Kiyone reached down and pressed her hands into the back of Mihoshi's hair her ministrations increased even more, biting and scraping her teeth over everything she could get them on.

KAY: I'd love to be their dentist. I'd probably be able to retire within a year.

Kiyone screamed and bucked her hips while forcing Mihoshi's face into her harder. Then she pushed the blond onto her back and jumped onto her. "Mihoshi I love it when you do that. But I've just got to have you." Reaching down she wrapped her hands around one of Mihoshi's extra large breasts. "God I love your breasts."

KAY: What about the rest of her?

Mihoshi's jaw was half open and her eyes closed when Kiyone roughly gripped her and began licking over her entire breast, rubbing her own chest into Mihoshi's belly.
Some minutes later Kiyone let her go and moved down between Mihoshi's legs. Then she slipped a pair of fingers into Mihoshi's ass, getting several gasps out of her. "Kiyone, more! Fuck it harder!"
Not one to disappoint Kiyone added another finger and began lapping hungrily at Mihoshi's already dripping pussy. Mihoshi came again several seconds later and pulled Kiyone up her body and into a tight hug. Kiyone held her just as tightly, both of them bucking their hips against each other in a dry hump that was bound to leave some small bruises on their pelvises. With a kiss they both came again and collapsed against their mattresses, clinging to each other for dear life.


Author's note

Yep, even more Kiyone and Mihoshi sex. Who would have guessed it?

J.T.: Marriner. And coming from me, that's saying something.

Tell me what you think at the usual address. Clayton_n@hotmail.com

KAY: What...
["'The Hell!?!"]
J.T.: And now, to the 'Wavemaster for the sendin...
*Soundwave hands a letter to J.T.*
J.T.: And it's from ShellfishBastard@lobstertown.me.us...
"Why do you talk so much about your pathetic life? We don't give a damn about you and your hometown, WE WANT SEX!"
SW: Nominate: J.T.
J.T.: Thanks be to ye. ^_^ One, So, what are you, a lobster or a crab, Bastard? Two, if there's any intercourse, it's in the Anime Star MSTs and you see and hear... NOTHING! You want screwing? GO READ THE MILLENIUM EAGLE MSTS! Three, we say what we want, when we want, how we want, prevented by only attacks by fellow SIMSTers... right, Kay?
KAY: You'd know, you're the one who does the attacking...
[Until next time...]
ALL(General George S. Patton Jr.): "The Nazis are the enemy! Wade into them! Spill THEIR blood! Shoot THEM in the belly! "

**==

Data flew on a holoduplication of the bridge's main viewer's readout on the holodeck, Havoc nodded his head and mused, this was the only place so far that his holographic form would work, at least until the modifications to the internal sensors were completed. Then the much awaited message popped up on the viewer,
Download complete.

The holographic avatar nodded and muttered under his 'breath' something he had heard J.T. once say, "I am Magni. Against me, none may stand."

Havoc cocked his head, "Bros... Upon arrival of the others... We. Are. Go."

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Don't you all just HATE me now? I've insulted Mihoshi's fans, Aeka's fans, possibly some of Washu-chan's fans, and shown no respect to anything...

Wait, that's what I normally do. ^_^

J.T. Magnus
Author, Anime Star MSTs and Self Insert MSTs
Co-Defender of Star-chan's Honor
Beloved of the Most Beautiful Girl In The World
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(There is a profile outline of J.T. on a chalkboard that he steps into then turns to face the reader, ala "Masterpiece Theater.")
J.T.: We have been challenged by our old sparring partner Clayton Overstreet to continue to shread "Karaoke Night". As always accompanied by an incarnation of Soundwave I created, Havoc, Kay, and myself step into the theater for the third of four MSTs involving Lesbianism, Sadism and masochisism, bondage and dicipline, romance, and masturbation, in other words, your usual Overstreet lemons. Oh, and Clayton? The -Chan suffix is applied to both those for whom the speaker has affection, like Star-chan, or those younger or who wish to be treated as younger than the speaker, so Little Washu has the same meaning as Washu-chan. And now, without futher lecturing on the Japanese language, I give you...


Self Insert MST #15
"Overstreet Once More, Part three: 'Pasts and Prolouges'"
By J.T. Magnus

"Personal Log, seven-twenty-one, oh-three... It cometh together... the goal is present, and the force of the storm gathers... Cryptic, I know, but I LIKE being cryptic! Thirteen against eleven... odds aren't even... of course, they never are... School starts soon... Homework, long hours, and a bunch of idiots... not to mention my soon-to-be-fellow students..."

I closed out my log and muttered under my breath... "I hate my life sometimes..."

[It gets worse...]

"Oh, how?"

[[["This kind of little hello, as you call it, I will make into a big au revoir-that's what I will do with this little hello."]]]

[That's how.]

"Let's tease the folks, Hav', one to beam to the theater."

**==
*The Anime Star NX-2990-A's theater, J.T. shimmers into existance as Kay and Soundwave enter...*
KAY: Must you drop hints all the time?
SW: Agreed.
J.T.: Yes. ^_^
[You, J.T., are a cruel person...]
J.T.: Yep! ^_^
KAY: And you love being such...
J.T.: Tic-tac-toe! ^_^

I don't own these characters or profit from them. This chapter was voted in by popular opinion.

J.T.: "Popular Opinion..." And with those two words, all barriers of mercy are torn down...

Karaoke Night 6
By, Clayton Overstreet

Ryoko laughed and did another back flip in the air. "Yahoo!"

J.T.: Speedconvoy. ^__^

Tenchi meanwhile was simply sitting on the steps leading up to the shrine, watching her. It took him a moment to notice Noboyuki sitting next to him.
"So you're going on the trip now?" Noboyuki asked.

KAY(Tenchi): Nope, we're eloping.

Tenchi nodded. "Yeah. I finished school a month ago and I did promise her."
"You're going to ask her to marry you aren't you?"

KAY(Tenchi): Didn't you hear me? I already DID, we're going off TO go through it!

Tenchi looked at his father startled. "How did you-?"
"I knew you would Tenchi. You look at her like I used to look at your mother."

J.T.(singing): ~~Katie looks at Tommy, like I still look at you...~~

He put a hand on Tenchi's shoulder. "I'm proud of you Tenchi... and not just because you could technically take over the universe any time you want."

J.T.: Now THAT'S that you call having connections! ^_^

Tenchi grinned at his dad. "Thanks... but I wasn't just going to ask her to marry me. I was... well I was thinking of taking this chance to elope."

KAY: I ain't just good, I'm DAMN GOOD!
[Kay's right again...]
J.T.: Only things that scare me more than THAT are enclosed spaces and Tranea Silverdragon...
[Why are you so scared of Silver?]
J.T.: Hav', she's never given YOU the third, fourth, and fifth degrees...

Noboyuki raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure? The girls would..."
"Dad, I know what the girls would do.

J.T.: If I can cross reference my Ranma and Tenchi knowledge... They'd try and bust it up...

If they want we can redo it when we get back with the whole ceremony."
"Does Ryoko know about this plan of yours?"

ALL(J.T.): "Where's the fun in that?"

"No, I kept it to myself. Washu is putting the final touches on the ship. She says we can leave in two hours. When she's done we'll be able to go."
"You're not taking Ryo-ohki?" Noboyuki was surprised.
"No... I don't think we could stand taking her away from Sasami. Besides neither of us thinks this trip needs an audience... so you can forget the idea of me taking the video camera."
"Please!" Noboyuki begged. "Even if you don't get the good stuff, I'd still like to see you guys on your vacation."
"Don't worry dad. I'm sure Washu has it covered."
They both looked up as Ryoko let out another scream of joy.
"Dad and I are going to take Sasami to that theme park she wanted see for a week. We're leaving in a bit too." Noboyuki said.
"What about Aeka?"
"She said she was going to stay and help Washu with some experiments." Standing up Noboyuki added, "You have fun Tenchi. I want to be a grandfather."

J.T.: I don't know which is worse, Washu-chan as a mother-in-law, Noboyuki as a father-in-law, or Aeka as a whatever-in-law...
KAY: That, mein bruder, is a question best left to the philosophers...

"Dad," Tenchi groaned.

Kiyone finished typing up her report, then pushed the button that transferred it to the Yagami and through it's computer to headquarters. In the time since she and Mihoshi had become more than merely partners in the police force, she'd relaxed somewhat. Instead of working herself to death all the time, she did only exactly what was required for someone in her position. But just the same she did make sure to do EXACTLY what she needed to.

J.T.: Alphabet Insults?
KAY: You're on, Airhead.
J.T.: You can do better than that, Battleship-Butt.
KAY: I'm just warming up, Crotchpot! ^_^

Taking special care to check all the regulations on personal relationships between officers.
That was why she was so surprised when her watch beeped and the holographic display showed that they were being ordered to return to headquarters to answer charges of improper conduct involving each other.

KAY: SO... Kiyone, jilt any high ranking fellow GP would-be-Romeos?
J.T.(Singing): ~~Hey, Romeo, let's go down to Mexico! Chase senoritas, drink ourselves silly, show them Mexican girls a couple of real hillbillies...~~
KAY(Singing): ~~Got a pocket of cash and that old Ford truck, fuzzy cat hangin from the mirror for luck...~~
BOTH(singing): ~~Said don't you know, All those little brown-eyed girls want playboys of the southwestern world~~

When she told Mihoshi the blond was not pleased.
"But... but how can they do this?"

[Apparantly, the way they just have.]

Mihoshi asked. "I thought you took care of everything."
"I did." Kiyone said. "There must have been a clerical error. I went over it twelve times and made sure I didn't make any mistakes."
"Well does it say who leveled the charges?" Mihoshi asked. Somehow Kiyone could have sworn there was a threat in her voice, but when she caught her partner's eyes they were the same as ever and she just looked worried.
"No, it says the details will be given to us when we arrive."

J.T.: Ugh... I would not be happy with that...
KAY: Manipulator.
J.T.: Yep... Don't like not knowing, Manipulator and Seeker of Knowledge both...

She took a deep breath. "Don't worry Mihoshi. We'll get this cleared up quickly and things will slip right back to normal."
"Okay Kiyone." Mihoshi said cheerfully, all worry draining from her face. "I believe you."
"Come on, let's go tell the others."

Aeka sat next to Sasami and Ryo-ohki on the couch while Kiyone explained what was going on.
"I don't see why they get involved in the first place." Ryoko said.
"Yeah I mean... isn't it your business?" Tenchi put in.

J.T.: Alien or no, this IS government we're talking about here, Masaki, if they had any intelligence, they wouldn't be there, so they make up for a lack of intelligence by stuffing their skulls with the stuff Colonel Flagg specialized in.

Kiyone shook her head. "No, it makes sense Tenchi. As officers we're in a highly dangerous position. If working with someone you care that much about jeopardizes the work it also puts people in danger. Distractions at the wrong moment can mean terrible consequences." She glanced at Mihoshi who was looking at a small rainbow being reflected from a prism over the door and not listening to the word. The others all sweat dropped. "Anyway the point is there are reasons for this and we need to get it cleared up."
"What happens if they don't?" Sasami asked.
Kiyone shook her head. "I can't think of any reason why they should, but there are a few possibilities. They could fire us and we would no longer be police officers. Two new people would be assigned to this sector and as Earth is protected we would no longer be able to enter the Solar System."
"I believe allowances can be arranged." Aeka said.
Kiyone smiled. "Thanks Aeka. But there are other possibilities. They may decide to assign us to different partners... possibly to new systems."

J.T.: Like the Masaki Household would let THAT happen.

"No!" Sasami said. "You're part of our family."

J.T.: See?
KAY: We see, Dumbo-gut.
J.T.: Shut up, Egg-plant for brains.
[PLEASE! Be more creative, you Fornicating Kangaroos...]

"Well then we'd better get going and arrange things." Kiyone said. "Come on Mihoshi."
"Huh?" Mihoshi said and then stood up. "Oh, sure Kiyone." She looked at Aeka. "Tell Washu we said goodbye."
"Me?" Aeka said.
Kiyone and Mihoshi grinned at her blush, leaving no doubt that they knew something. "Sure... why not? You seem to be helping her a lot lately."

KAY: Hey, Hav', someones noticed, ya Goat-breath. ^_^

"Oh... of... of course." Aeka said trying to regain her composure. "Well it's something to do you know."
"We know." Kiyone and Mihoshi said in unison.

[When did their location change from the Masaki house to Unison?]

Aeka managed to control herself. In addition to the other benefits, it took a lot more to embarrass Aeka these days than it used to. "Certainly." Standing she walked towards the door. Meanwhile Tenchi and the others followed the two detectives out.
"Actually why don't we head out?"

J.T.(Optimus Prime): Autobots, transform and roll out...

Noboyuki said. "Everything is packed."
"Then I will see you all later." Aeka said. She hugged Sasami and then turned towards the door to Washu's lab.
Glancing at the door to Washu's lab Sasami saw Aeka enter and then close it. She'd been disappointed when her sister had decided to stay behind instead of going on the trip with her. Still it was Aeka's decision and she had been spending a lot of time with Sasami lately. The little princess was just glad Aeka had stopped bothering about Tenchi and that Ryoko was leaving Ryo-ohki behind for the time they were leaving.

Aeka walked quietly through the halls of Washu's lab. Usually when she came here the door led directly to wherever the scientist was. Lately however, she'd been working on Ryoko and Tenchi's new spaceship. Aeka had begun to feel just a little bit neglected.
Pausing Aeka realized she was lost. "How does Mihoshi do it?"

J.T.: I talked to Jay, who talked to Kami-sama about it, even he has no clue. So it seems only one being knows, and the creator of Tenchi Muyo ain't talking, ya know? AND NO RAIJIN JOKES!
KAY(Kicks J.T. in the shin, Fujin): "RAGE."
J.T. That, mien bruder, was NOT the best of ideas... Just for that, once the project's complete, we're not MSTing anything violent or pornographic for a week.
KAY: Don't make promises you can't keep.

Taking a deep breath to calm down, she picked a random direction and began walking. After all, if she didn't find Washu, eventually the scientist would simply find her.
Nearly an hour later she saw a familiar red-haired shape appear out of the darkness. "Washu!" The figure turned and Aeka realized than it wasn't Washu. "Oh, Mecha Washu, it's you. Do you know where Washu is?"

J.T.: And thus the reading-ahead powers of thee are proven, Havoc's Spirit Incarnate.
[Sarcastic flattery gets you flattened, Impertinant One...]

"She is calibrating the engines in the new spaceship." The robot said. "She will be busy for another .97 hours."
Aeka sighed and looked around. "She'd always busy with that thing lately." Mecha Washu didn't respond. After a moment Aeka said something to break the silence. "So what do you do here most days?"
"Await instructions from mistress Washu."
Aeka smiled and nodded. "Oh yes, little Washu's orders are always worth waiting for." Suddenly an idea struck her. "I don't suppose you'd like to have a little fun while we wait."
"Wouldn't that make Washu angry?" Mecha Washu asked in a voice reminiscent of Mihoshi.

KAY(Mecha-Washu as Mihoshi): Little Waaaaashuuuu, I want to maaaaake ouuuuut!
J.T.: To the Mihoshi fans, JIM!, take a number starting at 165432, now allowing murder attempts by number... five. ^_^
KAY: Good one, Jackasshole! ^_^

"Yeah." Aeka grinned wondering what her punishment might be for enjoying herself with Washu's favorite toy without her around. "Do you mind?"
"After my last upgrade I was told to follow the orders of the others in the house provided Washu isn't around."
Aeka's smile almost covered the entire space between her ears. "Then let's have a little fun."

[Famous last words number five-oh-seven.]

Washu smiled as she finished the last bit of the engines. With a push of a button she had it appear in the air over the house and teleport Tenchi and Ryoko aboard. Seconds later her scanners picked up the sounds of the engines kicking in and it was gone.
"Well that's done. Now to fine Aeka and see if she is up for a little fun."

J.T.: Not now.

Turning she stepped through the door that appeared in front of her... and screamed.

KAY(Washu): UGH! Aeka, how COULD you? And with Mecha-Washu of all things!
J.T.: I know what a Jack-Of-All-Trades is, but what's a Mecha-Washu-Of-All-Things?

Aeka lay on the floor naked, her back a bloody mess of slashed skin. Mecha Washu stood over her holding a bloody yardstick. Washu recognized it as one she often employed when playing with Aeka.
"What have you done?"

KAY(Well, Duh tone, British accent): Beat her into a bloody bloody pulp is what it's done.

Running passed the robot she knelt next to Aeka who moaned weakly. Washu heard one word whispered.
"Ramen."
"I simply did what she asked." Mecha Washu said. "When she stopped screaming I was unsure if she was still conscious."
Screaming, Washu thought. "How... how long was this going on?"
".89 hours." Mecha Washu said. "She arrived here alone and you were not around. The idea of using me seemed to make her happy even though I told her you would be angry."
It would, Washu said to herself. Aeka would have probably gotten a thrill out of doing something like that.

J.T.: Egh... I'd rather get my thrills from something safer... like going eighty and more down the interstate and highways. (pause) Come to think of it, I think I have once or twice...

"Did she... did she not ask you to stop? Did she want you to do this to her... this badly?" Washu could feel the growing sense of guilt. She'd started Aeka in the S&M. It wasn't uncommon for people Aekso inexperienced. Maybe this had been something Aeka had been planning for a long time.
"Yes she asked me to stop. She often does."
Washu looked up at the robot. "When did she say 'Ramen'?"
"She began repeating that phrase twenty minutes into our time together."
Washu's eyes flashed with a cold certainty. "So after she said that you still kept beating her for a half hour?"

ALL: YOUR FAULT, KANGAROO CRAP WITH RED HAIR!

"Yes."
Of course, the robot had never been told the safe word and Washu had always been there to keep it in check. Also Washu had been keeping Mecha Washu from using its full strength. But there was no way Aeka could have known that. Never the less, Washu was pissed and there was only one thing on her mind.

KAY(Washu): If only it wasn't for Mihoshi's STUPIDITY!

"Mecha Washu, self destruct sequences 0569."

J.T.(Jim Kirk): "Zero...Zero...Zero... Destruct... Zero..."

There was a brief flash and the robot dissolved totally into its basic molecules.
Turning back to Aeka, Washu felt her chest ache. "Gods I'm sorry Aeka. I'm so sorry. I'll make it better. You'll be fine."
On the floor Aeka weakly turned her head to look at Washu. Her bottom lip trembling she let out a gut-

J.T.: Bomb.
KAY: She threw up her lunch?
[I didn't even know they HAD Krystals in Japan...]

wrenching scream before collapsing back to the floor. For Washu, the fear in her eyes had been the worst part.
Aeka was fine less than ten minutes later and another ten minutes she had woken up.

J.T.: And I thought I healed quick...
KAY: Bro, compared to humans, the fact that Magni only take about two-thirds of the ammount of time humans need to heal the same injuries, that is quick. Besides, as Clayton is OBSESSED with pointing out, Aeka's an alien.
J.T.: Yeah, but in our case it's just our, how did I put it?, "Dragon-headed determination".
KAY: Yeah, but you're just a Luckless Lilliputin.
J.T.: Oh, am I, Marshmello Muscles?
KAY: Yes, you are, Nike Nuts.

When she saw Washu instead of screaming or talking she'd simply blinked, stood up, and turned to walk out the door that appeared. Washu reached out, but quickly pulled her hand back. Sitting alone in the dark lab, she wrapped her arms around her own shoulders and simply sat there.

Yagami docked with GPHQ two days after they left Earth. They weren't met, but Kiyone made sure to sign the entry log anyway. They walked silently through the passages. The day before Mihoshi had been so worried that Kiyone had to reassure her several times that things were going to be fine. That had led to them holding each other and then other things. Both of them were walking a bit funny.

[Fools... Not even Alcohol Suppressors can stop the aftermath of a bottle of Romulan Ale...]

At the service desk Kiyone spoke to the secretary. "Officers Kiyone and Mihoshi here on request from GPHQ."
Checking the computer the man nodded and said, "You are to proceed immediately to room 290 where a superior officer

[(Adm. Graham) "You watch yourself, Dodge. You are addressing a superior officer."]
J.T.(Cmdr. Tom Dodge): "No, merely a higher ranking one. Catch us if you can!"

and the person who lodged the complaint are waiting for you."
"Thank you." Mihoshi said, trying to be polite.

J.T.: Been around the Law all my life, rule one: "The cops are NOT your friends when they want to talk to you."
KAY: You don't NEED to have been around the Law to know THAT, Osterich Neck.

Several minutes later they arrived at the door. "Let me do the talking Mihoshi."
"Sure Kiyone." Mihoshi said back.

KAY: Yeah, right...

Kiyone hit the pressure pad and the door opened.
"Ah, officers. Please, come in." Said the voice of the man Kiyone recognized as Captain Hiriko. They stepped through the door and it closed behind them. "Would you care for a seat."
"Sure." Mihoshi said, then Kiyone elbowed her in the ribs.

*J.T. chuckles*
KAY: What is it?
J.T.: Just thinking, Pencil-neck... If Nemesis Enforcer from G.I. Joe: The Movie ever did that elbow in the ribs thing to someone, he'd impale them...
KAY(Chuckling as well): That WOULD be pretty funny, Quarter-throat....

"We'll stand." Kiyone said.
The captain nodded. "Very well. Are you aware of the charges?"

KAY(Kiyone): Not really, we were informed that we'd be told here, and now you're telling us that we should have already BEEN informed.

"Yes sir. I've looked things over very carefully and I have to say all of my reports have been turned in on time and I have filled out all of the forms." Kiyone heard a snort behind her somewhere off to the left. Obviously their mysterious complainer. She didn't turn to look. "I'm unaware why we would have had any complaints logged against us."
"Us." Said the chief. "Well I'm afraid that is the problem officer. You seem to be under the mistaken impression that you have something to do with why we have called you here. You are not the problem." He nodded pointedly to the person Kiyone hadn't looked at. They stepped forward and began to speak. She wasn't the least bit surprised to see who it was.

J.T.: Colonel Samuel Flagg, United States Army, Criminal Investigation Division.
KAY: How James Longstreet Flagg the first could give birth to the second leader of G.I. Joe and also to THAT, I don't know...
J.T.: Uh, Kay, wrong continuality. I was thinking M*A*S*H, not G.I. Joe: Rebirth...
KAY: Oh, then pay no attention to what I just said.
[We do that as often as we behave: Never.]
KAY: You know, J.T., Hoshiko has her work cut out for her if she thinks she's going to teach you manners.
J.T.: I'm not saying a word, Raptor-skin...

"While going through some reports I came across something I felt needed to be shown to the superior officers." Mitsuki said, not even bothering to hide her grin. "It seems that both sets of union files were filled out by the same person, not by two halves of an official couple."

J.T.: If you disagree, "forever hold your peace," but in my opinion, if two people love each other, and confess that in a church of God Almighty, the rest is just legalities...

"But Kiyone always does the paperwork." Mihoshi said suddenly. Kiyone flinched as the chief nodded.
"That appears to be exactly the point. It seems to be that Kiyone does all of the work for your area. What exactly is it that you do Mihoshi?" Mihoshi stood there quietly. "Well officer?"
"I... I help out when someone attacks." Mihoshi said.
"The last attack we have on record was over a year ago when, after confirming your report with the Science Academy, it was proved that the two of you were the only officers available to travel to the time period required to save the life of Jurai's heirs from the criminal Kain. Before that was the Kagato incident. Aside from those two incidents neither of you seem to do more than check the occasional traffic violation through the Sol system... and all of those reports were written by officer Kiyone."
"Um... yes?" Mihoshi said.
"Sir, I really don't..." Kiyone began.
Mitsuki said, "Oh I think you do Kiyone. You've been covering for a partner who has been abusing you to avoid work."

KAY: I gotta know, is Mitsuki one of the seemingly many Lost Heirs to the Juraian throne?
J.T.: Huh?
KAY: Don't ask me, I have no idea what I just said.

"Abusing me?" Kiyone yelled. "I'm the one who insisted..."
"I would never use Kiyone like that!" Mihoshi said at the same time.
"Never the less," The captain said. "I'm afraid that I may be detecting a breach in ethics."
"And that means retraining and reassigning." Mitsuki said with a malicious grin.

KAY: Now I see what I meant, she acts to Miho-Kiyo like Aeka acted to Ryoko.

Both of the other officers could practically taste the hatred shooting off her. It was clear to Kiyone that Mitsuki had poured over the paperwork, probably for weeks, looking for anything that could be used against them. Unfortunately Kiyone could see no way out of it.
"Kiyone." Mihoshi said, her voice uncharacteristically quiet. "Please, could you wait in the hall for a minute?"
"Why?" Kiyone asked. She looked at Mihoshi and said, "I think we should talk to the captain and..."
"Regulations are quite clear." The captain said. "I'm sorry, but abuse of a relationship such as this..." Mihoshi didn't let him finish.

[MSTers, all hell's about to break loose, and we have seats inside the safety barrier right next to the ring.]
*Everyone cheers!*
KAY: FINALLY!!! I've been waiting to see some death, destruction, and dismemberment for almost four MSTs!

In a voice that was practically made of ice she snapped, "Kiyone wait in the hall!"
Kiyone was shocked. She'd never heard Mihoshi's voice sound like that... not even when she was focused. Kiyone had thought that occasionally she had seen the real Mihoshi, the one hidden behind the mask of dull naivety that she'd been trained to adopt when she'd been in special operations. But now Kiyone saw another Mihoshi... and this one scared her. Without another word she turned and headed towards the door.
"You can't do that!" Mitsuki said.

SW: Appearance: negative.
[What our resident Decepticon Kitbash said was, "Doesn't look like that to me."]

"I have not dismissed either of you." The captain added.
Kiyone paused with her finger hovering above the control pad. But the voice Mihoshi had used left no room for doubt. Ignoring the protests she hit the button and stepped out of the room.
"This will mean your job!" The captain yelled as the door closed.

J.T.: No, I think it means yours'...

Kiyone sighed and leaned back against the wall.

KAY: DAMN YOU, CLAYTON, THANKS TO YOU I'VE AGAIN BEEN DENIED BLOOD, GUTS, AND GORE!

What the hell had she just done? Her career was over. Even if she went back to Earth there was no way she could ever be a police officer again.

J.T.: Yeah, I'd say she's too intelligent for that. What am I saying? A puddle of dog piss is too intelligent for that.
KAY: Well, Shitface, we've just pissed off Dog-fans, Cops, and Kiyone fans like Menkin.
J.T.: "Ain't it cool," Thunderbutt?
KAY: Hey! You fart louder than I do, Underwear eater!

Even the police there required strenuous background checks and without GP issued equipment and computer hacking they would have trouble even finding the crummy part time jobs they were used to. Was she going to have to sponge off Tenchi and Aeka for the rest of her life.

[QUESTION WITHOUT A QUESTION MARK'll COST YOU ON THE FINAL QUIZ, CLAYTON!]

Well probably not. She and Mihoshi hadn't had occasion to use any of their GP paycheck for almost two years now. Adding it up in her head she realized that if necessary they could live quite well on another planet, or even purchase the equipment they'd need to live on Earth.
The door opened and Mihoshi stepped out with her usual smile in place. "Ready to go?"
"Sure. Did they say who to turn our badges in to?"

KAY: Captain David Acevada.
J.T.: I personally think higher of Detective Vic Mackey, Vulture-breath.

Mihoshi blinked in surprise. "You want to quit? I wish you'd told me that before?"
"Quit? He just fired us!"
"Oh that." Mihoshi waved her hand. "I talked to him. We just got raises and Mitsuki has been demoted to janitor." Kiyone looked over Mihoshi's shoulder. The captain was still behind his desk, but he was staring off into space. Mitsuki was in a corner, curled up in a ball and also not seeing anything despite the unblinking expression on her face.

KAY(Mitsuki as Dexter): "The horror... The horror..."

"How?" Kiyone whispered. "How did you do that?"

KAY: Is her grandpa the GP Marshal in this series?

Mihoshi smiled and hugged her. "Don't worry about..."
"No!" Kiyone said firmly. "Mihoshi I love you... but I need to know. Who are you?"

J.T.(Shadow): "What do you want?"

"Kiyone I..." She saw the look on Kiyone's face and her smile faded. "Well okay, if you insist. But you have to keep it quiet." She stepped out of the door, allowing it to close. "And... if you feel differently about me I'll understand."
"Mihoshi." Kiyone said exasperatedly. "We've been over that a hundred times. I thought I was supposed to be the insecure one. I'm not going to stop loving you."
"Fine... but we can't ever discuss this again." Her eyes were harder than Kiyone had ever seen. The blue was darker and there was a set to her jaw. "Mimuri Harushi."
Kiyone's jaw dropped.

J.T.: Close it, that's not ladylike.
KAY: That's ok, it's just Kiyone, not a lady or anything. ^_^

Ten years before Mimuri Harushi had been the youngest person to pass the entrance exams to the Galaxy Police. Kiyone had done a paper on her, searching through files that had only been released months before
she herself had entered training. Harushi had been drafted into special operations at age 15

*J.T. blinks*

from the usual ranks and had spent seven years handling hundreds of the worst cases available. She'd been in charge of black ops that were still classified, but that rumors said involved torture. She'd disappeared from active duty after an incident that required her identity to be changed, some reports saying she'd uncovered a conspiracy within the GP that require no one but her to know who she'd become.
Mihoshi's blank look returned and she said, "Come on, let's head for home."
Kiyone swallowed and glanced at the door. The two people in there had obviously been scared to death. And the vacuous blond that always let Kiyone do the talking had done it. "Mihoshi... we need to talk more about this."
"On the way back Kiyone." Mihoshi said cheerfully. "I'll tell you everything, I promise... and if you want you can call me Mimuri. I haven't had anyone call me that in a long time."

[Couldn't have been because you were hiding out.]

For three days Aeka had contented herself to walking around the empty house. She'd made herself some meals, none of them very good, and had avoided the door to Washu's lab. She wanted to go in, she knew, but she couldn't bring herself to do it.

J.T.(Bimbo): LOOK! Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are standing in line for Tomb Raider 2!
KAY(Ralph): And J-Lo is giving them head!

Finally though, Washu saved her the trouble. While Washu was sitting on the couch, staring at a blank screen, Aeka saw the door open slowly. Then she saw Washu step out and close it softly behind her.
"Aeka..." Washu said. The princess turned, more out of shock to Washu's nervous tone. "Aeka I don't think I'll ever be able to apologize enough. I know you don't want to see my right now but I just needed to say that I'm sorry."

[So who's stopping you?]
J.T.: Wuss...
KAY: Yeah, you should've said (Aeka) "I know you're sorry, now apologize."

"Washu," Aeka breathed and stood up. "Washu I don't blame you."
"You don't?" Washu stared at her, feeling her heart beating in her chest. "But I'm the one who... I..."
"Washu I'm the one who tried to use Mecha Washu without you. I didn't think. It was my fault."
"You mean you don't hate me?"

KAY: Never said that, just said she didn't blame you and that it was her fault.
J.T.: Not bad, Xylophone-Smile.

Aeka stepped forward, banging her leg into the arm of the couch. As she fell she saw Washu dive forward to catch her. From the arms of the small scientist she looked up and smiled. "Washu, I could never hate you."
"Aeka." Washu had tears brimming in her eyes. "When you were hurt you looked at me with so much fear... and then you didn't talk to me..."
Aeka wrapped her arms around Washu and buried her face in the woman's shoulder. "I was afraid you'd be mad at me. I was so afraid you wouldn't want..."

J.T.: Oh look, a matched pair of idiots.

They both stood there hugging each other for a long time. Finally Washu said, "Aeka I... I really do love you. You know that right?"

KAY: Nope, she knows it left.

"Yes, I do Washu." Aeka said. Pulling back she smiled into Washu's eyes. "I'm... I'm glad you finally said it though."
"If it would make you feel better Aeka, we could switch. You could be in charge. Or maybe we could try to be gentle and just... I don't know. Just try normal sex."

J.T.: Normal? What does that mean?
KAY: He's serious, the pages for Normal, Defeat, Surrender, and Serious, and all synonyms are missing from his dictionaries and encyclopedias.

Aeka dug her nails into Washu's shoulders. "Washu I don't blame you for what happened. It's up to you what we do. You know that. That's how I like it..."

KAY(Aeka, singing): ~~That's the way, uh-hn, uh-hn, I like it, yeah...~~
J.T.(Ranma): Yak-brained Pantyhose Taro...
KAY(Taro): DON'T CALL ME THAT!

She paused for a moment. "But if those are things you want to do that's okay too." She kissed Washu's cheek softly. "But I do so love it when you hurt me."

J.T.(Ryoga): CLAYTON! YOU HAVE IMITATED THE SPEECH PATTERNS OF THE ONE I LOVE, PREPARE TO DIE!
KAY(dumps a bucket of cold water and ice on J.T., Sidney Freedman): "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice," in other words, bro, chill...

Washu managed a weak laugh at that. "What's wrong now?"
"I... I destroyed Mecha Washu for what she did to you." Washu said. "I didn't even think twice about it."

[Did you even think about it at all?]

Aeka thought about it, but finally nodded. "That's probably for the best. Mihoshi and Kiyone would have been upset if they knew."
"Oh... yeah. I was going to tell you about that. Mihoshi walked in on us a little while ago." Aeka shrugged. "You don't care?"
"I thought they might have known." Aeka said.

J.T.: MENKIN could have figured out those hints they dropped!

Washu was amazed. "You've changed a lot Aeka." She ran a finger through the long purple hair of the girl in her arms.
"I've grown up Washu. And you're the one who helped me do it. You gave me what I needed

KAY: A swift kick in the ass and then some.

and taught me how to express it. Just because of one mistake I would never want to give you up." She smiled and kissed Washu on the corner of the mouth. "Even if it meant giving up everything else I have."
"That's something else." Washu said. Stepping forward she swung her leg onto the couch and pulled Aeka into her lap. "If the royal family found out about this they might demand that you give me up or the throne. What with the heir issue..."
Aeka smiled and shook her head. "Who wants to be a princess anyway?

J.T.: Interesting question, too bad none of us give a damn.

But as for the heir issue I wouldn't think that would be a problem for you... when it comes up."

[YO, OVERSTREET, BLATANT PLOT FORESHADOWING IS MY JOB AROUND HERE!]

Washu smiled and shrugged. "But that's later. I'm not needed on Jurai right now. The empress... the empress is only needed for emergencies. I trust that Jurai can run itself without me interfering more than necessary and in the mean time I will be here. And if I ever need to go back..."
"I think I could alter a door in your room." Washu finished. Looking into Aeka's eyes she said, "I was so afraid you wouldn't want to be with me again. Sometimes I've been very cruel to you."
"I wanted you to." Aeka said. "I've never had to use the safe word with you Washu, even though you insisted I make one up."
"I know but..."
Aeka pushed away and lay along the couch cushions. "If it will make you feel better you can have me right here. You can be gentle, romantic, and caring. We can see how that is."
"Right here? In the living room?"

KAY: No, at the location of one of the most over-used jokes and one of the most pathetic attempts at a lemon in existance!
[You mean Bob Vila's New Yankee Workshop?]
KAY: NO, I MEAN THE THRICE-DAMNED CARROT PATCH!

"Why not?" Aeka ran a hand alone the front of her own shirt, grabbing her left breast tightly. "We're all alone. The others aren't coming back."

J.T.: According to the Laws Of Anime Probibility... The odds for when the others will show up is the number of non-present main characters, times the number of universes they appear in, divided by three... then throw that number away because someone's gonna show up anyway. ^_^

As an answer Washu ran her hand up Aeka's leg and under her dress. Her fingers quickly began exploring between Aeka's legs, causing the princess to gasp. Since they had started their new relationship, Aeka and Washu had touched, licked, and fucked every possible bit of each other's bodies. There was not a spot on or in Aeka's body that hadn't been repeatedly and forcefully violated by Washu and there wasn't a bit of Washu that Aeka hadn't allowed herself to be forced to do just as much to.
"Little Washu," Aeka breathed.
Washu smiled, lightly dipping her fingers into Aeka's ass and pussy, switching from one to the other at random. Soon her fingers were quiet wet and both of Aeka's holes were lubricated. "Mmm, my little slut if definitely in a good mood today. Why do you think that is?"

KAY: She's put poison in your split pea soup.
[As if anyone will get the reference.]
J.T.(explaining): Howliday Inn.

"Cause I love you Little Washu. I love you and what you do to me."

KAY: Anyone know the words to Garth Brooks' "Wrapped Up In You"?
J.T.: "Thunder Rolls," yes. "Wrapped Up," no.

Aeka now hand both hands squeezing herself through her shirt as Washu massaged her neither regions. "I love how you touch me and how you punish me and make me do things I would never be able to do."
"Like when I taught you to lick my ass." Washu said, her voice getting deeper. Aeka's back arches and her hips bucked when Washu slide a finger deeper into her. "You almost didn't do it. You almost said the word."
"I remember." Aeka hissed. "You waited just long enough to make sure I wasn't going to do it, but I still struggled. You grabbed me by the hair and shoved my face into it and then you said, 'You'll do as you're told bitch!' and raked your nails across my back."

[SO... Mary Ann and... Who?]
J.T.: Gilligan, DUH!
KAY(Casey Jones): Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
J.T.(Donatello): No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
KAY(Casey Jones): Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
J.T.(Donatello): You're the geek, Camel Breath!
KAY(Casey Jones): Dome head.
J.T.(Donatello): Elf lips!
KAY(Casey Jones): Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
J.T.(Donatello): Here goes. What are we on?
KAY(Casey Jones): G.
J.T.(Donatello): Here goes, Gak face!
KAY(Casey Jones): I'm ready, hose brain!

Washu kissed Aeka's knee and rubbed her face into the princess's thigh. "And that was all it took. You pushed that tongue of yours in hard and just kept licking."
"How about when I first let you do it to me? I thought I'd die of embarrassment and I never thought you'd be able to fit that toy of yours into me."
"I made it fit." Washu purred. She pulled up Aeka's dress so she could see her own hands working around Aeka's pussy. There were no panties. "I pushed that rubber dick so far into you I wasn't sure it would ever come out." She slipped out from under Aeka's legs and stood up, letting her fingers slide out. Looking down at Aeka she absently licked them clean and watched while the princess tweaked the nipples sticking through her shirt.

KAY: I wonder... What would they put on the bathroom towels?
J.T.: "His and Hers. Makes me feel like a bathroom towel."
KAY: Exactly.

"I didn't want it to. I was staring at you in those straps holding it to your waist and inside you. I may have screamed for you to take it out, but I wasn't going to let it go without a fight." With lightning fast speed she reached out and grabbed Washu, forcing her down onto the couch and wrapped her legs around the scientist's thighs pushing her heels into Washu's butt and kissing her furiously. Her hips began to buck and shortly Washu joined in, banging her pelvis into Aeka's until it hurt.
Then Aeka rolled over sending them both to the floor, with Aeka on top. She released Washu's mouth and sat up on top of her, still bucking her hips. Reaching back she pushed her way under Washu's skirt and began to repeat what had been done to her. Beneath her Washu squirmed and moaned.
Using her free hand Aeka tore open the top of Washu's shirt and stared down into her eyes. "Washu, since you asked I'll take control this time. But I don't want to keep it. I want to trade back and forth from now on. Is that understood?"
Washu nodded. "Yes."
Aeka grinned and dug a nail into the wall of Washu's pussy, causing her to scream in pain and cum at the same time. "You will call me princess."

KAY: Oyobi to Oujo-sama!

Then coming onto Washu's belly, she lowered her head and dug her teeth into Washu's breast to leave her mark. Fresh blood filled her mouth and Washu came again.

J.T.: Even I can be wrong, it's rare, but it happens.

Author's note

I asked people who've read earlier chapters if I should write this one. I got numerous cries of "Hell yes!" and a few suggestions, chief of these to do another Aeka-Washu chapter where Aeka got to be on top. To comment email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com Somehow I doubt any of you are man enough to MST this

*J.T. and Kay pull out their waistbands and glance down.*
KAY: Seems you're wrong, Clayton.
J.T.: Two balls, one bat, and we're at the end, so I'd say that's obviously man enough to pull it off.
*MST ends, SIMSTers exit theater.*

J.T. sat down at the comm/ops station for the second time in as many weeks, "Check in."

"Team two, we're on our way there, Magni One. ETA, one to two days."

"Almost there, J.T. Take care of her, or die."

Soon... Very soon...
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(There is a profile outline of J.T. on a chalkboard that he steps into then turns to face the reader, ala "Masterpiece Theater.")
J.T.: We have been challenged by our old sparring partner Clayton Overstreet to continue to shread "Karaoke Night". As always accompanied by an incarnation of Soundwave I created, Havoc, Kay, and myself step into the theater for the final MST of Clayton's trademark Lemon series. And now, without futher ado, I give you...


Self Insert MST #16
"Overstreet Once More, Part four: 'One More For The Road'"
By J.T. Magnus

I flicked the razor one last time, THERE... smooth as... a shaven face. Not bad for a first time. Then the phone rang and I doubletimed out to answer it.

"If this isn't Star-chan or a certain annoying... Ok... Ok... Beam me to the theater, I want to startle them..."

I rematerialized in the theater, thinking how I had gotten used to the displacement of the transporter when Soundwave and Kay walked in and noticed that I had shaved off my too-much-to-be-peach-fuzz-not-enough-to-be-whiskers.

"'Don't smirk, Patton. I shan't kiss you.'"

I, of course, responded with the appropriate response to Kay's repeat of Monty's comment... That of Patton the first time it was said, "'Pity, and I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.'"

"Fic: begins."

**==
I don't own these characters or profit from them. If you don't like lemons... why are you reading this?

J.T.: To shut you up.

If anyone complains... well actually I asked for people's opinion on this and was asked to write this. Any complaints... keep them! Compliments you can send.

Karaoke Night 7
By, Clayton Overstreet

Kiyone and Mihoshi sat across from each other in the Galaxy Police Headquarters dining hall.

KAY: What a mess of a mess...

Before going back to the ship

[Yagami! It's important to us ship's computers that you get the names of the ships we inhabit right, in my case it's Magni MSTing Ship Anime Star NX-2990-Alpha.]

and supplying the information about her past as Mimuri Harushi, she'd insisted on getting something to eat first.

J.T.(Kiyone as BJ): Why not, I'm in the mood to gag.

"I mean sure Sasami makes great food, but sometimes you get a craving for slop."

KAY: Then have Aeka cook.

Mihoshi said cheerfully.
"Yeah," Kiyone said absently. Only a few minutes before they'd been close to being reassigned and sent to retraining... and now they had a raise. Her superior had been left speechless and Mitsuki had been in shock. What had Mihoshi said in there to cause a reaction like that?

J.T.: Somethings are best left unthought about... like Queen Branhe from FF9 in a speedo.
KAY: Urp...
J.T.: I love doing that. ^_^

Suddenly she realized that Mihoshi had piled some food onto her tray. "Oh, thanks."
Mihoshi smiled in her usual vacuous way and said, "It's not a problem Kiyone. Come on, I see an empty table."
Kiyone followed behind her staring into space. When she suddenly bumped into Mihoshi she ended up spilling everything onto the floor. Her usual response kicked in. "Mihoshi, what did you do that for?"
"Milloi." Mihoshi's voice was a whisper.
The name rung a bell and Kiyone looked up. There was a tall man with a crew cut standing about ten feet away looking at them. Finally he walked forward. "Hello Mi... Mihoshi is it now?" He smiled and said, "I should have known. Who else could get so infamous?"

J.T.: Adolf Hitler.
KAY: Osama bin Laden.
SW: Megatron.
[Jennifer "J-Lo" Lopez.]

"Hello Milloi. How's Trish?" Mihoshi asked coldly. Kiyone noticed that she'd slipped back into her more focused personality.
"We broke up about six months after.

J.T.(singing): ~~Oh have you left the one you left me for? Have they heard like me that slamming door? Did you leave for good or just get bor-or-ored? Oh, have you left the one you left me for?~~

You?"
"I'm seeing Kiyone now." She said.

KAY(Singing): ~~I'm already taken, you spoke up too late, I love somebody else, so you'll just have to wait...~~

Kiyone smiled nervously, unsure of what to say. Neither of them was blinking and Milloi didn't look at her. So Kiyone took the initiative and stepped forward. "That would be me... the one with all my food on the
floor." She extended her hand for a shake.

[~~You put your right hand in and you shake it all about...~~]
J.T.: What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?
KAY: Then civilization is more screwed up than we thought...

Milloi looked at her and gripped her hand. "Hmm, strong handshake. I can see who the man is in this relationship."
Kiyone's eyes narrowed. Mitsuki had said something like that to her before. "And I can see why Mihoshi dumped you."
"Is that what she told you?" He asked, sounding amused and letting her hand go.
Kiyone flinched and remembered the story Mihoshi had told. "No."
"Nice of you to defend her honor though."

J.T.(Juan "Johnny" Rico): "Didn't anyone tell you, sir? That's what the Mobile Infantry's good for."

"Well we all make mistakes." She realized that she was now staring at him unblinking. Shaking her head she stepped back and grinned. "Oh very nice!"
"What?" He asked.
"You must work at that. You piss people off just enough for a face off. Gives you a chance to see how they react. I'll bet you knew most of it before I even said anything though." He wasn't smirking any more.

J.T.: Busted.

"Mihoshi is much better at it."
"She always was." He glanced of Kiyone's shoulder. She turned around just in time to see Mihoshi wipe something off of her cheek. "But she never could control her emotions could you?"

KAY: I vote good actor.
J.T.: Actor.
SW: Actor.
[(AJ) Whatever...]

"No." Mihoshi said coldly. She set her tray down on a nearby table. "Come on Kiyone. I'm not hungry any more." She turned and walked away.
Kiyone glanced back at Milloi uncertainly, but once again followed after the blond. Behind her she heard him call out, "Perhaps I was wrong about who the man is."

KAY: You know, there are some cops who NEED to be killed in the line of duty... Preferably by their own backup.

Tenchi sat looking out at the sea of stars spread out before him. The inside of the ship was designed to look like his house, but he knew that the outside was radically different. Still it was comfortable.
"It's really beautiful out here." He said.

J.T.: No, no, no, MASAKI, YOU FOOL! You're not supposed to stop there, you're supposed to continue on with a line about how the beauty of space doesn't come close to that of your girl! GEEZ! Hope Noboyuki never wants grandkids, because you're BEYOND clueless!....
KAY: Opinionated, are you?
J.T.: Aren't I? ^_^

Ryoko was sitting next to him, her head leaning against his shoulder. "Yeah, I know. When I had just finished robbing a bank or something sometimes I would just sit and stare. It always made me feel... peaceful."
"I remember." Tenchi said.
"Oh that's right." She kissed his neck. "The dimension tuner. But you didn't like that."

KAY: Ah, the three parter with the crossovers with Pretty Sammy, the story of Patty Hurst, and others.

Tenchi smiled and hugged her tightly. "There were some moments." He ran a hand through her thick hair.
Ryoko smiled and rubbed his thigh. "Yeah, well I can think of some better ones."

J.T.: Wedding, maybe?
KAY: That reminds me, you been practicing?
J.T.: You mean besides practicing kicking your ass, bro?

"Ryoko we only just started out. I mean we haven't even gotten to the resort Aeka reserved for us." He said with a grin.

KAY: No, he didn't. He said it with a hard-on.

"Oh but Tenchi, there'll be plenty of time there too. All night, all day, and maybe during lunch." She whispered into his ear and his response was cut off when she sucked on his ear lobe. "You're young and strong. You can take it."

KAY: I say pray they never have to sacrifice a virgin, because they'd be limited to Sasami and Ryo-Ohki.
[(Hawkeye) "Radar, I have the impression that we woke you about three-thirty this morning."]
J.T.(Radar): "Ah, no, it was ten to four."
KAY(Trapper): "Did we say why?"
J.T.(Radar): "Uh, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin."
[(Hawkeye) "Did we?"]
J.T.(Radar): "I was too sleepy."

"I don't know..." He said playfully. He felt himself suddenly pushed onto his back. "Oof!"
"Mmm, now that's more like it. Speechless at my beauty."

J.T.: Taking lessons from Kodachi, Ryoko?

The air had been knocked out of him, but Tenchi knew better than to say so. Ryoko bent above him, her breasts hanging in his face. Long suppressed hormones kicked in and he just nodded, unable to look away.
"Such a naughty boy you are Tenchi." Ryoko said, tracing her finger over his chest. "Staring at a girl like that. What kind of woman do you take me for?"

J.T.: Tenchi, from one guy with a girlfriend to another, if you value your existance, your love life, and other things, you won't give an honest answer to that.

Tenchi reached up and rubbed his hand against her cheek. Ryoko took it and held it close, her eyes closing. "My girl."

[Why are they talking about a movie?]

"Forever and ever." She said. Then she pushed his hand down and grinned. "But you're mine too Tenchi." She slipped her legs over his and sat up on his lap.
While Tenchi watched her clothes disappeared. Her breasts, as always, seemed to defy gravity while jiggling nicely. Absently he reached up and ran the tips of his fingers over the large pink nipples. They hardened insistently and she began to grind against him.
"Tenchi..." She whispered. "I don't think you'll be needing those clothes for this trip." She grabbed his shirt in both hands and pulled. There was a loud tearing sound

J.T.: Well, scratch one shirt.

and Tenchi lowered his hands long enough to slip them out of his sleeves.
"Whatever you say Ryoko."

[(Ryoko) Ryoko says "shut up and kiss me."]

He said. "I love you."
"I know you do Tenchi. I love you too. I love you and I make love to you..."

KAY(Ryoko as Vietnam War Era prostitute): Me love you long time.

She moved her hips forward, slipping her pussy against his belly and chest. She moved upwards slowly and stopped literally floating over Tenchi's face. "Taste it Tenchi. Please."
He didn't need any more encouragement.

KAY: Tenchi, damn, man, when people tell you to bite them, they don't mean it literally....

Bending forward he pressed his hands against her thighs and flicked his tongue out across her clit. It always amazed him that she tasted so good. His lips tugged at hers and he got so focused that he barely noticed her leaning back and working his pants down his legs. Not exactly surprised by Ryoko's behavior, he wasn't wearing underwear.

[Going commando?]
J.T.: Why in the name of Lonzo Wilkinson anyone would want to go around without underwear, I have no clue. Without PANTS, I can understand, but no underwear?...

Ryoko got his shoes and pants off just as she came. "Ah!" Tenchi's tongue was in her and her juices slipped into his mouth. "Oh... I... I need you in me Tenchi." She pulled back and floated away from him.
"I need you too Ryoko." He whispered, licking off his lips. He stared at her and grinned. "I can never believe you're mine."
Ryoko rotated midair and laughed. "Believe it...

[(Ripley's Believe It... Or Not! host) "Or not!"]

now get over here."

J.T.: Also taking lessons from Scorpion?

She landed on the floor and spread herself over the arm of the couch, her ass pointed into the air. "Give yourself to me."
He didn't need any more encouragement. Standing up he walked up behind her and ran his hands over her butt.

KAY: Also known as ass, bum, arse, six, cheeks, rear, and taillights.
[You would know that...]

"Where..."
"Just do it Tenchi!" She cried.
Tenchi pushed forward with his hips and slid the tip of his dick into her pussy.

J.T.(Gunny Tom Highway): "...Til some suckhead writes home to momma saying he dipped his wick in the Republic Of."

Ryoko pushed back and they both gasped as the tip of her wet clit ran across it. He was all the way inside her with barely any effort and they both stood there for a moment just enjoying it. Then Ryoko began rubbing her own breasts and moaned. Tenchi responded and pushed forward, pressing her into the couch.
Finally he moved out and almost left her before moving the other way. In and out... he wasn't sure how long he did it and he didn't care, but eventually Ryoko's breath caught and she tightened around him. It was too much and he came at the same time.

J.T.: *Faked snoring*

"Oh yes..." Ryoko hissed. "You're always so quiet Tenchi."
"I know." He said. "I just can't..."

KAY(Tenchi): Figure out Amanda's and Jay's family trees....
[If anyone could pull THAT off, they'd have to be crazier than a Magni...]

"Shh! It's okay." She jerked her hips. "What I really like is how you always manage to stay ready. You're still so hard."
Tenchi gritted his teeth as she rolled onto her back, still lying across the couch. Her hands squeezed her breasts while she stared at Tenchi's eyes.
"We don't want to let it go to waste do we?"

KAY(Tenchi): Sorry, what were you saying? I was thinking about you wearing a necklace and nothing but, like that scene in Titanic.

Tenchi shook his head and slowly ran his hands up her legs and began rubbing her belly. "No."
"Tenchi." She whispered. "You know what that does to me." More juices began leaking out of her and Ryoko moaned. "But two can play that game. Watch carefully lover." Lifting up her left breast Ryoko bent her neck down and managed to suck her nipple into her own mouth. Making exaggerated moans and muffled yells she chewed and sucked at herself and rubbed her pussy against Tenchi's dick faster.
He was surprised when he got even harder than he had been. The comforting wet feeling coming from

J.T.: The Pacific Ocean... Oh, wait, it's just Ryoko and Tenchi having sex again, for the nintith time this month...
KAY: All their intercourse ever seems to do is create seismic activity and cause earthquakes and tidal waves...

Ryoko seemed to hold and caress him. His jaw dropped open automatically and his eyes closed.
Tenchi was really surprised when Ryoko suddenly vanished. His eyes opened just before she pushed him back again and wrapped her fingers around his dick. Her other hand cupped his balls. "You tasted me Tenchi. I want to do the same to you."
"Ryoko I'm about to..." He was cut off as she pinched the base of his dick.

[Then she squeezes too hard, castrating Tenchi.]
*J.T. and Kay wince and cover their goods.*
[I love being a computer...]

"Oh."
Ryoko smiled and leaned forward, wrapping her lips around the head. The tip of her tongue began licking at the hole and her hand started pumping him. Tenchi shoved his hands into her hair again. Finally his muscles twitched and Ryoko's hands released him. He came into her mouth with a gasp and she greedily swallowed it. When she was done, she slowly pulled back, a line of cum connecting her tongue to him.
"Mine." She hissed.
Tenchi, his head swimming slightly, could only nod as Ryoko began working her way back up his body.

As Yagami moved away from GPHQ, Kiyone glanced sideways at Mihoshi. The blond was staring straight ahead and had an unfamiliar set to her jaw. Neither of them seemed to be able to think of anything to say.
Finally Kiyone mumbled something and Mihoshi looked over at her. "What?"
"I said he's an ass." Kiyone said.

J.T.: Don't insult asses like that.

Mihoshi's jaw hung slack for a moment and then she bit down on her lip. Seconds later a loud snort came out of her nose and she began to laugh uncontrollably. Kiyone smiled and joined in. Then she realized that Mihoshi had tears falling down her cheeks and stopped.
"Mihoshi..." She reached over, but Mihoshi turned away and sobbed.
"Kiyone... Kiyone please don't look at me." She said. Kiyone wasn't sure what to do. Mihoshi's shoulders heaved and she kept her head down. "I know it hurts you to see me cry. It's okay, I'll... I'll be fine in a minute."
Kiyone stared at her for a minute. Then she felt the anger boiling up inside of her chest. "You idiot!"

KAY(Kiyone): MIHOSHI NO BAKA!

Mihoshi turned automatically, too surprised to stop herself. "But Kiyone I..."
"None of your excuses!" Kiyone yelled. "I can't believe you can be this clueless! I mean honestly you have done some dumb things in your time, but this takes the cake. And stop crying."
Mihoshi stared at her, "Kiyone all I did was... I mean he..."
"He's a moron and you sure as hell don't owe him anything. If you don't stop whining about it I'm cutting off your cookie supply for the next month!

J.T.: That's harsh, cruel, and just plain cold...

Not that we'll be able to afford any on our budget and with the jobs we get."
Mihoshi suddenly realized that her tears had stopped. In the face of Kiyone's anger she'd slipped back into her normal routine and simply responded like she always did.

KAY: Robotic.
SW: Problem?
KAY: NOPE! ^_^;;;;;;;;;

She was completely in shock when she realized this and couldn't respond.
Kiyone sniffed and turned away. "I'm sorry I had to yell at you like that, but you were acting stupid again. Unless you actually want to go back to that loser." She still sounded angry but Mihoshi heard the note of doubt in her voice.
"No Kiyone! I'm sorry. I just... he hurt me a lot and that wasn't exactly..." She stopped and a smile spread across her face. "Thanks for setting me straight Kiyone. I needed that."
Kiyone reached over and stroked Mihoshi's face. "Any time Mihoshi." She gently kissed the blond on the cheek and smiled. "You still want me to call you Mimuri?"

J.T.: If I knew any outside the first episode, I'd make a Rurouni Kenshin joke.

She shook her head emphatically. "No... that's not who I am any more. I guess I've been Mihoshi for too long." She paused and pulled Kiyone to her, hugging tightly. "But I'll tell you all about her on the way home. I promised."
Kiyone nuzzled into Mihoshi's hair and hugged back just as tightly.

For three days Washu and Aeka had enjoyed spending time alone in the house. They'd had sex on just about every surface,

SW: Mars.
J.T.: Kitchen table.
KAY: The ocean.
[Rooftop.]

stayed up watching movies,

KAY: During which they had sex.

and even gone swimming out in the lake.

KAY: In which they had more sex.

Washu was enjoying it mostly because she rarely got out of the lab and Aeka felt like she was on a trip like Ryoko and Tenchi.

KAY: Because both couples are having sex.
J.T.: That's enough.
KAY: Right.

They were both mildly disappointed when Washu's sensors informed them that Kiyone and Mihoshi were on their way back. "They'll arrive by sunset." Washu said.

[Hm. Most of the time you LEAVE at sunset...]

"Well then I guess it's back to sneaking around." Aeka said casually, turning it into a good thing. She put her arms around Washu and smiled down at her. "We'll have to spend all our time hiding all the nasty things we do together and who knows, we might get caught."

KAY(Stanley Goodspeed): "Stone Age Cavegirls In The Raw, kinky."

Washu chuckled and dug her fingers into Aeka's butt. "Mmm, you know you're the best pupil I ever had."

J.T.: Well, Aeka, no sense asking if you take lessons from Washu-chan, she just said so.

"Not counting your eyes." Aeka said staring at her. In her mind she was always amazed at the floating sensation she got when she was around Washu. Washu was in charge, Washu knew what to do, and Washu always knew what she needed. "But you know... I'd like to try something special tonight."
Washu raised an eyebrow. "I have a trained squid."

KAY: Nani!?

"No! I mean no, something else tonight." Aeka said after a minute. "We'll save that for later."
"Okay, so what's your idea?"

KAY(Aeka): You make male clones of us and they screw our brains out.
J.T.(Muttering): And he says I have too much free time...

Washu asked. Aeka tugged gently on Washu's hair and told her. Washu grinned and lifted Aeka up into the air. "Now that sounds fun... but it is rather public. Are you sure you wouldn't rather try something a bit more private."

J.T.: You've been doing private stuff for four chapters, so stuff it!

Aeka stuck up her nose and smirked. "I've been doing some research, because something struck me as odd. It seems a great many of the Jurai family have had relationships like this."

KAY: Always knew there was something wrong with 'em.

"Yeah, I know." Washu said. "I told you I checked into your past." She set Aeka down and lightly slapped her on the ass. "You royals love being told what to do under the right condition. And it's not like you don't have the technology for two women to produce an heir."

ORGANICS: *Raise an eyebrow.*

"Well..." Aeka said, managing to suppress her blush. "My point is that I'd better get used to it... unless you have a better offer?"

J.T.(Washu): Double, or nothing.

"Better than the future queen of the galaxy?" Washu asked. "Especially one who can use her toes to..." Aeka cut her off again.

J.T.: Thank you.
[Thank you.]
SW: Thank you.
KAY: Dammit!

"Anyway do you like my idea or not?" Aeka said severely. Washu had control in most things, but on occasion Aeka felt she had the right to invoke her royal perogatives. "You don't have to."
"No, I like it." Washu said quickly. "Maybe I'll even come up with something else." She let her eyes slide over Aeka's body. "I'll just bet I can embarrass you so much in front of all those people.

J.T.: Smeg, no odds or bookie...

A few hundred eyes staring at you, judging everything you're doing, and..."
Aeka slapped a hand over her mouth, already breaking into a cold sweat. "Sh! Don't ruin it... a few more words and we'll have to clean the floor again Little Washu."

[Don't take much to arouse her, does it?]
KAY: I revisit my joke about over-sensitivity from the time we MSTed with the AniMSTers.
J.T.: And you say I drop hints...

Washu licked Aeka's hand and the princess pulled it away. "Fine... see you in three hours?"

J.T.(Aeka): Make it two hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fourty-five seconds, EXACTLY. You show up at fourty-six seconds or fourty-four seconds, this date is OFF!

Aeka nodded. "Yes. We'll get ready and you can just teleport us to where we're going." They kissed on it and Aeka headed for the stairs while Washu went to her lab.
Once she was in her room Aeka went to her closet and began looking around. She'd considered keeping some of the outfits Washu had her wear in there, but had decided that Sasami finding them would not be something either of them could handle if for no other reason that it would ruin Aeka's idea of her sister being an innocent little girl.

[My, my, could this be a previously unheard of show of intelligent from our Juraian First Princess?]

Still she did have the leash and choke chain hanging on a hook inside the door.
She ignored it though and began looking through the large collection of clothes she'd bought, sending the designed back to Jurai and having them made there. After all, she couldn't have Tenchi paying for such things. Especially since most of them had been bought to be worn specifically for him.
Aeka laughed and asked her reflection, "Was that really me?

KAY: Unless you have a clone.

Fawning over a boy like that." In her mind she realized that Tenchi would have never been able to make her truly happy as a lover. As a friend he was perfect... but Ryoko could have what was beneath his waste.

J.T.: The trash, crud and scum.
[So, who gets what's below his waist?]

He was far to gentle for Aeka.
Something caught Aeka's eye and she picked up the hanger it was attached to. It was perfect, a tight black dress with various shards spun into the thread. She'd never worn it, but just holding it she could see each piece of valuable gem catch the light in rainbow flashes. Diamonds, sapphires, emeralds, rubies... they were all there and each one was shaped to send the light directly into a person's eyes.

KAY(A Person): ARGH! I'M BLIND! THAT DRESS BLINDED ME!

Setting it gently on her futon she stripped off her robes and quickly ducked into the hall and the bathroom. The pool shimmered and rippled when she slipped into it and reached for the shampoo dispenser. Sometimes it was nice to use a shower, but right now she just wanted to get clean.
Scrubbing at her head, she closed her eyes and let the suds drip down over her body. Finally she ducked

KAY: Quack!
[Quack!]
J.T.: AFLAC!

under and washed it off, digging her fingers in deep. When she needed air she surfaced and threw her hair over her back. The water washed down her body and splashed into the pool.
Next she grabbed a washcloth and the soap. When she got it lathered up she set the bar aside and began working the cloth over her arms, down her chest, and along her legs. (Look, a lemon author who can use a thesaurus and dictionary!).

J.T.: Yeah, we MSTed Alex a while back. But why are you commenting on other authors in your own non-MST fic?

She rubbed hard, making sure to get all the dirt and dead skin, until her body was a uniform pink

J.T.: Most uniforms I know of are white, blue, black, tan, brown, or green. Unless she's a Power Ranger of course...

color that matched her nipples. She cleaned every crevice, resisting the urge to play with herself.
Aeka finally finished and got out, she dried off and wrapped a towel around her hair and another around her body. Going back to her room she shut the door behind her without thinking and took off the towels. Aeka sat in front of the vanity mirror on her dresser and reached for a comb. It took ten minutes for her to comb her hair back into a pony tale. She tied it with a black bow.
Then she reached for her makeup. She almost never wore it, except to official functions and for her own amusement. Most of the time Aeka merely stuck to her own natural beauty and grace.

MAGNI: HA!

She laid it all out of the table and went to put on her dress. It was a tight fit and hugged every curve of her body. She never wore a bra,

KAY: They're too small to need one.

but in this dress she didn't need to. It lifted everything on its own. When she got it on she returned to the mirror and began applying makeup. She started with dark blue eyeliner and a bit of blush. Last, but not least, she took out some green lipstick, carefully applied it to her mouth, and put matching polish on her nails.
When the polish had dried she went back to her closet and took out a pair of dark nylon stockings, slipping them over her legs and finished the whole outfit off with black high-heeled pumps and a white purse. Her eyes caught the clock and she saw that it was 7:00.

[Shouldn't that be 007?]
KAY(M): Remember Double-Oh Seven, a shadow stays in front or behind, never on top.
J.T.: K as M... "God, I love this job..."

Going back down stairs she took the steps carefully, not wanting to slip and ruin the mood. Still she did pause when she saw Washu waiting for her. The scientist smiled up and said, "You look great."
Washu was in a tuxedo.

[Smile for your prom picture.]

There were several alterations from the usual kind though. For one it was a lot tighter, hugging Washu's calves and chest and not leaving anything to the imagination. The white shirt under the jacket was stretched tight over her chest, the buttons straining. Aeka saw a hint of purple through the fabric, indicating that Washu was wearing a bra. To add to the look she was also wearing a black bow tie around her neck. It didn't slip through the collar of her shirt; it was just tightly wrapped around her throat.
Aeka noticed that the shoes were the standard though. Shiny and black, they didn't have any extra heel. When compared to Aeka's it made the scientist look even shorter than normal. Still the look of confidense

J.T.: Too bad she has no Confidence.
[What about Paranoia?]
KAY(Lister): "There's this theory that Chen used to have. It's like everyone's got two people inside you. You've got your confidence and paranoia. And your confidence's the guy who goes, 'Hey you're great. You're dead sexy! Everybody loves you!' And your paranoia says, 'You're stupid. You're useless. You're ugly. And everybody hates you.'"
J.T.(Rimmer): "That's odd, Lister. According to this reading, you're clinically dead." (normal) Want me to make you match it? ^_^

on her face more than made up to it because, short as she was, Washu's presence could fill up a whole room. She was also wearing blood red lipstick.
"Washu, you're a hunk." Aeka said and came the rest of the way down the stairs. Washu changed her stance and Aeka noticed a large bulge at the front of her pants. "What's that?"
Washu glanced down and then winked at her. "It's for later. After all, I've decided to be the man tonight."
Aeka suddenly had a vision of something Washu had done before. She'd been shocked when it had happened, even though they'd both enjoyed it. Washu had altered herself for an hour or so. She'd used one of her machines to give herself male genitalia,

ALL: O_O (Or the equivilent...)

in addition to her own. She and Aeka had both played with it, abused it, and it had been fun, but afterwards when they were cuddling, they'd both agreed that the whole thing had been too weird.
"Did you..." Aeka started to ask, but Washu held up a finger. Aeka understood. Whatever it was, she'd have to wait and see. "Um, could you zip up my back?" She turned revealing the zipper behind her. Washu reached over and slowly pulled it up the princess's spine.
Just then Mihoshi and Kiyone walked through the door. They paused and looked at the two of them.
"Well you look spiffy." Kiyone said.
"Yeah," Mihoshi put in. "You two going out?"

J.T.: So? Stranger things have happened.
KAY: Few of which haven't either been seen or caused by a Magni.

Washu glanced at Aeka who surprised all of them by walking over to her and slipping an arm around the red head's waist. "Yes, we have reservations at a restaraunt."
"Oh, Kiyone and I were going to the Karaoke bar tonight." Mihoshi said.
Kiyone smiled and asked, "Washu... do you mind if we barrow your video recorder again?"

[(Washu) If you wanted to borrow it, I'd have no problem, but no, you can't barrow it.]

Washu grinned and said, "Certainly. Is it just for the singing or were you planning something for later?"
Kiyone smirked and said, "Let's just say you don't get a copy."
"Like she needs it." Aeka muttered and got an elbow in the ribs.
"Sure, here." She waved a hand and a hole opened in the air. A red yardstick fell onto the floor.

KAY(Washu): Oops, wrong subspace pocket. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

All four of them stared for a second, and then Washu scooped it up and slid it back into the hole, pulling out the recorder. "Uh... here. Well we must be off. Have fun." She shoved it into Mihoshi's hand and then she and Aeka vanished.
Mihoshi was still blushing furiously when she felt Kiyone tug on her arm. "Huh?"
"Come on Mihoshiiiii!" Kiyone said in her best Mihoshi impression. "I want to go sing!"

J.T.(Chuckling): Now THAT's good comedy. ^_^

Mihoshi laughed and poked her in the rub right behind her breast. "You're going to pay for that."

KAY: Cash, check, credit, or plastic?

Kiyone just laughed and dragged her out the door.

Aeka had her arm linked with Washu's as they appeared outside of a French restaurant on Main Street in Okinawa.

[Okinawa? Okinawa's a whole different country...]

There was a line with three other couples ahead of them. A cool breeze blew through the night air while they
stood patiently waiting their turn.
"Oops, I almost forgot." Washu said. She reached into her picked and pulled out a black box. She handed it to Aeka. "Here, I considered a corsage... but this seemed more appropriate."
Aeka opened the box and gasped. Inside was a silver necklace, polished so that it caught the light like her dress did. On the end was an amulet shaped like a rose.

J.T.: Anyone know the words to that song about overlooking an orchid while looking for a rose?

"It's beautiful."
"I thought you'd like it." Washu said. Reaching down she slipped it out of the box and unhinged the clasp. Aeka bent down and let it be

J.T.(singing): ~~Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be. If there will be an answer, let it be...~~

put around her neck, then Washu picked up the case and put it back in her pocket, not taking her eyes off of the spot between Aeka's breasts where it hung.
"Ahem," Someone cleared their throat and they both looked up. The concierge was looking at them expectantly. "Your reservations?"
"They're under Princess Aeka Jurai and Professor Washu." Aeka said, pointedly ignoring the odd looks the man was giving them and some of the low whispers some of the people in line behind them had begun.
"Table for four?" The man asked.
"No, just two." Washu said in perfect French and grinned at him. "Is there a problem with that?"
Swallowing the man said, "No madam, I was merely surprised. I'm sure you understand." He bowed to both of them. "We rarely entertain royalty... aliens yes, because after all this is Japan.

J.T.: So? There are three hot spots for wierd activity, Japan, New York, and Dalton. Oh, and OKINAWA IS NOT PART OF JAPAN!
[I said that already.]
J.T.: And I just said it again.

Please, follow me."
They were led into a room with walls and carpet of matching red felt. A booth in the back was prepared with two crystal glasses with water in them and some folded napkins with a set of real silver eating utensils on each one. There was a big red dripping candle right in the middle and violin music filled the air.

J.T.: Stereotypical first date place.

Sliding in, they were handed menus and the man said, "The waiter will be along shortly."
Aeka looked around the room and saw several heads quickly turn away. She felt conspicuous and exposed. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."

[Methinks this girl's feet are FROZEN.]

Washu reached over and took her hand. "Aeka, if you want to leave that's fine."
"No." Aeka said firmly. "I'm sorry. It's just so new."

J.T.(Gallagher): "How can something be new AND improved?"

"I know." Washu leaned forward and planted a firm kiss on her lips. Then she sat back down just as the waiter showed up.
Aeka was surprised when he didn't even give them a strange look. "Can I take your orders?"

[(Aeka) Can you? Because you may.]

"Oh..." Aeka realized she hadn't even looked at the menu. "Uh..."
Washu quickly took charge. "We'll have the house special, no escargot, and a bottle of your best wine." She grinned at Aeka. "I'm paying after all."
Aeka gasped and the waiter walked away. "Oh my gosh. I forgot all about money!"
"Don't worry." Washu said. "I've got plenty."
"Well, he was certainly polite. Do you think the man we met when we entered warned him?"

[I can hear it now, (Concierge) "Door to Floor One, be advised, two females entering your area, one in dress, one in tuxedo, they are a couple. I say again, they are a couple."]

"No." Washu said. "However I do know him from someplace. He was in the store where I picked up some of our toys. Same isle."

KAY: That would explain it.

Aeka didn't know what to say. So she simply sat there, still holding Washu's hand until the food arrived. After that the conversation turned to soap operas, the local news, and what Aeka had last heard from Jurai or the latest scientific discoveries. They didn't even notice when they empties half the bottle of wine the waiter had brought.

J.T.(Singing): ~~Tomorrow might be painful, but tonight we're gonna fly!~~

Aeka gasped when Washu's glass tipped back and spilled a bit of wine down the front of her shirt. "Oh no! Washu, your shirt..."
"Ah, it's okay." Washu said. "Come on, we'll go to the bathroom and clean it off. But let's hurry before the stain sets."
They both slid out of the booth and walked over to the small hallway by the door that led into the bathroom. It wasn't a very large one, only onto toilet and sink.

KAY: You forgot the Baby Changing Table and the prophylactic dispenser. ^_^
J.T.: Ah, the condoms and something for if you DON'T use the condom. ^_^
[Is it just me or have we quit caring what anyone would think about our jokes?]
SW: You: negative.
[Just checking.]

Aeka locked the door while Washu stripped off her jacket and started to unbutton her shirt. "Damn it."
"What's wrong?" Aeka asked.
"These last two buttons are too tight. Could you help me?" She indicated the two between her breasts that were holding the shirt closed. "I'll push my breasts together and you undo them."

KAY(sniffing): I smell a SET-UP!

Aeka's head was spinning slightly from the wine, so she missed the smile on Washu's face. Instead she simply nodded and reached for the buttons while Washu pushed her breasts together. She did however feel a slight jolt when her hands brushed Washu's breasts and the shirt popped open. Washu let herself go and Aeka was surprised to see her chest fully spill out. Looking closer she saw that Washu's bra was rigged to unhook in the front.
Washu plans for everything, she thought. "I've been set up."

KAY: Called it.
[Pulled a me, you mean.]

"Maybe..." Washu said and leaned forward. "Okay, definitely." She pulled up the sides of her shirt showing that the stain was gone. "Do you mind?"
"No." Aeka whispered. Absently she reached out and cupped Washu's breasts in her hands, rubbing her palms into the nipples.
Washu moaned and slid her hand down Aeka's back. There was a small vibration along the princess's spine when Washu slid the zipper open. "Are you sure? You were so set on a romantic evening."
"This is romantic." Aeka said. "You bought me dinner, we both dressed up, and now we're going to make love. The fact that it's in public only helps."
Washu smiled and tugged the dress down Aeka's waist and let it drop to the floor. Moving forward she pressed her breasts against Aeka's and kissed her roughly. In the mirror Aeka saw their lips press together in a mix of red and green.

J.T.: Anyone want to sing Christmas songs?
[Not me.]
KAY: Nah.
J.T.: Party poopers...
KAY: No, too pooped to party. This story's BORING! I can't wait to we get on with the Project...
J.T.: The others said they'd be here later on today, so we can get started tomorrow...
KAY: FINALLY!

Washu released her after a time and gently helped her sit back on the toilet with the lid down. Aeka felt the cold porcelain touch her skin and moaned, spreading her legs open.
Kneeling down Washu rubbed her cheek into Aeka's thigh and quickly moved up to her vagina, pocking her lips around the clit peeking through the folds. Moving her hand up she slid one finger in, letting the building juices slide out of her. Washu lapped them up eagerly, adding finger after finger.

KAY(Aeka): Nine... Ten... ELEVEN FINGERS?!?! WASHU!!!!

Aeka dug her nails into Washu's scalp for balance

J.T.: Oh, look, Aeka's about to perform a lobotomy.

as she felt teeth working over her clit and each finger enter her, when without warning Washu shoved her whole fist into her. She screamed and clenched around the limb when Washu started pushing in and out hard and rotating her wrist. Aeka came for what must have been the third time just as there was a knock at the door.
"Are you ladies alright in there?" It was the voice of their waiter.

[Whether they are or aren't, you do NOT want to go in there....]

"Fine." Aeka gasped out when Washu quickly pulled her fist out with a wet pop.
"She just slipped on some of the water. We'll be out soon."
"Certainly." He said and they heard him walk away.
Washu grinned while Aeka saw there breathing hard, her fingers still in Washu's hair. "You enjoy that?"

KAY(Austin Powers): "A bit nutty..."

"Very much Little Washu." Aeka breathed. "How can I thank you?"

KAY(Washu): Kill yourself.

Washu grinned and stood up. "How about a blow job?"

J.T.(Aeka): No, thank you.
KAY(Washu): Not you, ME!
J.T.(Aeka): Oh, in that case, No, go to hell.

Out of her mind with pleasure Aeka just nodded. "Anything you want Washu."
Washu slowly unzipped the front of her pants and let them drop around her legs. Aeka was surprised once again when instead of actual genitals was the orange dildo Washu had used on her their first time together. One end was jammed deeply into Washu's pussy while the other pointed up at Aeka.
Without thinking about it Aeka slid off the toilet onto her knees and gripped the piece of orange rubber with both hands. Washu's legs bucked and Aeka let go with one hand for a moment to help lower her to her back on the tile floor. "This was in you all night?"
Washu nodded, her eyes closed. "Yes. I thought you deserved a little effort." A drop of liquid squirted out of Washu and onto the floor. "Gods, it's been torture."

KAY(Tito): "If this is torture, chain me to the wall."

"Then let me help." Aeka said. Bending over she wrapped her lips around the end of the dildo, licking at it, biting it, and bobbing her head faster and harder driving the other end into the walls of Washu's pussy. Aeka let it slide all the way down her throat and felt her lips brush Washu's clit before she had to breath and pull back. Washu moaned and writhed on the tiles while Aeka made little sounds too.

[Enhancing... sounds like "bud... wei... ser..."]
J.T.(Checks his watch): Nope, "It's Miller Time."
KAY: I don't know WHAT language you blokes are speaking, but I just have one thing to say, "Fosters. Australian for beer."
SW: Rating: poor.

Washu came hard, gritting her teeth so she wouldn't make noise. Then she lay there, basking in the warm

J.T.(Homer): "...Glowing, warming glow."

afterglow. She only opened her eyes when she unexpectedly felt the dildo get jerked out of her and cool air blow into the hole before it closed up. "Aeka what are you..." She trailed off when she saw what the princess was doing.

KAY: You mean besides Washu herself?

On her knees, legs spread, Aeka was pushing the cum covered end of the dildo into her asshole. Washu watched as she buried it hard and fast and then tuned her attention back to the smaller woman. Not making a sound Aeka held the thing in her left hand and used two fingers of her right hand to spread open Washu's ass.

J.T.: *Yawns.*

Washu responded by lifting herself off the tile to meet the thrust as Aeka pushed into her without stopping. It went all the way in until each felt the other's pussy rubbing into her own. Neither knew
who started it but seconds later they were banging their hips together harder and harder, leaving what were sure to become large bruises. Green and red lipstick traded turns sucking on nipples and both of them rolled over, dripping cum down each other's legs.

KAY: This is more pathetic than some teenage fantasies I've seen, Clayton. And coming from a pervert, that's saying something.

A little while later Aeka and Washu were dressed again, their lipstick nowhere to be seen and, walking arm in arm back to their booth where Washu laid down enough money for their meal and a sixty percent tip. Then the turned and walked towards the door.
"I hope you ladies enjoyed your meal." The host said when they passed him.
"Everything was delicious." Aeka said.

KAY(Aeka): Especially the Creme de la Washu.

"Yes," Added Washu. "We may definitely eat here again. Now if you'll excuse us, we're going for a long walk to clear our heads. Your wine was a bit too good."
"Very good madam." The man said and they exited the building. They were both very impressed when he didn't mention the large lump at the front of Aeka's dress.

KAY: Question: Just who fills the masculine role in that relationship?
SW(Usual monotone/deadpan): The trained squid.
*Both J.T. and Kay look at Soundwave like "what have you been smoking and where can I get me some?"*

Mihoshi lay on the couch next to Kiyone as they fast-forwarded through the video they had just made. Both of them felt this was a good time to watch it, because they were too tired to get turned on anymore tonight.
"You ready?" Kiyone asked. They'd already listened to themselves sing at the club. It brought back pleasant memories of the day they'd come together as more than friends.

[April twenty-fifth, nineteen ninty-nine.]

"As I'll ever be." They were both wearing large nightshirts and Mihoshi was holding a large bowl of popcorn. "We'd better hurry before Washu and Aeka get home though."
"Okay, here it is." She pushed play and they began watching.

KAY: How'd they get access to Washu's video collection?
J.T./HAVOC: Mihoshi. [Mihoshi.]

Mihoshi lay naked on the bed while Kiyone set up the camera on the nightstand three feet across the room from them, and hit record. She moved back and on the screen was a clear shot of her very wet pussy.
"Why are you doing this Kiyone?" Mihoshi asked. "We already recorded our singing tonight. What could be more of a turn on than that?"

J.T.: Do you want that list alphabetically or in order of turn on amount?

"Because I think it'll be fun." Kiyone said.
"Oh, well okay then." Mihoshi said brightly. "So what are we going to do?"

[Each other.]

"Well this is for us right?" Kiyone walked away from the camera and over to the bed. It was large, being made of their two other beds now pushed together. "So why don't we make it for us? You know, pretend we know we're watching."
"Yes!" Mihoshi turned to the camera and waved. "Hi Kiyone. Hi me!"
Kiyone laughed and did the same. "Hey Kiyone. Bet you never thought you'd be doing this huh?

KAY(Kiyone): Well, actually, me, there was that one time after too many Jovian Sunspots...

And with Mihoshi too!" She sat back against the wall and motioned for Mihoshi to do the same next to her. "First, we're going to show you what you've got, and then we're going to remind you what you do with
it?"

J.T.(Mihoshi as Pinky): But Kiyone, where are we going to find enough trained fruit flies?

"We are?" Mihoshi asked in awe. "How are we going to do that?"

[(sarcastic)Gee, I don't know...]
KAY: Maybe by using it?
ALL(look at each other): Nah....
SW: Required intelligence amount: unmet.

She was smirking and winked at the camera so Kiyone would know she was playing along.
Kiyone didn't hesitate to reach over and push Mihoshi's legs apart. Then she took her hands and spread Mihoshi's pussy open so that the camera had a clear view. She even pushed Mihoshi's clit upwards with her thumbs. The blond moaned and her legs shifted as Kiyone's pinky fingers played with her pubic hair.

J.T.: Clayton, you need a social life, badly!

"Look at that." She said deep in her throat. "Look how wet and open she is. Don't you just want to fill that thing up with your fingers and lick it all over?"

KAY: Hm... No.

Mihoshi suddenly closed her legs and Kiyone pulled back. Then Mihoshi pushed her softly back into the wall and opened Kiyone's legs. "Ah, but look at this one." She trailed her fingers down over Kiyone's pussy, making her squirm, but kept moving down. "She's so delicious... but that's not half as
fun as the color her face turns when you play with this!" Kiyone gasped and felt her face burn when Mihoshi shoved her index and middle fingers into her ass and spread it open. "See? Her face is turning this same color

J.T.(Staring at the ceiling, deadpan): Oh look, pink elephants.
KAY(deadpan): With blue bows?
J.T.(still staring, still deadpan): Nope... the bows are green.
KAY(Incredulous): Pink elephants with GREEN bows?
J.T.(staring, deadpan): Um-hm.
[Anyone and anywhere else, that might seem strange...]

and the best part is she likes it!"
Sucking in a deep breath of air Kiyone reached over and took Mihoshi's entire left breast between her hands, large sections of flesh spilling between her fingers. "Oh yeah? Well what about these things?

KAY(bored): What about 'em?

They're so big and soft. Gods, I could just sit here and play with these things all day."

[You do that, I'll tell Aeka and Washu they can have your meals.]

She pressed her lips to a space between her fingers and gently sucked on the flesh there.
Mihoshi groaned and pulled her hands away from between Kiyone's legs, getting a whimper from her green

MAGNI: TEAL!

haired partner. Then she struck, grabbing one of Kiyone's breasts in each hand.
"Hmm, but look at this. Kiyone is so firm and her nipples are so much bigger than the tiny pink ones I have." Squeezing and releasing with her right hand she took Kiyone's right nipple between three of the fingers of her left hand and began gently twisting. "And you know what happens when you do this to her species."

KAY: They spontanously combust?

A drop of thick clear fluid dripped from the tip of Kiyone's nipple. Kiyone unconsciously bit down on Mihoshi's soft skin as the blond used a finger to scoop it up and bring it to her lips, leaving a thin
line still attached to the large nipple. She licked it up and squealed. "Oh I love how she tastes and listen to those sounds she's making!"

[Record them and play them backwards for Satanic messages.]
J.T.: Nah, that's Chicago's music.
KAY: So that's why you listen to "Fight for Your Honor" so much! ^_^

Kiyone pulled back and they wrapped their arms around each other. "Mmm, I almost forgot your mouth." She kissed Mihoshi's bottom lip and took it between her teeth, tugging softly then releasing it to shoot back.
"Your tongue." Mihoshi said and flicked out her own pink tongue. Kiyone responded, her own tongue redder than Mihoshi's, and they let their tongues dance outside their mouths licking at each other and swapping saliva.
"Do you think we're turned on yet?"

J.T.: Nope, won't be either. Clayton forgot to turn the circuit breaker on, so the arousal switch isn't working.

Kiyone said looking at the camera.
Mihoshi shook her head and kissed Kiyone's neck and collarbone. "No. They're just sitting there on the couch staring at us."

KAY: Thinking "Why the hell did we do this?"

"So what should we do?" Kiyone said, arching her back.
"Mmm, we'll have to just keep going. I'll fuck you and you fuck me Kiyone until we cum again and again and again."
Kiyone moved her hand back to Mihoshi's crotch and slipped three fingers into her, moving them in hard and fast. "Oh yes Mihoshi. You have such good ideas."

J.T.: Really? Where's one?
[Chapter one.]

Mihoshi moaned and screamed, then reached for Kiyone too. Making a pinching moment she slipped her index finger into Kiyone's ass and pushed her thumb into the wet and waiting pussy, rubbing the knuckle into her clit. "Is this what you want Kiyone?"
"Yes! Yes Mihoshi I want you in my ass and my pussy. It feels so good!" The camera could easily see both girls flexing the muscles below their waists, tugging at each other's fingers.
"Kiyone you're so tight." Mihoshi moaned. "Just like a virgin."

ORGANICS: Yeah, RIGHT!

"And you're so loose. I love how I can just slide right in..." Kiyone added her fourth finger and pulled up. "You're always so ready."

KAY: Every couple in this chapter's made a comment about someone always being ready! CLAYTON! ORIGINALITY! PLEASE!

Mihoshi didn't respond. Instead she moved her upper body forward and sucked Kiyone's farthest breast into her mouth, sucking hard. Both of them came twice at that moment, but neither was willing to stop. Mihoshi sucked and moaned at Kiyone's chest as Kiyone used her free hand to keep them both sitting up.
Kiyone felt something soft bump her chin and saw Mihoshi pushing one of her huge breasts up to within reach of Kiyone's mouth. Not wasting any time she attacked it eagerly, clamping her teeth around the hard pink nipple. Mihoshi let go and Kiyone's teeth were supporting the entire weight of it while inside her mouth she sucked and licked at it, tugging hard to keep from dropping it.

J.T.: That has to hurt...

The video went on for several more hours. Moans and groans issued from the television for the entire time, never ceasing or even seeming to tire until the video ran out and the VCR automatically rewound it. Mihoshi and Kiyone didn't see any of it.

KAY: HA! Even they think watching them have sex is boring!

The next morning they woke up on top of each other in a sixty-nine position. Dried cum covered them and even then they went on for a few minutes before getting up to take a shower.

KAY: Freaks.

Aeka lay sleeping on the bed Washu had teleported them too after their walk. Her arms and legs were still tied to the posts and she was completely naked, but had a very contented look on her face.

KAY: *shakes his head*
J.T.(Hot Rod): "Talk about dull, Daniel."

Next to her Washu crouched on the floor staring at her face and wearing a suit made of tight black leather. A riding crop was on the floor next to her legs, completely forgotten. Removing her right glove Washu reached out and gently traced her fingers over the bruises and small cuts covering Aeka's body. The princess stirred slightly and Washu smiled down with nothing but love in her eyes as she spoke in her sleep.
"Please hit me again Little Washu..."

J.T.(Fletcher Reed mocking Tina Turner): "'Hit me again, Ike, and put some STANK ON IT!'"

And then sank back into a sound sleep.

[The lab is alive with the sound of... chainsaws?]
KAY: Guess Aeka snores.

A the resort Ryoko lay in her bikini on a tropical beach next to Tenchi, who was guzzling some of the energy drink Washu had left on the ship and looking severely dehydrated, but also content.

J.T.: Pray it restores stamina.

She turned and kissed him on the cheek, then reached into his shorts and wrapped her fingers around his overused penis once again and began pumping.

KAY: Again in public...

When Tenchi came he lay there for a while as she licked her hand clean and got back to her sunbathing.

Meanwhile, at a theme park in Shinjuko, for the fourth day in a row Sasami, Ryo-ohki, and Noboyuki stood in line for the theme park to open.
"You know," Noboyuki said. "I think standing in all these lines all day has got to be the most tiring thing a person can do."

J.T.: Most boring at least.... Next to this MST.

"I agree." Yosho said.
"No kidding. Tomorrow let's just hang out at the hotel pool."

J.T.: Now that's a good vacation day! ^_^

"Meow." Ryo-ohki said from on top of Sasami's head.

THE END

Author's note
Well that's it. I honestly can't think of any kind of sex I haven't used yet... well maybe a few things, but you get the picture. Hope you enjoyed it because this is the last chapter. Email your opinions to clayton_n@hotmail.com

J.T.(Wolverine): "You're a dick."
KAY(Cyclops): "Okay."

*Fic ends, SIMSTers file out the theater, through the often unmentioned but still there briefing room, and onto the bridge...*

"Look at that..."

On the viewscreen were two ships, blending into the darkness between the stars, one the exact duplicate of the Anime Star they were on, lacking the same insignia and the Whisker system, a ship whose Cybermantium/Gundarium hull was coated in micro-carbon making it invisible unless the crew wanted it seen. The other similar to an Intrepid-class starship, a violet so deep and dark that at first glance it would appear black as the other two vessels.

"'Gentlemen, we've reached the point of no return,' Project is go."
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Two days, and YOU! ARE! FINISHED! OVERSTREET! I have harder things to MST with my time. At least reading Tank Cop we can focus on the disgusting parts, ignoring the reuse of the same plot and sex scenes over and over again, with THIS, it was SNORESVILLE, Population of four!

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