Cook and Swordsman
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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
45
Views:
2,923
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own One Piece, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Rumpshaken, not stirred (gay Bar 4)
topic: Boyfriend
posted:4/30/08
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Zoro felt pretty lucky. The perfect opportunities just seemed to present themselves sometimes. He got to feel up the cook, kiss him, and shake him up all within two minutes.
A drink appeared on the bar and the bartender held out a fan of Berries. He saw the markings of a hand-drawn map in Namis scrawl on one of them.
He was FUCKING lucky.
“What’s this for?”
“Your boyfriend.”
“Excuse me?”
“For an hour.”
“No.”
“Half hour.”
“No.”
“To have him remove his shirt and shake his ass...”
Zoro considered this image.
“…for the entire bar.”
Zoro ignored the bartender as he noticed a spider skittering across the bar. Sanji was working his way through the crowd toward him. Oh man, this was going to be good.
“You were at a Bacholorette party last night?”
“How did you know?”
“Just don’t let this idiot know that he is duplicating your other line of work.”
“What?”
“What I mean is we have a deal…” Zoro responded as he shoved the bills in his pocket.
Sanji glared at the swordsman.
“EXCUSE ME….you were saying something very interesting just now…nothing of mine belongs to you.”
“Sure it does…you just don’t know it.” Zoro snarked as he placed the spider on Sanjis shoulder.
He noticed it 3 seconds later. The shirt came off in a panic. There was much ass shaking as Zoro called out the spiders new supposed location (usually on different sides of the cooks belt).
Finally, Sanji slid down the bar wall. Zoro joined him and gave him a glass.
“This isn’t what I thought being your boyfriend would be like.”
Zoro smiled.
“It gets better.”
“Oh?”
“I have the map. The drinks are on me. And the crew doesn’t expect us back till morning.”
Zoro was lucky. BIG time.
posted:4/30/08
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Zoro felt pretty lucky. The perfect opportunities just seemed to present themselves sometimes. He got to feel up the cook, kiss him, and shake him up all within two minutes.
A drink appeared on the bar and the bartender held out a fan of Berries. He saw the markings of a hand-drawn map in Namis scrawl on one of them.
He was FUCKING lucky.
“What’s this for?”
“Your boyfriend.”
“Excuse me?”
“For an hour.”
“No.”
“Half hour.”
“No.”
“To have him remove his shirt and shake his ass...”
Zoro considered this image.
“…for the entire bar.”
Zoro ignored the bartender as he noticed a spider skittering across the bar. Sanji was working his way through the crowd toward him. Oh man, this was going to be good.
“You were at a Bacholorette party last night?”
“How did you know?”
“Just don’t let this idiot know that he is duplicating your other line of work.”
“What?”
“What I mean is we have a deal…” Zoro responded as he shoved the bills in his pocket.
Sanji glared at the swordsman.
“EXCUSE ME….you were saying something very interesting just now…nothing of mine belongs to you.”
“Sure it does…you just don’t know it.” Zoro snarked as he placed the spider on Sanjis shoulder.
He noticed it 3 seconds later. The shirt came off in a panic. There was much ass shaking as Zoro called out the spiders new supposed location (usually on different sides of the cooks belt).
Finally, Sanji slid down the bar wall. Zoro joined him and gave him a glass.
“This isn’t what I thought being your boyfriend would be like.”
Zoro smiled.
“It gets better.”
“Oh?”
“I have the map. The drinks are on me. And the crew doesn’t expect us back till morning.”
Zoro was lucky. BIG time.