Mating Season

Disclaimer: I don't own the Dragon Knights. I just like to mess wthemthem. Heheheh...

Author: Koneko ShidoA/N:A/N: More...

Warnings: Hmm... Yaoi lime, probably OOC, TWT, blah, blah... Remember, that's *Yaoi*, so if you're not a total hentai like me, you won't want to read this...


Mating Season 2
Part one: What's a porno bunny?


"But Rune, pleeeeease? You never le hav have any fun!" Thatz whined, clinging to Rune's leg as the elf tried to ignore him and carry on walking, a vein popping out on his forehead. "There's supposed to be this gold, and-"
"Demons!" Rath added, clinging to Rune's other leg.
"No! We're going home!!" Rune growled, struggling to walk with the two knights hanging onto his legs. "NOW!!!"
"Fine." Thatz muttered, getting a decidedly evil glint in his eyes as he released Rune's leg and sat cross-legged in the middle of the path, pulling out a scrap of paper from his shirt and reading it to himself. Rune's face paled.
"Wh-what's that?" He asked, joining Rath, who was peeking over Thatz' shoulder with his big, red eyes.
"Oh, nothing." Thatz said, turning away so Rune couldn't see. Rath could, though, and he started giggling. That, Rune decided, was a very bad thing. Snarling, he snatched the paper from Thatz' hands and began to read, his eyes getting wider and his skin getting paler.
"Wh-what is this?" He squeaked, and Thatz cackled wickedly.
"Just my report for Lord Lykouleon."
Rath blinked and scuttled over to Rune, ducking under his arms to get between Rune and the paper so that he could finish reading itne dne didn't notice. He seemed to be in a mild state of horrified shock.
"Today was really boring," Rath read, "Rune never lets me have any fun. First he made me get up early, then, later on, he wouldn't let me go treasure hunting and he hit me over the head with a pot. After that he left me all alone in the camp with nothing to do while he was off in the woods somewhere with Rath, going at it like porno bunnies. Fire said Rath was on his mating cycle, so he couldn't help it, but Rune's just a big hentai and he had no excuse." Rath finished, giggling. Then he stopped and blinked up at Thatz. "What's a porno bunny?" He asked, cocking his head to the side cutely. Thatz grinned.
"Ask Rune."
Rath turned to do just that, but, by this time, Rune had collapsed into a twitching heap on the floor, whimpering pathetically.
"Well, I guess we should go right back to Draqueen now and hand in our reports, huh, Rune?" Thatz snickered evilly. Rune leapt up, his eyes wide, and shredded the report to microscopic fragments an about a second with his teeth, panting and looking less than sane.
Thatz calmly stood up and pulled out another bit of paper from his shirt, waving it about in front of Rune.
"Copy." Thatz winked at Rath, who clapped happily and sat down to watch the huge fight that was about to begin. It usually happened about this time of day, just after Thatz had done something really evil. Sure enough, Rune gave a rabid shriek and dived on Thatz, who yelped and jumped for cover.

About half an hour later, Thatz walked along at the front of their small group, grinning happily, not seeming to care that he was covered in bandages and fanged elf bite marks. He was reading a map to some obscure treasure and whistling to himself. Behind him came Rath, who was bouncing along and swinging his sword about, singing a happy little song about the joys of being drenched in demon entrails. Behind Rath trudged Rune, scowling, muttering darkly all the ways he was goto kto kill Thatz, all at once. He had a black eye, and he was wondering how to explain it to the lord without having to mention *why* they'd been fighting. He just hoped Thatz wouldn't mention anything to Lord Lykouleon about that little... *episode* the other night.

After what seemed like hours of pointless walking in circles, the three knights ended up at the dark entrance to a cave about three metres from where they'd started out. Rath, of course, led the way into the darkness, hoping something would leap out and attack him. Thatz followed, carrying a burning torch, and Rune came last, stomping along angrily. He *wasn't* a happy bunny.
The long, narrow path led deep underground then split in two different directions, neither of which looked particularly inviting. The three knights stopped and looked at each other.
"I guess we split up," Thatz said, shrugging.
"I'll go this way!" Rath chirped happily, pointing down the scariest-looking path. Rune looked the other way and scowled.
"Fine, I'll go this way."
Thatz ld bed between the two and weighed his options. At the moment he really didn't feel like going anywhere alone with Rune. Let it never be said that Thatz didn't have a healthy survival instinct. Then again, going with Rath, his chances didn't look much better.
"I'll go with Rath," Thatz said, sweatdropping as Rune growled at him and stalked onto nto the darkness. Rath giggled and hugged him.
"Demons!" He grinned, then led the way off down the other path. Thatz shrugged and followed, getting a strange feeling in the pit of his stomach.


Part 2: Ehh...

Rath cackled insanely, jumping up and down on the demon's head, squishing it into the duty floor.
Sure that the creature was well and truly dead at least ndrendred times over, Rath stepped daintily off the corpse and sheathed his sword, looking towards where he'd last seen Thatz, drooling over the huge pile of gold coins in the corner of the cavern. To his surprise, Thatz was lying on the floor, asleep, gurgling cutely.
"This is no time to sleep!" Rath exclaimed, bounding over and sitting on Thatz' stomach, grabbing the sleeping thief's shoulders and shaking them.
"Wake up, Thatz! Rune-chi will be looking for us, he's already mad with you!"
Suddenly Thatz' eyes snapped open and he grabbed Rath's w, pe, peering up at the surprised boy with slightly dazed eyes.
"Umm, Thatz?" Rath squeaked, slightly unnerved by the look on Thatz' face. The thief was giving a very evil, fangy grin and running his eyes down Rath in a very suggestive way.
"Yup?" Thatz asked, rolling over suddenly so that Rath was pinned below him, the thief straddling his hips. "Problem?"
Rath thought about this. Was there really a problem? He'd killed the demon, found the treasure, and now Thatz was about to molest him. Nope, everything seemed fine.
"Nah." Rath grinned, giggling as Thatz cackled and began shredding his captive's clothes off, reducing everything Rath had been wearing to tiny scraps of black fabric that rained down around them to litter the ground.
"Good!" Thatz proclaimed, then ducked down and kissed Rath passionately. Rath just grinned into the kiss, reaching up to toy with the buttons of the shirt Thatz would soon not be wearing.


Part 3: Snuggles...

Rune growled to himself, stomping back the way he'd come. His path had been a dead end, so now he had to go all the way back and take the other way, find Thatz and Rath, and drag them out. He knew that Rath had probably found his demon, there had been a few blood-curdling screams a while ago but that seemed to have stopped now.
Making his way down the other path, Rune soon found himself in a huge cavern. The first thing he found, when he got there, was the remains of some poor demon thoroughly stomped into the floor. Next he found a big pile of gold, but no sign of his two friends.
He waout out to call out to them when a rustling noise caught his attention from behind the treasure, and something black caught his eye. He picked it up and frowned. This looked like... Rath's clothes? There were more scraps, so Rune followed them over the treasure, scrambling over the big pile of gold coins to come face to face with...
Rune's eye twitched. There stood Thatz, looking slightly guilty, and Rath, who looked exhausted. He also looked naked, apart from Thatz' shirt, which was wrapped around his waist.
"You..." Rune began, pointing at them both, his finger shaking, red with rage.
"Um, yeah?" Thatz asked, sticking a finger in his ear and twiddling it, looking bored.
Rath sneezed and fell over.
"..." Rune could think of no words to express himself that would do justice to the situation at this point, so he burst into tears. "It's not fair! Why is it always me who has to deal with you idiots!? What will the lord say? This is all going to get blamed on me!" Rune wailed. Thatz wondered vaguely what time it was. Judging by Rune's emotional breakdown, it should be about four o' clock. With a shrug he picked up his bag, walked over to the huge pile of gold, and began scooping up as much as he could carry. Rath sat up, sniffling, and sneezed again, then crawled over to where Rune had collapsed and curled up like a kitten next to him, shivering.
Thatz fied ued up with his treasure gathering and yawned, glancing over at where Rath was curled against Rune, who was still sniffling pathetically. The thief grinned and put his bag down, crawling over to them and snuggling up on the other side of Rune for a nap.
"Relax, dude, it's all good." Thatz mumbled sleepily.
"Yeah, we love you, Rune-chi!" Rath giggled. "And guess what? It's your turn next!"
Rune whimpered as Rath and Thatz fell asleep on either side of him, knowing with a deep sense of dread that, one way or another, lord Lykouleon was probably going to find out about this.


TBC!
Sorry it was so short!
Yeah, I know that wasn't as good as the first part, but I'm pretty sure the last part will be better. So it's just Rune left now, poor guy. And, will Lykouleon ever find out?
Review! I need encouragement!