Divine Intervention, Demonic Distribution
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
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7,094
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2
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I do not own Ranma, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Ranma's True Power
reading SJiriki's Tsunami. However, it'll be a while before I add Tenchi Muyo
characters into the story so please be patient. Now on with the story!
Disclaimer: What?! Why are you asking me? Everybody knows what this is!
Warnings: This is an Anti-Akane fic, so if you like her, then scram!
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Chapter 1: Ranma's True Power
Chapter Revision: 4.0
Tendo Dojo...
roll from his eyes. He sniffed and wiped his tears with the right sleeve of his
trademark red Chinese silk shirt quickly. After all, men aren't supposed to cry,
are they?
life out loud as he continued to stare at the sky, "Damn old man, why did he make my life like this?
What did I do to deserve this?"
Flashback...
started throwing bombs all over the place, followed closely by the rivals. The rivals
and his father started to fight him over the barrel full of the water of the
Nanichuan. Then Happosai came in and drank the barrel, thinking it was full of
sake (1).
that wooden mallet of hers and started pounding him continuously onto the floor,
screaming, "Ranma! How dare you ruin my wedding?! This is all your fault!" Then
she sent him on an Air Akane trip, this time to the mesosphere.
go along with this? It's not my fault Shampoo and..." He paused for a second,
"...and Ukyo burst in and started to destroy the dojo. And how did
those blasted idiots find out about the wedding anyway?" He did not notice the spring underneath until it was too late.
growled at the sky, "Go on! Laugh all you like! I bet you really wanted to see this!" She dejectedly started the trip back to the dojo.
Flashback ends...
to cry.
"Ranma-kun, it's time for dinner."
Meanwhile, in a temple in a town called Nekomi...
favourite Goddess of the Present. Recently she also wondered what was going on
with her older sister, but since she said that she was fine, Belldandy didn't say anything more about it.
Cupid of Love, sighed as she looked at the horizon. She turned her head towards
the back when she sensed that someone was here. "Skuld, what the heck are you
doing here?" she inquired in annoyance.
what's with ya lately? You've been acting strange lately. You're not drinking a
lot, not watching a lot of TV, and not even trying to hook big sister with that
midget up. Just what's with ya?!" she screamed at her older sister.
very tempted to gave that little kid a lesson in discipline. Instead, she sighed and replied in an
almost depressed tone, "Just mind your own business, squirt. I just don't feel
like talking right now."
I won't leave ya alone until ya tell me what's going now!" she shrieked at the
older woman's ear. She was now tempted to use her new Skuld Smasher MK-X hammer
on that 'old ghoul'.
whispered without looking at her younger sister, "Do you really want to know?"
Skuld's head started to edge closer but Urd only murmured, "Well, that... is a secret." With that, she jump down from the roof with a laugh and walked into the temple.
Just you wait! I'm gonna find out what yer hiding, and when I do, you'll be sorry!" With
that, she climbed down the ladder and dashed back into the temple.
sisters with Belldandy. This always happened when Urd and Skuld were having
fights. He couldn't get why they were always like this. Perhaps it ran in the
family? Whatever it was, he sure didn't want to find out. Shrugging away that
thought, he continued eating his dinner with his divine girlfriend while
watching her sisters duke it out with Catapult Spoons, Chopstick Swords, and
HUGE armaments of food...
then softened and demanded in a gentle tone, "Now Urd, why don't you please tell
Skuld what was going on with you lately. Besides, Keiichi and I would love to
hear it too, won't you, Keiichi?" She turned her head towards the only male in
the group. Keiichi quickly nodded in agreement, not wanting to disappoint her.
with me lately, well, I was just thinking about Ranma."
another boyfriend!"
my boyfriend. As a matter-of-fact, he is my brother... I mean, our brother."
his head.
cried Skuld in amazement.
resumed eating.
her brother better.
much 'bout him, 'kay!" Urd growled in annoyance.
show the others one of her memories.
Flashback, 16 mortal years ago...
out the window.
Flashback ends...
Urd ended while clenching her fists. {Damn, that bitch has to separate me from him!} (2)
she wasn't dreaming about having a big brother. If what Urd had said was true, Skuld hoped
that her big brother was nothing like the old hag.
dinner and left for the bar to get her nightly shots of sake.
The Next Day in Nerima...
an angry face. "What d' ya want, Akane?" She asked while rubbing her sleepy eyes.
turned and walked out of the tiny bedroom with her nose high in the air.
furo and sighed as she felt a tingling sensation. Then he stepped out of the bath, put on his usual attire, grabbed his backpack and walked downstairs. He saw the whole Tendo family
eating breakfast and his fat father wolfing at his as well his own. He turned
and started to walk to the door.
quite intrigued at the fact the pig-tailed boy was feeling somewhat very down today.
hammer from the mysterious hammer-space hidden somewhere and started to advance towards the boy.
"I bet you just wanted to say that so you can eat that bimbo's cooking or that
crossdresser's, you jerk!"
on my little girl!" shouted Soun as he executed his Demon Head Attack.
dishonorable child!" Genma added with tears practically running down his face.
Everyone else stared at the door.
because Ranma arrived a bit early. When he came to the classroom he saw that
there was no one so he walked to his desk and slowly brought a textbook out and
started to read it.
aware of them but didn't pay any attention. They couldn't believe that the
school's dumbest jock actually came in very early. They then quickly shrugged
their shoulders because this is Nerima and this district of Tokyo is best known
in the world... no, the best known in the UNIVERSE for crazy things and
super-powerful martial artists.
the Tendo Clan, the Pigtailed Goddess, the Bubbly Amazon Valkyrie, and the
Queen of Spatulas and the Kitchens, but our favourite pigtailed hero delivered a
wicked uppercut to send him to the HEO (3). After lunch, Miss Hinako
tried to drain his ki because she thought he was being a delinquent, but Ranma
didn't try to tap her pressure points because he didn't feel like it today, and then got
pounded by Akane's mallet.
came out of nowhere, "Aiyah! Ranma came to take Shampoo on a date, yes?" A
purple blur came and bear-glomped the pigtailed martial artist. Ranma didn't
notice and kept walking while the short-tempered Tendo girl began to glow a
battle aura of BLOODY red.
from my Ran-chan you hussies!" "Oh ho ho ho ho ho! You harridans don't deserve
Ranma-sama like I, Kodachi the 'Black Rose' Kuno, do!"
and depressions were present. Then, two masculine voices suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Ranma looked toward the direction and saw Mousse and Kuno charging at him. {Hmm,
it seems that Ryoga is probably somewhere in Canada...}
Sure enough, in North Vancouver, Canada...
was called DJ Xtreme by his peers. He was currently writing chapter 1 of Divine
Intervention, Demonic Distribution.
out of the fanfiction author's home through the wall.
chapter.
Back in Nerima...
brought out two scimitars from his bottomless sleeves of his robe and began hacking blindly
at his 'obstacle'.
the Bubbly Amazon Valkyrie, and the Queen of Spatulas and the Kitchens from yer
dirty hands so they can shower me with their love! Prepare to taste the Divine Blade
of the Red Lightning! (4)" Kuno declared while swinging his bokken at Ranma.
Everyone sweatdropped at the last comment.
can't they just leave him alone? It's bad enough that he has three fiancees who
could only view him as some golden-prized possession and loads of rivals who want to kill him just
because he accidentally did something bad to them or embarrassed them...
depression, sadness, frustration, and anger began to surface and condense into a battle aura.
And what a battle aura! It was about five meters in diameter and about seven and
a half meters tall. It was rainbow-coloured from all the emotions he had collected
ever since he came to Nerima. Then three blue, hexagonal-shaped symbols materialized,
one on his forehead and one under each eye.
Saffron's look like a parasite. She had no doubt it was from her son-in-law,
but this was bizarre. She quickly pogoed out of the restaurant and toward the
school.
In Nekomi...
came from the sky and landed in the ground. Belldandy quickly ran to the place
and saw a message from her father.
To goddesses Belldandy, Urd, and Skuld:
that shall be revealed sometime in the future.
Kami-sama
Banpei with the latest enhancements. Urd came in a second later with the same
expression on her face.
going to be fine." Belldandy answered before showing her sisters the message.
In Asgard...
panels began running up reports and such.
received another report about the divine supercomputer.
can happen.
specifically, Furikan High...
this. Stay here!" She turned and walked out of the office.
the fight silently. "Come in," he said as he heard a knock.
Back in Furinkan High... again!
bright light. Everyone present had to shield his or her eyes. A few seconds later,
the beam ended and Ranma was standing with an aura ten meters in diameter and
the marks on his head were glowing brightly. He then thrusted his hands forward
and a powerful beam of mana and ki, which made the Ultimate Shi Shi Hakoudan
looked like a spark (it actually did), came forward and hit Kuno, Mousse, and the
school, causing mass destruction. When it ended, the school was blasted to
smithereens. Luckily, every person inside the school evacuated when Ranma was
about shoot.
unconsciousness. Unknown to him, Cologne watched with fascination. That technique was
unlike anything she had ever seen. Her mind boggled at the thought of gaining him in the
tribe. However, she and Shampoo had to be careful not to anger him because if he managed
to develop a more powerful technique, then the Amazons are doomed. She quickly pogoed
back to the restaurant to find out what was going on.
To be continued...
it was based on the Satellite Canon from Gundam X. By the way, if you want to read Sjiriki's Tsunami, you can find it at
tannim.anifics.com/.
(1) I'm not sure if Happosai drank the barrel so he can prevent Ranma from getting cured or thinking
that it contained sake.
(2) Another reason why Urd hated Hild.
(3) If there was a low earth orbit, then there couldn't be any reason why there's no such thing as high earth
orbit.
(4) Now why did I change that stupid nickname with another almost identical one?