Virginity

I don't own Saiyuki

Forgive if this is rough- it is unbeta'ed and I'm kind of throwing them up as I write- which os not my usual habit

Chapter 2

Goku bounced onto Sanzo's bed and gave Sanzo a most rude awakening.

“Hurry up Sanzo, Hakkai's making breakfast!”

Sanzo groaned. “This early?”

“Sanzo, its after ten.”

Sanzo blinked at Goku stupidly. “I slept that late?”

Goku nodded. “Yeah, Hakkai said you need your rest and to let you sleep a while longer.”

“Hakkai would say that,” Sanzo groaned again and threw his arm over his head.

“Get away from me monkey, I'll come down in a minute.”

“Okay, but don't blame me if you miss the good stuff!”

Sanzo grunted.

When he finally straggled down to the dining area of the hotel Sanzo was feeling a little hung over, even if he hadn't had much to drink the night before. He glared at his three demons. Actually, technically he owned only two of them, but he was grudgingly beginning to think of Gojyo as his too. The red-haired kappa had his back to Sanzo and Hakkai and Goku were grinning at him from the opposite end of the table.

“Oh my, Sanzo doesn't look too good this morning,” Hakkai said smilingly. Sanzo reached for his fan.

“Can it 'Kai.”

“Oh, he's ripe all right, I can already tell,” Gojyo commented and he did get the fan.

“Ow. Stupid monk! Why do you always hit me first?”

“Because you make the most noise first.”

“Well, excuse me for being noisy, your holiness.”

Sanzo glared death at the kappa. Then he pointed the fan at Hakkai who looked shocked to be at the business end of Sanzo's anger so early.

“Both of you should better mind how much noise you make. You too Hakkai!”

“Me? I never argue!” he said, sounding hurt.
“No, “ Sanzo said, dropping bonelessly into an empty seat, “But you moan too much.”

Hakkai truly looked confused. “I moan too much?”

Sanzo was trying to keep from blushing. “You kept me up all night you imbecile.”

“You couldn't sleep last night, Hakkai? I slept like a rock!” Goku chirped, snagging food from Gojyo's plate.

“Put that back monkey, and get your own!” the kappa shouted.

Hakkai was blushing furiously. “Sorry, Sanzo. I didn't mean...”

“Just drop it now and shut up in the future.”

“Awe, Sanzo,” Goku chimed again, “its not like you can have nightmares and keep quiet and your always telling me I talk in my sleep...”

Sanzo lost control and started blushing. “Shut up, Goku, you don't know what you are talking about!”

“But Sanzo, why are you picking on Hakkai about it?”

The fan struck and Goku wailed. “I said drop it, Monkey!”

The kappa was chuckling as he took in the scene. Hakkai had withdrawn and tunred a deep fiery red that had the kappa thinking about doing lascivious things to him and he discovered that Sanzo was capable of sporting a similar blush.

“So,” Gojyo drawled, “What exactly do you hear at night?”

The monk gritted his teeth. “Just too much god damned noise and if you two don't shut up I'll make you shut up!”

“I suppose you don't ever make any sounds at night, your holiness?”

Hakkai was watching in horror as the kappa leaned in close and deliberately goaded the priest, and embarrassed him at the same time.

“No,” Sanzo ground.

“Of coarse you do, I've even heard you scream!”

“For the love of all that's holy, Goku shut up!”

“Goku,” Hakkai said softly,”We aren't talking about nightmares.”

Goku blinked stupidly at his friend. “You're not?”

“No,” Hakkai continued, “Me and Gojyo... couldn't sleep either so we were up playing games.”

“Yeah,” the kappa sneered, “If you want to call it that- I prefer to call it- HMPH!”

Sanzo's hand clamped over his mouth hard and fast. “Say it Kappa and you'll be dead before you hit the floor.”

“Oh, my!” Hakkai exclaimed. “Lets not get too serious here!”

“Hey,” Goku said, getting alarmed, “Whys everybody getting so upset? Hey Sanzo, I'm sure they will keep it down next time!”

Sanzo released Gojyo, who grinned impishly at the priest and watched him sit back down and fold his arms. “Right.”

“Right,” Gojyo drawled. “Well, Hakkai, just remember to bite a pillow or something next time I-”

“GOJYO!” Hakkai shrieked, right on Gojyo's cue. He had found a way too torment both his prissy bed partner and the holier than thou monk simultaneously. The kappa rested back and laughed at both furiously blushing men. He knew he'd better lay off soon or Hakkai would be as likely to finish him as the monk.

“Okay, I've had enough fun this morning,” he chuckled, “Goku, you wanna come help me pack?”

Goku looked at him round eyed, “No.”

Gojyo rose and swung his arm around Goku's neck and hoisted him from his seat. “Too bad, your gonna anyway!” He dragged the kicking juvenile along with him upstairs.

“Well,” Hakkai mumbled after them. “That was embarrassing.”

“Not nearly as embarrassing as listening to you two rutting all night.”

The flush was leaving Hakkai's face, but it returned with a vengeance. Even his ears were burning.

“Sorry, I didn't realize. I thought you wouldn't hear.”

Thick blond lashes lifted just enough for Sanzo to peer at Hakkai across the table. “Its hard not to notice.”

The two sat in silence as Sanzo filled his plate with the cooling food. Hakkai stared into his tea. Sanzo was remembering how Hakkai's voice sounded the night before. Just thinking about it was stirring Sanzo up. He regarded the pout of Hakkai's mouth, that mouth that made those sounds. What was it Gojyo did to him when he sounded that way? Why did so many fall into the damned kappa's bed?

What were they feeling, these two? Why was it he felt compelled to continue to say more on the subject when he really didn't want to talk about it any more? His point had been made, get something in him was getting pleasure from making Hakkai squirm.

“Well, I think the two of you should put your little trysts on hold until this whole journey is over with.” He was prying in too much and he knew it. Hakkai glared at him over the table. Sanzo suddenly realized why the kappa had tormented them.

“We'll keep it down,” Hakkai growled. When the pleasant tone left Hakkai's voice, Sanzo knew he'd pushed far enough. Hakkai was now glaring at him, embarrassment turning to anger.

Sanzo smiled, satisfied and sipped his morning tea.