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Category:
+. to F › DNAngel
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
2
Views:
904
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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To be Goth and Sugar Deprived
L and Raito(Light) belong to the author of Deathnote.
If you are goth, I apologise if we offend you in the first section of this chapter and the next.
Warning!:Stupidity! Major OOC, sugar craze, nonsense, randomness, mean names, bananas, and whining.
Ch. 2-To be Goth and Sugar Deprived
"Ne, Satoshi."
"What?" he looks at Krad.
"I want to go goth."
"Whatever."
Krad comes back later and squeals, "Look, Satoshi! I went goth!"
Krad wears heavy black pants with silver chains, a black shirt, and lots of make-up.
"You dope," Satoshi says to Krad.
"I...I'm no dope! You are!" Krad runs back into his room.
Krad runs up to Kira.
"Kira!" he cries. "Satoshi said I'm a dope!"
Kira blinks.
"And, and, and I don't know what a dope is!"
Kira blinks again and says, "It means you're stupid."
Krad pauses then cries harder.
"Ummm.... What should I do?" Kira asks himself. "He seems to love bananas."
Kira rushes over to the baskets, but they are all empty. He turns around to see Krad still crying and eating the very last banana.
"Is there no way to help this poor guy?!" Kira says to himself.
"Hello? I'm home! Is anybody here?" a voice calls.
Krad's ears twitch.
"Nii-san!" Krad shouts and runs to the front door.
"Wow, he recovers fast," Kira says as he follows.
Kira enters to Krad hugging two people he never saw before.
"Raito! L-onii-san! I missed you!"
"Who are they?" Kira asks himself.
He just sits there waiting for Krad to introduce them to him.
Satoshi walks in and his eyes widen, "Raito? When did you guys arrive?"
He seems a bit relieved.
"Hi Satoshi! At first you were mad at me, and now you're not mad at me. Does that mean you weren't mad at mad at me?" Krad cries.
Satoshi completely ignores Krad and talks to Raito.
"Weren't you supposed to stay away for a little bit longer?" Satoshi asks.
"L wanted to come home because and I quote, 'I'm sugar deprived," Raito replies.
Satoshi looks at L and Krad who are in the background running in circles. L is shouting "ice cream" at the top of his lungs, and Krad is following him saying "bananas."
Krad runs outside for about ten minutes and then comes back with these deformed hats made of leaves. He runs around and puts them on everyone's heads.
"Yay! Now we're jungle people!" Krad celebrates.
"Are these made with sugar?" L asks. "If they are, give me more!" L decides to taste it. "Pbbt! These things taste awful!"
"L? What are you doing?" Raito asks.
"Not sugar!" he exclaims. "Give me cake! Give me chocolate! Give me ice cream! I want candy!"
He starts to cry, and Raito pulls some caramel out of his pocket.
L sniffs the air, "Caramel!"
L runs into Raito, knocking him down for the caramel.
"At least that was better than what we were about to hear all night long{1}," Raito says, getting back to his feet.
"Yeah. And thanks to you, Kira won't have to experience it tonight," Satoshi looks around for Kira who is trying to escape Krad and L who are stuffing food into his mouth.
"What are you guys doing?!" Satoshi yells.
"Well he said that he wasn't hungry, so we're making him eat{2}," Krad says, looking innocent.
Kira gets up and says, "Thank you for saving me! I thought I was going to die for sure!"
"Satoshi!" Krad whines.
"What?"
"I'm going to the bathroom," he says and walks out.
They all stare after him.
"I really wanted to know that," Satoshi says as he turns away.
"He needs help," says Kira and they all go about their business.
{1} They're talking about how if L didn't get any sweets, he would keep everyone up with his crying and whining.
{2} He's saying that if he stuffs Kira with food, then he'll get hungry and eat.
If you are goth, I apologise if we offend you in the first section of this chapter and the next.
Warning!:Stupidity! Major OOC, sugar craze, nonsense, randomness, mean names, bananas, and whining.
Ch. 2-To be Goth and Sugar Deprived
"Ne, Satoshi."
"What?" he looks at Krad.
"I want to go goth."
"Whatever."
Krad comes back later and squeals, "Look, Satoshi! I went goth!"
Krad wears heavy black pants with silver chains, a black shirt, and lots of make-up.
"You dope," Satoshi says to Krad.
"I...I'm no dope! You are!" Krad runs back into his room.
Krad runs up to Kira.
"Kira!" he cries. "Satoshi said I'm a dope!"
Kira blinks.
"And, and, and I don't know what a dope is!"
Kira blinks again and says, "It means you're stupid."
Krad pauses then cries harder.
"Ummm.... What should I do?" Kira asks himself. "He seems to love bananas."
Kira rushes over to the baskets, but they are all empty. He turns around to see Krad still crying and eating the very last banana.
"Is there no way to help this poor guy?!" Kira says to himself.
"Hello? I'm home! Is anybody here?" a voice calls.
Krad's ears twitch.
"Nii-san!" Krad shouts and runs to the front door.
"Wow, he recovers fast," Kira says as he follows.
Kira enters to Krad hugging two people he never saw before.
"Raito! L-onii-san! I missed you!"
"Who are they?" Kira asks himself.
He just sits there waiting for Krad to introduce them to him.
Satoshi walks in and his eyes widen, "Raito? When did you guys arrive?"
He seems a bit relieved.
"Hi Satoshi! At first you were mad at me, and now you're not mad at me. Does that mean you weren't mad at mad at me?" Krad cries.
Satoshi completely ignores Krad and talks to Raito.
"Weren't you supposed to stay away for a little bit longer?" Satoshi asks.
"L wanted to come home because and I quote, 'I'm sugar deprived," Raito replies.
Satoshi looks at L and Krad who are in the background running in circles. L is shouting "ice cream" at the top of his lungs, and Krad is following him saying "bananas."
Krad runs outside for about ten minutes and then comes back with these deformed hats made of leaves. He runs around and puts them on everyone's heads.
"Yay! Now we're jungle people!" Krad celebrates.
"Are these made with sugar?" L asks. "If they are, give me more!" L decides to taste it. "Pbbt! These things taste awful!"
"L? What are you doing?" Raito asks.
"Not sugar!" he exclaims. "Give me cake! Give me chocolate! Give me ice cream! I want candy!"
He starts to cry, and Raito pulls some caramel out of his pocket.
L sniffs the air, "Caramel!"
L runs into Raito, knocking him down for the caramel.
"At least that was better than what we were about to hear all night long{1}," Raito says, getting back to his feet.
"Yeah. And thanks to you, Kira won't have to experience it tonight," Satoshi looks around for Kira who is trying to escape Krad and L who are stuffing food into his mouth.
"What are you guys doing?!" Satoshi yells.
"Well he said that he wasn't hungry, so we're making him eat{2}," Krad says, looking innocent.
Kira gets up and says, "Thank you for saving me! I thought I was going to die for sure!"
"Satoshi!" Krad whines.
"What?"
"I'm going to the bathroom," he says and walks out.
They all stare after him.
"I really wanted to know that," Satoshi says as he turns away.
"He needs help," says Kira and they all go about their business.
{1} They're talking about how if L didn't get any sweets, he would keep everyone up with his crying and whining.
{2} He's saying that if he stuffs Kira with food, then he'll get hungry and eat.