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The next morning, Mako found herself waking up in the field that was her home. She was sloppily dressed and had an empty bottle of Dom Perigome next to her. She also had a huge hangover and a nasty headache.
"Uhn... Wha... What happened?" She asked aloud.
Silence answered her. Then she opened her eyes to see the panda standing over her.
"Mew?" The panda asked.
"Ow... Ow..." Mako said. She looked around and saw that she was lying on a daikon radish. After standing up, Mako went up to the stage, bottle in hand. She felt sick all over. Hideki and Ichiro were still sleeping, so she lay next to Ichiro and tried to get close to him. However, he rolled over away from her, and next to the panda.

Shortly afterwards, Hibeki and Ichiro woke up.
"Oh, you're back." Ichiro said.
"Of course I'm back! Did you think I'd run away forever!?" Mako said.
"It's good to see you back, Mako dear." Hibeki said.
At that moment, a guy who reeked of fanboy came in.
"That's her! I'd recognize her anywhere! She's the star of that porno flick!" He said. He then zipped up to her, pen and autograph book in hand.
"Oh miss, I just loved your porn video! Would you give me an autograph?" He asked Mako.
"What the hell are you talking about? I never did porn!" Mako replied with anger. The fanboy pulled out a laptop and turned it on.
"Really... So this isn't you in this video?" He asked. Once his computer came online, he showed Mako the video of her and Duk fucking. Mako was aghast at first, but quickly turned very angry.
"THAT MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!!! I WAS SAVING MYSELF FOR MY ICHIRO!!" Mako shouted at the top of her lungs. Hibeki cried the twin waterfalls.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WANTED TO BE MAKO'S FIRST MAN!!!" He shouted. Mako gave Hibeki the evil eye.
"There's more to it than this! What if I become pregnant!? We can barely feed ourselves, let alone a child!" Mako said.
"He did use a condom." Ichiro noted.
"That's not enough to prevent pregnancy! The only completely effective contraception is abstinence!" Mako retorted.
"But where's the fun in that?" Hibeki asked.
"I have been wronged! Guys, it's time we took our revenge against this bastard!" Mako said.

The NDBs went to the nine dragons and saw Nabeshin at the window.
"O.k., we usually have to sing to get something here. Hit it!" Hibeki said.
The NDBs began to sing:
"Hey there pops
We need something
Hey there pops
To stop this porno ring"
Mako then took the lead.
"They lure innocent girls in
And then slip them a finn
Next day there's a film of them
Having sex with some South Korean!"

The man behind the counter smiled sinisterly.
"O.k., we play rock-paper-scissors for this." Nabashin said.
"Rock-paper-Scissors!?" Mako asked in disbelief.
"All of you against me. Any of you win, you all win." Nabashin said.
"All right, bring it on!" Hideki said. "I was rock-paper-scissors chap at my school for two years straight!"
"Rock-Paper-Scissors!" Everyone chanted as they played the game. Nabashin had paper, everyone else except the panda had rock. The panda had scissors.
"Well then, here you go." Nabashin handed them what looked like a rolling pin.
"A rolling pin!? What good is this!?" Hibeki asked.
"We'll find out when we get there. Let's go!" Mako replied. She went away, carrying the still empty bottle of Dom Perigome with her.

"I smell like a dead rat
I'll take you to the mat
I have no life at all
But I've got money in the wall

'Cause I'm an Otaku
That's what I do"
The otaku sang in front of his computer. He was putting more porn on the site, which consisted of screencaps of Mako naked.
"I love to watch pornography
It's plain as can be
I may live in the basement
But I don't have to pay rent!" The otaku sang some more. At that point, his obatarian* mother came in.
"Sheldon! Have you found a job yet!?" She bellowed.
"Well, I've been looking, but it's just s hard in today's economy..." The otaku replied.
"So you say. I got you internet access to look for work, not look at porn! Now find yourself a job or you're going out on the streets!" The obatarian said. She then walked out, slamming the door behind her.
"Bitch." Sheldon said. He then turned the monitor back on and went back to uploading files.

Mako was able to track Sheldon down to his home. They went down into the smelly, cramped basement. The place was packed with porn and empty take-out containers.
"Yecch! All this stuff is disgusting!" Mako said. Sheldon then stopped what he was doing and spun around.
"wha- Who are you people!?" He asked in shock.
"We're the Nerima Daikon brothers, and when you do one of us wrong, you do all of us wrong!" Hibeki said.
"What are you talking about?" Sheldon asked.
"You got me stinking drunk and then had someone take advantage of me! I never consented to having myself filmed having sex!" Mako said.
Sheldon held up a contract.
"Au contraire, that was in your contract." Sheldon stated.
"In the contract!? I read that thing carefully! There was nothing about filming me having sex in that contract!" Mako said. Sheldon, it turned out, added this to the contract after it was signed.
"That'll never stand up in court!" Mako said.
"Just who are you three anyway?" Sheldon asked.
"We're the Nerima Daikon Brothers, and we're here to stop you!" Hideki said.

The Nerima Daikon brothers readied themselves for a fight.
"This is end for you
Time to give the devil his due" They sang together. Mako took the next line solo.
"You took my purity away from me!" The otaku took the next lines.
"Come on now it wasn't rape
I can't run 'cause I'm out of shape" Hideki cut him off here.
"Well that just makes it easier to bring you down." He sang. The other NDBs joined in.
"You're a loser now
You weigh more than a cow
You're gonna pay for exploiting young girls" They sang in unison.

Hibeki held up the rolling pin.
"Whatever good this does, we need it and right now!
I want to bust his lip!" Hibeki sang. Mako and Ichiro joined in.
"Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa
Going down like a ship" They sang in unison.
At that moment, his obatarian mother entered.
"Sheldon! What's all the racket down-" She then stopped and saw Hibeki holding up the rolling pin. The obatarian then grabbed Sheldon by his ear.
"SHELDON!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOAN OUT MY STUFF TO OTHERS!?!?" The obatarian shouted. She then took the rolling pin and started whacking Sheldon with it.
"Ow! Mom!" Sheldon said. He beat a hasty retreat with mom following.
"Who would have thought that his parents hadn't kicked him out yet?" Ichiro asked.
"Well, we got something here now. We got money!" Hibeki said. The NDBs picked up the cash and started to exit. Unfortunately, a group of men showed up and looked very angry.
"Where is that bastard Sheldon!? We want our money back!" One of them shouted.
"Hey, those three have our money!" Another shouted. One stampede later, The NDBs found themselves penniless again.
"Why is this always happening to us!?" Mako shouted.
"Who knows?" Hibeki replied.
"I want the good life again! I want to have cute guys around me! I want Dom Perigome!" Mako said.
"You've got an empty bottle of the stuff in your hand, Mako." Ichiro said. At that moment, Duk came in.
"You!!! You're that bastard that seduced me!" Mako shouted. She ran after him and he ran away from her. Hibeki and Ichiro followed.
"You're not gonna get away
You will regret the day
You took my purity away from me!" Mako sang.
"Come on I was following orders now
There's no need to have a cow" Duk sang. Mako cut him off here.
"How do I know you didn't give me an STD!?" Mako sang
"I used a condom round
So won't you calm on down?" Duk sang. Mako cut him off again.
"I just wanna stomp you into the ground!
You're a sleazy pig
And your cock wasn't big!
'Cause all I got from you
Was this empty bottle and no love!
Now you want me to calm down, no way!" Mako sang.
"You're gonna pay for your lust
We'll grind you into dust!
Whoa-whoa-whoa, Whoa-whoa-whoa
Should have just said no." The Nerima Daikon brothers sang as they chased Duk. He then came to a point where there was a shortcut, but took the long way. Mako took the shortcut while Hibeki and Ichiro followed Duk the long way around.

Inspector Widget was standing on the corner opposite Mesousa. She stared grimly at the hapless rabbit.
"All right, you want to leave? We'll play rock-paper scissors for it!" She said. Mesousa agreed to this.
"Rock-paper-scissors!" They chanted as they performed the ritual. Mesousa had paper, and Widget had scissors.
"Even though I don't look like it, I have a 39th level black belt in rock-paper- scissors." Widget said. She then picked up Mesousa and cuddled him.
"Oooooh... Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." She moaned in the throws of sexual excitement.

At this time, Mako came around the corner, still holding the bottle of Dom Perigome in her hand. She collided with Widget, sending them both reeling. Mesousa broke free from Widget's grasp and ran like the wind.
"Hey! I - you! Are you old enough to drink? Let me see your I.D.!" Widget demanded of Mako as she noticed the bottle in Mako's hand. Mako sweatdropped as they stood up.
"Uh... Why would you ask that?" Mako said like a child whose hand was caught in the cookie jar.
"You've got a bottle of Dom Perigome in your hand, young lady! I want your I.D. Now!" Widget demanded, getting angry in the process.
"I.D.! Uh... Well, I got one... Back at the stage..." Mako said, thinking fast.
"We're going to go there together..." Widget said.

Hibeki and Ichiro were losing Duk. He proved too fast for them. However, he ran straight into Mako and Inspector Widget.
"Don't let him get away!" Hibeki said.
Duk was getting away, until Mako smashed the empty bottle of Dom Perigome on his head. Duk went down like lead among the broken glass.
"What Dom Perigome bottle?" Mako asked.
"Ah-ha! Young lady, you are under arrest for littering!" Widget had some gadget come from her arm and a ticket book appeared. Widget wrote Mako a ticket for littering.
"Clean this up at once!" Widget ordered while writing out the ticket.
"Hey, if you want to arrest someone, arrest this bastard! He got me drunk and raped me!" Mako said in anger.
"Oh, he's wanted on several date-rape charges. I'm taking him in too." Widget said.
"We brought him to you. So what's the reward for catching this guy?" Hibeki asked.
"There isn't one. The department can't afford it right now." Widget said.

A few hours and handling broken glass shards later, the Nerima Daikon Brothers arrived home. Mako was still picking out shards of glass from her hands.
"Let's just go to sleep." Ichiro said.
"We'll do better tomorrow." Hibeki added.
-End-