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II. An Honest Man
Natsumi's date, sadly, was almost the opposite of Miyuki. While he was muscular and handsome, that's all he really had going for him. Akiyoshi Nogizaka ran an exercise facility. He was all face and no substance.
"Hey, you must be Natsumi-chan. I'm Akiyoshi, but you can call me studmuffin." Akiyoshi said. "All the babes do."
Oh brother, this guy's got an ego bigger than the Tokyo Tower, Natsumi thought. She rolled her eyes at him as they went to dinner together.
Natsumi's presumption turned out to be correct; he hogged the conversation and talked all about himself and his mighty muscles. He flexed them around a lot, but Natsumi was not impressed, naturally. After dinner, they went to a park together. A large tree was lying on the walkway, the result of vandalism.
"Ha! This should be easy for me!" Akiyoshi said. He then picked the tree up. Natsumi, fed up with his showing off, picked him up by his legs and hoisted him into the air.
"You really need help if you can't find anything to talk about except your body." Natsumi said as she set him down.
"Ha-ha! A good show! I know our kids will be spunky and full of life! They'll be unstoppable on the field." Akiyoshi said.
"Well, if they get your brains, they'll be stopped by poor grades." Natsumi said. She then stopped. "I've had enough of this and your ego. I want to go home." Natsumi said. Akiyoshi set the tree aside and stopped smiling.
"Hey, what's wrong, babe? I know you want me!" Akiyoshi said.
"I know I don't want you. You are an egoist!" Natsumi said. Akiyoshi whipped off his shirt and flexed his muscles.
"Hey, what woman in her right mind doesn't want this?" He asked. Natsumi merely walked away, nose in the air.
"Fine, bitch. I'll get me someone else." Akiyoshi said.
"Motherfucking bastard. I hope he gets a clue." Natsumi said. She ran into the other girls.
"Damn this. I knew he was trouble from the beginning. Man, why does Miyuki get a cute hunk and I get stuck with an idiot?" Natsumi asked.
"Not only that, we're no closer to cracking this case than before." Yuriko said.
Everyone let out a big sigh.
"We still have two dates to go. Yuriko's is next." Aoi pointed out.
"Yea, we'll see about tomorrow night. I hope our luck turns around." Natsumi said.
Yuriko donned her best dress for this. She hoped that Nobui Akai was as good as Miyuki's date. They met on a Sunday afternoon at a park. He showed up in a nice shirt and slacks, and then bowed to Yuriko.
"It is good to meet you. I am Nobui Ikai. You must be Yuriko-san." He said.
Hmm, nice eyes, good build... I hope he's for real, Yuriko thought. They walked around the place and talked for a bit, getting to know each other some more. Both of them seemed to like what the other said. Nobui then took Yuriko to dinner, and they talked some more. Nobui held hands with Yuriko after they finished. Then Nobui led Yuriko into a corner.
"I know who you are and what you want." Nobui said.
"Erm... What do you think I want?" Yuriko asked.
"You file said you were a traffic cop. But I'm willing to bet you're really in vice." Nobui said. "I can lead you to your pusher, but it will cost you." Yuriko was very apprehensive about this.
"Cost me what?" Yurkio asked.
"A kiss." Nobui replied. Yuriko seemed a bit relieved. She thought about it for a moment.
"Well... Okay, but if this is a trick, you're going to have to deal with Tokyo's finest." Yuriko said. Nobui put his arms around Yuriko and smiled.
"The janitor at the dating service tried to sell me something he said would guarantee me getting laid. However, I think it's better if she's willing." Nobui said. He then gave her a kiss. She felt his intense passion overwhelm her, and also had the feeling that she was meant to be in his arms. Nobui also felt wonderful kissing Yuriko, and enjoyed the taste of her lips. It also seemed like there was a heart connection made as well. Neither of them wanted it to stop, but they had to come up fir air. When they parted lips, both of them smiled.
"Mmm... You're the greatest kisser ever, Yuriko." Nobui said.
"I really enjoyed it as well, Nobui." Yuriko said. "So are you willing to testify to this in court?"
"Oh yes. Scum like that should be off the streets." Nobui said.
"Well, I can't thank you enough for this." Yuriko said.
"Just saying you'll date me again is thanks enough." Nobui replied. He seemed fixated on Yuriko's lips, and went in for a second kiss. Once again he felt the tender passion of a hot babe in his arms and on his lips. Yuriko felt safe and secure in his arms, as if she should be there. When they came up for air again, both of them smiled.
"Mmm... I wish we could do that all night." Yuriko said. They parted only with great reluctance.
"So do I, Yuriko; however, we do have to be at work tomorrow." Nobui said.
"Yea. I do want to see you again though." Yuriko said. Nobui smiled at this.
"This is the start of something wonderful, I can tell." Nobui said.
Aoi's date was next. S/he got ready and went down to the restaurant to meet up with her date, Ushiji. Once there, they found each other and greeted each other.
Play it cool, Ushiji, we'll get the goods soon enough, he thought. He wasn't just out for a kiss. However, he knew that if he just asked Aoi to show him/herself, s/he wouldn't. The conversation was filled with him feeling anxious and trying to control his desires. Aoi was somewhat turned off by this.
"You know, I'm a photographer, and I really would like to use you as a model for my portfolio." Ushiji said.
"Well, I'm flattered that you think I'm beautiful." Aoi said. "All right, a few shots of me wouldn't hurt." After dinner, they went to a park and Ushiji got his camera. However, Aoi did notice the camera looked a bit weird. You see, Ushiji was an inventor and a pervert. He created a device that allowed him to take a picture of someone fully clothed, and it would come out with them being naked.
"Hey, what's that thing on your camera?" Aoi asked.
"Uh... It automatically adjusts things to their proper settings. Now, won't you let me take your picture?" He asked. She nodded and he began to click away. After about fifty shots, he stopped.
"That should be enough." Ushiji said. He then became serious about things.
"Aoi, you're a wonderful woman. You really deserve better than me. I do wish you the best of luck though. I just don't feel the chemistry." Ushiji said.
"I don't feel it either, Ushiji. You're a nice guy, but just not right for me either. I wish you luck too." Aoi said.
Afterwards, Aoi met up with the others.
"That guy seemed slimy." Miyuki said.
"Yea. I got the feeling that he was undressing me with his eyes all the while. I was surprised that he didn't try to take advantage of me." Aoi said.
"Unless..."
They all looked uneasy. "You mean...?" Yurkio asked.
"That was a modified camera designed to look through clothing." Miyuki theorized.
"Is such a thing even possible?" Natsumi asked.
"I've heard some wild theories that some people were trying to develop something like that for airport security stations. It would let them see if someone was carrying a weapon without having them remove things." Miyuki said.
"Well, if he was expecting pictures of a hot babe naked, he's in for a nasty surprise." Aoi said. "However, I'd still like to run his ass in for taking pics of me naked without my consent."
"We'll do that." Natsumi said.
Elsewhere, Ushiji was at his PC, checking out the pictures he took of Aoi.
"Oh boy! I just need open this file and I'll get to see that babe's luscious tits and her hot crack!" He said. He clicked on the file to open it, and it was slow to open.
"Oh, come on!! I want to see her huge boobs and her tight - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Ushiji screamed at the end. He then covered his eyes and turned away from the screen. He had gotten a good look at Aoi's wang.
"MY EYES!!! OW!!! I WANT TO UNSEE THAT!!!" Ushiji screamed. Seems he didn't like seeing a she-male naked. He was very traumatized by the experience and swore never to take another naked photo again. He then had a knock at the door. The door burst open and then Miyuki, Natsumi, Yurkio, and Aoi entered, guns drawn.
"All right mister, we know you took naked pictures of me! I never consented to that!" Aoi said. Ushiji was shocked yet again as the grabbed him and took him down.
"You're under arrest for illegally photographing someone naked without their consent!" Aoi said as s/he slapped the handcuffs on him.
"Ah! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were a she-male! I'll never do it again I promise!" Ushiji said.
"You should have thought about that before you photographed me." Aoi said. Aoi then hauled Ushiji away. Miyuki, Natsumi and Yuriko then saw the naked picture of Aoi on the computer screen.
"Wow... I never knew Aoi's cock was that big..." Yuriko said.
"We have to take that PC as evidence." Natsumi said.
"Hmm..." Miyuki said with a smile.
"Uh, Miyuki, you've already got a boyfriend, remember?" Natsumi said.
"Yea, I know... I hope Toshitari has a cock as big as that one." Miyuki said.
Three days later, the cops came into the darting service with a search warrant. They raided the place, much to the dismay of the owner.
"What's going on here? What are you searching for?" The owner asked.
"We have a report that your janitor has been selling date rape drugs. I want to talk to him now." Miyuki said.
"That bastard. I didn't want to hire him but the building's owners insisted on it. He's off today but I'll show you his storage room." The owner said. In searching the place, it was Natsumi that found a stash of GBH first. Then Aoi found another stash. Yuriko discovered a stash of sextacy. The owner was quite pissed off about this.
"I assure you officer, I had no idea he was doing this. He will be fired immediately." The owner said.
"I believe you. We need his home address though." Natsumi said.
-To Be Continued-
"Hey, you must be Natsumi-chan. I'm Akiyoshi, but you can call me studmuffin." Akiyoshi said. "All the babes do."
Oh brother, this guy's got an ego bigger than the Tokyo Tower, Natsumi thought. She rolled her eyes at him as they went to dinner together.
Natsumi's presumption turned out to be correct; he hogged the conversation and talked all about himself and his mighty muscles. He flexed them around a lot, but Natsumi was not impressed, naturally. After dinner, they went to a park together. A large tree was lying on the walkway, the result of vandalism.
"Ha! This should be easy for me!" Akiyoshi said. He then picked the tree up. Natsumi, fed up with his showing off, picked him up by his legs and hoisted him into the air.
"You really need help if you can't find anything to talk about except your body." Natsumi said as she set him down.
"Ha-ha! A good show! I know our kids will be spunky and full of life! They'll be unstoppable on the field." Akiyoshi said.
"Well, if they get your brains, they'll be stopped by poor grades." Natsumi said. She then stopped. "I've had enough of this and your ego. I want to go home." Natsumi said. Akiyoshi set the tree aside and stopped smiling.
"Hey, what's wrong, babe? I know you want me!" Akiyoshi said.
"I know I don't want you. You are an egoist!" Natsumi said. Akiyoshi whipped off his shirt and flexed his muscles.
"Hey, what woman in her right mind doesn't want this?" He asked. Natsumi merely walked away, nose in the air.
"Fine, bitch. I'll get me someone else." Akiyoshi said.
"Motherfucking bastard. I hope he gets a clue." Natsumi said. She ran into the other girls.
"Damn this. I knew he was trouble from the beginning. Man, why does Miyuki get a cute hunk and I get stuck with an idiot?" Natsumi asked.
"Not only that, we're no closer to cracking this case than before." Yuriko said.
Everyone let out a big sigh.
"We still have two dates to go. Yuriko's is next." Aoi pointed out.
"Yea, we'll see about tomorrow night. I hope our luck turns around." Natsumi said.
Yuriko donned her best dress for this. She hoped that Nobui Akai was as good as Miyuki's date. They met on a Sunday afternoon at a park. He showed up in a nice shirt and slacks, and then bowed to Yuriko.
"It is good to meet you. I am Nobui Ikai. You must be Yuriko-san." He said.
Hmm, nice eyes, good build... I hope he's for real, Yuriko thought. They walked around the place and talked for a bit, getting to know each other some more. Both of them seemed to like what the other said. Nobui then took Yuriko to dinner, and they talked some more. Nobui held hands with Yuriko after they finished. Then Nobui led Yuriko into a corner.
"I know who you are and what you want." Nobui said.
"Erm... What do you think I want?" Yuriko asked.
"You file said you were a traffic cop. But I'm willing to bet you're really in vice." Nobui said. "I can lead you to your pusher, but it will cost you." Yuriko was very apprehensive about this.
"Cost me what?" Yurkio asked.
"A kiss." Nobui replied. Yuriko seemed a bit relieved. She thought about it for a moment.
"Well... Okay, but if this is a trick, you're going to have to deal with Tokyo's finest." Yuriko said. Nobui put his arms around Yuriko and smiled.
"The janitor at the dating service tried to sell me something he said would guarantee me getting laid. However, I think it's better if she's willing." Nobui said. He then gave her a kiss. She felt his intense passion overwhelm her, and also had the feeling that she was meant to be in his arms. Nobui also felt wonderful kissing Yuriko, and enjoyed the taste of her lips. It also seemed like there was a heart connection made as well. Neither of them wanted it to stop, but they had to come up fir air. When they parted lips, both of them smiled.
"Mmm... You're the greatest kisser ever, Yuriko." Nobui said.
"I really enjoyed it as well, Nobui." Yuriko said. "So are you willing to testify to this in court?"
"Oh yes. Scum like that should be off the streets." Nobui said.
"Well, I can't thank you enough for this." Yuriko said.
"Just saying you'll date me again is thanks enough." Nobui replied. He seemed fixated on Yuriko's lips, and went in for a second kiss. Once again he felt the tender passion of a hot babe in his arms and on his lips. Yuriko felt safe and secure in his arms, as if she should be there. When they came up for air again, both of them smiled.
"Mmm... I wish we could do that all night." Yuriko said. They parted only with great reluctance.
"So do I, Yuriko; however, we do have to be at work tomorrow." Nobui said.
"Yea. I do want to see you again though." Yuriko said. Nobui smiled at this.
"This is the start of something wonderful, I can tell." Nobui said.
Aoi's date was next. S/he got ready and went down to the restaurant to meet up with her date, Ushiji. Once there, they found each other and greeted each other.
Play it cool, Ushiji, we'll get the goods soon enough, he thought. He wasn't just out for a kiss. However, he knew that if he just asked Aoi to show him/herself, s/he wouldn't. The conversation was filled with him feeling anxious and trying to control his desires. Aoi was somewhat turned off by this.
"You know, I'm a photographer, and I really would like to use you as a model for my portfolio." Ushiji said.
"Well, I'm flattered that you think I'm beautiful." Aoi said. "All right, a few shots of me wouldn't hurt." After dinner, they went to a park and Ushiji got his camera. However, Aoi did notice the camera looked a bit weird. You see, Ushiji was an inventor and a pervert. He created a device that allowed him to take a picture of someone fully clothed, and it would come out with them being naked.
"Hey, what's that thing on your camera?" Aoi asked.
"Uh... It automatically adjusts things to their proper settings. Now, won't you let me take your picture?" He asked. She nodded and he began to click away. After about fifty shots, he stopped.
"That should be enough." Ushiji said. He then became serious about things.
"Aoi, you're a wonderful woman. You really deserve better than me. I do wish you the best of luck though. I just don't feel the chemistry." Ushiji said.
"I don't feel it either, Ushiji. You're a nice guy, but just not right for me either. I wish you luck too." Aoi said.
Afterwards, Aoi met up with the others.
"That guy seemed slimy." Miyuki said.
"Yea. I got the feeling that he was undressing me with his eyes all the while. I was surprised that he didn't try to take advantage of me." Aoi said.
"Unless..."
They all looked uneasy. "You mean...?" Yurkio asked.
"That was a modified camera designed to look through clothing." Miyuki theorized.
"Is such a thing even possible?" Natsumi asked.
"I've heard some wild theories that some people were trying to develop something like that for airport security stations. It would let them see if someone was carrying a weapon without having them remove things." Miyuki said.
"Well, if he was expecting pictures of a hot babe naked, he's in for a nasty surprise." Aoi said. "However, I'd still like to run his ass in for taking pics of me naked without my consent."
"We'll do that." Natsumi said.
Elsewhere, Ushiji was at his PC, checking out the pictures he took of Aoi.
"Oh boy! I just need open this file and I'll get to see that babe's luscious tits and her hot crack!" He said. He clicked on the file to open it, and it was slow to open.
"Oh, come on!! I want to see her huge boobs and her tight - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Ushiji screamed at the end. He then covered his eyes and turned away from the screen. He had gotten a good look at Aoi's wang.
"MY EYES!!! OW!!! I WANT TO UNSEE THAT!!!" Ushiji screamed. Seems he didn't like seeing a she-male naked. He was very traumatized by the experience and swore never to take another naked photo again. He then had a knock at the door. The door burst open and then Miyuki, Natsumi, Yurkio, and Aoi entered, guns drawn.
"All right mister, we know you took naked pictures of me! I never consented to that!" Aoi said. Ushiji was shocked yet again as the grabbed him and took him down.
"You're under arrest for illegally photographing someone naked without their consent!" Aoi said as s/he slapped the handcuffs on him.
"Ah! I'm sorry! I didn't know you were a she-male! I'll never do it again I promise!" Ushiji said.
"You should have thought about that before you photographed me." Aoi said. Aoi then hauled Ushiji away. Miyuki, Natsumi and Yuriko then saw the naked picture of Aoi on the computer screen.
"Wow... I never knew Aoi's cock was that big..." Yuriko said.
"We have to take that PC as evidence." Natsumi said.
"Hmm..." Miyuki said with a smile.
"Uh, Miyuki, you've already got a boyfriend, remember?" Natsumi said.
"Yea, I know... I hope Toshitari has a cock as big as that one." Miyuki said.
Three days later, the cops came into the darting service with a search warrant. They raided the place, much to the dismay of the owner.
"What's going on here? What are you searching for?" The owner asked.
"We have a report that your janitor has been selling date rape drugs. I want to talk to him now." Miyuki said.
"That bastard. I didn't want to hire him but the building's owners insisted on it. He's off today but I'll show you his storage room." The owner said. In searching the place, it was Natsumi that found a stash of GBH first. Then Aoi found another stash. Yuriko discovered a stash of sextacy. The owner was quite pissed off about this.
"I assure you officer, I had no idea he was doing this. He will be fired immediately." The owner said.
"I believe you. We need his home address though." Natsumi said.
-To Be Continued-