Doing it Like Ranma and Akane

Before you complain, blame VizeerLord for putting this flea in my ear. I’m just liking the tongue and cheek aspect of this and have toned down my normal graphic lemons to match.

Game on.

Sid

A/N at an end

After what they’d witnessed, Ranma and Akane did the unthinkable and skipped school. They wandered around the streets of Nerima talking about matters inconsequential. They avoided looking at each because when they did, they both blushed at remembering their up close and personal unwanted ‘sex education lesson’. They were both rather frightened about the idea of returning home in case Nabiki and Kuno decided to go for round two.

“Man I’m starving” Ranma complained when his belly growled.

“We just had our lunches in the park a few hours ago; it’ll be dinner time soon. Kasumi should be home by then and it will be safe to return home” she said blushing.

“Akane I’m a growing boy, I need food” Ranma said.

“You’re a bottomless pit is what you are” Akane countered.

“Stop picking on me, you’re so uncute” Ranma said in exasperation.

“Say what you want, you’re still a bottomless pit baka” Akane said and stuck her tongue out at him. He returned her grin and his anger melted; he could never resist her when she gave him THAT smile. They were walking by Ucchan’s when Ranma noticed that the lights were on.

“Alright, Ukyou’s restaurant is open, we can get okonomiyaki!” Ranma cried happily.

“Always thinking with your stomach” Akane said, but followed him inside. They both stopped short at the wreckage of the restaurant with the tables and chairs upended everywhere.

“What happened here?” Ranma whispered so as not to alert anyone who might be a threat to Akane.

He started forward when he heard Ukyou sob, she clutched to her a torn Furinkan High School girl’s uniform that bared one perky breast completely and there was a large rent in her skirt that showed a snowy white lace petticoat. She walked through the wreckage of her restaurant......wearing a short, dark blue wig” Akane spotted this and managed to pull Ranma back, they ducked behind an upturned table. There was something about this scene that was so familiar to Akane. Another quick glance around the restaurant showed that other then the tables and chairs resting on their sides, there was no other damage, as if the scene had been staged.

“Akane what are you doing?” Ranma whispered as soon as she took her hand from his mouth.

“I have a bad feeling about this” Akane whispered back.

Ukyou raised her head and said in a grateful voice “Ranma you saved me from those wicked men. They wanted to take from me something that is the most precious thing to a girl” She frowned “Ranma where are you?” she called.

“I’m in your kitchen, it’s really small. Where do you hide your fridge and stove in a place this small?” a familiar voice called.

She wrinkled her nose, “Ranma, you’re in the living room closet, open the door and follow the sound of my voice” she said with an edge in her voice.

“Oh sorry, start again” someone urged.

“Ranma you saved my virtue from those dastardly men. How can I ever repay you?” she wailed.

Akane and Ranma’s jaws dropped when Ryoga came in wearing the same red shirt, black pants, belt and gauntlets that Ranma had on............and that Kuno had been wearing earlier. At the back of his head a clipon braid had been added to his own raven hair that suited him rather well. Akane was even more shocked at how much Ryoga resembled Ranma physically.

“What the hell! Not again” Ranma mouthed at her. Akane’s eyes went the size of marbles, she was rendered speechless. They seemed to be having a blushing contest and Akane was winning.

Ryoga rushed forward and hugged a nearly hysterical acting Ukyou to him; he seemed to glare at invisible opponents. “I will always come for you Akane” he announced to the sobbing girl who clung to him like a lifeline.

She leaned back and her eyes shone “they tried to force me, but I couldn’t do...that with anyone but my fiancé. Oh Ranma, the horrid things they were suggesting, please take these memories from me” she pleaded with her chest heaving, drawing attention to her fully exposed breast.

“Oh Akane I would never let anyone make love to you but me” Ryoga snarled in a convincing imitation of Ranma’s voice when he gets fired up.

“Oh Ranma I feel so safe with you” Ukyou said. “Kiss me” she said and tilted her head back, closed her eyes and slightly parted her lips. Ranma blinked in surprised when the lights around the couple turned pink and flowers floated around them. ‘Is that violin music?’ Ranma questioned.

Ryoga closed the distance between them and kissed her as the music soared and reached its pinnacle and fireworks shot off inside the dark interior of Ucchan’s. He leaned back and stared at ‘Akane’. “Those fiends, they destroyed your uniform. Can you fix it?” he asked her tenderly.

Ukyou looked demurely at the floor “no it’s beyond repair” she answered.

“In that case, allow me to help you dispose of it” Ryoga said and tore it from her. Ukyou gasped in surprise to find herself suddenly naked and in his arms. “Please Akane would you taste me before I take your innocence?” he implored her.

“Of course Ranma” Ukyou said sinking to her knees.

Akane wondered if she was about to pray catholic-style as they did in some occidental movies, she couldn’t fathom what else Ukyou could possibly be doing on her knees. She was about to whisper her question to Ranma; his nosebleed told her that he’d figured out what was happening, when Ryoga lowered his pants so his thing tapped Ukyou’s nose. Akane almost puked when Ukyou took the fleshy cylinder in her mouth and started sucking it, Akane shut her eyes and plugged her ears to Ryoga’s “oh yeah Akane, that’s it.”

Finally he pulled Ukyou to her feet “please, I need to be inside you” he cried.

“Of course Ranma”, she said and leaned against the only upright table, both sighed as his manroot slid into her from behind. This ‘Ranma’ removed his pants but kept his shirt on.

Ryoga fucked her deeply and slowly while he played with Ukyou’s sensitive dangling breasts and the hot button between her legs, until she arched herself into him like a cat in heat. He started pounding into her more forcefully until each thrust caused the table to inch forward. “Say you’ll marry me Akane” he panted brokenly as he clutched onto her slim hips.

Akane recoiled at the noise of the table screeching and bodies slapping, she buried her head into Ranma’s shoulder and clutched his sleeve at the same time as she tried to jam her fingers into her ears. Ranma’s own eyes were squeezed tightly shut against the disturbing scene, but his fingers in his ears failed to drown out the sounds of his two oldest friends humping.

“O-of course, it wasn’t our fathers that brought us together, but fate” she cried when she orgasmed.

“A-akane you’re really my cute fiancée” he said with a hiss to indicate that he was getting close.

“Oh Ranma marry me tomorrow and give up all the rest of your fiancées” Ukyou practically screamed.

“YES AKANE, YOU’RE MINE” Ryoga shouted as he hammered into her once more and shot deep inside Ukyou. They both panted for a few seconds and then separated.

“Wow that was intense” Ryoga said taking the fake braid from his hair.

“It just keeps on getting better and better” the naked chef purred, pulling off her wig to allow her own luxurious hair to spill down her shoulders.

“I must say that I’m glad I was able to find my way here in time” Ryoga commented.

“The feeling’s mutual, better then the last time when I had to wait two week” she said batting him playfully with her wig. “I needed that” she said giving him a beatific smiled.

“Me too” he said returning it. “Now what?” he asked.

“We get cleaned up, you help me put the restaurant back in order and come find me in another week” she said. “Come on its time to hit the showers” she said walking towards the stairs with a swing in her hips. Ryoga had one look at her delectable bottom and bolted after her, glad about the game that Kuno had admitted he was playing with Nabiki after a few belts of sake one night. Ryoga was even happier that Ukyou had been ‘game’ when he shyly suggested it to her.

Ranma and Akane quickly crawled in the direction of the door and carefully closed it after themselves.

Ukyou turned at the top of the stair when she thought she heard the front door of her restaurant open “Ryoga, you did lock the door after yourself right?” she questioned him.

A blushing Akane and Ranma trudged in the direction of their home “Ranma...” she began.

He lifted up his finger and refused to look at her “no.....” he said.

“But I...........” Akane protested.

“I-don’t-want-ta-talk-about-it” he enunciated carefully in a grumpy voice.

“Nothing happened?” she asked.

“Exactly” he snarled.

“Now what? We still have to kill some time before Kasumi gets home” Akane said.

“Let’s go to the Nekohanten for ramen and forget that whole thing” Ranma said through clenched teeth. “Which never happened in the first place” he added.