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Operation: OH SHIT Phase 1	By : SenoritaLucha Category: +. to F > Code Geass Views: 1571 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own s-CRY-ed or Code Geass.No profit is being made of this fic.

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Operation: OH SHIT! Phase 1: The Green-Haired Antichrist (and I don’t mean C.C.!)

By: Senorita Lucha 777

Previously on OH SHIT!: Zero and Mimori were “getting it on” in his bedroom while C.C. was banned from his room until the next day. What kind of plan of revenge does she have in mind for him? Find out in Operation: OH SHIT!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. If I did, there would be at least be one sex scene between Lelouch and C.C., and Suzaku would already had been raped by his guardian, Lloyd! I don’t own s-CRY-ed, if I did, Ryuho and Mimori would already be married! I also don’t own the Nissan GT-R supercar (WHYYYYYY?!sobs). I don’t own Cheese-kun, it belongs to the Pizza Hut corporation of Japan as its mascot. I also don’t own “You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine” by the late & great Lou Rawls (R.I.P.!). No profit is being made out of this fic.

Claimer: I only own the plot and craziness of this story!

WARNING!: The story you’re about to read may contain the following: sexual content(not in all chapters though! Pretty graphic, but hopefully not too graphic), OOC characters :Ryuho, Mimori, and Scheris, uber-randomness, and Ryuho bashing (Ryuho fangirls please exit this fanfic if you value your lives!) These contents may cause the reader to contract this disorder, known as Sudden Anime Craziness Syndrome(SACS)!

The following symptoms are just few of them: 1. Excessive nosebleeds and screaming at the same time 2. Laughing for an undetermined amount of time (up to 1 hour) 3. A chance of using the following phrase involuntarily: “NOOOOOO!!!! Oh, (insert A.C. name here), why did you do this?! WHHHYYYYYY?!”

Reader’s discretion is advised!

This fic is an AU/romance/humor fic! Enjoy!

And thanks for correcting me about my disclaimer, RogueMudblood. I appreciate it!

Chapter 1: Wildfire

The next day(Tuesday)..

Lelouch was bringing his laundry (including the bed sheet that was used on that fateful night...) to the laundry room. Seeing that his physical capabilities were that of a stick, he had asked his friend, Suzaku Kururugi, who is the son of old Japan’s last prime minister, Genbu Kururugi, to help carry them.

“So, Lelouch, why are we bringing your laundry to the laundry room by ourselves, when you can have Sayoko do it for you? And at this hour too? Class doesn’t start for another three hours!” inquired the Eleven turned Honorary Britannian as he yawned.

“Um, because I felt like taking the laundry here for once, and if she had done my laundry, she’d get suspicious! Last time she had done our laundry, she found out that I was jerking off! And we don’t want a repeat of what happened last time, ne?”

“Oh yeah.”

Flashback #2:

Sayoko was doing Lelouch’s laundry and notice some bizarre stains on his bed sheet...

Tsk, tsk., tsk. Lelouch, Lelouch. You have a lot to learn about masturbation!

Meanwhile, he was drinking tea with Nunnally, his blinded-by-tragedy sister, when he was suddenly interrupted by Ashford Academy’s official maid.

“Sorry to interrupt your tea break, my lord, but I noticed some ‘unusual’ stains on your bed sheets lately,” the kunoichi maid whispered, stressing the word unusual.

“What stains?” inquired the rebellious ex-prince.

“Sorry, my lady Nunnally, but I need to talk to your brother for a while, ok?”

“Sure!”

She then signaled for Lelouch to follow her into the library.

And the result of obeying Sayoko? A five-hour history lecture on the history of masturbation and how it’s helpful in maintaining a healthy sex life!

“Hey Sayoko! Can Lelouch come outside and play football?” Suzaku was asking as he was knocking on the door.

“I’m afraid not, Suzaku-kun. Lelouch has to study today. He’s got a looooonnnnnggggg exam to study for on Monday!” Sayoko answered.

Back to the Present (early Tuesday morning)

“That explains it. But something still doesn’t add up. If you were jerking off, then why did I hear you singing Lou Rawls’ ‘You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine’ in the middle of the night ?” inquired Suzaku.

“Um, it was to help me get in the mood.”

"Then how come I heard a woman moaning?"

"Um, that was me in my falsetto voice."

Phew, that was close! He still doesn’t know that I slept with someone and lost my virginity, bemused Lelouch as he celebrates his personal victory.

Thank God! Thank God! Thank God!

He was mentally thanking a certain divine omnipotent being of mercy (A/N: we all know who I’m talking about!)

That is until...

“Hey Lelouch!” and a friendly slap to the back resulted in the following...

An erection?! WTF?!

“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....” Suzaku was at a loss to explain the dilemma that his friend of seven years is going through as he bears witness to his friend’s generously proportioned 13-inch erection, now outside his pants.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God C.C. has a valid driver’s license and Mimori’s on her way back to the Lost Ground by now! As he was thinking about this, he fainted. (A/N: probably too much blood flowing to the “nether regions” area! LOL!)

Meanwhile in the Lost Ground (formerly known as Kanagawa Prefecture)(a.k.a The Muraji Special Economic District)...

A Brief History of the Lost Ground (Spoiler Alert!) (A/N: If you aren’t interested in watching s-CRY-ed but want to know the history of the setting, then read on!)

A land, once known as the Kanagawa Prefecture, is now a shadow of its former self. 22 years had passed since the Great Uprising occurred. It was such a powerful natural disaster that it had caused the land to separate itself from the rest of Japan. The legacy of this horrendous tragedy is the psychic power known as Alter, and its users are known as Alter users. Fewer than one percent of residents in the Lost Ground are born Alter users.

Like different varieties of candy in a candy store, their alters are different and may vary from person to person. Some animals are known to also use alter powers. There are two really famous alter users: Kazuma of the Shell Bullet, and Ryuho, the Master of Zetsuei.

A Nissan GT-R is seen crossing the bridge that connects Area 11 (a.k.a. Japan) to the Lost Ground. It was cheddar colored, much akin to Cheese-kun’s color. On its hood was the signature closed-eyed smile (as some Japanese anime characters like to do!). On its doors are the official Pizza Hut logo. On the roof of the car was Cheese-kun’s black hat, similar to that of Mr. Peanuts.

Within its interior, was C.C.( a.k.a. Claire Cyrus on her driver’s license. Note: not her real name!). She was sitting in the driver’s seat wearing a Pizza Hut racing helmet, similar to a motorcycle helmet, while Mimori sits in the passenger seat.

“So, Mimori, how was it with Zero? I bet you that he was better than your boyfriend, right?” asked the driver of the aforementioned car.

“Why do you ask?”

“Because it sounded like you guys were having a really good time, if you know what I mean,” she answered monotonously.

“Oh yeah, he was!”

"And how did he feel inside your pussy?"

Mimori blushed furiously, and answered,"He felt great! Greater than my boyfriend, Mr. Can't-Get-It-Up!"

When they arrived at HOLY/HOLD headquarters, someone was waiting for Mimori out front. But, upon further examination(due to the car getting closer and closer), it turns out that her boyfriend, Ryuho, was the one.

The minute she saw him, alarms immediately went off inside her head. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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