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Hello everyone! I decided to merge two interviews into one chapter from now on. Enjoy:)

What a complete and utter fiasco the day before was, Integra thought with disgust. She had expected some drama in a degree, but the man had been infuriatingly oblivious. However, time was running low and she was in desperate need of assistance. Just yesterday, she had drawn her gun twice, yelled without a justified reason at the kitchen stuff, regarding a very suspicious white substance leaking from her dinner, which she was now certain it was the work of the damned, undead prick in the basement, and had mistakenly called the Vatican, instead of her Majesty's office asking permission to neuter that chauvinistic pig Maxwell , which had nearly caused a diplomatic incident. Clearly, she could not handle alone all affairs regarding the institution or she was going to become insane, at least more than she was under normal circumstances. Thus, she had decided to approach the matter differently. Firstly, she would arrange all the appointments in one day. The faster this matter was resolved, the better for everyone. Secondly, one of the two nosferatu, currently at her service, were to be present at the time of the interview, seeing as it was the fastest and less complicated way to explain what the work entailed.

That was the reason why she was now sitting at her office with two males, one clinically dead and the other very much alive at the moment, trying to make this meeting run as smoothly and painlessly as humanly possible.

Mr. Norman Peters, the human in question, was 30 years old, with short blond hair, a little on the chubby side and a suspicious glint in his eyes, which made Integra quite unnerved. So, instead of the young, naïve Draculina, she had commanded Alucard to accompany her this time, which was an order he was immensely delighted to obey.

"Mr. Peters, tell me, what made you reply to our ad? It was rather unique, I must admit myself" Integra asked graciously.

"And please address me as Sir Hellsing or simply Sir" she added hurriedly, before the stupid human made the same mistake as his predecessor.

"First of all, I must thank you for granting me the privilege of meeting a beautiful and stunning woman such as you, Miss Hellsing. I could never possibly address a lovely lady with such a crude honorific as Sir" the male answered brazenly, ignoring the subtle growling sound, that escaped form the tall figure behind her.

"Behave yourself, servant" Integra silently sent the mental warning to the agitated vampire, wishing that the ignorant human did the same as well, before he ended up like some unrecognizable, Hollywood horror movie reject.

"As for the question you posed, I am quite a risk challenger and your ad seemed intriguing enough, compared to the other mundane offers I received" he finished with a superior grin upon his face.

Well, at least this one had read the qualifications required, since he obviously possessed a death wish, judging from his smug attitude, Integra thought dryly.

"Very well, Mr. Peters, for this interview alone I shall allow you to address me as such, however if you are indeed hired I expect you to abide by my every order, including the correct way of addressing me" she concluded coldly.

"I will certainly not allow it" a deep, baritone voice exclaimed with disdain.

"You have no authority to override my decision" Integra said venomously, glancing back momentarily and mentally adding "so suck it up and shut up, you bloody excuse of a corpse."

"I thought you strictly forbade me from sucking anything today, Master" came the sugary reply in her mind.

When she was about to give him a mental whipping, the arrogant human interrupted their silent exchange.

"I see you are quite firm with your subordinates, Miss Hellsing. I do tremendously admire a female that knows how to take control" he stated with an impish gleam in his eyes, dragging his stare blatantly across her body.

The obnoxious human had actually dared to "check her out" and the most disturbing thing of all was what was hiding behind that masqueraded politeness, as her loyal servant informed her promptly.

"Especially when I force her to submit to my will. I have a feeling we are going to have a superb time together, you pathetic whore. Yes, a superb time indeed" was the unsaid continuation of his former statement by a very familiar, exotically accented voice in her head, laced with a barely restrained, mocking irony. The bloody bastard was clearly enjoying himself, repeating such demeaning words towards her, insinuating he had thought of them as well at one time, Integra thought infuriated.

But first things first. The human needed to be thoroughly punished for his blunt disrespect and foul fantasies regarding her. The wretched, fanged degenarate came afterwards.

"Alucard, I rescind my former command. You may do with him as you please" Integra informed the perpetual menace behind her.

"Your will is my command" was the last thing heard from him, as the vampire gleefully revealed a lethal, serrated denture and disappeared along with the offending male.

"I guess we, or anyone else for that matter, won't be seeing Mr. Peters anytime soon again" she murmured wryly with abundant satisfaction.

One hour later the same situation occurred, although with different participants. Two blond females had now replaced the perverse, highly offensive human scum and his vampire counterpart. Devil only knew where and what Alucard was doing at the moment and Integra was, for once, blissfully happy not possessing that knowledge.

This time the candidate, strangely enough, took the initiative and introduced her self in a calm manner, without being asked to.

"I am Felicia Conelly, 26 years old, single, with no close family as per asked. You'll find the rest of my qualifications in my application, as well as letters of recommendation from previous employers. Pleased to make your acquaintance" she finished very professionally.

"I am Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, Bureau Director of the Hellsing Organization, and this, she said motioning to her left, is Seras Victoria, a proficient member of our SWAT team. Likewise, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Conelly" Integra said, feeling thankful to the woman for adding a note of normalcy in these interviews for the first time.

"Nice to meet you too" Seras added cheerfully with a little more enthusiasm.

"Miss Connely, I have to say I'm impressed by your resume. You have a B.A. degree in Business Administration, a M.A. degree in International Business and have previously worked for international conglomerates and renowned corporations. Plus, you have not even turned thirty yet. Pardon me for asking, but what exactly are you doing here? I honestly believe you're more than overqualified for what we're looking for" Integra asked totally perplexed the composed female.

"Thank you for your flattering words, Sir Hellsing. Indeed, I may have more talents than a regular personal assistant, however after working with large, impersonal enterprises, I found that I would like to work somewhere, where human relations are valued, even at a lower position. That is precisely why I am here" she replied with a dazzling smile.

Integra was seriously starting to like this woman. She had addressed her with the appropriate title, even before being asked to do so. She was smart, had impeccable manners and wanted to work with them willingly. Well, let's hope she would continue to have this opinion, even after the great revelation.

On the other hand, when something seems too good to be true, it usually isn't. Taking another closer look at her resume, she noticed that there wasn't a letter of recommendation from her most recent, previous employer, nor a reason for her resignation.

"Miss Connely, although I have a high appreciation for your achievements, there is something that has come to my attention. What happened at your last job, that you had to leave like that, without a recommendation letter and resigning for no apparent reason?"

At that, she palpably winced and her body assumed a rather rigid stance.

"Sir Integra, if you may allow me to call you that? This is a rather personal issue and I would like to ask for your discretion, before I indulge into further details" she replied in all seriousness.

"You have permission to address me as that and I swear on my honor, as a member of the Royal Protestant Knights, anything you say, will remain in this office" Integra answered with a grave tone.

"I… I swear as well" Seras stuttered, obviously confused by the sudden turn this conversation was taking.

"Very well then. I shall answer truthfully, as you have been most courteous to me and I would prefer not to have any secrets between us, if we're going to work together from now on" she responded with sincerity.

"As you already know, racism has many different fractions. One of them regards sexual orientation. At my previous work I received a lot of harsh criticism and vile comments about my preference in relationship partners. That was the main reason I chose to resign" she concluded visibly shaken.

Integra and Seras shared a look of utter disbelief for a long moment and then Integra took it upon her to address the elephant in the room.

"You mean you are a …. No, I meant you prefer…"

"Women, girls, females…" a highly enthusiastic, unquestionably very male voice completed Integra's sentence, before she had the chance to do it herself.

"Master!" , "Alucard!" Seras and Integra exclaimed both obviously startled by his sudden return.

The most surprised person by his unexpected, out of thin air appearance, however, was the human female. Although to her credit neither did she scream, nor did she run. She merely leaped out of her chair and look around frantically, looking for the trick behind this, starting from examining the wall for secret passages.

Alucard, undisturbed by all of their reactions, continued his monologue with an ecstatic face and a voice thick with awe.

"Finally, the day has come! Oh… how long have I awaited for this miracle to happen? Now that I think about it, perhaps I should break Walter's hands and legs for good measure. Integra, if you wish to see Walter healthy again, you better hire this… this lovely, exquisite young woman as a permanent member of our stuff."

Before she had time to react, he suddenly vanished form her sight. Just as she was coming out of the double shock, the female's revelation and Alucard's profound excitement over this, his overjoyed voice echoed throughout the huge mansion.

"Gentlemen, I have some excellent news!"

"Oh for the love of God, noooo!" Integra shouted hopelessly.

"Seras, find that…that depraved cretin immediately and stop him from spreading any more rumors, before it's too late!"

"Yes Sir!" the young Draculina saluted and run out of the door, in a probably futile attempt to stop the inevitable.

"Miss Connely, I fear our collaboration will not be possible for reasons you perfectly understand, I suppose?" Integra addressed the young woman with regret.

"I understand, Sir Integra. I also think it might be for the best. It was truly a pleasure knowing you. Thank you for your time and this is my personal card. Please, call anytime for… any occasion. Goodbye" the blond woman finished with a rather enticing expression and an expectant look upon her face, before taking her leave.

"If this wasn't weird, then I don't know what is" Integra muttered to herself, examining the card she was given and wondering, if she hadn't misinterpreted the hidden invitation and convincing herself this was one of these things her corrupt servant must never, ever know.

Hope you liked it! Next chapter will be up in about a week, maybe sooner.. All reviews are welcome:)
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