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'Sexy Devil' Luffy	By : DonalGraeme Category: +M to R > One Piece Views: 31036 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 7
Disclaimer: I in no way profit financially from the writing of this fanfiction. One Piece is the intellectual property of Eiichiro Oda and Shonen Jump.

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Chapter 2: The Gift of Confidence
It was a perfect day for sailing. The sky was clear, the sun was shining, and the winds were steady and strong. The passengers of a high-class ship danced and mingled and ate overpriced tidbits, unaware that they harbored a certain orange-haired stowaway. The sailors lounged about on deck, bored out of their minds as was common on the seas. The unlucky one assigned to the watch tried not to fall asleep at his post, while two of his companions lounged at the railing, staring at a nearby whirlpool for lack of anything better to do.
“Oi! Look down there!” shouted one of them.
The other followed the man’s eyes to see a body floating on a piece of flotsam. It was floating right next to the ship, invisible unless you looked right down. The most noticeable thing about it was the straw hat resting on its head.
“Man overboard!” was the automatic response.
“Poor guy. Must have got hit by that whirlpool.”
“Well, let’s check to see if he’s still alive.”
After a few tries (they weren’t Marines or anything), the two managed to toss a hook and catch on the survivor’s pants. With a little effort, the sailors brought the body up and laid it down on the deck. Whereupon they began to have very naughty thoughts.
“Wow,” whispered the thin one, unable to tear his eyes away from the soaking wet vision of beauty.
“Is that a man or a woman?” asked the larger one, who hadn’t looked past the most perfect face he’d found in his life.
“It’s a man. Do you really care?” responded the first, his eyes drifting to the impressive bulge at the front of the jeans.
“Guess not,” agreed the second with little fuss, “but shouldn’t we, you know, make sure he is still breathing?”
The first jerked himself out of his trance. “Yeah, we should. Otherwise this would be really awkward.”
Before the two had the chance to confirm they weren’t ogling a corpse, a cry came from the crow’s nest. “Pirates! Pirate ship sighted to port! It’s Alvida and her gang!”
The two nameless grunts started to panic. “Shit! What do we do?”
“I’ll go warn the captain! You hide him somewhere belowdecks!”
“Okay!”
That said, the faster of the two sprinted for the ballroom while his stronger pal hefted the limp beauty, dashed to the deserted galley, and laid him down in an out-of-the-way corner.
“Hope those rotten pirates don’t find you, pal. I hate to think what they’d do to a gem like you.”
The young man responded by letting out the cutest snore the sailor ever heard, both proving he was alive and drawing the sailor even more under his spell. Let it henceforth and forever be known that Luffy wasn’t boasting when he once said he could charm someone in his sleep.
While our protagonist enjoyed an exhausted nap, the ship started bustling like coup full of headless chickens. The captain was utterly incapable of restoring order to the panicking guests, and the inexperienced crew could do little more than trip in sync as the approaching pirate ship let loose its warning shots and pulled up alongside them.
On deck, the horde of seafaring thieves prepared their weapons while waiting for orders from their captain. Said captain being quite possible the most unattractive women ever to sail the East Blue. Wider than she was tall, dressed in tacky clothing, and cursed with a terrible complexion, Alvida had a face that only a half-blind mother could love after a few drinks. However, she herself was under the delusion that she was in fact quite beautiful. It was a fantasy reinforced by the fact that she killed anyone who disagreed with her massive spiked club.
Case in point:
“Men, who’s the most beautiful on the seas?”
“ALVIDA-SAMA!”
“That’s right! Now go forth and show them why we are a feared pirate crew!”
With a roar, the pirates leapt from their rather feminine ship in order to raid the cruise ship. Alvida smiled sadistically as she watched her underlings do what they did best, before she noticed someone had stayed on deck: the spineless jellyfish press-ganged into the crew two years ago.
“Coby!”
“Ah! Y-yes, Alvida-sama?” asked the clearly terrified boy. With pink hair, large glasses, and a small build, Coby was anything but intimidating. He trembled visibly as his captain marched on him.
“What are you still doing over here? Go over to that ship or face the iron club!”
“W-w-well, the thing is,” Coby stuttered out, his brain frozen when faced with the promise of pain.
“I said get over there!” So saying, Alvida punted the screaming tween to the other ship. The adolescent barely had time to gather his wits before avoiding getting crushed by Alvida as she made her own leap. Heart pumping at almost getting crushed by the equivalent of a baby whale, Coby swiftly made his way down into the ship, looking for the quietest place he could find.
“Anyone there?” he called out timidly as he opened the door to the galley. Seeing it was empty, the involuntary chore boy made his way inside. “If I don’t bring anything back, I’ll get the club. Maybe there’s a wine barrel or something around here.” Coby had just started his search when a snort came from behind him.
Falling to the floor in surprise, Coby twisted around to see someone sleeping in the corner by the door, unnoticeable upon first entering. And as Coby took a second look, he realized it wasn’t just any someone.
Almost hidden under an old but well-cared for straw hat was a face that belonged on angels and mermaids and other creatures of legend. The tight red vest showed off and concealed equally the kind of body Coby had only seen in statues of heroes of old. Yet despite the obvious masculine build, there was something lithe and graceful, almost curvy about the line of the legs and slenderness of the hips that made the sleeping man androgynous. Despite the fact he had always thought he liked just girls, the rosette was interested.
Coby found himself crawling forward, eager to get a closer look at the enchanting being before him. Hesitantly, he reached out to touch that bronze skin and found it smooth and hairless. He jerked his finger back almost immediately, but the beautiful male went on snoring.
Coby, still dazed, started to shake his head to try and get back his sense. ‘Get real; he wouldn’t be interested in a shrimp like you. The important thing is to make sure those savages don’t find him.’ While relatively tame for pirates, it wasn’t unheard of for the Alvida crew to take hostages and take advantage of them. So long as the rapists assured Alvida she was prettier, the obese woman could care less what her crew did to the unlucky women and occasional man.
Before Coby could work out the nicest way to wake the straw-hat-wearing siren, three of the pirates who most often enjoyed such ‘perks’ walked into the room.
“Coby, what are doing in here? Not trying to hide away are ya?”
“N-n-no, o-of course not. I-I-I w-was j-j-j-”
“Hey, who’s that behind you?”
Coby could only watch in horror as he was pushed aside and the three who were less than men started to grin in lust at the slumbering Adonis.
“Well, if this isn’t just the prettiest little doll we’ve ever found.”
“I-I was just checking him for valuables,” Coby offered in a desperate bid to dissuade them. “But he’s broke, so we don’t might as well j-just leave him alone, right?”
The largest pirate glanced at Coby skeptically. “You’re kidding right? We’re gonna have a lot of fun with this one. Go find some rope to tie him up.”
Coby remained frozen in self-loathing, too scared to stand up to these men. Not that any of the men noticed since all their eyes were busy undressing their next victim.
“You know what, screw it. We can have first dibs. As long as no one talks, none of the other guys can get too pissed. That won’t be a problem, will it Coby?”
Coby felt bile rise in his throat as one of them pulled a knife and glared menacingly at the chore boy. With all his heart Coby wished to stand up to these guys and stop them from violating this poor man, but two years of enduring pain and humiliation had taught him to always look out for number one. And the simple fact was that he had no chance against these guys. He’d have nightmares about this, but he already knew he couldn’t and wouldn’t do anything to stop what was about to happen.
The biggest was already unbuckling his belt. He was just leaning down to drag his latest victim’s pants off when the apparently sleeping man clenched a fist and drove it into the rapist’s face. The shocked man was sent flying across the room and left an imprint in the wall. Coby and the two pirates gaped as the ‘sleeper’ opened his eyes and stood up and straightened his jeans.
“It’s very rude to sneak up on someone when they’re sleeping,” he said, his tone light and cheery. “And it’s even ruder to touch someone without their permission. I hope this teaches you to be a good boy.”
The pirates seemed to recover themselves and drew their swords, cornering the man in the corner. “Bastard, you’re going to pay for that!”
Coby closed his eyes, unable to watch.
Sounds of flesh hitting flesh filled the air, but no yells of pain. Coby slowly peeked only to have his jaw drop in disbelief.
The man stood in exactly the same position as before, a little pout on his perfect lips. The two pirates were on the ground, staring at the shattered remains of their swords.
“Now, that’s not very nice. I’m not against a little knife play, but you guys haven’t even bought me dinner! Who taught you two manners?”
Unable to deal with the dramatic shift in events, the two rushed to their downed comrade in crime and all but flew out of the room, leaving Coby alone with the stranger.
“Who… who are you?” the shocked boy asked.
“Me? Monkey D. Luffy! So, you know where I can find some food, cutie? I’m a little hungry after all that excitement.”
Coby gulped, suddenly feeling very warm after being called ‘cutie’.
Luffy grinned as the boy who couldn’t be more than 12 or 13 blushed. He smelled really weak, but there was a hint of potential beneath the cinnamon-and-bubblegum scent that was just starting to carry the musk of adulthood. Give the kid a few years of hard work and some self-esteem and he’d be quite the catch.
Luffy focused on the never-ceasing tingle of his aura and tuned it as low as he could. No need for the kid to be too flustered.
The Will of D’s scion’s stomach gave an obnoxious rumble, ending the awkward moment. Snapping out of his thoughts, Coby led Luffy to the nearest pantry, making sure to lock the door behind them. Not that Luffy noticed, too busy sniffing out his two favorites.
“We should be safe in here,” Coby muttered, before turning to face Luffy salivating over an opened crate of fresh strawberries and a block of white chocolate the size of the man’s head. Again displaying ridiculous strength, Luffy smashed the block with his fist, breaking it into hundreds of small chunks. Almost before they settled on the ground, Luffy started to shove two or three of them into his mouth for every juicy berry. The red streaks only made the man’s luscious lips look darker, and the sticky white crumbs gave Coby entirely the wrong idea.
Taking a break from his gluttony, Luffy turned to face Coby. Licking his lips to clean them, he asked “So, mind telling me your name and where we are?”
Jerking his eyes away from that tongue, and finding it marginally easier than earlier to not get distracted for some reason, the chore boy answered “I’m Coby. This is a ship getting raided by the Alvida Pirates. But why wouldn’t you know that?”
Luffy shrugged. “I got surprised by some whirlpool and my ship got destroyed. I got lucky and found some wreckage to float on. I guess someone fished me out and put me in that galley.” Ignoring the gob smacked look on Coby’s face, Luffy went on. “So, are you a pirate? Those jerks from earlier seemed to know you.”
Coby looked down. “Not exactly.” He explained how he’d boarded a boat taking Alvida and her gang back to their ship by accident two years ago. Under pain of death, he’d been forced to work as a chore boy.
“You must be pretty dumb not to notice that the boat was full of pirates,” Luffy stated bluntly.
“You don’t have to say it like that,” the boy whined.
“Saying it nicer wouldn’t change the truth. You failed to pay attention to your surroundings and got sucked into a bad situation. And the fact you’re here two years later alive and well means you never tried to escape. From what I can tell, you’re meek, easily frightened, and you never stand up for yourself. You’re honestly kind of pathetic, darling.”
Coby seemed to shrink a little under that. “You’re right. I don’t deny it.”
“Well at least you can admit to it. If you denied then you’d really be hopeless.” Now finished with his dessert/snack, Luffy stood up. “Well, I better look for a boat. I can’t exactly walk to One Piece.”
“O-o-o-one Piece?” Coby asked incredulously. “Then, Luffy-kun is a pirate?” The boy didn’t even seem to notice how familiar he was being.
“Yup.”
“He’s going to the Grand Line?!”
“Most likely.”
“He wants to become the Pirate King?”
“More than anything!”
“Impossible!” Coby shouted. “The last Pirate King was Gold Roger: the man for whom wealth, fame, power, and everything else this world had to offer was in easy reach. In the twenty-two years since his execution, every pirate in the world has been looking for the legendary treasure One Piece!”
“And I’m going to be the one to find it!” Luffy grinned.
“Impossible! How can Luffy-kun succeed where so many have failed? There’s no way any one can conquer the Grand Line like Roger did! In this Great Age of Pirates, there is no way for one to stand on top. Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!”
Luffy slapped his hand over Coby’s mouth, cutting off his rant.
“It’s not about whether or not it’s impossible.” Luffy reached up to rub the brim of his hat. “I promised someone very dear to me that I would become the Pirate King. Even if I die without fulfilling my promise, the fact I tried will be enough for me.”
Coby felt his heart stop. Luffy’s eyes were ablaze with determination and pride. He almost seemed to glow, and the passion transformed him from merely extremely beautiful into something truly magnificent. Coby felt like he was getting a glimpse at divinity.
“Well, time to leave. Who does a guy have to flirt with to get a boat around here?”
Coby remained frozen. Never had he seen such bottomless confidence. To give your life for your dream…
“Hey.”
Luffy turned to face Coby.
“Do you think I could do the same? Commit myself to a goal like that?”
“Doesn’t matter what I think. You have to decide that for yourself.”
“You know, I always wanted to be a Marine. I wanted to catch bad guys and save the day. But I never had the courage. Could I do it after so many years as a coward?”
Luffy made a noncommittal noise, but Coby was working himself up into frenzy.
“That’s it. I’ll leave this ship and become a Marine! I’ll go after scum like Alvida. No, I’ll catch Alvida myself and-”
“And what, Coby?” asked the pirate in question, after smashing through the roof.
Coby froze. Alvida looked from the quivering boy to the man that had terrified her crew. One look was enough to send her into a jealousy she had rarely ever felt. For the crime of looking better than her, this man had to die. It was as simple as that.
Needing a small boost to her confidence, she asked her chore boy “Coby, who’s the most beautiful on all the seas?”
“T-t-that would be…” Coby seemed hesitant to answer for some reason.
“Who’s this unfortunate virgin bitch?” asked the unfazed Luffy.
Everyone in hearing range froze. Luffy was a dead man.
Her face flushed with anger, her eyes reduced to blank white holes in rage, Alvida swung her club with all her might at the man who dared to insult her… only to miss by a mile as he moved so fast he blurred, grabbing Coby and jumping up through the opening she had made onto the deck.
“Stay here, Coby,” the smiling man said before turning to face the clearly nervous crew. Noticing at least the hint of a blush on each of their faces, Luffy decided to make this quick.
With sure, sensual movements, Luffy reached up to unbutton his vest. Once it snapped free, the man’s glorious torso became fully visible. Reaching up one hand to tease one lovely brown nipple while the other caressed his navel, the man looked at the Alvida Pirates with smoldering eyes and said one word. “Tantalize.”
An invisible wave of energy seemed to expand out from the posing tempter. With every man it hit, with the exception of Coby, their eyes were replaced with pink hearts while they began to sport some obvious wood.
“So hot!”
“God I want to tap that.”
“Hey, I get to do him first!”
“No, I do!”
In an instant, all the pirates broke out into a riot, each wanting to be the first to touch Luffy. The man in question simply buttoned up his vest again, a look of amusement on his face. Coby could only stare in shock. ‘What did he just do? He’s gorgeous, but that doesn’t explain them going crazy!’
Alvida was just climbing up out of the pantry when a pirate that had been hidden on the deck behind Luffy leapt at the man. Already exposed and drooling something fierce, the man shouted “Give me that ass!”
Quick as a snake, Luffy turned and grabbed the man by his throat, stopping him in his tracks. For the first time, the bronze pirate actually looked angry. He looked right into the struggling man’s eyes before stating with cool indifference “You’re my least favorite type of guy.” That said, Luffy leaned forward to capture the man’s lips in a kiss.
Coby watched with wide eyes as the harasser stiffened like he received an electric shock. In the space of seconds, his body wrinkled and withered while his hair went white as snow. By the time Luffy pulled back, a sated look in his eyes, the man was little more than a mummy. He let the body go, turning to face the apprehensive face of Alvida.
“You’re no ordinary man. And you’re definitely not that bounty hunter Roronoa. What are you?”
“Me? I’m a Sexyman. I ate the Fuck-Fuck Fruit and got the power to manipulate sexual energy.”
“A Devil’s Fruit, huh? I thought those were just legends.”
“Well, it’s really rare to find them in this part of the world.”
“Indeed,” Alvida said. “But I hope you understand why I have to kill you.”
“Because I played your crew like puppets or because you’re an envious hag who never got over everyone calling you ugly when you were a little girl?”
A tic-mark appeared on her forehead. “I’ll show you. Coby! Who’s the most beautiful on all the seas?”
Coby remained silent, looking between the woman who had tormented him for two long years and the man who showed him another way in life without even trying. Making his choice then and there, Coby turned to face his now ex-captain. “The most beautiful on all the seas is Luffy-kun! He’s hotter and stronger and kinder than a fat old hag like you could ever hope to be!”
Luffy blushed and look away. “Aw, you charmer you. Flattery will get you everywhere, Coby-kun.”
Mad with rage, Alvida raised her club to smash Coby into the ground. And though the boy started trembling like a leaf in a hurricane, he had no regrets. ‘I finally stood up for myself! That’s all that matters!’
The club that actually weighed a full metric ton was stopped in its tracks by one hand from Luffy. Gazing down with shock into the smiling face of the future Pirate King, Alvida had one second to capture the face of the first man to defy her.
“You know, if you cut back on the dessert and took some anger management classes, you actually wouldn’t be that bad a catch. Oh, well. Time to send you flying, bad girl. Punishment!” With that, Luffy’s glowing fist buried itself in Alvida’s gut. In an instant she was knocked so far away that she left a twinkling star, club and all.
Shaking his smoking fist, Luffy turned to grin at Coby. The boy could only weakly grin back. Turning to face the still fighting crew, Luffy spoke up. “Boys! Get me a boat. I got to get Coby to the nearest Marine Base so he can enlist!”
“Right away,” the bewitched peons responded.
Just as they were swinging the boat out, cannon fire erupted in the air. The Marines had shown up just after the nick of time.
“Well, it would be a bad first impression to meet them like this. Want to run away and try again later?” Luffy asked.
“T-that would probably be best,” Coby answered.
The two leapt into the prepared rowboat, landing in a mess of spray. Luffy caught a brief glimpse of a young woman in her own boat, her eyes wide in surprise, before Coby started showing the fruits of hard labor and managed to row them out of sight in practically no time.
While Coby caught his breath, Luffy leaned forward to place a gentle kiss to the boy’s forehead. The soon-to-be-Marine stiffened as a tingling sense of warmth suffused his body, centered around the two silky lips on his face and every man’s favorite organ.
“What was that?” Coby asked when Luffy pulled away.
“Just my way of saying thank you. I used the leftovers from that guy on the boat to strengthen your aura. Don’t be surprised if in a few years everyone is calling you a natural.” The saucy grin left little doubt in Coby’s mind as to what the straw hat pirate was referring.
While Coby fought down his blush, Luffy asked “So, who was that Roronoa that Alvida was talking about?”
Coby shivered. “Roronoa Zoro, the Pirate Hunter. He is a ruthless swordsman, and the one of the strongest bounty hunters in East Blue. He will do anything to get his bounty. Last I heard, the Marines had captured him.”
Luffy hummed. “Sounds pretty strong. I wonder if he’ll consider joining my crew.”
Coby gaped. “He’s a pirate hunter! Why on earth would become a pirate?”
“I’ll ask nicely. If he’s a good guy.”
“He’s been locked up because he’s a bad guy! It’s impossible! Impossible, impossible, impossible!”
“You really like that word, don’t you?”
A/N: Rest assured, the hot sweaty porn starts from next chapter on. I just had to spend a little time establishing the character. Hope you guys don’t mind!
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