Forced Relaxation
Chapter 2
Kyoya's eyes narrowed suspiciously as he noted the grins worn by the two brothers. They were up to something again and it would be him that had to calm down the drama king Tamaki afterwards.
He decided that was NOT going to happen today and returned their expressions with one that plainly said "If you even THINK about doing whatever it is...You will die."
The twins seemed to get the message and went back to their coffee and chatting. That is how it appeared but of course that was how they intended on it appearing. What they really were doing was discussing most seriously the details of their intended conquest.
They watched as Haruhi, Honey and Mori all made their departure. Tamaki stuck around and they thought the clueless leader would never leave. Kyoya was thinking something similar. He had work to do and the moron was keeping him from doing it. Finally, after refusing to respond to Tamaki's questions and ramblings, Tamaki gave up trying to talk to Kyoya and left.
Hikaru gave Kaoru a look and they silently locked the doors to the room.
"I don't have the mind nor the time for your games so if you would kindly unlock the doors and leave it would be greatly appreciated" Kyoya said flatly without looking away from his laptop.
"Ah but you've already worked soooooo hard today" Kaoru said with mock concern as both brothers approached Kyoya, "don't you think you're over doing it?
"Yeah... All work and no play makes Kyoya a dull, miserable miserly boy" Hikaru added.
"Be that as it may my work is far from done and my being "dull" and "miserly" really is no concern of yours." Kyoya responded again without taking his eyes from the screen.
"Oh but it is" Kaoru said, standing at Kyoya's right side.
"Yes we think you should relax" Hikaru agreed, taking his position on Kyoya's left.
"We're concerned about you" they said in unison.
"You're up to something and I am not at all interested in finding out what it is" Kyoya tapped away at the keyboard.
"Up to something? Us?" Hikaru put a hand on Kyoya's shoulder.
"Never" Kaoru reached over and shut the laptop.
Kyoya adjusted his glasses. He was never going to get anything done unless he played along. Those stupid twins were so aggravating! With a sigh he took Hikaru's hand off his shoulder.
"Fine...If it will make you leave..." He looked up at Hikaru, "What do you want?"
"We want to help" the twin said innocently.
"Help with what exactly?" Kyoya crossed his arms, leaning back in the chair.
Two hands found his shoulders and started to massage them.
"You're so tense! We can't have that. Isn't that right Hikaru" Kaoru's voice came from behind him.
"That's right. We want to help you relax." Hikaru moved between Kyoya and the desk while Karou suddenly reached down and pulled Kyoya's arms behind him. Holding them in a surprisingly strong grip he watched his brother sit on Kyoya's lap.
"You certainly are going the wrong way about it" Kyoya said calmly. His face was totally emotionless but his body was so tense that the twins were surprised he wasn't shaking.
"Oh don't be such a party pooper" Hikaru grinned seductively and slowly lent in to nuzzle at Kyoya's neck...