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Meowth Yeets James's Meat With His Feline Feet	By : xandermartin98 Category: Pokemon > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 825 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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CHAPTER 2 of MEOWTH YEETS JAMES'S MEAT WITH HIS NEAT FELINE FEET
by XanderMartin98
During the seemingly ordinary one of the Team Rocket Trio's "off" days (days off) that James and Meowth technically had just fucked each other during, at 11:57 AM, in the second story of the excessively large two-story house that James, Jessie and Meowth had been living in, Jessie was deeply sleeping atop the bed that her sun-lit bedroom contained while James and Meowth were blushingly-and-smilingly sleeping atop the bed that James's equally sun-lit bedroom contained and extremely-passionately hugging and kissing each other while doing so. Meanwhile, inside the heads of James, Jessie and Meowth, the completely literal inner angels and inner demons that lived inside the bodies of James, Jessie and Meowth (AJ, DJ, AJS, DJS, AM, and DM) were surprisingly-comfortable-lookingly sleeping on the floors of the brains of James, Jessie and Meowth while having lives that were about to COMPLETELY fall apart as they did so in this astonishingly weird episode of Meowth: The Cowardly Cat Show, Starring Meowth The Cowardly Cat.
"After getting abandoned as a kitten, Meowth got found by Jessie, who currently LIVES in the middle of NOWHERE with her...UHHH...bisexual best friend whose name is James! However, CRAZY stuff happens in the middle of nowhere when Jessie and James are in it! Is Meowth strong enough to be able to successfully protect Jessie and James from their own arrogance and stupidity? Is Jessie crazy enough to try to kill Meowth just because he has caused James to cheat on her? Is James tough enough to be a woman? I think NOT...anyway, keep reading this story if you want to see the correct answers of those questions!" I said to you as 11:57 AM far-too-quickly became 11:58 AM while Jessie, James and Meowth were busy adorable-lookingly sleeping.
"Don't delay; ACT NOW! Sup-PLIES are running out! Allow, if you're still alive, six TO eight years to arrive! If you follow, there may be A tomorrow, but if our offer's shunned, you might as well be walking on the sun!" the brains of Meowth, AM and DM said to Meowth, AM and DM as Meowth, AM and DM immediately woke up while looking extremely startled as they did so. A few seconds later, James almost-as-startled-lookingly woke up as Meowth surprisingly-forcefully threw the blankets of James's bed right off of it in order to cause James's completely naked body to become equally-completely visible, face-downly laid himself atop James's bed, and then immediately inserted James's far-more-existent-than-Meowth's penis into his far-less-human-than-James's mouth.
"I may be a sucker, but my penis is NOT a lollipop! Stop...OHHH...PLEASE stop licking and sucking my penis RIGHT now! Do you currently WANT Jessie to...AHHH...walk into this room and see you having sex with me?!" James disgustedly told Meowth as Meowth homoerotically stared at James while even-more-homoerotically licking and sucking James's penis as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's bedroom, Jessie already was about to wake up and see James cheating on her.
"Do YOU currently want Jessie to HEAR me having sex with you?!" Meowth angrily-but-quietly told James before then immediately continuing to give a remarkably intense blowjob to James and causing James to intensely-blushingly try (and fail) to not intensely-moaningly start having a completely rock-hard penis in the process. A few seconds later, James embarrassedly shook his head back and forth while AM, DM, AJ and DJ (who were face-uply lying on the floors of the brains that they lived inside and wanting to die as they did so) extremely-depressedly stared at the ceilings of the brains that they lived inside and sighed due to how utterly embarrassing the lunatics that they lived inside the brains of were.
"Well, NO, but the blowjob that you currently are giving to me really does feel SO fucking good...OOOH...EHHH...OHHH, YEAAAH…" James nervously started telling Meowth and then intensely-blushingly started moaning with pleasure as Meowth playfully kissed the tip of his cute human penis and then even-more-playfully licked and sucked his equally cute human balls. An EXTREMELY small amount of time later, at exactly 12:00 PM (noon), an embarrassing but extremely helpful thing that caused Jessie, AJS and DJS to FINALLY wake up and force James and Meowth to stop having sex with each other happened inside the brains of Jessie, AJS and DJS.
"I'm a Bar-BIE Girl in the Bar-BIE WORRRLD; life in plastic is fantastic! You can brush MY hair! Undress me eve-RY-WHERRRE! Fornication has made me your cre-A-tion!" the brains of Jessie, AJS and DJS said to Jessie, AJS and DJS as Jessie, AJS and DJS immediately woke up while looking extremely startled as they did so. A few seconds later, Jessie angrily threw her bed's blankets off of herself and tomboyishly revealed the fact that her green earrings, her red fingernail polish, her equally red toenail polish and lipstick, and her purple bikini basically were THE only things that she was wearing in the process.
"I may be a pompous bitch, but I definitely am NOT a pompous bitch who loves Barbie Girl so much that she uses her brain as an alarm clock JUST to cause herself to hear its chorus! If Meowth snuck into my head and played with my brain like the dirty little RAT that he far-too-clearly is while I was sleeping yesternight, then I currently am about to punish him SO much that-" Jessie hopped off of her bed, straight-uply-standingly crossed her arms over her chest, increasingly-worriedly stared at the front door of her bedroom, and started increasingly-angrily thinking to herself before then extremely-suddenly getting interrupted by AJS and DJS excessively-loudly saying "AHEM!" to her while sitting on their Jessie's-brain-operating chairs as they did so. After quietly continuing to sit on their Jessie's-brain-operating chairs for roughly ten extremely weird-feeling seconds so that the extremely freaked-out-looking Jessie would be able to recover from how much the two of them had just startled her before they started properly speaking to her, AJS and DJS very-reluctantly swallowed their pride and started properly speaking to Jessie in order to tell her about the extremely embarrassing thing that had just happened to them.
"I am Angelic Jessie, and Demonic Jessie currently is sitting right next to me in your brain's version of a cockpit. While...while we were busy watching the Jessie X James porn that yesternight's one of your dreams was, we got electrocuted by a 'person' who EXTREMELY-probably was Meowth playing with the superpowers that you and James incredibly-foolishly gave to him yesterday." AJS depressedly shook her head back and forth and regretfully told Jessie while DJS was busy examining Jessie's memory banks in order to see who the 'person' that had most-recently played with THEM was. Meanwhile, Jessie shrugged her shoulders and intensely-blushingly sighed due to how completely aware of how much she loved James AJS and DJS had become.
"Also, I currently am looking at the Editing History of your memory banks, and it says that the 'person' who has most-recently played with your memory banks is Meowth." DJS exhaustedly sighed and then disgustedly told Jessie while AJS and Jessie were busy even-more-disgustedly shaking their heads back and forth and turning their hands into extremely anger-containing fists. A few seconds later, AJS and DJS suddenly started looking surprisingly frightened and confused due to how utterly terrifying the death threat that Meowth had added to Jessie's memory banks was.
"What...what did Meowth change in there?" Jessie loudly gulped and then extremely-nervously asked AJS and DJS while crossing her arms behind her back and intensely shaking as she did so. Naturally enough, Jessie knew what the correct answer of said question was quite-nearly every bit as much as AJS and DJS did, and the fact that she did was a quite-excessively big part of the plan that Meowth was about to cause her to become a quite-literally HUGE part of.
"He...he has caused you to forget about how extremely long-lasting the aforementioned superpowers that you and James incredibly-foolishly gave to him yesterday are." AJS crossed her arms over her chest, disapprovingly shook her head back and forth, and depressedly told Jessie. Meanwhile, inside James's bedroom, Meowth devilishly-grinningly unlocked the front door of James's bedroom and then immediately got down onto his hands and knees atop James's bed and thrusted his cute feline butt directly toward James's face while the intensely blushing and extremely-hard-penis-having James (who was sitting atop his bed in a "criss-cross applesauce" position and doing a "I currently want to grab Meowth's butt" gesture with his neat human hands) was busy lecherously drooling and having swirly eyes due to how quite-literally hypnotic Meowth's beauty was.
"Also, he is going to KILL you if you tell him that you have become completely aware of the fact that he has caused your brain to lie to you about how long-lasting those superpowers are." DJS shrugged her shoulders, disgustedly shook her head back and forth, and extremely-worriedly told Jessie. A few seconds later, Jessie rather-loudly gulped and then reluctantly continued "speaking" to AJS and DJS while James and Meowth were busy QUITE-loudly having sex with each other in James's bedroom.
"Well, whatever the things that Meowth evidently has far-too-recently decided to sneak into my brain and then quite-literally insert one of his lies into it in order to cause himself to become able to more-easily do are, they PROBABLY are NOT good ones at ALL." Jessie very-angrily thought to herself, causing AJS and DJS to completely-agreeingly nod their heads while Jessie was busy surprisingly-gently opening her bedroom's front door, almost-as-gently closing it behind herself, and then quickly-but-quietly walking toward the front door of James's bedroom.
"Uhh...AJS and DJS, why am I currently not able to hear ANYTHING other than the things that the two of you currently are saying to me? Has...has Meowth damaged/broken my EARS?" Jessie scratched her head with her right index finger and extremely-confusedly thought to herself while standing right in front of the front door of James's bedroom as she did so. A few seconds later, AJS and DJS activated the Control Panel of Jessie's CNSC in order to turn Jessie's ears back on so that she would become completely able to hear the disgustingly loud moaning that James and Meowth were doing in James's bedroom due to how intensely they were having sex with each other inside it.
"No, but he HAS turned your ears off for a PAINFULLY obvious reason." AJS loudly sighed and then nauseatedly told Jessie as the fact that she and the equally nauseated DJS had just turned Jessie's ears back on caused an EXTREMELY large amount of EXTREMELY sexual-sounding moaning to immediately start going through Jessie's inner ears and into her surprisingly powerful brain. A few seconds later, Jessie's brain became abnormally warm due to how angry James and Meowth had just caused her to become as she rather-forcefully punched the front door of James's bedroom exactly three times with her right fist while having an intensely shaking left fist as she did so.
"AWWW; have you just...OOOH...decided that YOU want to...OHHH...have sex with me TOO, Jessie?" Meowth extremely-teasingly asked Jessie as James repeatedly thrusted his beautiful human penis into Meowth's equally beautiful feline butt until said butt started bleeding. Roughly two seconds later, Jessie became so extremely angry that her head became a quite-literally red one that a rather large amount of steam was coming out of the ear holes and nose holes of.
"Have YOU just decided that you want to SHUT THE FUCK UP, MEOWTH?!" Jessie furiously asked Meowth while quite-forcefully swinging the surprisingly NOT-locked front door of James's bedroom open with her intensely shaking hands and then thunderously walking into said bedroom as she did so. Naturally enough, the sex that Jessie immediately saw James and Meowth having with each other after walking into James's bedroom caused Jessie to equally-immediately become completely speechless and look equally-completely disgusted and terrified while doing so as James overjoyedly yelled "MY ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIN!" at the top of his lungs while intensely blushing and sweating and having swirly eyes as he did so.
"UHH...J-JESSIE, I CAN EXPLAIN THIS! It's...IT'S N-NOT WHAT IT CURRENTLY L-LOOKS LIKE! I-" James rapidly shook his head back and forth in order to get himself out of the trance that Meowth had just sent him into and then immediately started telling Jessie in an EXTREMELY nervous-and-embarrassed-sounding way while frantically waving his hands back and forth and intensely blushing and sweating as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth lovingly purred with delight and seductively-smilingly stared at Jessie in order to make sure that Jessie was completely aware of the fact that James's penis had just squirted yet another one of its loads of sperm juice "straight" into the pooping hole that was between the cheeks of his cute feline butt.
"SHUT YOUR PENIS-SUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW, JAMES!" Jessie flipped her middle fingers at James and hatefully yelled at James, causing James to curl himself up into a sideways and fetus-shaped ball atop his bed and completely-pathetically cry like a little girl while Meowth jumped down onto the floor of James's bedroom, shrugged his shoulders and depressedly sighed due to how much of a complete narcissistic pansy James was. A quite-excessively small number of seconds later, Jessie started having both an extremely green face and an intensely gurgling stomach as Meowth turned his smooth feline back directly toward her and then completely-shamelessly showed his sperm-juice-containing and equally smooth feline butt to her while rubbing and smacking its cheeks with his neat feline hands as he did so.
"Do you currently want a piece of my BOOTY, Jessie?" Meowth got down onto his hands and knees, lifted his tail straight up with his left hand, and then extremely-teasingly asked Jessie while turning his face directly toward her face and lecherously winking and staring at her as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM sat on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs, saw how visibly uncomfortable and disgusted Meowth's debauchery was causing Jessie to become through Meowth's eyes, and completely-speechlessly shook their heads back and forth due to how extremely angry and disgusted Meowth's actions were causing THEM to become.
"Actually, I think that I CURRENTLY want to VOMIT! OOOGH-" Jessie extremely-sick-lookingly started telling Meowth before then loudly gagging and then immediately running into James's bathroom as quickly as she was able to in order to do some good old-fashioned vomiting. While Jessie was busy getting down onto her knees and then quite-loudly vomiting into James's toilet, AM and DM told each other about how much Meowth was causing them to hate him and made sure that Meowth was completely able to hear the two of them talking to each other as they did so.
"How much more of an utterly EMBARRASSING lunatic is Meowth currently able to be?" AM crossed his arms over his chest, shook his head back and forth and EXTREMELY-disappointedly asked DM while Jessie was busy vomiting into James's toilet. Meanwhile, Meowth became excessively and quite-visibly angry due to what AM and DM had just started saying about him while James was busy continuing to be James the Crying Fetus atop his bed.
"I know that Meowth is an extremely CATTY attention WHORE, but this is ri-DICK-ulous!" DM shrugged his shoulders and exasperatedly told AM while Jessie was busy continuing to vomit into James's toilet. Roughly two seconds later, Meowth became so excessively angry that he incredibly-foolishly decided to cause the amount of brain damage that AM and DM wanted to give to him with their bare hands to become even MORE terrifyingly large than he already had caused it to become.
"Come ON, AM and DM; are the two of you currently too busy kissing each other like the utterly pathetic little FAGGOTS that you are to be able to kill me by attacking my brain like the utterly DISGUSTING little INSECTS that you are?" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and infuriatingly-smugly thought to himself while Jessie was busy continuing to vomit into James's toilet. A few seconds later, AM and DM became so visibly angry that DM completely lost his patience.
"Call me and AM faggots again! CALL! ME AND AM! FAGGOTS! AGAIN! I dare you! I DOUBLE Dare you, you utterly DISGUSTING owner fucker who has just COMPLETELY Double Crossed James; call me and AM faggots ONE more God-damned time!" DM turned his hands into intensely shaking fists and furiously yelled at Meowth while having a head that a rather large amount of steam was coming out of the ear holes and breathing holes of as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth incredibly-smugly nodded his head that AM and DM lived inside while continuing to have his arms crossed over his chest as he did so while Jessie was busy flushing her vomit out of James's toilet and then shudderingly walking back out of James's bathroom.
"For YOUR information, the fact that me and DM currently are allowing you to be the total...well, MONSTER that you currently are being is a result of one of our tests of character, and you currently are COMPLETELY failing the test that I have just mentioned!" AM placed his hands onto his lap and extremely-disappointedly told Meowth while DM was busy completely-agreeingly nodding his head and sighing. Meanwhile, Meowth placed his hands onto his hips, looked directly at Jessie, and devilishly grinned from ear to ear as Jessie finally finished walking back into James's bedroom and then quite-forcefully closed its front door behind herself.
"Please LISTEN to the thing that I currently am about to say to you, Jessie; I know that you currently are my fiance who is an actual person while Meowth is an animal who walks and talks LIKE an actual person, but Meowth has SUCH utterly beautiful feet and currently NEEDS the love that I have been giving to him SO much! Are...are you even AWARE of how utterly horrible the part of Meowth's life that has caused me and you to become his main owners is, you insufferably pompous SKANK!?" James stopped being James the Crying Fetus atop his bed, jumped down onto the floor of his bedroom, ran directly toward Jessie, grabbed Jessie's shoulders with his hands, looked directly into Jessie's eyes, and then excessively-indignantly ranted at Jessie. Meanwhile, Meowth was busy fearfully shivering due to how extremely intense and hateful the glare that Jessie had just placed her hands onto her hips and given to Meowth was.
"GET your fucking HANDS off of me RIGHT now, you utterly pathetic PONCE!" Jessie completely-disgustedly yelled at James while quite-forcefully slapping his "utterly BEAUTIFUL" face with her right hand and knocking him straight back onto his bed by doing so as she did so. A few seconds later, James excessively-gently placed his left hand onto his face's quite-visibly sore left cheek and then far-too-predictably started whimpering like a baby while surprisingly-bravely standing right in front of Jessie and looking directly into her eyes as he did so.
"For YOUR information, I currently am COMPLETELY aware of where Meowth's extremely sexy feet have been, and I equally-currently want to go into the brain of the poor little mentally ill bastard that Meowth currently is and remove the part of his life that he met Meowzie during from his memory banks every bit as much as you probably do right now!" Jessie placed her hands onto her hips and surprisingly-calmly told James, causing Meowth to very-rapidly shake his head back and forth and then very-confusedly say "HUH?!" while James was busy regretfully nodding his head, gently rubbing his face's left cheek with his left hand, and having tightly closed eyes due to how much physical and emotional pain Jessie had just caused him to start experiencing. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM exhaustedly shook their heads back and forth while quite-visibly wanting to die due to how much they hated their lives as they did so.
"Well, if you have been WANTING to go into my head and fix my brain, then what has been preventing you from DOING so?!" Meowth threw his arms out beside himself and frustratedly asked Jessie. Meanwhile, James crossed his arms behind his back and smirkingly thought "Well, the fact that Meowth does not have a nose PROBABLY is one of the things that have been preventing Jessie from doing the thing that he has just asked her about…" to himself.
"I have decided to not remove the utterly horrible part of your life that you met Meowzie during from your memory banks because you probably will become VASTLY less lovable and interesting than you currently are if I do so...and also because I want you to figure out how to naturally let go of your past and DEFINITELY do NOT want to accidentally cause you to forget how to walk and speak in the ways in which humans such as me and James walk and speak." Jessie reluctantly-and-regretfully told Meowth while lovingly hugging the poor guy as she did so. A few seconds later, James placed his hands onto his hips and excessively-indignantly glared at Jessie as Jessie extremely-lovingly kissed the cheeks of the face of the intensely blushing Meowth and then gave a rather large amount of good old-fashioned French kissing to the intensely blushing Meowth.
"With that being said...uhhh...Meowth, would you MIND telling me why you currently have the average SIZE of humans such as me and James?" Jessie stopped hugging and kissing Meowth and then "confusedly" asked him while James was busy rubbing his cute human eyes with his neat human hands and pretending that he had not just seen the foreplay that he had just seen. A few seconds later, Meowth devilishly grinned from ear to ear and teasingly winked at you as he realized how EXTREMELY angry he was about to completely-intentionally cause Jessie to become.
"Well, let's just say that I decided to use the superpowers that you and James gave to me yesterday in order to shrink myself and then bare-feet-havingly sneak into the brains of you and James by flying through your noses during last night's ones of your sleeping sessions." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and smirkingly told Jessie, causing Jessie to look highly grossed out / creeped out and VERY-worriedly clutch her head with her hands. Meanwhile, James green-face-havingly started shivering due to the fact that Jessie had just reminded him about how much Meowth loved bare-feet-havingly walking around in highly dirty/germy places and then cleaning his neat feline feet with his big feline mouth and not properly washing/cleaning his neat feline feet after doing so.
"I snuck into your brain in order to cause you to become completely asleep so that you would not be able to wake up while me and James were having sex with each other and then snuck into James's brain in order to cause him to want to have sex with me and lick my feet even MORE intensely!" Meowth FAR-too-proudly told Jessie while continuing to extremely-punchable-face-havingly smirk and cross his arms over his chest as he did so. A few quite-visibly awkward-feeling seconds later, Jessie placed her hands onto her hips and hatefully glared at James while James was busy crossing his arms behind his back and "innocently" whistling due to how sexually attracted to Meowth Jessie far-too-clearly knew that he was.
"When the aforementioned superpowers that I had just gotten wore off during today's sunrise due to how extremely short-lasting they were, I immediately shrunk straight back to my normal size and became unable to make myself large enough to be able to properly have the sex that I immediately made myself roughly as big as James and then started having with James when I had finished playing with the contents of the heads of you and James." Meowth sighingly shrugged his shoulders and then "regretfully" told Jessie, causing Jessie to far-too-convinced-lookingly nod her head as she continued to hatefully glare at James while having her hands on her hips as she did so. Meanwhile, James utterly-terrified-lookingly continued having his arms crossed behind his back and quite-audibly shivered and gulped due to HOW hatefully Jessie was glaring at him.
"Well, if you currently are NOT able to make yourself as big as James by completely-literally using YOUR brain, then why are you roughly as big as James right now? PLEASE don't tell me that-" Jessie clutched her head with her hands and confusedly started saying to Meowth while Meowth was busy placing his hands onto his hips and increasingly-worried-lookingly glaring at James. Meanwhile, James quite-worried-lookingly crossed his arms over his chest, tightly closed his eyes, took a VERY deep breath, and then...suddenly became almost-completely unable to speak due to how tightly Meowth had just closed his far-more-human-than-Meowth's mouth?
"When I stopped being able to make myself roughly as big as James by WANTING myself to be as big as James, James decided to far-less-naturally make me roughly as big as him by shooting me with one of his grink ray guns! Isn't that RIGHT, you fruity foot fetishist?" Meowth extremely-teasingly said while quite-forcefully covering James's mouth with his neat feline right hand and quite-frighteningly having the finger claws of his equally neat feline left hand RIGHT next to James's neck as he did so. Roughly two seconds later, James utterly-terrified-lookingly nodded his head and said "MMM-HMMM!" while having very-tightly closed eyes and quite-intensely shaking and blushing as he did so.
"Do you currently want to know what the CHERRY that currently is on the TOP of the oddly delicious shit sundae that I have just told you about is?" Meowth moved his EXTREMELY filthy hands away from James, sent the aforementioned finger claws of his neat feline left hand straight back into its fingers, and then incredibly-teasingly asked the extremely confused-and-scared-looking Jessie while slowly-and-gracefully walking away from the fearfully shuddering James and toward her as he did so. A few seconds later, Jessie shook her head back and forth and said "MMM-MMM!" while continuing to look extremely confused and scared as she did so.
"The CHERRY that I have just mentioned is an incredibly dirty little SECRET that I found in your brain during yesternight's one of your sleeping sessions, Ms. I Want To Have Sex With James!" Meowth teasingly told Jessie while gently hugging her with his arms and far-too-clearly being about to start "lovingly" licking the right cheek of her face with his tongue as he did so. Meanwhile, Jessie and James quite-intensely blushed and cringed due to the things that they thought that Meowth had just started talking about.
"PLEASE tell me that the SECRET that you have just mentioned is NOT how extremely bisexual I am." Jessie highly-embarrassedly begged Meowth as Meowth "lovingly" licked the left cheek of her face with his tongue while continuing to gently hug her with his arms as he did so. Meanwhile, James completely-disgustedly stuck HIS tongue out and retched due to how completely shamelessly Meowth had just decided to start cheating on HIM while basically being right in front of him.
"The SECRET that I have just mentioned is not THAT one, Ms. I Want To Have Sex With James; the SECRET that I have just mentioned is how much you currently want to have sex with ME-Owth!" Meowth moved his disgustingly dirty hands and mouth away from Jessie, crossed his arms behind his head and grinningly-and-laughingly told Jessie, causing Jessie to humiliated-lookingly wave her hands back and forth and shake her intensely blushing and sweating head equally back and forth as James placed his hands onto his hips and disgustedly glared at her.
"HMPH! Predictably enough, the thing that your utterly FILTHY mind most-disturbingly contains right now is EXACTLY what I have been thinking that it is! You should be utterly ASHAMED of yourself right now, Jessie!" James crossed his arms over his chest and excessively-indignantly told Jessie while being EXTREMELY hypocritical by doing so as he did so. A few seconds later, Jessie quite-understandably went from looking and being extremely embarrassed and scared to looking and being extremely angry due to what James had just said to her while being one of the completely literal cat fuckers that she basically was the other one of.
"Meowth should be utterly ashamed of HIMself right now, you UTTERLY disgusting cat fucker! He has just told me that he has snuck into my head and found my most embarrassing secret inside it, AND he currently has not shown ANY proof of the 'fact' that he supposedly has done so to me!" Jessie threw her arms out beside herself and furiously ranted at James while James and Meowth were busy completely-agreeingly crossing their arms behind their backs, closing their eyes and nodding their heads. A few quite-visibly awkward-feeling seconds later, Meowth opened his eyes and then immediately started saying THE thing that pushed Jessie completely "over the edge".
"Well, I definitely do HAVE proof of how much you currently want to have sex with me right now, and said proof currently is ALL over Twitter!" Meowth shrugged his shoulders and smirkingly told Jessie while Jessie was busy angrily glaring at James. Roughly three quite-visibly awkward-feeling seconds later, Jessie VERY-rapidly shook her head back and forth and then immediately started VERY-quickly and VERY-completely losing her mind due to what Meowth had just said to her.
"Said proof currently is...ahem...WHERE?!" Jessie crossed her arms behind her back, closed her eyes, and surprisingly-calm-soundingly started asking Meowth before then very-tightly clutching her intensely aching head with her hands and VERY-terrified-soundingly screaming at Meowth. Meanwhile, Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and very-teasingly winked at James while having an extremely devilish-looking ear-to-ear grin on his cute feline face as he did so.
"AHEM...James, would you MIND showing my Twitter account to Jessie by using your smart phone?" Meowth teasingly asked James while continuing to have his cute feline arms crossed over his equally cute feline chest and devilishly-grinningly stare at James as he did so. After closing his cute human eyes, quite-loudly swallowing his pride, and then even-more-loudly sighing, James VERY-reluctantly pulled his smart phone out of the one of his bedside table's item storage drawers that the one of his grink ray guns that Meowth had just mentioned was in, turned his smart phone on, and then immediately started using its Internet browser.
"How much more of an asshole are you currently able to BE, Meowth?" James shook his head back and forth and exasperatedly asked Meowth while being about to EXTREMELY-reluctantly start looking at Meowth's Twitter account as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth smirkingly shrugged his shoulders while Jessie was busy extremely-worried-lookingly looking at the screen of the smart phone that James had just started using.
"I know that you are an extremely CATTY little bastard, but this is utterly RIDICULOUS!" Jessie frustratedly told Meowth while VERY-disappointedly shaking her head back and forth as she did so. Meanwhile, James quite-audibly gulped and then fearfully-shakingly started looking at Meowth's Twitter account while Jessie was busy intensely hoping that said Twitter account did not contain-
"OH, MY GOD!" Jessie tightly covered her mouth with her hands and intensely-blushingly screamed in terror as very real-looking, VERY popular and EXTREMELY embarrassing photographs of Jessie having sex with Meowth started appearing on the screen of James's smart phone. Meanwhile, James was so EXTREMELY shocked and disgusted that he was every bit as almost-completely speechless and motionless as Jessie far-too-clearly was about to become.
"Why do the two of you currently look so SCARED? The two of you currently ARE aware of the fact that I currently am EVERY bit as able to think and speak as the two of you, RIGHT?" Meowth very-teasingly and somewhat-worriedly asked Jessie and James while the two of them were busy looking at the utterly horrific new thing that Meowth had just added to his Twitter account and extremely-fearfully shivering and whimpering as they did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's brain, AJS and DJS terrifiedly sat on their Jessie's-brain-operating chairs and watched as Jessie's sanity started far-too-quickly becoming non-existent due to how much Meowth had just pissed her off.
"Well, yes, but we ALSO currently are completely aware of the fact that you currently are an ANIMAL that me and Jessie basically have been dreaming about CHEATING on each other by having sex with! How are we going to explain THAT to the police officers of this world if/when we end up having to do so due to how many people you have just caused to basically become aware of the fact that our animal fetishes exist, Mister GENIUS?!" James fearfully gulped and then extremely-frustratedly ranted at Meowth while Meowth was busy gleefully licking quite a few tears off of Jessie's face. A few seconds later, Meowth smugly shrugged his shoulders and then even-more-smugly gave an answer to the question that James had just asked to him.
"James, I literally have JUST told you that I completely am a human who has the body OF an animal right now! Also, I equally-literally do not even have a penis, a vagina or any other pregnancy-causing reproductive organs! In other words, having sex with me while being a human technically is not even a completely illegal thing right now despite how utterly DISGUSTING it currently is!" Meowth angrily-but-smugly ranted at James while Jessie was busy VERY-slowly shaking her head back and forth due to how popular the aforementioned photographs that she and James were looking at by using James's smart phone had become. Meanwhile, inside the brains of Meowth, Jessie and James, AM, DM, AJS, DJS, AJ and DJ started disgustedly-but-agreeingly nodding their heads due to how surprisingly true the thing that Meowth was saying to James was.
"However, with that being said...PEEKABOO! You SAW it! There it is! There it is again! It's STILL THERE! It's a bunch of photographs of you having sex with me! Photos, photos, photos, PHOTOS, PHOTOS, PHOTOS, PHOTOS-" Meowth "regretfully" started saying before then immediately deciding to become even MORE of a completely insufferable dick and start teasing Jessie in a VERY-annoyingly girlish-sounding and high-pitch-having voice while repeatedly covering and uncovering Jessie's increasingly fear-showing eyes with his hands as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's brain, AJS and DJS utterly-terrifiedly covered their mouths with their hands and gasped as a ticking time bomb that FAR-too-clearly was about to explode appeared on the screen of Jessie's CNSC.
"AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHHH!" Jessie completely-insane-lookingly clutched her intensely aching head with both of her hands and laughed like a female version of Ren Hoek as the aforementioned time bomb that had just appeared on the screen of her CNSC exploded due to how mentally unstable Meowth had just caused her to become. Before James and Meowth even had finished giving "back off" gestures to her with their hands and saying "Jessie, PLEASE calm down!" to her, Jessie already had furiously grabbed James with her intensely shaking hands and then equally-furiously slammed him onto the floor of his bedroom and caused his entire house to shake by doing so.
"DO NOT! EVER! CHEAT ON ME! AND/OR STEAL MEOWTH FROM ME! AGAIN!" Jessie unbelievably-furiously screamed at James while making him face-uply pinned down on the floor of his bedroom and repeatedly and EXTREMELY-forcefully punching his "utterly beautiful" face with her bare hands until it was comically ugly and bloody and belonged to a completely unconscious man as she did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's brain, AM and DM utterly-terrifiedly hugged each other and whimpered as they saw the aforementioned thing that Jessie had just started doing to James through the EXTREMELY fear-showing eyes of the equally terrified Meowth.
"Well, at least Jessie completely agrees with us about how much of an utterly disgusting...well, MONSTER Meowth currently is becoming." AM shrugged his shoulders and extremely-disappointedly told DM as he and DM stopped hugging each other and saw the soul-piercingly intense death glare that Jessie had just spat onto James's body and then turned herself around and started giving to Meowth through the excessively fear-showing eyes of the intensely shivering and extremely cowardly Meowth. Roughly ten painfully long-feeling seconds of Jessie EXTREMELY-hatefully glaring at Meowth while having hips that her hands were on as she did so later, Jessie closed her eyes and took quite a few VERY deep breaths in order to calm herself down while Meowth was busy VERY-frightenedly staring at her and not even wanting to IMAGINE how much he probably had just caused her to want to die and/or kill him.
"I almost am not even ABLE to be as much of an asshole as the asshole that Meowth has just decided to be, and I basically am a fucking DEMON!" DM disapprovingly shook his head back and forth and disgustedly told AM as he and AM somewhat-reluctantly got back onto their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and continued sitting on them. Meanwhile, Meowth crossed his arms behind his back, continued looking at Jessie while being so cartoonishly-extremely worried about her mental health that he basically was both completely unable to walk toward her AND completely unable to walk away from her as he did so, and quite-loudly gulped while Jessie was busy lifting James's body off of the floor of his bedroom and then carrying it into the basement of his house.
"Well, the basement of James's house may not be Hell, but it definitely is A place that the utterly pathetic piece of garbage that James currently is belongs in." Jessie disgustedly thought to herself while extremely-disappointedly shaking her head back and forth as she did so as she carried James down the main staircase of his two-story house, surprisingly-gently opened the indoor front door of the basement of James's two-story house, and then excessively-forcefully threw James down the staircase of his house's basement. Naturally enough, the basement of James's house did not have any windows, had ONE entrance that was both its only exit and its indoor front door, contained an amount of electric light that was barely even large enough to be able to properly fill it, and generally contained barely any things that were not generic household items and/or junk.
"MWA HA HA HA HA! Let's see how 'utterly invincible' James thinks that he and his house are when he is in his house's basement that the indoor front door of is the only exit of and KNOWS that the door that I have just mentioned is an extremely locked one that the main unlocker of is the key that I currently am about to swallow!" Jessie devilishly-grinningly thought to herself as she stole the main one of the basement-exit-opening keys that the basement of James's house contained from the quite-excessively large "BASEMENT KEY" box that James had "hidden" it inside and then quickly-but-quietly walked back out of the basement of James's house while carrying the aforementioned key that she had just stolen as she did so while James was busy being unconscious on the floor of his house's basement. Naturally enough, Jessie was every bit as aware of the existence(s) of James's much more hidden copies of the aforementioned key that she had just stolen as Meowth and mostly wanted to humiliate James rather than wanting to kill James and/or force James to use one of his "villainous" door-unlocking methods (breaking doors, using lock picks, saying "I am a beautiful woman" and the like to extremely horny men, etc).
"HATE...let me tell you about how much I currently HATE the sociopathic and sadistic MONSTER that your penis envy and how much the humans of this world have caused you to want to become one of them have just caused you to turn yourself into." AM placed his hands onto his lap and seethingly told Meowth as he and DM sat on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs while Meowth was busy extremely-nervous-lookingly standing on the floor of James's bedroom and almost not even wanting to imagine how angry and mentally unstable Jessie probably was. Meanwhile, Jessie tightly locked the indoor front door of the aforementioned basement that she had just walked out of and then dropped the key that she had just used in order to do so into her mouth, down her throat and into her stomach that Meowth far-too-clearly was about to enter.
"Despite how painfully shallow the 'person' that me and DM currently are inside the head of is and has been causing me and DM to act, the heads of me and DM currently are the homes of over 400 MILLION brain cells and contain personalities that have surprisingly large numbers of layers and are VASTLY more complex than the ones that normal cats have." AM closed his eyes and regretfully started telling Meowth while DM was busy completely-agreeingly crossing his arms over his chest and nodding his head. Meanwhile, Meowth intensely shivered and quite-loudly gulped as he started hearing Jessie intentionally-slowly walking back up the main staircase of James's house.
"If the word 'HATE' was on each one of the HUNDREDS of millions of brain cells that I have just mentioned, then those brain cells would barely even be showing one BILLIONTH of how much me and DM currently HATE the fact that YOUR head is a head that me and DM currently have been living inside for YEARS." AM opened his eyes and EXTREMELY-disgustedly told Meowth while DM was busy starting to become utterly insane due to HOW many years he and AM had spent living inside the brain of Meowth. Meanwhile, Jessie continued intentionally-slowly walking back into James's bedroom while Meowth was busy looking and being utterly terrified as she did so.
"Hate...HATE…" DM psychotic-lookingly grinned from ear to ear and extremely-demonic-soundingly whispered to himself while AM was busy extremely-worried-lookingly looking at him due to how visibly insane he had just started becoming. Meanwhile, Jessie extremely-angry-lookingly finished walking back into James's bedroom and then immediately grabbed Meowth's legs with her intensely shaking hands and flipped him upside down in order to make the utterly beautiful bottoms of his feet every bit as adorably defenseless as she was about to start becoming.
"MMM…" Jessie intensely-blushingly moaned with pleasure as she surprisingly-gently licked the heels, arches and balls of Meowth's feet, kissed each one of his toe pads AND each one of his heel pads, and sucked his toes. Meanwhile, Meowth humiliatedly-but-arousedly blushed and smiled while AM, DM, AJS and DJS were busy quite-intensely wanting to vomit inside the brains of Meowth and Jessie.
"HMPH! If you currently think that I currently am about to start allowing you to get away with the utterly DISGUSTING things that you have just done to me, then you DEFINITELY should start thinking again RIGHT now! Despite how beautiful and delicious your feet currently are, your personality currently is starting to become even more ugly than your face currently is!" Jessie extremely-frustratedly told Meowth due to how loudly he had just blushingly-and-smilingly sighed with relief. Despite how much Jessie had just calmed both herself and Meowth down by basically giving a foot massage to Meowth with her tongue, Jessie and Meowth were COMPLETELY aware of how much punishment/torture Meowth had just caused himself to hilariously-completely deserve.
"Do you currently want me to talk about how much I currently hate myself due to how utterly disgusting the things that I currently have just done to you and James are?" Meowth shrugged his shoulders and depressedly asked Jessie while Jessie was busy arousedly sniffing the bottoms of his feet. A weirdly-surprisingly small number of seconds later, Jessie finally stopped playing with Meowth's feet and gave an answer to the question that Meowth had just given to her.
"Oh, no, no, NO, Mister Meowth; I currently want you to DIE!" Jessie devilishly-grinningly told Meowth while devilishly grinning as she did so as she backwardly walked into her bedroom while dragging Meowth into it by completely-literally pulling his legs with her hands as she did so. Meanwhile, Meowth started "completely-terrifiedly" moving his legs up and down and trying to crawl away from Jessie with his hands in an attempt to cause Jessie to think that he was VASTLY more afraid of her than he actually was (he mostly was afraid of HIMSELF rather than being afraid of Jessie) while Jessie was busy penis-wantingly looking at his utterly beautiful feet.
"However, I currently also want MYSELF to die, so please give answers to the questions that I currently am about to give to you so that I will become properly aware of how easily I currently am able to cause myself to die. Do you currently have superpowers such as being able to shrink and enlarge yourself, being able to absorb and discharge huge amounts of electricity, and being able to fly? Less importantly, do you currently want to shrink ME by shooting me with one of my grink ray guns and then crush me with your utterly GORGEOUS feet?" Jessie finished dragging Meowth into her bedroom, surprisingly-gently closed and locked the front door of her bedroom in order to keep unwanted visitors (James) out of her bedroom so that they wouldn't see her and Meowth basically having sex with each other, surprisingly-gently dropped Meowth's legs onto the floor of her bedroom, and then increasingly-nervous-lookingly told and asked Meowth while increasingly-intensely blushing and having increasingly-highly shifty eyes as she did so. A few EXTREMELY and highly-visibly awkward-feeling seconds of Meowth and Jessie intensely-blushingly standing right in front of each other and shifty-eyedly staring at each other while having "crossed behind their backs" arms and fearfully shivering as they did so later, Meowth quite-loudly swallowed his pride and then surprisingly-calm-soundingly told Jessie that he wanted her to swallow HIM.
"I currently do NOT have the superpowers that you have just mentioned, and I currently want YOU to shrink ME by shooting ME with one of your grink ray guns and then swallow me so that the last thing that I see in this one of my lives will be your utterly BEAUTIFUL stomach." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, hung his head in shame, and totally-not-lyingly told Jessie while Jessie was busy sad-lookingly nodding her head and pretending that she actually DID think that the thing that Meowth was saying to her was a completely true thing. A few seconds later, Jessie pulled a certain extremely specific one of her grink ray guns out of the one of her bedside table's item storage drawers that she had been keeping it in, made sure that her bedside table's item storage drawers were completely closed, and then immediately started pointing the aforementioned one of her grink ray guns that she had just started holding at Meowth's comically weird-looking face.
"Eating you and then killing myself probably IS a thing that I should be doing right now, but the thing that I currently WANT to do is some good old-fashioned PLAYING with the plush toy that you basically are! COME TO MAMA, YOU EXTREMELY NAUGHTY BOY!" Jessie maniacally-laughingly told/teased Meowth while utterly-insane-lookingly grinning from ear to ear as she did so as she shot Meowth right in the face with the grink ray gun that she was holding and caused Meowth to shrink until he basically had the size of a normal Meowth (his normal size) by doing so. A few seconds later, Meowth shrugged his shoulders and QUITE-loudly swallowed his pride as Jessie placed the grink ray gun that she had just started holding onto the top of her bed, took her bikini off of herself in order to basically make herself completely naked, and then immediately started completely-shamelessly showing her vagina to him by sitting on the floor of her bedroom in a "crab walk" position and spreading her legs apart so that he would basically be looking into her vagina.
"UHHH...Jessie, are you SURE that THIS thing is a thing that WE should be doing right now?" Meowth extremely-nervous-soundingly asked Jessie while incredibly-intensely blushing as he did so as he very-reluctantly crawled toward Jessie and then started bringing his mouth toward her vagina. A few seconds later, Jessie started "lovingly" moaning with pleasure due to the fact that Meowth had just COMPLETELY swallowed his pride and then immediately started licking and sucking her vagina.
"Well, at least it certainly...AHHH...is ONE thing that your incredibly big and catty mouth...OHHH...is good for!" Jessie blushingly-and-moaningly told Meowth while "lovingly" petting him with her hands as she did so while he was busy intensely-blushingly digging into her vagina with his tongue. Meanwhile, inside the brains of Jessie and Meowth, AJS, DJS, AM and DM speechlessly shook their heads back and forth and thought "WHAT...THE...FUCK?" to themselves about the things that they had just started seeing through the eyes of Jessie and Meowth.
"OH...OHHH...OHHH, YESSS!" Jessie moaned with orgasmic pleasure as her vagina squirted QUITE a bit of its "love juice" into Meowth's mouth and down his throat due to how much he had just licked and sucked it. An excessively small number of seconds of Jessie and Meowth face-uply lying on the floor of Jessie's bedroom and "exhaustedly" panting and moaning later, Meowth told "Mommy" that he wanted to drink some of her good old-fashioned breast milk.
"I currently am EXTREMELY thirsty, Mommy; would you mind allowing me to drink some of your good old-fashioned breast milk NOW rather than doing so later like the incredibly annoying bitch that you currently are?" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and extremely-embarrassed-lookingly told and asked Jessie as Meowth and Jessie finally got back up onto their lovely feet. A few seconds later, Jessie somewhat-reluctantly nodded her head and then immediately started lifting Meowth toward her breasts with her surprisingly strong arms.
"Soft kitty...warm kitty...little ball of fur…" Jessie teasingly sang to the utterly humiliated Meowth while extremely-gently holding him with her hands as she did so as he ("her utterly adorable little baby") "lovingly" licked her breasts and sucked her nipples. An excessively small number of seconds of Meowth playing with Jessie's breasts later, AJS, DJS, AM and DM QUITE-nearly puked due to how much milk Jessie's breasts QUITE-evidently had just squirted into Meowth's mouth and down his throat.
"Do you currently want me to play with your feet, Mommy?" Meowth intensely-blushingly smiled from ear to ear and adorably-happy-soundingly asked Jessie as Jessie excessively-gently lowered him back down onto the floor of her bedroom and then immediately lifted the one of her grink ray guns that she had just turned Meowth into a normal-size-having Meowth by using back off of her bed. A few seconds of Meowth looking at Jessie with his "kitty cat eyes" later, Jessie shrugged her shoulders, swallowed her pride, and gave an answer that basically was "yes" to the question that Meowth had just given to her.
"NO; I CURRENTLY want the utterly DISGUSTING little BRAT that YOU currently are to become as small as a mouse and THEN start LICKING my feet!" Jessie disgustedly told Meowth as she shot him right in the face with the grink ray gun that she was holding and caused Meowth to quite-literally become as small as a mouse by doing so. A quite-excessively small number of seconds later, Jessie sat down on the floor of her bedroom and completely-shamelessly placed the remarkably soft and wrinkly bottoms of her feet right in front of Meowth's face while continuing to hold the grink ray gun that she had just shrunk Meowth by using as she did so.
"If you currently do NOT want me to CRUSH you with my feet, then you'd better start licking my feet RIGHT now! 10...9...8...7...6…" Jessie angrily-but-teasingly started saying to Meowth while shoving the bottom of her left foot straight into Meowth's thankfully noseless face and lifting her right foot so that its bottom was RIGHT above Meowth as she did so. A few seconds later, the countdown that Jessie had just started giving to Meowth got interrupted by Meowth humiliatedly licking the bottom of Jessie's right foot in a way that almost caused the cat that he was to look like a dog.
"AWWW; do you LIKE the taste of de-FEET, you utterly adorable little RAT?" Jessie placed both of her heels onto the floor of her bedroom, pointed her feet straight up, playfully wiggled her toes and extremely-teasingly asked Meowth as Meowth intensely-blushingly continued licking the bottoms of her feet. Meanwhile, inside the brains of Jessie and Meowth, AJS, DJS, AM and DM disgustedly cringed due to what the things that they had just started seeing through the eyes of Jessie and Meowth were while Meowth was busy VERY-passionately licking both the heels, balls and arches of Jessie's feet and the bottoms of Jessie's toes.
"I COMPLETELY LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR FEET!" Meowth excessively-loudly told Jessie while having "heart eyes" as he did so as Jessie placed the entire bottoms of her feet onto the floor of her bedroom and completely-intentionally allowed Meowth to crawl/climb onto the tops of her feet by doing so. A quite-excessively large number of seconds of Jessie, AJS, DJS, AM and DM speechlessly watching as Meowth droolingly crawled around on the tops of Jessie's feet like a wild animal and licked her toenails later, Jessie finally became completely tired of how much of a completely shameless simp Meowth was being and decided to quite-literally eat him.
"Let's see how much you LIKE getting EATEN ALIVE by me, you utterly sickening PARASITE!" Jessie hatefully told Meowth as she kicked Meowth off of her feet and then immediately shot him with the grink ray gun that she was holding with her left hand. An incredibly small number of seconds later, Meowth had become as small as a "remarkably large" ant and was utterly-terrified-lookingly looking straight up at the extremely anger-showing face of the absurdly gigantic version of Jessie that was sitting right in front of him in a "criss-cross applesauce" position on the floor of Jessie's bedroom.
"Let's see how much I like having to KILL Jessie by going into her body and then attacking her internal organs…" Meowth fearfully-shiveringly thought to himself while looking at you as he did so as he climbed onto the palm of Jessie's right hand that she had just surprisingly-carefully lowered the back of onto the floor of her bedroom. A weirdly-surprisingly small number of seconds that Meowth was standing on the palm of Jessie's right hand during each one of later, Jessie had gotten back up onto her feet, placed the grink ray gun that she had just made Meowth as small as an ant by using onto the top of her bed by using her left hand, unlocked and opened the front door of her bedroom by using her left hand, and then immediately started walking into James's bathroom while carrying Meowth with her right hand as she did so.
"Are...are there any things that you currently want to go into one of my ears and then SAY to me before I start eating you, Meowth?" Jessie curiously asked Meowth (who was standing on the palm of her right hand) as she and Meowth stood right in front of James's sink and completely-disgustedly looked at themselves by using the aforementioned vanity mirror that FAR-too-clearly was James's favorite one of his sink's features. A few quite-visibly awkward-feeling seconds of Jessie and Meowth staring at themselves in James's bathroom that Jessie had just opened the front door of by using her left hand later, Meowth regretfully nodded his head and caused Jessie to tired-lookingly shrug her shoulders and sigh by doing so.
"Well, whatever the things that you currently want to say to me are, they had better be IMPORTANT ones!" Jessie frustratedly told Meowth while weirdly-intimidatingly pointing at him with her left index finger and surprisingly-gently placing him onto the vanity top of James's sink with her right hand as she did so. A quite-surprisingly small number of ones of this story's words later, Jessie even-more-frustratedly walked back into James's bathroom that she had just walked out of in order to get the drinking straw that she was holding with her right hand out of James's kitchen and get the grink ray gun that she was holding with her left hand off of her bed while Meowth was busy teasingly giggling due to how visibly frustrated he was causing Jessie to become.
"UGGGH...Meowth currently is forcing Jessie to make herself SO visibly uncomfortable just to make himself happy...I feel so completely-literally SICK right now…" AJS nauseatedly told DJS as she and DJS green-face-havingly saw Jessie increasingly-scared-lookingly giving the size of a quite small ant to Meowth by shooting him with the grink ray gun that she was holding. A few quite-visibly awkward-feeling seconds of Meowth having the size of a quite small ant later, Jessie quite-worried-lookingly walked into her bedroom in order to place the grink ray gun that she had just made Meowth able to quite-easily enter her ear canals by using onto the top of her bedside table and then even-more-worried-lookingly walked back into James's bathroom in order to make Meowth completely able to enter her right ear by inserting the drinking straw that she was holding with her right hand into it.
"If you actually ARE about to start walking around inside one of my ear canals like...well, like an ANT right now, then you definitely should be VERY careful while doing so; my ears are VERY sensitive!" Jessie very-worriedly told/warned Meowth as Meowth walked through the drinking straw that she had just VERY-carefully used both of her hands in order to place the "entrance" end of onto the vanity top of James's sink and insert the "exit" end of into her right ear. A quite-disturbingly small number of seconds later, Meowth far-too-proud-lookingly jumped into an ear canal that was CONSIDERABLY less clean than the ones that James's head contained.
"Well, this one of them DEFINITELY is not very CLEAN…" Meowth nauseatedly thought to himself as he quickly-but-carefully walked through Jessie's right ear canal with his lovely bare feet while avoiding a disgustingly large amount of dirty and slimy ear wax and seeing a quite large amount of ear hair as he did so. A thankfully small number of seconds later, Meowth placed his hands onto his hips and far-too-proudly looked at the one of Jessie's ear drums that he was standing right in front of while Jessie was busy continuing to hold the drinking straw that he had just walked through with both of her hands and looking and being extremely nervous as she did so.
"HELLO!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, extremely-smug-lookingly grinned from ear to ear while having closed eyes as he did so, and excessively-loudly yelled into Jessie's right ear drum. While Meowth was busy doing the yelling that I have just mentioned, Jessie screamed and started doing a quite large amount of shaking due to how sensitive her ears were and how much Meowth had just startled her.
"Oh, I'M sorry; have I just broken your concentration?" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and extremely-teasingly asked Jessie while continuing to extremely-smug-lookingly grin from ear to ear and have closed eyes as he did so. Naturally enough, the teasing that I have just mentioned caused Jessie to exasperatedly roll her eyes, quite-loudly sigh while intensely blushing as she did so, surprisingly-gently place the drinking straw that Meowth had just walked through onto the vanity top of James's sink, and then quickly-but-quietly walk back into her bedroom.
"YES, Meowth; you completely HAVE just broken my concentration in an extremely rude and un-necessary way in order to intentionally amuse yourself by annoying me, and I am going to become VERY angry if you do so again." Jessie surprisingly-calmly told/warned Meowth while quickly-but-carefully closing and locking the front door of her bedroom and then immediately climbing onto the top of her bed as she did so. A few strangely long-feeling seconds later, Jessie was closed-eyes-havingly sitting in a "criss-cross applesauce" position atop her bed and basically was inside her mind...which was a mind in which a Team-Rocket-uniform-wearing version of Jessie and a version of Meowth that basically was as big as Jessie were standing right in front of each other and talking to each other in the middle of a padded cell that the walls, floor and ceiling of looked like the walls, floor and ceiling of her brain. Naturally enough, Jessie and Meowth basically were the only...well, THINGS that the padded cell that I have just mentioned contained.
"WOW; Jessie really is CONSIDERABLY less stupid and shallow than she far-too-frequently looks and acts!" AJS highly-impressedly told DJS as she and DJS sat on their Jessie's-brain-operating chairs and started watching the dream that Jessie had just sent herself into while it was busy getting shown to them by Jessie's Central Nervous Super-Computer. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's mind, Meowth and Jessie extremely-nervous-lookingly crossed their arms behind their backs and stared at each other while quite-intensely trying to decide what the things that they wanted to say to each other were and having increasingly visible crushes on each other as they did so.
"She also is CONSIDERABLY more weak and cowardly than she looks and acts." DJS shrugged her shoulders and depressedly reminded AJS while Meowth was busy standing right in front of Jessie's right ear drum, scratching his head with his hands and quite-nervously trying to think of a respectful and non-trollish thing that he wanted to say to the...AHEM...cat fucker that Jessie had become. A surprisingly small number of seconds later, inside both Jessie's right ear canal and Jessie's mind, Meowth exhausted-lookingly shrugged his shoulders while quite-loudly sighing as he did so and then somewhat-reluctantly started speaking to the utterly insane monster that he far-too-clearly had very-recently caused Jessie to start turning herself into.
"Jessie, PLEASE properly LISTEN to me when I say the thing that I currently am about to say to you, because I am NOT going to say it to you again. Despite how much of an insensitive asshole I currently am, I almost am not even able to DESCRIBE how much I hate the things that I currently have just done to you and James." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, closed his eyes, and surprisingly-regretful-soundingly told Jessie in both her right ear canal and her mind. A few seconds of Jessie closed-eyes-havingly crossing her arms over her chest and completely-agreeingly nodding her head in both her bedroom and her mind later, Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and opened his eyes in both Jessie's right ear canal and her mind.
"You currently ARE able to completely-honestly tell me WHY you have just done the utterly DISGUSTING things that you have just done to me and James, right?" Jessie placed her hands onto her lap and closed-eyes-havingly asked Meowth in an extremely worried-sounding way. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's mind, Jessie placed her hands onto her hips and open-eyes-havingly asked the exact same question that I have just mentioned to Meowth in a highly angry-sounding way. A few quite-visibly awkward-feeling seconds of Jessie and Meowth standing right in front of each other and staring at each other inside Jessie's mind later, Meowth quite-loudly swallowed his pride and then reluctantly continued speaking in both Jessie's right ear canal and her mind.
"When I started doing the...well, THINGS that I have just done to you and James, I was extremely angry and depressed due to how lonely I was, the utterly disgusting things that Meowzie had done to ME, how much I had gotten abused by you and James, and how painfully similar to Meowzie's blatant narcissistic-ness the blatant narcissistic-ness of you and James was. When I started using you and James as TOYS yesternight, I did so because I wanted you and James to become properly aware of how...well, PAINFUL the ways in which I had gotten used as a toy by you, James and Meowzie were." Meowth closed his eyes, placed his hands onto his hips and regretfully told Jessie in both her right ear canal and her mind. A few seconds later, in both Jessie's bedroom and Jessie's mind, Jessie started intensely crying while even-more-intensely wanting to hug and kiss the poor, poor, POOR little guy that Meowth was as she did so.
"AWW! C'mere, you utterly adorable little bastard!" Jessie air-huggingly told Meowth while intensely blushing, smiling and crying as she did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's right ear canal, Meowth shrugged his shoulders, looked at you and confusedly thought "HUH?" to himself while Jessie was busy lovingly hugging and kissing an intensely blushing and smiling version of him inside her mind.
"UHH...you ARE about to give the punishment that I currently deserve to me right now, RIGHT?" the version of Meowth that was standing right in front of Jessie's right ear drum crossed his arms over his chest and somewhat-worriedly asked Jessie. Meanwhile, the version of Meowth that was getting hugged and squeezed by Jessie inside Jessie's mind blushingly-and-dizzily asked the exact same question that I have just mentioned to Jessie while having a comically weird-looking face that Jessie had just decorated with numerous kiss marks as he did so.
"Well, I currently want to die at LEAST as much as you probably want to die right now, so...UHHH...YES! I currently AM about to swallow you, you utterly pathetic little FREAK!" the version of Jessie that was sitting atop Jessie's bed opened her eyes and extremely-sad-soundingly started telling Meowth while loudly crying as she did so...before then quite-forcefully wiping the tears that were on her face off of it with her arms and angrily yelling the last thirteen words of the thing that she had just started saying to Meowth at Meowth like the big girl that she quite-literally was. A few seconds later, Jessie jumped off of her bed, lifted the grink ray gun that she had quite-recently started using off of the top of her bedside table with her left hand, quickly-but-carefully unlocked and opened the front door of her bedroom with her right hand, and then immediately ran straight back into James's bathroom while Meowth was busy standing right in front of her right ear drum, shrugging his shoulders, looking at you and smugly-grinningly thinking "Ain't I a STINKER?" to himself.
"Get out of my right ear RIGHT now, you sociopathic piece of SHIT!" Jessie furiously yelled at Meowth as she surprisingly-gently placed the grink ray gun that she had just started holding onto a part of the floor of James's bathroom that was a few feet away from James's sink and was right next to James's shower with her left hand and then immediately lifted the drinking straw that she had just allowed Meowth to enter her right ear by going through off of the vanity top of James's sink by using both of her hands. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's right ear canal, Meowth had just started singing the chorus of Smash Mouth's "Walking On The Sun" while playing the somewhat-surprisingly non-literal drum that her right ear drum was with his hands as he did so.
"I SAID 'right NOW', you little PEST!" Jessie extremely-frustratedly yelled at Meowth while surprisingly-carefully using both of her hands in order to insert the "entrance" end of the drinking straw that she was holding with both of her hands into her right ear and place its "exit" end onto the vanity top of James's sink as she did so. A few seconds of Jessie increasingly-impatiently allowing Meowth to walk back out of her right ear later, Meowth smugly-grinningly shrugged his shoulders again while continuing to look at you in a highly teasing way as he did so and then quickly-but-carefully walked back out of Jessie's right ear, back down the drinking straw that he had just climbed through, and back onto the vanity top of James's sink.
"If you currently ARE powerful enough to be able to extremely-easily kill me while literally being as small as an ant, then you PROBABLY should have done so yesternight! When this nightmare is over, we'll SEE which one of the two of us is the more powerful and evil one!" Jessie maniacally-laughingly told Meowth while immediately throwing the drinking straw that she had just seen Meowth walking back out of into the trash can of James's bathroom with her right hand and then almost-as-immediately lifting the grink ray gun that she had just placed onto the floor of James's bathroom back off of the floor of James's bathroom with her left hand as she did so. Meanwhile, on the vanity top of James's sink, Meowth looked at Jessie's head and extremely-fearfully shivered due to how utterly AWFUL the things that he was about to start doing to Jessie were as Jessie started pointing the aforementioned grink ray gun that she had just lifted off of the floor of James's bathroom with her left hand at him with her left hand while having a VERY creepy grin on her face and VERY-hungry-lookingly licking her lips as she did so.
"You currently LOVE licking James's SCROTE, so let's see how much you currently LIKE going straight down my fucking THROAT!" Jessie maniacally-laughingly told Meowth as she enlarged him back to the size of a "remarkably large" ant by shooting him with the grink ray gun that she had just started holding, surprisingly-carefully placed said grink ray gun into the aforementioned trash can of James's bathroom with her left hand, and then immediately placed the back of her right hand onto the vanity top of James's sink so that Meowth would be able to climb onto the palm of her right hand. A few seconds of Meowth QUITE-loudly swallowing his pride while disgustedly shuddering as he did so later, Meowth VERY-reluctantly climbed onto the palm of Jessie's right hand and then immediately started looking and being QUITE-nearly as terrified as Jessie was about to start becoming as Jessie started terrifyingly-slowly lifting him toward her increasingly-widely open mouth that he was shiveringly looking into with her right hand that he was standing on the palm of.
"The things that I currently am about to do to Jessie really are going to hurt her SO much more than they are going to hurt me." Meowth surprisingly-regretfully thought to himself as he walked onto Jessie's tongue that she had just placed onto the "butt" of her right hand's palm and then immediately walked straight into the back of Jessie's surprisingly clean mouth by walking across her tongue while Jessie was busy surprisingly-gently closing her oddly well-lit mouth (naturally enough, the bodies of Jessie, James and Meowth generally were oddly well-lit places) and being a woman who clearly wanted to die FAR too much. After looking at the seemingly enormous swallowing hole that the back of Jessie's mouth contained for roughly five extremely awkward-feeling seconds, Meowth rather-loudly said "GULP!" and then immediately dove straight down Jessie's throat while Jessie was busy quite-nervous-lookingly being about to swallow him.
"GULP!" Jessie surprisingly-loudly said as Meowth quite-literally flew straight down her throat and into her rather-arousingly soft and fragile stomach while she was busy walking back into her bedroom so that she would be able to digest Meowth (and/or get a death-causing case of indigestion FROM Meowth) in peace. A few thankfully short-feeling seconds later, while Jessie was busy walking through her bedroom that she had just surprisingly-gently closed and locked the front door of and far-too-clearly being about to climb onto her bed and then start...AHEM...peacefully resting atop it, Meowth had shrunk himself to the size of a quite small ant and was very-carefully flying around in the non-lethal part of Jessie's acid-lake-containing but extremely empty stomach that contained barely any things other than its aforementioned digestive acid and the equally aforementioned key that she had just swallowed while very-reluctantly making himself ready to start giving a death-causing case of indigestion to Jessie and VERY-intensely hating himself as he did so.
"Well, if Meowth currently IS about to start completely destroying my internal organs with his bare hands and the like, then I definitely do currently HOPE that he currently does NOT want to do so in a completely-excessively painful and humiliating w- AAAIGGGH!" Jessie increasingly-worriedly started thinking to herself while face-uply lying atop her bed and gently rubbing her belly with her hands as she did so and then terrifiedly shrieked in agony while face-uply squirming atop her bed and tightly clutching her belly with her hands as she did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's stomach, Meowth somewhat-reluctantly activated his finger claws while increasingly-angrily thinking about how much of an animal-fucking hypocrite Jessie had just turned herself into as he did so and then immediately started adding numerous thankfully small wounds to the inner surface of Jessie's stomach by flying around inside Jessie's stomach and using his finger claws.
"MMM! This stuff really DOES taste like vodka QUITE a bit!" Meowth laughingly-and-smilingly said as he started drinking quite a few sips of Jessie's blood out of the warm and bubbly "liver pool" that Jessie's liver that he had just flown into contained. A few extremely disturbing seconds of Jessie tightly clutching her aching belly with her hands and whimperingly-and-moaningly squirming atop her bed later, Meowth splashed the blood that Jessie's aforementioned "liver pool" contained all over himself with his hands and then immediately started attacking Jessie's liver in the exact same way in which he had just attacked Jessie's stomach.
"DEAR GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!" Jessie cryingly screamed in pain while continuing to tightly clutch her belly with her hands and helplessly squirm atop her bed as she did so as Meowth flew straight back out of her liver that he had just added numerous thankfully small wounds to the inner surface of by using his finger claws and then gleefully flew straight back up her throat and into her mouth. A few seconds of Meowth devilishly-grinningly floating right in front of Jessie's uvula and somehow deciding to NOT play with it while doing so later, Meowth devilishly-laughingly flew into Jessie's brain case by flying straight through her nasopharynx.
"AUUUGGGHHH…" Jessie dizzily and crossed-eyes-havingly moaned in pain and confusion while continuing to helplessly squirm atop her bed as she did so as Meowth sucked a HUGE amount of electricity out of her brain and into his body by gleefully flying around inside her skull and touching various parts of her brain's outer surface with his remarkably filthy hands as he did so. A few impressively terrifying seconds of Jessie's brain recharging itself later, Meowth flew straight through the back entrance of Jessie's brain and entered the main control room of the poor girl's body by doing so while Jessie was busy being curled up into an upright fetus-shaped ball and increasingly-terrifiedly whispering "Meowth is in my head...MEOWTH IS IN MY HEAD…" to herself atop her bed.
"Meowth, PLEASE don't hurt us! We'll do anything for you! ANYTHING!" AJS and DJS cryingly begged Meowth while fearfully-shakingly standing right next to their Jessie's-brain-operating chairs and excessively-tightly hugging each other for comfort as they did so while Meowth was busy devilishly-grinningly walking toward them and having a body that contained a HUGE amount of electricity. A highly-embarrassingly small number of seconds later, the intensely blushing and masturbating AJS and the even-more-intensely blushing and masturbating DJS were face-uply lying on the floor of Jessie's brain while having legs that were facing toward the back entrance of Jessie's brain as they did so while Meowth was busy standing on their intensely smiling faces with his big, bare and beautiful feet (his left foot was on AJS's face while his right foot was on DJS's face).
"JESSIE? HELL-OHHH? Are you currently able to hear me speaking to you, Jessie?" Meowth very-teasingly asked Jessie by smirkingly crossing his arms over his chest and excessively-loudly speaking/yelling into her Central Nervous Super-Computer while AJS and DJS were busy extremely-arousedly licking, sniffing and kissing the bottoms of his feet and VERY-intensely moaning and masturbating as they did so. A surprisingly small number of extremely-visibly uncomfortableness-causing seconds of Jessie being able to hear AJS and DJS basically fucking Meowth's feet inside her head later, Jessie stopped being curled up into an upright fetus-shaped ball atop her bed, jumped off of her bed and properly got back up onto HER feet.
"SIGH...what do you currently want to say to me, Meowth?" Jessie shrugged her shoulders, rolled her eyes, crossed her arms over her chest and depressedly-and-tiredly asked Meowth while having a very green face as she did so. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's brain, Meowth was continuing to smirkingly have "crossed over his chest" arms and repeatedly stomping on the faces of AJS and DJS with his utterly amazing feet as he did so while AJS and DJS were busy EXTREMELY-intensely drooling, blushing, moaning, shaking and masturbating due to how much they loved Meowth's utterly amazing feet and wanted to become men so that Meowth would be able to rub their penises with his utterly amazing feet.
"The main thing that I currently want to say is a VERY loud and hateful one, but...well...YOU CURRENTLY ARE A COMPLETELY DISGUSTING AND WORTHLESS FUCKING WHORE!" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and calmly-and-politely started telling Jessie while Jessie was busy tiredly placing her hands onto her hips and regretfully nodding her head that AJS and DJS FAR-too-clearly were having a TON of fun inside the brain-containing part of...before then extremely-suddenly throwing his arms out beside himself and furiously yelling the second half of the pair of things that he had just started saying at Jessie while Jessie was busy quite-loudly sighing and extremely-disappointedly shaking her head back and forth due to how selfish and rude Meowth was and how loud and intense the orgasm that AJS and DJS had just started experiencing inside her brain was.
"For YOUR information, YOU are the one of the six- I mean, two of us who currently is a completely disgusting and worthless fucking WHORE! A quite small number of seconds ago, I was quietly-and-politely listening to the things that you were saying to me like the beautiful and amazing gentlewoman that I currently am while YOU were busy being a total asshole who is good at barely ANY interesting things other than being disgustingly blatant fan service / masturbation material for foot fetishists!" Jessie crossed her arms over her chest and indignantly told/reminded Meowth while Meowth was busy crossing his arms over his chest and continuing to smugly-grinningly stand atop the intensely smiling faces of AJS and DJS (who were both unconscious and intensely drooling due to how intensely Meowth and his feet had just caused them to cream themselves) with his aforementioned big, bare and beautiful feet. A few extremely weird seconds of Meowth completely-literally being inside Jessie's brain later, Meowth extremely-devilishly grinned from ear to ear and caused AM and DM to exasperatedly groan due to how much they hated the thing that his CNSC had just started showing to them as he started extremely-intensely thinking about Meowzie and "speaking to Jessie in a way that touches her heart" and caused his brain to become the home of an utterly AWFUL idea by doing so.
"Your BODY may be an extremely attractive one, but what currently is so beautiful, amazing and gentlewomanly about the fucking bratty BITCH that YOU currently are? Jessie, PLEASE walk back into James's bathroom and LOOK at yourself before the countdown that I currently am about to start ends! For YOUR information, I currently am both EXTREMELY able to rip your brain apart with my bare hands and EXTREMELY ready to do so!" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back, pressed the bottoms of his feet against the faces that he was standing on with them in order to make sure that AJS and DJS were properly unconscious, and disgustedly told/commanded Jessie while Jessie was busy regretfully looking at her hands and even-more-regretfully nodding her head that AJS and DJS were dreaming about Meowth's feet in an extremely erotic/pornographic way inside the brain-containing part of. Naturally enough, Meowth had just decided to start causing Jessie's heart to become a COMPLETELY broken heart by basically doing the most awful one of the things that Meowzie had done to him to Jessie.
"10...9...8...7...6…" Meowth started counting down and then surprisingly-quickly stopped counting down as Jessie quite-loudly swallowed her pride and then immediately unlocked and opened the front door of her bedroom and walked back into James's bathroom in order to do some good old-fashioned looking at herself by using the vanity mirror that James's bathroom contained. A quite small number of seconds of Meowth arousedly watching through Jessie's eyes as Jessie did the things that he had just told her to do later, Jessie was regretfully looking at the animal-fucking clown that she had just turned herself into by using the aforementioned vanity mirror that James's bathroom contained and was quite-intensely wanting to cry as she did so.
"You may have an extremely attractive body that contains a surprisingly interesting brain, but YOU currently are nothing but a condescending SLUT who should be sucking Satan's cock in HELL! You COMPLETELY deserve the punishment that I currently am about to give to you right now, you WORTHLESS, ANIMAL-FUCKING AND UGLY-HAIRSTYLE-HAVING FREAK!" Meowth placed his hands onto his hips and extremely-hatefully told Jessie while extremely-smugly grinning from ear to ear and laughing at Jessie as he did so. A few seconds later, the almost-completely motionless and speechless Jessie started crying in a surprisingly real-sounding and non-comedic way due to how much Meowth had just verbally abused her.
"You...you think that...y-you think that my hair style is UGLY?!" Jessie cryingly asked Meowth while EXTREMELY sad-lookingly looking at herself with the vanity mirror that James's bathroom contained as she did so. A few seconds later, an X-Ray picture of Jessie's chest appeared on said mirror in order to show the surprisingly big heart that Jessie's chest contained quite-literally breaking.
"Well, if you currently DO hate Mommy- I mean, me as much as you have just said that you do, then I currently am about to start completely-intentionally allowing you to kill me EVERY bit as slowly and as painfully as you probably want to kill me right now. You probably want to sleep with James right now, but I mostly just want to...WELL, rest in peace right now." Jessie regretfully shook her head back and forth and cryingly told Meowth while Meowth was busy completely-understandingly hanging his head in shame and extremely-regretfully walking toward the back entrance of Jessie's brain. A thankfully small number of painfully depressing seconds of Jessie intensely-cryingly walking back into her bedroom and then closing and locking its front door while Meowth cryingly-but-briefly stopped walking back out of Jessie's brain and watched through her eyes as she did so later, Jessie crossed her arms over her chest, surprisingly-intensely looked at her bed that she was standing right next to, and started cryingly-but-patiently waiting for her death that Meowth far-too-clearly was about to cause to happen.
"HMMM...Jessie, would you mind puking the key that currently is in your stomach out of yourself NOW so that I will NOT have to get it out of you later?" Meowth flew straight back from the part of Jessie's brain's control room that Jessie's "brainus" was in/on to the part of Jessie's brain's control room that Jessie's Central Nervous Super-Computer was in and then very-teasingly asked Jessie by speaking into her CNSC while having an extremely smugness-showing grin on his face, placing his hands onto his hips and quite-literally hovering right in front of Jessie's CNSC as he did so. A few extremely relatable seconds of Jessie, AM and DM regretfully shaking their heads back and forth and sighing due to how much they wished that Meowth was a better "person" later, Jessie quite-angrily placed her hands onto her hips while continuing to stand right next to her bed and have a brain that was the main home of TWO completely shameless Meowth foot fetishists as she did so.
"Would YOU mind not completely-shamelessly using me as a fucking TOY?!" Jessie indignantly asked Meowth while continuing to have hands that were on her hips as she did so. A few highly amusing seconds of Meowth surprisingly-loudly swallowing his pride later, Meowth finally stopped playing/joking around and gave a completely serious dignity death threat to Jessie in order to basically-completely force her to do the very humiliating thing that he had just told her to do.
"Do YOU currently want to IMMEDIATELY stop talking back to ME, or do YOU currently want to start becoming SO humiliated that you are barely even able to BREATHE? For YOUR information, I currently am COMPLETELY ready to start becoming an 'utterly perfect little angel' who has shown basically ALL of your most embarrassing secrets to basically ALL of his biggest fans by playing with the huge but fragile TOY that your ADORABLY soft and squishy brain currently IS!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and very-angry-soundingly told/warned Jessie while Jessie was busy crossing her arms behind her back and increasingly-fearfully shivering due to how much Meowth and his seemingly-completely shameless sadistic-ness were scaring her. A few seconds of Jessie completely-defeatedly shaking her head back and forth and sighing later, Jessie quite-loudly swallowed her pride and then immediately started blushingly-and-shakingly digging into her mouth with her right index finger while Meowth was busy devilishly-grinningly watching through her eyes and quite-intensely wishing that he was able to masturbate as she did so.
"HIC...HURK...UGGGH...OOK...BLEAUUUGH!" Jessie increasingly-sick-feelingly "said" as she repeatedly poked her adorably soft and defenseless uvula with her right hand and caused herself to repeatedly gag and then quite-loudly puke the key that she had just swallowed straight back out of herself by doing so. A few seconds of Jessie looking at the aforementioned key that she had just puked onto the floor of her bedroom and far-too-clearly wanting to grab it and then flush it down the toilet that James's bathroom contained as she did so later, Meowth extremely-teasingly said "Uh, uh, UHHH!" to Jessie and caused her to become completely motionless by doing so.
"Do not even THINK about flushing the key that you have just puked out of yourself down a toilet or washing it down a sink, Jessie! If there is EXACTLY one thing that you currently should be thinking about, then that thing DEFINITELY is how soft, squishy and fragile your brain currently is and how sharp my CLAWS currently are!" Meowth placed his hands onto his hips and seethingly told/warned Jessie while AM and DM were busy sitting on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and utterly-terrified-lookingly reading his thoughts as he did so. A thankfully small number of seconds of Jessie intensely wetting herself and being an almost-completely frozen basket case as she did so due to how much Meowth was scaring her later, Meowth extremely-teasingly said "GOODBYE!" to Jessie while Jessie was busy extremely-depressedly looking at her bed as he did so. A few painfully depressing seconds of Jessie extremely-regretfully shrugging her shoulders, shaking her intensely aching head back and forth and sighing later, Meowth immediately flew straight back out of Jessie's brain by flying through its back entrance (Jessie's "brainus") while Jessie was busy tightly clutching her intensely aching head with her hands, even-more-tightly closing her eyes, and completely-hopeless-soundingly whispering "I must not fear...fear is a mind killer...fear is a little death that currently is about to completely destroy the parts of my mind that currently are making me able to properly control myself…" to herself as he did so.
"Good NIGHT, Sweet Princess!" Meowth far-too-happily thought to himself as he flew straight back into Jessie's mouth by flying through her nasopharynx and then playfully poked, punched and tickled her uvula for a thankfully small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds by using his hands. A few seconds of Meowth covering his mouth with his hands and childishly giggling later, while Jessie was busy covering HER mouth with HER hands and intensely blushing due to how surprisingly large the amount of gagging that Meowth had just caused her to do was, Meowth finally stopped literally hovering right in front of Jessie's intensely swinging uvula and started flying straight back down her throat and into the part of her chest that her heart and lungs were in.
"GULP!" Jessie utterly-terrified-lookingly said out loud while continuing to cover her mouth with her hands as she did so as Meowth entered her lungs and then cryingly-but-immediately started attacking them with his finger claws. A thankfully small but VERY-painfully large-feeling number of seconds of Meowth filling Jessie's lungs with blood, holes and broken breathing branches later, Meowth intensely-cryingly flew into Jessie's quite-literally broken heart while being covered with Jessie's blood and causing Jessie to nakedly-and-screamingly squirm in agony and clutch her intensely aching chest atop her bed as he did so while Jessie was busy extremely-quickly becoming completely unable to breathe due to the MASSIVE amount of damage that Meowth had just given to her lungs.
"Meowth, PLEASE (choke) stop doing (cough) the thing that you (gasp) currently are doing! Despite how much (wheeze) you currently have just (choke) tortured me, I (gasp) currently LOVE y-" Jessie chokingly-and-squirmingly started saying to Meowth by using the last few seconds of being able to breathe that she had. Meanwhile, inside Jessie's heart, Meowth was feeling SO heart-breakingly sorry for Jessie (and hated the EXTREMELY over-rated and over-used trope that I Am Your Father/Mother is SO much) that he quite-quickly decided to make Jessie unable to finish saying the thing that she FAR-too-obviously had just started saying to him by giving a completely literal attack to her heart with his finger claws and causing her heart to completely stop beating by doing so. A few seconds of Jessie extremely-tightly clutching her chest with her hands and extremely-loudly gasping in pain as she did so later, Meowth intensely-cryingly flew back out of Jessie's completely dead body by flying through her nose (her left nostril) while said body was "busy" face-uply lying atop Jessie's bed (resting in peace).
"UHHH...Angelic Jessie and Demonic Jessie are NOT alive right now, right? I DEFINITELY do not want to force the two of them to look at ME and talk to ME right now." Meowth extremely-worriedly thought to himself while intensely crying, having tightly closed eyes, extremely-depressedly standing atop Jessie's left breast, and hating himself so much that he did not even WANT to look at Jessie's beautiful body or go back into her brain as he did so. A thankfully small but VERY-painfully large-feeling number of seconds of AM and DM completely-agreeingly nodding their heads while sitting on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and intensely-cryingly reading Meowth's incredibly depressing thoughts later, AM and DM took quite a few very deep breaths in order to calm themselves down and then immediately started giving a surprisingly relieving answer to the question that Meowth had just given to them.
"When characters- I mean, creatures such as you, Jessie and James die, the inner angels and demons that belong to them completely disappear in order to join them in their afterlives." AM crossed his arms over his chest and regretfully told Meowth while far-too-clearly not wanting to give all of the details of the thing that he had just started talking about to Meowth as he did so. A few VERY awkward-feeling seconds later, Meowth took quite a few very deep breaths in order to calm himself down, opened his eyes, and then extremely-depressed-lookingly thought "I currently am so completely hopeless that I do not even CARE about any of the other details of the thing that you have just started telling me about." to himself while exhaustedly shrugging his shoulders and quite-loudly sighing as he did so.
"Well...UHHH...you currently are NOT about to turn yourself into a fetus-shaped ball on the floor of Jessie's bedroom and start whimpering like a LITERAL baby while doing so, RIGHT?" DM extremely-worriedly asked Meowth while Meowth's thoughts were busy painfully-clearly showing how much Meowth had just started wanting to do the thing that DM had just started mentioning to AM and DM. A thankfully small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of AM and DM extremely-disgustedly shaking their heads back and forth while Meowth was busy thinking "I currently AM about to do the utterly pathetic thing that you have just mentioned, DM." to himself and hanging his head in shame later, Meowth flew off of Jessie's left breast and onto the floor of Jessie's bedroom and then immediately enlarged himself back to his normal size (the size of a normal Meowth) by using his superpowers. A very-understandably quite small number of seconds of Meowth extremely-regretfully looking at his blood-covered hands and thinking about how completely dead he had just caused Jessie to become by using them later, Meowth completely collapsed onto the floor of Jessie's bedroom and then immediately started doing the exact same utterly pathetic thing that his brain had just told AM and DM that he was about to do.
"There really are SO many places that you and I would rather be permanently living in when you and I compare them to the noggin of this utterly pathetic fucking twat." AM completely-disgustedly shook his head back and forth and seethingly told/reminded DM while DM was busy completely-disgustedly shaking HIS head back and forth. Meanwhile, Meowth had just turned himself into a squirming, sideways, naked, blood-covered and fetus-shaped ball on the floor of Jessie's bedroom and was self-pityingly whimpering like an utterly spineless and quite literal baby due to the fact that he had just killed the female one of his main owners in order to prevent her from preventing him from continuing to be James's favorite one of James's boyfriends. As AM and DM saw and heard how much of a selfish coward Meowth had just started being through Meowth's eyes and ears, AM and DM quite-amusingly started wanting to die even more intensely than Meowth had just started wanting to die.
"Hell DEFINITELY is one of those places right now." DM shrugged his shoulders, quite-loudly sighed, and then utterly-exhaustedly told AM as AM and DM regretfully placed their hands onto their laps and surprisingly-patiently waited for the end of the mental breakdown that Meowth had just started experiencing due to how poorly Jessie and James had been taking care of him to happen. Will James and Meowth properly be in love when the excessively long nightmare that this story is FINALLY ends? Find out in the next one of this story's chapters! Same CAT writer! Same CAT account!
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