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Neko Love	By : MzD Category: +M to R > Ranma ½ Views: 42908 -:- Recommendations : 3 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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Chapter 20

Shampoo stood in the dojo with her bon-bori raised and a murderous look upon
her face. Ranma had seen that look two years ago and it often revisited him
in his nightmares about China.

"You Shampoo kill." She hissed.

Ranma panicked, she couldn't fight Shampoo, she was a girl. The Amazon charged
towards the redhead, but Ranma avoided her swing. But she could avoid the foot
that spun out kicking her in the stomach. Not expecting it Ranma got winded
and dropped to her knees in pain. However she managed to fully dodge Shampoo's
next attack as she smashed her bon-bori into the floor instead of her head.

"I don't want to fight you!" Ranma yelled.

The purple haired girl didn't answer, she bounded forward again her hands becoming
a blur as she thrusted her metal maces at a lethal speed.

'When did Shampoo learn the chestnut fist?' Ranma thought as she recognised
the attack. Though it was slightly slower than his, if she let even one of the
heavy bon-bori hit her it would be fatal. Ranma couldn't chance even trying
to deflect them. As far as the boy/girl could see it was an instanath.ath.

'Shampoo really is trying to kill me!'

She leapt up onto the rafters in an attempt to stay clear of the the attack.

"Shampoo this is crazy!" Ranma shouted. "I'm a guy! You can't
get your honour back by killing me!"

"Shampoo thought it through." She hissed. "Female-Ranma original.
Female-Ranma fall in male pool and was frozen as boy, then you fall
in female pool. Elder's will believe Shampoo if Shampoo say it's truth."

"Are you nuts?" Ranma cried. "Why would anyone believe that?
I'm not sure if I understand it myself!"

Shampoo grinned like a Cheshire at her once considered husband. "Shampoo
know truth now." She spat. "Ranma not going to come with Shampoo,
no choice but to kill female-Ranma!"

She launched herself towards Ranma and crashed through the roof taking the
redhead with her.

"I won't fight you!" Ranma repeated, as Shampoo pinned him down on
the tiles.

"Ranma cat side show who Ranma really love." Shampoo growled.

Ranma began to sweat and looked down at the unconscious Akane.

"It's not true Shampoo!" Ranma wailed. "My cat side just went
to Akane because, because..." She fumbled for an answer. It was no use
trying to deny what her cat side had done was a mistake of identity. Any ideas
of escape by talking her out of it began to melt away. There was only one thing
left to do, The Saotome Secret Technique.

'But I can't run away and leave Akane here!' Ranma desperately thought as one
bon-bori kept him pinned while the other rose to strike her head.

"Shampoo!" Someone cried as a chain wrapped around Shampoo's weapon
and pulled it away.

"Mousse go away!" The Amazon spat at her friend.

"I cannot let you do this Shampoo!" Mousse explained as he yanked
her weapon out of her hand. "Ranma is a man and you know it is against
our law to kill a man that has defeated you!"

'Oh thank goodness for Mousse!' Ranma thought.

"It is up to I to kill him for you!"

'Hmm scratch that thought.' Ranma mused as he kicked himself free and avoided
the toilet that was hurtling towards him.

"You know you're getting slow in your old age." Ranma teased as she
dusted herself off.

"MOUSSE!" Shampoo shouted. "Stay out of Shampoo's fight, it's
none of your business!"
&quo"I cannot do that my love." Mousse replied. "The Elder's will
not believe your claims, not after the penance you have received."

"Shampoo not care!"

"Um... maybe I should go and leave you both to this little lovers tiff?"
Ranma asked.

"Ranma stay!" Shampoo commanded and lunged towards her for another
swipe.

"Face facts Shampoo." Ranma mocked as he dodged each of her attacks.
"I'm too fast for you." The redhead balanced at the end of the roof,
smiling cheekily at the two Amazon's.

"How dare you insult my Shampoo!" Mousse yelled.

"Shut up MousRanmRanma will die very, very quickly now!"

They both came towards Ranma, eager to get there first to wipe the smug look
off her face. But Ranma back flipped off the roof letting Shampoo and Mousse
fall off the edge and into the garden below. She landed safely back on the roof
but Ranma didn't expect to land on one of Mousse's discarded weapons, a rubber
chicken.

The boy/girl slipped and fell straight down into the koi pond. She emerged
spitting and spluttering but was confronted by two very angry Chinese boy and
girl.

"Ah C'mon!" Ranma snapped in disbelief. "Don't tell me the both
of you are bone dry? You were suppose to fall into the pond!"

"Your pathetic plan did not work Saotome." Mousse sneered. "Prepare
to die!"

"Hey come here and say that!" Ranma said ready to splash.

"Shampoo can wait." The Amazon hissed. "Even if Shampoo have
to watch you die of the cold."

Ranma could feel the water staring to make her shiver and tried to give them
the satisfaction of seeing it.

'Why can't anything go right for me?' Ranma moaned in his head.

There was a sudden splash as a bucket of water was emptied over Mousse and
Shampoo.

"Oh my, I didn't see you two there!" Kasumi gasped as she held up
her mop and bucket.

"Hissss."

"Quack!"

She looked down at them concerned. "Are you okay?"

"Kasumi!" Ranma gasped in joy as she quickly leapt out of the pond.
"Sorry I can't stay and play you guys!" She said to the cat and duck
that where glaring at her. But Saotome used the secret technique and left sharply
before his fear could take over.

But Shampoo evan as a cat wasn't giving up on killing Ranma. She would claw
him to death if she had to. Even if it meant risking releasing his Neko-Ken.

'Ranma is not going to escape me!' Shampoo thought as she kept up her pursuit
of the petrified girl. Ranma was now screaming as she released the cat version
of Shampoo was after her. Mousse wasn't too far behind, quaking and flapping
in rage.

Genma-panda woke up as the chase sped by him. he yawned watching tem go and
held up a sign.

[Since when is this place a zoo?]

Ranma came to an open window and leapt out and onto the roof. "I can't
believe they're still chasing me!" She cried watching Shampoo bounce onto
the window quickly followed by Mousse.

The girl/boy scrambled across the roof till she got to the dojo and the hole
left there by Shampoo. She fell back down into the dojo but before she could
carry on the feline Soo loo landed on her head. The furious cat yowled and dug
her claws into the girl's flesh. Ranma let out a scream of pure terror as she
felt her Neko-Ken awakening.

But before Ranma knew what was happening the angry cat was yanked off her head
and Ranma lay down panting. The pounding in her head drowning out the sounds
of Shampoo's hissing and meowing. Ranma concentrated on her breathing and tried
to focus on anything but cats.

"Ranma?" Akane asked as she peered down at her cautiously. "Are
you still human?"

The redhead nodded warily as she sat up. It was then Ranma noticed the cat
basket behind Akane that had a few of the Tomboy's weights on top. She shuddered
as Ranma heard the now familiar yowl of the feline Shampoo.

"I remembered I had the cat carrying case." Akane explained though
not going into any details.

"Shampoo scratched you!" Ranma noticed as he pointed to the bleeding
cuts across her arms.

"She put up a bit of a fight." Akane agreed.

Ranma's hand touched one of the scratch marks gingerly.

"Hey!" Akane hissed in pain. "They hurt you dummy!"

"So quit complaining and come get some first aid." Ranma snapped
back.

"I think you could do with some attention too." Akane sniped back.
"You look as if Shampoo really was trying to kill you!"

"'Fraid so." Ranma sighed.

"Guess it's getting very complicated." The dark haired girl said.

"That's the understatement of the year Akane." Ranma chuckled.

~*~*~*~

Nabiki meanwhile wasn't a happy con artist. Things where going wrong. She liked
failure, that happened to other people. While her plans always worked.
Now in the first time in ages she was running. Not just a gentle jog but a full
out sprint. Her plan to have camera's in every hotspot of Nerima and they where
all connect through one point.

It could be the only explanation for the black out. The satellite link up room
was positioned in a different part of town and was being run by a few of her
lackeys. And they weren't answering her phone calls so something serious must
have happened. The most annoying thing was that she had missed the fight between
female Ranma and Shampoo.

If she'd sold that tape it would have completely paid for the camera's themselves
and still have enough change for her to pocket. Nabiki hadn't considered the
small building to be of any interest. She burst into the run down looking apartment
expecting carnage, but she didn't believe what she s/p> /p>
"Kodachi!" Nabiki cried in surprise.

"Oh-hohohohohohohoho!" The girl intruder laughed. "I see you're
behind this."

"Funny I was about to say the same to you." The mercenary girl sneered.

"Be careful how you address my sister, Nabiki Tendo."

"Hey Kuno-Baby." She hissed noticing Takewaki Kuno in his now familiar
long robe and scarf. "What are the pair of you doing HERE? TOGHETHER?"

"My servant informed me of some unusual activity in this abandoned building."
Kuno said. "My sister and I came to inspect it for demon activity."

Nabiki slapped her forehead with her hand. She had forgotten about Kuno and
his new obsession. 'Come on Nabiki think fast.'

"Listen Kuno-Baby..."

"You shall address me as..."

"Fine, fine whatever Kuno-Baby, but this isn't a demon's hideout!"

"This equipment seems to be a vast satellite uplink." Kuno sneered.
"Perhaps you, Nabiki Tendo are the link in all these devilish
activity."

Nabiki paused slightly shocked, but then she didn't get called demon by him
for nothing. 'Guess he really does think of me that way.'

"This is NOT a demon spy network." Nabiki growled. "This is
my own private enterprise to fund my college, I guess someone with as much money
as you wouldn't know anything about earning a living."

"If you say so Nabiki Tendo." Kuno said. "I have other matters
to attend to, that are no concern of yours."

The mercenary gritted her teeth. 'Ugh, that arrogant pompous ass! He always
says my name as an insult.'

"Let us go brother." Kodachi yawned. "This is obviously the
peasant's meager job. Our demons have nothing to do with this."

Nabiki eyed Kodachi making a mental note of the word 'peasant'.

Takewaki bowed slightly do her. More out of politeness than respect. "I
take my leave of you Nabiki Tendo."

"Shame really Kuno-baby." Nabiki sighed unable to resist. "I
was going to be shooting one of my little 'projects'. I'm sure the star, Mr.
Du Yu Long would love to meet the pair of you."

Both the Kuno's looked horrified at the suggestion.

"I mean he loves to meet new people." The girl continued. "And
we're always looking for extras."

"You demon girl, Nabiki Tendo." Kuno gasped. "I will investigate
you later, but I have other demons to fry."

"Kill as well." Kodachi purred.

"I vow that the pigtailed goddess and the beauteous Akane shall be freed
by my sword!"

"And I will of course take the demon Ranma-Darling off your hands."
Kodachi simpered thinking of Ranma. "The Black Rose will save you from
the demon's evil clutches."

Nabiki tried to butt in with some logic but they had already dramatically dashed
out the window.

"The Demon stalker of Nerima shall return for you Nabiki Tendo."
Kuno yelled.

"Well that's something to look forward to." Nabiki sighed as she
was showered with red and black petals.

~*~*~*~*~

Akane winced as the alcohol was splashed on her arm by the now male Ranma.

"Stop being such a wuss!" Ranma teased.

"I'm not being a wuss!" Akane snapped.

"Geez Akane... calm down." Ranma said cautiously. "You've been
quicker than normal at getting mad today. Anything wrong?"

"Heh.." The girl mumbled as she was reminded of why she was so frustrated.
"I have to tell him!'

"I think maybe we better get out of here before Shampoo finds a way out."
Ranma said. "But don't worry Akane I've got a plan."

"Ranma that isn't making me worry less." Akane warned.

"What's making you worry?" Kasumi asked as she entered with some
refreshments.

"Shampoo." Ranma huffed.

"Oh don't worry about her." Kasumi beamed. "I let her out a
few minutes ago. She was making a bit of a racket."

Both teenagers fell over.

"She went out with that young duck-boy Mousse." Kasumi continued.
"He wasn't helping much he kept trying to empty my laundry basket."

"Akane we're in big trouble!"

"What's this 'we'?"

"C'mon Akane we have to leave NOW!"

"But.." She stuttered. "I still have to tell you!"

Ranma wasn't listening. He dragged his fiancee out of the house.

"B-bye you two!" Kasumi waved to the disappearing dots. "So
nice to see them getting along."

~*~*~*~

Meanwhile in the okinominyaki restaurant Ukyo was furiously trying to cook
and ignore what was going on around her. All the while in denial that she was
annoyed in the first place.

Akari giggled in her cute girlish fashion. "You're so brave!"

"I was." Ryoga nodded, striking a manly pose.

Ukyo curled up her lip in disgust, but then thought of Ryoga's helpless kitten
routine. 'If only I had a camera.'

"What did you do Ukyo?"

The question knocked the chef out of her daydream. "Me?" She asked
Akari unsure if she had heard it or not.

"Yes." Akari nodded. "What did you do to help my Ryoga?"

"Well I was getting Ran-Chan to.." Ukyo paused as she was reminded
she had been trying to get Ranma to have sex with her. "Um.... to make
sure he stayed away from Akane."

"Did Neko-Ranma do that?" Akari said pointing to her bandages.

"No...Neko-Akane did."

"It must be awfully scary to see people still look like humans but act
like animals!" Akari stated.

"Heh, just a little." Ukyo choked remembering the fury in Ranma's
eyes when he was in the Neko-Ken.

"Let me help you." Akari pleaded. "I'm a wonderful cook!"

"No, thank you." Ukyo said frostily.

"I won't take no as an answer." Akari said picking up a spatula.

Ukyo sighed it was hard work hating such a sweet girl as her. She looked across
to Ryoga who was watching Akari the same way he watched Akane. 'Why am I even
letting these two bother me?' She asked herself. But her thoughts where interrupted
by a crash at the door. Ranma and Akane had just entered and where looking out
of breath.

"This is your big plan?" Akane yelled. "Hide at Ukyo's?"

"Um..." Ranma shrugged.

Ukyo and Ryoga looked at each other with that gut feeling that things where
about to get even worse.

*********

Author's Note: I'll pick up where I left off next chapter. But that wasn't
too bad a cliffhanger. No-one's shouting death threats, well apart from Shampoo
but she's out there somewhere looking for Ranma. Maybe she'll turn up next chapter
or perhaps Ranma's genius plan will work.

Yeah, like that could ever happen!

On another note I'm attempting to reload my chapters to Fanfiction.net. But
it's a censored version so I'm going to have a -CENSORED-, bit which would
be quite funny to do. (In a lets mess with their heads sort of way.)

e.g. Ranma -CENSORED- along Akane's -CENSORED- making her -CENSORED- in pleasure.

Or that might just be me and my evil schemes!
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