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Crossover Heaven	By : Cieraco Category: Weiß Kreuz > General Views: 1042 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Weiß Kreuz, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Aurthoress: I forgot to do some translations last chappy so here they are. I think they are right. The plot bunnies are mutating.

Koinu= small dog, puppy

Neko= kitty, cat

Authoress: Ones for this chappy

Kouaii= scary

Verworren(ger)= kinky

Tenshi=angel

Hime=princess

Kawaii=cute

Baka=idiot

Scene descriptions

::actions::

{telepathy}

[thoughts]

Scene II still

Part VII: Schuldig x Quatre

Now I am searching for the stupid German telepathd thd the little blond empath. Schu has this extremely sinister look. That scares me. I am vaguely aware of what he can do. Anyway, he and Quatre are … ok well Quatre is sitting in Schu's lap. I think that while I was keeping the telekinetic from cheating the baka telepath was.

Schu: (to Reika) {I did not cheat. It turns out he likes the sub thing. Besides I don't like arguing with empaths. Don’t ask}

Miss Reika: (Schu){ ::nods through link:: }

Quatre: I need a good safe word.

Schu: Verworren.

Quatre: What does verworren mean?

Schu: Um … it's kinda kinky.

Quatre: I don’t want to know. I think I will stick to something a bit simpler. Pink.

Schu: ::qirks eyebrows:: Pink?

Quatre: I like pink. There is nothing wrong with it. ::cute pouty face::

Schu: If you say so.

Part VIII: Yohji x Eiri

Ok on to find the next set of pretty boys.

Kaiba: ::pulls cute redhead up on his lap:: You are enjoying this a bit too much I think.

Miss Reika: I um…Well kinda.

Kaiba: ::growls::

Miss Reika: Sorry, kind of. (to readers) { He hates it when I use slang type words. I can get away with it in my thoughts though hehe} If you don’t let me continue Authoress will get mad at you. And the last time that happened it wasn’t pretty. (readers) {Don’t ask. It would be a-whole-nother fic.}

Kaiba: Point taken, Tenshi

Ok back to the pretty boys. There is Eiri and … Yohji? Now that is interesting. Looks like Yohji is making an ass of himself. Once again though I have missed a lot of the conversation as they weren't interested in the spectacle from earlier. Oh yeah and how the hell did Schu know I thought he was cheating. I had him blocked. (Schu) {How did you know I thought you were cheating?}

Schu: (Reika) {Obviously if you heard me your wall failed}

Miss Reika: ::scowls internally and reinforces wall::

Eiri: You look like an idiot Kudoh

Yohji: You remind me of Aya. Way too much ice.

Eiri: Whatever. Give me your half of the card. Whichever is bigger gets to be Dom.

Yohji: ::looks at card:: [it could be over half, of course I really don’t know how big it was in the first place] Sure.

Eiri writes his name on his half of the card then compares them.

Eiri: Mine is bigger.

Yohji: We'll see. Soccer is my safe word.

Miss Reika: ::begins to laugh hysterically::

Kaiba: What now?

Miss Reika: ::still laughing:: Soccer ::laughs more::

Kaiba: ::looks confused::

Authoress: (to Kaiba) {I didn't invite Ken. He just loves soccer}

Part IX: Shuichi x Omi

Um… hehe… um… oh yeah the two chibis. Grrrr they talk to quietly.

Omi: ::smiles:: It has been a while Shuichi-kun

Schuichi: Yeah. I hope Yuki has fun.

Omi: Still thinking of him before yourself. I think it's sweet.

Schuichi: So you want to flip a coin or something.

Omi: Sure. You got a coin?

Schuichi: No

Omi: ::drags Schuichi over to Kaiba:: Kaiba-sama do you have a coin we can use?

Kaiba: ::looks at his Hime sitting in his lap:: I can't get to it right now.

Miss Reika: ::realizes she is in the way, but doesn't want to move:: ::looks to Master for permission to speak::

Kaiba: :: nods::

Miss Reika: Pick a number one through ten. Closest gets to be Master. Ok?

Omi and Shuichi: Ok

Omi: Seven

Shuichi: One

Miss Reika: Nine. You win Omi

The pair walks away.

Schuichi: How about daisy for my safe word?

Omi: Works for me.

Part X: Trowa x Hiro

Let me see, the guitarist and Heavy Arms pilot. Ah… there they are. Off in a corner. Sorry I keep missing the beginnings of the conversations.

Trowa: Hn.

Hiro: Ok so we each write a number on our half of the card. If the numbers added together are even I get Dom. If they are odd you do. Good idea?

Trowa. Ok.

They scrawl on their respective cards.

Trowa: 3333445

Hiro: Three. Even, what's your safe word?

Trowa: Chicory.

Part XI: Irvine x Fujisake

Damned cowboy ::stuck in own little fantasies:: (to Authoress){When you gonna write that FF8 fic?} Back to this fic. The cowboy is hanging on the little keyboardist. Aww kawaii.

Irvine: So … what-

Fujisake: Kouaii.

Irvine: What does kouaii mean?

Fujisake: It is my safe word, doesn’t matter what it means.

Irvine: [Hmmm ask Squall later what kouaii means, he studied Japanese.]

Part XII: Tohma x K

Last but not least we have Tohma and the psycho gun brandishing baka. By the way I hate guns. He was pissed when I made him leave them upstairs. I know evil me.

Tohma: I will not be sub to you.

K: Um yes you will.

Tohma: NO. I. WON'T.

K: Yes I think you will, else I will make sure Shuichi and Yuki take a long vacation. Then Shuichi won't be able to tour.

Tohma: I will fire you.

K: No you won't because no one else can handle Sakano's dumbass, and Shuichi's well … personality.

Tohma: That is beside the point.

K: Well not really. What is your safe word.

Tohma: I will Not-

K: ::pulls gun out of null space:: Yes you will.

Miss Reika: [damnit how did he do that?] ::pulls her staff out of null space:: [oh that is how]

Kaiba: What are you doing?

Miss Reika: ::looks at staff:: Sorry. ::sends staff back to null space::

Missed some stuff sorry.

Tohma: Purple.

K: You chose purple for your safe word?

Tohma: Got a problem with that?

K: Ok whatever.

Authoress: ::behind Reika's back. Whispers:: Ken and Heero are eavesdropping from the door at the stairwell. They have the door cracked open a bit so they can see. Don’t tell Reika. She'd have a fit. ::evil smile::

~~~~~*****~~~~~

Authoress: Ok so now I have more evil plot bunnies running around. They are multiplying, and mutating.

Authoress(to Snowshoe koneko): I am so glad you reviewed. No I don't go to college. I am a stay at home mommy. I do plan to go for journalism tho. I love to write. I hope you like the pairings. There will be a lot of each pair mingling with other pairs as well.

Authoress: Ok so if you are dying to see a certain pair/trio/well whatever, leave it in a review for me and I will try to make it happen. Oh and Silk and Satin (ran/yohji-lemon) will be on my site on 26Mar2004 probably at night tho.

Miss Reika: Remember reviews keep her writing.

Authoress: Kaiba will you keep her out of my hair please?

Kaiba: She is supposed to be in her room.

Miss Reika: Oops. ::runs back to room::

Authoress: See chap 1 for warning and disclaimer.
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