My Enemy is a vegetable

Jemstone5 has blocked me from her e-mail.
No, I was not trying to teach her biology, or sending her pamphlets on endangered species.
It was a bout religion.
No, I am nowhere near devout, but I do have a religion and I do respect it. I was doing this more for my friends than for me, who take their different religions more seriously.
I quote ‘These days they throw Holy Water in the faces of the Bride and Groom…’
I jump to my friends defense when they are insulted, no matter what for. I know Jews and Hindus and Atheists, pagans, I am a Wiccan, and there are many other religions out there that are not Catholic.
How do these people get married in the future according to her fic?
She didn’t ar sar save to say I couldn’t write myself and because of that I chose to be mean.
Does anyone out there have an answer? Is anyone out there offended by no other religions save Catholicism (of Hinduism took over the world, I’d have the same argument) are allowed?
Maybe she feels I cannot write because women can do anything, because children were conceived out of wedlock, and because I advocate abortions.
Anyway, in commemoration of Catholics ‘concurring’ the world, hera lia little scene (any insults are towards Kale and other characters, not Catholics):

Aceline: Mommy, where do dhampil’s come from?

Kale: You see,
There are Jews in this world
There are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I hate every one of them
I’m a Roman Catholic,
And have been since I was born
And the one thing they say about a catholic is:
They’ll take you as soon and you are warm
I know D did
You don’t have to be a six-footer.
You don’t have to have any brain
You don’t have to have any clothes on.
You’re a catholic as soon and Daddy came!
You see,
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
I get quite irate

Aceline: Don’t you mean God?

Kale: Him too.

D: All my sperm are sacred,
All my sperm are great
If a sperm is wasted, I get quite irate!

Castle: Let the heathen spill theirs
On the asphalt ground
God shall make them pay for
Every sperm that can’t be found

Alucard: Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
That’s why I came.
That’s why I’m here.
So ladies need
Have no fear!

Dracula: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat
Their semen with more care
Right D?

D: Right, Dad

Men: Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great

Women: If a sperm is wasted

Aceline: God gets quite irate!

Edward: Every sperm is sacred

Logan: Every sperm is good

* Insert dancing nuns*

Sym: Every sperm is needed

Kale: In your neighborhood!

Aceline: Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine

Kale: God needs everybody’s

D: mine!

Alucard: and mine!

Nuns: Let the pagan spill theirs
O’er mountain hill and plain

Random Holy Statues (all of which seem to look like Kale): God shall strike them down
For each sperm spilled in vain

All: Every sperm is sacred!
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
Kale gets quite iraaaaaate!