Ploosome Threesomes

A/N: Thought I'd sneak something a bit different in here. We can call it threesome plus or something. hehe Mmmmkay. Thought I'd bring this bit of craziness out of hiding. I’ve managed to butcher not only the English language, but Champloodom as well. *cackles insanely*
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I'd now be shot.

Damn but it was cold and that sonofabitch wouldn’t share body heat if it was shooting out his ass. Not like there’s anything less frigid in there though. Frickin’ iceberg.

Fuu’s shivering too, lookin’ all pathetic and snifflin’. Like we’re all not fuckin’ freezin’.

We’ve been on the road for days and the town which was supposed to be just across the hill has officially been named nonexistent. Who’s dumbass idea was it to keep going anyway.

“Guys.”

Great, here she goes with her whinin’.

“I know it’s um, weird, but could we sleep together just for tonight?”

Of course. But hell, can’t say I’m upset that she suggested it. If fishface agrees then I’m definitely in.

“Hn.”

Now was that a yes or no?

“I suppose it would be wise tonight Fuu. There are no other options available. Come here.”

He parts the blanket wrapped around his shoulders and the bitch is headed over snugglin’ right in. Well don’t they look cozy.

“Mugen?”

At least she doesn’t forget me. Jin looks like he’d rather eat beetle guts though. Like I give a shit.

I head over and as soon as we’re all curled up together I have to admit that for once she’s right. It feels an assload better than sittin’ on the cold ground alone and my face fits just right in the crook of Jin’s neck. Not that I’d ever tell him that.

Pretty soon Fuu’s snorin’ and Jin’s breath has evened out. Looks like they both passed out. Now to get my own shut eye.


A rustle in the bushes jerks me awake. Somethin’s out there and as I feel Jin stiffen, I know I’m not the only one who noticed. A crack of a branch and I’m edging my hand to my sword. Good thing I always sleep with it next to me for just such occasions. Dammit. Why’d someone have to come out here now, just when we’re nice and cozy. And who the hell’d be all the way out here in the middle of the night anyway?

Another snap and a scrawny little dude steps out. He’s pretty pitiful lookin’. Doesn’t seem like there’d be much fun fightin’ him. Crap. Woke up for nothin’.

But somethin’ soon tells me it ain’t quite nothin’. Jin’s breath is jerkin’ like he’s drowning. What the hell?

“Yuki?”

Yuki? Who?

“Yuki, is that you?”

Jin sounds amazed, like this was somethin’ he wasn’t expectin’.

“Y-yes T-takeda-san.”

Poor kid sounds half frozen. Not that I care too much mind you. Just somethin’ I noticed.

“What are you doing here Yuki?”

He’s gone from amazed to confused to suspicious. I feel like I’m missin’ somethin’ here.

“I-I followed y-you here Takeda-san. Th-they sent me to f-find y-you.”

Huh?

“I see Yuki. I should have figured as much.”

Now the other things didn’t really seem too weird, but the bitterness does. Jin? Feel bitter? Strange.

“Come here Yuki, you should at least get warm before you try and finish what you’ve started.”

He nudges me to scoot over.

“Now hold on a second four eyes. Sharin’ with the enemy,” I can’t help but look at him,” such as he is, ain’t in the contract.”

“Mugen,” we’re on to exasperated now. “He’s tired, cold and harmless. What are you afraid of?”

Pshaw.

“Whatever. But he ain’t gettin’ my warm spot.”

I flop open an arm and glare at the kid. Harmless or not, he’s takin’ the cold seat.

He ducks his head down and drags his way over to us. Sliding in, he snuggles up under my arm and makes himself at home. What the hell? Couldn’t he at least act a little scared. Argh.

Jin settles back in and I can feel his fingertips brushing Yuki’s head where it’s layin’ on my shoulder. Seems our silent samurai has a soft spot for the boy. Must be one of them dojo things. Weirdos.

Pretty soon everyone’s out but me. Fishface was the last to give in, but as soon as Yuki was out, he settled down a bit. I could feel him slowly driftin’ off as the tenseness in his muscles eased. And Fuu hadn’t budged through the entire ordeal. Damn rock.

I slouch down and my cheek finds his chest. It’s just as bony as I thought it’d be, but a welcome pillow all the same.


The first thing I notice is the warm hand under my shirt, sweepin’ back and forth, slowly, like it’s petting me. The second thing is how hard Jin is against my cheek. Must’ve slid down while I was sleepin’. Crap. I try to scoot and only manage to rub my face against him, Yuki must be halfway on top of me the damn brat. And apparently he’s a sleep stroker. He’s rubbin’ my nipples now and shit if it doesn’t feel good. Pretty soon Jin ain’t gonna be the only one with mornin’ wood.

Fuu’s breathy little moan echoes around us and I can’t see what the hell’s happenin’ to her, but it sure sounds good. I manage to twist a bit and see that she’s lickin’ Jin’s neck in her sleep, lickin’ and nippin’ as good as any whore! Who’da thunk?

But that ain’t the scary part. Now Jin’s thrustin’ his hips up a bit, each jerk grazin’ my cheek. The material between him and me’s startin’ to get a little damp, and it turns me on to think I’ve got Jin juice on my cheek. Fucker.

They’re all out to get me. Yuki just won’t quit and surely to goodness I’m not the only one awake here. But Yuki’s pinchin’ now, somehow the little bitch must know I like it rough. His fingernails are twistin’ the absolute shit outta my nipple and I’m suddenly harder than ever. Crap. There’s no way this is gonna end good. No way.

Jin still seems lost in some sorta dream. He must be. There’s no way he’d be slippin’ his hand inside Fuu’s kimono if he was awake! Suddenly she jerks and moans and damn if I don’t wanna moan with her. Maybe I’d better just make the best of things.

Jin’s still twitching and rubbing against me, one slight turn of my head and the clothed tip of his cock just slips right in my mouth. Dude, he’s hung! I can already tell. Thick and meaty. Just like I like em’. Yuki’s gettin’ brave too. He’s scratchin’ my belly now, scrapin’ around my bellybutton like he’s tryin’ to draw blood. Maybe he is. I can’t help but groan and slurp. One deep breath and I push down over Jin, takin’ in as much as I can without chokin’.

Yuki’s got small hands, but he wraps em around my dick like a pro, thumbin’ the tip and squeezin’ just right. Damn!

I pull away from Jin long enough to glance at Fuu and DUDE she’s got breasts! I mean really got BREASTS! Shit. And Jin’s fingers ain’t still on her breasts. Nope. His hands under her kimono, but her hips give away just what he’s doin’. She’s twitchin’ and pumpin’ now. Shit.

But back to the business at hand.

Cock. Jin’s cock. I manage to part his robes one handed so we can really get this shindig goin’. And he’s huge! Like wow huge. And wet. Like leaking wet. Like my mouth’s waterin’ just lookin’ at him.

One lick and I feel him go still. Uh-oh. Musta woke him up. Shit. I bob like my life depends on it and pretty soon he loosens up and moans. I hear Fuu’s breath pickin’ up too. But for some reason, Yuki’s pullin’ away. Pullin’ away and tuggin’ at my robe. And touchin’ my bare ass! No way! That little fucker is so not gonna go there. I’m pullin’ my head back to tell him so when shit if that’s not a tongue lickin’ me.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

His tongue plunges in and I’m a quiverin’ mess. Dammit. It feels so good, lickin’ and tastin’ and I can feel him stretchin’ me, spearin’ me. I can’t help but hiss when he pulls back and slides a finger in, it’s been awhile, but it feels so good. I just hope his dick’s not tiny.

Jin’s twitchin’ beneath me and I can feel Fuu jerkin’ all the way through him. She’s howlin’ like a dog right now, she must be awake. No one seems to care though. Nobody’s stoppin’ and thank goodness for that.

Shit.

He’s lickin’ and fingerin’ both now. Like I ain’t ready enough. Dammit just get on with it.

I shove my ass back at him and he seems to get the idea. Idiot. He pulls back and puts a hand on my hip. I can feel his dick brushin’ against me now, like he’s teasin’ me. He’s slidin’ back and forth across my hole. Another shove on my part and he’s plungin’ in. Shit!

“Aaaahhhh,” he’s wrapping himself over my back and moanin’. I pull away from Jin again and look up to see the two of them kissin’ over me. Tongues tanglin’, mouths open. Damn but it’s hot. A look at Fuu let’s me know that Jin’s hands still busy. She looks ready to explode, boobs swayin’ with each jerk of her hips.

They look down at me and Yuki smirks before takin’ up a fast hard rhythm. His hand’s on my dick again and it’s drivin’ me insane. Jin looks needy and I realize I’m slackin’.

I start suckin’ again for all I’m worth, somehow managin’ to get a couple fingers down far enough to stroke his balls and he bucks. Yuki’s hittin’ that spot and I’m moanin’ like a whore and deep throatin’ Jin like a pro. Damn. Little dude’s got skills. Pretty soon Fuu screams and Jin’s tightenin’ up and I’m tightenin’ up and Yuki’s cussin’ like a sailor.

Shit. Shit. Shit. SHIT!

Damn!

I’m there, I’m so there, shit I’m cumin all over our blanket and Jin’s fillin’ my mouth. Shit!

Yuki slams back in and stiffens up and looks like he’s there too.

Damn.

Looks like we all got what we wanted. And it sure as fuck feels good. I lick Jin clean and Yuki’s slippin’ out of me. Good. I curl up on Jin’s thigh and feel Yuki curl up against my back. Fuu slips down on the other side of Jin and someone tugs the blankets over all of us. Great.

Now we’re good and warm and damned if we’re not going back to sleep, mornin’ or not.

A/N: … … *hides in a corner and cackles herself silly* … … . Twas fun.