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Gravitation › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,446
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Chapter Three - How to Turn Sakano Psycho in Two Days - Part Two
Kei-chan: OH MY GOD... we're baaaaaack!
Rin-chan: We're really sorry for the huge wait, but we have a good excuse! I'm a lazy bitch, and my sister's been working.
Kei-chan: Yeah... anyways, hopefully this will make up for it! Read on, and enjoy!
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Chapter Three - How to Turn Sakano Psycho in Two Days - Part Two
Sakano woke with a jolt, coughing and spluttering. He leapt out of bed when he realised that he’d just had ice water, complete with ice cubes, dumped over him. As his feet hit the floor, he had a nasty shock.
SMACK
Bam proceeded to repeatedly smack him in the face with an entire trout. Sakano, shocked, just stood there and took it for a long moment… before an evil glint came into his eyes. He ripped the fish out of Bam’s grip, and thwacked him over the head with it, hard. He began cackling as he brandished the fish at the guys, smacking them all periodically.
He paused for a second, laughing maniacally, before- “WATTAH!” He launched himself at Bam.
Ten minutes later
They all walked out of the bedroom, reeking of trout, and covered in fish guts. The guys glared at Sakano, who simply bared his teeth at them, before stomping off to shower.
Once they no longer smelled of fish, they dressed and left the mansion. As they left the mansion, they found a TV camera shoved in their faces. They blinked dumbly for a moment.
Ryan laughed. “I guess he’s here already. This is a little surprise from me to you!”
Suddenly, a voice cut through everything. “Hey man, I’m here to pimp your ride!” They looked over to see a man approaching them. “I’m Xzibit, and you’re about to be pimped!”
Suddenly, he stopped, staring at the only car in sight. “Although, I don’t know why you called me… this don’t need pimpin’, it’s already there!”
Ryan shook his head. “Well, I think this guy here would like a little payback on a certain someone.” He said, patting Sakano on the back.
Xzibit raised his eyebrows, looking at Sakano, who had started smirking evilly. “Actually, I would. Turn it into a first class pimp-mobile!”
And so, Sakano was left stood with a demonic glint in his eyes, watching as Xzibit drove away in Tohma’s precious Bentley Continental.
Bam blinked rapidly for a few moments, before shrugging. “Anyways… let’s get going!”
A few moments later, a yell rang through the air.
“WATTAH!!!”
Sakano thundered around the makeshift race course in Tohma’s Aston Martin, cackling and yelling. Ryan and Raab stared, dumbstruck. Bam, who was unlucky enough to be in the car with him, was hanging out of the window, screaming and crying for his mother. “MOMMY!”
When the car disappeared into Tohma’s underground garage, Bam emerged, comical tears streaming down his face. “I’m never getting into a car with him ever again…he’s worse than Don Vito and Phil when someone‘s stolen their twinkies!”
Suddenly, Sakano came roaring back onto the track, driving a black Hummer. Bam had calmed down by this time, and watched in amusement as Sakano ripped the Hummer to shreds. Raab blinked for a moment. “Heh, Hummers aren’t meant to be tortured like that…”
--
Later that evening
The four stood in Tohma’s bedroom, evil grins on their faces, and paintbrushes in their hands. On the floor, there were numerous tins of paint. Without wasting a second, they dipped their paintbrushes into a tin of baby pink paint. Within minutes, they had painted an entire wall. They stepped back, and took a good long look. Finally deciding it was a suitable colour, they kicked it into high gear.
They painted as fast as they could, cackling insanely at the same time. Soon enough, Tohma’s bedroom, and everything in it… including the bed, was baby pink. They had even painted the glass in the windows.
They went through every room this way, upstairs and downstairs, until Tohma’s entire mansion was painted baby pink. Including every window, the floors, and every object. They even took the time to paint the toilet bowls! After they had done this, it still wasn’t that late. So, deciding they had better things to do than sleep just yet, they set about painting the outside of Tohma’s mansion. Sakano and Bam were on huge ladders, painting the second level, while Raab and Ryan took care of the ground floor. They decided to make Sakano scale the house once again, and he painted the roof tiles.
Their job done, they pitched some tents in the back yard, and broke out the alcohol. As the other three kept drinking, and drinking, and drinking, and drinking, Sakano watched them quietly, biding his time.
Some time later, when the three tormentors had passed out, Sakano smirked to himself. He whipped out another paintbrush, and the remainder of the pink paint. Without pausing, or feeling guilty in the slightest, he set about painting each unconscious body. He covered them in paint, feeling completely vindictive. He made sure to paint all of their skin he could see, their clothes, their hair, and even their facial hair.
Once that was done, he calmly settled down into his sleeping bag, and drifted off… of course, he first made sure to leave the tent flap open, hoping the paint fumes would be gone by morning.
--
Sakano was the first to awaken the next morning, putting in his contact lenses with a smirk. He exited the tent, only to find that Xzibit had brought Tohma’s car back. And it now looked like a super-pimp mobile. It was bright purple, and had “P.I.M.P.” Written on the sides, in big gold letters. Underneath that, in smaller writing, it said “Pretty. Intelligent. Midget. Prince.”
Instead of a Bentley badge, it had a badge of a pimp hat, exactly like the one Tohma wears. Inside, the seats were purple velvet, with black feathers lining everything. It had a pair of furry, purple dice hanging from the rear view mirror, and the steering wheel was also covered in feathers. There was a pair of handcuffs attached to the handle above the passenger door, and a brand new pimp hat placed on the driver’s seat.
Sakano took one look at it, and began cackling like a deranged chipmunk. His loud laughter had brought his three tormentors out of their blissful sleep, and they shrieked as they noticed their new paint jobs. They stormed out of the tent, intending to smash Sakano into a thousand pieces, when they saw him casually twirling a gun around in his hand.
This was, of course, the moment Tohma decided to show up. He stepped out of his limo, smiling, until he caught sight of his house. Yuki, Shuichi, and Ryuichi also got out of the limo, and saw the mansion. Shuichi squealed happily. “I wanna live here!” Ryuichi stared at it, amused. “It’s the same colour as you, Kumagorou!” And Yuki promptly pointed and laughed his ass off.
Tohma sprinted into his home, crashing through the door. Everyone outside could hear him yelling. “IT’S BLOODY PINK EVERYWHERE! EVEN THE FOOD IS PINK!”
Sakano cackled, and they all looked over at him. They blinked as he, once again, began dancing like a demented upright crab. He stopped suddenly, twirling his gun again. Suddenly, Ryuichi screamed. “THE WALLS HAVE EYES!” He jumped behind Shuichi, cowering.
Shuichi raised an eyebrow, looking over at Tohma’s mansion. “OH MY GOD, THEY DO!” He promptly hid behind Yuki, who rolled his eyes as the two overgrown toddlers bawled their eyes out.
Ryan, Raab, and Bam all stepped forward from where they had been leaning against the house, completely camouflaged. They were scowling, and glaring at Sakano. Eventually, Tohma calmed down somewhat, and re-appeared outside. Then, he saw his car. Everyone winced, expecting an explosion, but instead heard a squeal of delight. “I LOVE IT!” Tohma bounced up and down, clapping his hands happily. “It’s the coolest car ever! AND IT HAS FEATHERS!” His inner-Ryuichi was back full force, and they smiled indulgently at the hyperactive evil genius.
Eventually, once the goodbyes had been said, Yuki, Shuichi, and Sakano all piled into the limo. There had been a moment of trouble when Shuichi had banged on the driver’s window, screeching. “LET ME DRIIIIIIVE!” Yuki twitched, before grabbing him by the scruff of his neck, and throwing him into the back seat.
Tohma and Ryuichi got into Tohma’s new pimp mobile, Ryuichi snickering as he saw the interior. Tohma, with his new pimp hat firmly on his head, started the engine, and let loose an evil laugh. As the engine kicked into life, the sound system began cranking out music.
‘We doin‘ big pimpin‘, we spending’ G’s
Check ‘em out now,
Big pimpin‘, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin‘ big pimpin up in N.Y.C.-’
Tohma smirked, roaring away from his pink mansion. The limo pulled away too, leaving the trio of Americans starting blankly at each other. Bam scowled. “Shit! We still need a ride to the damn airport!”
--
The next day, Sakano casually strolled towards Bad Luck’s studio. As he approached the door, he casually produced two guns, holding them ready. His foot slammed against the door, making it crash open to reveal bad luck and K. “WATTAH!”
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Kei-chan: And that's how it is!
Rin-chan: Thanks for reading, and please review! We'll try not to make you wait too long for the next chapter.
Kei-chan: As a side note, please leave a review and let us know what you think of Suki and Natsuko... we have a possible idea involving them, and we want to know what you guys think of them before we commit ourselves to anything. Let us know, and thanks for reading!
Rin-chan: We're really sorry for the huge wait, but we have a good excuse! I'm a lazy bitch, and my sister's been working.
Kei-chan: Yeah... anyways, hopefully this will make up for it! Read on, and enjoy!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter Three - How to Turn Sakano Psycho in Two Days - Part Two
Sakano woke with a jolt, coughing and spluttering. He leapt out of bed when he realised that he’d just had ice water, complete with ice cubes, dumped over him. As his feet hit the floor, he had a nasty shock.
SMACK
Bam proceeded to repeatedly smack him in the face with an entire trout. Sakano, shocked, just stood there and took it for a long moment… before an evil glint came into his eyes. He ripped the fish out of Bam’s grip, and thwacked him over the head with it, hard. He began cackling as he brandished the fish at the guys, smacking them all periodically.
He paused for a second, laughing maniacally, before- “WATTAH!” He launched himself at Bam.
Ten minutes later
They all walked out of the bedroom, reeking of trout, and covered in fish guts. The guys glared at Sakano, who simply bared his teeth at them, before stomping off to shower.
Once they no longer smelled of fish, they dressed and left the mansion. As they left the mansion, they found a TV camera shoved in their faces. They blinked dumbly for a moment.
Ryan laughed. “I guess he’s here already. This is a little surprise from me to you!”
Suddenly, a voice cut through everything. “Hey man, I’m here to pimp your ride!” They looked over to see a man approaching them. “I’m Xzibit, and you’re about to be pimped!”
Suddenly, he stopped, staring at the only car in sight. “Although, I don’t know why you called me… this don’t need pimpin’, it’s already there!”
Ryan shook his head. “Well, I think this guy here would like a little payback on a certain someone.” He said, patting Sakano on the back.
Xzibit raised his eyebrows, looking at Sakano, who had started smirking evilly. “Actually, I would. Turn it into a first class pimp-mobile!”
And so, Sakano was left stood with a demonic glint in his eyes, watching as Xzibit drove away in Tohma’s precious Bentley Continental.
Bam blinked rapidly for a few moments, before shrugging. “Anyways… let’s get going!”
A few moments later, a yell rang through the air.
“WATTAH!!!”
Sakano thundered around the makeshift race course in Tohma’s Aston Martin, cackling and yelling. Ryan and Raab stared, dumbstruck. Bam, who was unlucky enough to be in the car with him, was hanging out of the window, screaming and crying for his mother. “MOMMY!”
When the car disappeared into Tohma’s underground garage, Bam emerged, comical tears streaming down his face. “I’m never getting into a car with him ever again…he’s worse than Don Vito and Phil when someone‘s stolen their twinkies!”
Suddenly, Sakano came roaring back onto the track, driving a black Hummer. Bam had calmed down by this time, and watched in amusement as Sakano ripped the Hummer to shreds. Raab blinked for a moment. “Heh, Hummers aren’t meant to be tortured like that…”
--
Later that evening
The four stood in Tohma’s bedroom, evil grins on their faces, and paintbrushes in their hands. On the floor, there were numerous tins of paint. Without wasting a second, they dipped their paintbrushes into a tin of baby pink paint. Within minutes, they had painted an entire wall. They stepped back, and took a good long look. Finally deciding it was a suitable colour, they kicked it into high gear.
They painted as fast as they could, cackling insanely at the same time. Soon enough, Tohma’s bedroom, and everything in it… including the bed, was baby pink. They had even painted the glass in the windows.
They went through every room this way, upstairs and downstairs, until Tohma’s entire mansion was painted baby pink. Including every window, the floors, and every object. They even took the time to paint the toilet bowls! After they had done this, it still wasn’t that late. So, deciding they had better things to do than sleep just yet, they set about painting the outside of Tohma’s mansion. Sakano and Bam were on huge ladders, painting the second level, while Raab and Ryan took care of the ground floor. They decided to make Sakano scale the house once again, and he painted the roof tiles.
Their job done, they pitched some tents in the back yard, and broke out the alcohol. As the other three kept drinking, and drinking, and drinking, and drinking, Sakano watched them quietly, biding his time.
Some time later, when the three tormentors had passed out, Sakano smirked to himself. He whipped out another paintbrush, and the remainder of the pink paint. Without pausing, or feeling guilty in the slightest, he set about painting each unconscious body. He covered them in paint, feeling completely vindictive. He made sure to paint all of their skin he could see, their clothes, their hair, and even their facial hair.
Once that was done, he calmly settled down into his sleeping bag, and drifted off… of course, he first made sure to leave the tent flap open, hoping the paint fumes would be gone by morning.
--
Sakano was the first to awaken the next morning, putting in his contact lenses with a smirk. He exited the tent, only to find that Xzibit had brought Tohma’s car back. And it now looked like a super-pimp mobile. It was bright purple, and had “P.I.M.P.” Written on the sides, in big gold letters. Underneath that, in smaller writing, it said “Pretty. Intelligent. Midget. Prince.”
Instead of a Bentley badge, it had a badge of a pimp hat, exactly like the one Tohma wears. Inside, the seats were purple velvet, with black feathers lining everything. It had a pair of furry, purple dice hanging from the rear view mirror, and the steering wheel was also covered in feathers. There was a pair of handcuffs attached to the handle above the passenger door, and a brand new pimp hat placed on the driver’s seat.
Sakano took one look at it, and began cackling like a deranged chipmunk. His loud laughter had brought his three tormentors out of their blissful sleep, and they shrieked as they noticed their new paint jobs. They stormed out of the tent, intending to smash Sakano into a thousand pieces, when they saw him casually twirling a gun around in his hand.
This was, of course, the moment Tohma decided to show up. He stepped out of his limo, smiling, until he caught sight of his house. Yuki, Shuichi, and Ryuichi also got out of the limo, and saw the mansion. Shuichi squealed happily. “I wanna live here!” Ryuichi stared at it, amused. “It’s the same colour as you, Kumagorou!” And Yuki promptly pointed and laughed his ass off.
Tohma sprinted into his home, crashing through the door. Everyone outside could hear him yelling. “IT’S BLOODY PINK EVERYWHERE! EVEN THE FOOD IS PINK!”
Sakano cackled, and they all looked over at him. They blinked as he, once again, began dancing like a demented upright crab. He stopped suddenly, twirling his gun again. Suddenly, Ryuichi screamed. “THE WALLS HAVE EYES!” He jumped behind Shuichi, cowering.
Shuichi raised an eyebrow, looking over at Tohma’s mansion. “OH MY GOD, THEY DO!” He promptly hid behind Yuki, who rolled his eyes as the two overgrown toddlers bawled their eyes out.
Ryan, Raab, and Bam all stepped forward from where they had been leaning against the house, completely camouflaged. They were scowling, and glaring at Sakano. Eventually, Tohma calmed down somewhat, and re-appeared outside. Then, he saw his car. Everyone winced, expecting an explosion, but instead heard a squeal of delight. “I LOVE IT!” Tohma bounced up and down, clapping his hands happily. “It’s the coolest car ever! AND IT HAS FEATHERS!” His inner-Ryuichi was back full force, and they smiled indulgently at the hyperactive evil genius.
Eventually, once the goodbyes had been said, Yuki, Shuichi, and Sakano all piled into the limo. There had been a moment of trouble when Shuichi had banged on the driver’s window, screeching. “LET ME DRIIIIIIVE!” Yuki twitched, before grabbing him by the scruff of his neck, and throwing him into the back seat.
Tohma and Ryuichi got into Tohma’s new pimp mobile, Ryuichi snickering as he saw the interior. Tohma, with his new pimp hat firmly on his head, started the engine, and let loose an evil laugh. As the engine kicked into life, the sound system began cranking out music.
‘We doin‘ big pimpin‘, we spending’ G’s
Check ‘em out now,
Big pimpin‘, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin‘ big pimpin up in N.Y.C.-’
Tohma smirked, roaring away from his pink mansion. The limo pulled away too, leaving the trio of Americans starting blankly at each other. Bam scowled. “Shit! We still need a ride to the damn airport!”
--
The next day, Sakano casually strolled towards Bad Luck’s studio. As he approached the door, he casually produced two guns, holding them ready. His foot slammed against the door, making it crash open to reveal bad luck and K. “WATTAH!”
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Kei-chan: And that's how it is!
Rin-chan: Thanks for reading, and please review! We'll try not to make you wait too long for the next chapter.
Kei-chan: As a side note, please leave a review and let us know what you think of Suki and Natsuko... we have a possible idea involving them, and we want to know what you guys think of them before we commit ourselves to anything. Let us know, and thanks for reading!