Merging of the Balance

To be honest, I didn't expect to come up with another chapter this quickly, but I owe it partly to one of the readers who reviewed the second instalment; pettrum. The phrase he provided possibly got stuck in my head, and essentially this chapter wrote itself. So, if you're reading this, pettrum, this chapter's for you. Thanks.


Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Merging of the Balance
Chapter 3: The Internet Is For Porygon2

After the revelation he had at the Great Canyon, Kenneth realised his rescue career was only going to become even busier than ever, besides daily inspecting his troops to see how they were getting along in their new forms. Above all there was the adjusting to humanisation, and even after Alakazam and Shiftry had thoroughly explained the situation not everyone took it easily. There were new plans that had to made, amongst the team's daily duties that took their squads to various corners of their world. Blossom, who had not yet undergone even the slightest change, had volunteered to oversee the rescue work, leaving Kenneth to formulate contigency plans with his tactical crew.

Thus, after a healthy breakfast of Vermillion Gummi Blend, Kenneth headed straight for the Decrepit Lab, home to some of the most brilliant minds in Team FireLeaf. Together, these Pokémon had worked to bring the existing hardware back to life, such that the name "Decrepit Lab" was no longer quite accurate. To his surprise, there was already someone hard at work there.

"Ah, Leader Kenneth," said a voice as its owner's face turned to look at him. "Just the Pokémon I wanted to see."

"Hm? Oh, hello, Techna," greeted Kenneth, as he walked over to the girl busily typing on the revived computer. Techna was a Porygon2 the team had met during a journey through the Buried Relic, and her intelligence had gained her the opportunity to join the Decrepit Lab sector as another tactical commander and research specialist. However, like most of Team FireLeaf, she no longer took the original birdlike form of her species. Instead, her original head and beak now became a hat of sorts, shifted backwards, and she wore a pink full-bodied suit with blue gloves and boots. Techna's new head was framed by short blue hair as well as pink circular spectacles. "I've told you, it's perfectly fine if you just call me Kenneth."

"Perhaps. But being a Pokémon attuned to her originally programmed habits, it's not so easy to change."

"So, what is it that you wanted to see me about?"

"It's about the research I've been carrying out on the new metamorphic phenomena since yesterday," Techna began as she turned around on her swivel chair. "Our DNA is indeed being altered by a mystical force. We're all starting to not only gain human appearances, but also bodily functions in addition to our existing ones... Of course, for previously indeterminate, genderless Pokémon like myself, it's been a rather fascinating experience," she mused.

"I suppose so. I had no idea you guys would... well, take up genders," Kenneth admitted. "I especially wasn't expecting you to turn into a girl."

"Kenneth, even though I'm an inorganic Pokémon, we do have some randomly determined factors that dictate a rough sense of gender," deadpanned Techna. "Why do you think your Attract attack worked on me?"

"Yes, yes, quite right," Kenneth nodded as he sweatdropped slightly. He knew Porygon and Porygon2 were man-made Pokémon capable of transforming into data, but he hadn't guessed how factual and methodical Techna could be. "What else does your research show?"

"That's just it. My current information archives can't interpret the chaotic data I'm analysing," she shrugged. "I'll have to look for more standard data to use in comparison, but for that I require some original human DNA..."

"So that's why you wanted to look for me? That's alright, I'll give you a swab of my saliva and..."

"I'm afraid that won't quite be enough, Kenneth. I require a sizeable amount of your DNA to ensure uniformity of the data extraction. With each passing second, the metamorphic process could potentially warp your DNA permanently. I'll need to extract a volume of your DNA large enough for overall analysis."

"Then what do you propose we do? Sex?" The Blaziken started to laugh goodnaturedly, then immediately quieted once he realised that Techna hadn't said anything in response. "Wha... You're not joking?!"

"It's either that, or we shave off your feathers and slice off a chunk of your skin, muscle and other organs. Your sperm contains the crux of your DNA that provides an overall representation what you are; I would be most able to obtain the required data from there," replied Techna with her arms folded. "Plus... It's also for something else..."

"What would that be?"

"My species is one of several non-organic Pokémon; genders, emotions and senses are still rather new to us. With these new bodies, we now have access to more than mere pain and recovery, but also ticklishness, excitement and stimulation amongst other things." At that point, Kenneth almost swore he could see Techna blush slightly at the word 'stimulation'.

"Of course, in our original form we never had the need to experience these, but now I'm like this... I think it would be better to be prepared."

"Techna, are you sure? I..."

"Kenneth, you know as well as I do that this phenomena is a most startling thing for all of us. More so for some than others," said Techna firmly. "We have to help the psychologically affected by giving them the advice they need, something we can't do unless we have the vital information for."

"...I see your point," nodded Kenneth.

"Alright then. This interface here is wirelessly connected to my frontal receptor nodes, which will reinterpret physical contact into bits of data. Being what I believe, from my research, to be the most wide and sensitive area of the female anatomy, this should make the process easier," Techna introduced as she opened a new application on the computer. With a snap of her fingers, the material covering her breasts opened up like a camera irising in, revealing a pair of pale pink pillows. "Now, touch my chest and tell me how it feels."

"...!" Kenneth tried to say something in response, but the shock had numbed him. Being a rather nerdy type, Techna wasn't exactly a girl most of the others would consider going out with, let alone being borderline cute, but here she was -- inviting him to essentially molest her, albeit for the cause of science.

"...Are they not big enough? I could attempt to alter my data slightly to increase their volume, if it would facilitate the..."

"No, no! It's okay!" answered Kenneth quickly. "But won't you..."

"It's alright. I've disconnected what I believe are my emotional programmes to prevent any potential distractions. This test is to see if my nerve endings function similarly to those of other organic Pokémon like Techwhiz the Kadabra," Techna stated. "Just calm down, go ahead and touch them."

"..." Kneeling down with his hands trembling, Kenneth raised his palms, gently placing them on Techna's mounds. "They're so... light. And soft, too."

"I see. That sounds normal," nodded Techna. The Porygirl2 was right; Kenneth was kneading her breasts like dough and she was as unmoving as a Rock Part. Her electric-pink nipples flashed on and off each time he brushed against them, like a pair of Christmas LEDs. "The data capture seems to be going fine... What's the frequency, Kenneth?"

"Eh? Oh, hm..." Glancing back at the monitor screen, Kenneth watched as a blue line bounced up and down, forming a graph against a yellow one. "They seem to be mostly coinciding. According to the computer, about 97.2%, to be precise."

"Understood. I'll save it up in a document for further analysis later," Techna acceded. "Now we need to collect that sample of yours."

"Uh... Exactly how are we going to do this?"

"I'll have to extract it from you using my oral disc drive. Once your DNA is inside my body, I'll be able to save it inside my hard disk," explained the Virtual girl. "Now, if you'll stand closer in front of me..."

The Blaziken gaped as Techna advanced towards him, nonchalantly pressing her hand against his crotch, causing his little brother to pop out, much to his embarassment.

"Hm. I see our previous experiment has already prepared the data ejection system," mused Techna. "Let's begin..."

"Ohhh..." Kenneth gently gripped Techna's cap with both his hands while Techna continued to ease her gloved hands along his length, molding and caressing it as she encouraged it to expand.

"Hmmm... Mystique was right. He's definitely bigger than most others of his species," Techna thought to herself. "Oh well, no matter. It'll just make my job easier."

"ACK!" The leader of Team FireLeaf nearly choked as Techna took in his rod without second thought, pushing him deep inside her throat. Blips of data exploded along his throbbing presence as it brushed across her tongue, almost as if Kenneth had been masturbating in a can of Soda Pop.

"I'm going to extract the data, Kenneth." At least, that's what Techna tried to say, but it wasn't easy with nine inches of Blaziken stuck inside her. Kenneth could only nod as Techna's attempt at speech only tickled his rod even more, pushing him ever closer to the inevitable edge.

He nearly suffered a heart attack, then, when Techna began to hum like a fax machine.

"...I think he's taking it rather well," Techna mused in spite of Kenneth's strangled screaming. Part of him wanted to ram his meat in and out of Techna's oral cavity, while part of him was yelling at Techna to stop. Uncontrollably he began to buck from the vibrations as he firmly held Techna's head in position. Neither of them could tell if it was out of need for more pleasure or fear from losing his centre of gravity, but that wasn't quite the point. Kenneth was starting to wonder if Techna had read up on pornographic material as part of her research; she was a natural in a league of her own.

Then, roughly 30.233 agonising seconds after it had began (rounded up to five significant figures), Kenneth launched his data packs inside Techna's mouth, who diligently swallowed each one until there was no more. Wrapping her lips around his length, Techna eased Kenneth's rod out of her mouth, wiping it clean in the process and ensuring not a single molecule went to waste.

"...It won't do."

"Eh?" The Blaziken looked back at Techna after several moments of catching his breath.

"Instead of going directly to my hard drive, this new body of mine has assimilated the data via the digestive tract," explained the cybergirl with a frown. "We'll have to take another sample."

"Another one?!" Kenneth nearly screamed before he forcefully clamped his mouth shut. "Where are we going to extract it?"

"Down here. In my USB port," Techna pointed down at her crotch. "The data will stay there long enough for me to archive it before my biological components assimilate it again."

"Al... Alright," nodded Kenneth. "How are we going to do it?"

"For convenience it's best if I incline against a corner at a right angle," suggested Techna. "Leaning against this control should suffice."

With no room for disagreement, Kenneth scooped up Techna in his strong arms, placing her against the computer such that her symmetrical behind was poised enticingly towards him. "Just insert your external drive into my port when you're ready," she instructed.

"Are you sure? I think the first time's supposed to hurt, and..."

"I've disabled my firewall temporarily so I can fully capture this data. Now hurry!"

"Okay, here goes." Gently grabbing onto Techna's rump, Kenneth slowly pushed his way into Techna's newly revealed opening.

"Hm, it's not functioning as easily as it did. My USB port can't recognise your drive; we'll have to reinstall it," noted Techna. "Try taking it out and reloading it again; that usually works."

"I-I'll try." Gritting his teeth, Kenneth began the second agonising take of data extraction as he started to pump in and out of Techna. The Porygon2's snatch seemed to be lined with a layer of data, bubbling and fizzing around his erection. "Probably her species' own type of juices," thought the Blaziken.

"...This is taking to long," Techna piped up after a while, much to Kenneth's dismay as he started to get accustomed to her unique brand of lubricant. "I'm going to attempt using an accelerated process for this."

"W-Wait!" cried Kenneth. "I'm sure I can keep up as long as--"

"Thunderbolt!" Tensing her lower body, Techna sent several thousand volts of electricity flowing through her broadband cable, giving Kenneth's nervous system a significant shock but without doing him any actual damage due to the lack of amperes. The result was Kenneth emitting a high-pitched holler as the electricity not only ruined his hair, made imaginary smoke pour out of his ears, but also caused his waist to slam back and forth into Techna from the involuntary muscle twitches.

Finally, with a rather literal bang, Kenneth's resistance surrendered, injecting a long, sticky strand of his biological information deep inside Techna's entry port. Staggering from the electricity, Kenneth collapsed against the huge pulsing machine as he disconnected from Techna, his hot rod practically spluttering and coughing from the torturous voltage, splashing remnant drips of his essence onto the tiled floor. As he reeled from the afterglow, Kenneth still found himself rather amazed by the fact that Techna had been completely indifferent during their intercourse.

"My apologies for the rather unconventional method, Leader Kenneth," said Techna as she stood up. "But that was the fastest way to coax data retrieval. Will you be alright?"

"I'll be fine. Good thing I took Blossom's advice and supplemented some Zinc into my diet," assured Kenneth as he dusted himself off, his erection having already shrunk back into its feathered retreat. "I'll go check on the rest of the team, now."

"Sounds good. I'll get to work analysing your data right away."

"Don't feel pressured to rush it, Techna. Take as much of your own time as you need, with breaks in-between," Kenneth advised as he started to leave. "Good day!"

Politely, Techna waved a hand in reply before turning back to the computer.

"Oh, I'll take my own time alright."

Checking to see if the volume was disabled and the monitor switched off, Techna inserted a finger into one of the computer's USB ports. Instantly she disappeared into the PC in a flash of red light, leaving an empty laboratory.

Though, if someone had casually flipped on the monitor switch, they would have been treated to the sight of Techna lying atop a computer-generated image of a king-sized bed, with her legs lifted up and spread apart to reveal her shimmering snatch. Another figure framed the right side of the screen, with an erection jutting out from his lithe shadow.

And if that someone had bothered to turn up the volume, they would have heard Techna softly cooing, "Oh, Kenneth... I think I want some of your big, strong hardware inside me..."

And a few moments later, that someone would have turned off the monitor screen and disabled the volume back again, because the next two hours were packed with hardcore virtual intercourse accompanied by frenzied screaming that would have made even Alakazam blush.

"OH, LEADER KENNETH! PLUG YOUR DISK INTO MY DRIVE! HARDER! FASTER! DEEPER! ...KYAAAAAAAANNN!"


Will Kenneth do his way through the whole of the Pokédex? That's not something I've decided, because although I have a slew of ideas, some of which are confirmed, the specific order as well as confirmed number of chapters is nothing but a scrambled blur at this point.

So, if you've read this story up to this chapter, please do a favour for this just-starting-out adult fanfiction writer. Suggest pairings you'd like to see in the immediately following chapters (heterosexual only, mind) or femininesque Pokémon you'd like Kenneth to help out, and I'll see if I can work 'em in.

Once again, read and review, and thank you for your kind attention.