Emerald and Aquamarine
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Category:
Sailor Moon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
3,832
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Sailor Moon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Two
Emerald and Aquamarine
Flora Winters
I do not own Sailor Moon, but the gods know I wish I did.
Summary: Kunzite and Zoisite use a love potion to destroy the Sailor Scouts once and for all and that’s where things go hilariously wrong. MM, FF, LANG, and tons of silly violence and other crude things.
Chapter Two
“Hold it right there!” An annoying voice shrieked in high pitched irritation that could make ears gush founts of blood. “It’s not nice to ruin a beautiful day at the park!”
“Oh, no,” Queen Beryl hissed, holding her hands over her ears. “She’s here.”
“I’m Sailor Moon, and in the name of the Moon,” Annoyance incarnate squealed. “I will punish you!”
Beryl rolled her eyes when the silly twit tripped and fell flat on her face. Apparently a banana peel had been conveniently placed in her path.
“SCALE BLADE!” The fishy shouted, sending a wave of razor sharp scales which glistened like sapphires at the dumpling head.
“FIRE SOUL!” A loud voice wailed like a banshee, incinerating the monster’s attack spell to ash.
Queen Beryl continued to stuff her gorgeous face with strawberry goodness as the other Sailor Scouts appeared from out of nowhere like they always did. How were they able to do that? They always seemed know when and where the Moon Bitch was in trouble.
She was really starting to get pissed off, too. The little bitches were opposing her will and that was the incorrect thing to do. They so needed to be taught a lesson they would never forget.
Her fist connected with the countertop and the whole booth suddenly collapsed when the monster was refreshed. She stood there in the rubble, glowing like an angry red star that could nova at any moment.
“Who are you?” Sailor Moon asked, trying to get the ash out of her blond hair. She was going to have to wash it again. Oh, she was pissed.
“I’m the queen who haunts your dreams,” Beryl smiled with deadly white fangs. “And I think I’m going to carve off your pretty little faces.”
Her already long red nails grew to look the lengths of carving knives. She flexed their deadly beauty to show the scouts she meant business.
The scouts took a step back and Sailor Mercury whispered. “Queen Beryl?”
“Let’s see now,” the evil queen cackled, pointing a deadly ruby talon at each scout. “Who shall I peel like an apple first?”
“You can start with her!” Sailor Moon shouted, pushing Mars forward.
“WHAT?” Mars shrieked.
Luna growled. “Usagi…”
“I’m only kidding,” Sailor Moon giggled.
“You will be silent!” Queen Beryl snapped, lightning blasting the scouts backwards to land on their asses. “There is to be no giggling here!”
“Ouch,” Sailor Moon whined, looking at her leg. “You made me scratch me knee!”
“Aw, you poor dear,” Beryl cooed like a venomous viper before it sunk its deadly fangs into flesh. “Why don’t you crawl forward like a good little twit and let me smash you like a bug under my heel?”
Sailor Moon took the time to actually look at the scary woman’s shoes and gawked at the insanity. Those things were monsters. The heels had to be over seven inches.
“Are you crazy?” She screamed in horror, pointing at them. “You could fall and break your neck!”
Beryl blinked. Crazy? She didn’t know. She did feel rather strange. Perhaps being away from the Dark Kingdom was zapping her sanity on certain issues at hand. She actually wanted to rip the twit’s ears off and scream into them just to see if she could still hear.
She glided forward like a dancer on ice, bitch slapping the silly bubbles, lightning bolts, and fireballs aside as if they were pillows. She was not in the mood for parlor tricks, no matter how pretty they were.
“It’s not nice to throw magic!” Beryl yelled, slapping them to the ground. “Someone could get hurt!”
Her glowing red eyes fell on the Moon Bitch and she hissed at her like a large cat. Red lightning danced in her open palm and she took aim with the deadly spear.
A vibrant red rose suddenly came from out of the blue, causing her to leap back, looking up in not much surprise. It was that damn Tuxedo Mask.
“Those with jealous hearts will never find happiness,” he said, standing on top of a lamppost.
Queen Beryl cocked her head to the side in confusion. “Huh?”
“Oh, Tuxedo Mask!” Sailor Moon and Mars squealed, jumping up and down on one foot. “You’re so dreamy! Teach this old lady a lesson!”
Queen Beryl bitch slapped them to the ground for such an insult and hurled red hot lightning at the man in the cheap tuxedo. Oh, she was having a blast, literally. This was so much fun.
Tuxedo Mask jumped off the post before it exploded. He fell and rolled to the side to check on the scouts.
Beryl spun around in a hiss of billowing violet silk, her hair burning like a raging inferno. Her beauty was terrible.
“Prepare yourselves, you Sailor Sluts!” A pissed off voice shouted from above, throwing a metal vial.
“Zoicite!” Kunzite shouted in horror, flying down after it. “NO!”
“Kunzite!” Zoicite shouted in terror.
Queen Beryl, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon, and the other three scouts looked down at the strange mechanism that was dropped in their midst. It glowed, exploded, showering them all, including Kunzite, in a pink mist that sparkled like ice
Queen Beryl snarled as she gripped Sailor Moon by the throat and Tuxedo Mask looked at a startled Kunzite.
“Let me go!” Sailor Moon screamed, gazing into those angry red stars with malice in her own.
“I’m going to squeeze the life from…” Beryl said, voice skipping off somewhere.
“Handsome,” Tuxedo Mask whispered, gazing into Kunzite’s stunned eyes.
“Rei, I love you!” Ami shouted, throwing her arms around her.
“No, Ami! I love you!” Makoto shrieked in horror.
Rei bellowed, fighting with Ami. “I love you, Makoto!”
Beryl dropped Sailor Moon on her ass, stumbling backwards in horror. Her mind was filled with little pink hearts and cute fuzzy bunnies frolicking in a field of green clovers.
Sailor Moon blinked as she gazed at the gorgeous Goddess of Beauty. She reached out with a white gloved hand only to moan when the Goddess vanished in a blur.
“I LOVE YOU!” Tuxedo Mask shouted throwing his arms around Kunzite’s neck, holding him tight.
Zoicite’s molten emerald eyes narrowed into acid green slits.
Kunzite smiled. “I love you, too.”
Delicate nostrils flared and an explosion shook the park.
TBC…
Please review and tell me what you think.
Flora.
Flora Winters
I do not own Sailor Moon, but the gods know I wish I did.
Summary: Kunzite and Zoisite use a love potion to destroy the Sailor Scouts once and for all and that’s where things go hilariously wrong. MM, FF, LANG, and tons of silly violence and other crude things.
Chapter Two
“Hold it right there!” An annoying voice shrieked in high pitched irritation that could make ears gush founts of blood. “It’s not nice to ruin a beautiful day at the park!”
“Oh, no,” Queen Beryl hissed, holding her hands over her ears. “She’s here.”
“I’m Sailor Moon, and in the name of the Moon,” Annoyance incarnate squealed. “I will punish you!”
Beryl rolled her eyes when the silly twit tripped and fell flat on her face. Apparently a banana peel had been conveniently placed in her path.
“SCALE BLADE!” The fishy shouted, sending a wave of razor sharp scales which glistened like sapphires at the dumpling head.
“FIRE SOUL!” A loud voice wailed like a banshee, incinerating the monster’s attack spell to ash.
Queen Beryl continued to stuff her gorgeous face with strawberry goodness as the other Sailor Scouts appeared from out of nowhere like they always did. How were they able to do that? They always seemed know when and where the Moon Bitch was in trouble.
She was really starting to get pissed off, too. The little bitches were opposing her will and that was the incorrect thing to do. They so needed to be taught a lesson they would never forget.
Her fist connected with the countertop and the whole booth suddenly collapsed when the monster was refreshed. She stood there in the rubble, glowing like an angry red star that could nova at any moment.
“Who are you?” Sailor Moon asked, trying to get the ash out of her blond hair. She was going to have to wash it again. Oh, she was pissed.
“I’m the queen who haunts your dreams,” Beryl smiled with deadly white fangs. “And I think I’m going to carve off your pretty little faces.”
Her already long red nails grew to look the lengths of carving knives. She flexed their deadly beauty to show the scouts she meant business.
The scouts took a step back and Sailor Mercury whispered. “Queen Beryl?”
“Let’s see now,” the evil queen cackled, pointing a deadly ruby talon at each scout. “Who shall I peel like an apple first?”
“You can start with her!” Sailor Moon shouted, pushing Mars forward.
“WHAT?” Mars shrieked.
Luna growled. “Usagi…”
“I’m only kidding,” Sailor Moon giggled.
“You will be silent!” Queen Beryl snapped, lightning blasting the scouts backwards to land on their asses. “There is to be no giggling here!”
“Ouch,” Sailor Moon whined, looking at her leg. “You made me scratch me knee!”
“Aw, you poor dear,” Beryl cooed like a venomous viper before it sunk its deadly fangs into flesh. “Why don’t you crawl forward like a good little twit and let me smash you like a bug under my heel?”
Sailor Moon took the time to actually look at the scary woman’s shoes and gawked at the insanity. Those things were monsters. The heels had to be over seven inches.
“Are you crazy?” She screamed in horror, pointing at them. “You could fall and break your neck!”
Beryl blinked. Crazy? She didn’t know. She did feel rather strange. Perhaps being away from the Dark Kingdom was zapping her sanity on certain issues at hand. She actually wanted to rip the twit’s ears off and scream into them just to see if she could still hear.
She glided forward like a dancer on ice, bitch slapping the silly bubbles, lightning bolts, and fireballs aside as if they were pillows. She was not in the mood for parlor tricks, no matter how pretty they were.
“It’s not nice to throw magic!” Beryl yelled, slapping them to the ground. “Someone could get hurt!”
Her glowing red eyes fell on the Moon Bitch and she hissed at her like a large cat. Red lightning danced in her open palm and she took aim with the deadly spear.
A vibrant red rose suddenly came from out of the blue, causing her to leap back, looking up in not much surprise. It was that damn Tuxedo Mask.
“Those with jealous hearts will never find happiness,” he said, standing on top of a lamppost.
Queen Beryl cocked her head to the side in confusion. “Huh?”
“Oh, Tuxedo Mask!” Sailor Moon and Mars squealed, jumping up and down on one foot. “You’re so dreamy! Teach this old lady a lesson!”
Queen Beryl bitch slapped them to the ground for such an insult and hurled red hot lightning at the man in the cheap tuxedo. Oh, she was having a blast, literally. This was so much fun.
Tuxedo Mask jumped off the post before it exploded. He fell and rolled to the side to check on the scouts.
Beryl spun around in a hiss of billowing violet silk, her hair burning like a raging inferno. Her beauty was terrible.
“Prepare yourselves, you Sailor Sluts!” A pissed off voice shouted from above, throwing a metal vial.
“Zoicite!” Kunzite shouted in horror, flying down after it. “NO!”
“Kunzite!” Zoicite shouted in terror.
Queen Beryl, Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon, and the other three scouts looked down at the strange mechanism that was dropped in their midst. It glowed, exploded, showering them all, including Kunzite, in a pink mist that sparkled like ice
Queen Beryl snarled as she gripped Sailor Moon by the throat and Tuxedo Mask looked at a startled Kunzite.
“Let me go!” Sailor Moon screamed, gazing into those angry red stars with malice in her own.
“I’m going to squeeze the life from…” Beryl said, voice skipping off somewhere.
“Handsome,” Tuxedo Mask whispered, gazing into Kunzite’s stunned eyes.
“Rei, I love you!” Ami shouted, throwing her arms around her.
“No, Ami! I love you!” Makoto shrieked in horror.
Rei bellowed, fighting with Ami. “I love you, Makoto!”
Beryl dropped Sailor Moon on her ass, stumbling backwards in horror. Her mind was filled with little pink hearts and cute fuzzy bunnies frolicking in a field of green clovers.
Sailor Moon blinked as she gazed at the gorgeous Goddess of Beauty. She reached out with a white gloved hand only to moan when the Goddess vanished in a blur.
“I LOVE YOU!” Tuxedo Mask shouted throwing his arms around Kunzite’s neck, holding him tight.
Zoicite’s molten emerald eyes narrowed into acid green slits.
Kunzite smiled. “I love you, too.”
Delicate nostrils flared and an explosion shook the park.
TBC…
Please review and tell me what you think.
Flora.