Cook and Swordsman
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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
45
Views:
2,894
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own One Piece, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Advice recycled
pairing: Sanji/zoro
topic: 1st person
posted:6/13/08
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The sensei once told me, “Never hesitate if a skilled opponent appears before you and defeats you. You must not pity yourself. Stand and rejoin the fight or train so the next time they are the ones defeated.”
That I think of that now seems a little pathetic. Not in the middle of battle but after sex. I hadn’t been defeated…but…the chef was too skilled. Heh. That sounds like a perfect opening. Maybe I’ll use that when he wakes up and trys to brag in that obnoxious way he does.
He’d say, “ Oi Zoro! I thought someone aiming to be the best swordsman would have more stamina. It couldn’t be that when you were screaming out it was in frustration that you came so fast?”
It still pisses me off. Those damn hands…they were too precise…and too eager to rob me of any control over the situation.
Anyway…when he says all that shit I can say, “It must be that you’ve had too much practice jacking yourself off thinking about me.” Or maybe a simple “Even an idiot can get proficient in something with enough practice.”
Huh? If the idiot keeps moving around like that the sheet will fall off him. See, told you.
Huh……impressive in the light I guess.
So he hadn’t even bothered to put his boxers back on. How can he sleep like that? So open and vulnerable. It would serve him right if I touched him now, show him how defenseless he really was.
Of course to look at it another way, I am just standing up and rejoining the fight. Would sensei be proud? Either way it doesn’t mater.
Wake up cook…the important thing is round 2 is about to begin and you’re going down.
topic: 1st person
posted:6/13/08
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The sensei once told me, “Never hesitate if a skilled opponent appears before you and defeats you. You must not pity yourself. Stand and rejoin the fight or train so the next time they are the ones defeated.”
That I think of that now seems a little pathetic. Not in the middle of battle but after sex. I hadn’t been defeated…but…the chef was too skilled. Heh. That sounds like a perfect opening. Maybe I’ll use that when he wakes up and trys to brag in that obnoxious way he does.
He’d say, “ Oi Zoro! I thought someone aiming to be the best swordsman would have more stamina. It couldn’t be that when you were screaming out it was in frustration that you came so fast?”
It still pisses me off. Those damn hands…they were too precise…and too eager to rob me of any control over the situation.
Anyway…when he says all that shit I can say, “It must be that you’ve had too much practice jacking yourself off thinking about me.” Or maybe a simple “Even an idiot can get proficient in something with enough practice.”
Huh? If the idiot keeps moving around like that the sheet will fall off him. See, told you.
Huh……impressive in the light I guess.
So he hadn’t even bothered to put his boxers back on. How can he sleep like that? So open and vulnerable. It would serve him right if I touched him now, show him how defenseless he really was.
Of course to look at it another way, I am just standing up and rejoining the fight. Would sensei be proud? Either way it doesn’t mater.
Wake up cook…the important thing is round 2 is about to begin and you’re going down.