I Could Get Used To This

Death Note Mpreg III

“...Light-kun. Light-kun, wake up.”

The said boy made a groggy noise before opening one bleary eye to see who was disturbing his sleep. He was not surprised to see it was L, however, he was surprised when he saw that L was in the cell with him, not safely behind the bars.

“Do you think it’s safe for you to be in here?” Light asked, his voice a little hoarse with sleep.

“Am I in danger being here?” L replied, “If I am killed here, you will be charged of being Kira. I have already told you this once before.”

“You sound as if you want me to try to kill you.”

“It would definitely increase your percentage of being Kira. However, I would like to stay alive.”

Light turned his head away at the mention of Kira. “I’m not Kira.” He said from behind his bangs.

“We’ll just have to see about that.” L sighed as he helped Light sit up and then sat down next to him.

“You don’t have to do this, Ryuuzaki.” Light snarled in anger at having someone else have to help him.

“I’m not doing it because I have to… it’s because I want to.” Then the detective’s lips descended on the bound God’s lips. Light wanted to pull away but he couldn’t, the touch of another human being was something he now longed for after being confined for so long alone.

“Ryuuzaki… the cameras!” Light exclaimed coming to a sudden realization.

“Don’t worry, my Light-kun, I put the cameras on a loop so they can’t see us.” He said between kisses. “Promise me you won’t try to kill me.”

Whilst all this was going on Ryuk watched from the shadows with an amused look on his face. ‘Not sleeping with the enemy, huh Lighto?’ he sneered to himself. ‘Looks more like L is in love with you. Too bad it’s one sided like with Misa. At least L isn’t overly clingy.’ He continued to watch as L propped Light up against the wall with his legs out and his hands still tied behind his back.

“I have to admit it’s been the first time I’ve missed the company of another human being.” L said as he caressed Light’s cheek. “I’m sorry, but I can’t remove the handcuffs.”

“Shhh…” Light said, leaning forward and capturing L’s lips again.

“What were you dreaming about before I woke you?” L asked.

“The tennis match.”

“Yes, that was a fine day.” L nuzzled into Light’s neck. He found that Light smelled even more attractive than before his confinement. Perhaps this was how Light smelled when he didn’t compulsively shower; musky and yet sweet at the same time.

Light looked up and saw Ryuk from the corner of his cell. ‘Not now Ryuk!’ Luckily, L couldn’t see him. He could feel L’s hands on the trousers of his prison garb.

“Are you eager perhaps?” L gave a nod to Light’s question.

“I like the feeling of you entering me and the look on your face when you come.”

Light gave a smile to hearing this; he hadn’t smiled in a while. ‘Why am I smiling when Ryuuzaki says something like that?’

Across the room, the Shinigami chuckled loudly. “So, he’ll even sleep with you while he still suspects you of being Kira. Sounds like a whore to me.”

Light smirked, and it did not go unnoticed by L.

“Why are you smiling, Light-kun?” he interrogated.

Light’s smile widened. “I’m just happy for some company.”

L’s eyes stared at him, seemingly unconvinced. He was always calculating, even in situations like this. However, he said nothing and began undoing his pants.

“You’re already hard,” he stated.

“I’ve been very lonely.”

L’s face flushed slightly, he was wondering just how far he could let this go. He could already feel his body wanting it. Light leaned his head back against the wall. How ironic that the world’s greatest detective would be submitting himself to his number one suspect; it sounded almost like a cheesy romance movie. Almost.
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***Light sat opposite the morbid looking detective looking over the 4 pieces of paper in front of him. Something told him this was a trick. ‘Why is he showing me a bogus note and how did he get hold of such evidence?’ Nobody could see them at the back of the tearoom; to passersby they looked like two friends having a conversation over a cup of coffee.

“I have to say you’re quite brilliant, Yagami-kun.” Looking into Light’s deep brown eyes, he still was a little sore from the other day but he had enjoyed it. Their conversation soon turned into a row about Kira until they were interrupted by L’s cell phone. Moments later Light’s own phone sounded. L was the first to announce that his dad had suffered a heart attack.

“Kira!”

Together they drove up to Ibaraki Hospital where Light’s mum hugged her son tight.

“Ryuuga, what are you doing here?” she asked.

“It just so happens that I work with Mr. Yagami.” He replied as they followed her up to the Chief’s room. Everyone was rather relieved that it was just from stress, although Light was also pleased that this was another step closer to proving his innocence. Once Light’s mother had left, Ryuuga finally answered the question that had been on Light’s mind:

“Yes, I’ve told your father everything. Including the fact that I am L .”

“That’s right.” His father said weakly, a breathing device hooked into each nostril, “This is L. We’ve been calling him Ryuuzaki so that nobody finds out… but this is definitely L.”

‘So he really is L!’ Light thought to himself. ‘Excellent, this is going just too well. It won’t be easy to get rid of him and the whole of the task force but I’ll manage somehow.’

They left and for a moment stood talking in the hall.

“I’m sorry, Ryuuga… Ryuuzaki, for what I did to you at my house. It was inappropriate.” Light tried his best to sound slightly guilty but not too much so he wouldn’t over do it.

“It’s ok. I rather enjoyed it and I’m sure if the circumstances were different, then maybe you and I could have tried to have a relationship.”

“Really?” Even Light was slightly confused by L’s reply as they walked along the hall.

“You’re the first friend I’ve had and I like you.” His dark eyes looked over to Light, something gleaming in them that was dangerous. “But don’t think that just because we had sex that it changes anything. If more evidence comes against you, I will not hesitate to throw you in a cell. Understand?”

Light nodded his head. “Of course.” He felt L’s hand brush against his.

“Well then, take good care of your father.” L said stepping in to the car pulled up outside the hospital.

“One more thing,” Light interrupted, “I said I’d help out with the investigation, but until my father gets better I won’t have time.”

“I know that. Goodbye.”***
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“Pull your shirt up,” Light commanded. L obeyed and lifted the white cotton tee until his chest and stomach was exposed. The brunet leaned forward and began to kiss and nip different areas of the pale skin.

Ryuk let out a bored sigh. He just didn’t find sex entertaining. Shinigamis didn’t have any acts of intimacy because they never emotions like love or lust. They only had two feelings; entertained and bored, very simple. They do not have any sexual organs to perform such things, nor is there any need to procreate because Shinigami are not born. From what he had witnessed in the human world, sex changed the way humans think and behave; like this ‘L’ person for example. He saw the most heinous crimes happen because sex was involved. And it was also very messy to watch. Watching humans roll around in their own bodily fluids was disgusting to Ryuk. Humans were such nasty creatures, even Light—as neat and clean as he was-- could not escape the nastiest things humans did.

They kissed with probing tongues, their breaths hot on each other's lips. L’s hands were invasive and cunning with Light, trailing over every curve of his skin, lifting under his shirt to feel his chest. They wouldn’t have much time. L had to return to being L, and Light had to return to playing the suspect. They were a little clumsy because of their impatience.

He was bored again. Watching Light have sex with L wasn’t as entertaining as the first time. He only enjoyed it because of the whole Light-wants-to-kill-L-so-he’ll-sleep-with-him deal. Now, though, he wasn’t sure what this was. Perhaps they were just horny humans like the rest of the world, nothing special about them.

He was so very bored now, almost to the point of tears if he had any tear ducts. He hadn’t had any apples in such a long time that he was suffering from withdrawal.

“Lighto,” he whined, “This is boring. How long until you put your plan into action?”

Either Light didn’t hear him, or he was ignoring him. The Shinigami huffed.

“Fine then,” he opted to float upside down with his feet on the ceiling, turning everything upside down. Something inside his pouch that was tied around his waist made a clinking noise. “Oh?” He dug in his pouch to see what it was and produced a clear vial with a dark liquid inside.

“Ho ho!” he laughed, taking a closer peek at the liquid, “I forgot I bought this so long ago in the Shinigami realm. What was it used for again?” He tried to read the label, but it was too faded from worn.

“Ah!” Below him, L was straddling Light’s lap with his pants gone. He was lowering himself onto the other’s sex, pushing it inside himself. Light closed his eyes, savoring the feeling of being inside L’s tight orifice. Their noses touched as L’s bated breaths whispered over his lips until he leaned forward and captured that mouth again.

“Hyuk hyuk,” Ryuk chuckled above. He had just discovered more vials of potion, and he was enjoying himself by mixing them together and seeing what kind of colors they create. A green cloud puffed in his face and he laughed amusingly. Three bottles of whatever was inside were in between his long spiny fingers. He almost dropped one, but caught it just in time.

“L...” Light whispered breathlessly against L’s collar bone.

The detective did all the motion, seeing as how Light was all tied up at the moment, by rising slightly on his knees and pushing himself back down. His dark eyes were closed tightly, and he chewed on his bottom lip. His own erection was rubbing against Light’s stomach, untouched and needing.

“Nng,” he moaned, usually quiet during sex. His cheeks were flushed and when he opened his eyes, Light saw again that amazingly his eyes had changed. They still looked dark, but they were alive. A little dull, but alive.

Light rocked his hips upward, catching L going down. The raven haired lad sucked in a deep breath, his toes curling. He hung his head, his dark bangs covering his eyes. Light’s shirt was balled in his fist, making it wrinkle.

Oblivious to them, Ryuk above was entertaining himself by mixing the three liquids into one vial. When he added the third one, the color of the liquid changed into a bright yellow. He wasn’t sure what these potions did or why he bought them, but they were quite entertaining to make different concoctions.

“Uh oh…” The vial began to bubble over, spilling onto his hand. It didn’t sting or do anything noticeable, but now the vial was getting hot.

It shattered in his hand and sprinkles of yellow snow drifted listlessly down.

Right on top of L.

It landed on his skin and hair, making him glow brightly before it seeped beneath his skin and dissolved. L arched his back and his toes curled as he came and as Light came inside him.

Ryuk’s mouth twisted into a sly smile. The effects of Shinigami magic on humans were unknown, and it didn’t seem to be affecting him. Yet, what if something did happen?

That would be quite entertaining... “Hyuk hyuk.”