These Ruby Feathered Boots Were Made For Stompin�

These Ruby Feathered Boots Were Made For Stompin’

Flora Winters

Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa and I’m not making any money here either.

Summary: Kurogane wakes up somewhere over the rainbow and that is when the insanity really begins to come into play. This story will contain boy love, language, and hilarious violence.

Chapter Two

Kurogane was not happy. No, not one little bit. He was hot, sweaty, and tired of all this idiotic stomping down the fucking Rainbow Brick Road. Why couldn’t he just take these damn boots off? That crazy princess was going to pay for this. He was going to smack her cross-eyed with her own magic wand. That would learn her. Maybe, if he stole that damn stick, he could somehow zap himself home…or into a thousand little pieces. Hmm, it would be best to just stomp for the time being.

Quartz was really starting to get on his nerves even more. He would ask the little marshmallow-puff a question and the little twat would ignore him. Oh, nothing pissed him off even more than being ignored. He wanted to step on him and smash his furry little ass into the ground. Yeah, that would learn him, too.

Princess Sakura was obviously an idiot. Plus, she seemed to be made out of straw when he looked at her closely. He could see the seams. The straw-girl was stomping right along with him even though she didn’t have to. Apparently she just thought it was the style or something. All he wanted was to get back to the others, the real others. This world was a cracked-out bitch and he didn’t like it at all.

He spun around when he heard a sudden shriek. It sounded like a panic. What the fuck was going on? That was when a large white rabbit when darting by screaming at the top of its lungs. “I’M LATE! I’M LATE!”

He saw that it had a collar around its furry neck with a golden-pink leash hooked to it. He could hear the sound of wheels moving on the brick road. “Princess Tomoyo?” The rabbit was pulling her along on what he thought was a skateboard. He had seen them in the last world he had been on. He had actually gotten the chance to use one to chase down a robber who had stolen Fai’s purse. Well, it wasn’t really a purse. It was a nice leather pouch that had all the money they had that could be used in that world.

“Hello, dear!” She waved as she passed them, doing a one-hand-stand. “Just remember to follow the Rainbow Brick Road!”

Kurogane’s right eye twitched.

“And whatever you do,” she called out just before the two of them disappeared over a green hill in the distance. “Stay away from Radiation Alley!”

“My goodness,” Princess Sakura said, stumbling back to her feet. “People sure do come and go so quickly here.”

Quartz Mokona was dying from laughter. He looked like he couldn’t breathe, he was laughing so hard.

“I’m not going to kill,” Kurogane chanted over and over in his mind. “I’m not going to kill, paint myself in red in their blood, and dance naked through the cornfields.”

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Fai cocked his head to the side as he sipped from a crystal goblet that shimmered with fine crimson red wine. “Well, that was amusing.” He turned from his crystal ball to see Snuffles come flying back in to land on his icy perch. “Well?” He asked.

Snuffles saluted him with a grin. “It is done, Golden-Haired One.”

“Wonderful,” Fai said, looking back at the images in the globe. “The handsome dolt looks like he needs a bath, but what say you, Snuffles?”

“He does look hot and sweaty, Perfect One,” Snuffles agreed.

“Yes,” Fai said. In a hiss of expensive silk weaved by a thousand moon-spiders, he was standing at the window. He pointed a long white finger at the sky. “Get on with it!” He bellowed. “Do what you were designed to do already!” He cackled madly when the black sky boomed with thunder and crackled with deadly blue lightning. “Rain down doom upon their doomed little heads!” He cried, throwing his head back in wild glee. The wind whipped through his long golden hair, making it billow like hissing serpents around his beautiful moth white face. “Make my pretty come bouncing home with his tail between his legs!”

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”Great,” Quartz groaned, looking up at the sky. “It’s going to rain.”

“What are you going on about?” Kurogane asked, looking up at the sky as well. “There isn’t a cloud in sight.”

“I just know these kinds of things,” Quartz said, rolling his eyes. “Just take my word for it. We’re going to get wet unless we find some shelter.”

“Gods give me strength,” Kurogane growled and picked him up. “Let’s get going, Princess Sakura. Fluffy doesn’t want to get wet.”

“Is that my name?” Princess Sakura asked with a confused expression on her pretty little face. “I really should write that down and pin it to me.”

“That has got to be the smartest thing you’ve uttered all day,” he said, while pulling on Quartz’s ears. “I’m so proud of you.”

He hissed when Quartz bit down on his finger.

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”Wait just a damn minute here,” Fai said, getting up from his seat. “How come it’s not raining down doom upon their doomed little heads?”

“Excuse me, Blue-Eyed Wonder,” Snuffles said, pointing to the window with a sharp talon. “But, it appears to only be raining here.”

“What?” Fai bellowed, racing to the window, finding that his monkey in the monkey suite was indeed correct. He reached over, picked up the stick he used to poke the lions with at the Rainbow City Zoo, and jabbed the dark storm clouds with it. “Get your lazy asses moving right this minute!”

A face appeared in the dark clouds, followed by many others. “But, we’re tired,” they moaned, blowing gusts of frigid winds at him.

“Then by all means, take a short nap then,” Fai said calmly and then his left eye twitched before crimson blue lightning sparked from their painted corners. “AND THEN GET YOUR LAZY ASSES MOVING!”

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”Kuro-puu-puu,” Quartz teased in a whining tone. “I don’t want my fur to get wet.”

“What are you talking about?” The ninja asked in an annoyed voice. “The sky is clear. Quit your harping. You’re worse than that damn wizard back where I come from.”

“But it really is going to rain,” Quartz told him. “My ears feel like they’re going to bounce off my head.”

“Aw, you poor little baby,” Kurogane teased wickedly, cuddling him ever so close. Well, actually it was hard enough to break bone. “I’ll keep you safe. I promise.”

“LET ME GO!” Quartz yelled.

Kurogane did so. “Well, if it does rain…we can just burn her to keep warm.”

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Fai was hanging half-way out the damn window, cursing the storm clouds, while jabbing at them with his killing stick of doom. “I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR LAZY ASSES MOVING!”

They just floated along lazily, yawning at him.

His left eye twitched again. “I’m warning you.”

“We’re sleepy,” they all groaned.

“That does it!” He snapped. “You forced me to do this!”

“What?” They asked, looking at each other nervously.

“THIS!” He screamed and sunbeams burst from his fingers, making them scream right along over his rage.

“OKAY!” They cried. “WE’LL GO! WE WEREN’T THAT SLEEPY ANYWAY!”

The sunbeams vanished as quickly as they had sparked form his long glossy nails. “I’m just bursting with joy that you see things my way.”

They flew off and his wrath fueled their stormy fury.

“Wicked One!” Snuffles called.

“WHAT?” He snapped, whirling around in billows of silk, glaring at him like a basilisk does a small child.

“They’re getting close to Radiation Alley,” he said.

Fai’s blue eyes lit up. “Excellent!”

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Kurogane suddenly looked up at the sky when he heard a loud clap of thunder bellow somewhere in the distance. It echoed all around, causing him not to know which direction it had come from. “Hmm,” he said, looking down at Quartz. “I guess you were right.”

“I’m always right, you dolt!” Quartz sniffed.

Lightning split the sky and Sakura must have jumped ten feet into the air. “I HATE LIGHTNING!”

“Calm down,” Kurogane said as rain began to fall from the clouds that just came from out of nowhere. “We can find shelter over there.”

“But,” Quartz said. “That’s Radiation Alley.”

“If you would like to stand out here in this,” Kurogane said, stomping off with the princess. “Then you can stay right here then.”

Quartz growled. “I’M GOING TO BITE YOUR ASS!”

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”Hello?” A voice asked over the line. “This is Sayaoran’s Radiation Alley.”

“Bitch,” Fai said, playing with Snuffles sleeve. “Where’s my money?”

“Business is slow, Daddy,” Sayaoran said nervously.

“Uh huh,” Fai said, fiddling with Snuffles new monkey suit. It had just come in. “You’re about to have some guests.”

“Really?” Sayaoran asked in surprise. “Who?”

“It doesn’t really matter,” Fai told him. “I want you to capture the pretty, his little boy, and their straw idiot.”

“Why?” Sayaoran asked.

“If you do this for me,” Fai giggled and it was truly terrifying to hear. “I’ll forget about all that money you owe me.”

“Oh, well then,” Sayaoran said. “Consider it done.”

“Wonderful,” Fai said, grinning like the beautifully gorgeous devil he was. “I’ll be sending my minions your way to bring them to me.”

“Got it,” Sayaoran said and Fai let the emerald orb go. It floated up into the air as if gravity no longer existed for it.

He giggled madly and then shrieked. “HOLD STILL! THE COLLARS NOT STRAIGHT!”

“I’m so sorry, Shiny One,” Snuffles apologized. He had tears streaming from his eyes.

TBC…

Please review and tell me what you think.

Flora.