Don't Talk About Sex Club

Doubt I shall continue this series. It’s just kind of fun to write and included Ryoga because if there’s anyone that needs to get laid in the manga, it’s him. Well actually if anyone wants to suggest another character I can probably do up a chappie.

No there is no yaoi Scorpinac, just a kiss

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Ryoga was pleased with himself when he discovered himself to have reached his destination for once, Ukyou’s restaurant. His main objective was her apartment as he wished to inquire if he could spend the night while in town. He knocked, but there wasn’t any answer, so he tried the latch and found it open. He pushed it open and called his name up the stairs to no avail. He would have left but he heard people talking and laughing, curious he walked cautiously up the stair and into the living room. He blinked in surprise, positive that he must be hallucinating. He studied the figures in front of him as if they were an erotic art exhibit. They appeared to be Shampoo, Mousse and Ukyou, but he’d never seen them like this!

Ukyou was on her hands and knees on the couch and Mousse appeared to be fucking her from behind (Ryoga was pretty sure that this was called doggy style) while her face was buried between Shampoo’s thighs. This was the first thing that registered; the second was that they were all bare naked, causing Ryoga’s nose to erupt in a nosebleed of massive proportions. “What the hell do you think that you’re doing Mousse?” he yelled with his usual tendency to blame the male in every situation. Three faces turned his way.

“Nothing that they don’t want me to do. What does it look like I’m doing?” asked the now sexually mature Mousse, you can’t sexually satisfy two women on a regular basis without becoming so.

Ukyou groaned and said “I have to get that lock fixed”

Shampoo rolled her eyes “I swear we going to be fucking all of Ranma’s enemies at this rate. Good thing they all cute”

“Ryoga, we’re just having sex, come in and have a drink with us and we’ll explain” Ukyou said with as much dignity as she could with a cock in her pussy and her lips stained with Shampoo’s juices.

Ryoga took one more look at the hedonist scene and decided it wasn’t for him, so he ran down the stairs.

Shampoo, looked at Mousse and said “Mousse!” Mousse stood up and extended his arms, chains shot out of god knows where and tied up Ryoga.

“How you do that naked?” Shampoo asked.

“I’m not sure you want to know” he grinned back at her. Their sexual relationship had extended into their personal life and now they were somewhat of a secret couple and made love every night. Not that they didn’t still enjoy their nights at Ukyou’s. It had happened like this.

Flashback

The night that they got back home after their first night spent at Ukyou’s, Mousse knocked on Shampoo’s door.

“Come in” she surprised him by saying.

“I wanted to know why you do this?” he asked reluctantly.

“It started one night when we were drunk and continued because I like having sex. I get sexually frustrated and enjoy blowing off steam at these nights. I know that you’ve been frustrated too; I’ve heard you masturbating” she said in Mandarin. Mousse blushed at this. “I’m not in love with Ukyou or anything; we just supply a need that we weren’t getting anywhere else”

“So you feel the same way about me?” he asked.

She paused, thinking how to word it so that it didn’t hurt him or encourage him too much either “Having sex with you was different, I do care about you as a close friend and felt a deep connection with you when we made love. It isn’t love but a friendship. Is that enough for you?” she asked him.

He nodded, it was more then he had before with her. “If that’s what you have to offer, I accept it” he said.

“Good, then would you like to stay for awhile? Great-Grandmother sleeps like a log” she said smiling encouragingly at him. Somehow the idea of having sex with him in her own bed was huge turn on.

“I’m pretty spent from tonight” he admitted.

“I’m sure that you can manage” she said persuasively and he had.

End Flashback

Mousse and Shampoo dragged Ryoga to a chair and sat him down. “Let me go’ he demanded, “and put some clothes on” getting another nosebleed looking at Ukyou.

Mousse shrugged, he was used to being unclothed in front of the others and felt no qualms about being naked in front of the sexually repressed Ryoga “why, we’re not finished yet, we would just have to take them off again” he reasoned.

Ukyou looked at her two friends, she knew that they were seeing each other and approved of it “would you two mind pouring us some drinks and bringing one for Ryoga?” she asked.

“Sure” Shampoo said and took Mousse’s hand to walk into the kitchen with him.

Ukyou turned to Ryoga and said “you have two choices: you can either give us your word that you’ll never mention this to anyone or you can join us. What’s your choice?” she asked.

Ryoga managed to keep his eyes on her face “what you’re doing here is disgusting, I could never agree to join your sex games” he spat

“It’s just an arrangement between willing people, we already had a problem with another guy finding out and now Mousse loves it. It’s not so bad to make love to two hot girls” Ukyou explained. “Don’t you ever get sick of waiting in limbo for Ranma and Akane to make up their minds who they want? This, such as it is, is just to help relieve sexual frustration while waiting” she explained.

“Don’t you think that your precious Ranma’s going to notice when Shampoo or yourself get knocked up? It didn’t look you were using any protection” he stated.

Ukyou narrowed her eyes at him “do we look like we’re stupid? Yes Mousse joining us was unplanned, but Shampoo and I got the morning after pill called Plan B the next morning, then had a quick physical and went on depo provera. That’s a shot you get every three months that prevents conception. It only takes a week to take effect. Everyone’s safe from pregnancy and all the people were virgins when they accepted our arrangement, so there’s no risk of STD. You can do this too” she said persuasively. “It’s a lot of fun and you can choose whomever you wish as partner as long as they’re willing”

“I don’t go in for orgies. Wait until I tell Ranma what a sick bunch of perverts he knows” Ryoga declared.

Shampoo rejoined them with a tray of drinks carried by Mousse “you not leave until try special Amazon sake, is secret recipe” she dimpled at him.

Ryoga looked suspiciously at the drinks “okay, one drink”

“You can’t tell Ranma” Ukyou said stubbornly, wondering if they would have to kill the pig boy.

Mousse released Ryoga. Ryoga had a seat again and drank his sake while glaring recriminations at them. He started coughing after his first sip “s-strong” he gasped.

“That why recipe is secret” Shampoo said sweetly.

“Right, I’m going to the Tendo residence” he announced slamming his now empty glass down and then went to stand, only to be caught by Mousse.

“What’s wrong with him?” Ukyou asked.

Shampoo helped Mousse put him on the couch and they sat on either side of the suddenly noodle-like Ryoga. He giggled and lolled his head back as if watching invisible butterflies. Shampoo reached over and undid his bandana, removed it and then stroked his thick hair. Ryoga nuzzled his head into the touch. “It special mushroom that I spike his drink with, is not too strong, it just lower inhibitions a bit and make person really like being touched” she explained.

“You dosed him with Amazon ecstasy” Ukyou clarified.

“Yes, now he really enjoy himself and he not talk or we tell Akane” Shampoo said.

“Shampoo, I would hate to have you as an enemy. You’re too smart for words” Ukyou said.

“I know” she said.

Ryoga was feeling super relaxed and laughed as the naked people continued to stare at him. He examined the three attractive faces in front of him and focused on one. He reached out his hand to cup one high cheekbone, reveling in how soft the skin was under his calloused palm. The face looked slightly alarmed when Ryoga slipped his arms around their neck and drew them in a for a kiss. The emerald green eyes closed at the last second when Ryoga’s lips met.....his. Mousse grew up surrounded by same sex couples and didn’t think anything unusual about a male wanting to kiss him. He was a tad bi-curious and found himself intrigued. He quickly deduced that Ryoga had kissed before, his kiss was well experienced and his tongue rather demanding to feel Mousse’s own. Mousse smiled against the other man’s lips and opened his mouth to be explored.

Ukyou and Shampoo were a little startled that Mousse had been chosen, but got to work while Mousse was distracting Ryoga. Shampoo opened his shirt and started licking and lightly biting the man nipples on Ryoga’s rock hard chest while Ukyou pulled down his pants and worked on removing them completely, cursing his garter lacings. When she had him naked from the waist down, she wrapped her hand around his cock. It was shorter then Mousse’s and slightly thicker, she realized, then lowered her head and licked around the blunt tipped head. Ryoga’s moan of ecstasy was a thing of beauty. Encouraged, she wrapped her sweet lips around it and took as much of him as she could and then fisted the rest and, tugged, licked and sucked him until he was moaning harshly and writhing himself into their caresses. Ukyou looked up, Ryoga was still kissing Mousse and had his fists clenched in his hair while he lifted his hips into her face fuck. The lost boy was, well, lost and completely a victim to his own desires. The three of them reminded Ukyou of the scene in Dracula where his three wives were swarming over the character of Reinfield.

Gently all three eased him back so that he was lying on the couch. Shampoo glanced at Mousse, she knew that he couldn’t handle seeing her with another male, she looked imploringly at Ukyou, and she nodded in understanding. “Ryoga, do you want me to have sex with you” she said and wrapped her hand around his steely dick, was so hard it could have been made of granite and was copiously weeping pre-cum.

Waves of pleasure rippled through Ryoga as a soft hand pumped his hard cock and someone asked him if he wanted her to have sex with him, he felt other hands on my body teasing his erogenous zones and said “yes”.

Ukyou smiled, straddled him and impaled her well lubricated pussy on the virginal lost boy’s cock; he definitely found his way that time. She emitted a sharp gasp at how hard he was, pulled back almost to the very tip of him and then lunged down again. Ryoga’s gasps sounded brutal and he raised his strong hands to her hips, he lifted her up and down him like she weighted as much as a spun sugar fairy, until she came with a cry.

Shampoo was getting wildly turned out watching the two attractive people fuck. So Mousse pulled her onto the chair with her mounted in reverse cowgirl position so that she could still watch them while their bodies moved in perfect rhythm towards total bliss.

Ukyou had never been slammed like this before and was wavering between pleasure and pain, as his large hands dug into her hips. This drove her over the edge many times until she came hard for thirty second while Ryoga shot his own load of pent up spunk into her. He growled as he came and bared his fangs in a rictus grin. Afterwards Ukyou staggered off him on shaking legs.

Shampoo finished and then joined her “how was?” she asked.

“Very fun, but a bit painful, it was like making love to a pile driver” she said her eyes bright from spending so much.

Shampoo got on her knees in front of her and said “Shampoo kiss better.” She winked at Mousse, knowing that he wouldn’t object to her tasting Ryoga’s sperm AFTER it had left his body and proceeded to lick every drop out of Ukyou’s soft aching pussy until she came again. Then she deposited a kiss on the poor abused lips, as if kissing them better.

Noticing Ryoga lolling on the couch, Mousse asked him “you okay?”

“So tired” Ryoga said wearily.

Chuckling Ukyou said “it looks like our guest of honour is done for the day. Could you put him in my bed Mousse? I’ll deal with him in the morning” she told her two friends and lovers.

Mousse put the tired Ryoga to bed and tucked the blankets around him. They wrapped up their night by helping Ukyou clean up and then got cleaned up themselves and got dressed.

“So you think Ryoga going be back?” Shampoo asked.

“He’ll be begging to after I spend the next two days fucking his brains out” Ukyou said with a gleam in her eye.

Shampoo just laughed and took Mousse’s hand for the walk home.