Unequally Rational and Emotional | By : OverMaster Category: +M to R > Mahou Sensei Negima/Magister Negi Magi Views: 8848 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1 |
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Mahou Sensei Negima and all related elements and characters are the property and creation of Ken Akamatsu, and the autor of this piece has made no material profit from it, and never will do.
Any similarity between the characters and events of this story and anyone or anything ever actually seen in real life is a pure coincidence.
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UNEQUALLY RATIONAL AND EMOTIONAL.
CHAPTER ONE POINT FIVE: FIGHT ON, BAAAAAAKA RANGERS! Part One.
We may be out of continuity,
But we won't show fragility.
We may be nothing but a joke segment.
But our buttkicking is simply excellent.
GO! GO! BAKA RANGERS! Struggling hard with homework!
Don't ever blame us, the writer is a dork!
GO! GO! BAKA RANGERS! Chiu and the Prof took over the plot!
But who cares? We got a giant robot!
GO! GO! BAKA RANGERS! No matter who loses or wins
At least we're not the Narutaki twins!
GO! GO! BAKA RANGERS! PUTTING ALL EVILDOERS TO REST!.
GO! GO! BAKA RANGERS! SAVING THE WORLD, BUT FAILING THE TEST!.
Kagurazaka Asuna raced through the conveniently lonely streets and to the frontlines as her wristwatch intercom filled her with the details.
"Asuna-kun!" it was saying. "Terrible news! The newest monster from the Chiu Empire, Rakanator 3000, is harassing all girls at Mahora City and stealing their panties! Police Are Useless! Only you, the Baka Rangers, can stop him!".
"Roger, Professor Akamatsu!" Asuna nodded energetically. "We won't let you down! Team!" she called out to the four other girls just arriving the scene. "It's morphing time!".
"Yeah!" Kaede, Yue and Ku Fei all agreed.
Asuna thrusted her hands forward. "By the Power of Tsundere Twin Tails! A champion of heterochromia! BAAAAAKA RED!".
The athletic redhead, Kagurazaka Asuna, stood there in her skintight red costume!
Kaede thrusted her hands forward. "By the power of Uzumaki Naruto! A champion of all busty ninja! BAAAAKA BLUE!".
The tall and cool older sister figure, Nagase Kaede, stood there in her skintight blue costume!
Yue thrusted her hands forward. "By the power of Underachieving Slacking! A champion of expresionless deadpanning! BAAAAKA BLACK!".
The short and cute librarian, Ayase Yue, stood there in her skintight black costume!
Ku Fei thrusted her hands forward. "By the power of the Great Wall! A champion of kenpo! BAAAAAKA YELLOW-ARU!".
The perky and happy go lucky martial artist, Ku Fei, stood there in her skintight yellow costume!
However, Sakaki Makie didn't move at all then.
Asuna looked at her. "What's wrong, Makie-chan? Strike your pose and say your piece! It's your turn!".
"Oh, no, no, no no!" the young gymnast shook her head wildly. "I've just finished watching the second anime series! I know not only I won't be able to complete my intro, but something horrible will happen to me after that! I don't want to do this!".
"What are you talking about?" Asuna complained, cocking her head aside. "Don't be silly! Transform now so we can go kick that monster's butt!".
"I said I don't want to, and you can't force me!" Makie insisted.
"Don't ever say that, Makie-dono" Kaede asked her softly. "You're a key part of this team. Without you, we just couldn't work at all-de gozaru".
"Kaede's right" Yue nodded. "As long as we are all together, there's nothing to fear. We won't allow anyone to cut your speech short".
"And if someone threats you, we all would gladly risk our lives for you!" Ku Fei stated with extreme sincerity.
"Girls..." Makie's eyes watered. "THANK YOU! You're the best friends I could ask for! I'm sorry I was dumb enough to doubt you!".
Asuna grinned and gave her a thumbs up. "Once a Baka, always a Baka! Now transform and shine, okay?".
"Y-Yes!" the gymnast gulped. "I'm going to do my best!".
Makie thrusted her hands forward. "By the power of Nadia Comaneci! A champion of Ribbons and Cute Things! BAAAAAKA PINK!".
The charming and petite pink haired girl, Sakaki Makie, stood there in her skintight pink costume!
"BAAAAKA RANGERS!" all five of them struck a dynamic pose together. "VANQUISHING EVIL AT ALL TIMES IT CAN EXCUSE US OUT OF CLASS!".
Then Kaede opened a normally always closed eye as if some rather bad sensation had just struck her. "By the way... don't you feel some kind of draft right now, de gozaru?".
She, Asuna, Yue and Makie all looked down at their lower bodies, only to see, much to their shock, their pants and underwear had just been taken away.
"... Damn" even Asuna was too impressed to feel anger for the moment. "That Rakanator guy's good".
Ku Fei made a small, catlike grin. She giggled with a slight blush on her face. "Yes. Very, very, very good, aruuuuu...".
All the other four Rangers simply gave her a stunned stare.
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