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Operation: OH SHIT Phase 1	By : SenoritaLucha Category: +. to F > Code Geass Views: 1570 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own s-CRY-ed or Code Geass.No profit is being made of this fic.

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Operation: OH SHIT! Phase 1: The Green-Haired Antichrist (and I don’t mean C.C.!)

By: Senorita Lucha

Previously on OH SHIT!: Lelouch gets busted after his unfortunate incident occurred in the laundry room and to add insult to injury, his best friend, Suzaku, had witnessed it personally. C.C. was escorting Mimori back to the Lost Ground just in time to begin work, but with one problem... Ryuho was outside waiting for her. What else can possibly go wrong for our heroic duo? Find out in Operation: OH SHIT!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion. If I did, it would have three seasons instead of two! I don’t own s-CRY-ed, if I did, Kazuma would have won against Ryuho at the end of the series! I also don’t own “Can I Have It Like That?” by Pharrell Williams featuring Gwen Stefani and their lyrics (part of which I’m going to put in the later part of this chapter, along with part of another song’s lyrics), or “Sweat Ya Perm Out” by Katt Williams. I also don’t own Cheese-kun. No profit is being made out of this fic.

Claimer: I only own the random crackness in this story!

A/N: Again, last chapter’s warning also applies for the rest of this story and the other “phases” of Operation: OH SHIT! If you forgot it, please see the chapter prior to this one.

Reader’s discretion is advised!

Enjoy! One more thing:

Italics equals thought

Bold italics equals lyrics

Chapter 2: Enter Ryuho!

“Thanks! See you around!” Mimori exclaimed as she got out of C.C.’s car. “Mimori, how’s the hangover?” Ryuho asked, sounding very concerned about her well-being.

“It’s fine,” she replied.

Ryuho Tairen, now 18, is the heir to the Ryu family fortune and the current commander of HOLY. His emerald hair had lengthened slightly, while his ruby eyes are still looking as harsh as ever. He had recently started to grow an even dark-green goatee on his chin. Whenever he passed by the women, all he hears are whispers about his good looks and how charming he is.

In fact, he was so charming, the minute one of the women who worked in HOLD heard him talk, she fainted. But, that was short-lived, for the minute she woke up, he told her to get back to work.

However, there is a side of Ryuho that is seldom seen in public...

The reason that he has Mimori as his girlfriend wasn’t because of love...

He wanted a baby. So, he did whatever it takes to have one, even if it means forcing her to have a pregnancy test once every couple of weeks.

He would go so far as to have “sexual relations” with her every night, even if she wasn’t in the mood. Rather than treat her like a girlfriend, he treats her as if she was his wife. He would even force her to wear a wedding ring, so that she can’t cheat on him. He didn’t believe in using condoms, so the sex was unprotected.

But that’s not all...

He had a second job, but not as a janitor, but as a pimp. Out in the streets of the Lost Ground, he was known as “Sugar Daddy”.

Out of all the whores he has at his disposal, his “golden egg” whore was Kazuma Torisuna, who was bringing in the big bucks.

He became his whore through a mutual agreement between him and Ryuho. He was desperate for a job at the time to the extent that he would do anything for money to support Kanami, his foster sister and himself.

Like Ryuho, he, too, has a second job...

As his personal sex slave. Whenever she’s very pissed off at Ryuho, he would engage in any sexual act with him (rim jobs, S&M, you name it)

Not only that, but he also has an erection problem due to him using his alter power, Zetsuei, too much during the battles with the Mainland and Kazuma.

However, he still kept his “pimp hand” strong...

When Mimori doesn’t comply with what he demands of her, he would beat her mercilessly and threaten to send her back to the Mainland, until she does what he asks of her (A/N: Sheesh, buddy. Looks like your mother’s death and your dog’s death have made you really coo-coo *makes the crazy sign*)

Like on that particular summer night...

Flashback#3

It was a beautiful day, Mimori was thinking as she looked out the window in their room, seeing that the first day of summer had come to a close.

She thought that it was the perfect day. Her workload was light, she had a wonderful lunch with her friends, Scheris Adjani and Straight Cougar, everything was going great, and she found someone to talk to online.

It was as if a divine deity of mercy (a.k.a. God) had made this day especially for her.

That is until...

“Hey, bitch, eat my dick,” he said as he unzipped his standard-issue blue uniform pants, opened his boxers, and revealed his erection.

Her facial expression was one of disgust as she looked at the sight before her. (Let’s just say it was repulsive) However, during intercourse, when he put it inside her, it felt uncomfortable.

“But it’s so... so ugly!”

“Dicks aren’t supposed to be beautiful. This is exactly what I was talking about a year earlier, and also why I told you to go back to the Mainland. Your naiveté is what’s going to get you killed out here in the Lost Ground!”

She finally relented and did what he wanted.

Back to the Present

She thought about that wonderful night when she slept with Zero as Ryuho was fucking her until her womanhood hurt.

“Oh...oh...Zero,” she was muttering that aforementioned phrase during her rising orgasm.

When he heard this, he immediately stopped.

“What was that?!” He was shocked.

“What’s wrong, Ryuho?”

“Did you just mutter another man’s name?!” he asked her rudely.

“Um, no. I was muttering that the product of any number and zero is always zero.”

Then Ryuho went to sleep.

Phew, that was a close one, girlfriend. Way to outsmart that douchebag, Mimori!

Meanwhile at Lelouch’s home(a.k.a. Ashford Academy’s boy’s dorm)

As C.C. was getting out of her car, she took out her hidden Cheese-kun microphone

‘Heh heh. She didn’t know that our conversation was being recorded. This is going ,oh, so well!’ she was thinking as a grin formed on her face.

She walked towards the basement, then towards a Cheese-kun shaped password machine by a door. ‘Heh heh heh. Lelouch doesn’t know about this place!’ She entered the password, and...

“Access granted,” a cuddly voice exclaimed from the machine.

Then, she walked towards a cheddar-colored machine with the sex tape playing on its miniature screen.

“Hmm...’Can I Have It Like That’ by Pharrell or ‘Sweat Ya Perm Out’ by Katt Williams?” she was pondering about her choice of songs she can put as the background music.

“Hey, um, Sayoko, can I ask you a favor?”

“Um, sure,” answered the Supermaid.

“Can you help me pick a song for a party I’m throwing for a friend?” inquired the pizza-eating witch.

“Allow me to help.”

The cynosure of the voice was a blonde haired woman in her mid-teens with cerulean eyes. She was Milly Ashford, the soon-to-be married heiress to the now defunct Ashford family fortune. Her grandfather runs the school, and she is the Student Council president. Her methods of running the Student Council and determining the school’s activities are somewhat questionable, as one would call it.

So, the white witch led the kunoichi maid and the president to the aforementioned room. The latter two of the trio was shocked and amazed at the astronomical amount of Cheese-kun shaped technology in here.

Then, the former of the trio led them to the aforementioned machine and two pairs of headphones.

“So, Sayoko and Milly, how about both of you have a listen to both of these songs and tell me which one is better,” advised C.C. They put on the headphones on, and...

Can I have it like that?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You got it like that,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Can I have it like that?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You got it like that.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Can I have it like that?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You got it like that,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Can I have it like that?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               You got it like that

Three minutes later...

I ain’t ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Till she bend that thing over like that, like that. There’s somethin’ hanging out the back of                                                                                                                                                     your pants. I couldn’t hold it if I had four hands. Fat booty.

I ain’t ever seen a booty so fat, so fat.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Till she bend that thing over like that, like that. There’s somethin’ hanging out the back of                                                                                     your pants. I couldn’t hold it if I had four hands. Fat booty.

“Have the two of you made your decision yet?”

“Yes, we have, and our decision is...”

A/N: You people have a chance to vote for the song to be used as the BGM (background music) for the sex tape. The poll is located in the fanfiction forum, in the anime sub-forum. Btw, the lyrics for "Can I Have It Like That?" came from the A to Z Lyrics website, and as for the "Sweat Ya Perm Out" lyrics, said lyrics came from LyricsMania.
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