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Rise of the Three Sword Meister	By : Anime-Ultimate-Fan Category: +S to Z > Soul Eater Views: 3484 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater ar any of it's characters! Only most of the OCs are mine. I also don't make any money or profit off this story!

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Prologue 3: Lord Death's son, Death the Kid

A young man of about 16-17 was standing atop a building. He held in his hands, twin silver pistols that looked exactly alike, but he held them strangely, they were held upside down and his pinkies were pulling the triggers. He was shooting at a large man all in red with a huge bag over his shoulder (No not Santa Claus). It was yet another Pre-Kishin.

The Pre-Kishin was lured into an dead end. The young man from earlier appeared behind. "Lupin...It's all over." This young man had short neatly combined black hair with three white stripes on the left side and golden eyes with a ring in them. He wore an expensive looking black business suit. Rather than a tie in the front he wore a pendant that resembled Lord Death's mask. on his fingers he wore three silver rings each, the middle had the same pendant shaped like Lord Death's mask.

His weapons began glowing pink as he brought them up and threw them as they transformed into two girls. Both were blondes although the younger shorter girl had wilder hair, a shockingly larger chest, and shorts. They also wore similar red tops, black boots, and white cowgirl hats.

"Master Thief Lupin," The boy and his partners prepared a weird pose. "Your soul has become a Kishin Egg and is pure evil!" Together with his partners, they said in unison. "And now we have come to claim it!"

Everyone was quiet for a moment, before the boy looked outraged and yelled, stomping his foot childishly. "Just look Patty! Your stance is off again and the two of you aren't in align!"

The girl now named Patty noticed and apologized sheepishly. "Ooh! I'm sorry Kid!"

Yes this young boy was none than Death the Kid, the son of Lord Death and the girls were Elizabeth and Patricia Thompson Kid's partners, but they went by Liz and Patty Thompson, they turned into twin pistols. They were called the 'Demon Thompson Sisters' and the 'Demon Twin Guns.'

Kid growled in annoyance.

The older sister Liz sweatdropped. "Uh Kid, do you really think now is the time to be worrying about that?"

Kid replied. "Yes I do, I want it to be perfect every time."

"I know but do you think this once Maybe..." Liz started.

while they were talking Lupin used what human intelligence remained within him to look down seeing a manhole cover just at his feet. He opened it and began to try and escape.

"How many times do I have to tell you? Everything must be in perfect balance!"

Patty noticed Lupin's escape attempt and she thought it was funny. "Why is Lupin dancing on that bag?"

Lupin wasn't dancing but trying to fit the bag and himself down the hole which he finally managed to do.

Kid continued his little rant. "Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful!"

Patty was laughing and pointing. "He ran away~! He ran away~!"

Kid gained a tic mark. "Patty, why can't you be quiet and listen when I'm talking...Is that too much to ask?-!"

Patty apologized again. "Okay."

The kanji for Symmetry comes onto the screen as Kid's lecture on symmetry begins. "Symmetry is key, everything must be aesthetically pleasing."

Liz looked irritated. "Oh wonderful..Here we go."

Kid explained. "That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry...when I hold you both I'm perfectly balanced on the right and left...It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other." Now Kid looked irritated. "Your hairstyles and height for example..." He then groped both Liz and Patty's breasts. "Even your boobs are different sizes!"

Liz irritated herself punched Kid in the face. "Well, excuse me for being smaller than my little sister!" She clenched her fist in righteous anger. "What right do you have to talk about symmetry anyway?-!" The screen shows a close up of Kid's head showing his unique hairstyle. "Three stripes on the left side of your hair and not on the right?-! That doesn't look symmetrical to me!"

Kid looked devastated and dropped to the ground, crying and beating the ground with his fist. "You're right! I'm an abomination! I'm filthy! And dirty! Unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?-! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!"

Liz sweatdropped while Patty was laughing.

Liz murmured. "Yeah...And...Here we go." She looked to her younger sister. "Patty."

"Yes!" Patty raised her arms as if cheering.

They both appeared beside their meister.

Liz offered. "Now, now Kid, you can't forget that you're a Grim Reaper... Compared to that, what do three little lines matter?"

Patti agreed. "Yeah Kid you're not garbage! If you were garbage, then you'd smell a lot worse! So why don't we just get up and try again okay?"

Kid looked up at them. "You don't think I'm asymmetrical garbage? Really?"

Liz and Patty smiled. "No of course not!" "Garbage is 'ew!' And you're not!"

Kid stood up feeling better. "Alright then...Let's report to my father!"

Liz was thinking. 'Not the sharpest tool in the shed is he? These little rich kids are always so gullible.'

Kid began to move his arms in strange movements and aimed his hands down. Purple energy surrounded his hands, along with shadow skulls and in a burst of purple light the symbol of Lord Death was in the concrete.

Lord Death appeared in a hologram. "Well hello son! What's up! It's good to see you! I've forgotten how cute those stripes in your hair are!"

Kid deadpanned. "Stop it dad, I'm not a little kid anymore..Is that really necessary?"

Liz and Patty appeared behind Kid with their arms in the time out fashion.

Liz whispered. "That's a sensitive topic right now sir."

Lord Death looked confused. "Huh?" He then just forgot about it. "Okay then, we'll just move along. How are things going? You look like you're making some good progress in collecting Kishin souls. But Kid don't forget...You're a Grim Reaper...You don't really need to be training weapons or reclaiming souls."

Kid explained. "Even so I want to make my own weapons to my own specifications."

Lord Death sighed. "In that case, since you have two weapons the number of souls you must collect is double the normal amount...This means you'll have to work harder too Liz and Patty."

"Yes sir!" The Thompson sisters replied.

"I understand and I would like to collect all the souls I need in one go." Kid looked at his father. "So do you have any suitable targets for me right now?"

"Ah! Well now that you mention it!" Lord Death's large hand popped up. "As a matter of fact I do have one!"

(Next Day DWMA)

Black Star and Sakiri were walking through the hallway. Black Star yawned. They then noticed several people around the mission reports including Soshi. Maka and Soul were off still trying to gather more Kishin eggs.

Sakiri wondered. "What's going on down here?"

Soshi turned. "I thought you might be attracted by the rumors Black Star."

Sakiri asked. "Why's everyone down here?"

Soshi looked at them with a deadpanned look. "You really haven't heard? It's a big topic around right now."

Black Star grinned. "Oh I get it! Everyone's scared of what a big star I'm becoming huh?" He began laughing.

The sword-meister sweatdropped. "Not quite Black Star...It has nothing to do with you."

"Huh?"

They all turned to see the new mission with the kanji for 'working' on it.

(Above the Desert)

Kid flew on a skateboard with Liz and Patty in gun form. His earlier conversation with his father from last night running through his mind. Kid was also not alone on his skateboard. A girl Patti's age was there with him, holding on to his waist. She had a katana strapped to her side. His younger sister Sendo.

(Flash back)

Lord Death explained. "In the heart of the scorching Egyptian desert there is an ancient ruin...It is known as the Pyramid of Anubis...You will find a Witch there, a Necromancer...She's raised a great number of the dead who were entombed in the pyramid. Every night she leads out these mummies to feed on human souls...A necromancer is difficult to stop, her first set of mummies will be sent out to create another set, which will in turn create another until she has an entire army of mummies."

"The ancient pyramid of Anubis...I see...It was built at a time when all construction followed strict theories of symmetry...Sounds great." Kid replied.

"Actually I was originally thinking about assigning a 3-star meister to this one."

"Don't worry dad, I can handle it myself." Kid assured.

"Oh Kid? Before you go...It seems your sister would like to accompany you on this mission." Lord Death said stepping aside to reveal his other child, his daughter Sendo, Kid's younger sister by 2 years. Sendo had long black hair with three stripes on both sides, and the same golden eyes. She looked like her brother would, if he had been born a girl. She wore a cute black dress with a white symbol shaped like her father's mask and her breasts were as big as Patti's. Standing behind her was a taller woman who was Liz's height. She wore a Shinto priestess like outfit and had long raven hair tied in a ponytail and steel grey eyes. Her name was Tsuruko, Sendo's weapon partner. Tsuruko transformed into a Japanese samurai katana.

Kid gasped. "Sendo?"

"Can I come with you big brother?" The first female grim reaper asked. "Please?" She gave him the puppy dog eyes.

Kid struggled to resist. "But father...Sendo is..."

"She will be fine as long as you watch her...Right son?" Lord Death gave his son a serious skull-face look.

Kid nodded. "Of course father."

Lord Death held up one large hand in a thumbs up. "That's my boy! I'm counting on you son!" He then patted Sendo's head. "Have fun and be sure to listen to your brother Sendo-chan!"

Sendo beamed up at her father. "Thank you daddy!"

(Flashback end)

'After I've defeated the witch, I can take some time to enjoy the architecture.' Kid flew higher almost over the sun.

Sendo was laughing. "Go higher big brother!"

"Sure." Kid said. He could never refuse his sister and made Beelzebub raise higher until they were over the sun.

Sendo was in awe as she looked at the sun below them. "Hi sun~!" She waved down at it. "We're higher than you!"

(DWMA)

Soshi looked to his weapon/girl friend. "So what you think Ko-chan? You want to go ask who took this big mission? If it's who I think it was then this could be very interesting."

Koinu giggled. "I'll bet he's driving poor Liz-chan mad with his symmetry nonsense!"

"Whoever that guy is...He's a show off! He thinks he can build a bigger reputation than mine!" Black Star clenched his fist before he ran off leaving a dust trail behind.

Soshi sweatdropped. "He's always rushing head long into situations." He then calmly walked out with Koinu.

(Pyramid of Anubis)

Kid sneezed as he came upon the pyramids. His skateboard flew down and the wheels landed.

Sendo hopped off eyeing the huge cat statue. "Cute kitty!" She exclaimed her golden eyes twinkling with delight.

Her sword glowed white and Tsuruko took on human form.

Kid held his skateboard and it was absorbed into his hand. He gazed with awe at the design. "Oh such exquisite symmetry!"

Liz and Patty reverted to human form. Liz was stretching her back and shoulders. "Ugh! All that time in weapon form makes my back ache like crazy!"

Tsuruko sighed. "I'm so glad I turn into a sword."

Liz muttered looking at her. "You're lucky Tsuruko."

"That thing's huge!" Patty exclaimed meaning the statue.

Dust came out of the opening making Kid cough. "I could do without all this dust though."

Patty pumped her arms up in a cheer. "Let's go inside okay~!"

Liz led her sister in. "Are we sure that we want to do this? This place gives me the creeps!"

Kid and Sendo walked in with Tsuruko right behind them.

"It's ok! I'm sure we'll be fine let's go~!" Patty replied as her older sister was behind her.

Kid held a tissue to his mouth and nose to protect them from the dust. "My eyes itch." But he was in awe at the inside. "It's perfect on the inside too!"

"I hate it here! I don't do well in creepy, dark, icky places!" Liz said trembling slightly.

Patty asked. "Hey sis, I've been wondering something...How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads? Do you know?" She looked to her older sister who was behind her closely.

Liz replied. "I don't know Patty that is certainly one theory...That might explain why it is, of course it could also be an involuntary reflex triggered by normal brain activity." Her eyes were darting around looking at anywhere but the creepy scenery. Patty looked to be thinking before she replied.

"Hm... Maybe I can do a test next time I have a cold and tape my eyelids open!"

Liz said. "Yes, but what if your theory is right and your eyeballs do pop out of your head?"

Patty nodded. "Okay yeah, you might be right there big sis...You're so smart!"

Kid suddenly stopped for some reason.

Sendo stopped when he did. "Big brother?"

Liz asked. "Kid what's wrong with you? You've been quiet for a long time now."

Kid replied sweating slightly. "Well uhh...Maybe it's my imagination..." He turned back towards the entrance. "But I have this horrible feeling that the painting that I have hanging in my living room is leaning a little bit to the right."

Liz yelled. "Does some stupid painting really matter right now?-!"

Kid grabbed his head. "Yes, of course it matters! What should I do?-! I can't go on like this!" He looked up. "I can't wait! I have to go back home and make sure!" He started to leave.

Liz's arm stretched anime style grabbing his shoulder. "Hey! Hey! Hey-Hey-Hey!"

The group marched forward holding hands, Liz dragging Kid behind her.

Patty and Sendo were laughing and Liz was ranting. "There's a limit to the insanity I'll put up with! You can worry about it when we get home!"

Tsuruko shook her head.

Kid cried. "I'm worrying about it! I'm worrying about it!"

Liz groaned. "Ugh! Don't worry I won't let you worry about it!"

Kid continued muttering. "I'm worrying! I'm worrying!"

"Shut up you spoiled brat!" Liz grumbled still dragging him. She froze when a monster was seen in her path. It was a mummy no several mummies with strangely cute faces.

Liz screamed. "No! It's a mummy! Mummy, mummy, mummy!"

The mummies actually seemed to be giggling.

Liz took notice. "Hey, they're kinda cute..."

Patty was giggling too.

One of the mummies then suddenly opened its mouth and licked Liz on the chin.

Liz freaked out again, crossing her fingers. "A mummy licked me... A mummy licked me...A mummy licked me! Mummy slobber!" Her fear turned to anger and she trembled. "How could this happen to me?-! It's time to transform Patty!"

"Ok~!" Patty replied.

"Hey Kid, let's go!" Liz and Patty turned to their meister only to see a white outline shaped like a person with arrow pointing to it! Kid was gone! He slipped away while Liz was freaking out earlier.

"Huh?-!" Liz was shocked.

Patty smiled. "Don't...Know~!"

A piece of paper floated down and the girls read the writing.

Dear Liz and Patty

I'm still worrying about it, nothing you can say will help. I'm going back home at once to check on the painting. Watch over Sendo for me and watch your step, it's dark in the pyramid.

Death the Kid (A symbol of Lord Death's mask)

Liz sweatdropped. "He's joking right?-!"

Suddenly the mummies began to charge.

Liz called. "Patty!"

"Right!" Patty glowed pink and transformed into her gun form. Liz gripped Patty and aimed her at the mummies.

Sendo said. "Tsuruko!"

"Yes Lady Sendo!" Tsuruko glowed white and morphed into a Japanese katana landing in Sendo's outstretched hand.

Sendo held her sword in a stance, the look in her eyes then changed to that of a true grim reaper. Sendo then rushed forward with her sword in hand slashing through several mummies turning them into Kishin eggs.

Liz shot the mummies apart slowly before she and Patty switched places. Patty placed Liz in one mummy's mouth.

Liz cried out in disgust. "Patty! Don't stick me in that monster's dirty mouth! Ew!"

Patty apologized after killing the mummy. "Okay! Sorry!" Two mummies came at her from behind and she and her sister both transformed.

Liz flipped and grabbed Patty who had changed into weapon form. She held the gun at the back of the mummy and shot through it revealing the Kishin egg in the bandages.

Further ahead of them was the witch necromancer who was chanting a spell with several Kishin eggs around her. "Ancient statue...I lend you the dark heart from my body, that you may live again and do my bidding! Awaken pharaoh, your master's calling you!" The red flames grew brighter and the Kishin souls floated towards the sarcophagus behind her and went inside.

The eyes glowed red and a deep demonic voice spoke up. "The wrath of the Pharaoh..." The sarcophagus opened and a completely red slit eye was seen glowing in the darkness.

A long arm in wrapping shot out of the sarcophagus grabbed the witch, and began to pull her towards the sarcophagus.

"He's got me! I'm being dragged! He's going to eat my soul!" The witch was pulled into the sarcophagus which closed and you could hear crunching sounds, blood was seen dribbling from the eyes on the sarcophagus.

The same demon voice spoke. "There is no one in this world who can be my master...Anyone who enters beware the Wrath of the Pharaoh."

(DWMA)

Maka and Sakiri were waiting for their idiot partners to come to class. Apparently Black Star challenged Soul to a race. They ran all over the school hoping to beat each other. But they tied each time.

(Death City- Death mansion)

Kid measured the painting. "Ah...It really was just my imagination after all. It's perfect." He then turned. "And now the girls are waiting for me to come back." Kid suddenly remembered he had left his sister there too. 'Oh-no! Sendo please be alright little sister!' "I must return and make sure Sendo's ok!" He then quickly ran out in a panic.

(Pyramid of Anubis)

Liz gathered all the Kishin souls in a magazine that she placed back into Patty. "That's it...We've recovered every one of the mummies' souls."

Sendo and Tsuruko collected their share of the mummy Kishin souls as well.

Patty returned to her human form.

"Do we have them all evenly split up?" Liz asked.

Patty smiled. "Since Kid would get all depressed if we didn't divide them up evenly."

Suddenly they heard a strange and scary noise.

Liz shuddered. "Uhhh..I don't like this, did you hear that creepy noise coming from over that way?"

Patty blinked obliviously. Sendo was unusually serious as unlike Patty, Sendo was a Grim Reaper and she knew when to be serious.

"I did Liz." Sendo said walking up next the Thompson sisters with Tsuruko by her side.

Patty replied. "Let's just go!" she marched forward.

Liz followed reluctantly "Why don't we wait until Kid comes back?"

Sendo looked up at her weapon partner. "I can sense it Tsuruko..."

"I know Lady Sendo...A powerful dark presence is in this pyramid." Tsuruko replied. They followed the twin sisters.

Patty assured Liz. "Nah! It'll be okay I've got my big sis here with me!" She began to march faster.

Liz moaned. "Oh no...!"

They walked down the corridors and saw a light up ahead and headed down some stairs towards the lighted room, the witch was last seen with the sarcophagus.

Liz said. "The noise is coming from down here. Quietly Patty, we need to be quiet."

Patty nodded. "I got it, I got it..." Then she suddenly made a scary face. "Did you just see that thing move over there?-!'

Liz freaked out. "Ahhhhh!" She dropped to the floor trembling. "Don't do that Patty! It wasn't funny!"

Patty laughed.

Liz looked behind them and saw the disembodied head of the necromancer witch right there on the floor with blood all over it (A/N: I know that it was actually her hand left but I changed it!) The head even spoke! Liz screamed in terror. Wrappings suddenly launched at the weapon sisters as the monster who ate the witch made his attack.

(DWMA)

A dark-skinned man with his black hair in dreadlocks and a white headband noticed Black Star and Soul. "What are you two doing? The bell's rung, classes have already started." He wore a green sleeveless shirt and grey pants and his arms were decorated with tattoos.

Black Star said. "What are we doing what about you? You're a teacher aren't you...Shouldn't you be in class too?"

The man explained. "I have other things to take care of right now. I'm a teacher and a busy man, you two should move along."

Soul said. "Yeah we will...But before we get going...There's something we need you to tell us about first."

Black Star asked. "We wanna know about the pyramid of Anubis...Who signed up to take the mission?"

"Ah that mission wasn't taken by a student from our school...Aside from Soshi, it's much too difficult for one of you."

"If not one of us then who took it?" Black Star demanded.

"You want to know who took it?" Said a familiar voice

Black Star and Soul turned to see Soshi standing behind them.

Black Star was shocked. 'How did he get behind a great assassin like me so easily?-!'

"Hello Soshi." The man greeted.

"Hey Sid-sensei, I finished my assignment early that's why I'm here." Soshi looked to Black Star and Soul. "The mission was taken by Lord Death's son."

Black Star and Soul were stunned. "Lord Death has a son?" "Well I'll be damned, really?"

Sid turned to face them. "Yes really, Soshi like me is not the kind of person to tell a lie. The name of Lord Death's son is Death the kid, like his father he is a Grim Reaper."

Soshi took over the explanation. "Not only that...But Lord Death also has a daughter named Sendo, like her father and brother she's a Grim Reaper, the very first female grim reaper."

Black Star and Soul were shocked. "Lord Death has a daughter too?-!" They anime face-vaulted from shock.

(Pyramid of Anubis outside)

Kid landed. "Nice to see you again Anubis, you're even more beautiful than the last time we met." Kid rode in on Beelzebub, it was much faster that way. He then stopped as some cute thing rolled in his way.

Kid gasped and quickly went to it. "What are you?-!" He picked the strange thing up. "Such perfect symmetry! You are amazing...Hey no..." He looked closer and saw the eyelash numbers were uneven. One side had 4 lashes while the other side had 3. "You make me sick...GET AWAY!" Kid kicked the thing and it bounced around before smashing hard into the lower wall.

Kid rode by. "How incredibly disappointing." He looked around for the girls. "Liz, Patty, Sendo, Tsuruko!" When he arrived, he saw something that looked out of a bondage sex scene.

Liz whispered. "Kid...Here," It almost sounded seductive.

"Big..Brother..." Sendo moaned.

The four beautiful girls were tied up in provocative positions by wrappings which were also in the process of removing their clothes, slightly revealing Liz, Patty, and Sendo's panties.

Kid felt his face turn red at the almost erotic scene before him. He then turned and waved. "Didn't mean to intrude!" He began to ride away.

Liz called out. "Hey! Hey-Hey-Hey!"

The Wrath of the Pharaoh then attacked Kid while his back was turned. He turned his wrappings into blades and aimed to pierce Kid. But the young reaper looked over his shoulder and used Beelzebub to block the tentacles.

Kid asked. "What is this? You two hurry up and switch to weapon form."

Liz cried out. "Our powers don't work with us wrapped up in these bandages!"

"What?-!" Kid then jumped and spun. "Tornado Flip!" He sent Beelzebub spinning and it cut through the bandages freeing the girls.

Liz and Patty landed perfectly on their feet. "Okay!" "And...Go!" They both glowed pink and transformed into pistol form.

Tsuruko assumed her katana form. Sendo held her in the reaper sword stance.

Kid caught his twin pistols and held them at the sarcophagus. "A pharaoh's soul huh? Now it will be mine!" Kid froze as two wrapped fists came at him and struck him in the face.

Liz asked. "What's happening Kid, are you okay?-!"

Sendo looked over. "Brother?"

More wrapped hands came and pounded Kid in several places sending him flying and crashing to the ground.

Liz shouted trying to motivate her meister. "Kid why don't you do something?-! This isn't like you!"

Kid struggled to get up. "Look at the pharaoh closely, He's...perfectly symmetrical in every way."

Liz gaped inside the black space. "Huh?-!"

Sendo deadpanned. "Brother really...Now's not the time for your symmetrical obsession."

One of the wrappers turned into a spear and pierced Kid.

He fell to his knees bleeding.

"KID!" Liz shouted.

Sendo cried out. "Big brother!"

Then more wrapping spears aimed to finish the son of death off, they began to spin like drills.

Liz said. "Forget about the symmetry! You'll die if you don't do something fast! You're supposed to become a great Grim Reaper with us as your weapons! Don't let us down!"

Kid looked guilty and ashamed. "No I can't..." The wrappings then shot at Kid and pierced him, sending him flying and he crashed to the floor seemingly dead. 'I can't...pull the trigger on him.'

Liz and Patti both cried out. "KID!"

"BROTHER!" Sendo cried out, tears falling from seeing her big brother so hurt.

The pharaoh monster muttered. "The Wrath of the Pharaoh..." One of his wrappings became a hammer and struck Kid's motions form. "Wrath!" He kept growling Wrath and hitting Kid over and over again with his hammer causing even more damage to kid's body. Then he finally stopped and then emerged from his sarcophagus, his actual form was a giant mixed up mummified beast with one eye and Egyptian decorations, one of his hands had shifted into a hammer. "I will come and deliver the final blow myself."

Kid suddenly snapped out of his trance seeing this strange mixed up monster. "Right...Left...Right...Left...Right."

Wrath of the Pharaoh came closer.

Kid got angry. "You're disgustingly hideous!"

"It's all over now." A confident Liz said.

Patty just laughed.

Sendo watched relieved for her brother's return to reality. "Oh big brother."

"What the hell kind of thing are you?-!" Kid asked standing up. "I never seen anything so messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry?-! Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied!" He aimed his guns at the monster. "You make me violently ill!" Kid saw on the monster's forehead, a perfect jewel that matched on both sides. "Just look at your forehead!" Kid shot the beast once knocking the jewel off. "You don't deserve such a jewel! in fact you don't even deserve to exist! Disgusting!" Kid began to open fire on the monster. "Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! You're disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!"

One blast was powerful enough to blast right through the pyramid with a shadow version of Lord Death's mask right behind it.

It was over, the pharaoh was reduced to a Kishin soul.

Kid breathed and replied. "I feel much better now."

The group was leaving the pyramid.

Sendo was hugging her brother. "Brother, I was so worried about you!"

Kid stroked his younger sister's hair. "Sorry sis...I let the symmetry of his original look distract me from my mission."

Liz replied. "Kid...We collected an odd number of souls this time so I have one more than Patty."

Kid cursed. "Damn it! I can't handle that! We need another mission!"

"Okay~!" Was Patty's response.

Sendo giggled at her brother's language.

"I'm going to put this whole episode behind me. That pharaoh was absolutely horrific...At any rate the mission is over.." Kid turned. "Let's all say goodbye to the beautiful Anubis." The group all looked at the pyramid which looked unharmed.

And then it broke in two perfectly.

Kid turned ghostly white in horror for once at something symmetrical happening.

Patty laughed. "You broke the pharaoh!"

Kid slowly fell to the ground. "What to do!"

Liz sweatdropped. "Went a little nuts in there don't you think? Crazy."

"I'm a pig! A louse! A useless cow! I destroyed Anubis!" Kid was on the ground again self-loathing his actions. "Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!"

Again Liz and Patty came to their meister's aide. "No you don't need to die. I mean who hasn't destroyed 1 or 2 pyramids in their lives really!"

Sendo looked to her own weapon partner with a sweatdrop.

Tsuruko shrugged. "Lady Sendo, I have no idea where Lord Kid gets this from either."

Patty patted kid's back. "Hey! It's okay!"

Kid looked up at his weapons tearfully. "Girls, thank you!" But he eyed their differently sized chests and trembled before he leapt up screaming. "But why are your breasts still two different sizes?-!"

Patty laughed and Liz just sweatdropped.

(DWMA)

Black Star and Soul looked at the Anubis mission which now had a red circle with the kanji for completed on it.

They were sweating.

Soshi noticed and sighed. 'Oh boy...Black Star's going to extremely obsessed now...'

(Death Room)

Lord Death scolded. "As punishment for destroying the pyramid of Anubis, all of the souls you have collected will be confiscated."

"Damn it! I'm garbage! I'll die!" Kid cursed to himself on the floor beating it with his fist.

Sendo watched her brother freaking out again with a giggle. Tsuruko slapped her forehead.
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