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Box of 'Nip	By : Rhov Category: +. to F > Fairy Tail Views: 4412 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is the property of Hiro Mashima. I make no money, I just do this for my own pleasure.

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A/N: I'm still on vacation in California, but my Muse knows no such concept as "vacation." Enjoy! Remember, I'm unworthy of being the creator of Fairy Tail; I'm only weird enough to dream up these insane plots.

Chapter 3

Natsu's Mistake
Natsu and Happy laughed as they recalled something that happened between Jet and Droy that afternoon. They were sad Lucy missed the hilarious scene, so they hurried to her house, hoping to catch her there, and Natsu secretly hoped he could sleep in her bed for a little bit. He always felt better after a nap enveloped by the smell of her sheets.
Just as he was getting ready to jump onto the window (his normal means of entering her house) he heard strange noises from inside, two voices in the midst of a heated argument. Then there was a crash.
"Loke, stop!" he heard Lucy shout. "I already told you, no."
"Come on, Lucy. Please," Loke begged with predatory tones. "You know how much I've always wanted to do it with you."
Happy pouted and tugged on Natsu's sleeve. "Maybe we should come back later. They sound busy."
Natsu's brow tightened as he heard the shouting inside. It was none of his business, but this sounded different from Lucy's normal fights with Loke.
"You wanna try it, don't you, Lucy?" the Zodiac Lion urged. "You'll love the taste."
"Hey, stop it already," she yelled. "Put that away! I said I don't want to."
"You don't even know how fun it can be."
"It's not like this is my first time."
"Not your first...when?" Loke shouted furiously. "With whom?"
"It doesn't matter. Oh, and I'm confiscating that."
"What! Give it back. You devious little vixen..."
"Kyaaaaa!" Lucy shrieked, then she laughed. "Stop, stop, that tickles. Hey! No! No, not there. Loke, I'm serious stop. Let go of my shirt. What are you...? No!" she shouted in fear. There was a crash, then a sound of a soft thump and grunt, like Lucy hit something. "Ow, you idiot, that hurt. Stop. Loke, get...get off of me. Stop it already. You're hurting me."
Natsu felt his blood boiling. How dare that playboy touch his Lucy! Nobody hurt his Lucy. Happy looked up to him in worry. He saw Natsu's fists already tightening until the veins bulging out and his teeth gritting until the small fangs ground into the bottom jaw. Natsu looked ready to leap in there and fight.
"Let go of me! No means no!"
"I bet you'd do it with Natsu. Wouldn't you?"
"Well, I...I guess," she said timidly.
Natsu could barely hear her from where he was standing. Still, he heard enough, and the tension in his jaw loosened until his mouth dropped open. 'She guesses? Does that mean she would...do it...with me?'
"See," Loke shouted. "You'd do it with him, you'd do it with Gray, and I bet you'd even do it with Cana or Mirajane."
"Cana's not into that, but I did...experiment a little...with Mirajane."
Natsu's eyes bugged. Experimenting? And with sweet Mira of all people?
"Did Mira's taste good?"
"I guess so. Sorta sweet."
"A woman like her...it'd be a hundred times better with me. It'd be way more fun for you, trust me."
"But with you there's the possibility of...hey, quit it! You'll rip my blouse."
"Please Lucy, just lift up your shirt, be a good girl, and let me at it. You'll like it too, I promise. I know what I'm doing. I'm an expert at this sort of thing."
"Hey, I...I said no. Get off! Kyaaaaaa!"
Now Natsu was determined to bust in there. He looked down to Happy. Even the cat looked indignant that Loke would dare treat a woman like this.
"Loke, stop. Let go of my clothes."
"Aww, but Lucy, I'll be good, I promise."
"No, get off of me. You're gonna rip my blouse."
"Just...a little...more," Loke huffed, followed by a scream from Lucy.
Natsu had heard enough. Even if Loke was a member of Fairy Tail, no one treated Lucy that way. "Let's go, Happy!"
"Aye, sir!"
He leaped into Lucy's window and saw a struggle taking place on the bed. Lucy was down, Loke was on top of her trying to yank her shirt up, while Lucy held her breasts protectively. Natsu growled fiercely and pounced straight from the window toward the bed, hitting Loke square in the chest. They tumbled onto the floor and smashed together against the wall. Loke looked stunned, then opened his eyes to see Natsu straddling him, his face as fierce as a dragon, his fist pulled back with flames flickering wildly in anger.
"Natsu, it's okay," Lucy shouted, tugging her shirt down and crawling to the edge of the bed.
"Hey there, Natsu," Loke grinned foppishly. "Wanna join us?"
"Join you?" he seethed.
Loke looked past the dragon slayer and back to the bed. "Would you agree to do it if Natsu is here with us?"
Lucy sighed and sank a little. "I...well...yeah, I guess that'd be okay."
Natsu looked around fast. "Wh-what?" He felt his heart skip a beat.
"Then it's settled," Loke grinned in triumph. "Having Happy here too will just make it even more fun."
The blue Exceed drew back a step. "But I'm a cat."
"I'd prefer if you and Happy just watched us," Lucy pouted, staring down at her manhandled shirt. Natsu swallowed hard as his cheeks flushed.
"Oooh no," Loke chuckled naughtily. "I'm joining in. Happy can too if he wants. I have a feeling it's something he's always wanted to try."
Happy rose his paw up in oath. "Not even once!"
"Well...okay then," Lucy whispered, and she began to pull the lower edge of her shirt up her stomach and past her lower ribs.
Natsu was so stunned, Loke easily pushed him off. The poor boy just flopped to the ground, watching Lucy's pale torso being exposed little by little while her face twisted in uncertainty.
"Lucy," Natsu whispered, but his throat felt too tight to talk. "I...we...we really don't have to..." Oh, who was he kidding? He was a healthy teenage boy. Of course he wanted to! Just not with Loke there.
With her shirt pulled up to the lacy bottom edge of her bra, Lucy then reached in. Natsu's face went red as he saw Lucy groping herself. Her huge bosom shifted and jiggled with her fingers. He began to stare a little too hard, and he quickly wiped his nose just in case blood was trickling out. Then her hand pulled out, and she quickly lowered her shirt.
Aww, was she chickening out? Well, he hardly blame her. He even felt a little relieved. After all, he was inexperienced in this sort of thing, whereas Loke had two to five different girlfriends a week. Lucy said it was not her "first time" either. That put a lot of pressure on him. Of course, he would rather have Lucy to himself.
Then he realized Lucy had something in her hand, a small plastic bag filled with dried leaves.
"Is that...?" Happy began in astonishment.
Loke strode up to the bed and snatched it away. "Little vixen, stealing my stash! I paid good money for this stuff."
"Can you brew it without going crazy?" she asked.
"No, which is why I brought it here for you to help me. I can get it measured out and started, that's all. I've never been able to have a proper catnip tea party because I forget about the brewing until it's way too strong. I always wanted to host one, too, and now I can do it, but only if you take the leaves out of the tea after five minutes, then reheat it after I've calmed down. Being able to do this is a life-long dream for me. Come on, Happy!"
"Aye, sir!" the blue cat drooled, following the bag of catnip as if it was a favorite toy.
Lucy stood up and walked over to where Natsu still sat on the floor. "Just what the heck were you doing, jumping through my window and attacking him?"
"He...you...I heard a scream," he said in confusion.
"He was trying to get at that catnip I took from him, that's all. It was my mistake for hiding it down my blouse."
He looked at her blouse, then to the door where he heard Loke rummaging around in the kitchen. "So then why did you want me here?"
"Oh, that. You see, Loke wants to host a catnip tea party. People can drink catnip tea too, you know. However, I told him I didn't want him having his tea party here. I know how he reacts to catnip."
They suddenly heard from the kitchen, "Waaaaahahahahaaaaa!"
"Ayyyiiiyiiiyiiieee sirrrrrrrrrr!"
She waved her hand toward the other room to show that this was what she meant.
"Oh...okay," Natsu said, slowly trying to piece it all together. "So, that part about you and Mirajane?"
"Huh? Oh, you heard even that much? A few weeks ago, Mira hosted a catnip tea party for Wendy and Carla. Those two at least acted nicely. Carla is actually quite lovable when doped on catnip. Personally, I think Wendy should keep her that way all the time."
Happy flew into the room and rammed into Natsu's bare chest. In one rushed breath, he said all smashed together, "What was that about Carla and catnip and does she have catnip and is she really cute on catnip and lovable and cute huh-huh-huh is she really cute maybe I should get her a fish and stuff it with catnip and then maybe she will like that and she'll get all sweet and happy on catnip and one thing will lead to another and then to another and another and another and maybe... waaaaaaaaaah Lucy's hair dangles!" He began to fly at her, but Natsu hugged him close while Lucy scuttled back.
"Dammit, I forgot about the hair issue," she grimaced.
"Luuuuuuuuuucyyy!" Loke raced into the room next. "Tea is boiled and the catnip is brewing and it'll all be done in five minutes and then we can all sit down for a nice cup of tea and maybe some scones and maybe some..." He stopped his fast rambling and suddenly crouched down. "Shhh...the gold fairy is back. Imma gonna get the gold fairy this time."
Lucy bopped him on the nose. "Bad Loke. Go sit on the couch."
"Awww Lucyyy," he yowled, but obediently stalked away. "Heheheee, hey Happy, come here." The blue cat pounced off from Natsu and flew off. "I see a dangly and it's sparkly and if you do this then it..." There was a crash in the other room. "Oops."
Lucy pulled her hair back into a bun and sighed. "I need you here, Natsu, if only to deal with him. I hope you don't mind getting dragged into this."
"Oh, uh...no problem. Sure thing," he smiled awkwardly, getting over the confusion and slight disappointment.
"Waaaaaaaaaah it dangles!"
"Aye sirrrrrrrrrr!"
"Haha, Happy I like how you purr that sir."
"Purr the sir? Stir the fur."
"Spur the cur."
"Blur the burr."
"Slur demur."
"Were so sure."
"Her liqueur."
"Oui monsieur!"
"Haha! Happy sounds like Reedus now."
"Aye sir!"
Lucy shook her head and walked toward the kitchen, passing between Loke crouched in front of Happy starting a new rhyming game. "This is going to be one insane tea party."
Natsu followed her closely and patted her shoulder. "That's why I'm here, Lucy. To protect you, even from drugged-up kitties."
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