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My Girlfriend is Kate Takayama	By : FalstaffKisaragi Category: +G to L > Haganai Views: 3780 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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My name is Kate Takayama. I love the work I do for the students of St. Chronica. Mother Kate is one of everyone’s favorite teachers. Since I’m part of the school staff, I don’t talk to a lot of people outside the student council. That’s what drew me to the club for people who are looking for friends, the Neighbors’ Club. I heard what they’d been making my little sister Maria do, and I wouldn’t stand for that. I’m the only one who can tease her. Big sister privileges.
It’s in this club that I met my boyfriend, Kodaka Hasegawa. People think of him as a delinquent, but he’s a good guy. He also knows the pains of dealing with a little sister. Maria and Kobato may not admit it, but they’re quickly becoming the best of friends. Which I like, because it gives me and Kodaka private time. He and the scientist girl Shiguma are the only ones who know the real Mother Kate.
I’m a dirty girl. If you asked me, I’d say that I’m proud of it. It’s my body, and I need to let it relax itself, often. Being a student teacher is a busy job, so I often end up eating a lot of fast food and stuff from the vending machine. The coffee they have in there really gets me working. I have fond memories of the first time I met Kodaka. Blew a whistle right out my butt as I was walking away. Funny stuff. Knew it was coming and didn’t care that there was a guy right there. One day I asked him if he wanted to go out with me, and he agreed.
Having a boyfriend who’s open to every part of my body is amazing. I’ve pooted right up his nose, belched in his face as a good morning greeting, and have generally let my inhibitions go. Keeping Maria out of my hair is annoying, but I’ve found ways for the two of us to have alone time. The brat’s learning things from me, so I wonder what she’s going to be like when she stops being motivated by food and getting out of studying. If she sees me and Kodaka flirting, it’s not that different from what she gets at home.
The other day I brought Kodaka over to meet my mom. He ate dinner with me and mom, and we produced enough gas to fill a small balloon. This is my daily life now, and it’s making me think about someday joining the Neighbors’ Club. If they had an official adviser like me “take over” Maria’s position, Shiguma could have someone to talk to and I could have another way to keep an eye on my sister.
I haven’t really met the rest of the club, though. That would change when I invited Kodaka out to the hot springs. Mom had a break from work, so she took the family and invited the Hasegawa siblings to come along. After a train ride, we arrived, and I was overjoyed.
Bffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
My skirt blew upward from the rumbling in my butt, briefly exposing my striped pink panties to Kodaka. A warm and pleasant stink filled the air behind me. That meal we had picked up at the train station before departing had finally made its way out in celebration, a victory trumpet blowing for our arrival.
“Kate,” Mom said. “Wait and do that until we’re inside the hot springs.”
“Yes, mom,” I said, winking at Kodaka.
“Serves you right, you poopy old hag,” Maria said, smacking me across the butt. That kid needs to have more respect for her sister. “Come on Kobato, they have table tennis here!”
“Kodaka,” I said. “Did ya like that?”
“It smells like you, Kate. It’s full of love,” he said.
This ass just won’t quit. I was ready to get into the springs after a long morning of riding on the trains. As soon as our hotel rooms had been set up, I walked the hallways in my towel, and made my way to the hot springs. The mixed baths were still being cleaned, so I was going to go into the girls’ side this morning. Maria and Kobato had gone off to play a game of “holy ping-pong” against each other, while mom was going to stay back in our room and have a drink.
I met Kodaka at the entrance to the baths, and pulled out a small glass bottle from between my breasts, filled with fresh milk coffee. I had picked it up at the vending machine when we checked in. I popped the lid and consumed the whole thing on one gulp. The bitter, energizing flavor of the coffee and the creamy texture of the milk is simply perfection. It’s a higher-end version of the stuff I get at school all the time.
“Kate, I think you’re supposed to drink that after a bath,” Kodaka said.
“I do things my style,” I said, shaking my butt at him. The warm air blowing across the wooden hall massaged me down there, teasing my ass. The edges of my cheeks were poking out the edge of the fabric, and my stomach was full of this lightly carbonated, potent drink.
“I’ll see you after the bath. Don’t cause too much trouble,” he said.
“Later. I’ll make sure you can hear me on the other side. Gonna be a real loud one,” I said.
“Don’t disturb the other guests,” Kodaka said.
I let out a loud belch, my stomach rumbling and the smell of milk coffee filling my nostrils. My butt was twitching too. As I walked towards the womens’ baths, removing my towel, a hissing burst of gas shot out of my rear, leaking like a balloon in Kodaka’s direction. When I think of Kodaka telling me my ass smells, I know he’s complimenting me. I took a deep whiff of my own wind, and moved forward. The smell overwhelmed the changing room, dissolving when the salty smell of the hot springs replaced it moments later.
Psssssssssssssssshht.
“Soon as I get cleaned up, the springs are all mine,” I said.
The cleaning room of the hot springs was full of women who had come here to bathe, and to my surprise, all of them were the members of the Neighbors’ Club. I had seen them through the window, arguing about video games and trying cell phones with each other, but I never expected to meet all of them in the same room, making their first impression of me being my wonderful naked self. Let’s see, who have we got in here?
The two arguing in the corner were Sena Kashiwazaki and Yozora Mikazuki. I’d recognize Kashiwazaki because her dad and my mom talk to each other a lot. Also because she has bigger tits than I do. Yozora must be the short-haired, smaller-boobed girl beside her. The soap suds are obscuring their waists, so I can’t tell how hairy they are. Wouldn’t it be a surprise if Yozora was the bushier one. Sena probably thinks that because everyone is shaved in her eroge, that’s how it’s supposed to be in real life. Until she learns the joys of running your hand through your under hair, it’s her loss.
The girl with the long, brown hair is Shiguma, I’d recognize her. She and the girl beside her, Yukimura, are as perverted as I am, but in different ways. They’ve got plenty of armpit hair, which is visible even from here. Rika because it’s another fetish of hers, and Yukimura because she thinks it’s manly. Even I’d mistake Yukimura for a boy from this distance, but I know if I brushed those bubbles aside, I’d see undeniable proof that she’s a girl. They look like a fun group. I should introduce myself.
“Rika!” I called out.
“Mother Kate!” Rika said. “Let me guess, date with Kodaka?”
“Date!?” said Sena and Yozora at the same time.
“He’s dating you?” said Sena. “I thought he was in love with me. I’m the queen of the school, after all.”
“You’re not worthy of his attention, Meat,” said Yozora.
I ignored their bickering and hugged Rika in the middle of the bath. Our slippery bodies ran up against each other, the friction causing us to heat up. My butt was at Sena’s eye level, and the milk coffee was starting to work its way through my system. I let out a little puff of gas in her face. The pff was gone in a second, but the smell dissolved into the steam of the bathroom.
“Oh god, who did that?” Sena asked, pinching her nose closed. “It stinks.”
“That’s me,” I said. “I can make it come out the other end, too.”
“Stop that! You’re filthy!” Sena said. “You really are Maria’s sister. Kobato is much more elegant than you are.”
“She lit hers on fire,” I replied.
“I didn’t know that,” Sena said. “That changes my image of her a bit... but I love her still! Kobato is a special girl, not like someone who falsely wears the clothes of a nun like you do!”
“Right now, I’m not wearing any clothes,” I said. “You haven’t stopped looking up my butt, either. You really are like a dog. Is this the part where I smell your ass in return? Because I’d be up for that, we’re all girls here.”
“Never mind,” Sena said.
“It’s a pleasure to have you here,” Rika said. “We came to this hot springs because it’s a good way to meet people. We won tickets during the peak season, and we can’t just stay in our rooms. Even if I did have to drag Yozora out here. Not to mention there’s so many fun ways you can get off in public....”
“I just came back from doing the hiking trail,” said Yukimura. “Mountaineering is a manly thing to do. The blazing sun, the deep woods, the sweat covering my body.”
“It’s a lovely smelling sweat, too,” said Rika. “Come on Kate, take a sniff.”
Yukimura lifted her arm and invited me to smell. The leafy, earthy scent of a hike through the woods faintly remained in her armpit. She had yet to apply soap to her body, but the water had already dissolved most of it.
“That is rugged,” I said. I extended my tongue and licked a drop of it off Yukimura’s underarms. She blushed bright red, and returned to soaping herself up so she could enter the hot springs. “Tastes delicious, too.”
“What kind of person are you?” Sena and Yozora said in unison.
“I’ve never seen why it’s a big deal. I do a good job around the school, and when I’m in a place where I can be myself, every hole rings out,” I said. This was followed by a milky belch that blew into Yozora’s nostrils. She coughed, trying to ignore it. My stomach rumbled. There was plenty left in there. “You should try it, it’s fun.”
“I will!” Rika said.
“That’s a given,” I said to Rika. “Sena, you’re the girl who’s masturbating to eroge when the club room’s empty, right? You’re not ashamed of letting that out of your body, so what’s wrong with a fart?”
“I knew you were a lewd girl. That explains why the table’s all sticky,” Yozora smirked.
“I swear, that was a drink that I spilled,” Sena said. “I cleaned it up! Anyway, I don’t want to do that because it’s embarrassing.”
“It’s only embarrassing because you’re around Kodaka,” Rika said. “Look at it this way. We’re all girls here, so if you really are a high-class girl like you brag about, not only is it your smell, it’s a smell that none of us can achieve. What is the special odor of Sena Kashiwazaki?”
“Good one,” I said aside to Rika. “You can play her like a fiddle.”
“Farting is a manly thing to do... I think,” said Yukimura.
“Not now, Yukimura. This is my time to shine,” Sena said. “Fine, if you keep pushing me, then I’ll keep pushing it out. There’s nothing that’s impossible for a world beauty like myself! I’m not going to lose to you, Takayama, especially with my butt!”
Sena clenched her legs together. Her face cringed, focusing everything she could into her plump, shaking ass cheeks. She spread her legs, and a weak-sounding Pwwwwsh came out of her body, blowing away the soap bubbles from her waist. I perked up my nose, waiting to smell what the Kashiwazaki girl could blow, but there was nothing in the air. The bubbles had blown away to expose her lips, and that’s when I figured it out.
I laughed heartily. “You queefed,” I said. “I can’t get myself to do that on command, but you opened up your clamshells and blew one. I’m impressed, Kashiwazaki. How did you do that?”
“What’s a queef?” Sena asked. “That’s never shown up in my games.”
“It’s when you let the air out down there,” Rika said. “That’s so filthy. Do it again!”
“I don’t know how I did it the first time. What’s so good about it?” Sena said.
“I like the way it sounds,” I said. “I’ll let you do it in my face. Think of it as payback.”
I sat down on the low seat, and placed my face within crotch level of Sena. The blonde squeezed her legs together, and released another queef into the bath house. The smell was faint, but I loved the brief sensation of her wind fluttering past my eyelids. She turned red with embarrassment, and retreated into the baths to hide herself. Yozora snickered as she slid across the floor.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Rika playing with something sticky between her fingers. It was transparent, and sparkling, and smelled faintly of urine. That’s when I noticed the plastic sticking out of the bubbles. It was the tail end of something nearly invisible, made of a water-resistant red plastic. I flicked my fingers at the thing, and Rika’s body shook. More of the sticky liquid secreted itself onto her fingers, and mine.
“Just what I expected from a pervert like you, Rika,” I said. “You must have great endurance to have that in all day.”
“I get bored by myself in the lab, so having something like this keeps my mind busy while I’m working on my research,” Rika said. “This is made of a highly water-resistant polymer, so I can even bring it into the hot springs and turn the vibrate function on.”
She slapped her thighs, and her body began to vibrate. Rika’s voice took on a warbly tone, like an alien speaking to its captive audience. The liquid that definitely wasn’t soap started to trail down her legs. I held out my hands, and received the gift of Rika squirting into my hands. I smeared it over my face, soaping myself up for the hot springs. Though Kodaka’s my boyfriend, that’s not to say I don’t have a few curious tendencies in me. The female body is an amazing thing.
“That felt good,” I said.
“Yeah, amazing,” Rika said, her legs wobbling, barely able to stand. “Rika’s naughty body is out of control. I swear, at this point I wouldn’t mind if every guy in this bathhouse came to me with their dicks flapping. Oh god, I should do this more often.”
“Rika! Rika!” I called out, grabbing her before she fell. “Don’t overheat yourself. You won’t last a minute in the springs at this rate.”
“So... are we going in?” Yozora asked, hiding her body behind a wall of suds. “It’s not like I don’t not know this Kate person, so maybe we could... try our hands at some skinship?”
“Skinship is a manly thing!” said Yukimura.
“I thought it was something girls did,” Sena piped up from the bath. “Not that I’d know, either.”
“Hey, girls?” I asked. “Is the hot spring pool a bubble bath?”
They exchanged confused looks with me. I smirked. The gift shop didn’t sell this particular scent, and when it was used, there would be nothing for the staff to clean up. It was all natural and powered by the freshest milk coffee that a train station gift shop could afford. Maria didn’t like this, but the brat wasn’t here. I was free to run wild with the Neighbors’ Club.
With our bodies sparkling clean and free of any dirt, we walked into the outdoor hot springs. Rika and Yukimura walked in slowly, while Sena threw caution to the wind and jumped in, creating a big splash. Yozora was last, hiding herself behind the rocks and covering her breasts and pubes with her hands in an attempt to not be seen. I wanted to jump in like Sena, but I had something to do first.
“It’s gotta be around here somewhere,” I said.
“What are you looking for?” Yukimura asked.
“Every hot springs has a hole in the wall. I just need to find this one,” I said.
“You want to look at the dong festival taking place on the other side? That’s my girl. You don’t have to give me the full specs, just the tips...” Rika was cut off by Yukimura.
“Not that,” I said. “Just delivering a present.”
There was a hole looking over to the mens’ side of the springs, and as it happened, it was right at ass level. I rubbed my tush against the wall, squeezing the edges of my back ring until most of it was facing into the hole. I puckered up, took a deep breath, and whistled to get Kodaka’s attention.
Pwwwwwwwwwwsshft.
It was a light, pleasant breeze. I heard Kodaka and some other guys on the other side of the wall complaining about the smell, so it must have worked. Kodaka was too withdrawn to admit these things in public, but he knew it was me. I waded into the hot springs pool, and sat myself down beside Sena. I swayed back and forth in the water, knocking against her like one of those office toys.
“They’re floating,” Rika said. “Sena, Kate, you’re so buoyant. What’s your secret?”
“Good genes,” Sena said.
“I eat a lot,” I replied.
“It’s just useless lumps of fat,” said Yozora, fidgeting back and forth in the water. “It was my idea to come to these hot springs, so you should be more grateful, Meat.” She cast a glance at me. I don’t think Yozora trusted me yet. She could see Maria in me, and Maria was probably her least favorite member of the club. Can’t escape family, I suppose.
“Ladies, who wants some bubbles?” I said. “It’s coming!”
I relaxed myself into the springs, loosening up my body. My chest sunk underwater and my ass spread out at the bottom of the pool. I gently poked myself in my belly button, and the gates opened up. A burst of foul-smelling bubbles appeared from the bottom of the pool, resting on the surface for a brief moment before popping in my face, spreading the scent around the air.
“Oh god, it’s even worse,” Sena said. “Kate!”
“I’m joining in!” Rika shouted.
“Me too!” Yukimura added.
I waited for my second wind while the science girl and the crossdresser unleashed their own smells into the pool, doubling up on the bubbles on the surface. They kept flowing for a good ten seconds. They ceased for a moment or two before I joined them, louder and smellier than before. Yukimura’s were weak, while Rika’s were plenty strong, coming up to the surface of the water in short bursts.
I looked over to Yozora, who was still fidgeting in the pool. Sena, pinching her nose and muffling her voice, warned us. “Stop this! You’re ruining a perfectly good hot springs with your filth!”
“If you can get it to come out the back, you can join in,” I said. “It’s not so bad once you get used to it.”
“A huge weight is being let out of my body,” said Yukimura. “This is rather manly.”
“This is true paradise. I wonder if I’d get better results if I shoved something up there first,” Rika said.
“Dammit. I’ll do it this time!” Sena said.
Sena had a strained expression as she pushed down on her waist. Her stomach was a little on the pudgy side, so I had no doubt she could hold a bit. Sena rose her ass up towards the surface of the hot springs, nearly exposing herself to the cold air before a loud blast, like a foghorn, erupted from her bottom, creating a single, large bubble on the surface of the water. The smell it let out overwhelmed mine, and Rika’s, and Yukimura’s. Lots of upper class meal kinds of spices and sauces were noticeable in the lingering scent.
I applauded.
“You really are... ergh,” Yozora winced.
“What, can’t mock me after something like that? Why don’t you just admit I’m better? You haven’t even joined Kate in her little bubble party,” said Sena teasingly.
“I... I have to pee!” Yozora said. “I was holding it back in the washroom, and I can’t go in here... but to be naked in front of all those people again... I can’t even hide behind Meat and her huge boobs.”
“Hey!” Sena said.
“Just make a dash for it. I’ll keep them distracted,” I said.
Yozora climbed out of the pool, hiding behind the rocks. As she left, I heard a little whistle come out of her butt. It was a nervous smell, and a weak one, but I think she was holding back more than a few things.
“Super bubble bath!” I said. “Then some skinship!”
Me, Rika, Yukimura and a very competitive Sena unleashed our full force into the hot springs pool. The surface was overrun with transparent bubbles, popping at random and filling the air with the fine scents of a meal well digested. In the middle of it all, I let out another milk-coffee-smelling belch.
Brrrrp
“Paradise, paradise,” I said, enjoying the symphony of the popping bubbles. So many good memories are being made. I’ve gained a new respect for Kashiwazaki. Someday, I may be able to get Yozora to come around and like me, too.
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